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okay there now my mic audio is showing
up on stream hello everyone how are you
doing I am probably pinging you at a
very high level
apparently me uh turn myself down a
little
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bit thank you you Cass for the
resub I appreciate it greatly great
greatly appreciate it and again welcome
everyone Friday stream we are doing some
more Minecraft dungeons and I am being
beaten up by my two closest friends let
me bring them
online why you get knle towered and I’m
just sitting here in the bushes filming
wait what
ah just keep
going okay anyways why side is being
creepy hopefully everybody can hear
everybody okay ah I clicked on the
thing but uh welcome welcome welcome
welcome and to those of you who have
subbed
for longer than six well six months plus
new badges will eventually be coming I
promise I swear to
you give favorite Si say something my
mighty blade okay what nothing I was
just checking something volumes there ah
okay hi everybody on the green
mic we’re not doing the actual live
reporting kind of stuff because I’m too
lazy to facilitate all
that let me do this this let that go
through yes skinny pig I spin I will
spin spin spin spin he spins right
around right
around like a record baby while squid
sits there in the hollows of the Moon
so yeah how’s everybody doing how’s it
going how’s your Friday how was your
week did you stay hydrated you should
stay hydrated that’s important I hear
probably speak
ofd drink water hydrate comes in a
plastic bottle no never mind
moist I’m impervious to moist no you are
not I
am it gives me strength your computer
isn’t yeah but how the smoothness of the
new machine there sigh tell to the
audience it it’s been going actually
pretty
well Rim World loaded rapidly
yeah we
uh we slightly threw some parts into
this old ass case that needs replac
badly Sor
slightly we replaced everything but his
power
source my hard drives are the same yes
your hard drives are the
same and my
mouse that’s not replacing a part inside
the computer that’s
fair oh my God
all right uh I’m going to leave picking
the area we’re going to to squidge cuz
he is the map the man with the map and
the plan the master
plan because he was a thing that I am
not going to say right now because we’re
still within the very beginnings of the
video and I don’t want us to wind up
getting pained for saying a curse word
but you know what it is
yeah and as you starting right off the
bat we are joined by my ever lovely mod
and my ever lovely
wife an ancient and forgotten desert
temple finding the temple however is an
adventure in its own you scre up to keep
hanging back while we’re going to go
clear this place out somewhere in this
Canon by I’m coming jeez
give me your
souls oh that’s a
lot yes that is a
lot I’m falling back who all’s dead am I
the only one left
no you see Sarah actually
sa I would have but I was getting
swamped and
dying there was death it was
horrible oh yep there’s a second death I
got to revive our
friend I got to fall
back I have revived our
friend I need revive
my potion’s almost back all right I’m in
the
game I’ve been reive thank
you you’re welcome as say I drop my
healing items so if you hang back
here double
healing Firing Line
go all right
yeah just got to get back in the rhythm
of like picking out what’s what
yeah the lowest level out of all of us
now aren’t I what level are you I don’t
know
19 yes you are I mean I’m only level 20
I’m only level
21 ah I’m
dead no you’re not there probably I hear
you guys well my mic was set more to
game than it was to
uh
chat
okay yeah I was going to say I’m not
actually dead I’m still walking around
how can you kill that which does not
live the problem is is it was going to
ow kill you guys too
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dear
God each plasma
[ __ ] I am officially out of
arrows
o I am dead in the
water yep I see that
I am dead in the water
again I’m going to die if I stay in
combat I’m pulling out you need to life
remember soon as you get revived to heal
yourself
dude y I’m going bar too now yeah same
space hey Pat how you doing thanks for
checking in man uh one second everybody
I need to do shout
out
supplies all right Health top top coming
back
in look I greatly appreciate
it it helps me it helps me really Bandy
what you his
arrows thanks dude I’m sorry you don’t
even use arrows that well actually yes
he did he burned through all of his
arrows already that’s why I that I’ve
been doing okay okay Pat I kind of uh am
laid up I’m on a cane for a while
because apparently calcification of a
hip is a bad thing
okay this cow looks
suspicious not
anymore I have fire
aspect I just need a
mushroom ah that brings me back burn you
bastards
oh I’m turning into an old Pat I’m
turning into an old turning into I mean
I turned 44 in uh what September for my
own birthday yep get seile too
apparently oh I just took that pillar to
the
face go by the way that project that you
gave me I hate you
I can get it to do just about everything
except what you want it to do without
breaking
okay I have your back did did you have
to shoot it you could have stabbed it
Randy I like setting things on fire what
can I say when you run out of arrows
oh wow what was that
ow the explosion that’s one of my items
nice that’s what I get for spending
Souls very
nice I just turned the big three you are
young I think you are younger than
everybody in this game
currently yeah considering I’m the
youngest and I’m going to be 39 this
year yeah
yeah I’m 30 and a decade 30 and a
decade uh looks like our next
progression is back this
way find the temple
you can teleport to
me no that’s not teleport this is
teleport upop
squidge leave them they are not
worthy imagining squid and power armor
killing psychers you
know that’s rather accurate yeah that’s
not an incorrect mental oh oh dear
God I ran out of
soldiers about to get a bunch
more I need freshly Juiced Souls I’m
down
yep kill
yourself good man finally get
up all right badman
always
y oh dear God no no
bad so guys now that uh side better PC
expect us to play some more games more
challenging
games more challenging games like aara
AA
what oh you do not
know you do not know the horrors that
await you no I don’t
want so so here’s the thing um do you
remember the old school arcade game game
where you were like flying uh a bomber
and you know you were at the bottom of
the screen you were just flying up and
then eventually was a scroller oop yeah
but I’m trying to like establish like a
basine here right but you can just go
you remember you know all those old side
scroller
shooter I mean
yeah but you’re going about it the wrong
way
it’s
not no you’re just Journey no it’s
not hey HR thanks for the check in my
friend let me go ahead and uh count your
name to the gods try and get up here
quick so you can get your
supplies before Randy does thank you yes
yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys get my supplies
before you do yeah [ __ ] you
okay anything over
here apparently HR plays No
Game No Game you know that’s a good name
for a Game No
Game No Game No
Life
sure that’s a great comic they need to
continue it they’re not going to
dude nobody’s going to pick it back up
and it’s just one of the things that we
have to deal with I know doesn’t mean I
can’t [ __ ] about
it squid is very very loud okay then I
need to turn him down I can barely hear
him on my side so it might be a problem
with my [ __ ] not the Stream
ah I’m adjusting volumes and stuff
spawns I retrieved the blue
key and thank you C anybody else if you
notice any of my friends being loud and
just let me know I can adjust our
volumes
and no no
no hey son up you want to come open the
freaking door I mean I guess
delicious Soul
juice grab the golden key from the
idol I’m doubt I’ve got you friend I got
you
you no
you I mean you’re considering you took
like or creepers to the
face I took a creeper full load to the
face and then was tag team back to life
take that as you
will hey what up
red did that dude just come charging at
us with an ax held up screaming and on
fire
yeah most of our victims come at us that
way I thought they usually left us that
way
that too they come and go the
same
okay okay all right see make sure it all
dies shut the h of arrows that’s how it
should
be oh
no go forth
llama kill things in my
hand things you would never say to a
llama
spit on
me you would say that to a llama well
your llama heals people when it spits on
them right uh no it spits on enemies
this one doesn’t heal I didn’t give it
that boost so okay um then that’s that
that’s not a kink or anything it’s it’s
a misunderstanding of the context really
where’s I got the achievement Kink
unlocked I hope that was cl
well that’s it that’s all you got oh no
that’s not all you got oh God oh
God I have dropped healing
thingy hello ginean guine I called you
guinean now I’m just picturing a guinea
pig dressed up like the bartender in
Star Trek yep guinean that’s your new
nickname guinea pig it’s
guinean all right what now come on what
you all got Victory oh we got the end
huz know what truths and
Tre who cares what truths and treasures
there are it’s loot we do not because we
want our
own the
treasure I I I don’t really care about
the treasure s doesn’t really care about
the treasure and you and darer loot
goblins if it’s not nailed down you’ll
take it yeah you’re right I learned
anything playing any kind of Minecraft
with the two of you it’s
that no that’s mainly her don’t let me
in no that was you
too yes that absolutely was you yeah we
one point so let let me story here chat
at one point in a previous server that
we were running for
Minecraft gidge went in and lovingly
crafted a expansive dungeon that was
full of traps and twists and turns and
do you know what happened when Randy
went there he was like oh look it’s a
creative block I’m going to take this
[ __ ] do not call yourself not a goblin
not at all I love
you screw
you you know what you are don’t deny
it because you will not be allowed to
escape
it o I’ve got
wheat I could summon a llama but is it
better than my
dog I can no longer summon the LL cuz I
have the soul
anter it is not better than my my dog
goodbye Lama
wheat now I’m going to sit here and I’m
going to ask y’all uh would anyone like
a katana I also have some thief
armor and a nice
bowl a diamond
sword and a some kind of soul ambulet
but I don’t have room for it does any of
that sound interesting anybody I’m good
I just got a whole
bunch none of yall none of yall want the
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c f achievement
unlocked I got a dagger that can summon
a b or a sword that can summon a b and I
maxed it out I’m getting a better
corruption Beacon let’s
go would anyone else like to to fire a
kameha oh Sid you and I have the same
metal
extensions
what do we had the same metal
penises or
hat yeah no I like this
for do I trade out my boots or my dog
and get Soul
power what should you do
chat I can heal an injured Ally as
well whoever is the most injured it will
allow me to heal
them uh but it does require souls and if
I do that I can’t use my energy
blast so yeah you want to be able to use
that energy blast of course I need to
just blow it all
over just coat entire
hordes that was with a d as in
delta as in not something else you
filthy minded Beautiful People yep and
just so everybody is aware uh Sai is
filming a video series that is being
edited by our good friend and is being
posted to the channel
we couldn’t announce that last time
because it wasn’t posted yet and now it
has been posted our the first video
apologize for uh audio quality issues
within uh the stream for uh power wash
that we have that we’re uploading uh
they’ll be on Wednesday um but the audio
issues uh I I I I asked our our editor
if you know it’s like hey you know go
ahead and blame me it’s totally fine
he’s like I don’t really feel
comfortable doing that and I’m like no
self-deprecation Is My Jam so I’m just
to do it here it is totally my fault
that the audio can suck on that I will
try and do better next time oh crap I
need to
accept I would Endeavor to do that more
good with the next one but for the
couple of them right now it’s it’s it
it’s going to be butts like
Randy oh wait that wasn’t Randy never
mind sorry Sarah go for my
and my void
bow I’m
down I was going after the
wizard all right Shaman’s down
two busy
bees something something boobies yep it
has to be said I’ll take that hit yep
that’s
boobies really cuz I thought they were
us
be what is Bo the country Bo or Bo the
country code for does that exist as a
country
code is it like
Bolivia what are
you Biv be might be boob
bees guess so if it’s one O then it
wouldn’t actually be boo it’ be
boes and that just doesn’t have the same
green to
it I like this bow I just wish it would
fire
faster I’m coming
squidge there’s ‘s a chest over here
gentlemen yep yeah yeah I’m fighting
still pull
back there we go you hurt my be
booby yeah
well your tit got hit deal with it
all right so just traing through the
woods this is just like playing regular
Minecraft yeah just with less grafing
hooks well to be fair we do mod our
servers a
lot now after playing dungeons I’m half
tempted to do a Minecraft server and
just crank up the mob spawns and just be
like go guys no
like God Armor and everything no just
crank it
F okay I fell off I’m down in the
hole all
right wizard
down with my machine gun B
about
that the the wizard was
down or do you mean am I sure about a
machine gun bow because
I I’m very sure my bow is like a machine
gun I fell except you have to keep
pulling the trigger it’s very fast but
it’s still
semi-automatic here’s a bridge
uh what just
happened does everybody hear me yes in
Discord
yeah all right my computer hates me give
me one second
what happened I
disconnected oh
no um should we exit the level no give
me a minute uh for some odd reason I I
use steel series and
sometimes the current uh
[ __ ] like
explodes and that’s what happened it
crashed oh so it’s just me and dar
left yeah so if you guys continue on
you’re doing it at your own
rest uh do I need to uncheck the private
game against squid yes okay if it’s a
private
game how do
I wait
what if you’re not in the game your
settings won’t affect it okay it is now
off so go ahead and see if you can
join Sarah we got to get out of
here or you can just not go anywhere
position yeah
[ __ ] you
know no it’s not that you survived it’s
the fact that I’m being left behind
because I’m taking care of everything
and I can’t pick up any of these
emeralds hey look I have a treasure
chest
you all can just yeah I just got to
figure out how to get no no no no I got
K say you all can just [ __ ] off yeah I
did wasn’t just how do I get to
this technical difficulties no no
Randall difficulties yes Rand
difficulties that’s a t-shirt
idea how do I get up here
uh
skill yeah
now all right well screw
it nope
um now I um I actually got nothing on
that one
yep if it’s skill I ain’t got it I don’t
see a way to get up there to get it and
yes we have to have technical
difficulties that happens every stream
everybody shut up it’s because I’m a
software engineer and I tend to program
things and see what happens later it
it’s because you’re an engineer and your
job is to break things yeah
so okay Bolivia is Bo so yeah
bobies what I all
right the hell does the feather do
that’s really
descriptive launch into an extra
powerful roll that stuns and pushes your
enemies
back okay so before I go ahead and just
scrap it does anyone want a corrupted
Beacon n I’m good
no all
right all right
enchantments
enchantment
oh fire aspect or
weakening uh fire
aspect oh that reminds me well what
artifacts do you
turn me yeah uh um oh crap hold
on what the
hell I don’t know what happened but
apparently my boots are gone that’s
bizarre uh so I have one
free okay I I basically I have a Kam and
I have a doggo
and now I have a flaming
quiver
Majestic I have oxel
armor
ooh
oh okay I may trade out my crossbow or
my bow
oh it’s a crossbow that gives me better
Soul
Gathering a
you pick up the soul Prosper it’s at the
luxury Merchant I kind of want
it it has a way lower speed and way
lower ammo but but but
Souls um or you can save your money up
and I can give you mine next after the
next
mission yeah
okay in that case on the luy mer there’s
also apparently corrupted
seeds uh let you grow grapple vines that
inflict
poison remember we all see something
different yeah no that’s that’s why I’m
calling it out I could buy that if
somebody wants
that I don’t want
it you what I do not want okay uh we
also can instead of doing one of the
maps we could do the tower if you guys
are so
inclined that’s up to you
guys well I ran through the tower to a
point um basically you go in uh butt
naked with just some basic weapons but
every level you go further up the tower
it gives a different weapon um and the
further along you go you get better gear
when you finally leave the tower
like you’ll have gear that comes out
with
you the tower
W my PC seems extremely upset for some
reason all right it’s cuz you’re doing a
lot online and your Internet sucks wait
hold up we got wa wait don’t go in gota
wait for squid okay
all
right and so we just need to survive
well kill and
survive it starts out really
easy what’s your definition of
easy uh
this I got like 20 levels in man
see
easy and like every 10 levels there’s
um a I think it’s like every nine levels
yeah there’s like a boss fight every 10
levels there’s a there’s a
boob
sure right
okay and then you just select a item and
it trades out what you currently
have
okay that does not sound
compelling it’s more iol than everybody
chose I went with armor cuz the other
stuff kind of
sucked
incoming the backstabber doesn’t suck
there
DPS that’s
fair I’m just curious how far we’re
going to be able to get all right let’s
see oh
yeah I have a totem I
the regen totem
yeah oh so I’m just late to the
party well I got one too cuz it’s like
group healing
yes yes
all
right good J next
floor we are going to own this Tower
all
right power the thieves
yeah come embrace yourself elves and my
healing juices wait I
mean he gets here just as they die
off yay Pig murder O Fish
yeah
H
oh I got dual
crossbows I’m thinking dual crossbows
but I think I’m going to actually go
with a void
bow uh don’t forget to enchant your
stuff
too no no not until you
know not until there’s
gear I’m going to
die does anyone need me to set up a
regen
spot no I set hold up for myself
okay the double crossbow is not all it’s
crack all right that’s good to know I
feel much more satisfied with my
decision
good
yeah I’m a wizard
Sarah is a
wizard I’m a
turtle hell
uhoh do we both have void bow Sarah yes
magical oh no he spawned right in front
of me
I probably should upgrade my melee
weapon at some
point
yes I think we all went with Point touch
SW
we may have no there is no man yeah you
can see what everybody
else all right let’s rock
[ __ ] oh no
there we
go come get
some I got some just call us the quez
andart
crew you guys heard of the channel will
it black
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with the
horn oh we each chose a different one no
on no
all
right let’s do
this you’re no longer magical you left
the wizard you left your wizard
robes
no yeah you’re no longer a wizard you’re
a
druid oh
I’m healing
him I am so glad I dropped my
healing yeah that was kind of painful
little
bit let’s see um
yes so Jad why are you being so quiet
today did you do something
wrong who did
what go forth my minions
Slaughter in my
name you’re welcome thank you for that
squish oh my God that was great that was
silly let’s
see could just get an
anchor oh God a satchel of snack
but mobs Target you
more I’m G to pass you can get yourself
one of them there kitas
kitas wait a minute I just realized
that the video feed is not working
properly what do you mean it’s cutting
off corners of the
screen it was doing that last time I
you thanks for that Sarah not like I
needed a healing
item I got you
squid no no apparently I don’t need you
nope I’m making the argument
otherwise yeah I’m saying [ __ ]
you I was trying to help you
oh
ah let’s see o Shadow
crossbow bubble
bow love the name of
that O soul Scythe I may have to trade
you may have to
trade
uh I’m the only one who at least chose a
profession and just absolutely
stop I mean
valid um you know actually no I’m G
stick with my being a void wizard
pull back pull
back ah I dropped a heal thing before I
fell I’m
coming I’m wishing
head okay
Shadow form go all right we got
this
teleportation um where is the thing that
we
missed up there
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oh
oh oh my God a goldem kit
oh um do I want the Golem
kit no I’m just going to go with
enchantment
kit chat why you no
talk
who who isn’t
talking I think he means chat
oh for being very
quiet I have a I have a love
Medallion ah yeah I have one of those
to Now kill your ally wizard that that’s
not me
a different Ally
wizard let me walk this way a little bit
and he should follow me
there we
go squid
armor gong of
weakening I’m actually not really
feeling a lot of these yeah I am not
even it’s okay build up enchantment
points so that you
know once I get to Good crap I’ll be
fine oh no
oh oh no oh
no oh
like all right we have like three deaths
that we can have happen
so I have a zombie
friend ow I’m down I’m coming I’m coming
I’m
coming I just took a creeper to the
face
and there you go go my minions
eat my horny blast
wait that’s
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fine where’s our exit
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oh we have to trigger a bunch of things
yep all
the there it is
go oh God squid
no
wait oh no I accidentally click on yeah
don’t click on the thing in the
middle Coral blade
Coral no
nothing good
Coral Merchant floor give me something
decent
no bite
me okay that’s a guild Smith is there a
merchant or is it just gilding
items it’s just gilding items all right
fine um sharpness and fire aspect
snowballing and
snacks
fine wait what oh my God my blades now
have a chance to summon a
bee your blade can now be a be
it can summon a
bee somebody has
harpoons I think that would be your
wife all right let’s
roll oh it’s right on me
oh my God is it homing
arrows
yeah h
to of duplication
llama
no is Champ being or is my chat just
completely locked up what do you mean
like us
or like in twitch
yeah no I think it’s just being
quiet why are they all be oh [ __ ]
ow ow ow ow it’s just you side like I
don’t know what you’re doing up there
but I was trying to keep up high
ground and pick off the witches it’ll
work out for
you yeah it was working out great for me
no it wasn’t because you abandoned us
what are you doing in my
swamp we’re trying to kill things in
your swamp that’s what’s going on
Pat where’s he at where’s he at where’s
he at where’s he at where’s he at there
he
is heal yourself
got
it go forth my
B that was real bad I am buying
this it is a chaina
blade
nope okay
I don’t like that noise
Randy come here and get this
apple Randy grab the
Apple where’s the Apple here
okay all right
oh my
God that is entertainment gar oh my god
that actually might be useful for
this because
it health potions heal nearby
allies okay the pimp suit wait
what yes the pimp suit
ow ow
owow where the friend fall right here
trying to find
him get
up they’re coming up from the
ground come on golum we got
this I made friends the friends shall
now fight oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh
[ __ ] I did
too oh no M takes for
me come down
I’m making my way
around I understand where you ran in
without any support
yeah where are you at spot we need your
help yeah I was clearing enemies on our
back Trail yeah well I’m down
now last
chance this is the last
I Blame
You Did you blame me yes because you
died and caused all that I didn’t see
you guys go off
someplace we didn’t no you ran off in
front of
us you didn’t see us run off because you
ran off
oh God I’m down yeah and I can’t get in
the middle of fire
no
okay thank you squidy
okay there we go friends go
forth shoot the cook
that was a almost a very poor decision
on my
part the shot can all work for a second
though all right there’s one
more I can’t shoot him
where’s the door okay there we go B
armor ooh Shadow Walker that’s tempting
that one m
I have chainsaw sword and I look like
this
o i I have an
anchor I got three friends with
shields I have a
spider I had a spider
of course you killed the
spider ah no I did not mean to do roll
that
direction oh God I lost my totem
[ __ ]
oh thank
you
okay I want to go I can’t get him
he’s in some weird
space
trying go forth my friends
avenge
oops I oh no you needed that too
Sarah you come
here okay
all
righty okay you know what you know what
I’ll accept
oh
God just walking around with your own
private
Army and I’m
down in the middle of the enemies
there we
go got him converted
if you got more
snacks never
mind
shrooms I took the shrooms trick
bow yeah I’m going trade out the void
bow its damage is not keeping up and
that hits multiple targets I got to go
with
that uh would be
yeah oh Merchant floor power
Smith ooh
I should have kept my bow oh well I just
upgraded my robes they are now level
44
yeah oh I upgraded the healing
totem that is going to be beastly yeah
yeah it’s level 42
you ready not
yet yeah why don’t you um enchant some
[ __ ]
yeah my stuff is pretty well Enchanted
at this point I’m holding off on my bow
for the
moment will you get the enchantments
back if you trade them in you know what
that’s true actually hold on um
okay all right I’m
good got it this is
good boss
for Here We Go
[Music]
wait wait go forth my
minions there he goes
yeah oh God that speed boost with
something that’s like slow and heavy
would be freaking
insane all right ah the robe and wizard
hat oh I’m going go with an enchantment
Point you’re going to go
okay how many floors are there in this
Tower
CL
30
no okay we got to get ourselves some
breathing room here
I’m out of
arrows oh
no you totally with wrong
way ooh
[Music]
oh Harvest dark armor you said
oh
h no I would if I hadn’t just upgraded
my
robes well actually wait
maybe that has more enchantments I can
use yeah I was going to say plus the
mystery armor also has life steel Aura
on
oh
yeah increaseing attack
speed yeah I’m going to take the mystery
armor all right
um get that Enchanted real quick
oh you guys already charged in got it
yeah that that happened to me last time
I tried to enchant so
with
theiller all right what is the last one
of
them not there it’s right over here they
like St below me
technically there we go
I’ll hit the door
okay oh my
god oh I want the upgraded chainsaw
blade
though though that Phantom
armor nope I’m going to take it all
right so before running all half cocked
into combat let’s take a moment to
reallocate some enchantments no bye bye
fine you guys run away too far it
doesn’t affect you anymore
[Music]
go forth my minions
I can get some back
up I did not know you went back that
direction yes because enemies came up
behind
us all
there we
go long live the
king Enchanted grass oh
thundering sheep we’re just going to be
summoning
sheep I would but it gets rid of my gem
I’m
not godp speed while you guys go
charging into chaos I’m enchanting
that’s okay I am too
oh and they’re really good in chance too
like I got your back
switch okay
oh I just screwed his
world I just kind of walk for like my
chainsaw blade
out have
fine you just PA the game all
F4 I mean you say that this is a last
level yet you’re still fighting I mean
there’s only three levels
left oh I’m
down oh no back Trail
guys ow I hard we back
I’m down I’m
dead Sarah it’s up to you or we lose the
match oh wait ry’s up too I’m in the
middle of the fire oh we’re
dead enough
yep 5 4 3
2 one Pain’s
coming okay I’m still down I’m looking
for you squidge I’m
coming I got
him I’m
down okay that
was come back here and
heal I swear I’m dead no I went up to go
use my gem real quick yes but you wer
killed all right they’re down but if
using your gem gets you killed that’s
not
useful that’s
fair Sarah we only got two more floors
left one of those is a merchant
I mean come on man you’ve come this far
yeah unique Smith you say
a
um what
is uh he gets you a unique version of a
given item if you have a unique version
if there’s a unique version of it to
get well I only have one item that can
be unique uh same it was my
bow
anchor oh God you’ve got a unique
anchor all right
spend your
enchantments
yep which uh all of mine are spent and I
believe my gear is as upgraded as it’s
going to
be got it are we all
good okay
okay
are they all dead
yet yes all right and now the
boss
oh oh ghostly armor
someone stole it from
Jason
gly all right we’re at the top of the
tower let’s go
Chuckles squid is like I’m just going to
hang back
here I’m not going to lie I see the name
of this thing and I think back to the
old Ronin Warriors
cartoon oh we just knocked him off the
edge of the yes we pushed him off the
edge we’re the king of the
castle and that means we get unique
loot I think oh
[Music]
oo you’re getting the soul dancer armor
aren’t you I am really looking at that
that’s special event item for the skull
Scythe
what man that’s
tempting they’re not just just
not I got to take the soul dancer robe I
have no choice I
must F I’ll be you you scyth wielding
bastard all right I I use the artifact
too much man I need to have souls
gathered and negating damage or sorry
Souls gathered and artifact damage the
negate damage is also
nice
enchantments that was a fun Excursion
guys that was fun and then we also get
another
chest oh wait it was the same thing I
just got all right
cool yeah wolf armor I’m sorry dude
you’re out goodbye actually does anyone
want
this what uh it’s Enchanted wolf armor
with th thorns and burn well keep mind
whatever enchantments youve put on it
will be stri and’ll be roll yeah never
mind I’m just getting rid of it
oh I look I look I look awesome all
right let’s
see bag of souls increases the number of
souls I can carry
yes oh hey look that’s a squidgy
enchantment your health is reduced by
40% but your melee damage is increased
you [ __ ] redliner
for those that aren’t aware the term
redliner in this context is a reference
to the old school BattleTech game
indicating an individual who is using
way too much [ __ ] power and way
overheating themselves in the process
and just writing that line I never
overseed myself that’s why I said you
rode the line and set the forest on fire
where people were hiding if I recall a
it’s a bid
tactic it worked in Vietnam it worked in
that battle
apparently I do look pretty awesome with
this armor though I will
say let’s
see all right all
right we could do another Tower I don’t
know if we get can do it more than once
actually
yeah what did my other diamond sword
have fire aspect and freezing I’m just
not a fan of
that oh God somebody gave me a FLA
oh you traded out
squidge yeah cuz the flil is just so
perfect that’s
fair all right shall we go wreck some
more of the they
V then are you okay no all right just
I’m making sure
well uh my stuff is as Enchanted as I
think I can make it right this moment
all right so it looks like we need
to oh we’re going to have to go back to
some of the old ones but yeah we’re back
in a significantly higher difficulty
troll let’s so in the let’s slog in the
so of the swamp oh yeah oh
Lord he’s having
a all right man we are way too colorful
for this
swamp I’m not
we are just I just did a th damage with
one
swing well here’s the thing Ry as well
is my weapon will actually pull enemies
towards
us F get
back
okay and see you guys you’re doing all
the slaughtering I’m just Gathering the
souls in your backwash and then
eventually I will blow my
load wait where’s
squid just wondering to see how long you
guys going to war me I no I just pulled
my map up when I saw like wait where is
squid oh that’s a lot of zombies all
right this is where I
shine yeah
no was that a misclick on your part
yeah I blew a few Souls out
there emal
this I feel like I’m such a little piss
at trying to stab them
I am not the gigachad
here I have a few arrows in my
face I have a few arrows in my
quiver out of arrows God
game oh you can give me a robe and
wizard hat but I already have an awesome
robe think we need to go this
way yeah it’s also though we need to
find an henderman
oops do we just have to get
lucky there’s one
here there Arrow up
here grabbing these souls and then I
will go into the hole grab Souls then in
the
hole treasure Pig end yep guys oh
Enderman chasing
me oh it’s on
Randy where you at
homie yeah what was that thing
thinking did we we didn’t get n did we
yes we did we defeated it oh okay yeah
you just have to defeat them to get the
Ender oh I just got an ancient
bow I got a poison
GLA oh I got a lightning
heart let me see what this ancient bow
do pets will attack targeted mobs
rolling makes the ne Attack
stronger but uh it does a lot of damage
but I like my mechanical crossbow so
much
more I’m just catching up don’t mind
me chest up here
okay this is doing
good chat how are you guys all doing
doing well being ridiculously quiet for
it being Friday they’re allowed to be
quiet we’re proud of you chat you’re
showing restraint and care and caution
and an economy of words that’s a sign of
maturity in growth no it’s not sure it
is because otherwise you just be
screaming about
titties yeah we want them to scream
about titties cuz then that’s
interaction I’d be giving them
compliments about being you know
immature little goblins if that was what
they were doing as long as you’re living
your best
lives okay I’m I’ll catch up don’t mind
me
me
okay been across the
bridge
man there’s a lot of corpses in here
where you at where’d you
go there we
go he ain’t nothing
and Randy’s just going off like a
bullet a bullet with a
scth I feel like my my my Kamehameha
blast at least has been helpful it tore
a chunk out of
the yes thank
you thank you non-dream squid
just Eldridge Terror
squid that’s normal
okay oh I can’t go through
there all right I’m working to catch
up
just I mean I’m like right behind you
guys
okay all right I don’t like the fact we
just got that
chest there’s a mush
[ __ ] come with the
taint you thre your Dynamite into the
water
a
a no
do we want to check this other area up
here
nope
yep Oh Lordy they coming I tried to
anyways
chest yep there’s one over here too
squid
okay acceleration on a bow is
stupid
yes keep firing
I do we want to go back to that door the
gates been beaten
or we would have to find where the other
entrance was so n let’s go potion Supply
is no more and it will be a long time
before the witches recover from this
blow the AR potions have been
gone look he’s got a lot of breweries
all right
244 arrows hit nice all right what do we
got what do we got give it to me give it
to
me give
[Music]
know I’m an idiot all right let’s see uh
I don’t want the Rob and wizard
hat or the scatter bullet
I’m all the Harvester is neat I have a
kameha
okay and there goes that clearing out
gear
okay luxury bro what you
got [ __ ] all
yep actually
maybe 35 30 second cool
down eh not worth it
um yeah I’m good to
go we
didn’t
a so how do we get
it there’s something we’re missing
somewhere oh yeah they’re always
well I just upgraded my soul
damage do we need to do it at a higher
level and like the
maximum to prove ourselves the best
there ever was no no we just have you
there specific spot not just finding
Dem
oh
so all
right to the John Waters
Woods the all right yeah yeah let’s go
why must you guys come in force before
I’ve had a chance to gather
Souls oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
oh yeah just give me the souls give me
the souls give me the souls this is just
kind of overkill on
them we appropriate let you know
difficulty CH over here guys yep on my
way over thank
you sexy Randall the feral wizard
what are we looking for I’m trying to
follow the direction ah unless you pull
it up how to do it you’re not going to
know I see
hot stuff coming
in oh you teleported to me yeah yeah
unless I say I found it don’t teleport
to me
oh I was trying to catch up with the
cool kids yeah unfortunately you just
made it harder I was going to teleport
up to you to just undo all the
backtracking I oh
I got a potion of anabolic
steroids than for
you uh do we want to take that other
path to the South
okay we’re just three dudes going
through the
woods nothing everything there’s nothing
suspicious we got a crapload of TNT
guys I killed him
uh we do not want to go into that door
no we don’t need
okay should I teleport to you or
no okay I’m teleporting on over
okay
blasting
okay is that musical note coming from
your bow yeah I believe it
is which is an elder Rich horror but
also a tender
musician you what’s your Mele
spot
uh 33 to 53 no no no no what is it not
what that thought uh level
23 is it a unique sword is it a common
dagger what is it oh it’s a diamond uh
sword unique
okay I say what is it not what stats are
well here’s the power level that’s the
St
is a comprehensive
answer except I said not the stats I get
that are we looking for the Enderman no
okay what are we looking
for we are looking for a specific
location Miss on the map
okay is there a description we can have
of this
location except for the fact that due to
the fact that the map rotates I don’t
know how good the directions are there
is a specific set of water
look
okay chug back some more
steroids that sheep had an axe
cool okay
okay I’m out of arrows
crap that means I am become
weak I’m a poor little baby man
ow did not have any arrows
damn okay
arrows
all
right here I am try to use my my soul
blast but no my friends Dove down first
got some me all
this lot more around
this do what I’m don’t follow me do not
follow you got
it I will stay here nestled with the
spider eggs Randy you can go with him I
will stand
guard I’m probably going to be doing a
full backtrack so there’s going to be
zero
content I mean it’s more content than
here
wait no it’s
not all right sorry nice spins
yeah so anyway all right well we’re
chilling out how’s everybody doing
what’s
up I P lovely Friday
and I am going to probably start doing
yard work why did why do I have multiple
cans of energy
drink are you sleep chugging again
yeah you know actively paying attention
to chat and so of like every now and
then glance over the chaos is down all
right cool so what’s up everybody how
you doing
yes down
chilling trying to find interesting
going on in your
lives like let’s let’s establish some of
that parasocial how y’all doing what’s
up uh no no no not
that I’m using words I may not be using
them right I don’t
know I’m trying to engage man just doing
something
yeah parasocial is bad oh it is okay all
right so none of that
then parachutes on the other hand those
are
fantastic anybody in the chat ever use a
parachute I
haven’t I don’t ever plan on doing so I
hate
heights I mean same here my biggest jump
off of a distance was like maybe 20 foot
I dove off of a cliff down into a river
it was fun
I it was also terrifying I think I did
the same thing off of a
bridge
mhm uh mine was like right down the
river from a bridge but it was an area
like it had about I want to say maybe a
5 foot spit of land at the bottom of the
cliff and then the water and a sharp
decline but like you had to go out
probably eight foot in an arc or you
were going to break a li I’m sorry man
but
no I mean I was like maybe 13 at the
time it was a while ago like doing that
now God no I just tumbled down the side
of the cliff like the world’s worst
Katamari oh cool Pat skydiving I I’ve
wanted to do that I’ve debated
that um I’m not a small dude so I kind
of have a paranoia that I’m I know that
it’s not the case but I have a paranoia
that like would overload the parachute
and then there’s nothing to help me and
I’m just like well this is
it this
is that is not something I like really
want to deeply contemplate but at the
same
time I’d love to just like dive out of a
plane just like screaming like that’d be
awesome in my head
I the ground being that far away
no it’s not the fall that’s the pro
that’s terrifying it’s the contemplating
the sudden
stop and the inescapability of it you
know I will never do it it in but it was
Unforgettable I believe that there was
um uh at
a oh what’s ter a theme park I went
to first first time I ever got onto a
roller coaster I was like Jesus I was I
think I was actually into my 30s before
I even touched a roller coaster um so
like when I was a kid at a County Fair
they had that thing that looks like a
freaking UFO and it just spins in a
circle and spins in a circle um I made
the mistake at age four of trying to sit
up while that was going on and I I
developed a degree of motion certain
from that point and so uh it’s in ads
for twitch all right well YouTube how
y’all
doing I’ll continue the story there I
just I don’t want to like leave twitch
out of it as
well all right just to my display
setting so it actually captures the
whole screen now oh that’s
good parachute deployed felt like an ex
kicked me in the nuts Jesus say I
believe
that I don’t think he heard you though
no but I’m still just like reading that
off like
oh stuck in
ads
yeah stupid
ads oh but they are advertising cookies
now oh Rey’s
cookies oh man you know YouTube You
could also get this quality content if
you dropped over on Twitch and you know
follow it over there I can tell twitch
to go Ahad and get on YouTube as well
it’s nothing personal on that or
favoritism to one platform or another
it’s just you know get that cross going
back and
forth there I don’t know what H to it
Quick Books Okay what
if Pizza yeah that’s how I am with pizza
too I solved the issue of future ads for
you
Pat at least for the month
anyways all right so anyway that the
okay first off the parachute deploy
kicking the nuts I can feel
that um so like but like I got on that
like whirly gig like UFO looking thing
and just it it really just screwed up my
equilibrium for years
and I had like a combination of fear and
just reflex nausea trying to hop onto
like at the thought of even getting on a
roller coaster it just it it no
no and
then I was hanging with a bunch of
friends at a theme park and they know
they’re like Sai come on you haven’t
been on a roller coaster I’m like no I’m
from the backwoods of Florida the
fastest we do is in a mud and truck out
in the Backwoods come on man like and
besides that’s just no no like okay look
dude this thing goes what like it was an
old wooden roller coaster and I was like
this goes like what 85 miles an hour
come on you driven faster than that for
longer than this ride come on man it’s
fine nothing’s going to happen here now
I found out after the fact that there
had been various accidents and part of
the track had been removed to deal with
that fact um that was neither here nor
there at that
moment and so they convinced me to get
on the roller coaster and honestly it
was a blast uh once I like you know we
got to the top of the hill and I’m just
sitting there I’m like oh God oh God oh
God oh God Crest the hill and just start
going
down and I don’t think I stopped
screaming the entire time but um it was
fun it was a good time I really enjoyed
it and uh that’s how I got over being a
little [ __ ] when it comes to roller
coasters all right Randy your
turn hold on I got to allow words
through because twitch thinks I don’t
care the twitch thinks I care about the
word [ __ ] and
junkie oh adrenaline junkie yeah
no I dig it
man I’m not so much doing that these
days I’m a lot more chill but continue
on without me wherever the where the
Ender creatur suppos be properly spawn
on this
map okay just keep moving forward y cuz
I can’t even teleport to you guys
oh oh just move forward complete the
game complete this level cuz I think
Randy has to pick the
levels oh because he’s the one hosting
the game
yeah all right
we will carry
on into the black
parade oh there now I finally teleported
to you guys hey
squidy oh that poor
sheep oh hi Randy thanks
Randy went to Hawaii and jumped off
water falls no no no
no no one’s climbed the waterf
naked after a rainstorm that was a good
time probably extraordinarily dangerous
to do though in retrospect
cuz you know heavy rainfall plus
waterfall probably not something you
want to climb the rocks
on would not advise
doing absolutely enjoy doing it though
one minute I’m standing behind Squid’s
musical
serenade and then I see he’s on the
other side of the freaking
map I’m [ __ ] like that uh do you want
you want me to just stay over by the
bridge Randy go catch up with him I can
stay by the bridge so you can teleport
here you can teleport to him
Randy I know but I have speed
boots and speed enchants and all the
enchants with how with how far away he
is I think
you
teleporting got me
kicked oh really well yes all right then
you want to
re reinvite him yep well he can’t see me
for whatever reason so he has
to make the game not
private went to Hawaii jumped off
waterfalls wanted to repel down but all
the slots were full so they made me take
the quick way you know what honestly the
quick way that that’s
solid all right uh if private game’s off
so you should be able to cut in
now honestly giveing the
choice apparently don’t teleport to me
actually okay can you teleport to
Randy I I am staying out of the way of
that
flailing
maybe I see it’s there’s something over
there you see on the map don’t
you uh
yeah like there’s a something H yeah I
see what you’re talking about there’s
another one further south from you
guys we are doing just fine thank
you trying to insinuate that maybe maybe
we
suck just complete the
level okay
these villagers are free from the clasp
of the illes all thanks to
you man there’s like nothing easy about
that
torment quiver interesting h brand the
legendary sword of proven Warriors and
also some
mushrooms I just what did I just get
what what is this uh you know I’ll take
Haw
brand oh that was what you gave me okay
yes thank you
clear out all this crap
loot so should I be the one to pick the
levels yeah and when you go to the map
there should be ones with ender eyes
those are the
location I’m not seeing any with ender
eyes though I am seeing d trials and S
cave and stuff like
that so you’re not seeing any with eyes
like AER Woods
no oh that would be
one we have to go through and kill
things um I don’t
know uh do you have other
no
no it’s on the far right you have to
drag the map over to the far
right it it shows
them right and then you should have like
a button or something you can hit to go
to the island
R there’s a Treet toop tangle I
see uh if you look at the top of the
screen Randy there’s Mainland Island
reals other dimensions
yes you can select
those
sure I have no idea what I’m doing I’m
just clicking on
[ __ ] what am I supposed to do
[Music]
never
mind all right we’re going to
hell your welcome awaits you in the
nether wases awaits you in the nether
wastes only ruins and Relics keep you
company as you race to escape the
seemingly endless
sprawl you’ll need to keep your wits
about you if you want to survive the
wastes interesting
okay and Squid are just running off
like yeah yeah death of Hell everybody’s
been here
before grew you
Pig ooh there just went half my health
I am also really liking it the blade
that you gave squidge it gave it rolled
with uh life
steel
nice like well that’s immediately
getting Max leveled
oh those are bombs they dropped that
hurt I’m walking through here and I’m
like oh nether quartz yeah wait
no y
give me your piggy
Souls oh
hey piglin
[Music]
armor I shall wait on squeee
now remember Randy you’re not playing a
blaze born you can’t go swimming in the
lava and
live is there supposed to be an Ender ey
here I have no idea I just chose
something that looked fun
okay Zeno and friends go to
hell
yep it’s kind of basically telling us
the future
yeah
ooh
okay I tried to hold them back
you actually did a pretty decent job
thank
you like no let the do not let the tntp
in
vain oh just cut the legs out from under
him do we not want to go in there I
don’t know well there’s more down here
so
yeah oh no this is the way so yeah we
want to go into that cuz that’s a look
like a mini dungeon or
something heck
yeah soon as I walk in Squid is already
killing the native
inhabitants and they took offense to
that
eh they’re
fine well I mean they’re not taking
offense anymore Randy you should
heal huh who what
okay it’s all cooked bacon
power
bow Place SP
see that immediately get rid of that
thing mushroom trees
there we
go one less blaz Spawner in the
world yes like I see blazes where’s the
spawner immediately go on the
hunt emeralds over here
thank you Randy wel I tried to hit my
healing item before you fell but that
didn’t
happen yeah it’s
fine it all worked out in the
end just over
here we just took out the blaze spawner
over there
[Music]
Emerald they taste like
green o that’s some nice fencing
looks like it was back
oh just Vault off got
it I’ve got your back
squid not that I think you need
it just swinging your
flail W ran off in search of the blaz
spawner he’ll be fine let’s cover his
back
okay
man this is reminding me of Diablo I or
no Diablo 2
Jesus what the hell bra
yep there go my
dogs Oh I thought that was in
game oh there’s nothing over here
oh I was I was trying
to I was trying to catch up to where you
were so I didn’t get yelled at for not
being nearby
just run up and just slash them with the
Scythe pretty
much you slash him with the slice I bash
him in the
face those mines keep appearing
Jesus yeah I’m going to sell those after
we get back oh you’re the one dro
those here I thought it was the piglins
doing
it okay nothing here though I do like
the
architecture what they expect to happen
from that
death which is kind of what did
happen it’s not the one they
intended you feel like a real boy now
with your sword I do thank
you I get to roll with my home and kill
things in melee combat
blow my wad since I know we’re getting
close to the
end I
don’t I kind of feel like this is not
fair do
what they got absolutely
obliterated oh
yeah all right I have got to take a
couple
dinner Jesus Christ what yeah his sight
does a
Lot F we missed 1% of
enemies all right luxury Merchant what
you got you got [ __ ]
all I mean a decent level you know what
actually I’m going to take that sorry
doggo
you’re getting
replaced with
Winamp see piglin
armor power bow nice but
no
okay super llama
mystery
imersion you know what what do we got
random
artifacts
okay welcome Backes
yeah screw the scatter
mines all
right hello fellow robe
Bearer hello
I mean we can try going back to the
creeper
Woods well but if she doesn’t have the
ender eyes appearing they’re not going
to
be okay
um we could go to the Redstone mines it
looks like there there’s a merchant
there we haven’t gotten
[Music]
all
right Sarah you going to gain
levels or you going to
die probably both there are unsettling
Rumblings in the mountains of the
Overworld whisper mountains of the over
building something Dreadful far beneath
yeah
this reminded me a lot of Dragon Age
Inquisition the red that is so much
Redstone dude uncover the
truth I’m coming
Sarah
Sarah oh I’m used to Sarah being the one
in
green hey you’re up
squid
booah all
right we’ll Venture
forth this is just like my Dwarf
Fortress
we can’t hear Randy
yeah we cannot hear Randy at all well we
can hear him but he’s really
quiet holy I got it I got
it like I hear him in the back
exuberantly
shouting I totally like you walk that
there we
go
supplies okay
what’s up
[ __ ] the old Rich
blast I’m
dead no you’re
not we’ve got you
just don’t get hit by a mine
cart those
hurt I almost get run over
same all
right there we
go
uh-oh they’re mobile
explosives that ry’s just like I’ll take
it
okay life is just really really
overpowered yes thank you wild Dad thank
you for the Bitties and all that awesome
stuff and just for being you
evoker more like a
bitcher evoke these nuts there we
go ow
trying to clear no space so you can get
back
up pick him up
Sarah that wasn’t
me
gotcha
Randy what heal
good
man
damn I don’t know what blew up in my
face but it blew up
Sarah don’t stand mine cart
tracks oh that’s bad that’s bad that’s
bad
getting some space
cleared
okay
okay villager is good
Now where’s the thing we have
to we got them all for this area the
there’s a merchant we have to find
okay can’t roll across
that got
it emeralds over
here
coming thank
you
o well at least I got my be thing down
oh man oh oh
man eat El blasty
fers the treasure swine
I will admit that the Scythe is slightly
overpowered it’s
fine I don’t even think I’ve maxed it
out yet either
[Applause]
okay where’s the uh make sure we don’t
leave
yeah he’s over there he’s over there on
the side
blacksmith I’m not going to say it all
I’m going to say is America the motion
picture is a fantastic
film all right so the rumors are true
the illers are building a dreadful forge
under the mountain
oh hey what’s up
soie yes Minecraft
yo so we have blacksmith now who lives
over here what does he offer luy
Merchant ain’t got [ __ ] he allows you to
upgrade an
item uh excuse you hold
on homie buddy pal
up a it’s only the basic items though
wait no only what’s in your
inventory okay wait hold on
okay that case what if I do like this
and then go
sh then let’s do like
that
okay oh
complete missions on default difficulty
or
hire
okay mainly missions to reach and defeat
the arch illager on default defeat the
Archer
so I can’t upgrade until I complete
missions
no wait what I can’t get it
back
no you have to go on without it
I have lost my command I have no
armor that sucks for you all right well
let’s rock boys and
girls all right so we need to get three
missions one on default
difficulty who wants a uh fire
BR I’m good
yes fine one yes I’m accepting hold on
all right I had to get
armor no no armor you assumed it would
just upgrade
automatically run naked into the woods
like a real man like the Vikings of the
ore
no I don’t care if you need arrows it
did
not even count me buying it so I am
naked it’s okay you’ve got an
overpowered side right yeah I still got
overpowered
side and let’s be real you were going to
wind up dying at some point anyway right
I picked up mercenary armor guess what I
have armor again
[Applause]
just harvesting Souls as I
go catching up to the pile of
corpses all right I don’t have my
Kamehameha
crap you see what I have
though you have a lot of
TNT wait just it’s I he tell it’s
dynamites oh
God there is no God only
B where am I what’s going on what
the what the
hell it just teleport
yeah cuz I fell under the
ground I’m
in that ground lit me on
fire yeah
unfair
ax why couldn’t it set Randy on fire CU
he rolled over it no I mean when I
stepped into it why couldn’t it set him
on fire a cuz I the skill issue on your
end you’re
right I’ll get
better oh God
this is why I follow the eldri
monstrosity oh that ELD just want
TR you guys are so worried about Randy I
thought you were getting rid of the
scatter mines I did get rid of the
scatter mines who drops SC
mines I drop bees
now I like my women like I like my
coffee in the
freezer uh I mean
no I was going to go covered in
these also I don’t keep my coffee in the
freezer but it is
ground
yeah more out of convenience I prefer
grinding it myself
okay we are just carving a
path treasure
Pig oh just leaving me behind but you
did
oh
crap I I’m sorry squidge I still got it
stuck in my head that you are purple cuz
that’s what you were at the start of
this I thought it was Sarah hanging
further back and I’m like it’s fine
she’s low
level yeah through the area we’ve
already
cleared I mean you you didn’t run off
into the middle of combat in places we
haven’t been you’re not
Randy oh
no I know what that
did bring it to
me let’s go
nothing to worry about treasure Pig
treasure Pig
Dead We have got a freaking managerie
traveling with
us uh these skeletons were Enchanted by
fiery aspect
that’s what the
hell there seems to be like a blacksmith
shop over
here yeah there’s also stuff we got
activate all the way back here
yep overload the cores
a just teleport
me there we
go was there anything in that room back
there I didn’t see
anything
okay I don’t know’s down here though
nothing
or did you not explore that room squid I
did not explore this room
okay this totally doesn’t look like a
trap
no this looks like a place where only
fun and Candy gumdrops come from
very
kind it’s very kind of them to spawn in
the exact same spaces over and over
again C
I did not check up
here
NADA yes yes yes
alarm the British are
coming get their asses k
you know you do sound kind of like him
with that voice mod
on I’m like catching up just in time to
see Randy and Squid just Slaughter
through
everything Miss May
that’s just how we do right
squid Mo [ __ ] himself because he
didn’t have
armor I immediately got
armor I had faith in [ __ ] yourself
Pace off
apparently take that how you want it
chat I don’t
care now just remember
if you [ __ ] yourself first the enemy
can’t do it for
you don’t know how that one makes sense
but now these are some nice expansive
Minds I’m just catching up to hear the
dying screams of
people following I don’t know
what you guys are just blindly following
me following squid as he goes on a
campaign of murder and blood
out
oh sub
tunnels so glad you went on without
us well I mean you know I decided to you
know not just blindly follow you for a
second yeah but you didn’t tell us you
were going in there
either oh my oh my oh my okay
I just heard a dog
Yelp definitely couldn’t be mine I have
llama something tells me squid went
through here
so many Souls I can’t
use but it’ll be worth it because it’ll
be
upgraded
yeah what’s that green glowing thing
thing oh there right that’s a dropped
item
oo that’s a neat looking chest
somebody’s pet just walked through wall
but I’m just now on
fire if you want to just teleport
squidge yeah that’s what I’m
doing I hear the r
I’d come back for you but a there we go
I’m
down those stupid bomb pillars get me
every damn
time looks like we might have another
sub tunnel over here yeah we do
all
righty just follow the Carn Anda uh
Carnage and
Chaos yep that’s what I’m working on
gold
chest but it’s spicy
[Music]
and teleport to somebody
yeah that’s what I’ve had to do in the
past what walking around in circles no
wolf how you doing
why keep get stuck and have to teleport
like me
yeah and
twin all right man look at that rare
blue
stone it’s like Redstone but blue
there’s a reason we all
wait oh no
squidge oh no oh I’m
coming I’m coming buddy oh
[ __ ] the cor got me
heal yourself guys teleport in
dead you’re
dead we got him we’ll take him down
we’ve got this guys come on with the
power of teamwork and these swords and
weapons we
took oh no ah
I will take my butt cheeks on fire other
than that thing other than getting
blasted
yeah I’d rather indulge the grounds foot
fetish then take load to the face I pick
a bunch of arrows to the face
coming you’re
up go get on in my mighty
SI I mean he’s not really yours he
doesn’t belong
to
okay anything over there is it all
clear let’s get the hell out of here is
destroyed the war machines of the illes
have been smashed that’s a mod I want to
see from Minecraft war
machines I it probably
exists I use two health
potions all right
Sor give me a sec I want to check
through my loot first now no no okay I’m
sorry give me give me a sec to go
through my loot man
granted most of it I’m just like
ditching but
still cuz it cannot compare to the hawk
blade I compare to my Scythe that’s is
just
stupid I have my armor back now no no
you have to complete three
missions luxury Merchant you ain’t got
[ __ ] oh we’re going to another one
you’re taking too
long
okay and I also don’t know if we don’t
get the items back if we lose them uh
that’s a good point we can’t until we
get those
back oh
yeah so I’m just like now we’re getting
our items
back all right let’s blaze on guys y
well they were not happy about
existence oh dear
you eldrich
[ __ ] oh my
God feel the unforgiving light oh wait
wait who oh up there
thank
you you’re welcome I was doing what I
could to keep him off
you I’m also out of arrows oh
no move it was a wall
trap side I’m back here
oh thank
you find the gold
key okay
we got him
Randy yeah we also came in the other
side
nice ow
screw
okay I just roll oh
no there’s a saw blade right here
squid
okay uh which direction do we go
this is a
door this is yet again reminding me of
Diablo
I kind of at that
point well I mean we’re looking we’re
trying to find a tomb in the desert come
on no we are in the desert to
um yeah I can’t get you just
yet hopefully you can get her fairly
quickly yep
carving my way
through thanks guys
well we have to defeat everything
first ah Mission unlocked lower
Temple all
right treasure Pig
treasure Pig did not know what the [ __ ]
just
happened treasure Pig’s like I’m just
having a
plate chest over
here chest over there
come back to let your llama
heal oh my llama does it need to heal
doesn’t
he oh
well he’ll be fine there you
go as long as I have souls I can
heal
okay h
have Ashley ye bony bastard
good
Lord yeah that one was a [ __ ] ow as I
was going
to I got you buddy
okay that was
interesting power dark a
path I’m am going to be extremely sad if
I ever had to part with this
sight you will eventually cuz you’ll get
something
better listen here you
[Music]
if you guys want to teleport to me to
save yourself the walking
time or
not well but there are emerald and
things that we would have teleported at
okay oh
man this seems excessive
ominous no the green
torches I got stuck on a
bush I’m coming for
you I got your
[Music]
back more
this all right you
staming
no oh St yeah no I couldn’t think of um
inappropriate thank
you [ __ ]
you no wonder you don’t get laid
still down
yep pull
back no you you no [ __ ] you in
particular freaking zombie
Lord uh how’s everyone on Arrow fighting
I have N I am fine on
arrows well
have you tried not getting
hit that’s an excellent
call try not
Su no um I
haven’t I didn’t realize it was that
easy it
is once you two realize that you don’t
have to suck you can be as good as
me I’m that’s a great place for that to
happen oh
God I’ll I’ll hold the line you get them
up oh God I am up
no I tried to hold the line
it don’t matter I’m coming for
you
right I held the line long enough for
you guys get up come back here I’m
back Randy it’s the opposite of coming
back it’s advancing
shove them off the
walls there are a lot of am this was at
a higher difficulty level too wasn’t it
yes this was actually technically above
our
power R
oh does mean more
[Music]
experience uhoh
there’s yeah he’s on me
I got you oh I am dead I’m
coming all right going after the
lch this is too Target Rich of an
environment
okay treasure
Pig no treasure
Pig treasure
bacon oh yes treasure bacon
indeed oh it’s fine I’ll just stand here
and watch from the spider web
thanks
[ __ ] oh God
okay so what happened like did an entire
city die and they’re like let’s put them
all in the same hole in the ground
yep cuz seeming what it’s like he guys
missed a lot of enemies back
here and
M take taking care of a lot of enemies
over
here
guys dwellers
okay lot of emeralds back down
here Grim armor
interesting walk little armored
okay let’s
go fetch his St okay now that’s this is
a family
stream at what point did we say this was
ever a family stream just
now been say don’t activate your stuff
yet what
stuff you’re
artifacts what
artifacts all right
by all I have is a llama in my swinging
card
get okay
I would have laughed my ass off if you
just got creamed by a bunch of enemies
in here after screaming get [ __ ] I
wasn’t in front I was in front I was in
front
oh there’s a lot of
colors I was the one who was up front
and center I would have laughed even
harder in that case if you ran in and
Randy died because a bunch of enemies
came at
you that would have been even more
using all right that’s two missions in
the bag one
morec St is destroyed once again the AR
we can do it Randy one
more let me go check the blacksmith and
make sure it’s actually registering
those okay because I check the Min with
the
[Music]
Earth mine says two out of
three so I’m
good I need one more mission
I’m
sad you sh
me what’ you put in there
Sarah my armor what armor did you
have oh never
mind would you like a green witch’s robe
and hat
actually yeah uh
Sarah I I will give you a green witch’s
robe okay
cuz I also have a double blade if
somebody wants that actually
wait
actually you can now be
a although my ninja armor is apparently
okay desert temple o i can unlock a new
villager you guys ready yep uh one
sec yep I’m ready
[Music]
I got
a low Tech Darth Maul
blade just waiting on
Sarah you also have eight seconds that
junk all that junk inside your
trunk High block hols
let us wreck that
[ __ ] wait is this where the arch illager
is
based oh [ __ ] oh we’re getting ready for
that
yeah like the mission after this we
would go
after
a I mean it’s up to you guys whether or
not we do
that cuz you guys would get your stuff
back so many enemies
I’m I’m catching up I’m right behind
you rise
friend we will make them pay in their
pixelated blood
ah
ow coming no I’m fine I almost
di in your
faces nothing on this side room
oh I wish I had my
soul
blast you have It upgraded after this
yeah all sidge ah
I think everything’s
dead
[Music]
okay okay we are clear down here
shut how thought you go back to your
giant
Throne screw your
crossbows all right what oh there’s more
of
you okay
me
too oh God I just shatter the shield in
one
hit
coming yep
all right let’s
continue oh
glid what I just I was watching their
health no
nothing back here okay coming back you
guys as win
teleport
oh okay I have arrows
again sah
here take those
S
oh weather
effects that’s how you know it’s getting
serious there’s a storm
outside it’s started raining and it’s
not playing the main Team
guys why do I hear Boss
music what do you
say hey guys it started raining and
there’s an pipe organ playing are we in
trouble I got the
key I am Behind Enemy Lines
I am the enemy L train
[Music]
now
okay I am working on making my way to
you
okay where do we use this damn key
you think they know where we went
no
okay I have no idea where you guys are
so I’m just going solve that with a
little bit of
teleportation I’m not even sure that’ll
work got
him just call squid and I little
Timmy what we fell in the
well sounds like ry’s having a good time
no that was squitch oh no that was squid
I just saw that as I said it like oh
wait
come on Winamp get some
healing did you call your llama Winamp
yes destroy the buffet on
it oh yeah that’s oh my God that was the
day the universe ran out of ammo
all those
chefs oh there’s a merchant back here
yeah that’s probably the one we want to
save
uh we were on the other side of that
okay uh you guys catch up with squidge
I’m going to try and go back and get the
merchant long as I can get the merchant
I can teleport back to you guys
running through the swamp there’s a
golden key I am coming
back are you getting the
merchant did you most likely need the
key to get the merchant uh no we took
the we actually went around where the
key was used
oh
yes because I can then go up use the key
anyway and run back
in are you ready
Noe no no no yeah I’m I’m coming I am
hoping can I come in with a save oh God
that’s more
enemies
yes all right I’ve got an invisibility
potion just come on let me get up
here oh come on
on I got
Dar oh get some on Sarah I’m not Sarah
you shouldn’t have been fighting you
should have been getting us up yeah I
had to use my health potion to even try
and get somebody did you get did you at
least get the Villager yes good
Revenge Squad s
Revenge man would be a shame if
something happened to this fancy dinner
party oh we already broke
the ooh that’s a nice
fireplace all right let him go on
without me no I
waited can’t get me if I died down the
pit [ __ ]
anything in the side
room amies
yep I’m just going to keep hanging back
a little
bit lest I get cream
sickled and r and he’s just charging
ahead I’m
good are you
though
yeah I I like how this when this thing
heals it randomly picks
people
a did you just take my arrows Randy I
will give them back I will get let you
have
mine no Sarah or squid needs a
more how many do you have I have 160
Sarah has
three oh there we
go yes
oh so we are taking him on oh I yes we
are let’s do
this your reign of terror comes to an
end chuckle
nuts oh
[ __ ] just had to open your mouth someone
in his
guards it’s just you me and my gods
Robin Hood M tie was a fantastic
film common oh not
common now
coming all the electric stuff don’t
worry about it that’s mine
we have cleared out so many iller camps
worth of people at this
point oo yep I’m pulling back I am my
potion is gone
Randy
is oh
down oh God oh God no
no we have one team like left if we do
not do it at this point we don’t don’t
deserve to
[Music]
win heal
leave me
behind right the Archer escaped to the
ramp Parts press on hero you mustn’t let
him get away ah you fight him on the
roof of course I wish I’d say the
katana fighting on the roof in a
rainstorm against your arch enemy here
like come
on new Merchant
enchantment oh that’s
[Music]
nice
yes oh God
that’s hot oh that is so hot yeah come
to
Daddy
oh all right mechanical short bow um
look man it’s it’s been good but uh
subwing heals
allies does the enchanter new D that
over
here ah there he
is good deal and that also lets me get
my enchantments back without scrapping a
item that I could then upgrade later
fantastic okay
so what you guys need one more to get
your stuff
back it didn’t take any of those because
she has to be
on the correct
difficulty oh the piglin Merchant’s now
open by the
way oh where’s
the this way
sorry hold
on I mean I see the direction you’re
going so I’ll check down
there what the hell is this ancient
hunt yeah you
are I don’t have anything
okay oh that’s the trade-off with the
enchant Smith it requires
gold um let me see where is the piglin
merchant
at
uh ancient hunt okay
worry about that
later I have no idea where the mer
is yeah I’m not seeing a pigin merchant
Randy yeah I I might have been
dumb I think you were
Dum son’s Grace as a
mace oh my God that also heals allies in
the
area uh yeah
yeah because I can
then as much as I love you dual blade
you were
fun put this beast
on now my bow will heal people and my
mace heals people
that is awesome and I just got an
upgraded phem of regenerate it now heals
296
oh I see it has to have the missions
okay because it takes that much time to
M do the missions
okay you have to complete three missions
for it to finish the process of the
blacksmithing well it depends on
yeah it would say what difficulty has to
be
on adventure difficulty does it say
Adventure or Adventure or
hure difficulty
or
H um
think let’s wrap this
up oh Adventure is
actually so we actually have to beat it
because we are currently on
default
uh so for her to complete it on
adventure we would have to defeat the
arch El and it’s doing it at that higher
difficulty because you’re trying to
enchant an a
unique I was doing a low grade
item so do we want to do another one or
do we wrap up
stream I’m doing another one I don’t
care what you guys say it’s the last
mission yeah let’s just let’s just beat
this [ __ ]
go we’re going late guys ared un
intellig
Castle but he can’t
have make haste and fight your way
through to the highest all the arch iler
and his reign of terror Ends
Tonight oh
yeah so I think every arrow I hit them
with it does a burst
radius that heals whoever is nearby
that was
unintentional it’s all right I followed
you me
too I just fired an iller onto the
piston
gets to do the whole shebang again
yeah quickly let’s leave him
behind it’s like a bouncy
castle I mean it’s a it’s bouncy and
this is a castle
oh that’s right I have my Kamehameha
back yes it’s game time
[ __ ] oh I missed you
daddy missed you baby
SM My [ __ ]
Up the way is open yeah I’m stealing
that’s a good call
the beacons must be
left got it I’m on it buddy
the beacons must be lit the illagers
call for getting their [ __ ] wrecked
eat my power
beam pleas
clear oh that felt good that felt
fantastic blow your alad everywhere I
have not been able to do that in a hot
minute I feel great
coming back around
squid where is
he oh God oh God oh God
oh delicious Souls give them to
me
yes O soul
crossbow neat
blasting him in the face
okay he didn’t last that long nope no he
did
not elri
blast anything useful
anywhere
probably no I don’t have any more ELD
blast I’m just going to maaz him
yeah didn’t drop anything for me
alas do you have a golden maze now yes
it heals people when I hit things with
it check this out
oh squidge put on his Rob and wizard hat
you are Red
Mage
of we’re here
treasure
Pig treasure Pig
died what was that about you not being a
loot
Goblin I was I have shock no you’re Goin
while on the mini boss you’re like let
me go get the pig no I didn’t even fight
the boss I was fighting the boss okay my
shock wave is what killed
it yes I was on the boss the entire
time we have video proof of this no we
know it sounds like fake
news oh my God
okay nope not going that way that moment
okay
sers why is back
here no just checking that side
area uh I am out of arrows
okay anything up there well it shows the
path but it’s not open
all right
chuul pull
back
and give me more more power more power
another Redstone
gold two Redstone Golems I’m going to
keep smacking them that’s going to get
more
Health
ow oh God
switch get him
up no he he’s back up I don’t know what
the hell happened there I might Ste on
some
lava that doesn’t look good
anything down
there don’t
me evocation
robe okay
oh
no hello welcome to
hell I cleared them down on the BR
pot oh
I actually need to start saving my Souls
cuz I feel like we’re getting close to
the
boss what what you think
that gamer intuition
more
souls I’m leaving strings of lightning
everywhere
God this is a
sld
sorry it’s Sor right I’m good
all
right so glad I got the upgraded version
of this
yeah yeah we got the moving clouds down
at the
bottom nah boss is close man oh we’ve
got stairs uh-oh all right it’s go
time oh yeah stairs and an imposing ramp
part to
oh wait no that’s a red herring no no
it’s
not I just got knocked off like a
[ __ ] okay yeah no this is definitely it
all
right oh there’s a break in the map up
ahead point of no return oh dual jump
let’s
go come on [ __ ] where you at what what
where’s your laugh huh
you ain’t
hard there you
are eat my eldrich blast [ __ ]
face you s like a dying
cat oh dear
go right no boss it’s his second form
I’m
dead uh you could try help him
to now everybody else died already I
forgot this boss is this can be hard
yeah I I’d been dead for a
while don’t just stand watch the
patterns yeah don’t do not touch the
black
path I’m
caught I
can’t what the hell
okay oh yep I’m down
there you
go trying to go for squidge all right
you got
it oh I’m down I’m am I down I’m
down no don’t don’t wor about us make
sure you’re
alive I’m not going to be able to kill
him in the time we have left we have one
more
okay okay all right let’s do
this oh yep I’m down I’m out
Randy it’s up to
you incoming
beams
okay all right working on it working on
it working on
oh
[ __ ] this is the last
chance okay let’s
go right off the bat
really son of a
got you
srch nope I’m down yep I’m
down game over
no that is no near the hardest boss in
this type of
gaming I’ve had
much that escalated
quickly well I believe that means we
have
F yeah what
yeah
sorry well ladies and gentlemen thank
you for joining us this evening for this
uh unexpectedly lengthy stream playing
through Minecraft
dungeons um I don’t know if we have
enough hate boner to do this for one
more week or if we’re going to move on
to uh our next main one we’ll see how
that winds up
going if you did enjoy please like And
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is as I found apparently currently it is
gmt-4 because America is backwards as
[ __ ] and maintains [ __ ] daylight
savings
hatredy uh also on Wednesdays I’m going
to be shooting for about 10:00 in the
morning Eastern time for us to go ahead
and have uh you know just some um
non-stream content uploaded currently
that is power wash simulator but uh
we’re going to try and have some other
things and a bit more variation of just
stuff that’s not the best for on stream
content you know you’re rambling I am
all right I think that’s all I got Randy
take over all right guys thank you again
for joining us on this Friday stream
hopefully I will be streaming a little
bit this weekend and again catch uh the
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Wednesday from Sai and the rest of the
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This video, titled ‘More dungeon fun in Minecraft Doungeons ! #minecraftdungeons’, was uploaded by Xenogius on 2024-04-13 02:53:59. It has garnered 61 views and 3 likes. The duration of the video is 04:11:08 or 15068 seconds.
More dungeon fun in Minecraft Doungeons ! #minecraftdungeons
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