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Hello hello hello everyone welcome to Cursed craft Community Building stream Minecraft fun time have I been at every stream today yes Sophie is here again I’m only here for some a little bit of of Chrissy treats Chrispy treats crispy treats crispy treats Rice Crispy boo treats crispy treats I am Simon the

Honey Jew man Diggy Lane and I am joined by the ever fragrant Dre Drear gam Drear gra hello it’s me your other father I love you dad I love you dad I love you son oh oh I just I just want to be in person with people and I’m so tired and

I’m going to go and have a nap I promise so we’re going to do the present present exchange like right now with well with I’ve got some stuff for Sophie I’ve got I’ve already given gista her one present that actually turned up I’ve wrapped it

Real nice as you can see and as you can see I actually made a [ __ ] effort oh well this is awkward um okay there you go thanks there you go Sophie oh what should I open first the small one the little open the little one

The small one a little one for a little one a little one oh oh I love it okay first of all we’ve got this metal sign that says I do what I want and it’s Keith and he’s smacking over a little thing and this is great because I have another metal sign

From Boba that says um it’s like you need it I need it and it’s like a cat making biscuits and I have it in my I have it in my kitchen is this a book I don’t know open it’s like it’s like young ones the The Young Ones

Annual yeah Bachelor boys the young ones it’s really really good cover look at that look at look on the inside look [ __ ] says on the back of Richie’s and I’ve got wa whatever his name was in it what was his name in it I don’t it’s just prick nice what does this say

Vivian VI oh my God I love it what a date oh my god look action the green is has been green screen the green has been green screened out but it’s Franken hooker Sophie’s favorite movie of all time you want some company isn’t she beautiful want a date got got some got

Any money they got they got the quote wrong but it’s fine you know what a party it’s close I love it oh Simon’s two for two he’s two for two let’s get the let’s get the other thing open let’s get the other thing I just I just kind

Of a very important tradition present exchange I just kind of like I left it in the it’s not actually that fragile I promise oh chocolate it’s chocolate she got me chocolate I would got me oh this is [ __ ] fancy Posh I had to get you some bath stuff you know

Me so well CU I know that you like to bathe she’s a bther I was I didn’t used to be but now I am’s never I never used to have a bath listen I thought I wanted to I always get you the fruit I but I got you something a little bit a

Little bit different this year Martin’s chocolate here yeah they’re fancy Posh festive ones I think apparently I don’t know Aztec chocolate pudding with a runny Center runny please don’t call anything runny hazelnut prw line raspberry velvety cupcake there’s the Zoey almond and orange Prine The Zo Prine yes it’s Prine shut

Up happy Santa it’s a little Santa fella Papa Noel cupcake these look so [ __ ] lovely these nuts these nuts she has to ruin it doesn’t she she does we had such a good vibe this is why we treat the way we do that’s really nice thank you so much

Thank you Simon thank you I’m just really happy to see you like in person I’m here it everything was worth it being so tired is worth it and you’re off tomorrow I’m [ __ ] off tomorrow cuz I had to like get yeah I had to push my way into every single stream today

Because I’m done for this is the end oh my God I’m out oh my God retiring I’m retiring look at this chat why is this man So Posh to me look I I would I used to have a bath in fairy liquid in a bath you know in the sink

You know just this is this is so fancy look this is midnight fig and pomegranate I like the color of it it’s beautiful it’s very Franken hooker t-shirt yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I love it it’s a luxury pamper gift not Pampers like last year Pampers the nappies

[ __ ] baby when you’re a gamer it’s very important thank you Simon um I really appreciate it oh my God they’ve already started building something Mass I can’t even I don’t even know what’s going on on the server we have a massive amount of people from mining these discords s

We got oh zuba I should thank you zuba you um you gave over 500 to jingle jam just a moment ago thank you so much thank you Steve oh bloody Australian oh yeah no we have £52 15 from zuba thank you very much indeed thank you so much 300 oh this is

From before yeah don’t just ignore that I just wanted to shout out zuba all right I’m I’m sorry even though zuba donate to Harry it said to Harry to Harry har Harry yeah it all goes to Harry it all goes to Harry um yeah thank you do you want to piss

Off or do you want to stay a little bit I’m going to piss off you want to see what we I want to see what you got you see what we got for each other one of your one of your gifts should be here but then the other one that you know

About might not have arrived oh there is a whole story I’ve got for you I’m disappearing a whole story a whole story I I bought g a a present that was like 70 quid what and I ordered it um almost 3 weeks ago and they didn’t answer my emails or

Anything and they sent me like a tracking link and they said oh it might be in your spam and it was in my spam okay it was some weird email address uh it’s currently still on China in China waiting to go on a plane to fly over to

The UK okay so you’re not getting that um I might keep it for my no I can’t keep it for myself it is highly cursed highly highly C 70 quid highly cursed so I got you oh we might need a pair of scissors actually oh you have you got a small thing for

Me what I don’t I’ve got a small I’ve got a small one for you okay to start with oh I didn’t wrap it put it in bag it’s the Toby Lon travle they look so good don’t they they are oh my God the one advert on Twitch that worked on us we were

Like have you got anything that you okay so I have uh one okay this is okay do you want to I did ask for some of the truffles myself we might need scissors because there’s a lot of like do you remember that I asked for specifically for some I don’t know what you’re

Breaking up I can’t hear you you’re breaking up you’re breaking up tunel I may have ADHD forgotten certain truffles can we show the uh the Minecraft thing in the background yeah yeah let’s do that of what the hell is going on here uh do we have Mor effect yeah let’s let’s get a

Lovely bird’s eye in the sky view here of what’s going on hi what’s this going to be weird oh it’s oh I know what it’s going to be it’s the cat on my mug I love Fiesta cat he’s it’s going to be one of these I want him to be our next prime

Minister we should be so bloody lucky probably be David [ __ ] Cameron again hey let’s ruin the country you’ve wrapped it real nice that’s lovely I love that you put this strange is this a Greek cross you put a Greek cross on it that’s nice how am I going to open this [ __ ]

Saying are there any scissors in the building how am I going to open this ge are there any scissors in the building pencil we’re not allowed we’re not allowed there a pen which might be sharper oops pressing buttons oh last night a TJ save our life Jesus

Christ where’s tro where’s tro I thought you were using the the handle to try I’m trying to figure out which way tro is to crop the cut towards him hell Simon he’s almost as bad as liia why we’re not really supposed to have scissors in building I was born a left-handed oh Jesus

Christ the green screen’s already messing with that isn’t it yeah it’s a rainbow wi it’s a rain rainow wig I actually I actually really like it it’s over um I think it’s beautiful so take a head put it on over the top of the headset clba oh sh oh shoot you are the

Clubba that’s really nice the green Simon and the green screen escapate every [ __ ] time the three of us stream together this [ __ ] happens to me oh my god when the when the Shrek hat thing happened I I mean you were there I was there I just lost my [ __ ] it was

Amazing it was the best thing ever well thank you for this rainbow afro Weg this product is not heat resistant sh you know what’s so funny I kept getting notifications on my phone P same face smile there you go I keep getting notifications on my phone saying large Cloud wig delivered and

Like I’m just like what are these notifications man what is my life what is your life what is your life Fu what are frogs we just don’t know um oh here we go this this will be nice this will be nice this will be nice you’ll enjoy

This G this will be this will be Lov oh catwalk is that a game oh I know what it is you can make it into a game if you want I love them actually I’m no this is lovely actually genuinely they’re very cute yeah they’re so cute that is cute

Better than the uh the cat [ __ ] calendar you got me I got that some for someone as well and I can’t remember who it was he got me a calendar of cats taking a dump I really liked that I thought it was cute because cats pull really stupid

Faces when they having dump oh this is really cute I needed new socks as well no they like push they push their little whiskers for they go that’s what I do I come face as well how many have you got I one one of these will be um will

Be Sophie’s I think I hope so this is for either me or Sophie we don’t know a mystery it’s a mystery God help us I guess will I know if it’s not for me yeah is it a bra because it could be for either of us a

Lovely ladyes bra lovely ladies pants oh I love these socks it looks Clowny it looks Clowny oh hell yeah it’s clown shoes you sent me clown shoes all right let me take let me take my shoes off I wonder if you can all right there we go shoe off how liver are

You let me just leave charity as well by the way thank you got to leave me uh for joining us on the jingle jam charity having a bit trouble opening charity in which we donate money charity where’s the [ __ ] there we go that’s what that those are the

Notifications I was getting on my phone large Cloud shoes delivered clown wig delivered and I’m like this is not real I’m living in a simulation do you ever just like what am I doing you could probably put them over your actual shoes you could have done that oh no I want to

Give chat a treat they deserve a treat it’s Christmas not it’s not a sex thing you go that is actually so impressive though like I have no [ __ ] idea how this is happening it’s my foot like like seeing him here with this is this is this is

Too much this is too much how limit are you well it’s just can everyone can do this right I don’t think so hold on I mean I can oh there we go look there we go but like but like seeing a man do it is is very it’s

Impressive cuz I men I mean to be fair men never usually get their legs up like that look at his little feet a Sophie we need a picture of him in this clown get of course is there more clown [ __ ] get up is there more I was going to get

You the nose but here we go he’s already we can draw can you can you get the feet and in feet are in shot G that’s perfect G’s just face ping in the background it’s it’s lovely simonk thank you g thank you g thank you every year I get you like nice thoughtful

Stuffff I’m ding Already it’s nice and green as well it’s a foot soak yeah hey that’s going to be Shake bows that’s going to be really nice though in it I can’t I can’t they’re they’re shaped like feet oh my God one for all of us no no you got to have the whole thing cuz

There’s the exfoliating you’ve got to use it properly there’s the lotion it’s vegan as well foot phones I don’t know if it’s edible it’s mint flavored though mint vegan soothing and this dandruff for what is the yeah well the clown R comes pre dandruff yeah it’s it’s why is the dandruff green

Though I making my head itchy as well I’ll use them as Weapons like sh no you’ve still got some on your head you’ve got a curl on the back luy oh my God was that b there before took my hair off it’s in the wig oh my God the emote the emote

There’s an emote it’s beautiful thank you fav oh my God I mean anyone could have been responsible I don’t know why I’m thanking fav anyone could have made it probably was fav it probably was fa oh and there’s this little little scrubber for your for your touch trotes

Little piglets little piglets put those grippers away Sonic put those grippers away it’s softening soothing and relaxing foot soak I could do with that actually mint like little feet mint they’re beautiful you reuse those bottles for like uh ketchup and I would just yes yes and just like you know like

Chocolate sauce and maybe I don’t know some one mayonnaise wine imagine it’s like would you like a a glass of wine and then you come out with this and then you go that was such a good [ __ ] noise that was such a good like Ras break yeah

Yeah I can’t do them oh I can’t do those noises oh Simon makes them all the time just out of the hole I have IBS it’s a condition can we have an IBS Cher seed next year jingle J can we can we just put it out there I

Don’t know what the money would go towards wet wipes yeah yeah a bday oh yeah B days I can’t um Busan oh that’ be nice yeah yeah oh my god I’ve just got like for Life bags All For Life they’re for Life yeah oh no he’s doing that influencer

Thing oh for [ __ ] sake I don’t know what that is you didn’t even take them out of the packaging at at least I bothered I’m not in Bristol Simon Sophie you literally are in Bristol G I do not live I’m not in Bristol sh I’m not in

[ __ ] brist brist I don’t bloody live here I thought I broke it thought I broke it in half I don’t even know what that is is that for me maybe no Sophie I think this is yours maybe a box you a box she is a free boof it’s better than

A box what the [ __ ] is for helping so much Simon let’s have a look what is this oh is this for Sophie oh did it actually arrive yeah wa isn’t it yeah yeah yeah yeah so where’s the sylvanian family doll they’re just like props oh okay so I’ve got the props

Sophie not the sylvanian Family TV that has 911 on it that I’ve got the TV with 911 you got the TV with 911 I’ve already got that God you guys how are you in front of me right so this is how is that how are you in front of

Me she’s sitting on Santa’s lap Santa Santa she’s not she’s not in chat she’s not actually on my lap she’s like over here no she’s sitting on time she’s over here look look tou in her don’t touch me Santa touching her don’t touch me Santa I’m not Santa

Santos oh my God it’s packaging within the packaging what’s this then I’m not in Bristol Simon have you got the the uh the snippers yeah I have some snippers have some you guys holds it’s not the way to hand someone a pair of so this is oh my

God this is very very she got me Bubble Wrap o That’s pleasing the perfect present yeah oh I love the sound of that oh yeah this is so good oh we go what is this oh God be gentle I don’t know what this Jesus

This has what is this what do you got me here I think this is I think this is for Simon unless it is for me oh don’t tell me so that’s none of oh it’s what I always wanted it’s like a sylvanian family set Wallace oh yeah it’s is it what is

It Wallace and grommet Wallace and Window Cleaning Ser hang on let me toss myself thank you g for the bubble wrap so none of so the sylvanian family set has arrived hey what is is this open it up ooh oh my God it is like a a is this is

A dollhouse this is literally a dollhous is that what you I thought be filled with cleaning Sur surprise cleaning surprise no so look do you recognize the house I think it’s Wallace’s house yeah from Wallace and grommets yeah oh oh there he is oh my God Simon we’ve

Got to hide the body grommet there’s no cheese in prison lad there is um and there’s even trousers but he can’t go in the wrong trousers in Blackpool pleasure Beach there is a uh Wallace and grommet like land uh land yeah they have like a few like rides and stuff that

That’s awesome i’ love to see it Simon that’s for you as well apparently what yeah I think yeah so your want hasn’t arrived it’s fine it’s fine oh there he is I will get the Lovely ever fragrant Boba to Boba or Sophie canit to to to dispatch your stuff when

It arrives bring it by hand yeah there’s there’s two of them oh why so it’s it’s come play with us Danny God so this is the one and the and the one to your right is like the non- gag one wait non- gag gifts that’s not a gag

What what’s what’s gaggy about that you oh uh no nothing nothing is gaggy about this um Wallace and grommet playet for six-year-olds to to play with it’s not to play with what it’s I going to be playing with it G I am going to be playing with it I’m going to

Be playing this all night so what else was this oh my God look at this like oh my God please tell me it’s the scuffed one it’s not the scuffed one there was one that said we’ve got to hide the body grommet but Grand appeal are one of the Charities that is very

[ __ ] true so I just went with a we love the grand appeal the grand appeal have done so much for charity that we won’t even make jokes at their expense yeah they’ve done so much for people but look Wall he’s actually quite scary isn’t he he’s [Applause] Cute you better use that whenever you’re recording for yump I better you better use that smells fine well I mean let me let me put some foot lotion in there yes so I’ve got two presents that go together here I’ve got you this enjoy I really

[ __ ] love those bags by the way they are really they’re the for Life bags yeah they’re great oh this is a good one who is that magic that’s for you that one’s for me they’re off as well as this oh oh it’s a OS I didn’t know they did OS for

Chainsaw man that’s amazing oh it’s battery powered G battery power powered a powered saw oh my God chainsaw you like chainsaws chainsaw man is it a toy or is it real well there’s only one way to find out Power It Up and oh it’s got with light and sound hey that is dead

Good wait give me the skizzers if you don’t want it I’ll have it did it come with batteries I don’t know I thought that said ejaculation electric probably doesn’t say that I mean I can’t be certain one way or the other oh my God what is oh I just threw

I just threw something in Minecraft stop throwing things in Minecraft I don’t know where it’s gone but I got a hat uh here it is we Christmas hat Christmas hat and it’s black and white cat oh it’s in a fireplace oh look guys glit oh I really love it g that’s so

Good it’s kind of cute it’s adorable how do I you did read the manual first right is there a manual are we sure this is actually a toy and not a real well I was wondering like chainsaw cuz it looks pretty damn sharp sensory stimulation hell yeah cogn

Is there a fleslight in here or something hey have you seen those sex toys that are like those though they’re like they’ve got like tongues on them and they spin around yeah I’ve heard a really messed up story about that recently have you yeah anyway um cognitive Enlightenment aesthetic cultivation hand eye coordination

Aesthetic cultivation I’m not even making that up what the [ __ ] simulation sound of sawing hey Simon how about use so on these nut that’s nice isn’t it I get her a present she throws the [ __ ] throws the box at me as well and if you caught that I

Didn’t throw it at you you it hit me sted you you big baby mom and dad are fighting just careful what you’re doing with that I think I need batteries I don’t think I have any yeah so I think oh and you got to unscrew it to put batteries in batter’s not

Included it’s very nice though I like it it’s very broom broom broom see oh no the Chain’s coming off it’s like one of those stage performers that like grinds their yes Gro [ __ ] amazing you should learn how to do that G but not with the chainsaw maybe if we hit our goal of

1.3 uh G will use a battery powered chainsaw on her crotch maybe that’s not a promise so maybe I can’t oh I love the chainsaw man though that’s great I don’t know how you sub I’m still wearing the CH I’m still wearing the clown don’t take them off I

Have I have to wear the whole stream take them off they stay on the whole stream popping this Sophie’s happy she’s happy I got sopie like a few gifts and they just have refused to arrive a thank you for these wonderful gifts thank you for this wonderful bubble wrap thank you love

It the cloud you stay On we should have we should have put superg glue in them so that he couldn’t take them off yeah uh on that note I’m going to have a nap a I’m going to go and have a little snooze thank you for gracing us with your but I I want to thank uh your

Community as well for being so cool and doing curse craft with you look look at look at all the things that they’ve been achieving in the game they’re amazing we’ve been like talking about gr grinding a groin with a chainsaw and look what their Crea that’s right you motorboat the uh

Claws I’m not sure oh oh it might be Mary Mary about Mary yes the baby Jesus um thank you for being here look I drew us oh can we see this can we see it Sophie’s Sophie’s drawn the three of us so so who’s this who’s this normal

Looking woman that’s G that’s G there who’s this big round man the dwarf is Simon and who’s this tiny little dwarf me oh W Yuma y i loved doing yum so much with you guys I I just I wanted to hang out with you for a little bit just not I’m

So lucky this this year I got to know G so much better and it’s made my life complete and also I get Simon sometimes in my life and I I’m just I just I think they’re great and I’m so happy to have made it to this jingle jam I am so happy

That you actually came I actually followed through this thank you for following through oh I love you I love you very much I love both of you you’re are so good and jingle jam is such a lovely thing to be doing and you should get the collection you should you should get the

There is a Minecraft skin in the collection there is apparently what is it goodbye chat let’s know ooh goodbye she says goodbye no I love you all so much but I can’t be asked with Minecraft it’s a kids game that yeah who the Minecraft plays Minecraft

I’m going to go play with my uh metal sign and my t-shirt and my my bath have a bath I’m going to have I haven’t got a bath in my hotel already uh if you need stuff for a bath just use the foot bath should I go get in the sink yeah just

Get in the sink just take your shoes off and then go in the of the kitchen I’m going to just go get me grippers out in the kitchen yeah no stop him why not I’ve got the stuff you need everything I love you both love you too thank you for being here thank

You bye-bye everyone say bye to b goodbye happy J bye Sophie oh I have been playing porn games on the arcade okay let’s not talk about that we can’t we don’t I don’t want chat to know that we have porn games in the office and our arcade machine so the

Sylvanian family stuff should arrive later I think this is we discovered this tonight by the way we didn’t know I love you oh my sweee a go take a nap I’m going to go take a nap I’m going to go take a dirt nap dirt nap you deserve a dirt

Nap you take care North we have dirt naps stay warm stay chill stay frosty stay clown stay puffed I will try my best thank you bye kids hey bye Boop oh she’s still here she hasn’t quite gone yet but she’s just over there at of shop But oh is this the card you got me that is the card have a cracking Christmas gr it let’s see what the message is oh Jesus Christ is a wall of [ __ ] text shut up well G all I can say is um sorry for your loss or congratulations I’m sorry that happened

Or I’m happed for you I’m not reading that whatever oh my God good luck reading it with my curse of writing that’s actually not bad it’s not bad um I’m just checking to see there isn’t anything rude in here as a supposed out eir on the

Internet just read the damn C out loud yes Simon oh my God should I do the accent dear Simon Merry Christmas you old so and so I hope this year has brought you much joy especially cuz we are friends what that and that you have an amazing holiday over the Christmas the Christmas

Break it’s being an honor being your friend and making content with you over the pass through years full stop and an amazing honor that we get to do streams like this for the jingle jam as a supposed out e girl on the internet with her older friend wearing a demonic

T-shirt during a Christmas Minecraft stream that’s what someone commented on the VOD for this stream last year yeah recently they discovered that video they did were very confused I hope you raise loads of money for Jared this year and I hope you know just how invaluable you are to the people who

Know you thanks again and sending love to the little fur babies mckin and gy from your old [ __ ] of a friend gee I wasn’t going to call you a [ __ ] during this stream it upset people last year yeah he loves just calling me a [ __ ] [ __ ]

Sometimes what was I going to call you instead instead of calling you a a [ __ ] [ __ ] a festive [ __ ] a festive [ __ ] that’s right okay it isn’t that much better is it really yeah um so my mouse moved during that and you were just looking at the sky a whole bunch what

Is you need to get some batteries what that’s going to be we do need to get battery some pixel artart this is like rubber uh so we need a screw uh to take off the flap I see my my my bad Dragon presence of Roy we need a screw to unscrew it and

Then they said discreet packaging and this is what they sent me what look at the this parcel look at the shape of this parcel G oh that’s Cocker shaped it is indeed that is right that is right Swedish flag Ikea what is this thing oh wait we should probably tell

People okay so be a choo choo so this is Curse craft hello yes hi welcome to curse craft we an hour in yeah hello we I got so yeah okay anyway curse craft hello I’m G the ever fragrant [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and then this is

Simon hello I’m Simon I’m the Diggy Hole man ow the twatting me you got [ __ ] Talons as well Talons okay hold on yeah that’s probably safer than using your [ __ ] Nails mhm oh yes yesing you with a chaina didn’t imagine didn’t imagine this maybe I should have got a new feather duster

Or something in oh that would be nice so um yeah so this is Curse craft there you go TJ this is Curse craft and our lovely wonderful cursed wholesome amazing community of people are doing builds together while we raise money all these people we got for Jingle

Do you know any of them do you know any of these people people uh where do I see a list yeah I recognize loads of people we got Dr cookies got Dei got ay we’ve got Ana uh I see luck I see lexian um forgotten chap there’s so many community members

And just so blessed to have jdb has done a festive pack I’m I’m wondering whether there’s any um any paintings in can I have that tissue to spit the ones I’ve been using do we not oh hang on there’s a pack over here why do you need to I thought you

Didn’t spit why did you need to spit anything no I was going to spit chilling gum into all right okay okay oh oh my God DJ it’s working it’s working it’s working TJ you’re a you’re a saint holy holy [ __ ] you are a [Applause]

Saint I want to like you know I want to rev it [Applause] Up the batteries run out what are you doing I’m trying to get you just randomly started pushing things and now it’s not working did you put the safety on the safety um oh bloody HS W oh H Mate it immediately died how is it immedi oh wait does this thing come out oh oh I can see something being built up here G what’s this [Applause] oh I’m a little bit worried about it now it sounds demonic is it’s perfectly then I just like I lose my oh no

God oh this is great the noises I didn’t know there’d be so many noises like you youan it sounds like me how does that sound like me oh wait what are you doing I’m spitting to the tissue to get rid of my chewing gum oh yeah chewing gum right oh my God

Right I’m spent now me after a Taco Bell sound of my ass oh my God we’re going so we are going to burn turn this down right we have to oh he looks so good doesn’t he who looks good oh Fiesta cat we love you Fiesta glass is a glass

And everything with 3D glasses what time is it 5 no it’s only six was five um uh we can read some donations you really are the most devious bastard in all of New York City heard her say this about 20 times now I’m having I’m having one of these Bellini um oh

Look a virgin cocktail for a virgin so I haven’t found the right woman yet 45 years 44 I don’t want to we don’t want to shame we don’t want to shame people GE what for being virgins being a virgin is being the new Chad I’m not Mary was a virgin she

Claimed winky face Christmas the power of um God impregnated her right yeah yeah yeah oh my God this like oh wait I could take out parts of this and then convince you it’s a clown pubes you could you can make like a little clown Merkin yeah yeah clown Merkin

Yeah you jerking M clown Merkin look it’s Lou from the yogs cast zos it’s uncanny with all of his torches burning and look it’s Duncan from the yogs cast and it’s some other people why does that is that supposed to be bar is that is that

Supposed to be Mr mime is that that ask her I think that’s ask her langly from oh my God it is why does she have her hand inside of Barry’s [ __ ] what are you even talking about what are you even talking about that’s his shoulder that’s Barry’s shoulder is that

That thing not reaching into his [ __ ] what’s that red thing in what is happening what what is going on look at this is where her hand is and this is his shoulder oh okay I see why you’re confused cu the same the red thing looks like and the cop isn’t usually on like

The chest upper torso area it’s it’s typically it’s down here oh I see I never learned sex education she never did at her all girls school that she went girl Catholic School yeah she was off sick that day yeah every time they had sex education I just couldn’t handle it the sex education

Class at the Catholic school was you know actually you’re going to hell you will burn you horse I mean they did at one I told you the story but the priest came into our class and was like L raop and I daed like really bad dabbing like like

Doing it like this doing it wrong and then he said Harry Potter is the devil I swear he Harry Potter is lit a yeah but not in a good way do you hear me homies he’s lit because he’s in Hell Burning For Eternity for being a wizard he 100 uncored in red

Like he came in and he was like yeah don’t read the Harry Potter books it’s satanic and all this [ __ ] and then just left and I’m like okay sure that’s what they taught us in school instead of like anything anything useful I think I do remember one sex said class but it was

The teacher demonstrating how to put a condom on a banana in a Catholic School yeah in a Catholic School taught you had to put on a condom on a banana but it was Catholic it was the PE teacher and I remember the PE teacher being weird condoms and Catholics are normally

Not two things that typically mix Yeah it was um I don’t know it was weird it was with a banana and they were like this is how you put it on and I was like okay well I mean good for them honestly good for them so what was this in Australia yeah this was in Australia not

In it was the PE teacher I was like okay this is oh you want to know how to put on a bloody robber on a robber oh yeah you got to roll it down the the shaft like this Australia is weird like I told you that time we went

On a school trip and they made us dress up like convicts they made us put on black and white like outfits oh no they did no I’m looking at this je hot doggy oh for God’s sake they made us put on black and white outfits and they took us on a with

Arrows on no it was just the stripe like the like the the the burg the king the the king no the the B what’s the guy that steals Burgers the Hamburglar not the Kink the Kink BG they were dressed up like Kink burglar no we were dress kind of like

The hambur the mask the Domino no we didn’t have that but they made us wear shackles you were all white kids right I think mostly yeah it’s different history in Australia I mean it’s not you know it’s still a complicated and they took us to go and pan for gold

Nuggets trying to sift for gold nuggets and then and then we went into the um they took us through a tour through the rooms where you would have a hearing right like you know a hearing with criminals and they would make us stand up on the stand and like be tried for C

My name’s uh Georgia uh I stole an apple and I killed a kid I’ve been uh expatriated Australia fed there and I’m going to live out my days uh panning for gold I just couldn’t believe acent went away in the end yeah but what a fun day out that was what did you

Learn that being a convict is bad that’s that’s right that’s right glad you I’m glad you learned the moral I know how to sift for gold nuggets in a ravine everyone does do they though you can sift yeah it’s very easy shut up don’t undermine my gold

Sifting abilities your skills I need to bur so like it’s gone so if it was a stat like how high like out of 100 do you think your your gold sifting stat is oh oh it’s been a while oh oh same one of these things is not like the

Others Neil Breen Neil who am I where am I where am I what am I I don’t even know what in human terms I killed them all you’re done done oh my my God Neil B everyone oh my God ah okay uh [ __ ] is it that corrupt oh okay sworn

Swor what the actual [ __ ] is oh now be very careful what you say cuz that is the CEO of twitch no I wasn’t referring to that I’m CEO of twitch looking at something a little more no I wasn’t talking to that I was wor dab you really are a 3-in messiah

Yeah but for the size of Me 3 in is [ __ ] massive you know I’m a little cherub so I am I’m packing um it’s a shame that when I grew up it didn’t sort stay at that well well I mean it did stay say at that why do you have webbed feet what

Kind of monster are you I don’t have weet feet have you seen my feet I’m going to show you my feet I have seen your feet you’ve seen my bare feet you’ve sent me foot pictures did I think you did you did you do oh was there like a

Box of choc that was it was the box of chocolate someone left in the office really fancy ones they like out of date days on hold on you were like just stole them from the office yeah but not only that but you were like look at look at

These box of Chocolat somebody left so I’m expecting a picture of box of chocolates I did get a picture of box of chocolates with Simon’s feet in the photo coincidence and there was like a big chunk missing out of one of the nails of my big toe right it I think

You’d like uh hit it or bruised it or something yeah there was like a a big a big thing it just fallen off I was like oh [ __ ] I didn’t even notice I was like that’s happened again recently and I’m pretty sure Boba sent me for as well oh my

God so yeah um oh I am holding a little cherub in my hand oh there’s like one circulating wait no I collected one Angel Simon oh oh my God it’s so cursed so is this the totem the totem gives you an extra life in Minecraft G the totem I think

Maybe um why is it not in my off hand oh right we are in creative mode so it’s a bit it’s a bit funny right totem oh my god well curse craft very much yeah so in the early days of curse craft for anyone who doesn’t know um we would play

Minecraft we would have a texture pack we would have just sound bites all over the place it was just an onslaught of memes and noises like I think it’s a cloud texture telling people to donate the jingle jam that’s amazing it’s like a giant Cloud texture in the sky that is

Amazing sorry you were explaining uh what ccof is yeah so we you know we would have sound bites from Vin Diesel cuz you know family is very important oh God the grossy song’s playing is it well it’s the instrumental oh my God that sign is so beautiful fancy fancy red stone remember

The one from last oh my God there’s a foot at the top of the Tree that’s the Angel that’s the angel at the top of the tree So Meta meta’s do you know where the plastic feed are what the ones that you gifted me last year I have no idea where any of that [ __ ] is who took the plastic feet we have we have all these these

People working at the Ys cast just disposing of the most cursed [ __ ] that we have no disposing of the evidence a getting rid of all the the plastic feet oh no is that your job it’s your your job description M I didn’t even know you were still still here this evening

Pierre we love Pier coffee table with oh a mouse and keyboard that’s what it is where oh my god look the scroll wheel we need to put the Simon cherubs oh my God in my off hand it just looks so cursed also I am mommy

Mado how do you switch it to your off is it f or something yeah oh my God Simon keep never talk to me my back was just hurting never talk to me on my son ever again oh Nina’s in the chat Nina did you see over here wait where’s he gone where’s it

Gone going to have to uh Santos oh for [ __ ] sake I can’t remember what dimension it Was oh someone’s building a train what is this there it is there it is oh my in all of its Glory what is that art this was her Jingle Cats this year oh my God uh next year we want to get your cats in there

Um as you can see oh Jesus I didn’t realize I’m moving that quick uh we got Pascal and Kiki Martin’s cats right uh we got we got Murphy um who is that is drool but the way the video started we just saw this oh with no context oh that looks like um

Yeah you got Leroy look at how much of a Chad what a Chad is Hastings Remy Milo mchi Mr tabs the old man of course you got Bren oh my God Blen is beautiful with her face and we got um fi and Jerry Brian’s not cats

Is and of course we got Boba just oh my god I didn’t even notice just hanging out um yeah cursed yeah there’s been a lot of messages that she’s received saying do you do commissions oh my God so pretty sure Nina’s next trip to Japan is going to be fully

Funded um I remember the first one she did um was one of mein and Carly right yeah and that wasn’t the first C pack the resource pack oh my Lord it was indeed um wonder what oh wait why can’t wait did the twitch CEO see that

Image I don’t think so I think it was immediately before he we went live with him so he might have seen it but I I like to think he didn’t I like to think that he didn’t he just missed it what a shame he he looks like the guy what’s his name

The one who has the Virgin Airlines I’m so scared oh Richard Branson he looks like he looks like Richard Branson I see what you mean I do see what you mean it’s a different kind of word as well ah right NE it’s just perfect he’s is this every somebody is making

The attack on Titan emblem over here oh is that what that is so the reason you got chainsaw man things instead of like Evangelion or attack on Titan is cu these were the emergency extra presents that I bought like two days ago so I knew that the big thing wasn’t

Going to arrive in time so I wonder what what the the 70 lb cursed item we’ll see um problem is your birthday isn’t until [ __ ] October 14th oh he’s got the best memory that’s a long time to wait with it being around you could get are those tits on the

Tree when’s he when’s our wedding anniversary we didn’t celebrate it last year we should our Minecraft wedding anniversary not actually married we should we should celebrate our Minecraft wedding out of we had a m legally married in Minecraft’s a pair of that’s what I just

Said is that a pair of tits on the tree and I think they are and who was responsible for this who was who who did this I’ve just pushed the nipples in how don’t I feel oh it’s Prime boy thank you thank you Bri boy honey you wait let me look

At your face hello world with that let me look at your face internet pods oh my God what’s wrong with my face what’s wrong with my face oh my festat you know I still don’t know the context of fiesta it’s on my mug look no

He’s not that’s a oh yeah any when the hot water’s in there I bought that mug for Lewis he didn’t give any shits about it it’s an old uh reference from something awful which we were um members of okay it was like before Reddit there was website for was uh foran is an

Offshoot of something awful cuz something awful you had to pay to join and they had rules and people who didn’t like the rules and didn’t like the fact that certain uh niche hopefully nce genres of anime pornography and such were not allowed to be posted on the forums they decided to

Start uh foran instead oh my God now I can tell what that pixel art is oh it’s Simon kiss Puck her up it’s actually jiss it is jiss what the name of the emo GG pogy chair champ kiss um yes where me and Louis members of something awful and a bunch of other

People from the old yogs the old goon squad I’m shouldn’t have asked honestly World of Warcraft Guild we were in the World of Warcraft was a hunter and I was a paladin sips was a paladin Duncan was a little gnome wizard um okay other people were there as well yeah and

Um yeah so York’s cast came from yor the yog’s the girl the guild The Guild there no York’s the girl oh my God just a bit of [ __ ] history for you no I know what yor stands for Ye Old Squad and members of something awful were called goons it’s

Not related to the edging thing sort of great joke today actually uh when is Microsoft Edge finally going to Microsoft come I posted on Reddit I was like that’s fantastic that is fantastic nice um so yeah they were called goons because of like you know like thugs

Almost oh yeah that’s yeah goons are like thugs usually I won’t go into any more details cuz I feel like you’re barely grasping I get it is this a call in the caterpillar I’m trying to figure out what what this thing is we’ve got one of them in the office

But it was a sains spris one someone bought isn’t it the same boy though isn’t isn’t Colin like Universal they’ve all got their own names there’s Colin there’s Cuthbert lots of C names is [ __ ] bir a name I feel [ __ ] bir cuirt [ __ ] birt is not a name it sounds

Like a British name do you recognize what this train is yes [ __ ] bir yes I love my son Cocker do you recognize the train do I recognize the train is it the Polar Express from the hit movie The Polar Express is it the PO Express maybe it is maybe it

Is oh I destroyed the Bell I’m sorry I’ve vandalized the Bell the people are spending all this time I’m sorry I’m sorry I’ve I have destroyed the Bell oh I apologize is this the that’s that sofa looks like the sofa that you and Louis sit on where you do your oh my [ __ ]

God I didn’t even recognize it now I with the the hatching kind of I get it now the casting couch with the buttons I did not even recognize the The Peculiar portions pecul portions couch AKA so as we call it here in the UK the casting couch

Um what did we say we you were going to do at 1.3 million oh the I was going to grind the chainsaw up we’re not going to do that we’re not going to do that t I’m sorry we don’t call it that’s so horrible uh call it a vag or something

Don’t call it that’s better than a TCO especially when you say it in your weird way me curtain is worth I think this is a charity stream G it is it is meat C is worse every time you say it I just winse I feel like taco is

Nice though stop [ __ ] saying it I’m really looking forward to these by the way I’m really looking forward to eating Taco is in here Taco look how fancy they look I’m not going to open them oh my God it’s got like marbling on top I’m sure they were very

Expensive oh my God they are named after women they are women chocolates you’ve got Zoe you’ve got Alicia we can eat all of those women you’ve got ANP that’s not a woman’s name is it ANP no that’s a place in Belgium I believe okay um it’s in Belgium there’s Holly there’s Papa

Cupcake there’s Daddy Santa no I’m joking is not D Sant there’s one called India there’s one called Abby uh salted butterscotch sprinkled with hazelnut nibbles oh oh and there’s one called blizzard thanks bliz blizzard fixie game blizzard WTF blizzard who was that who’s that Renegade hamster who gave us the wrong username uh but we got them on the server we white listed them on the server

I’m glad that everyone’s joining in and Building Things I am so proud thank you can we get a uh you know a Simon clown or something in the chat for all these community members who have taken time out of their schedule to build this wonderful setup for the jingle jam what if what

Was that emote called I don’t even know what’s it called clown man clownman clown like Simon clown Simon so if you do want to donate to the jingle jam which is why we are here on this lovely day um you can do uh jingle jam. til toy.com and there is a collection of

Games that you can enjoy if you don’t worth over ,000 yes £35 it’s yours is it $1,000 or £1,000 whatever how close do we are to the 1.3 we’re real close G we’re real close uh 1,373 29 away oh it’s eding hope I it’s bloody feding Kim that right the part of my

Brain that handles numbers so I used to a drill to get rid of like at the end of um that Darren aronowski film which one the one about the mathematician I think it’s called life of pie there’s a tiger in it that’s not one kid in a boat with a tiger what the

One yeah and he was came into it there’s no mathematician um okay wait how do I get the latest donations on to of a boomer they are they’re s by like how big they are pretty much so we don’t miss the big donos that come in well no cuz there’s like loads from

Five oh thank you I’m so sorry I’m yeah I want to do it from what they do oh yeah no I think this works um okay so we we got2 200 from crispy uh thank you very much crispy thank you crispy uh we’ve got uh 150 from Joe thank you Joe shout out

Joe um thank you Chris for the100 thank you all for doing thanks for all you’re doing much love from Switzerland thank you very much Chris 100 from Tom ason ging thank you robot for £100 thank you noers £100 the chef £100 no name provided £1 Zed Cactus £100 £1 from snooker eight1 from

Frw can we see my screen okay sorry carry on G I’m just putting an outfit thank you to No Name provided for the100 yay Ruthie the 100 thank you so so many hundos so many Honeys uh Mor Grim thank you for the100 oh my God you’re so beautiful oh

My God has do anyone get any work done around here oh my God you’re so let let’s go out for lunch oh my God so oh you’re so beautiful oh my God so beauti isn’t she beautiful everyone is she the most beautiful you ever seen oh my

God you sound like uh that’s how he talk Lou Armstrong is it Louis Armstrong as it like green red white and blue redes is and blue me and you I called him up what did I call him the other day you called me up no I called Louis Armstrong who’s the bicycle

Person the one who rid l I called him Lance Armstrong he called Lou Armstrong L AR Armstrong Yeah by accident did you say to me you’re just like Lance Armstrong I’m like what in what way then I uh my I got my Armstrong’s confused oh [ __ ] hell strong there’s a lot of them

We’ve hit 1.3 million we were thank you so much close oh my high Five is this even going to be hang on where does it end I can’t you’re going to have to come closer all right let’s just SC his feet oh can you take your grippers out can we is this even it’s not even it’s not even on cam you have to come to

WS me a bit more oh oh low five low five baby low five everyone low five I hope your boots aren’t way being did you take your grippers off well have you taken off the clown shoes my feet were getting too warm with the you want to put it they’re Huge like Cinderella at the wall look have you never bit ticklish be careful look okay look come on you can do this you can do this I believe in you why are you [ __ ] ow where’s my toe where’s my [ __ ] toe G always caught up all the laces sake [ __ ] do it

Myself don’t wor I’ll do it myself for [ __ ] sake oh my God it’s like a graveyard of bags there’s you would not believe how much [ __ ] there is on the floor everywhere we want to keep those bags yeah they’re the full life bags so I can’t we going to have to take

A break soon I can’t believe you didn’t get me any of these I did but I forgot what soz I thought it would be funny if I got you some and then you gave me I will I will shout you a 100b steak how about

That you want 100 I don’t like steak all right I’ll get you a cottage pie it was a shepherd’s pie that I had and it wasn’t very nice I will get I won’t be ordering that again I will get you a a shepherd’s pie that’s £100 it’s going to be huge

Though is there some I mean what else would be expensive maybe I need to get like one of those ice cream wow I can’t have ice cream can I I was going to say one of those ice cream gold leaf on Gold Leaf Gold Leaf which is edible in small amounts it’s

Very very thin but that gold leaf is worth like about six quid and then they put up the price and then they put up the price of like the ice cream from like no 15 quid for a fanish ice cream to like 100 quid Jesus just from putting like a

Few pounds worth of gold on it yeah that’s pounds in money not in weight oh yeah oh there a nun n that’s pedin what P that’s not a nun that’s [Applause] A it literally says pedguin holding myrr she’s got cross and everything oh my god there a n now yes there we are this is not foot Lube although it is pretty much though it’s I love that the shop is called the foot factory the foot factory yeah I’m

Sure we could get a tour there if we asked them gee yeah oh no this wasn’t even on very be like going to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory get off is it the mint that smells like feet like minty feet no he just take it back he just take it back there you

Go that smelling okay I think it’s time for us to take a quick break you need to smell it smell it take a quick break smell it smell my cheese you mother cut to cut to the bre hello hello children welcome back to curse craft Community build Minecraft

The stream yes DIY hle hle my man did you see in the bathroom well in the lady’s bathroom no did you see in the lady’s bathroom no that there is a sign why would I have seen to Jesus Christ there’s a sign to Jesus Christ it is Christmas it is his

Birthday G star games so for some reason WhatsApp automatically saves pictures to I didn’t even open these messages on Whatsapp it just downloaded and saved a message a really cursed of something in we cannot yeah I saw that yeah yeah yeah I saw that yep we cannot show them that what that isn’t

In the lady’s bathroom the [ __ ] that’s in the the arcade machine in the office how do I turn off this setting on on WhatsApp that alluded to earlier yeah oh my God that needs to go g games just downloading um I’m sorry just saw a massive

[ __ ] that’s on the that’s on the arcade Mach that’s a game in the arcade machine someone downloaded and installed um some spicy really old spicy games you can count the pixels on that [ __ ] G if you look you can count them Jesus [ __ ] Christ they looks like it was built in

Minecraft oh yeah oh my God so ped got me I don’t know where it is but ped got me one of those [ __ ] pickles oh right yeah the the spicy there’s a lot of pickles people are getting and I was like do you think I’m a Spicy

Pickle you got the spicy ones especially you got a spicy one and and then they changed the emote into to to that yeah hello blood it’s pretty cursed very cursed so I reckon someone’s building Wallace here that is definitely what look at that green jumper sorry yeah I was going

To say in the women’s bathroom right okay there is a a template on the wall unrated to the [ __ ] unrelated to the [ __ ] yeah good there’s a template on the wall and it’s you know how to wash your hands hand washing technique with soap and water and it says born underground

Sucked from the tee of of stone raised in the dark the safety of our Mountain Home skin made of iron steal bones yeah so it’s washing your hands to the tune of Diggy Diggy Hole yeah but I would just do this Diggy Diggy Hole Diggy Diggy Hole that’s not digging though that’s

Just well it’s to make sure that you wash your hands for long enough F my hand I’m not diseased a soft yeah are you proud of your soft hands yeah has done a day work in her lifetime a days [ __ ] what about my hand is my hand

Soft oh M de oh you’ve got really like under soft hands what the [ __ ] does that mean I’ve got under soft hands like the armpit of your hand but it’s this side like the the actual hand not the yes cuz my I use lotion on the palm of

My hand those are gamer hands those are gamer hands right there there not a single callous cuz it’s just always copped around a mouse always jerking off all the time thank you gar games this is curc after all what did you expect chat what did you

Expect oh my under soft hands the armpit of the hand the armpit of the hand yeah which is you know that would be like this bit wouldn’t it to be the armpit oh that might be the armpit we do have we do have no no no no

We do have uh what is it you can’t use foot lotion on your hands oh my God I wonder what this smells like SM feet nasty healed for your protection Su hello suru why is it spicy how how bad is it oh it smells a bit weird does it smell like

Cheese it’s a kind an odd smells kind of fresh but very very chemical smells like foot fresh the armpit of the foot is the it’s not a nice smell is no it’s not no I would not want my feet to smell like this this wasn’t an expensive gift so

Where the [ __ ] right under you oh yeah I don’t yeah what’s this book I got what oh it’s an explanation Nativity G Oscar as Joseph Barry as Mary how you spell Mary four wise I don’t even have my glasses on I can see that have you got your glasses

With you I do yeah they’re in a bag somewhere they’re here the four wisem men Duncan offering gold should we have a look cuz there they’re right over here oh there’s some donations some huge ones we have ,000 from recoil Jesus Christ thank you very much indeed thank you my favorite stream is

Supporting my favorite charity in the jingle jam Nob brainer have some money oh my God so this is via the high rollers charity link that’s what the thing is where it oh where it says two yeah yeah yeah yeah but that was via but it’s still during our so it still goes

To the the jingle jam yes cuz creators have their own sort of setup um campaigns as well but it’s all jingle jam uh Ry did £500 thank you so much Ry good grief thank you Ry and uh Rock and cookie also did 500 thank you so much been watching

Since the Dairy Drive oh God that when was was that the third one we did goats bees cows was it in that order I can’t remember this was like 13 12 and 11 years ago it’s a long time we’ve been doing this [ __ ] G it’s a long [ __ ] time

[ __ ] doing this [ __ ] [ __ ] uh dot Rich did £130 no name provided did 100 no name provided another1 wow no name provided is very generous uh a tiller £100 uh in sensum thank you for the 100 chin Bond thank you for the hund my favorite streamers NG is here as well

Wow absurdity Matrix thank you for the Hondo uh Chad R thank you for the 100 Zen giant thank you for the7 sleepy gamer Max thank you for the 70 uh Connor McShay thank you for the 70 69 nice from marcelian marcelian marcelian fed that’s a [ __ ] y right there happy

Jingle jam G and Simon you are one of my favorite Duos in the OR cast and you make the best time of year even better thank you oh so this Burning Trident is um can we not play the music though don’t play the music don’t play

The music why you being such a grouch why being such a grumbo just not Christmas music Jean we got Christmas music on the stream presumably such a gr grungy bongus head offering M that’s not how you spell m is it um grungy bungus chungus Rab’s offering clim oh I see

Right and he snake oh I love clber is God I don’t remember God being there like in a physical way wow aside from Jesus obviously um Professor Griswald is the holy spirit is this professor Griswald that looks like you he has my beard yeah he has my beard

You got a bit of a wonky hat I’m going to have to update oh my God I forgot I was Vin Diesel je I’m going to have to update my skin and put some gray in the beard like said now it’s it’s fine oh here we

Go oh here we go yeah yeah yeah I knew this would happen oh yeah I say it right yeah when I say it I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] it was the way you said it I said it in the nicest [ __ ] way you attitude no I did not actually quite rude I

Said oh Simon why did you update your skin and put a little bit of gray you know and he just [ __ ] off why update your skin and put a bit of [ __ ] [ __ ] in it g that’s what I said that was like the first stream we did really yeah that

Was the first Cur first proper stream but I mean how it all started was you were playing Minecraft and you were completely [ __ ] clueless you were running around in the dark and you were like going into new chunks and new Mobs would spawn and they would kill you

Immediately and you would respawn and then just do the same thing again again and again and I was like no you need to hide hide in a hole see if there’s like a natural cave Get Some Coal try and get like at least one bit of iron then you need to make a

Furnace oh oh that’s real nice make yourself a shield and she she did is there a little beard dandruff coming off no not really I actually yeah there is oh no that’s good that’s what it’s for yeah yeah that is actually what it’s four there you go

It oh Christ was that nice that’s lovely would you like some foot lotion oh yeah go ahead is a charity stream can we see oh they’re kind of covered by the they covered by the Donate need to lift them up a bit you raise yeah don’t we can lotion

Feet I want to slather your feet in in mint no that’s the exfoliant we need well no do you which one do you start with you oh I think you start with the exfoliant and then you put the lotion on you probably have to rinse the Feet no no hold on let me we’ll be we’ll be kicked off of YouTu uh twitch but we’ll still be on Youtube it’ll be fine got to change saw by the way guys oh just get rid of those toes they’re in the way oh you know how good this would

Feel in between your toes I don’t know if it would feel might actually oh my God they’re doing a whole other wall I didn’t even realize you doing the entire room oh my God wait I will test it since this is mine you testing it between your own toes

Oh no I’m wearing stockings I can’t where’s my oh are you wearing the ones I bought you the AO ones no I am wearing stockings so I can’t take off i’ would have to take off my enir pants trousers and everything cuz I’ve got sof if we hit

1325 million I will will takea her pants in my in my toes [ __ ] stop it’s making fart noises oh no no no no no oh no oh no oh no no no no no oh okay here we go you got a bare armpit is that

TOS don’t get your hair stuck in it oh [ __ ] [Applause] yeah The no the no oh I get kind of [Laughter] stuck oh my god oh are they actually going to put no there wa built there I’m glad that we have like this wonderful community of our working together we do I love them they are fantastic G yes oh my God is that a

[ __ ] what is that it’s Prime it’s Bri boy oh from here it looked like a BRI boy Cloud right okay so from here that looked like a very smooth thank you for dropping your BR hi Prim boy oh my God there’s a Titan the Colossal

Titan oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God we activated oh I see him I see so Brian boy is so the the Colossal Tian is inside Bri boy Brian boy is bigger than the Colossal Titan that’s insane that is insane cuz

The Colossal is huge I like how Derpy his eyes are they are they’re so cute looks like Brenda oh my God I can’t believe this you guys are amazing you’re actually amazing they’re building a whole room I know it’s crazy isn’t it it is um

Oh so what the [ __ ] is this thing what is this horrid this cursed looking that’s CLI no not Clive that’s CL c g um do you want to use your words G what’s this I’ve got I’ve got it I’ve got it hold on Jerry Jerry that’s Jerry

Uh Colin Colin the caterpillar Colin the caterpillar okay let’s see [ __ ] or [ __ ] too I don’t know what too is um hazelnuts and and nouar N do not [ __ ] wait I’ve got do not [ __ ] herrings they are too salty [ __ ] nuts they taste better what the [ __ ] is what who wrote

This did we can someone translate whatever whatever Tio is the name of the log right is this the thing oh my God I remember now I did we do this on peculiar portions ages ago we might have done the catalonian Christmas log where they like have to look after

It through like the hole of like December and then they like burn it at the end or something they hit it with a stick kago is that how you pronounce that the g g g G start gaming uh thank you to Shadow thank you for the 150 pounds M and Simon crimus

Shadows Fall Shadows Fall thank you very much the sin demon thank you for the 10070 from Noah thank you consistently the best people on the Internet thanks for all you do 6969 from dny and another 6969 from dny 6969 to the power of two that’s not no

What it’s it’s times two it’s not to the power of two to the power of two squared so it’ be 6969 * 69.6 n which should be much much larger number that would be about £5,000 I think slightly less than 5,000 shot up um when actual fact it’s just under um

140 can’t believe we’ve done this um I believe actually yeah I was sick that day in school uh 6878 from mtown thank you to uh Mr Clean for the 65 thank you to K kuzai Thunder thank you for the uh the 60 sliver thank you

For the 50 Martin thank you for the 50 Alex B thank you for the 50 Wheel booys pool boy thank you for uh the 50 Michelle thank you for the 50 so [ __ ] cursed Jimmy slavia thank you for the 50 snow globes thank you for the 50 I’m

Trying to catch up so I can like read the newer ones so get your donations in kids what are you tackling about does that make it less cursed or more more very much more think so I think so oh God there’s so many mandrew oh my Christ where is death on a

Bike oh my God we just had 400 can we make a mandrew as well can we actually make a mandrew as well we just had 42 hello seon sorry 420 Tobias that’s insane read the message is that Tobias from ghosts I’ve been watching since 2012 and

I’m now finally in a position to give something back thank you all for everything you do and especially for all the laughs over the years I cannot express how much they have met to me here’s to many more thank you so much Tobias you absolute Legend it is very

Generous of you thank you thank you Tobias £50 from Hell 40K uh 10 Berry thank you for the 50 oh my God oh my God the [ __ ] teeth I was put in a naughty prison I’m I’m in a well that’s cuz you’re naughty G what

Did I do to deserve this well you were doing um you did use a battery powered toy on your armpit I got put right in in ls’s crotch I was put in a prison in Louis’s crotch well that is insanity what she sees can’t say that can’t say that grand believe this Grand

Appeal wall thank you pendulum for the 50 man W thank you for the 50 nvie thank you for the 50 momic thank you for the 40 mark thank you for the 40 peppermint you for the 40 uh thank you to Om Nom zom babe thank you for the 39 God it’s incredible isn’t

It how much they built insane oh so they’ve got that uh the one the the the goat thing from last year but G goat yeah so is in the fireplace it burned down there’s a freaking frog roaming around are you seeing this bloody frog they added frogs to

Minecraft like a long time ago did they yeah thing is last time we were playing Minecraft it was with a Modpack and it was using an older version of Minecraft so we didn’t have all the extra special weird things yeah you built a very interesting uh

Windmill I did look the problem is when you do the shape of a windmill it can very easily look like a symbol of hatred uh it’s very easy to the best of us do that right I think people understand if you build things in Minecraft it’s very easily done

Okay but like I realized what was happening and I was like no no no no it was like red as well just my God it’s not even black was it no it’s well the the look let’s not even talk about this gar games that’s fine also there’s a rat

Hole with like webs everywhere You’re a Rat Hole thanks with webs everywhere thanks that’s so nice that’s a nicest thing you’ve ever said to me be careful this gift is explosive it’s like the end of fedus these are bloody lovely these little savil beverage I’ve never even heard of them before not Well now you’ve ruined it haven’t you it’s not spelled it’s not spelled in the same way it’s different come on G now then now then come on all right I cannot I can’t hear that word and not think of you know who come on send her back to f [ __ ]

Jail send me back to Australia actually no Shack her up oh yeah that’s where all the she can pan for gold she’s really good at it apparently I am I’m really good at it Simon I’m really good at panning really good at panning for gold well if the

Whole streaming thing doesn’t work out for you g can always pan for [ __ ] gold oh Jesus oh I see now why it said like front whatever there I’m not sure why it said gay why not um oh my God 42069 from J dbd what is going on over here what is a

Curse craft someone’s done like a that’s a [ __ ] race track over here someone’s been yeah Fast and Furious man there’s a whole RAC track for us to try later oh I that is so exciting remember for our anniversary people made like a whole amusement park thing is that what we do

Did we actually do something for anniversary well we didn’t do it people did it for us right and we got on the ride and they were I don’t remember this at all is that bad yeah you’re going C now sorry to say 45 years old he’s 45 years oh my God

The the little cherub with your little Chub has been sensor little chub cherub with your little cherub chub I don’t like that I don’t like that cherub chub with the no that’s perfect that’s a good capture of me there that’s good no we so we’re married in Minecraft Guys I love it this is this is beautiful this whole setting is so beautiful this is so impressive uh thank you JD BD what is what is a curse craft love you too and everyone always happy to make a pack it is my pleasure to contribute to your

Insanity in what way I can g kiss honey clubber what is a cursed craft what is a cursed craft what are frogs uh £50 from Steve thank you so much sahill thank you for the 40 these good boys um thank you Diva for the 3569 40 from Twist of creation do you

Remember the film talk to me no I don’t know what you’re talking about talk to me with the the French Bulldog kissing the French French kissing French kissing the French bulld I think it was just a bulldog it wasn’t a French Bulldog what was the bulldog vlog’s name again is it cookie or

Something yeah yeah that scene was disgusting what a movie cannot believe Lew watched that twice you can you can enjoy taking that with you on the [ __ ] train people won’t give you any [ __ ] well maybe when someone sat in my seat I can be like yeah room V get out of someone just

Empties their [ __ ] M teasers yeah that table so I was on a train once guys and some woman in front of me just opened up her packet of malteasers and emptied them out on the Train table and then just started eating off of the Train table I don’t know how often they

Like clean those tables probably not often I’ll be real I wouldn’t say yeah it’s probably unlikely I was like between Journeys it gets a clean once a day it probably doesn’t get a clean this is why once a week maybe this is why there’s so much disease

People doing [ __ ] like this they just don’t think do they no they just think do you know what I fancy I fancy some MERS some table they just go all over the [ __ ] rolling around on a table on public transport first of all you know they’re round

Balls and you’re putting them on a table on a local put them in your mouth then you put them in your mouth and you suck on them yeah do you suck the chocolate comes off yeah suck I don’t know if I got the patience to suck him I

Bite [ __ ] pickle there’s a pickle on the tree funniest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen oh my god oh oh look someone’s built Um a little Christ tree ornament they buil a little Christmas tree or like an PL what what do you mean like an ass plug it looks like a what an ass plug an ass plug a bu plug oh my God I saw a like butt plug type sculpture in

Manchester the other day and I thought of you what I saw an ASB and he thought of me look at it oh my God does that not look like an ass plug what is it it’s supposed to be if it’s not an ass plug it say why are we calling it an ass

Plug not butt plug that’s the weirdest thing here [ __ ] hell yeah it should be called a butt plug I’m sorry can we stop looking at the the ass plug please please anything look at me in my inv oh my God Simon I think they’re they’re doing my they’re doing the gr

Gr oh my God this is perfect I love this it’s terrifying having that guy up there what the got he looks a bit like Mr mime how dare you if you squint your eyes it looks like Mr mime some respect on the Colossal Titan please [ __ ] Oscar Langley yeah this

Is how it happened in the Bible Oscar Langley Duncan P Solid Snake Solid Snake I remember it well wait is it solid well there’s solid there’s is he let’s see if he’s got the ass he’s got a flat ass the one in fortnite it’s the one in fortnite s this this

Solidest can you believe they’re adding Peter Griffin to fortnite that’s not that surprising this real Hench guy what they’ve made him Hench it’s really weird I mean can you say like hey Louis heyis heis it’s when he like Falls over and he goes a hey do you remember that time wait is

The belt going to be below his ass no the belt is above the ass you’ve already messed it up you’ve already messed it Up Peter Peter ow Peter oh homie oh Peter no that’s Louis you they Wife Swap I hope so oh [Applause] homie oh March hello March he’s your C sell I’m Jordan Peterson wait for musician can you playing live and it made me do a cry can you do a proper Kermit

One how does he speak you were just pretty much doing it oh okay it’s not easy being green hello oh miss speaking I love you that is perfect that is perfect oh the man of a thousand voices is it a thousand was it like sure cuz it’s Christmas you get a treat cuz

It’s jingle jam jingle jam yeah pump up the jam Pump It Up oh what’s happening there’s another thing another thing is happening oh no oh they’re actually drawing the damn Dan Dan Dan Look Away avert your eyes Dan what’s going on here oh no the twitch

CEO what was I going to say oh my God 500 from Anonymous sh thank you 100b from bounderby Bounder bo7 from Jim Granberg give will boy cake it’s 7:00 mate he will boy’s gone home he’s long [ __ ] gone oh wait I just got rid of something that just came in I

Think we just undo I think we just got rid of him oh well never mind he’s gone back to where he sleeps for like the whole year oh will boy locked away down in the basement somewhere back to the basement if he’s lucky he’ll get a bucket of fish heads on Christmas Day

Ooh treat yum um they’re slightly rotten but I think that’s how he likes it cuz he still eats it so he must like it right yeah or have much choice no other food yeah he just hungry so but yeah God I’ve just got like all of the

Sound alerts from the old resource packs of when we used to play oh my God the I don’t got friends I’ve got family it was just so much noise though was it it was like come and show Daddy your Cocker come On sounds a bit worse when there’s like no context to it I love the Wallace and grommet I think I think grommets nose his muzzle comes out a bit more doesn’t it actually I hate to criticize um wow wow Simon so ungrateful no I mean his

Is so ungr like muzzle comes out a bit more cuz he’s got a big old a big old nose on him big old just gr it we’ve got to hide the body can’t say that we decided we say that sorry I think I apologize

To no one it looks a bit weird now no no griefing no griefing I’m not griefing I’m trying to fix his nose does that look better oh actually does look a little bit better you know what I mean it comes out a fair way doesn’t it is is oh yeah that looks

Good I’m sorry was that bean Chow’s work I’m sorry oh I like fruy uh uh Minecraft skin Pizza a fruity all that pepperoni on him blim me oh had terrible pizza last night did you yeah we’re at Lydia’s and we ordered pizza and the pizza just came do you

Want to say where it was from to non and Shan I don’t you know me I don’t remember jack [ __ ] right like I wouldn’t some Italian name probably we had Domino’s in the office and it was really good in the UK Domino is pretty solid Pizza yeah it definitely wasn’t as good

As can’t really go wrong it was oh Shadow’s pizza came and it didn’t even it wasn’t even cut so she just like rolled it up into a big pizza cigar like a burrito my garlic bread wasn’t cut either it was just cold it was cold old horrible Pizza what is

Going what is happening it was so bad do we need to we need an intervention it was so bad but I was so hungry at that point I was just hate eating it hate eating I don’t if that’s I was so hungry I was like oh it is what it

Is God that [ __ ] face I love that face that smile that damn smile that’s where it all began oh my God Ironclad fish with the 200 lb oh my Lord thank my God thank you look we got some worms a worms worms thank you to James for the100 Connor Thank you for the

5555 uh melatonin thank you for the 35 gamer salsa thank you for the 35 so many one wonderful people and so many donations I did not write this I did not write this someone else wrote this G likes reads lamp all right I’ll edit it

So you might be able to read it oh feeds okay wow see was Lau on the second line there we are what does that say says the same thing G oh okay yeah I can’t see that do you have you tried contacts I don’t uh no no I’ve never tried cont

It’s a very difficult question no no cuz I I had to think for a second okay I used to wear colored contacts at once upon a time but you’ve never tried contacts never tried contact but you have worn colored contact yeah yeah years and years and years and years

Ago right I have a stigmatism stigma balls in your little This is what I have to deal with every [ __ ] no twice a week now twice a week curse craft and yum recording Yar movie discussion podcast why not why not yeah we didn’t even mention ready with sop we didn’t we didn’t so we have a movie discussion podcast called

Yump which is free we’re not asking for money no it’s free it’s free and it’s a play on yogs it’s familiar Ye Old movie podcast Ye Old movie podcast um and we uh create a list each of us myself Simon and booth and uh we roll a dice and then the

Dice determines what movie we watch for the week and it’s great until we get a Neil Breen movie oh god um got a lovely uh we got four Christmas specials this month we do with our first guest ever Boba that’ll be hitting this week the the podcast news stands on Thursday yeah

Something to look forward to yeah yeah so we’ve got four guests and it’s great cuz it’ll be the four first like ever guest we’ve had we we’ve told people who they are right it’s Boba Lydia Louis and briany yeah four very special guests and it’s going to it’s great and we’ve had

Such a good time we’ve been doing it like since near the beginning of the year there’s quite a few episodes and we talk about the movies and they’re great so if you love movies or want to hear us talk about movies then YP is for you

There we go and that’s great cuz we talked about that on this charity stream it meant that there was nothing cursed going on during the explanation of what yump was yeah it was just there was no jokes about come or anything it was just it was just I actually I can be serious

Sometimes you can you can I’m capable sometimes oh my God but there’s nothing wrong with you know talking about come here and there yeah come makes the world go around come does my make make the world go around does Make the World Go Round somebody asked how drunk is G so fun

Fact I don’t drink so what you see is what it is sadly what you see is what it is there’s nothing nothing encouraging this it’s just a mess now I’ve got my Bellini non-alcoholic virgin cocktails emphasis on the Virgin I really enjoy the vegetable Glycerine in it it’s really nice

Vegetable um grape and peach juice and some other things oh my God they’re individually wrapped what oh yeah yeah yeah truffle balls I don’t think they’re balls I think they’re triangles or no I’m holding them like a ball sack oh I see yeah would you like one sure sure let’s

Let’s do a a taste test it’s my mints they’re gone cleanse the palette oh that almost went down the wrong hole m not sponsored m m the little crispy bits o Toby Lon it is like a really fancy bit of Toblerone M that is gorgeous M oh delish delicious not sponsored

Not sponsored but if they want to reach out um no wouldn’t kick them out of bed just ignore everything G says and ignore the tips on the screen right now just reach out to us I got to look at something else look at something else oh my

God a yeah to if you want to um Toby who they reach out to that was the first time one of the first times an advert has worked on me um cuz I don’t watch Twitch really so when I opened up a stream and then the

Tobler and truffles adver came on and I was like who the race 15 minutes from now we’re going to be doing the race race do not enter G’s secret stash G secret hole why are we all surrounding baby Jesus baby Simon Jesus what is this are you baby

Jesus is that you I am not baby Jesus no I am the Diggy Hole man you look like baby Jesus do you think they look like they’re about to God right if I’m God in this when I God’s clubber he doesn’t really the baby jeser doesn’t really look like clubber my microphone

Ball the baby well he does have the beard but doesn’t have the beard Simon it’s quite confusing you want me to just clown man with the green screen just removing the green perform for me clown man I did have to remove the clown shoes because I almost ripped over the

Laces and well I should have brought the feet that you bought me for my birthday the slippers the like Hobbit The Hobbit veiny slippers have you still got them yeah yeah they’re horrible they’re like a silicone like texture oh yeah that’s strange though that you kept them though isn’t it

Was I not meant to am I supposed to just I have a section with your gifts right yeah there’s a lot of like you know there’s a there’s a mug with like a like a lot of anime women with like their ass on it and you can only see their

Asses when you put hot water in there yeah I forgot about I forgot about that yeah oh man that was a good gift then you got me the a AO whatever they’re called uh socks yeah yeah my socks oh no there was like oh they were like knee high socks or something

Weren’t they yeah it’s the one with the girl got her tongue stuck out and she’s got like [ __ ] all over her face have you worn those out no in Manchester yeah no no yeah it’s not really no I I’ll wear them for Christmas around the fam I’m sure they’d really

Appreciate it oh my God tell them who got them for me well I mean you don’t have to you know you don’t have to go into detail Yeah well yeah it’s a sex Face uh oh Blondie thank you for the 100 couldn’t get this donation in the first day G the first half of what I can donate now with more to come later love you guys been watching forever throughout been watching forever throughout the years you have huh sorry I don’t know what came over

Me came over you ah what did come over you little baby Jesus I’m sorry you had to be here for this butty no not butty um Cherry button for a little nipple that’s baby pieces that is so cursed what do you mean he’s lovely you put little tiny nipples on him he’s got

Like a long neck for some reason but it’s your beard well yeah there has to be room for the beard he’s got a long neck baby’s famous for having really long necks aren’t they oh my God there’s an AA head look how glorious that is uh by come on quad what Kum on

Quats Kumon quats what are you what what are you saying what’s happening sorry I just it’s a sign Oh by Kuman quart St price on Twitch oh they are on here yeah Kumon qus is on the server yeah there you go oh they’ve got like snowmen in a globe

And they’re like they’ve got cat ears on working together to finish the the back of the room off oh it’s a wreath oh holy [ __ ] looks really nice it’s not horrifically cursed either it’s just like a genuinely nice thing I mean that is cursed so this over

Here is cursed I’ve just seen something insane gar games over there look at the latest donation 1 2 3 4.56 1,234 56 nice feet I mean feet I mean stream looking forward to another year of amazing and cursed Thursdays Stefan thank you so much who is that who is that wow wow

Simon who are they can I have a cup of coffee with some breast milk some breast milk please can I have some can I have a latte with breast milk where does the St go yes not all milk is breast milk to be fair not no all milk you know oh oat

Milk oat don’t have nipples does it do it do it do you have nipples I Google elmond do almonds do coconuts well coconuts is nuts so it’s nut milk that’s a different thing um do you ever just have like random sayings and like memes and Vines and all these like sound things playing

In your head no I think the internet’s broken your [ __ ] brain I don’t think that’s normal to just have that I just have random like like sound bites going off in my head and I just have to verbalize it otherwise I’m going to go crazy which is why I said can I have

Some breast milk in coffe me I’m so happy for you so honestly I don’t know what to say I don’t know what to say how do you even how do you even react I cannot I cannot uhoh that’s right behind there isn’t it terminally online it’s like when you watch a u um

You know a video and then you just hear the same meme over and over again so it just ingrains in your brain like the oh no oh no what else plays in your head all the time Um that’s a great question I’m not going to remember now oh I woke up one morning and for a few days I had the song from Alan Wake stuck in my head okay well I think that’s normal if you’ve been playing Alan white yeah yeah the herald of Darkness the um old gods of Asgard old gods of Asgard when is the race happening how how much time do we have till the race we’re doing a quarter two or we racing God it’s so tall we built this built this wait what does that say oh is that the donation message yeah

Yeah yeah uh thank you to Stefan thank you to Toby Lon oh my God Toby Lon £100 Toby Tom Ben RS Lydia boof Kirsty Bry Duncan Lewis peran the mystery quest oh we’re not even in this how dare you well I’m in uh mystery quest a whole bunch so that’s pretty cool thank

You thank you for the donations I see and Ruthie thank you for the 65 with a swear what was that [ __ ] it Jamie or something uh it said damn it Jamie oh damn it oh there is a view uncensored comment yeah yeah and puka thank you for the 50

Didn’t realize that was a thing oh we’re we’re getting closer to the 1325 is oh just make my head itchy no way very sensitive skin he’s a sensitive boy he’s a sensitive boy you better display this in your house proudly or else I will [ __ ] cry

Yeah set it all up I will [ __ ] cry I’ll take a picture of it for you you know send it to you and then I’ll bundle it all upare hide in the Attic in a Cupboard what do you mean actually no you can leave it in the office if you’re

Going to do that put it proudly display bamboo raft I’ve never seen a bamboo raft in this game I’ve never seen a bamboo I knew it got but I like forgot it was a thing provided thank you for the 50 thank you so much uh all right let’s see what’s going

On okay so we’ve got The Wraith which is no not wraith it’s a wraith what do you call this s a a wreath a wreath oh my God a Wraith no a wreath oh I’m [ __ ] losing it it’s been a long day um there’s a wreath there’s a tree with uh lovely ornaments

On it um there’s a donate to the jingle jam there’s a colossal Tien at the top which is amazing and I love that um quickly finishing gr off yeah finish it off and then we’ve got the Polar Express next to the couch got Wallace and grommet down here which is

Amazing oh something’s flying what is this oh it’s a oh it’s Prime boy I think Prime boy that’s so cool is it the big one in the sky or not clim not clim uh this is amazing it’s incredible this has been built in under 3 hours that’s exact like

Like what smell Smelly Cat s saying Hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla road work ahead I sure hope it does what are those my mus that’s what my brain sounds like on do yeah and just all of these sounds because on Twitch you know you can trigger sounds alert so it just

It’s constant oh Jesus why we still here just to suffer I can still feel my arm from Metal Gear phantom pain phantom pain man the wreath is so good isn’t it is your head hurting what’s happening no I was just doing this but somebody said lesbian I thought you were

American no I do have ADHD I do yeah that is definitely ADHD ADHD even like the windows and the curtains like this is insane I love this I kind of like prefer this to last year’s in a way because everything is a lot closer together yeah this feels like

It it was very well organized yes you know we had our our Discord you know people communicating you can see all these threads and stuff going yeah you can see loads of builds like close together whereas last year there was just like a it was very big I

Didn’t realize that there was going to be a theme where it was all like things in this room you know oh my God the foot has wings on it and a Halo which foot oh on the tree on the tree oh my God I’m God

And two Nails on the big toe for some reason it’s a bit I love it bit old angel wings and then there’s a little brine boy are we going to do our race are we going to do our race I am listening we were just finishing the

Thing oh wait what’s hamster is there something in particular what are you who are you are you fighting with the demons in your brain or something no no hamster I can’t tell which one of these many people is hamster this better be good I’m by the wreath where are

You which one of these many people okay I see you I see you r i see you Merry christas Merry Christmas okay lead on hello yep Dream Dream On dream on until your dreams come true stand back and watch our box okay the ho ho donate box M okay let’s break it

Open I’m a little bit worried about what this is this is catchphrase are we playing the the game catchphrase oh my God wait who is that is that Lance Armstrong welcome oh my [ __ ] god they got you they [ __ ] got you I cannot believe it I actually cannot

Believe it that’s why there was a music disc called Welcome to Hell it wasn’t to do with the ne are you okay G I swear to God you okay I swear to God this is like a Rick Roll for literally like a Rick Roll they send this link in my chat like it’s

Like but it’s this Welcome to Hell [ __ ] I cannot believe I got CAU thanks thank you thank you so much thank you so I love it I love it you guys are the best we I love you I love you so much unbelievable thank you oh Renegade hamster is

Dan shocked I’m honestly shocked piece of you you’re so lovely who who would have thought welcome to I mean that is brilliant though that is brilliant that looks great it really looks great I’m so and there’s the actual twitch CEO is his name Dan it’s Dan insane it’s actually

The same Dan it’s the same Dan yeah yeah uh B bam thank you are you ready to do this race I’m excited about doing race you say it the gr is done you want to look at the gr oh my God it’s really good I don’t know what’s in the middle is

That the sa oh yes the hot dog yeah the sausage sausage is that the sausage do you think we could achieve that one year you think I could next year we’ll see next year’s curse craft who knows who knows what might happen maybe there’ll be some baby

Birding of a hot dog if we reach the a goal oh I perian here yeah I mean we could try I would just have to go I I’d just be concerned that the hot dog would go down you know like it would go down my

Throat am I babying it to you or are you baby buing it to me how does this how who’s the giver and who’s the reer well you’re the first one right so I’ll be the one baby building you you’ll be the recipient of the hot dog yeah do I have to hold the

Whole hot dog in my mouth before spitting it out yeah I don’t know how I’m going to achieve that I got quite a delicate gag reflex I don’t think that’s like I feel sick when I when I brush my teeth too long I can of oh my God it’s a [ __ ] like recipe

For disaster or we get that Chow Crown the one that the chipolatas yeah so the crown where that came from where that was burst get the crown put some little tiny sausages on it um and just try to like we’ll brainstorm it and I’m sure you know

We’ll come up with a really good idea by this time next year yeah um oh my god I’ve got two baby Simon cherub chubs in my nostrils look at that see my nostrils cherub chubs you are in my nostril ch ch cherub chub Smashing Pumpkin song great um do

We want to do this race the race you know where it is it’s behind the RS somebody way somebody director behind the r the RS gr oh the ass y okay the ass just behind the ass you headed that you’re going to have to go go up to get through

Where you’re going to have to leave the room you have to go up oh I have to ascend over the wall like Jesus like baby Jesus no just Jesus Jesus of Nazareth oh interesting there we go what does it shape like it’s shaped like a racetrack is it

Backwards are we facing the wrong way why did I get teleported out oh my God look at all these BRS I was about to take that boat and you just you I can’t believe this let’s see if you can find a boat meme have you

Got a boat let’s see if you can find a boat are you in a boat I’m in a boat you’re in a boat okay all right you can share boats yeah but I want to be in my I want to be driving I’m inside someone right right

Now wait no I’m outside of someone yeah you can get in my boat if you want oh no there’s a whole load of them behind no no I want to be with you where are you I’m in a boat stupid [ __ ] I’m in a boat no [ __ ]

Did you find oh you’re here Mommy masato Mommy masato nice clean race no biting I’m going to bite the backs of your ankles no props [Laughter] when are we going when does it I don’t know I’m going to have another trule it’s okay I’m driving here we go 3

2 one I thought how that works and they off and it’s go go go oh Simon’s in fourth no fifth place oh he’s oh no he slipped T like 17th he’s doing [ __ ] oh my God come on ah oh the server is struggling a little bit I think oh there’s some bowler bears

Look out for the Bola Bears the Eola Bears the Ebola bears oh I’m inside of a bear I’m inside of a bear I don’t know what this is oh my god oh oh it’s like it’s like four guys wow the hit video game four guys Four

Guys was it what whatever it’s called oh [ __ ] off no oh it’s gone horribly wrong I got wedged I got wedged forever I can’t believe you’ve done this I’m sorry G I failed us that’s fine shortcut uhoh yes yes it’s worked my plan my plan has worked brilliantly

Degenerate oh we got to get through G we got to get through okay we’re doing I am the streamer just bear that in mind streamer has to win oh wait I think I’m breaking the floor by accident okay don’t hit the floor G don’t hit the oh what cornering

Oh my God drift King they could be the drift King in college did you know that g we are in Fast and Furious okay well I wasn’t last but I did cheat not be last um yay yay we all have fun though me yay oh my God you’re so who’s Vin Diesel

I just saw Vin Diesel he was here G I swear I saw him yeah [ __ ] oh my god oh I’m in a hole G’s in a hole Diggy Diggy Hole what does why does this person look like what’s with this [Applause] skin I hate you I cannot believe this what is that what is that goat horn someone’s got goat horn I’ll give you horny well we had fun D oh my God his Rea it does look like Richard Branson my god well it’s been a wonderful stream we still got a bit of

Time what is that noise my God this really is hell this is what hell is like this is what our pack used to sound like just it was an on did RT actually just raid us just as I said they called me the drift King back in college oh there’s

The goats look at them all wait did those goat just turned into pigs what is happening should we show everyone what the um oh yeah what the house the house look like the room in the house oh look new bream what people have been building for the last 3 hours on This

Server yeah we’ll show we’ll show everyone who just raided oh yeah we need to burn the gav goat as well do what the the gavel goat the gav goat it’s already burning in the thing in the fireplace there’s a door look you see there’s a little door there is a little

Door but I don’t think I can get inside of it cuz I am you just Fallen incapable of um fitting into a tight space like I don’t know I can’t do it what is that noise it’s a goat horn it’s awful oh man there’s there’s several different horn

Sounds it feels like a bunch of Vikings are raiding the village sorry I can’t quite hear you over the goat horn look I’m oh there we are she’s in the Room look a a Christmas tree there’s yeah don’t worry about those things the butt plug Christmas oh it’s the Patrick Star that’s yeah that time I was I was carrying him when I went down the stairs and I was wearing a loose fitting dressing gown I’m sorry

After having a shower what and I I slipped and I fell and my Patrick Star Funko popped which is a very large Funko um anyway I’m sure I’m sure you get the gist of um what happened it was very embarrassing explaining it um to the hospital people in the hospital what had happened

Um okay especially when I gave that explanation and then they were like why is it got a condom on it and I had to explain in order to keep him in mint condition I always oh I see I was on on my hatrick St funko pop anyway um Merry Christmas everyone cannot

Oh God yeah so this is what the community built I actually was believing you by the way up until a certain point [ __ ] Gable oh my [ __ ] God I was like oh no that’s so sad what bit did you stop believing when I said the condom bit

When I can’t I unbelievable dude you you tell stories with such conviction with such believability and I don’t ever want to be like oh you’re a liar so I just go rud oh yeah that would be rude rude um but yeah damn Patrick Star anyway you were showing off this wonderful I

Showing off the wonderful build under 3 hours they did all of this this is what the community did we have a lot of amazing amazing stuff got an AA head over here got the the r emotes hot dogging emote the hot dogging emote got Santa smoking a cigar

And why does Colin have arrows pointing to his assho oh my god oh it’s a BLB thing what did he give you a biscuit oh well there we go oh Colin dispenses cookies from his [ __ ] oh Jesus Christ he’s not Callin who’s call it’s the catalone you look KAG [ __ ] but it’s [ __ ]

But um and we’ve got the couch that Simon and Lou sit on when they do their you know videos their own video our special videos members only on YouTube um uh yeah we’ve got a whole bunch of stuff we’ve got our our angel on top of

The tree is she’s a foot because G likes feet that’s the meme Ah that’s the meme that’s all I love just a meme though it’s just a meme don’t forget to use your um your foot lotion later yeah and I bought you for Christmas um I’m just

Going to just going to slather my feet in these yeah um but yeah Fiesta cat Wallace and grommet down here Grand appeal if you want donate to the Jingle dram and get yourself a very good variety of games in the collection you can donate at jingle jam. til

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Have a great stream and a great 2023 jingle jam have fun be merry and try not to lose your mom marbles wink no they’re long gone mate they’re long long [ __ ] gone um 50 from puka 70 from bokai 100 from No Name provided and another 200 from another anonymous

Person thank you thank you Anonymous people anom ominous wonder who they are wonder who they are oh my God what a stream what a fever dream what aever been fun if you had fun G star games we did I love these streams you in the Christmas spirit um yeah I Am I’m in the Christmas spirit e all I can hear is welcome to Hell [ __ ] I play with your chainsaw I bought you [Applause] wait you’re having a bit of trouble starting it up yeah this never happens to me I promise oh this never happens I promise yeah

There you go oh there it is do my arm again do my hand get my wow it’s like a magic trick oh oh oh my arm you f my whole arm oh my god oh no oh she my arm is gone chat my arm is gone is that your working arm what fing

Go yeah that would be a travesty wait they’re putting TNT everywhere they’re going to blow us up uh-oh uhoh G oh no well merry crimas oh my goodness no don’t destroy stuff children behave yourself Keep It All Forever the other hand is the stranger I wonder if that actually

Works well when you when you sit on your hand and you make it go numb and then you jerk off well that’s your evening sorted G that’s your evening sorted doesn’t Like a Stranger Pi’s like please just [ __ ] end me I get thank you so much me and G will

Be back for important videos on Tuesday 2 p.m. yes important videos videos uh my curated playlist of funny videos I’m so excited to see this we’ll love it we’ll we’ll have uh Tom and have Barry we might have a we might have Sarah somewhere but she’s not been around she

Could I think she’s somewhere overseas but we’ll see won’t we on the stream high five ow why you so rough high five you know I’m delicate high five low five yeah baby there we go thank you everyone for watching this curse craft Community Minecraft build stream thank you

Everyone who donated thank you to uh the community for all these amazing builds all over me you are the clown and beard dandruff you are the clown thank you so much uh thank you for donating keep donating to the jingle jam get yourself The Collection jingle jam. tilto find.com get yourself The Collection

Gifted to your family and friends uh stay tuned because there is Kirby craft after this more Minecraft more Minecraft um probably won’t be as absolutely as demented as us no but it’ll be close it’ll be close but yeah more Minecraft am I handsome Boy okay wow you are a handsome boy a handsome boy great yeah yeah you’re delay you’re special okay did your mom tell you you were special growing up yeah she said I’m special she does say that y I have to say that to Simon every now and again in the Contra

Right we’re off stay tuned for Kirby craft goodbye bye