EPIC Minecraft Dungeons & Dragons Gameplay

So my friend and I decided to try out Dungeons and Dragons but here’s the catch we did it in Minecraft let’s just say it was insane this is the story of two idiots just sucked me already come on I’m stuck I’m stuck help uh you’re fine Rex Rex you’re fine re a

Dragon and sarcasm h I’ll try not to say anything too embarrassing oh did you click this really hurts so bad actually buying something from the Minecraft Marketplace we load into the map oh wait you thought it was that simple you see this guy right here what are you doing

Me just hanging around it took him a Whole 30 minutes to load into the map anyways the first thing we saw when we load loaded into the map we were greeted to a very important rule right in front of us which we totally not going to

Break wait I look sick Rex ever selfie time starting the map we are greeted by this fellow right here let’s just call them Alex and they are the dungeon master and they’re going to teach us everything we need to know about Dungeons and Dragons now you said the

Other day that you wanted to just get kind of an intro experience before joining my regular campaign group good to go okay so first things first let’s choose your class I’ve got the basics already written up for a few of them so you only need to worry about picking one

It’s time to pick our class like any classic RPG game out there there are four different classes in this map including paladins barbarians Wizards and Rogues each with their own unique abilities strengths and weaknesses I wonder which one I’m going to pick or maybe a wizard using your magic to blast

Bad guys Sky blast bad guys oh wait I’m a wizard I guess I’m a wizard now as for Rex he chose the mighty class of rogue rogue Rog wait uh just hanging around next up we have to assign our stat points which control various aspects of

Your gam playay and your dice roles just look at this beauty remember this for six points in intellect I’m smart epic cutscene and mood set in time the continent of fyon has seen hundreds of stories turn into Legends the dawn age when dwarves overthrew the tyrannical Giants and elves waged war against evil

Dragons thereby carving out a place in the world for small folk the tyranny of the Rose Dragon when the great red worm y aisar nearly raised cuman and established her cruel Empire the time of troubles when celestials and fiends alike were cast from their own Realms Waring and laying waste to the Mortal

Plain in their efforts to reclaim their Divine positions yet each great story has great people steering The Narrative the rose Dragon Empire only fell because rfak Al Kazan and his companions slew the evil Beast the times of troubles ended because those like the Mage midnight Rose to the occasion in their

Case taking the mantle of divinity from the slain Celestial mistra until she could be resurrected now we come to the precipice of another such event a budding Calamity that could warp reality as we know it though there is no prophesized chosen one no foreseen savior if you play your cards right you

Might just be able to HT what is to come or perhaps your story will simply serve as a cautionary tale for those who survive desite this it all starts with something as mundane as fetching groceries for your parents oh I I understood half of That we open on nashkel a village on the Northern slopes of the cloud Peaks the late spring rains have abated making the Trek across town to deliver a commission for your father at least a bit less muddy as you make your way back along the main street though it is hard not to

Notice that your otherwise quiet home is riddled with strained whispered conversations the story has officially begun and let me just say we look absolutely sick don’t mind us already breaking the important rule of not going into third person though dude I’m going to do it good okay you can’t do

Anything we make our way to our first stop Eric but hold up before we continue in this video from this point onwards there’s going to be a lot of story dialogue which I’ll be summarizing since I don’t want this video to be literally a year long but getting back into the

Story we meet up with Eric and we find out that we’re doing some errands for our father we also find out that we’re actually call Katra old age doesn’t seem to agree with him I still don’t know how to pronounce it right but apparently people also going missing in the village

But we don’t care about that so we’ll have to have lunch with our family say hello to your mother for me hey yo hey yo take care Eric stop shooting people I’m sorry I’m trigger happy i’ I’ve got training FBS games all right bam you hear hear voices

From inside your house once we arrived at our home we heard some mysterious talking from inside and what would any normal person do well of course we decided to ease drob and we found out that something truly weird is happening to the people of the area so we waited

For our q and FBI open talk to me there’s something we need to discuss heard about the people going missing I’m not going to sugarcoat this but the whole kelit family is gone now whole kelet family is gone now wait wait a minute a whole family gone I get if it

Was one or two people but really a whole family come on try to make it a bit more believable not the kelid family who who asking a lot and I’ve got a feeling your mother’s going to kill me after I say this and don’t just don’t simple then

Don’t say it see she gets me so anyways basically we have to go and find this guy that I’m not even going to try to pronounce his name and honestly what’s wrong with him why do we have to do it ourselves like honestly he doesn’t look injured unless kadra does something

Really stupid which I would trust them not to they’ll be fine do you know who I am proceeds to click sarcasm now Begins the classic gameplay tutorial where the basic Combat gameplay is explained to us but I also find out I have this unique ability called Magic missiles which

Pretty cool oh my it looks sick as well as the gandal None Shall Pass move I’m pretty happy about that one None Shall Pass once we’re done we are greeted by katria’s mother who is worried about us and gives us an item called a wayfinder which as its name implies shows you the

Way yeah pretty simple we should really thank her sarcasm goes even though we haven’t seen any real monsters around here in a deix outcome and we’re just like being like or you might have to find a new place to sleep at night if you keep up the attitude you too totally not

Fortunate they in here onece oh will you look at the Time Adventure Time let’s go wait hold on a second okay now Aventure Time barrels oh you can’t go into random people’s house this is not Pokemon no this is sad just hanging around what a lovely day oh oh no idiots versus Gabo that was pretty easy moving on we meet our most dangerous enemies El Sals I’m stuck I’m stuck help uh you’re you’re fine Rex Rex you’re fine Re okay I’ll just be leaving we do not talk about that around the corner when we spot it a chest and with the most energy I’ve seen from him Rex and I race to see who is first to obtain the chest who’s going to get to

It first huh got it no no with that crushing defeat behind me we find our way onto an impressively large cave entrance unless this wave finder led me to some old Al bear Den heading inside we find our next major St beat what was that sound that’d be a dragon voice

Acting you do this releas get that face what was that the coin’s coming our way let’s steal let’s steal as you reach for the coin that seemed to suck the life from endand D you note a crack running down its face whatever these people want with it you

Doubt they should have it the moment you touch the metallic surface though A jolt of energy Sears through your fingers and up your arm followed by a sense of pressure as if the ocean’s tide were rushing into your I did nothing I did nothing the coin is Adar to your

Fingertips bound there even as you feel that the force pouring from it stretches your skin and crushes your bones threatening to rupture and burst your entire body I’m here to save it other than your body though it is the coin that bursts erupting into shards of

Metal as the same light that that flowed into it early as streams into you the physical pain abates though something continues to press on your mind claing its way into your thoughts and filling your skull as the world around you distorts and turns insensible chaotic and then finally

Dark what happened where is see the dragon saved who are you what have you done to me oh I don’t know answer me please stop who are you what are you doing to me who who Am we awake with a mysterious voice in our brains and it is none other

Than oh o here we go again and D here let’s just call him Andy from here and now he is living r tree in our heads due to his soul getting sucked out of his body with it being stored in a coin and we just so happen to touch it

Was our protagonist Powers nut wait did I really just write nut in my script oh well but before we figured out what to do with Andy there is a smell of smoke in the air ominous do you smell smoke yeah I’m going home I need to see if anything is happen

This is a waste of time we rush back to the Village only to see that it’s Up in Flames with even Rex catching on fire lucky for him I was there to put him out with my handy dandy stuff back to the topic we make our way to our house only

To find that it is been destroyed with no signs of survivors who needs a new place to sleep tonight now cat ass mom Sly or should I say slowly we are ambushed by cultists I figured there would be a few of you Bumpkin left okay that’s actually

Creepy though look at the face we can’t have you going and squealing to your neighbors about us no we want things to be quiet and peaceful so you will have to come with us what have you done to my where is everyone take or kill them we’ll have no Witnesses today I’m very

Strong wait are you protecting yourself yeah some card hit Mar sounds later we defeated the cultist slacky just in time for katria to have a mental breakdown during a lover’s quarrel with Andy hey stop it stop it already look a lot has happened all at once once the drama is

Over Andie comes up with a game plan restore him to his own body while finding out where the totally not dead villagers have been taken if your villagers were taken by this group then finding where they have taken me will also so lead you to the answers you seek

To achieve these goals we need knowledge so we are heading to the city called candle keep but first knowledge in veun that I am aware of anyhow Rex I forgot you call or be able to be able to tell us more about this group of people that attacked me After

Experiencing topnotch skills we had to this random card guy where’s this card person how did you survive tell us so obviously you were here yeah so what happened it’s hanging around just a script quick I’m using this meme too much uh that makes it funny right I I

Shouldn’t have read it out loud quickly think of something quick ah Bon after nearly two weeks of walking leaving over a 100 miles of the Coast Road behind you candle keep’s soaring spes are finally close enough to reveal their details set a top a craggy Peninsula Rising above

The Sea of Swords The Fortress overlooks the surrounding Farmland while keeping a healthy distance from the wild and shadowy cloak wood remember candle keep is the home of the avowed the greatest Scholars on the continent be respectful follow their rules and try not to let anything too uncivilized come out of

Your mouth hold up you know where I’m going with this I’ll try not to say anything too embarrassing oh you KCK that feels good you need these people and some of them can be prickly even pompous it is what can happen when you are at the front of your field or the

Pinnacle of your craft I should really stop speaking from experience are we my pride Justified as is theirs albe it to a lesser extent right sarcasm humility is for the weak the unremarkable and for those who care about what others just think of them you cannot possibly believe that I am any of

Those as we set up towards the castle we notice a new power that we have received I got a fireball yeah I got a fireball Too ow ow than those Rex after blowing ourselves up we casually just break the rules once again by going into third person selfie time be fine an abandoned Farm have some funas to do so Rex I discovered something and find this absolute Gremlin we’re starting to wonder if you actually stopped to talk

So scratch tells us that we won’t be able to head into the city why you might ask well it’s simple people have been going missing so the city’s kind of in a lockdown pharms you pass by for example uh don’t about the crops do not ask

About the crops so how do we get in identity fraud what identity fraud let me explain so to get into the city we are going to need a resident pass and where are we going to get that remember that farm we found reason to do so anyways we need to bring documents

Back to scratch and for a small fee he’ll commit identity fraud for us speaking about that fee it’s time to show my charisma remember this for later do this for free otherwise I’m reporting to the guards no yeah let’s move on from that oh look

A horse did we just steal a horse are you ending up back at the farm we are suddenly attacked by scarecrows thanks advice isn’t helping me to kill it breaking news we have tried to break the map once again again hey Rex we could sleep you want to sleep in some

Random person’s bed let’s break the game and it worked it did work it worked suckers after that we cleaned up the remaining scarecrows wondering why there are so many scarecrows protecting the crops from seagull doing on a farm I don’t think seagulls justify that level of protection not much I guess bit

Before that thought could be processed we get flashbanged by our friend Andy ah oh what okay what’s going on and now we can see magic cool moving on the barn is open inside we climb a ladder and find a chest containing the documents we need and don’t get me started on keeping

Important documents in a barn with onions but more importantly onions K you want some onions no get this thing out of I wanted to explode it don’t worry there’s a lot where that comes from don’t don’t don’t worry we’re not eat it this what happens oh Rex oh gross oh we’re getting

Too old for this back at the griman he gets to we committing identity fraud is that a bit of legal documentation I see there and smell just give me the goods and wait a bit s here you go certification that you absolutely belong to the area and can come and go as you

Like just don’t let any Wizards near it make it curious he probably got spells or something that can sniff out forgery and then leaves with speed that puts Sonic to shame what he ran into the wall now we can finally enter the city with the Majestic horse don’t don’t mind me no my

Horse I will miss you my horse we hand over our resident C Cate only to be disgraced watching him scrunch up his nose the cursory inspection might have to do with not wanting to put his face too close to the smell of rancid onion it’s good onions come on I wonder where

We got those and then they just blow up the door okay let me set the scene the door’s open and we see a large open Square filled with many people in a beautiful area and what’s the first thing we do buy weapons obviously Apprentice staff a wooden staff for

Majors and training cut from of the garnet tree would you like to buy yeah buddy now with a newly acquired housing utility item I am ready to Take On The World I’ve got a broom Rex I’ve got a broom I can sweep the ground you like my

Broom by the way wait actually it’s just a broom we find an inn and head inside where we find a chest and in less than 4 minutes in the city we have already stooped to steal in moving the story forward we have head to the gate of the

Inner area where all the smart people are located I wish to speak with one of the researchers long story short they won’t allow us in without an appointment so we could lie Rex there is a Charisma check okay for 18 if I roll a n 20 I will still

Fail we decided not to do that now we need to find another way in do you happen to know where we could find a rare book no distasteful as this may be we might have to find another dubiously legal way around this problem now you’re talking onwards to the sewers wow this

Is a very convenient place for the sewers huh we head into the sewers only to find that it’s actually connected to a catacomb underneath the city I have heard of catacombs vaults Sparkles of the work and knowledge of the avowed is down here it seems where we find a big

Shiny door my game senses are telling me it’s essential and he stops us to tell us something important wait look at that on the ground there nothing on the ground yeah precisely helpful the rest of this place is a riot of grime and muck child yet this path is

Almost I would be willing to bet half of my entire horde that a guton Cube has come this way a what now an oozing monster that in faes like this some people and more intelligent creatures keep them as witless Guardians and genitors the things absorb and dissolve

Any animal or plant plant material huh material they touch as a way of eating they cannot dissolve metals and other non-living things though so they can carry the equipment and goods of whomever they have eaten for some time who ever as in as in people of course do

Not be dense child now follow this Trail you might find something interesting floating in the Cube’s body just be careful though as they can be transparent and thus easy to overlook just walk into it we Round the Corner to see it a giant slime where something interesting happens maintenance

Work I I exploded it for you we saw earlier just don’t let the creature suck you up please too late for that just sucked me already come on we get the key go back the door and open it inside and he gives us a little bit of a pep talk right well

Look at this guy that’s good he ate a little too much oh be not so dramatic you could find much worse before we are done here I have tell that there are Guardians and occasional escaped experiments down here though that may just be rumor wow thanks the possibility

Of you even greater danger certainly sets my mind at ease thanks fire now with that insightful knowledge we head into the main part of the catacomb but first we find a chest gamer Instinct activate uh it’s going to be bo yep called it

Classic yo I CR H it so much good job I want the key we obtain a key and open a gate land seagull what does that have to do with the can comes Lance seagull oh there there’s rats Rex get the rat find some skeletons what’s this book up here there’s a

Book it says scbs is puny yep I believe that what no never and another the Slime where I tried to get eaten can I get suck hello no remember that we have some unassigned skill points you are going to fix that your negative Charisma right I

Am smart fight kids all hold 10 of them squish squishy squish you got to like the squish fight the nightmare creature what he did a back flip this is literally like an Al something you see like the Predator movies or something I’ll blow it up easy uni weak thing try

To get eaten again I keep shooting I don’t think it can suck you once it once you hit it yeah again I’m not weird you are jump into a pit of skeletons jump don’t worry a puny weaklings boss battle time I love the Atmosphere by the way Rex

Well unfortunately it seems that this enor armor is tied do you mind powerful dispelling magic at your disposal that you have neglected to mention you will have to defeat this thing to undo the Seal of the door you’re saying I have to fight a piece of armor with no obvious

Weaknesses or even a person inside to take out let me guess I have to just beat it into a useless hunk of metal let’s just push it I’m really starting to hate constructs oh rexie hurt I think we Che it though goodbye finally that was quick can you

Even call that a boss we become Gremlins ourselves yeah perfect and finally we leave the subba with something totally unexpected happens unfortunately for you chances are that you will only see it as you are taken away to Aon do you know who I am we get found out and then cornered but

Tut plot armor we find out that the hups want to meet us so we are up to the castle on the hilltop do you know who I am do you know who he is me either he just kind of followed me around now I’m the great scubs deie we make it to the

Cast where we are briefly distracted by lights that is far enough you know me I am here what are your other two wishes wishes uh I don’t uh one apparently we tripped a whole bunch of detection traps I didn’t think Rex’s gas was that bad getting back to

Topic we peaked his interest and so he cast a magic spell on us a Truth Spell why did you sneak into the in a w but the Emerald Door wouldn’t let us through yes yes that much was implied so what exactly are you so we choose to tell him about cranky

Andy I am sharing my body with a rather cranky dragon and we both really like to fix that that actually confirms one of my hypothesis it also poses a lot more questions but that’s gratifying at least we come to a deal where he will help us

Us clear our criminal charges and we go to this clock tower where there have been reports of monsters going in and out as they please it is probably safe to assume that adro is now dead wow that and get a book what’s the book I’m looking for the last written work of the

Late and great Arch Mage Moran Kanan the ples Walker’s guide interplan of travel and its effects on spellcraft Excellence well in that case I am looking forward to hearing from you once you have concluded your investigation until then try not to die well there you have it our first

Adventure into the world of Dungeons and Dragons I hope you enjoyed now let me just beg for a few seconds it took me an incredibly long time to edit and record so please please subscribe share and I don’t know maybe become a channel member just for reference is balo’s Gate 3

Still thing because I started making this a video around when it released so yeah it’s been a while but the journey does not end here I have enough for part two would you like to see it anyways you made it this far here are some bonus

Clips as a thank you we really don’t learn lessons okay is there anything we can steal there a chest Rex oh so we are actually H gold coins invincibility potions thank you wait does he want the the the rotten oh yeah maybe maybe he wants the onion

You sure you don’t want the onion dude you want the onion you know you can have another onion here’s another yeah we know we know you’re like an onion here you go take another Rex those those beasts in the tower have nothing against us we just drop one of these they’ll Run

For the highlands they stand no chance against me and my onion breath oh Rex you should get that checked out uh this is uh NPC Behavior right there boys