EPIC Minecraft DnD Adventure ft. Dexbonus!

For I’m always alone it’s been like that forever and used to it That’s Hello hi everyone Let’s Uh turn down uh Autumn morning Loi sorry okay yo you guys ready for some some friendo time I’m so excited this in really quick CU I Forgot there we Go I don’t have a cam on today no cam me so we’ll swap to this for right now let’s see if everybody ready can I unmute okay this is good I’m going to need you guys’s help um making sure that Discord is loud enough uh because I had to use

My headphones and we all know that [ __ ] everything up hello fendos hello okay chat tell me if you can hear them okay it’s Tony bagp I I GAA when I saw Tony bagpipe I’m such a huge fan as it should be hi Bri you have to you have to upload your

Skins manually like if you have one on your desktop I see I don’t have one okay chat can you hear it now they’re very low okay guys tell me what you’ve eaten so far today while I fix this I soup oh that sounds great Asian cage soup rice delicious oh

My God that sounds so good it was very comforting we had tacos for taco Tuesday hell yeah hell yeah we go had five cheese ziti for lunch I love ziti oh my gosh lasagna without the layers and all the cheese yum my God that sounds great that

Sounds so good also if you do upload a skin it looks like it just shows up for you and does not show up for everybody else oh really cuz uh Dodger looks naked right now for me I look naked on her stream wait what but I’m using I’m using one of

The builtin DND D ones it does not show up for me my’s not showing up for you I want why can’t we use free confused do you think it’s a safety setting like they’re like just in case just in case there actually is a setting for that

Wait just in case you’re wearing a a a dingle dangle one you know hold on that actually might be it dingle dangle yeah what if what if they’ve got a dingle dangle on their Minecraft skin you know true can’t be having that um let’s see account

General yeah I’m looking too I it feels like it would be under account account but I guess not how come Skins are not free like anywhere so in uh the one the one that I’m using I went to dressing room and then the third button down that’s like a

Little hangy like a little green hangy there’s a b there’s some there where it says Dungeons and Dragons any of them that don’t have a lock next to them are free so that’s one that I’m using but I I don’t know how to see this might be it General allow trusted

Skins only allow trusted skins there you go that’s probably hold up up General but that’s already on oh I turn you want to turn it off yeah oh maybe oh yeah yeah yeah of course okay cool allow the Dingle dang just Steve right now so I don’t he still

Steve wait what if I reconnect I’m going to try it yeah yeah a lot stuff it work I mean I’m still Steve on my thing too I might just have to embrace Steve you said that and then put your head down like you so sad I’m so sad no not like this

Somewhere it worked I can see your SK I see you wait I’m going to go I’m save a custom skin from like the websites that have free Minecraft skins hold on perfect let me go find one real quick I don’t oh oh my God it launched me out

I don’t know how to have my how to have my normal skin uh there is a thing when you go to uh settings where did did I go wait hold up oh yeah when you just like press the Escape you go to dressing room yeah and

Then you go to the tab on the side that uh says classic skins yeah that’s where I went to put on the the the Dungeons and wagon one yeah did this work am I cute now oh my God are you cute I’m coming downstairs I mean the answer is yes I’m

Comings you should be you’re very cute I’m cute yeah so okay okay so you go dressing room and then you see how on the first tab on the left there should be a place where it has grade out characters or you can just delete one of the Steves delete Steve and then you

Want to say create character yeah and then you want to choose classic skin and say create classic skin create you want to click on own skins and then you want to say choose new skin and then you’ll be able to upload one from your desktop

Or a file on your computer oh no where did I put her see you can tell that we really care a lot about our fashion because the boys just went to the other day they just their whole Minecraft thing is but then they’ all look the same true that’s confusing that’s not

Fun o is it wait what the hell is this no that’s not it that’s not it wa fre you look like Steve again for me [ __ ] no here I’ll I’ll relog once everybody has their ideal skins on Steve again for me too what happened oh wait here we go maybe

The boys did try and they gave up just like is this better yes you’re better now I have to find myself again I don’t skin is called pumpkin Catgirl so I love it that down write that down I don’t I don’t know where my I don’t know where my weird little guy

Is also have to find my weird I might have to I might have to find a new weird little guy and I don’t know how I feel E I do this cursed ones oh just for you Dodger cuz I have this on my desktop

Hold up go on hold up oh my God wait does this actually work this one’s just for you Dodger if you look at me in game just for me S oh just for you oh on my desktop it’s a peep look at him it’s a

Peep that’s good he’s a good boy me and Tony bagpipe we’re still trying to sort out our [ __ ] I no I I don’t know what to do my uh I only had a one skin I might and now I have to like do might just

Look I might just use one of the I’m just going to use one of the de one of the D ones I’m going to use one of the built-in ones who am I going to be okay let me look for D and D ones and see

Yeah just go to um if you go to the dressing room it’s the third Square down that has the hanger on it and then then it just says like Dungeons and Dragons and has a bunch of skins that aren’t locked also I’m looking at the chats apparently the boys did not try to

Change their SK they didn’t even try whatever did not care unreal is this me we have our priorities sorted I feel like this could be me I could be you I like the mustache the mustache is good right yeah representative of me yeah is this who I am on the inside though

I love that we’re already kind of the chaos crew and we’re not even in yet oh that’s so cute I love that I love the mustache I’m ready to be a wizard yes I’m looking oh it’s okay it’s okay don’t worry no it’s no rush it’s no

Rush I love this little room yeah the little my favorite is off in this corner there’s like a box that says College on it [ __ ] oh my God cute colleag cute cute how do I um how do I like confirm that this is what I want to look like do

I just upload it and say I’m done yeah are you did you did you yeah I don’t like this just love it yes so good oh my God it’s Spang bab I love him Spang bab it’s Spang bab what a good boy SpongeBob bag pipe bero that’s so good holy [ __ ] your pants

Are up like they’re like really Hot oh my god look even the socks have texture to them to look like actual sock really 3D amazing oh my goodness thanks it was worth it pic okay uh shall we start adventure so so I’m scared don’t be scared from what I understand it’s literally just running

Around in Minecraft except all of the monsters are like d and d monsters and the Spells are D and D spells and gotta okay it’s just yeah do we each want to pick a different class that oh who there’s a dungo master oh my God it’s

Grandma is she talking I can’t hear her she is talking to the music oh no try f3t or f3s that’s what fixed it for me f3t like holding down uh F3 and then h hitting t or holding that F3 and then hitting s hold oh I know what I’ve done there it

Is I fixed it yay I had the same issue when I hopped on she has snacks for us take a seat what if I don’t want to I’m sitting how do we sit how do we see how do we oh right click okay right click oh hey span bab come here Spang

Bab you got to right click on a c Spang bab yeah face is so Good all right of your deity Paladin might be the way to go oh or maybe a wizard using your magic to blast bad guys Skyhigh with Fireballs while deflecting incoming attacks H but a roog could be fun too hit and run tactics poisoning your enemies and watching them succumb to the Venom so

Satisfying my God Grandma to just be a barbarian big a barbarians can get so angry that they just kind of forget that they’ve been hit and keep hacking away I’ve always had a hard time choosing when I’m a player so take your time take your time darling

Uh okay hold the menu item what’s the menu item we yeah what oh it’s nine oh oh oh this oh there we go okay oh do we each want to go a different class sure what I choose uh what would you got what what are y’all drawn

To Amanda do you want to be bashy or do you want to be spelly uh um um I was thinking SpongeBob could be a barbarian yeah oh hell absolutely definitely okay SpongeBob is a barbarian how there rest of you feeling I mean you have to be a wizard

Right based on your skin yes so true I’ll be wizard Le Paladin a rogue summer what what are you feeling I’m feeling very holy oh hell yeah I’ll be Rogue let’s go fantastic okay I’m so down for that hold to confirm oh there we go okay um when I

Go to like select something or Mouse over I like am bounc like like rubber banding like bouncing back to the middle of the screen oh yeah I was having that too try to hit down uh like s a bunch until you see it highlighting the classes oh yeah

Okay that’s what happened hold down hold down right click when it’s on the right one for you I don’t know if I actually did did that right hold on hold down use item to choose a class to play how do I leave this is it until everyone

Picks uh I think if you just scroll off of that oh okay gotcha yeah we’re free your skin is so I don’t know if I did it right it’s telling me hold down use item to choose a class to play but I’m back on the like table did you did

You hold down right click and until it was like confir but now I don’t know how to get back to the menu either I’m holding done you you go to the item right you scroll SC scroll to the menu item oh okay okay okay okay okay let’s try again yeah it’s

Still I’m still on the screen W people oh I’m holding down right click and it’s not doing it this is weird I I had to keep redoing it a few times it’ll work one of them yeah okay use item as right click I’m hovering over Rogue I’m going to hold

Right click and it just teleports me back to the table what how weird this to me I know it’s weird um I don’t know why this would be is it because the menu item is still selected when I hover away from the menu it takes me out of the page though

Too why is this happening are you having trouble too summer no I I’ve got it I’m just waiting Tony back pipe left the realm I’m sorry I’m coming back no we’re nothing without Tony bagpipe oh god there he is a menu popped up and and I pressed down and all of a

Sudden I was gone oh good I’m here you’re here I got to work okay I got it hold on let me you’re still on the class screen right Bri once you’re in oh no I’m good it says waiting for other players now yeah I got it I’m

Coming it’s it’s a bit broken for me a little bit hopefully once we’re in and we’re just punching stuff we’ll be fine okay next let’s allocate your stats you want me to explain how stats and dice rolling work in this game I want you to choose my stats please Grandma

Standard array give it to me you also see that your class already has stats that were best fantastic how you add your extra stat points is up to you okay do you want to make them better at what they already do or do you want to

Balance them out a bit you’ll get more stat points to distribute as we play so don’t worry about this step too much open the menu and hopefully no one breaks yes okay five stat points available okay I’m a wizard oh [ __ ] Dex just straight up increases your tax speed yeah that’s really nice

Thinge damage taken damage to enemies great oh my God Charisma for crits oh that’s nice I kind of want being a crit road is fun I literally went I’m going to put everything in int and that I hoed out of the menu I’m proud of you guys for reading stuff

H no crits for this wizard absolutely not not a single crit was ever found I do not understand the stats thing okay so uh it took away from other things no it shouldn’t of oh unless you went over your stop points maybe no it didn’t it

Didn’t let me keep adding Oh weird um I put like two points into Charisma and then when after I put the rest of my points into Dex and strength I looked down and I had like Nega -2 Charisma so now I have like Zero Charisma oh oh it’s because um so you’re

Adding oh God Grandma um it’s showing you what the modifier is not what the like whole number is oh okay I see we made our characters let me just set the scene for you can’t get out of this menu while the dialogue’s open the continent of has seeny Tony jump Scares oh my God a punching bag just getting beat up the tyny of the getting like flashbanged this is like epy warning for me I’m just staring at the bookshelf and there’s like 8,000 bookshelves their own my God the noise [Laughter] soing the rose dragons oh damn name plates oh my God

And his companions the evil Beast the time TR ended because those like the Mage midnight Rose to the occasion in their case taking the mantle of divinity from the slain Celestial Myst I love all of our names bash together now come DM notes quick WR down know it prophesies chosen one no foreseen

Savior if you play your cards right you might just be able to avert what is to come not the one or perhaps your story will simply serve as a cautionary tale for those who survive despite this it all starts with something as mundane as fetching groceries for your parents oh

Cute let’s do it way let’s freaking go I’m going to roll in that 20 I believe in you thank you so much only ones today Baby to the storytellers of the world slay we open on na a village on the Northern slopes of the cloud Peaks the late spring rains have abated making the Tre across town to deliver a commission for your father at least a bit less muddy as you make your way back along

The main street though it is hard not to notice that your otherwise quiet home is riddled with strained wh conversations oh my God oh my God oh my God oh we all have our armor on though looks so cool I’m scared to see what they look like with the armor on oh you

Can’t see my eye you can’t see them or your beautiful socks they really took away your R dude that is so perfect oh my God that’s so funny all right shall we all right yeah this is cute there’s a little Quest I look like a himbo now you do look like a

Hmbo you know I’m going to be snooping for [ __ ] oh yeah TR is this s Fara I think so guys it’s worth snooping I found a chest already oh no what how I just walked around the corner there was a chest tiny man is right click just interact I

Guess sorry I’m Sor I’m sorry Farmers living on the vill’s outskirts you have known him for most of your life though he is still young and smile lines have only just begun to crease the sides of his Eyes oh continue your father said you’d be along to pick up up his purchase I don’t envy him his back problems as if he didn’t have enough to deal with already as the headman the headman anyhow here you go I’m sure he appreciates having you around to do all

The heavy lifting for him do we say thanks old age stinks or he’s just lazy ooh Tinky he’s stinky yeah old AG doesn’t seem to agree with him amazing yeah well it doesn’t with most of us if you’re ever given the option of growing old don’t Whispers question mark what does that

Mean Whispers Whispers everyone Whispering about I only got a bit everyone’s worried about the people who’ve gone missing you probably already heard about helsa not coming home yesterday yeah weeks the tracker is looking going ask her to the big dance anything like the other three disappearances they won’t find anything people are real

Frightened I can’t blame them might be a good idea to not wander around on your own even in town oh not got my girls to back me up I’m going to joke no one would want to kidnap me too much of a pain to deal with I’ll keep an eye out

Though mhm see you around bye return home I’m going to adjust the audio in the like the the music is louding bumping D it’s too much I want to be able to hear my girls in the C let’s see I turn I turn a music 50%

That’s what exactly what I did turn it down to 50 too much Tony back pipe he’s so far away I’m looking for stuff we’re looking L Gremlins are y thiefing I already I took some gold out of a chest you guys you can’t Thief we

Live in this town well I got four monies I got four gold and a health sh will follow us forever who this guy’s like shredded through his shirt it’s like ripped got to see The Ripped dude this guy’s got like ripped peex for oh my God

Yeah slay the boobies is out oh my God look at the dragon born I know all the are really cool I saw a Tean earlier too that’s so cool one of the one of the like built-in skins that you can use is a tling skin it’s very cute oh Cute oh oh yeah you can open all the barrels and stuff how do I like interact with things because I’m so used to being right click I think let’s see oh it’s been a while same I keep holding e to interact with things and it’s the

Inventory I keep hitting e too and it just opens up me magic magic magic magic you hear I’m where’s my houseing in do we want to Eevee drop heard about it this morning does anyone else know how do you I caught one of The Trackers before he

Could go out to look for Hela he said he’d check it out while the trail was still warm there was one but I don’t know if he told anyone else first we’ll have to assume that he did people are already starting to panic and this will

Make it worse I heard people at the market this morning talking about unfamiliar monsters no one seen the things themselves but the rumors were bad enough this goes on and you’ll have a mob at your front door demanding answers I’m surprised we haven’t seen one already you’ve got to get ahead of

This so what are you going to do about it give me a minute I’ve got an idea but I want to talk it over with Katra first you’re wel if you like they should be back that’s us we the KRA put on the table and come talk to me

There’s something we need to discuss oh huh huh I think he knows where open it open it P P do it I opened it with my axe Hi D just chops down door classic Tony is this our mama oh my God hello parents listen you’ve heard about the people going

Missing I’m not going to sugarcoat this but the whole kelit family is gone now ner found their Farm empty this morning without even a sign of struggle no this is asking a lot and I’ve got a feeling your mother’s going to kill me after I say this then don’t say it damn

Need to go speak with Endra and ask for his help endand dvir what a great name [ __ ] throttle you are you insane missing and you thinkt to the Woods by themselves somehow aad I have to agree with illen they’d make attemp just bought this ham the

This guy looks like he’s made out of raw bacon besides after on his head his hair is baloney else this mustache is two little Ro of bacon you know the DND D race uh meat folk all the time You’ run off into the air as a kid you probably know the paths

Better than most of the villagers is important lady fashion show just a random villager n could go but she doesn’t know how to fight and I don’t want the community’s Healer to be missing for a whole day if someone breaks their arm and you’re not worried

What Vier might do to them unless Katra does something really stupid which I would trust them not to you’ll be fine fli hair sarcasm know I’m standing here and can answer for myself right damn sasm we’ve talked about this right manners aside they can speak for themselves and

Hopefully also point out how Reckless and stupid this is it is but I’m still going to do it maybe Reckless right probably but I’m still going to do it yeah that sounds like my kid are we also made of meat 100% of the I’m sorry I’d be

Concerned if you weren’t made out of me but like you know am I a yeah am I a baloney is what I’m wondering we don’t know what what’s under that hat girl Tony bagpipe would sell Del where did you kind of money oh yeah in in my own

Universe of Minecraft I had a sandwi shop per I took the emergency fund say this counts rounded it out to 100 using money we were saving for a new roof start V and work your way up unless you think you’re going to insult him or lose his interest whatever help or advice you

Can give will be welcome lucky he might already know where I don’t know what’s going on in This we got to go talk to somebody and give them money to help us to help with the with the missing kidos missing h missing PSA okay got it cool think got too distracted by the meat Goofs if I’m being honest it probably is a bad idea but it’s the only one we’ve

Got okay bye I guess I’ll head out now then oh before you go do you want to do a quick sparring match couldn’t hurt to brush up on your Technique just in case kill dad beat the [ __ ] out of dad uh he’s got a bad back let’s kick him while he’s

Down oh yeah oh try hitting a training dummy pink pink magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic magic oh yeah attack until you land a crit abil sneak attack oh can I land a crit with magic oh

Oh oh my God I can’t I think that was me I’m morbin oh my god oh slay you’re so dead you’re so dead you’re so owned you’re so dead that’s what I say to my enemies right before they die right of course I yeah damn that’s a big magic SP that’s

Magic dude that’s magic dude flips hair it’s so J oh slay wow it takes me a while to cast that it’s fun who what is that I’m I’m just casting lightning bolts dude I don’t understand as a barbarian how I’m doing this that’s awesome one more thing

I’m sure you can find your way and don’t want me fussing over you but in case something happens you should take your father’s old wayfinder at the back of your head and come back in one piece dangerous out there’ll be waiting for you with some dinner pop dinner dinner wayfinder wayfinder hold the

Wayfinder to see where to go next I could do that or I could just follow dger I hold I hold the wayfinder oh my God I open it oh I it won’t let me leave oh do I have to this man no let me out let me out dude let me

Out let me okay oh the door’s open oh there’s another door uh the side door we got to go get them guys I can’t get out way side door side door oh this way way a chair was blocking it you also have a helmet over your eyes so you know that’s true I’m

Blind okay we go this way off on our grand Adventure yes I I don’t know why I’m getting like morrowwind Vibes right now I don’t know why also if anybody’s Hur let me know I do have Layon hands that I can heal you with my goodness you get

Hurt just let me know when come he you thank you a horse that’s a Hans wow H H that’s a mad horse that’s beautiful goodness thick that’s a muscular horse damn can I get your house that horse has titties like straight up beautiful they are out what happens if we Stray From the

Path I don’t know we don’t complete the quest but we probably still find something funny that would be my guess true oh my gosh it’s so far away uh hello oh my God a goblin he’s dead God oated deal going on so funny [Laughter] destroyed holy crap he was coming at me

Hot I didn’t like it he was listen you took care of business I’m going the long way Suber now we have to stay together the collective Kata yeah the US that we are stuff and things stuff and things there’s a chest though I just took I just took the short

Look how do we get to the chest arino parkour go Tony I’m run go Tony go get us the boot yours it was meant to be what’s in the chest um magic potion six play and a comp potion like a Charisma Charisma potion oh nice that

Will boost a crit right maybe yeah or maybe it’s I don’t know if we have like speaking challenges I was going to say yeah makes it you more kissable yeah want to be kissable unless this way old bear Den uhoh that will bear okay then I don’t want to kill babies

No did you say you don’t want to kill babies yeah owl bear uhoh what the I don’t think that’s an owl bear dude I think we’re fine do I I don’t think we’re cut out for this uh it’s okay we’re fine it’s okay uh hello hello I have paper skin and glass

Bones oh a cut scene cut scene oh man a draon why you do this release me we got to save him and then he’s going to be our bro I hope so Dragon throw oh no dragon no tentacles were always a mistake what was that that looks like a really nice

Cookie I need that cookie as you reach for the coin that seem to suck the life andon we were sucking all right running down face I was one Bad Dragon the moment you touch the metallic surface though A jolt of energy Sears through your fingers and up your arm

Followed by a sense of pressure a form of recoiling the coin is a DE to your fingertips look like I’m sitting on aop and crushes your bones threatening to rupture and burst your entire body oh my God burst me it is the erup shards of metal as the same light

That flowed into it early as streams into you the physical pain abates though something continues to press on your mind cloring its way into your thoughts and filling your skull as the world around you distorts and turns insensible chaotic and then finally dark I’m going to take this monologue

And apply it to my werewolves yes yes who are you what have you done to me where are you answer me is he inside me is the dragon inside of us now who are you he really is a bad Dragon we have a bad Dragon Inside all

Of us oh my God it’s like cyber Punk who are what happened to those people in my cave oh I don’t know don’t know it does it doesn’t give us options click do not play games child I am end Andra a and you will answer my

Questions uh I can hear you hear you where are you you we are obviously merged you fool now tell me how what happened I picked up your grandma such a good voice actor did you see anything I think I was unconscious for a while but but I must have walked to get back

Here right I only came back to Consciousness when you were calling for your parents mom like a little baby you were going Mommy Mommy I I remember they they must have trapped my soul in that coin I I have heard of artifacts that can do such oh my God he’s K

Reeves I never expected that it would be so is that Johnny silver hand oh my gosh I’m such a big fan felt like I was Johnny goldn that’s right pulled apart then crushed until I could not even tell what part of my body I was feeling I suppose though that I was not

Feeling my body at all don’t say you were feeling mine dude dragon Bad Dragon Bad Dragon I don’t want that kind of dragon either breathing everything after is unclear it hurts to remember I was still reeling when the next thing I clearly saw was your face a

Moment before I felt my felt that stop feeling things yo Puck’s hair behind ear to my do you smell smoke oh my God we have having a stroke I was literally going to be like how does your arm feel I need to see if anything has happened

This is a waste of time you need to find the people who took my body immediately only after I see if they went to my Village first they may have done something this way this way oh Tony back want to make like a YouTube video of our playr compared to the boys and

Just I don’t want to know dude do you think that they let any of the dialogue play out good question no no no oh my God the horse moved 20 oh my God it’s so orange waa this is not good this is very not SLE it’s is it on fire

No oh no did they use his his body to set fire to the vage uhoh parents anyone wait I can’t get up oh this is house it will let me in oh my God dad’s going to get cooked bacon oh no our bacon dad he can’t be in the fire

Back on the menu boy I figured there would be a few of you bumping well we can’t have you going and squealing to your neighbors about us now are kind of cute things to they us my home where is everyone take daddy kill them we’ll have no Witnesses today okay don’t appreciate that

Oh my God this was my home you’re so strong not anymore it would seem okay not the time how do you get your voice that deep behind is anyone there it’s Katra where are you foolish well looking at this place they did not respond the first

Time I doubt they ever will you may search but you seem to be alone here this guy sucks why would they do this mean where is everyone do you actually expect an answer to that question or are you simply asking empty questions to hear yourself speak my Town’s on fire dude

You actually be helpful and offer some insight but I guess that was too much to ask wasn’t it ew e my girl’s ear like e e I got the i e don’t like old men growling in my eares later I found out my home and everyone I know are now gone we’re all

Having bad days okay you lost your body of compassion you callous I have a dragon in my head and my Town’s on fire my bacon dad is probably super crispy I am merciful and willing to overlook this slate in light of your obvious distress and lack of

Self-control what are you doing in my cave anyhow some of the villagers had gone missing I was going to ask you for your help finding them well it seems that a few missing persons is the least of your Village’s concerns now you’re technically a missing person now so not appreciated

Right now I understand that you’re upset but I am too so can you please lay off yeah dick bag yeah fine so what are we supposed to do now I don’t have a home and you don’t have a body and I’m not letting you take over

Mine I do not think that I could even if I tried as much as it Galls me to admit it all I can do is hurt you I think that I could dragon dragon end my life too that’s why can’t I stop hurting you we

Shall kill you guys we will find a way for you to put me back and I can force answers out of those treacherous eels perhaps you can use the coin again to set things right but it exploded when I touched it it felt like something was being forced into me before I blacked

Out that must have been when you came a without to hold together dude how they needed someone to review this writing someone in this Discord call should have been reviewing this writing no one Shar that out of context anywhere feeding that was not the impression I felt my mods are going ballistic

Question as before didn’t say anything of purging my soul from your body which you guys you guys are making it weird says the dragon both of us first you will need need to put me into another vessel right ideally though we got to find a b be my own original body you a

New B let’s go has come to infest it shove him in the little can of pearls we have in our inventory find will also Le you to the answers you seek sure but I don’t know anything about healing dragons or moving Souls from one body to another how are we

Supposed to do all of that or even find these people H I think that the best course now would be to seek the advice of the scholars in kendle keep what about our town relatively close and hosts the greatest collection still on that I am aware

Of if anyone would know of a cure or be able to devise one and be able to tell us more about this group of people that attacked me then we will almost certainly find them in C’s great fed up we not checking for survivors I was that’s literally what I mean like is

Heading north there were a lot of people in this town while you can I think that’s actually the first good usable advice you’ve given me is it like I’m not even going to check if my parents are alive yeah they won’t let us in the house the guy with the smile lines that

I’ve known my whole life hello all right does it want us to go to the horse cart interact with the cart to leave yeah I guess so to the horse with the titties oh my god I’ve learned Fireball oh wait it said that we got skill should we open the menu really

Quick and see we leled up oh I also Fireball wait do all of us yeah how do I get to the menu with the skill points oh that’s right I hover over the thing oh yeah we do have skill points we can we can up them now yeah wait

How how do I do skill points oh this way armor stats Slay Slay well Christmas it’s kind of messed up that we learned Fireball after watching our that is oh my God you’re right little [ __ ] did it how do I I can take off yippe nice

Okay all righty let’s go on the road does my helmet wait is it off for you guys or was it is it is finally I’m sorry you’re who you were meant to be yes oh my God the exclamation point yes LIF yes after nearly two weeks of walking

Leaving over a 100 miles of the Coast Road behind you candle keep’s soaring spares are finally close enough to reveal their details set a top a craggy Peninsula Rising above the Sea of Swords The Fortress overlooks a rounding Farmland while keeping a healthy distance from the wild and shadowy cloak

Wood at last I had forgotten how long it can take to travel when one does not have wings with which to fly it certainly seems tedious oh I’ll be right back remember candle keep is the home of the avowed the greatest Scholars on the continent be respectful ful follow their

Rules and try not to let anything too uncivilized come out of your mouth I’m going to [ __ ] on the table oh my God and theying forward to this and to [ __ ] in their cereal and they can’t stop me exactly honestly I’ll just be enriching their lives with an experience a story to

Once in a lifetime experience that’s for sure exactly I love looking over and seeing the mods and Dodgers chat just posting emotes like why are we here I feel so bad for Dodgers chat anytime I do anything with her no it’s amazing So how many poop jokes do you think the boys made up until this point oh my God like none so boring losers wasn’t that playd was it Joe and um it was like it was Joe Sam Ken and Cy frry I think oh okay yeah I feel well I’m Joe might have

Made a poop joke out of that group we’re all like on the save Gremlin wavelength today today though I’m really happy yeah exactly we’ll have our feral energy out it’s a good time probably didn’t even think about kissing the dragon losers true not yet not when he growled in my ear like

That that was like bad like I don’t know it me like the worst part is imagining grandma do that at the table she like leads it to her ear she’s like grandma please stop playing as a dragon it’s so okay young ones you just got [Laughter] to Grandma walks in with her go XLR to the table plops a mic down and goes e God I hate it so much I’m in your head now that’s exactly what he sounds like his voice kind of reminds me of like Pete from like uh like Mickey Mouse

Cinematic Universe the like you know I mean God yes yes yes but like the Kingdom Hearts version yes exactly what I was thinking was zippers up his crotch all the way to his ass yeah yeah Mickey I need your help UND doing the zipper Mickey my belt stuck step bro so

Much oh my God why does he have a zipper like that what for p know I know exactly what you’re talking about though it’s horrible like what is the reason who did this who did this to you oh my god Kingdom Hearts what a great time when you walk [Laughter] away

Watching everyone play the latest game was oh my God so fun because everyone had their own take on whether or not the game was good and yeah oh my God it was always so jarring going between streams and soone being like GH and then soone being like

Yeah and knowing all the lore yes could really tell who the Kingdom Hearts fans were true it made me cry I mean I like grew up really into Kingdom Hearts so I was like oh the game kind of sucks but I’m still enjoying it and then it got to

Like the ending I was like oh [ __ ] I’m balling The Nostalgia bait got me dude that weird thing but that was me at the Barbie movie oh I [ __ ] yeah like not for what you think made Cry um so in the Barbie movie at weird barbes

House they have like that dog like that dog with the pellets I had that toy when I was a kid so they showed like the dog eating the poop pellets and I started crying and my mom was like why the [ __ ] are you crying I’m like I had that dog poop pet

Toy I had doggy poop pet toy mom yeah a that’s sweet the toys also really [ __ ] up though if you think about it because it was like I think I tried to eat one of the magnets when I was a kid oh yeah I had a lot of

Toys where I like wanted to eat them as a kid it was like little magnet Che poly Pockets oh my God yes I can taste that in my mouth right now the second you said that I like know the exact taste and mouth feel of a poly pocket yeah the

Mouth feel of a poly pocket is really those like snow Fizz bouncy balls oh yes fizy bouncy balls that like are like super they’re like textured yeah and it’s like want to bite into one I feel like it would taste like static right oh my God you guys remember Betty spaghetti

That toy did anyone have Betty spaghetti I think I did yeah she’s like flexy like and looked like a little Play-Doh doll or something yeah yeah is cute I wanted to eat her hair God they weren’t they weren’t feel like at one point I put everything in my mouth

Same you guys remember those things that are like they weren’t Orbeez but they were like little balls that you would stick together and then you’d spray water I definitely wanted to eat those those in like the the dinosaurs that would grow in water too I wanted to

Eat those oh my God it’s like forbidden fruit gummy yeah Wast did one of those because I can remember me going like ew and then learning my lesson and never doing it again oh my God I remember eating little bits of Play-Doh too as like a little treat as a

Little girl dinner while playing with Play-Doh it’s just salty yeah it would taste bad but we would never learn like we’ just go and take more bites later just I wanted it to be real like I I wanted it to be good somehow I tried the yellow one and then

My kid brain was like oh that the yellow one just tastes bad the pink one will taste better oh the always tastes good yeah I’m understanding why kinder eggs are banned in the US now oh yeah oh my God those um gosh cuz I think we’re all

Around the same age do yall remember the they were like ly jelly cups but they had to ban them in the US because kids were like choking on them it’s like this little pod and it had like jelly and liquid in it and a little cube of like

Ly fruit in the center I was one of those kids I remember those love those those were so fire but then yeah kids were like inhaling them on accident when they would suck them out and it would get stuck in their throat and they would choke on them

Yeah definitely I definitely choked on one when I was little it how to do jello shots really early on yeah pretty much it’s like the perfect size for your child windpipe to just get [ __ ] over yeah they were so good though tiny child wind pip oh my God I forgot about those

Those are so good I love those I I wish I mean like they have like similar products if you go to like Hmart and stuff like that but nothing hits as good as what remember the original tasting like which was just so good I unlocked a memory I was like oh I

Remember what those tastes like that’s crazy this is like what you did to me with the seat belt conversation oh sorry Manda comes Manda comes into my chat we’re I was talking about how when I was a kid okay we have to start the Segway here I was talking about how when

I was a kid I used to love sucking juice out of like a towel and then M comes into my chat and is like or sucking on seat belts and it like awakened a memory for me and I was like sent back to like four years old

Sucking on seat belts in the back I remember they were salty here which is so gross because it’s just sweat yeah it’s straight up just sweat so nasty but yeah chewing towels and sucking the juice out of it I still I like to this day I wanted that I feel like that’s

Just like soothing Behavior true I need to self Soo myself someone just came to my chat first time I said well I’m going to bed you’re so valid for that so valid hi God [ __ ] weird [ __ ] did we put in our mouths when we were younger we’re all we’re all we have to

Be all around the same age if we’re having like the same experiences I’m 30 wait am I 31 I’m 3 one almost got my 30 card holy [ __ ] I forgot how old I was is this when it starts yeah I’m turning 32 this year I’m turning 32 in February so

I feel that H yeah weird yeah wait am I yeah back when we were like okay so like four to six that was ‘ 90s people didn’t teach kids not to put things in their mouths yeah no not at all it was trial by fire exactly it’s

The wild west we could do Fu around and find out that’s right oh my God that’s when kids mouths were like still um or it was still okay to like feed kids soap you know yeah we used to wash kids mths out with soap the only reason I know that cilantro tastes

Like specifically Irish Spring is because I was force-fed Irish Spring when I cursed when I was a kid oh my god brother not fun hello hi hi just went on a tangent wait wait wait to finish up this conversation you guys had to have had these right tell me you had these

And I definitely ate one yes oh my God I love definitely ate one I definitely one of those you ate a poly pocket yeah one those really tiny ones they were very chewy like chewable they were what they had that feel guys the plastic was soft

So like when you bit into it you could leave like deformed it here all right girls malleable you also definitely put one of these in your mouth right hold up wait it’s loading I couldn’t eat one but I definitely put in my mouth oh my God no dude there’s a psychiatrist sitting in

One of our chests right now that is like they’re like shaking their head they’re like you have to eat poly Pockets what yeah they were the something worse yeah we’re just talking about things we used to like try to eat or chew on when we were kids sure so I I definitely chewed

On Mighty beans but it had to be the girl versions I wouldn’t chew on the boys versions oh my God I don’t I don’t I don’t I’ve never like hit her with the seat belt hit her with the seat belt story oh yeah we’re talking about all eating seat belts did

You ever suck on seat belts okay okay what about this one did you ever did you ever suck juice out of a towel no my God I think there’s something wrong with us bro the texture of all of the things being talked about right now

Is not on is not okay I don’t want any of that [ __ ] in my mouth ing is that Dodger was in the cut off for our weird years I guess yeah honestly it was like ASMR for your mouth no true oh my God yes I think

That’s why I liked it yeah I like the mouth feel experience when I was a kid we were also talking about like the snow Fizz bouncy balls that were like if you bit into it you know that [ __ ] was going to like crackle in your mouth I’m going to just click I think

Just click the continue button what did you just call me a bad Dragon oh we also said that the dragon sounds like Pete uh from Kingdom Hearts and Disney Oh I thought you were gonna say Pete from Pete the Dragon oh yeah that would make a lot more

Sense Endra is the name given to me by my mother a great worm of majesty wisdom Andy the likes of which you can scarcely imagine ohm my a is childish altogether too familiar he loved his mom even though she was a worm true but it’s easier and it’s what everyone at home

Called you now let’s get going we’re burning daylight I have to admit I put so many of those items in my mouth but I will not admit which ones I actually ate amazing oh my goodness just join us excuse me excuse mefe space all right hey oh God that’s where

We are I was like where are you guys hello ah Tony there’s there’s fan art of Tony bagpipe in my Discord I saw it Oh my God that is amazing I need to see that later I need a little I need little group [ __ ] walking around yes

Calling this little dragon boy in our head a Bad Dragon or of the four of us saying nasty stinky Bad Dragon I was going to say be careful they’re just going to drum as a dildo straight up they’re going to be like all right well this is what you

Wanted right this is what you wanted oh my God I don’t know maybe I’m more of a texture [ __ ] than I realized oh what are you thinking of like I all of those things sound terrible in my mouth oh like like you would get over stimulated

Yeah like yeah yeah yeah for sure sounds terrible the opposite side of the spectrum yeah in regards to texture get in there all right were you like a Jello girlly as a kid or were you a pudding girly oh Jello not pudding that that says a lot about

Your too that says a lot if I was a pudding girl wait we were all pudding all puding and you were a jell gir we’re on to something Here but pudding so goopy yeah love it was goopy I didn’t like yell all right everybody in both chats talk about whether you were pudding girlies or Jello girlies gir is non gender here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I always use girly in a non-gendered I’m like inclusive of everyone this is just

For show what do you mean we’re not supposed to be here we can’t interact with anything no secret no okay looking for Secrets no I can’t get back here invisible wall oh someone’s Whispering I like pudding but I also didn’t put poly pockets in my mouth I do not Ally myself with

We are not the same yeah this looks like a guy from The Hobbit a little guy he’s just a guy it’s a tiny man we’re starting to wonder if you actually stopped to talk what a voice what do you need to warn us about well the guards

Aren’t going to let you in I saw you coming up the road and it’s pretty clear you’re not from here so no one’s going to let you in even to the cord of air this our I hope so I hope he tries to steal all our [ __ ]

Pass by for example yeah the families that live there just up and vanished no sign of an attack or anything so the people in charge guys to enter the city stop are you are you anyhow oh people around here just call me scratch it’s not a very inspiring nickname but better

Give them a real name in case the authorities come sniffing around used to work in the city office as a scribe but uh didn’t work out out oh my God the horse scared me your first time era where is it a small town in itself where people

Who aren’t among the avow can live work and just find some lodging if they’re Travelers like you only the AOW are allowed to stay in the inner Ward after all so how do we get in if you can to enter candle keep you’re going to need a

Residence pass they handed them out to all the locals in their jurisdiction that was pretty rushed and with my special set of skills I can make one that will fool the guards into letting you through the what you say and documents will be all forged documents Insight barter or intimidate intimidate this [ __ ]

Loser okay turn him into a male wife’s he’s scratching when he’s off the clock nice try but you’re not the first to use that angle it’s 25 fine we have a deal yeah good now I can’t make this pass from nothing and I sold my last copy a week

Ago so you’ll need to find one of your own that I can modify look at those farm houses oh the families there were either taken or left in a hurry there might have one or two lying around bring back a copy plus payment and I’ll get to work

Be careful though the people are gone but I’ve heard some rustling around there and strange sounds never seen anything but gives me the creeps I think I someone going to one of those walk away from come you have to listen and stop talking good luck of course we have to

Do the leg work we I’m the one doing all the work you’re just a long for the ride or these scarecrows going to come as best I can my advice by itself could prove invaluable yeah here if you ever give it oh a defeat the Scarecrow oh my God my gamer

Brain someone left with more malicious intentions thanks but that advice isn’t helping me to kill it just tear it apart if it cannot hold itself together it is no threat to think you needed my help to figure even that out finally what were those things doing on

A farm I don’t think seagull justify that level of protection no perhaps they wandered here Rogue constructs are not unheard of still you might learn something if you look around then again what have scarecrows to do with our mission oops not much I guess Katra I’m

Going to try something do not be alarmed if things start to look different wait what whoa okay what’s going on I said not to be alarmed I was uncertain if I could do this while in your body but my intimate connection to the material plane allows me certain privileges of perception when plain

Speak please Village kid remember of course in essence I can see some elements of magic how enchantments work their origin or nature what they draw power from it depends on the situation but you get the gist of it yeah specializ perhaps this will help on occasion though I must admit that it is

Somewhat tax to use this ability with your body please be Qui I don’t try f3t or f3s I think sometimes the audio cuts out okay I’m in I’m in control right now for whatever reason okay uh red stuff question mark investigate or let’s go I guess investigate right yeah the

State that was holding the Scarecrow upright is uninteresting but the where it was seems to have been Disturbed relatively recently this was only put in a week ago if that okay lower Plains question mark why is it here question mark let’s go maybe I don’t hear it because I’m too far away

From you guys oh maybe lower planes other realities connected to ours where evil things like devils and demons live among other unsavory entities Hades the abyss pandemonium none of them to Pleasant to visit pandemonia can investigate again it’s a mess of dirt there’s a hole where the

State we’re rolling so hot what that kind of magic be doing here we rolled the same canot say some people draw power from such places making contracts with fish creatures or finding other ways to tap into those ples Powers sometimes creatures from there also Escape into the world either

Through a summoning gone wrong or random circumstance we have too little information to judge by still this is worrisome be careful lest a gistro Catch You by surprise and turn you into a snack should I ask him what a gistro is or should we just move on ask him what a

Gistro is a what now a what giant like Pig bat-faced demon not great at parties smoo was that a joke do not call me that all right let’s go POG Hello friends whoa you can only sleep at night unbelievable uh unrealistic uhoh what are all these

Particles in the air am I the only one seeing okay we found Tony Tony Tony an attic oh okay what this what are we trying to do right now I think we’re trying to find paperwork so that we can bring it to scratch so he can forge it

Oh I found some proof of residence niaz Pro resion um there’s a lot often onions in here mared with an official looking seal and titled what do I do evidence residence in the candle keep territories do I have to give it to somebody I don’t know why wait why am I in

Control now should do the trick of the dialogue does it switch it up been switching yeah okay return to that individual I was like steal this somehow from someone to the go back to scratch now you don’t have any other options to resort to V why must you insist on

Calling me that it’s what everyone in the village called you it’s easier than saying your full name be glad that I am a magnanimous and forgiving Dragon else I would be inclined to start tearing up your mind again magnanimous forgiv a big enough headache as it is ah a bit of

Legal documentation I see there smell okay well you work with you got got the nose give me a bit to scrape off and refinish the important parts then I’ll start with color match and then confirm and handwriting and your eyes are glazing over just just just give me

The goods and wait a bit okay I hate these noises and here you go certification that you absolutely belong to the area and can come and go as you like just don’t let any Wizards near it they get curious they probably got spells or something that can sniff out

Of forgery otherwise no one will ever be the wiser it’s all the castle he’s you bye scratch just hear somebody oh my God wait wait I just saw the Death part particles did he just die he just exploded dude he’s gone girl goodbye I heard like I heard like the injured

Sound and then I saw death particles he’s dead no hello that’s not what I wanted to do I wanted to give you this papers please here’s my residence certificate the guard glances at the paper noting the seal and the signatures but does not peer too closely watching him scrunch up his nose

Know the cursory inspection might have to do with not wanting to put his face too close to the smell of rancid onion Fair all right everything looks fine head on in just keep an eye out for any strange Activity thank oh my God the doors explode too everyone’s so

Cute Pur Market oh my God I love this it is not exactly brimming with life but considering you live nearly all of your life in a small village the number of people in one place is staggering and the activity threatens to be overwhelming good that was tedious but

We made it now the next part could be problematic I buy armor only the avowed oh my God it does have prices on the side of this to the can I pick or is it just whatever is on screen at the time one of the experts maybe we

Can talk to the actual guy behind the thing oh yeah they’re like rotating interesting and then potions we can bu potions oh cool and meat how how much money do we have I think it CHS it in our hot bar oh you are so right wait how do we decide we want to

Buy something is it it feels like it’s like roulette I I right click when it’s on the screen like um I’m going to buy the gold set oh I don’t want the staff no h quiet Hood no I don’t want that Apprentice staff no oh my God it’s

Like Gamba tin chest piece quiet Hood yes purchase no uh tin chest piece ooh con and Charisma okay wait where does stuff go once you buy it I think in in oh it auto equips oh did it okay oh cool I don’t see it equipped on me am my

Like oh do I have a cape you do oh hell yeah all right I guess it did exip all right let’s see here axe no no Rangers oh I see okay I’m going to wait for you to be done cuz I think we can both interact with it at the same

Time yeah yeah yeah Ranger coat no bo thing is so fun what Apprentice staff I don’t want The Apprentice staff I want a staff want the heavy Bo I don’t have enough money no I need a hat now why is this so hard shiny helmet wait

[ __ ] fine pants oh my God this is so comically funny to choose like what a weird system staff I did it oh there’s weapons over here [ __ ] oh finally I guess I’ll just get the fine pants cuz I can’t make anything else come up no I don’t have enough

Money for a new sword I got full armor Instead okay fine pants oh my goodness I can’t wear any hat none no hat hat no hat um I need to find I got look I’m looking for a chest I need more money knit hat is that what I want pickpocket blade yes it gives me yeah I have no more money probably

It but I look very cool now yeah I think that is what I want purchase do I have a cute hat on now oh no dude a nice gray one like gandal anything good in there yeah here take it there’s two more potions in there see it oh how cute cute it’s oh

Gosh cute look at us we’re all geared up I have no money left but it was so worth it me and Manda are stealing potions from people we’ll be there in a second fantastic hi we were stealing potions oh my God you guys are decked out this one

Might actually be good for you come here M oh thank you what is it magic potion a magic potion I have um a regen potion too I got to buy a new weapon at the next place we can then cuz I was stupid and spent all my budy that’s

Okay we all just want to look gold yeah I save it oh right you have to go to your menu to see like your armor into the inner Ward what’s your job what’s your job job Here I Am The Keeper of the emerald door if you cannot

Deduce my duties from that then a Nexus of learning may not be an appropriate place for you um I need a scholar I wish to speak with one of the researchers you and everyone else do you have an appointment or a letter of introduction no I don’t have an

Appointment or a letter or anything like that how do I get in do you have a rare manuscript to donate that is not already included in the city’s collection uh uh no then you won’t be getting in anytime soon thank you for your time my pleasure

Thanks for your time it it let me try and deceive but my charisma’s dog [ __ ] so oh who’s who’s in the driver’s seat I am now okay I chafe at being confined to yours okay chill oh my God I can’t hear the dragon in my head

Anymore but I hear everything else I I can’t hear any of the dialogue currently but I’m far away it up cuz I’m in the menu and now I’m also in control so I love you like the I love you like The the sewers oh my God the smers let’s go we should cast Fireball in the sewers oh yeah yeah it’s going to be good is there friendly fire in this I don’t think so I accidentally shot a fireball at somebody earlier and nothing happened oh nice thank you for

Accidentally testing that we poop he feels it oh my God he just confirmed that I know that’s before we go on is there anybody that doesn’t have a healing potion that wants one I have extra money for one I have two on me if anyone needs one steal one from somebody

Coward hello oh wait uh it’s just magic I have here I have magic hello oh do thank you I I got whatever you dropped thank you regenerate potion and a magic potion I don’t the magic a health potion or not no I’m going to buy you one I don’t need

One this magic one too [ __ ] bad thank you no it’s okay yeah you God Dam bad where you at come here come here I’m not anywhere goodbye over here over here goodbye no take a potion how did how did you do that magic magic i’ got the magic oh Tony how can

One place so much filth you sounded as if you knew what you were getting into I thought I did oh the stin clouds thank you the the byproduct of civilization people are messy V are you okay do not call me that it’s strange even without a body or the

Need to breathe I feel a tightness in my chest let me I I think that it would be best to spend as little time in here as possible please hurry through this place okay I’m going to tell him a joke well I was actually just getting used to the smell

Thought maybe we could wander around a bit maybe find a spot for a picnic oh my God romantic no no we will move through here as quickly as possible just want to date the boy in your head wait so good what’s going on I didn’t in cyber

Punk we need to move quiffy you are wasting time is there anything I can do to help no now stop asking idiotic questions all right let’s make this quick we made him blush you can hear it yeah true that is the right direction and it seems to no longer be sewers

Beyond this point these are probably the tunnels running beneath the inner Ward I have heard of catacombs vaults Labs much of the work and knowledge of the avowed is down here unfortunately there is a ward on the oh you guys should come to me need to finded uh no no I

Don’t oh snap nice there’s one for each us of each thing sorry G what the [ __ ] nothing I didn’t do nothing wait look at that on the ground oh no oh no I’m I’m sorry I’m RL precisely helpful the rest of this place is a riot of grime and muck child yet

This path is almost spotless I would be willing to bet half of my entire hord a gelatinous cube has come this way a what an oozing monster that inhabits places like this no they babies more intelligent creatures keep them as witless the things absorb and dissolve any animal or plant material they touch

As a way of eating they cannot dissolve metals and other non-living things though so they can carry the equipment and goods of whomever they have eaten for some time whomever as it and people of course do not be dense child now follow this Trail you might find something interesting floating in the Cub’s

Body easy to overlook I love looking up and seeing all of our names me too the thing has a key inside it oh it’s all right cool magic Missile very effective we saw earlier just don’t let the creature we’re not missing any other route right I don’t think so oh I

Guess that’s not a door I thought that was a door yes it looks as if an enchantment quite similar to the one on the locked doors embedded in this key it should work to get us through what if it sets off the Trap then you had best

Hoped that the Mage who put it it turr rather than yeah this big Dingus dangus key open sesame okay just going to open the door the magically trapped door stuffed with potentially lethal lightning right okay oh that worked and still alive right well that’s uh that’s good oh dead B oh

Be not so dramatic you could find much worse before we are done here scary heard tell Guardians and occasional escaped experiments down here over under on all of these guys coming to life in attacking us oh yeah the possibility of even greater danger certainly sets thanks fire there’s a lot of guys

In here DM doesn’t just put bodies around for no reason oh my God there’s a little dude in this box unless there’s a little guy in the Box over here oh oh there’s a guy in the Box what is happened mean there’s a little guy in

The Box over here over here over here his head look in the box a poor budy it looks like this is the only way to go very bad day oh there’s a treasure chest in here treasure that’s definitely trap it’s a mimic magic Missile good job nice known as a mimic yeah I’ve

Heard of those things didn’t expect it to be so slimy though why it have a key inside of it though did it eat someone like the cube did probably not otherwise we would have seen some more gruesome evidence of the meal no some people feed mimics various

Items that they need to hide or protect if you know how to handle one of these things they can be rather convenient Guardians as long as you keep them fed that is yeah I can imagine the alternative how do I use the key oh there we go here we

Go noise noise oh my God what the magic missiles I think they’re dead oh Skelly or zombie Fireball magic Missile yay oops my bad oh another Cube oh a key inside the cube ah fire ball oh my God it’s dead holy crap exploded oh chest and and a clobe magic

Missile magic magic magic magic ah magic magic magicow nice What’s this more boys Fireball oops magic Missile nice neat oh no blats oh little rat I feel kind of bad for the giant rats these little guys calt cute so cute sorry Cobalt oh my God what a terrible day for them so sad in their life we walk into their home just walked in and just destroyed their whole

Day magic Missile oh they turn into confetti a it’s like a pinata oh my God oh my God Fireball oh my God Fireball there’s so many of them missile so many ow they also do magic I don’t like that at all there’s a Weird Al down here oh

What happened I don’t know I was using Magic on myself that was me don’t worry don’t worry I was using lay on hands on myself alter oh [ __ ] wow my go oh a big guy oh no was called again I forget yeah just Place Beast that seems a little little much for us

Owie he’s almost dead magic Missile Dead Oh more cubes up ahead I’m throwing a fireball from far did it reach no no ah Fireball magic Missile no free C it was trying to eat you did it eat you it did it really did I’ve been vored No oh going in oh I’m fine ah expl chest I’m going do it no magic Missile Fireball oh well unfortunately it seems that this enor armor is tied to the exit unless you have a power magic at your disposal that you have neglected to mention you will have to defeat this

Thing do the Seal of the door you’re saying I have to fight a piece of armor with no obvious weaknesses or even a person inside to take out let me guess I have to just beat it into a usess hunk of metal kind of like I did the scarecrows precisely I’m really starting

To hate constructs can we attack it now magic Missile Fireball magic Missile just annihilated okay well my God better be all the trouble we we’re just such Gamers going get to help us bre in let us consider that later first we need to get out of these tunnels battle or notice that the

Enchantment broken can determine our course once we are safely hidden I can’t go up any no we can’t go up oh for all of us there we go up up and away oh who’s behind you unfortunately for you chances are that you will only see it as you are

Taken away to a prison cell uh Fireball we can not be imprisoned not in a Cell Bri were stuck behind the NPC joking there’s so many of them we’ll be torn to shreds if we resist while we would normally have prevented you from coming this far Sage the has taken an

Interest in you now you to whatever you do do not allow them to incarcerate us do not give them a reason like throwing a fireball what did she what did she ask me I my options are who’s uh like somebody’s somebody’s taking an interest in us why take me

Okay I’ll go should I just go he says don’t allow incarcerate us okay okay I’ll where do I find them he is waiting for you in exaltation the keep consider this an honor as few of those outside of the eval are allowed entry to our home

You are to head directly to the Great Library do not attempt to deviate from the main path I was too busy watching Summer throw grenades okay where do what are we doing to The Great Library apparently to meet with thebody yes the wayfinders as we go

Where’s the store I say from the back of the group can we go back to the store we can’t go that way no I think we’re on Rails a little bit right now okay we got to just climb the stairs this dude has a sick staff and stair going up

Noise don’t you point that at me sir wow that is far enough the voice that is far enough you th th I am uh what’s your job you do here I’m the sage of magic in Candle keep that means that I am the leading scholar on Magic and the

Department I also work as a lawmaker with the other sages it’s not terribly glamorous if I’m being honest involves lots of committee work why am I here why am I here you CAU my interest we have all sorts [Laughter] of uh I’m goingon to make a joke I am here what are

Wishes good thank you uh so what now what happens do not attempt to resist the spell if resist as a spell elates you feel some against your mind on some level you know that it is trying to pry away your ability to lie let me know if the audio fixes

Itself and your first reaction is to resist however considering where you are and the promise of a jail cell or worse if you do not cooperate you relax and allow the spell to take hold good now let’s get the boring stuff over with okay do you intend to harm anyone in

This city be it specifically in terms of property or any other way that includes but is not limited to thft spying or harassment guys we’re not going to Thief stuff right oh yeah yeah for sure for sure no I know not to next why you sneak War uh we need

Help need the help of someone who understands Magic there’s four of us thi put glasses on okay a dragon Bo part Dragon right we could just say that yeah yeah yeah is it bad if I part dragon or something I don’t know put you in I like this little person in the

Background who’s obviously trying to eases drop like don’t mind me I’m just here Mom hi oh my God back up jeez back up okay our options are I’m a human I think or why or cranky dragon is all it says um or in parentheses formal answer or blunt

Answer oh my God wait guys yeah I like oh my my God that’s so cute oh my God that’s adorable picture I know it’s so good yeah she’s done look at those at the end of stream there’s so many in your disc Dodger oh my god um

Okay blunt you want to go for blunt blunt blunt people stole the soul of a dragon’s body and it accidentally got put into my body they took the body away after infesting it with some sort of monster how about while we’ve got this handy zone of Truth working you just tell me

Everything you can about how this Dragon came to inhabit you and we F to Black are we falling asleep well what you told us to find out more about this group that you encountered and the Monsters accompanying them in the meanwhile we need to discuss whether or not candle

Keep will assist you in your predicament whether or how could they refuse us tell him that endand draer demands their aid inde it is only fitting that they should restore me to my rightful form and it’s me Andra uh he demands help Andra says that he demands your help that it’s only

Right that you put him back in his body does he now well I don’t see he is in any position to be making demands much less determining wrong and right this guy is really banking on this Dragon never having a body again I am a golden

Dragon my very nature is to know right from wrong tell him not to question me he says that he knows right and wrong better than you do does he well I may not be an expert on dragons but I am a fan of them and I’ve heard his name

Before I cannot say that it has been treated with much reverence or gratitude as endand draer has a reputation for isolating himself and neglecting to help those in need even if they ask you’re getting dragged dude seems to me that we neither owe him anything nor that we can

Trust his moral judgment treat his decisions as lawful righteous commands get on get on get owned um okay me when I own you Bri come here I need to give you a smooch okay uh our options are turning us away or convince you oh convin yeah maybe convince there a

Way we can convince you to help well yes I happen to have something in mind oh good you see there is a clock tower nearby where a colleague of mine named adro lives however no one has heard from him in some time since there have been

Reports of monsters going in and out as they please it is probably safe to assume that adro is now dead sad that is the old CER had a valuable book in his collection old coder I want you to clear out the Vermin and if wizard adro is

Imprisoned or injured help him if he is missing or dead then find and take the book you do this and we’ll call it even as far as your crimes go uh what’s the book what’s the book I’m looking for the last written work of the late and great

Arch Mage Moran Kanan the pl Walkers guy that guy effect on spellcraft okay interesting sounds interesting yes fascinating really and far safer to learn from than by visiting the other PLS of existence yourself adro got nearly everything he needed by selling us just an hour or two with that book every few

Months I’ll do it exell well in that case I looking forward to hearing from you once you have concluded your investigation then my God I thought he would never shut up I’m definitely going to steal from his wizard friend yeah do it oh hell yeah we did zone of Truth say we weren’t

Going to steal stuff but like but like pop off it’s not stealing it’s borrowing yeah I totally plan on giving it back to him when he comes back from the dead can we jump in in the in the book hole in the middle in the book hole can we jump

In the book hole jump in the book hole me when I jump in the book hole be when I jump in the book it won’t let me in oh my God no you’re floating Lev itate wait wait I can do it we’re we’re trapped dude it won’t let

Ush damn it this DM’s railroading us grandma I I jump down to the first floor of the library money oh my God I’m taking some of this money just some of it yeah I’m leaving the rest up here in case somebody else wants some come to me you just take all

Of it and then and then okay fine I’ll take all of it then shoot us with a gold gun you know yeah yeah yeah where’s my Barbarian though I got an invincibility potion give me you go thank you oh yay oh my God Tony was already Invincible true what about now godam

A Tony we’re leaving guys you’re leaving behind Tony Tony no come on Tony tonis balonus tonis there he is holy [ __ ] I know oh my God Tony’s so fast what the hell true why am I so slow y’all are zooming control you run to of control Sprint oh my God I’m so fast

Now peep loot loot is loot maybe question mark is looking we I run oh [ __ ] oh I chest W found loot found there’s a stack of coins for two other people if anyone wants the Hella monies I’ll do it this time damn I’d like one please yeah go

For it oh how do I get to how do where’s the Box oh no there we go okay give me I’m going to drag dangerous stuff off of my hot bar as same no be dangerous than SW we jump into the city oh maybe we can yes

Y is there other stuff back here I’m just looking really quick oh we’re back we back yeah yipp I’m going to buy that weapon yeah I also want to buy a weapon yes I have been instructed to allow from the inner W as you please

But if you step out of line again I will arrest you oh okay okay enjoy the SS thanks Pleasant woman I don’t know I figure you two would get along handsomely I understand that was supposed to be a joke but even so I want coer yeah you would we do have more money

Now I’m going to buy another potion yes healing potion give it to us I’m all golden now baby oh Yeah if anybody needs more money let me know I’m on the horse oh my God oh my God oh my God still there horse keep it forever do not give the horse bag oops probably how do I get off the horse there we go wait what other potions are

Oh my God they’re so expensive do I buy an invulnerability potion so freaking fast why does it want me to buy silk pants so bad I don’t want the pants it only huh that’s what it wants me to have unbelievable it says these pants aren’t made for a wizard uhoh it’s in the

Description does give you an INT boost though oh wait I should I should take the new boots too new boot goofin new boot goofin I took I took boots instead you want money for pant doer it’s okay I got money extra money for you I have extra money you can buy pant

Okay okay for same same money by pant thank you whoa by P Money okay silk pants y got to be kidded out okay thank you can’t God what happens if I just take this horse oh my God it’s letting me take the horse travel with this guy

Yeah what if we walked around and look for more chests really quick try to get on that other horse right there there’s a there’s a fishingman there’s a fishingman there is a fishingman wait how do we get over there I you have to

Go in from in theity I go look oh my God the horse is very hard to control I don’t recommend it oh here we go fishingman I come look at fishingman stuck an Elven in prison here as punishment trying to take to the lious for the rest of her days I clicked

A random horse and I got on its back and all of a sudden I was in the sky I thought I died s they can hear her sad mad s coming from the tower on dark Misty Nights oh yeah I just wanted to see the fisherman oh oop here we go every two

Locations you receive a new stat Point okay oh so it does encourage exploring a little bit because the thing isn’t telling us to go here true does that mean we can swim over there’s a boat I wonder if the guy in the boat will take us Fisherman Mr boat why is controlling the horses like this I know control the horses so hard um it looks like I can’t swim I can also can’t swim which way did you guys go oh is it because we’re wearing like heavy armor it doesn’t show oh maybe it doesn’t I’m drowning yeah it

Doesn’t show the drowning bubbles but I’m definitely drowning oh no you cannot go in the water now we know don’t go in the water do we still have our [ __ ] we do thank goodness good good good okay well all Righty Like would he I wonder how far he’d take us I wonder if we’d check out all the houses and stuff oh it won’t let yeah if you click on him it doesn’t take offer to take you anywhere I don’t know why he has a little exclamar point on him

Weird oh never mind okay [Applause] I’m well to man I think I see a chest though I think I saw one too over there yeah did we already open that one hold on oh no I’m Deads in my ear which no [ __ ] [ __ ] no sorry that’s so good sorry nothing

Okay this house isn’t even furnished SMH I miss you guys where are we supposed to be going there’s like a wolf or something what where are you oh those there’s two of them in a chest I’m coming to help where you at they’re like two big

Wolves Pony bag pipe oh my God I see what you’re talking about and then there’s a chest behind them here let’s wait for the we got wait for D it’s okay I have to go back through the town oh my God the horse is in the way please move

Ma’am we can wait don’t wor wa it’s very close it’ll take you two seconds to Sprint I’m coming I Sprint I run oh God I Sprint oh I just saw magic I’m assuming that’s where you are yeah there we go what is that like glowy thing in the

Sky behind you like towards the water on the right uh oh I see that I think that’s a lighthouse yeah that’s just like effects from the lighthouse I really I was so hoping I was going to turn around and what was obviously the sun was going to be in the

Sky amazing oh my God all right Tony’s just a character Dude ah dude oh god what the [ __ ] magic Missile wa oh my goodness nice chest chest oo goodies I’m just taking some gold I can’t go up there I potions magic potions though Magic’s potions ooh one D4 oh thank you K bless C bless there’s still some gold left in that

Thing if anybody wants it go get it Bo you go you go Tony ohon I’m sorry oh whoa whoa did look like there’s another way to go yeah a fork in the road if you will oh I didn’t mean to do that I stay with the group this

Time oh the wolf respawned oh my God oh my God homie magic Missile Fireball dead run away why is the music so exciting it was so intense all of a sudden oh what any music right now hold up oh hello oh oh what is going on hi just like hello

This huge explosion it’s so funny hello girls defeat the scarecrows again oh my God magic Missile perish why were they here too if I were to Hazard a guess they are guarding the you think the person who puts some in the farmer Fields also left these ones here it is possible we will

Discover more of the tower I suspect I just got a craving for Taco Bell so bad out of nowhere just nowh that’s so real I just ordered Burger King oh my God yes what did you get Taco Bell like crazy sandwich yummy oh I have to do well I

Guess it’s not oh I’m doing leftover deep dish tonight yum oh yummy oh God there’s something horrible over Here oh oh they’re coming oh Lord oh they die so oh they’re coming magic Missile oh jeez oh God my crit let’s go oh ow stop oh my gosh do they just keep spawning I think they just keep spawning I think it’s like an infinite spawn it feels like an infinite spawn

For sure I’m trying to eel brother get off go away fire Fall yeah we got to get out of here SP yeah F XP true SP missile magic Missile I forgot what spells are called wait you guys are fighting a different horde I thought you were fighting the same on me and Manda were no there’s there’s more yeah let’s let’s uh have a concerted

Effort feeling nature in this place Dru is created this Shrine long ago the shrine is meant to heighten the magic of nature found here and allow visitors to commune with the Earth we about to get that centuries later the sight is witnessed to all manner of events from

Purification rituals to weddings to the swearing of Oaths oh my God who’s getting married oh my God I think weel oh I think we did level up hold up there’s a man here there’s enemies around to be careful there’s two regen potions like a yeah me and Manda were over here killing these guys like crazy we were fighting a hord of uh goblins on the

Other side doing my St points yeah me too oh yeah time good idea oops F4 points be oh my God I keep hitting Scroll I’m strong now oh this is where we can look at our armor yeah yeah yeah it’s in the actual Menu nice okay everybody get their Potions there still one more regen in there somebody wants it what does regen do for uh Regens your health over a short period I’ll gra it all righty okay now where the ones that you guys were fighting I think they may have

Despawn now once we triggered that cut scene I feel like it took care of things okay so it wayfinder says this way gang all right let’s go look that spooky guy oh my go man oh Die Fireball does a stupid amount of T there like a bigat over here a big old cat big cat oh it’s a rat it’s a rat JK classic mistake oh there’s more of these guys oh boy yeah them going this way gang yeah yeah yeah oh oh oh are those little imps yeah

Health Spa oops oh my God oh my God they’re just exploding dude oh my God oh my God I still hear them where is it I killed it are they in buy what’s this cool look at this cute mine yeah cute super cool a nondescript and productive mine Iron Throne has

Gained something of a reputation among the locals this place has a history of being taken over by monsters that then turn it into their new home until the local militia or a band of adventurers removes them why goblins Orcs and other nasty things so prefer this cave over

Others in the area is anyone’s guess well well well sign Quest oh let’s do it let’s freaking do it we don’t have anything else going on you got him uh wait never mind what could go wrong 5 minute 5 minute Adventure Ure in and out yeah 5 minute Adventure you son

Of a [ __ ] I’m in oh that goes right back outside I think I see a chest up there oh yeah oh Chest it’s got money money um it was me sorry oh I’m like what just spawned in okay I take mine I walk away [ __ ] oh I take a little bit of money is there anything over here oh my God what there’s a lot of boys it’s okay we got it way there’s way more there’s way more up there okay okay would anyone like to come up here with me this time sorry I shouldn’t have gone by myself I’m a squish boy so much health bringing an invol potion let’s go

Oh you die now all right uh this way oh there’s oh yeah this way Maybe not maybe I don’t if we can go up high maybe from this side maybe just for no yeah just some boys to kill side questing with my three BFFs I think this is the way we came in yeah I’m a holy spice which Spice are you guys Ginger Spice Scary Spice yes I’m Baby Spice I’m definitely baby so good great that happened really easily I’m really proud of used that was that it for

Real yeah that mine I think soed yeah I think that’s I think it’s although wait but there’s so much stuff up um yeah I wonder if it’s reachable I’m going to try get away from thank you Barbie love that I don’t know what that got me thank you [Laughter] Barbie I want to

Die um okay how do we get up there I don’t know if we can know uhoh not the water not the water yeah don’t go in the water dude it scares me it’s just pretend it’s one piece we can’t swim can not swim D I don’t know how to get up

There just for show I guess oh I don’t see any of their ladders heyy all righty how do we get across safely safely did it did it say we completed the quest I don’t think there was any like Quest I think there was a quest yeah I think it was just

Like just a little side D I think I found it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah there’s also boys get out of here boys why can’t I cast a spell oh I accidentally over scrolled that’s embarrassing which way did you guys go oh uh towards the marker I see you uh to

Your right oh okay yeah Tony not in the water r r oh oh my God oh my God did Tony live through the water Tony is so powerful dude I took a little bit of damage all right okay we go we go this way die they’re big thick old boys oh my

Gosh we got this oh God they’re going to die Cody we got to save them o ah oh W those are big boys oh yeah they’re big oh my God okay are we all okay yeah yeah I’m going to e all right this way wait I’ll be right back one second

Oh okay no worries that’s the Burger King Burger King is here oh protect Tony I love you to bag pipe I love The music is so beautiful right here it’s still so loud yeah I was just the second you said that I was like wait a minute why is it so loud still I turned this [ __ ] down we’re like What beautiful and loud music what the [ __ ] wait I just

Turned it down and it didn’t do anything what the heck you can’t silence me I turned it down to zero and it’s you can still hear it okay what’s Happening Here is it Ambiance no Ambiance is it jukebox oh oh oh Hiup I don’t know oh maybe maybe it just needed a second for the it just needed it needed to marinate in ch oh okay I’m back ton welcome back Tony welcome back thank you all right let us proceed with our Fest yes yes oh my God there’s a lot [ __ ] you

Whoa Bri is this oh my God you attack so fast Bri I know I boosted my ducks and my Charisma so I crit and I’m fast oh yeah no yeah I’m fast as how do we get over there yeah I’m confused how do we get up

There I wonder if we have to get there through the mine maybe maybe it does kind of seem like as we’re like going the other way now oh wait but there was this ladder at the start where that guy up here oh maybe we have to knock down that

Ladder once we get through the mines or something as a shortcut I’m not sure it doeses seem weird oh I bet we can get up there just by climbing the side here maybe maybe not maybe not I spoke too soon po it doesn’t want us to yeah oh nice oh

I don’t think I can do this [ __ ] no I hit my head feeling it does not want us to do it this way it doesn’t dang it actually blocks us from jumping right here yeah I feel like maybe the mines are connected to this cuz it kind the same

Architecture okay back to the mayin we go okay we really are playing Minecraft oh truly so we back in the the scamers yearn for the mines yeah when we when we went by all these goblins I was like this looks like the exact same area Bri and I were

Fighting goblins how weird that’s so strange that’s so weird oh my God breath it’s going to be in my head all night now so we back in the bides with our pickaxe swinging from side to side side side to side a crit Oh Yeah from the wizzy tux ha oh

Yeah wizzy I’m just going to cross um Brave I did it oh my gosh Discord crashed no no it said nay you cannot talk to these beautiful women I’m just stuck on bushes all right not these guys again oh these freaking guys s these guys nice these explosions

Wow we got to figure out how to get up I think for sure up um so is that an entrance on the far left as well different I went in there and it kind of just like goes into the main entrance area oh dang it okay I’m going we didn’t

Go in the middle though right or did we uh no I don’t think we went this way oh explor oh I think it all connects like oh that’s an El bear that’s an El bear oh oh I missed oh snap oh my gosh you guys are so strong we’re so strong

Um okay well my dad always taught me follow the right wall in a video game and eventually you’ll get to where you need to be it’s amaz situation my mom told me follow Tony and you always get where you need to go yes that’s always Sage advice okay we’re back to this room

There’s got to be something here where did that owl bear come from dude I know we didn’t see it the first time no nobody else has been in here unexpected I’m going try this way this feels different maybe no this is where the chest was okay there’s a lot of looping

Connecting paths that are very misleading yeah harm maybe a little maybe there’s another entrance a little bit further yeah maybe on the far right oh oh my God it respawned ah Noom now I’m too fast it can’t touch me I hear it but I’m running tonyn tonis balonus you get your oh my God still coming wait know are we good I think we’re good I think okay we’re good we’re good we’re good what Incarnation are we just silly where do

We have to go again there’s a giant there’s a giant plant monster over here oh if you guys are feeling spicy if you even care tuck hair behind you I can do it by myself but like I’d like it if I had some friends ew it’s ugly i ball

Fireball oh my God this poor guy Dead all right what we got here let’s look at our thing where do we where do we have to go that’s what we did last time though and it took us all the way back to where we started so it’s I I do feel like didn’t the dragon guy

Say to take the cart but the cart guy seemed like he didn’t want to take us yeah when we clicked on the cart he was like nor there’s a bunch of little guys bunch of little red guys oh Cobalts hello Cobalts we want to go back to the

Cart guy just to see I don’t know [Applause] Sam [ __ ] do we go magic Missile magic Missile I critted him the other side is just the water the ocean m okay hold on let me view the mission thingy for guidance just in casea let’s see Quest okay we have to get some special

Book for the guy I found a ravine right we need a book from from homie’s Tower yeah okay ad’s Tower is where we’re trying to get to oh what’s this this that we’ve discovered yeah that’s what I was about to say just found like a little

Ravine uhoh we got to find the Manda wait I’ll stay I’ll stay hold on we can’t see your names yet but hold on I come back up to the surface I see you oh I see a sign oh yeah yeah okay we see you we see

You okay and then we go down hello ooh this looks promising Fireball bro why oh what is this oh I don’t like how walking on this feels ched bounc and bounce bounce oh tent what is that no book oh there’s a book right here hi oh a

Bookus oh I can’t open this chest a chest CH open it oh it’s locked hi Terry oh there’s another plant man down here fire Fireball I’m pretty sure mine did not it took like no damage ow Fireball is that it yeah did anyone get a key uh no key in my inventory

No it might just be open there nothing down here is that it Dam it open I’m so sorry guys I’m so sorry open that was na D I didn’t mean to um okay so what what’s what’s the haps we get where we need to go I don’t know Pathfinder where do we

Go over there it’s a liar it is a liar and a cheat misleading m there’s no map is there I don’t think so too easy ah blows myself up who’s hitting me let me see let me just check the should we did now uh there’s a glossery

Okay Clock Tower it says it’s this way are we going to the clock tower is that where we’re going to it said adro Tower I think whatever that is hold on man’s name is adro right oh okay maybe maybe he lives in I don’t know no I think

You’re right I don’t know no more find the book in adro Tower I mean Tower seems as good of a as any F all we just got to try to follow there’s a walker around the cliff I can’t jump thank you Tony do we Get D these guys are so annoying I know they just infinitely spawn so annoying I’m dying in the water I love you guys those guys it’s fine now oh guys I figured out a way to get up there’s a lot of things uhoh okay way this way follow Tony okay okay where

Are you guys oh we’re back at the mine okay um we’re back in the mine the right path where you were trying to actually reach the top area apparently there’s a way up there I’m just going to run I’m just booking it to you and let all these Goos follow me go

Away Boon Boon you’ve been marked as a suspicious user what oh my God that’s funny it’s really funny how many follow me oh my God oh my God Tony look over there oh coming uhoh oh no oh no Fireball don’t care yeah I’m going in where are you

Guys I need a health potion where are you are you in the mines mommy are you in the VES fireb we’re not in the minines we’re not in the vines you’re not in the we’re not in the vines being followed by a lot of invisible imps so I’m just going to keep walking

Yeah here where are you I’m in the mines I’m coming out of the mines come out to Z oh my god oh I’m going to die in the water yeah Boon it means how do I use the health potion Boon it means you keep getting banned put in your hand and you

Use it oh my God bre I died go back we got to go back dude the water is so insane it’s the most powerful enemy in the game easily for sure okay we got wait here going to run past these go I’ve just got a lot of I think I

Remember where to go so let me catch up SEC got run past all this [ __ ] do you see us up on the cliff Dodgers I’m just being chased by imps dude um no Andre turn around I see you I see where I’m looking at your stream

Turn around and go that way this way toward the mines I’m jumping go towards the get out front of it I see you T yeah this water is evil so me follow the fire ball oh my God Fireball the water follow the fireball no I’m back in the water dude get out of

The water bro R I hate it Sprint drop I hate it there you go God I’m taking so much damage they’re terrible doger Dodger no stop going straight Dodger what the W the get away with the [ __ ] [Laughter] abs Okay okay okay I see you come here hi follow me follow me we’re going to walk up these rocks okay let’s go I hear another nasty boy I hit him I can’t when they’re on me and I can’t see them I just shoot the fireball at my feet and it kills them that’s

Amazing amazing that’s a good stress honestly there is still one following us but got it he’s dead oh my God go away there’s also Goos coming up on the side all right okay now we got to go fight these OG over there’s a lot of them oh God not

Again how do I use the health potion cuz I’m just slowly regening uh hover over it and hold down right click okay I had to use mine too they are really strong oh God I used both no this hurts okay one down yes die I got hurt real

Bad I’m going to die oh my game am might going to crash okay I’m fine oh no Fireball Fireball Yay good job team Makes the Dream oh God there’s another oh my God I can’t get up oh I need to heal myself really quick it’s okay they will probably respawn

So M Mia pasta pizza good job gang that must be it oh grandos but quite appealing what’s it I don’t know that must be it that must that must be it we beat the game guys whatever you say is it this tree maybe oh where the heck did it want us to go

We’re staring at a wall that must be oh I found it here here keep going follow me follow my name t keep walking oh there it is did you well I mean I know you heard it because I but whether you acknowledged it or not is it’s those those things again from my

Cavern do I observe do I say red creatures what now let them fight or charge uh Let them fight dude yeah each other apart no sense getting caught in the middle that’s right we got to Sneak fire ball oh my God yay y pick up all the gold quick gold gold gold all righty uh okay was that the was that the door did we does it oh really maybe I don’t this is just a wall what’s this way maybe we need to get inside oh my God invisible wall like Tower invisible wall But we’re on the outside yeah how the heck do we inside there must be a door or something probably there must be that must be that looks like a ladder is that a ladder so oh okay can you see anything with your magic site what your Elf I see like what

Your Elf I see details from here nor am I terribly versed in wizardly Magics the spell on the door to the catacombs was heavy-handed and obvious these enchantments are more subtle I can point out General paths and principles however it may take the two of us to puzzle them out

Completely guys I have options let’s say investigate or break in and I have a high strength should I do break in yeah yeah yeah you kick the door and it falls light threatens to knock you down shaking off the pain and disorientation you kick the door again and this time it

Swings open the enchantment holding it shut overpowered and broken nice I must say those were rather puny defenses as far as Wizard’s homes go in to think that someone else has taken residents here the Goin we you are we going to be friend I’m going to scare wait I can persuade

Him I can Insight or I can intimidate uh my charisma’s pretty high your heart if you do not leave this Tower right away I will each God damn I will spare no one the goblin leader stiffens and you think you see him shiver we leave nice okay we leave now

Go the other goblins seem confused and several leave immediately however there are others who scream in Terror and charge forward to strike you okay okay okay oh oh my goodness they were just suddenly there huh oh suddenly goblins I’m rolling hot today oh yeah all right book oops oh my

God set all the books on fire yeah destroy books that’s what we were supposed to do right yes kill books oh Tony found a magic book on a stand wow read to us Tony what does it say um um Tony your helmet eyes poor Tony can’t read no the classic Barbarian struggle

Oh no guys I simply can’t read here you go someone else can do it you picked it up again I picked up again who wants who wants all right let’s see I left the room see and so the lion fell in love with the lamb Twilight Stephanie Meer oh my

God okay we’ve managed to rebuild some of the wards that adro originally had in this place but it was a disaster I wouldn’t be surprised if you heard Zan legs screams all the way in Candle keep when we activated them he burned to a SCP crisp but it wasn’t exactly quick we

Were too eager and rebuilt the wards exactly like adro had done before apparently some of those fireballs and explosions we were met with when we first arrived were a part of the tower’s defenses should have seen the old creep the wizard just laughed and laughed while we tried to put Zan leg

Out to scare me that’s all they wrote I appreciate it welcome to the cat game guys wow okayy oh my God guys look at this snail wizard this picture in this book right here it looks like Tony oh my God Wiz wait I love that that’s it’s a steil wizard all right Hello oh upstairs did we just go around a circle maybe big upstairs yeah all right coming oh there’s a bunch of there’s a bunch of dudes there’s a bunch of dancing cloaks up here hello what’s for dinner excellent work and sisters ctia is that a word look at that guy’s beard slay dad

Break us out of here culture now nice try kid but this trap was designed to keep creatures far more dangerous person oh it was cultist a and this is C so funny I like ctia ctia so SL wa wait did he just say did we just say that our dad is

Here uh I looked at the guy in the beard and I said dad oh okay you shall not be caged you filthy worms let us off let us off oh my God it’s my time I can investigate after a few moments of analyzing a 31 let’s go these people

Have neither bound the imps you found in and around the tower nor are they simply borrowing power from creatures of the lower PLS they worship those creatures what are you going to do with me why sacrifice you tempting as it might be to try really serving running out of our

Lord mother if maybe break through the floor perhaps try the wall again or do something to force them into lowering the barrier or uh investigate few moments of analyzing their CL clothing something okay never mind these people have neither bound the inch what are you doing in this Tower what happened I

Investigate anything my bad oh why do the people we capture always think they’re going to get answers from us what’s the point of telling you anything you will die soon and it is more entertaining and safer to watch you squirm in ignorance V I need

You to focus I need you to help us get out do you think you could you find anything useful in this barrier maybe I’ll try he’s panicking there are there are channels in this the to flow floor is lava I think that if you touch that glowing

Point on the wall you can you can redirect the magical current to wherever you step if you pull part of the barrier I think I think it will disrupt the entire world and cause it to collapse oh it’s like PA guys I’m sorry it’s quite difficult to to think and

Maintain the sight for more than a moment at a time please hurry go Tony go Tony I’m [ __ ] it up they’re staring at you Tony they’re staring at us what do they want us to do e wait Fireball yeah I did the same thing look at them

Fire there like a mous in a trap instructions unclear you know your way out of this one Vermin things have been going rather well lately perhaps if I continue to perform so well our Lord will choose me as the next host for the little thing go or perhaps they will themselves once

Their current Red now you are not so special powerful or talented to Merit such an honor it will go to someone more worthy I’m just right clicking everywhere on the barrier Perhaps it is not such a desire you might have to reset the puzzle how do we do

That now that she is our Lord’s host cuz it did seem like there was something there this happened to the boys joinor how could you not want such a blessing for yourself how do we res I would prefer to still be myself our Lord promises us survival little point in

Surviving if I cannot still keep my mind and return to my family as I am supposed to shut up CA your hesitant question your devotion I said our cause is do I have to like I will help our Lord all my streng that end but I it complely ranks

And see others pass I wonder they may do more than simply pass you by maybe we all have to step on it no it does look like it’s broken yeah um I guess I’ll save quit it’s an option where oh resetting the puzzle in the menu there should be a last checkpoint option

Uh I just found the screen button Creepers other menu oh in the likeu game menu oh oh I don’t know fire ball let me also look at that menu and see if I can see it um oh oh the the menu on the toolbar is that yeah the toolbar menu die and respawn no attempt Quest fix maybe at

The bottom of the settings all the way to the right on theame menu where you can attempt to repair your game if you’re stuck Maybe me Sage Against the Machine yes to help us get out okay do you think you could see or find anything useful in this

Works maybe let’s not let’s not step on it until it’s like yeah yeah yeah okay I’ll try there are there are channels in this barrier that the magic has already looks if you I think that if you touch that glowing point on the wall you can you

You can redirect the magical current to wherever you step if you pull the current to every part of the barrier I think I think it will disrupt the entire working and cause it to collapse I’m sorry it’s quite difficult to to think maintain the S walk around the edge of the lava please

Hurry oh oh there you go just follow the light Maybe do you want me to step on it oh oh yeah you’re carving out paths when you do it yeah okay nice she’s gaming oh she’s gaming y yay we gam Fireball Fireball ctia is super dead rip

Ctia too hard you got pretty worked up when we were trapped and I’ve been pretty quiet ever since Bo is my girlfriend no she’s dead Boon I’m sorry sorry Boon but it sounds to me like you’re sulking about something how dare you how about rather than pestering me with your inaine dribble

You this task that was set for you so that the two ways and never suff company again be silent and do your job I I switch my bad Dragon into Attack [Laughter] Mode you’re in his DMS he’s in my head we are not not the

Same oh my bad my bad guys my bad my bad my bad my bad find a really evil looking thing oh it’s it’s kind of evil looking down there oh my goodness uhoh as you enter stop jump scaring Meed an unical in the center of the room sits a

Filled Goblin on a pedestal high above the door shines a crystal that jam into a crack between the stones with V’s help you can see that the crystal goblet and barrier are linked even from where you stand you can see that the crystal has a series of wards around it not to mention

That even reaching the thing would prove a challenge written before the Goblet on the pedestal is a note that says an Act of Faith and proof of falty to our Lord drink and embrace the shadow of death to demonstrate okay it would seem that the crystal Powers the barrier drinking the

G okay hold on I’m going to investigate slurp slurp slurp it or temporarily lower the defense judging by that note however I would guess that whatever is in that drink would a good for your health oh true I inv hampering your fighting ability but you also know that eating some of the

Berries you found in the forest will lessen the effect you can also tell that the Goblet refills as soon as it is emptied I wish I could like pass the buck so that someone else could drink it check the crystal are fairly sheer but

If you get up there you might be able to disarm the crystal embedded in the wall okay now it’s giving okay um hold on I’m going to leave and see do one of you guys want to go to the goblet and see if it’ll let you drink it

Or something as you enter this room you find the door across from you in the center of the room even from where you written before the Goblet on the pedestal it would seem that the crystal okay hold on I’m leaving the room so that hopefully somebody else as you enter

This just wants me to do it I’m sorry oh it’s fine it would seem that the drink his room temperature es down your throat and cramp soon follow but they are manageable and your body feels otherwise functional are you sure you’re ready to face whoever is behind that door this is

It looked like a whatever yeah true I’m ready I have Fireball probably where there’s just throwing Fireballs into a black hole oh what is what is it oh oh my God are you oh big big h you should not have come here Ser made a

Mess of things and now our Lord is upset you sound sassy true or not oh my God yes you have wow this is who I want to be the Braves so good while are all well and good why are you in a hurricane come inside please fools W right through Scythe that’s

Coolow oh my God Jesus goodness okay okay not very nice Fireball magic Missile no oh my God she is the hurricane true real Fireball Fireball yeah we win the pl Walkers fire to retrieve get it where is it the book oh uhoh a she’s breathing still um um

Book Fireball Fireball got it about this one they seem rather powerful thesari and the other sages would prefer the pl Walker guide oh what have you done you’ve doomed us all do you even know what is coming oh my God You’ destroyed our only hope at a safe haven against against

Whatl did that say what are you e are those wormies oh he has a tail yeah they’re wormies why are wormies coming out of you that’s an actual dndd monster they’re nasty to see run of her ways uh then she can dream that this never happened and apologizes before waking

Up useful you dropped your worms primitive and temporary but even these don’t worm on us wor dud create the occasion useful to please don’t in us in our mouth yeah please die broke there was something familiar about you perhaps something that I met in you down the line your role in this

World is done enjoy their coming sleep and in your Slumber I don’t want to yucky oh my God not in the water the water is definitely dead swim oh we could swim now us out of the water move now okay all right oh my God oh my God

Look at that window we fell from that thing here so up high that was more than we bargained for when we took this job what did it say what was it saying I couldn’t understand half of that get wormed nor I it did not seem like a

Language that’s all he said their accent pronunciation was clear however whatever that Abomination was spouting sounded like nonsense no chance we can go after that masked man can we you would even want to are you mad they toyed with you like a cat with an injured bird you

Should feel fortunate that they went through a portal and that you are unable to pursue them hopefully they are gone far far away I think I’ve had enough of this Tower and everything in it you yes I think returning to Candle keep and its walls seems like a very reasonable and pleasant

Proposition okay though I will admit that I want to know what they had done with my body we were in no shape to contend with that Man or Monster or whatever manner of creatures behind that mask find a way to track them though perhaps there is nothing to be done for

My body anyhow it could already be gone or simply pursuing that masked figure will result in both of our death I think I know a shortcut is this the ladder y I’m all right let’s go back to Candle keep and then I think that’ll be a perfect place to stop yeah that sounds

Perfect look at all the horses this I got jump scared Grandma jump scar oh there so many horses out oh my God are we being a counselor for a dragon what are you thinking about Buddy how to therapist Your Dragon all these horses are screaming at me

You’re so far ahead that’s so funny true all I hear is horses I don’t even hear the voices right now it looks like the horses are talking I just don’t feel like a dragon anymore oh my God that’s rough buddy Pat baby boy my girlfriend turned into the the move understandable so rough

Buddy understandable understandable have a nice day you and your breed are inherently weak okay God not the dragon talking about breed stop stop shut up horsey damn oh we’re free run oh my God finally get these horses away from me there’s so many of them I miss

Ctia who doesn’t dude I can’t stop thinking about her thinking of her I should call her I should call her everything I have so much money I have three stacks of gold oh hell yeah me too me too time to get on Potions all right all right Gang This was so fun yes

It was we should do more of this if you guys are free we should I will make time this was really fun to yes I’m so glad I’m so down to continueing I wonder how much we have like left in the actual I don’t know it looks like we have uh three

Other like options to upgrade our armor and stuff so I’m wondering if there’s like the chapters M maybe oh that’s a good way to gauge it in our menu that’s smart yeah yeah yeah so we’re like two out of five or something like that okay

Cool oh my God Yoshi Do’s so much art I just looked it’s so [ __ ] funny to see I’ll send you guys a link from there down let me say oh my God Tony bagpipes jump scar is my new favorite picture so good I I’ll have to

Watch the stream from when I got stuck in the beginning cuz for me it was a nightmare did I just walk back into oh my God the thank you Barbie one is so good chat if you want to see uh Sketchbook Yoshi and chat did a bunch of

Art while we were playing this and put it in um the fan art section of my Discord definitely check it out they’re really funny word a word [ __ ] god oh worm oh my God oh my God that’s so good okay I’m going to hop out thanks guys sounds good thanks for

Having me thanks for hosting it it was fun it was super fun okay I’ll talk to you guys later bye-bye have a good night guys goodbye oh how fun that was very very fun definitely want to play more of that hey gang thanks so much for

Watching uh check all of them out um that was Manda m n da they should all be linked in the title but just in case Manda and somersault and breun all three of them are amazing they all stream so definitely check them out give them a follow cuz that was really fun we’ll

Definitely do more of this um let’s see what we’ve got in our activity feed I’m so sorry about all the earworms sorry about all the earworms that I’ve been spouting all day Mighty metal thank you for the 73 months copper moon for the one year happy anniversary

Potato for the 78 death Jr for the 74 silent Zeno for the 85 wine crimes for the four bky for the 86 Southern VI for the 74 w1200 for the 61 miroth for the 83 toosi for the 34 thic for the 97 Josie springs for the 33 fluid art for

The 80 crumbling biscuit for the 73 tykus Reaper for the 67 Nicodemus for the 67 as well TFK and do jums and AI thank you so much for all the gifted Subs venom ancers for the 87 thank you guys so much I appreciate it let’s go ahead and

Um raid Sam cuz I think uh I think Bri has to stop I don’t know if she was streaming or not but I think she plans too but she’s got stuff going on so I’m going to go ahead and raid Sam my sweet love uh and I will see you guys tomorrow

Yeah oh heads up Sam’s playing dark tide which is um a tonal shift if you don’t want to watch something depressing and violent um don’t don’t don’t click that but if uh if you don’t mind then then go hang out say hi to my husband I’ll see you guys next time bye-bye