EPIC Minecraft Factions Stream with CaptainRatty896! 😱

Beep beep okay okay I feel Bing what the freak man what police mons shoot that guy a lot of willpower right now put a pipe bomb in this guy’s mailbox find this guy tickle this y have you seen the show Primal have you seen the show I be making a police

Car I’m getting jumped please help me making the police police more I’m getting jumped please help me I’m 13 plus yeah oh forgot I sent that to Logan getting sniped how I hear your I’m getting J Logan look in your private messages you know sometimes I’ll just

Like punch my mic and stop working and I just like hit it again and I’ll work again I be making a police car sorry I just like hit my Toe I don’t like that you like what huh spit it out he doesn’t like cars he doesn’t like cars spit it out no I I don’t I don’t understand no you don’t like cars one of one of one of the turtles on the beach has like half a heart less

I I don’t like that oh it just has I don’t like those probably guys I’d be making a police car all of these omn man skins kind of look like a certain Carson let me do you want me to look for you oh the reason that the first person

Model looks weird is cuz you’re using a super high fov yeah so Ryan can you pick a number out of three two oh wait allit hold up hold up I have to find out the order first one two three all right pick again three all right so really really beat up Invincible or

Just normal Invincible really beat up down the no scan downloads is’s it update in the game immed no yo what the fart Whoa what the fart guys yeah what the fart guys I gota be PG no you can you can just just don’t be your normal self you just can’t say a certain amount of bad words hello Chris that the Minecraft moments but I oh my God why do you sound like Cen to me

What do not compare me to you’re not I mean I know you’re not kin but like it just surprised making a police guy be beep you say that one more time freak out Yeah yeah because vanilla Minecraft is ass hey Ryan I agree all right bro why is the phas clan symbol there hey Ryan yeah what’s up why is there stuff showing up on my screen why is your what like you mean your body no my I’m fine with

That oh I don’t know that 3D clouds oh I don’t have that stuff on this is a too overwhelming a potato I I think are you talking about like seeing your inventory Oh thanks Ryan yeah I hate that it it just gets in the way on my Minecraft popping down

Trees you can change like its location and the size and stuff yeah and it really only matter like you can turn it on and then for like if you need something hi Ryan where are you yeah in the me where your portal is tell me where your God why did I

Lower my f I’ll DM the cords in a second I just want to get my stuff back whoa no there’s a pig wearing my armor is it the video stuff yeah most people don’t apparently uh where where play mod so many times oh I’ll figure it out I’ll figure it out

The vo is in your head Chris being in an open large view is not a good idea oops I just took a screenshot on accident oh guys I found something I found something oh yeah I the mod that makes light level zero completely pitch black but you can disable

It maybe for like a minute so how long do we have until war is over or like War until everyone just gets in the game so I can’t run at the person that I’m seeing right now I mean like you could no one’s really stopping you guys I found a

Village oh I see a name tag oh wait Dylan do you want my cords where you wanted someone in guys there’s a canot I’m pretty sure that’s only thing on Bedrock Edition there’s a Pillager raid going on oh God they’re chasing me oh my microphone AIO is like off that’s

Why whoops they’re chasing me my cords done let me let me go up and deal with them my bad hello chat doing the F the found a house I found someone’s house yo that is my house can I say hi I found a little boy

Bro I’ll be real I dead ass don’t know what I’m doing someone help someone help this man out he’s over they’re over there okay see him um so download so you see the links in one of the channels I don’t really know which one it is oh yeah

Everything’s in so you download the fabricnet oops uh you to move it to the the Minecraft and you have to make a mods folder and it’s stupid wait what what uh what version of fabric is it 19 1.9.2 that’s the game version no that’s the game version the the fabric version

Is like 14 24 144 yeah well huh don’t kill it we do not want to start a raid yet I’m going to try to drown it oh kill it Do a Gavin did once and make a Google doc on what how to download mods he he made a Google doc on Pokemon Clover and how to download it it’s really Funny he’s not drowning so Bruno I might not know how to get out of this tunnel and it’s a water tunnel Logan do you have a mine uh no not like anything of dog out just been going through caves right now wait who am I with like what what

Whoever chooses you I guess yeah you can pick hold on this is really could you come down to the bottom of like the the mine thingy and uh so I can see your name cuz uh I I have no clue how to get out of here here you can try digging

Into the ceiling so you can just float up I see his name oh there they there okay thank you Jesus that was scary wants to claim me that’s not good cuz that’s that’s just fully you can join me and Dy okay were you will are are you

Onan uh I’m just not attacking Logan yeah I’m not going really want to make that a battle I don’t know why is this house cover surrounded in lava world generation is kind of weird Ryan where are you in the nether apparently oh okay I’ll was just wait until you get out Gussy poo Jesus wait because of how annoying it is in Cav just SCP mine inste I’ll be right back hey Logan can I follow you I’m just the Cobblestone right now so you’re not going to gain anything but sure I guess and then once Devon’s in we can start War

Right yeah I guess I mean you could if you wanted to you could just go kill us right now but I don’t have any you’re de Devon do you need a help yeah probably I I downloaded essential all right yeah so did you have to move uh Logan do you

Have to move essential to the mods holder yeah yeah oh okay wait did you say you’re going to help him yeah I can Logan will okay either you help him Logan knows what he’s Logan’s the Minecraft modder ow I’m getting shot at oh God I’m getting shot at

Ow all right uh screen oh uh you guys should probably go into another VC for this I’m I died so that wait dlan you’re in the world right what I getting shot at everyone’s here and then we got to wait for uh my God shot so ow

Ow ow damn you found all the nether biomes what the [ __ ] there’s only four oh there is I thought there would be more I’m not going to lie it just seems like more cuz traveling in the nether sucks yeah right I’m going to try have to wait for

Day yeah I mean I’ve been in the nether since like like an hour and a half ago pretty much or hour ago he’s been in there since I joined did you ever get your [ __ ] back from when you died or no oh yeah I’ve died like three times now I haven’t been paying

Attention got it found something good though Oh crap dude how are you locked on to me you’re like 30 blocks Away I mean yeah it is pretty hellish but like the mobs are [ __ ] they go like ballistic are we speed running this like Jesus I was that was my plan but I didn’t really I I was doing that two hours ago yeah brain they’ve been in this SW

For a while I don’t think they’re speed running I made I have made like no progress to be honest within those like I got ir and I went to the nether I guess it was like okay but I found lapis before I found I’m dead there’s no way I live

No no climb oh okay oh [ __ ] he’s dead as [ __ ] this is difficult like stay inside you’ll be safe Dude that creeper just locked onto me from like 3 miles away I mean you could wait till day but it’s up to you Ryan where do you live I have a home yet I kind of just went to the nether Oh I thought you were talking about like

Where I lived in real life no yeah no I just live in a in a 18 minute probably not even like 18 minutes away from a recent house 5 minutes away from my old house yeah exactly Ryan what’s your current location uh uh your house right behind you wait a

Minute oh [ __ ] there’s a wither skeleton I’m low me when I die no I would never do that I’m in loot l funny cuz I would do that trying to make a [ __ ] pathway yo shotgun will used to be on Teens React oh my God he’s that guy he’s that

Kid if you ever thought they look no yeah I know exactly who you’re talking about that’s hilarious what the [ __ ] I I know that’s the craziest thing heard all day dude I didn’t even believe believe it at first cuz like they seem just written they seem just like completely different Yeah but I like I could see it that’s funny like they look similar but like I mean it’s also like a long ago so yeah but like to think he start on teens reacts and now he’s making music videos about blowing up the white house I ran out fire

Resistance I don’t really want to be you okay I’m safe guys in the eye of the tornado I ain’t safe nowhere There goes a Pickaxe where are those cords to again I’m not there anymore hold on wait no way Bruno you need to come back something cuz I’m in the middle of the ocean Bruno come come can I join you I thought you were already on team I’m going to be honest I’m not

Really I thought you were Logan though oh no I’m just like at his area right now oh I mean it’s up to you uh yeah Bruno Bruno look at My Stream and look what I just found and this is under our base also Gallow look it if you want

To you’re far yeah but you you need to come back like if if you can box up and look at what I just found Chris can I join you yeah sure if you want you you’ll see my records on my screen dude I watch I’m going to have a big team okay

Yeah wait wait that’s not very fair this is very fair then I can be on my own team that’s probably not very fair either I’m what 4 V3 I mean yeah honestly I think it’s pretty even honestly well Devon’s going to be here too oh deon’s going to be here too we

Could have a 4v4 or we could have a 5 V three three what one really to H doesn’t really matter I think I think uh if we get netherite it’s going to be painful regardless yeah I was going to say you guys have like the advantage so

Not really I haven’t found anything to be fair you guys already have like a base and [ __ ] no Brian doesn’t oh well Brian uh [ __ ] Dylan I’m going to get over to where we are and then I’m going to tell you at the coins oh did you whisper the thing

To me no I have just look at my stream you’ll see where my like you’re not streaming I’m streaming oh oh oh wait oh oh oh yeah have the flint and steel oh here we go so if you go there you’ll see a mushroom Island like around

This General location if you have to sail though do I not have the grav I have to sail I got yeah you’re going to have to make a boat and sail it’s not very far though it’s okay do you have better Stu I have nothing I mean look where I am on my

Stream I’ll have some good stuff soon BR got diamonds I might find some down here got full netherite I almost just actually [ __ ] like would have perished if that thing kept hitting me I really don’t hope I really hope I don’t die to this I really hope I don’t

Die to this oh you’re in the negatives no I’m not thank you I mean my y coordinate isn’t my last coord is see [ __ ] was that I feel like I want more than two teams though so I think I’d rather have a 2v like 4ish instead of a 4v4

Or we’re going to have to figure out how to split this I mean teams of three and then me and Dylan could just be a team of two I guess if she Want yeah cuz every time we have a team I feel like it always ends up like really uneven yeah so like having CU I think only eight players can play I don’t think anyone else is going to play anyway like four teams of two but oh God that’s already

Impossible yeah so I think three teams having like two teams of three and then Dylan you want to be at a disadvantage What’s the diff disadvantage it’s going to be probably a 2v3 like there’s going to be two other teams that have three players and it’s going to be us to it’ll be

Fine okay we ball all right dlan I’m a bit far away yeah also like kind of left SP a little all right I will make the World Trade Center okay will all right Dylan there you go well I’m kind of like I couldn’t achieve the World Trade Center in um

That Bedrock will achieve it here I just like stay separated for a little bit and then we find stuff and then establish an area where we meet up for a bit just damn it heard it fall I don’t know where it went that’s actually not good this is the one I

Like oh [ __ ] thank you dolphin Chris I have a dolphin so now I’m going to swim faster all right why you swimming why did you just make a bat yeah what I don’t know okay interesting W strats I got a lot of stuff I’m probably going to have to make a

Boat now did you get to the little other island with the Shipwreck uh think so hold on I see my [ __ ] guy in the corner how do you turn off the little dude in the [ __ ] corner of your screen I hate this [ __ ] I have no idea it is just the Depths oh no oh no what what happened died I’m waiting for the Bruno streaming in chat all right you said it’s spawn huh oh I guess you guys are might be in the in a cave he was far from our base so you create a boat you need

A I found wood oh as [ __ ] I love deep slay iron ore it takes [ __ ] 10 billion years some iron get some chicken I found I found what I get some chicken or some steak chicken chicken Stak I had chicken last night I am oh dude yo damn Logan is not edging to

My not yo is my internet dying or no no that was that was the holy [ __ ] good cuz like I just teleported just because someone joined that’s why yeah I don’t know why it does that oh Deon are you in the world oh yeah you are

Yeah okay hold on all right wait so so we want to do teams of three I guess what brightness see now where did I [ __ ] spawn on holy [ __ ] what is it in the middle of nowhere there’s a few Islands pretty close by but they’re probably outside the render

Distance I’m making a drug Market say cartel go up the cartel no no I’m not I’m not killing I’m just um like myor I do that on the regular your fav guess 200 kilos of cocaine um let’s just say I’m going to be transporting that I don’t know oh hey I see you

Yeah oh hey over this way is where my house Is all right so teams to go [ __ ] crazy oh I made it so that mobs are able to see you from like significantly farther away so do not be in an open space in the cave at night you will get jumped yeah like I did like nine fing

Times oh yes this is what I need hey yo oh my business is going to be booming soon oh thank God oh my Lord I can I can fish I can eat fish yes kill these oh wow Jesus I need up air I need air yo thank you let’s

See isn’t it an iron pick isn’t it iron pick I’ll be Mak no [ __ ] clue where I am theyy police wait did you get to the base almost there all right to the land I guess I should say is it daytime or night time out there it’s son’s about to

Think yeah it’s about s my [ __ ] god I’ve been in this damn cape for like a whole day the [ __ ] Chris you’re playing Minecraft my business I’m streaming I’m streaming I know I know I know that video is so funny I have it on my phone Devin let’s just say if you need

Something um to calm you down I I’m here I’m like a Buddhist remember we can live in peace or we can fight I swear to I want to fight to be honest I don’t really want this peace stuff it’s kind of boring yeah I mean PE is kind of

Whack not gonna lie I like PE For you literally you literally don’t want to see me when I’m angry then I could feel the demons coming waitan are you’re not able to set it’s like two people need to sleep or whatever yeah hang on I can what this shit’s so dark holy [ __ ] what did I find

Until like one person needs to sleep or really yeah hang on there’s just a creeper I found like a statue that Mod’s called true darkness by the way it makes zero light level completely pitch black but you can turn it off that’s whack I

Like it is it a little p is it like a [ __ ] Island yes it’s a mushroom Island if you go to the pause men on mods you can see is that Jesus is that Jesus Jesus that Jesus Christ himself found another Island yo yeah guys look out look out oh okay hang on

Oh wait Chris is it islands like with mushroom trees yes it’s a mushroom Island yeah but have regular trees as well probably I’m I’m not on the we’re going to have to figure out how to organize teams cuz there’s too many of us to like all be on one te me and we

Going to be on team yeah I think there should be one more team instead of just two people like two teams okay Logan did you make it so zombies have more Health hang on agressively oh yeah that that’s the thing as well okay this is

Bad so Ryan what up you know how like teachers in like Middle School say that like like certain stuff won’t fly in high school in middle school this [ __ ] won’t fly all right I made there so one person have has sleep billion all right don’t worry I was

Smart I to find I’m over a th000 blocks away now make stronger as well I don’t even think our base is like a th000 blocks away why are the skeletons so tanky Jesus oh they’re going to take so much longer to burn wait how are you uh it

Shouldn’t be increasing by this much I don’t why what happen they like 56 Health now how about you learn how TR a little bit Yeah but like weren’t you at our base just now you just asked if it’s a mushroom Island let me check what I set it to change it to

Not so anyway today my AG teacher as a kid if his parents were siblings because he bent a pipe in half looking it should only be by 5% every hour what the oh I’m [ __ ] dead it’s not letting me click back on Minecraft it’s not letting me [ __ ] click back on

Minecraft okay [ __ ] this game man what the [ __ ] turn I I was just banished from [ __ ] clicking back on Minecraft dude I clicked on it clicked on Minecraft and it clicked me back into disord all right it’s not going to affect any currently existing mobs but what is this

Screenshot this doesn’t help he he’s I think he’s having a gamer moment dude you’re so close to our base oh [ __ ] you can literally see the the Mushroom Island from Spawn oh so that’s what okay I’m going back I to [ __ ] s over there now [ __ ] damn it

Dude I was I I [ __ ] tab out to look at the Ms and I’m getting raped by a [ __ ] spider I can’t [ __ ] click back on the game take it [ __ ] Dam you can’t a big chunk of my my toenail just came off even big Chun up your what

My toenail just came off no no wait what was know that we get that real quick it kind of sound like a start with an N God is there [ __ ] like water physics what the hell is this I’m going to start tweaking bro someone jerking off into the essential servers dude I’m getting

Like teleported that’s just you yeah oh no I teleport just now but it’s not as bad as no like every few like every like minute I keep like getting teleported back that’s a you thing this W be crazy what the hell is my mean get away from here get away

From here get away from here you you stupid little pimp H oh I see the island cuz I’m in Island Boy wait Chris go to the island I could probably like pick you up and bring you to where I’m just swimming hey Brody with the gang gang SL the words that are me when I am a bro to the game let that man cook word word word oh the [ __ ] word word I I actually this game makes me want to die sometimes when it doesn’t let me tab back into Minecraft so I get eaten alive by a cames

Fider me when I use that 1800’s English bro thinks he’s Shakespeare press in game for a second huh press C in game why no it just Zooms in oh why’ you what okay why you you need me to zoom in though oh if you scroll while Zoom then you can change

The emount by the way so you can zoom in really far wow you can see down to the [ __ ] pixel huh no no come come back my he has to he has to come home I also have to get to my base and hopefully get my [ __ ] without dying

Bruno I’m in Hot Pursuit of you oh I guess we can start killing each other now yeah like wild [ __ ] dogs oh okay like wild [ __ ] animal yes look to your right Chris look to your right I know I I said that I see you um I’m going to I’m

Now I don’t really know about anyone else but I’m going to only fight in selfdefense for now cuz cuz I don’t really have anything good I’m going to [ __ ] murder you okay all right how do I turn this off just for now how do I turn off the

Darkness uh so you go to your mods list yes and then you search for True Darkness um you click on it and you at the top right there will be a little button with the three lines and then you click that myass I’m following Bruno bro where are we going where we

Going right now oh my God why can you break that yeah thank you get my [ __ ] exploration group zero you go explore I’m going to go get my crap my [ __ ] no it’s not I don’t want no it’s not that I don’t want him on the island it’s that we’re like making teams

And if there’s one too many person in a team and it’s unfair you know since it’s only eight people it’s also kind of boring yeah if there’s two teams and one has like a massive number and is like three then you know oh my [ __ ] god why is my [ __ ]

Over the [ __ ] man like you don’t have to like fight them but like I don’t want like uh Bren can you come here uh uh okay uh yeah I have no clue how I was even over there come over here hey right here see me hello can you break through this

Wall yeah I think my stuff yeah my stuff all there still see it on the map somehow I’m my stuff’s over there my stuff my stuff is over there your [ __ ] by a [ __ ] every play that is a [ __ ] chasing want to die again dude dude honestly just hide until I go break

Like immediately currently on a skeleton horse huh I’m on a skeleton horse right now ow uh I don’t know how you found one oh oh I just one I I was getting chased in the Water by a fuing skeleton like I don’t have was getting chased by The

Four Horsemen bro I don’t have a saddle these things are annoying as [ __ ] ow man if I die again I swear to I not allowed on the island anymore no what why what what are you talking I just I just bro just thinks things that wasn’t

To you that was dude were you like not paying attention oh so nice hey hey Bruno what’s up Bruno can you [ __ ] murder him please [ __ ] kill him I I want this man [ __ ] dead yo me when me when your mom hey Google show me this guys balls

Me I am I just have poisoning okay I’m pissing all that called operator you and I am the Jesus I don’t have any food so that’s great oh my God I’m going to need food I don’t have any that’s just that’s just result I found berried treasure well it’s going everywhere I’m

Sorry it was a worthy sacrifice I got to get new pants now do you have any more spider uh I don’t have oh actually that’s fine I don’t get SP but I got kelp that’s actually no that’s a good thing that’s a good thing no cuz I was trying to find things to

Eat I eat spider eyes okay don’t judge me E I had to I was it was a life or death situation okay oh [ __ ] literally a stomach bug cuz I had [ __ ] spider on my mouth yeah poisons you gives you hunger I think nausea too oh no it doesn’t give

Nausea it should give nausea cuz you’re eating [ __ ] eyeballs but yeah I think if you get pois I feel like you think you’d be nauseous nah it’s fine definitely not I don’t know what you’re on about y Deon you should stream should I should I stream this you should you

Should I need to make that grass if you know what I mean the that grass drug Empire you should go on your own team just exclusively make drugs oh no oh oh you know I’m down for that I I’ll make my own drugs let’s team

Up you guys can be a team and just have a drug Empire then let’s just not kill let’s drug might be mods that let you all right yeah oh my God I’m goingon to make a studio just don’t well I guess what are the rules of War here I don’t know

Like no offline rating okay you steal [ __ ] while they’re offline not like too much [ __ ] just like try to be sneaky with it no obliterating people’s homes yeah gorilla Warfare how about that gorilla Warfare wait where are you are you with Logan [ __ ] Jesus wait talking my bad my bad my

Bad kin where are you uh yeah where are you Devin I see [ __ ] Peter Griffin and drip wait aren’t you Peter Griffin supreme or whatever yeah I’m drip Peter Griffin hell microphone let’s literally just say I got that D Buster dude Buster hey Buster hey dude they’re adding Peter Griffin to

Fortnite I know I know I’m actually so happy I’m not why why why does Peter Griffin have to be in fortnite what the [ __ ] all right this thing needs to calm down why wouldn’t he be in fortnite like dude I have so much stuff on me right

Now I have over a stack of sugar can is that all you have well it’s it’s how you make cocena I’m growing buddy that’s that’s all I justed your ship I’m not GNA lie come on guys we we’re gonna be [ __ ] Pablo hey hey Devon you see that Yeah ler After yeah make a boat Deon come on that’s uh yeah hold up let me just Rob one of the Tre I got to find food I’m going to [ __ ] the toes are curling bro what the [ __ ] I can’t wait on Monday to talk to De about our business I’m creaming

Right now you should talk you should talk about in school so people are like what the [ __ ] yeah down and I’m just like oh no it’s about Minecraft don’t worry we don’t have is the [ __ ] crafting with a boat no with a [ __ ] shovel that’s what I’m saying why would they

Add that why would you willingly add that you are you’re evil for that you’re [ __ ] evil why the mod Creator willingly add guys the mush respond after you murder them yes all right I’m I know where they are I know where they I know go that way I know where you guys

Are yeah that’s fine we’re not going to St I know your exact location well I mean I’m also streaming so it doesn’t matter oh [ __ ] you are yeah I’m I’m on I’m streaming on YouTube so I mean you can see it you want to look let me sh

The right I’ll I’ll open this right we’ll go we go we goit hold on wait uh let’s dig this way oh you’re my recommended now hype that’s [ __ ] actually hype as [ __ ] there too oh God I’m hurting the cow okay you got to do

That wait what do I got to do you got to dig us out that way I got to dig us out I don’t have no there’s some uh some of my iron that I that’s left over and coal in this chest if you need to use it um

There’s so it’s literally a huge [ __ ] M shaft wait how how far do I got to dig this out uh grab all these bowls better yet better yet hold on just just come over come over better yet maybe Tanisha will call you do there’s some kind of [ __ ] beast

Coming over here [ __ ] you yeah yeah Deon and then you there’s a there’s a Logan’s coming over here Master got me working on the wait wait everyone’s in are we so real I mean we can kill each other we can kill each other if we want all right

Logan get the [ __ ] off of of our Island Master got me working right now do not uh so he’s stealing our mushroom no I’m not no uh we don’t talk about our business over here no I’m not uh Bruno can you come here and I don’t want to kill you cuz I don’t

Want to be mean but like can you go away yeah Deon let’s go I don’t want you to have you’re such a good worker my child I like your work hold up hold I got you I got this oh [ __ ] hold up move uh uh no I got this

I got this I got I got this what the [ __ ] all right well he just stole our last mushroom he stole it put it in a boat sa away with it let me know when you’re let me know when ready oh we’re good uh they respawn right now we’re good now we’re good

Go oh how the [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] happened hold up from them oh yeah I have it I have it I did not get the boat I I I got it I got it here what if I [ __ ] just punch it why are all the treasure maps yeah

Yeah there you go that yep excuse me G that’s my musroom No it’s our go go go go go I’ll be back I’ll be back I need to go [ __ ] interf that mushroom back Bruno I’m going on a [ __ ] Journey our mushroom now see [ __ ] is wrong with me where’ you

Go oh I went the wrong way uh oh dude in the ocean in the ocean in the ocean I’m going working Master got me working don’t look at your DMs hold up do you have iron armor I do all right let’s go all right we got

This we’re out of here we’re going to a drug Empire I might have to buy some you know going to be like [ __ ] we got to get okay we got to get book and quill got to get kelp wait who is who is beyonder bro in my

Chat who the [ __ ] is wait look look is that is that b Ben Deon look look at my YouTube chat hold on I don’t I don’t think it is let me check though call some random ass [ __ ] no who I Am he knows your actual name yeah that’s got to be B it’s his legal name my legal name he said that government [ __ ] name de are you following me uh no I’m I’m going into his chat I can see you all the way over there hello oh godamn I can hear myself

Holy [ __ ] um who the [ __ ] is this random stream sniping oh I should actually stream snipe you that’d be kind of funny I’m not I’m not oh you’re stream sniping me I thought you were saying I should stream snipe you H please don’t I’m not going to attack you yet I’m not

Ready yet I can’t I I kick your ass in full you could be in full netherite and I would win I’m lying by the way kind of as I’m also kind of as to be amazing I’m kind of ass at not spam clicking I need my [ __ ] I need my

[ __ ] mush back I’m going on a journey to go get this mushroom I’m kind of only decent at 1.8 did Logan take other one because Logan already had a there who did you guys steal did you guys steal the mushion from Logan we did yeah that’s my mus that’s the one I

Need the if you want you’re going to have to take it I’m going to have to find you guys first but you already knew that let’s just say two mushrooms for that yeah yeah why would you take it to another Mushroom Island that’s strange it with a cow I

Don’t think hour this is hour no you can’t you can but it’ll only make a cow I think you can you turn mushroom mushrooms into cows with mushrooms what huh other the way around what you tin cows into mushroom cow mushroom we going I have a deal okay what yo is that

A [ __ ] ocean back yeah we’re not going there oh I have a deal okay come back we can breed the two mushrooms and then once we make a third one you can take one and I’ll keep the other two no you’re not going get anything from that

Yeah why you trying to get why you trying to get soup or stew whatever hey I mean like why an annoying food or someone being murdered no who’s being destroyed right now look boat pedal there’s going to be some land I can feel this is my

C stop all right Gall how far are we going holy [ __ ] oh there’s an island over there you want to go say hi who is that I both of the boats now uh I see someone who is that that [ __ ] that’s d That’s Dylan my God guys do we do we jump kill

Yourself no no we are leaving we have cargo we got to leave I’m a jump I’m a jump I mean yeah I mean you jum got be the FBI I missed [ __ ] he’s Shing the cow if I can’t have it you can’t have it I will kill that

Cow Deon are you following me yeah yeah I’m following you damn it all right we should we should we should probably stay andless and now I’m on their Island we should like fine if you’re taking my cow I’m taking everything from you we can make we can like make a

Dir yeah that’s right that’s what I thought oh I can’t see [ __ ] right now yeah Logan can you make it day someone one person needs to I got the C back someone sleep though what of course yeah we don’t need like meat from it we can just get the [ __ ]

Mushrooms from it like the mushroom soup yeah the the food source you know we already I already have [ __ ] ton of bowls no it’s a good food source it literally gives you like four saturation I meanin I say I say we should pull up around this corner over here I guess it’s

Good hold on I got all right is okay it’s good for I can’t Edge to this want say hi to Grandma hello I can’t Edge to thisw clean up I my pants if I hear immediately up on aisle so oh okay okay okay okay okay can you uh

DM me the coordinates for no so where are you pal buddy pal Bud Buster Chum chck I didn’t spell the whole word my bad Buster 2734 Buster 27 okay hey what’s up hey you stay near the jungle in the jungle like monkeys we are what Ma yeah um

Should I recogniz I’m watching them right now oh D wait no no don’t stab my diamond sword you think I care yo quick real quick I’m going to go walk away because as soon as I tried stabbing you it froze yeah back away all right Deon I’m

In leather armor okay Deon you got to get this cargo moving I I’m I have to go out a second I’m so far away they’ve got a whole goddamn cartel going on oh my God he’s found diamonds I need to we need to go yeah yeah you’re playing Minecraft in

A cave looking for Diamond I’m you cave looking for miners my sexual attraction to Dy Dylan I’m a minor I’m a minor I am one I am too can’t relate you can’t say that jail few more days few more days oh got blown I can’t say that like two and a half

Weeks I can what all right I have I I have the cargo they’ve got the damn cartel okay they are the cartel they are the [ __ ] cartel oh yeah that’s what I’m planning why is mying frames just dropping randomly the [ __ ] because the server sucks think that’s how that works I lagged like

Twice I lagged when I joined and I lagged when someone else joined yeah and if it’s frame rate lag has nothing to do server I don’t know I just keep like teleporting back that’s a you thing yeah I’ve only seenly it was yeah it was only when joined that was it well

I’m I had it Happ a couple times but not should I go live on YouTube you should youtube.com YouTube youtube.com I love the show about a guy in a dinosaur committing heinous crimes what huh so it’s called like Primal or something I don’t know it’s is just about like a guy and

Dinosaur like committing war crimes I love war crimes and then like there’s some like weird thing about like zombies and dinosaurs and like some dinosaurs yeah dinosaur zombies yeah gay dinosaurs gay dinosaurs oh hell yeah someone’s Rous I well someone’s around very what did I

Say just oh you know what Bruno I’m I just DM I’m actually G to go do that now D we need to do the thing you were saying earlier what I don’t know no doesn’t matter all going be able to do it in a bit wait I I like stop what happened we

Got to do the thing that you were talking about earlier that you really good at in your other [ __ ] oh oh yeah yeah yeah I could just go to the end right now like all right no I couldn’t wait I got I’m alive now doing all right I’m live don’t see

Any slay guys hype I’m also live so it’s already like in it’s it’s double in like in force now in double in force no slurs I would never ever ever never I I would if I wasn’t like yes yes I would cancel me YouTube do it

Please and why does [ __ ] Ben text me immediately after I start stre oh God he’s like let me in he said give me an invite to the server I want to crash it no no all right how do how do I get the [ __ ] inventory like off my screen oh okay

That was annoying it looks so weird all right yeah you do that I’m um all right I still I still have the cargo I’m almost there I found a cool cave what that’s crazy wild that’s Bonkers abely Bonkers fan oh Absol [ __ ] insane no Honker do

Is just dyslexic he’s he he’s a little special hey you planing nothing oh really uhoh what are you doing nothing yo what’s the fall damage at bro I F like 30 feet or a lot more than that I felt like 100 feet and didn’t take damage or well I did but I didn’t

Die oh I found the Deep site uhoh go this way I’m fine it’s going to be annoying hey can you not follow me I’m just I’m just a pass by really friendly way that you immediately turned around and started leaving when I asked what you were doing why are skeletons like unro going

To my old death why are skeletons like [ __ ] Ronnie Coleman dude duing them by the gallon do you take fall damage if you’re in a boat in this verion a dude I’m trying to off shaders they’re cool actually sometimes you take damage sometimes you don’t there’s no way to tell that’s all

Right I like the I think if you like can I turn off the first person thing where I can see my body dude uh you’ll have to reload Minecraft H I don’t want to be anymore in the settings then kind of looks cool though skeleton is

Jing yo guys a 100 bucks now and I’ll kill bradden right here $100 $100 for like oh I mean I’ll I I’ll do it I’ll do it for for some p pineapple Chris I I know cuz cuz I know you got a lot of that I have a

Storage this basement is just full yeah basement pineapp no he just has a pineapple basement actually just made out a pineapp going to the nether no you aren’t yeah I am every time every time I click on live mode on a Christian stream I like just don’t

Respond to anything because I don’t know if it’s coming from the stream or from you guys dude just mute the audio on YouTube yeah M the [ __ ] audio just turn on the Audio I [ __ ] want it okay I mean live your life I need one of these all right hold

On I’m I’m going to tell B they kill himself real quick to the ne I’m going to kill you if you come here oh I won’t K you tell myself cuz this game sucks wow HP in here I have to go thousands of blocks I leave like damn I’m going to be

Alone are you skeleton I left but I just went back now yeah I’m in the ne right now y it’s kind of fun to like control like your character in a boat while looking at the map wow this is crazy him going back do enchantments work more with like higher

Level armor why blocked can you not do this please I won’t die I’m going to to proten you know I’m just going to put it in put it in some dirt I can’t I can’t Edge to this I can’t Edge to this you’re bad at it you’re bad how do

You be bad at edging I don’t know strange question wait Shields automatically block stuff how know oh I for ex oh my Lord oh my God it’s got the Bedrock Shield I think if you crouch the bedrocks ew I think you can use it as a normal

Shield as well so like if you crouch it’ll block but you can also like whatever right also properties of Bedrock Shield where you get [ __ ] sent back 30 oh wait maybe I hope hate the bed rock Shield dude no that’s so funny though I hate that if you’re lagging you

Can make yourself go um or you can make whoever’s hitting you go the Bedrock Shield is so bad well it’s bad but but it’s funny no it’s bad cuzz I crouch and like fcking Fast and The Shield just doesn’t go up zombies are so fast oh my

Lord Logan do they have increased damage as well yeah disable that this piglin just did seven hearts of damage to me I got full iron oh yeah I said it so that they can do up to 10 times as much damage scared why would you so one can so can One Tap

You if you’re naked oh so you’re stealing villagers I am naked right now IRL I just Che yes absolutely huh I check your stop cheating you’re cheating you’re cheating out and everything we’re not stealing villagers stop looking at my stream you freak # relatable I really cannot be oh I’m

Getting gang banged right now what you what you say Logan I wish I really cannot be living so close to the world spawn yeah know that’s terrible idea number one mistake living next to spawn actually I have a different idea for where to oh my Lord Logan do what

You normally do go 4,000 blocks away yeah just never see anyone ever how do you force things into boats he’s not getting into this [ __ ] boat dude why am I like lagging what the hell oh yeah I’m stealing a villager by the way yeah I could tell you’re screen cheating you cheater

Hacker man you you hacker you stupid hacker you hacking hacker it’s always the hackers ruin this game all right will on a second I’m being [ __ ] chased on by two kamakazi pilots two comicazi file is crazy oh that’s okay that’s genius Bruno actually I got one viewer do you just take more

Damage in general I don’t know probably I feel like I take I’m taking so much damage from why are these zombies so [ __ ] fast holy [ __ ] so how do I force this villager into a [ __ ] thingy I don’t know how to answer that one okay there has to I see I don’t know

How to answer that legally yeah I know I know the answer I don’t know if I should say that uh ruy not what I was going but that works too that works though good shred that’s option b no no that’s that’s my first option I don’t know about you but yeah

There’s I’m with on this one what nothing what they call me is so useless can I take your bed please uh you can use it yeah know can can someone like sleep she going to sleep in the there’s [ __ ] two Creepers pulling up on my dick right now ow oh I’m on

Fire because this thing just punched me in the face oh my God I’m in the so laggy holy [ __ ] I’m turn my oh I had feather falling three on my boots that’s why I didn’t die lucky I fell 20 blocks and died somehow there’s three Creepers on me

That’s actually insane so if I steal your one Diamond will you be mad that’s my diamond you know where it is Rob it yeah I would rob it absolutely yeah I think you’re robbing me Christian oh you can take it you take it I’m never going back there there’s some iron in there

I’m taking too look at that that’s hype I think you’re stealing my stuff well see is it not in the house it’s like a random chest it’s just a chest yeah yeah I know you’re get that crazy you do that Dyan I’ll uh I’ll get stuff for us okay

I’ll just uh I’ll take I’ll take hand outs it’s finally building the lods in my point of view for thing yeah all right well I’m going to [ __ ] Escape back to my home this sh still so laggy what the actual [ __ ] so Logan I I didn’t find your diamond actually I still Ryan

Diamond yeah I knew you wouldn’t find it where is it can you tell me please yeah no can you can you give me the exact location please it’s still in my inventory oh is it oh yeah I’m right it is everyone let’s let’s dump let’s dump them let’s jump him right now let’s

Jump him for one diamond yeah dude I’m down I’m down I’m down to jump for for a sing you split that diamond four w [ __ ] [ __ ] split into four coal Mom I’m edging right now out my room I’m fortnite which way did you go Logan did you go towards our base

Playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds I don’t know how song goes like that I see I would say it but I’m on stream right now oh sh Wait wait I can I can still move while in my inventory what the hell is this yeah yeah you can what the [ __ ] I

Just noticed that it’s weird I don’t like it do you need a saddle to ride the skeleton horse yeah yeah that’s that’s what someone’s tip said so you didn’t wait that’s what your tip said you without a saddle it said you didn’t need one oh well I I I I tried I tried

It didn’t work oh strange game lying the gameing lying this game lied me and this game isn’t actually that good yep yo bro no I’m kidding Minecraft vanilla is boring but that’s why we got to kill each other yeah since we’re doing like a little challenge it’s PR

Funny yeah it makes me actually like want to progress in the game what if wait what if I just started like hacking like all of a sudden you just see de soaring around the [ __ ] Sky yeah you just see me [ __ ] beeh hopping everywhere that would be funny

Terrifying do on me don’t on me auto bridging I start [ __ ] Bedrock bridging yeah in [ __ ] wait I think you can do it in this you can because it’s got the Bedrock mod or whatever yeah you crouching for it though I think oh yeah you can Bedrock Bridge oh my

God Elder Guardian I’m going to make a mistake in a minute but it’s fine oh my got it I hate Bedrock foring so much remember when we would play Bedrock a lot going serers oh survival games that was fun yeah freeze not going be able to get down

There I take a billion fall damage I I’m it it’s putting me so off guard how I could see the my bottom half in game this this weird this is weird why is there like seven brutes down there I’m just [ __ ] bridging or I’m just speed bridging right

Now there isn’t like so they just you see their so right Bruno is so true insane what the [ __ ] so crazy Bruno is this the first time you’ve seen America D don’t kill me please my bad dude that like saved me oh in Minecraft chat is insane dude I can’t see cuz there’s an arrow in my chest that was a missplay how am I still [ __ ] lagging that’s actually insane I turn my R down to like [ __ ] zero bro never conceiver

Blind I mean to fair I’m I’m in Jungle Bion so that’s probably yeah turn on your graphics quality too don’t forget about that oh yeah [ __ ] I always have mine up fast yeah okay yeah I’ll pull mine up fast that’s so much better we no I found a [ __ ] Island

Okay yeah that’s that’s that’s that’s a little better it’s a little better so am I able to share the cords with like one specific person that’s what I was trying to figure out I don’t think you can damn no you up the coordinates to them like a

Message or something scre you just send the you you should like give me your cords uhuh I wish I could like sensor the cords dude God [ __ ] okay I I will I I will I will I will show you a picture of your bottom half so you so you don’t have

The that’s crazy in in exchange in exchange I’ll give you one piece of cocaine all right I just forget you now it’s great here I I have no idea what the [ __ ] I’m doing I’m just standing near Gallow since he’s [ __ ] AFK he’s never going to be back

Yeah I’m just going to like get the mushroom and leave okay all I hear is very mad piglins all right who wants okay I’m going to make some deals who wants a mushroom cow I will exchange for two diamonds oh I don’t need one anymore I already got two oh did

Steal I I will exchange for two diamonds and mushroom cow go go kill his and then give him a new from cow what if I go murder your cow Logan [ __ ] [ __ ] I will find It all right there’s a bird oh that says Birch n m what huh did you say that’s a bird oh wait that says Birch yeah I thought what oh I was doing like call outs or I left Gallow he abandoned I I abandoned him I’m coming back to

Land berno we should do what we were doing in the George World in our like remember what me and George doing in our base we should do that here oh [ __ ] no way pumpkin all right yeah are you bringing anything you know one of our friends over here if you know what I mean our little birdies that are in the cages know you’re stealing them I don’t know what you’re talking about I I don’t know what you mean I

Don’t know what you mean yeah I would never steal in this game yeah what why would you ever accuse him of that yeah I’m a good guy I’m a friendly fellow do you know a lot about stealing nah cuz I’m a friendly fellow yeah what does that what does that word even mean

I don’t even yeah what is stealing only stealing I do is stealing your heart am I right am I right or am I wrong yeah we will oh I read that wrong you said you going to breed Logan yeah we’ll breed you Logan oh god oh no no

[ __ ] bro I hear this [ __ ] bird game give me wheat first Bruno needs wheat to breed I won’t even give them that I’ll just never mind never mind oh do I see a jungle biome in the distance uhoh uhoh I’m long an oddly jungle shaped tree oh yeah yeah yeah do that

BR I’m long whatever’s important I am like gone yeah he’s gone I’m gone G okay good luck finding your own mushroom am I right or am I right oh no I another one all right I’m coming back I I’m I’m I’m coming all right you ready for

This oh it doesn’t oh I guess it’s when you m I’m oh there’s a village here what the [ __ ] although I already have the achievement I guess what if what if what if I just kill kill this cow this mushroom cow I should just no you don’t do do that cuz those our

Infinite food supply if I can’t have it nobody can just F I was about to do that and then I threatened to take away Logan’s stuff so he let me have the the cow dude Logan you could have like murdered me there yeah you just should just [ __ ] kill

Him yeah almost going to be taking any risks though you never know I could have had a [ __ ] ancient weapon on me yeah I can guarantee you didn’t I don’t know what you mean I had a [ __ ] ancient weapon I don’t remember ancient weapons being in

Vanilla Minecraft well I do so you know well I mean I mean I mean I’m I’m pretty I’m pretty sure his his ancient weapon is the uh is the holy pineapple yeah what you going to [ __ ] do when I smack you up with a pineapple did that would hurt so much to

Be honest yeah honestly it would am I get smack the [ __ ] Pineapple where did half of my stuff go what the hell uh I wonder it’s I have it no like when I die half of it just flies off five miles in the distance oh you proba grab

Your stuff from your base or grab whatever Ryan left I meant I keep thinking it’s yours yeah I’m going to be moving somewhere else it’s a good idea since I stole your diamond you didn’t actually yes I did it was under your house yeah yeah interesting look at my stream I

Have two diamonds oh also actually don’t look at my shirt hey that’s a mean word don’t say that wait what now I have to actually move oh we actually got the diamond that’s funny huh because it was like one block under your home well yeah but dude you

[ __ ] suck at hiding [ __ ] it was like a it was a chest under your Cobblestone floor all I had to do is break a few blocks and I found it I I was going to put I put the blocks back too like cuz I’m a polite little guy hello hello to

The person in chat VOR hi hello hello chat hey Chad how’s it going I’m gonna go kill Chris H chat don’t do this can you get can you get me my diamond back when you do that uh as if you’d be able to [ __ ] ner yo sub to

Diviny oh yeah absolutely f [ __ ] dream so mean what the [ __ ] [ __ ] Andrea we’re gonna have to walk up to every person in his school dude he [ __ ] it’s crazy on on on the on the [ __ ] class of 2025 story on Snap he literally posted yo guys subscribe to my YouTube channel really

Yeah crazy did you steal my torches as well no I actually did not Tores now Ro the [ __ ] torches that’s crazy I I saw the diamond took it a diamond and 12 torches wait no wait wait wait did you get to the base first uh how far are you in the Water I was hoping that it would be not serious enough that I would have to do better than just a chest under one block but I guess no I mean Jesus I’m coming for you Chris I’m actually scared if you have iron armor I’m kind of scared I do have

Iron armor is that good do you know where I live oh I don’t have my ad blocker on uh no okay but I I I will come find you and I will come kill you I live pretty far okay I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m go

Searching I’m I’m kind of on my sea of thev [ __ ] right now yo de you should download SE of Thieves I’m [Applause] Broke these are still like $60 or something is it like 50 yeah oh Jesus Christ gamees like came out like what 2017 long time ago I remember oh maybe it was maybe it was uh earlier than that or later than that I know who knows I am approaching

Location are you now I am I’m slowly but surely coming to you do you actually know where I am no maybe maybe you have your stream open I I’m I’m not stream sniping I stream snip Ryan are you coming to fight me no no I’m not going

To fight you I just see you jump them jump Them no I’m on an adventure to find something I have a diamond sword okay no I have a sharpness five iron sword what the [ __ ] Shar five there was a bad chest with like nothing in it except a sharp five iron sword sharp five would be [ __ ]

Insane yeah did that definitely have it all right I trust you if a skeleton shoots at me one more time oh I hear him what the [ __ ] didn’t M his mic I can’t imagine we like going AFK and not muting themselves that’d be terrifying I see I I don’t I don’t I

Just like close my door I guess that works chrisy when to twist your nipple when I catch you no no he’s going to hit me with that twister attack dude Jitsu dude [ __ ] [ __ ] today I like grabbed Chris yeah dude I do that every day to him daily thing the daily

Thing y I see it insane if you will Bonkers actual nuts nuts balls C I’m going to kill why did I say that I’m actually going to kill myself yeah good girl all right there you want me to take it outside bro there’s a ladyb yeah ladyb chilling

Though it’d be really appreciated if you didn’t fly into me that’d be great’ be very nice if I wasn’t you can you can chill in my room just like don’t land on me Chrissy I’m coming to you how far away are you from him Chrissy house what what leave me alone I will

See you if you’re on the map what you’re scaring me die what the how do you know where I am you Beast Chrissy Chrissy I’m working at my house leave me alone Chrissy get get away from here get away Chris all I’m saying is he’s approaching the island you’re on I

Know oh he has a mushroom with him as well does he yeah yeah but he won’t find me I’m gonna find you by the beach I’m gonna find you Chris hey Chris the he’s [ __ ] hunting me dude it’s terrifying I’m Hunter I’m on the hunt Hunter I am the hunter I am

Approacher I am the storm that is approaching I am the storm that is dude fire song So Fire I see your crafting table Chris you yeah I yeah I I I know I know I Know oh Chrissy get away from my Island CHR okay I suck at PVP so I do too so the battle of the ages yeah it’s quite this going be quite the battle I see your tag CH no no I’m in the walls Chris I’m in your walls

[ __ ] so low I am so low how low are you dude I have like four Hearts oh my God slash kill this man please on the stream hang I need to see this dude SL kill this man my God that was so scary what the

[ __ ] I heard you drop in and I was like oh my [ __ ] god though all right I’m I’m I’m I’m I’m going to I’m going going to go get some more Loot and I’m coming right back to you oh my god get the [ __ ] out of

Here Mission kill Chris is a go holy [ __ ] there’s 60 mobs over here what the [ __ ] I sh I was muted that whole Christian you were like two and a half hearts was I I thought I was at three cuz I ate right after oh maybe you are so [ __ ] lucky oh

Yeah if I didn’t have a diamond sword I would be [ __ ] I didn’t even have a shield either oh dude I blocked one of your hits I think I think if I no I I I used the shield once cuz axes break the shield down or

They hit so I used the shield once and if I didn’t use that Shield he would have killed me cuz I was literally one tap dude he came down [ __ ] critted me for like four hearts and I was like oh my God there’s no way I was like I can’t

Win this like he’s getting jokes on you I’m I’m not completely trash at PVP I was going to say you were streaming yesterday and [ __ ] you a disadvantage too you didn’t have a diamond SW word that is strange what what what if I was like secretly like the best pvper

Demon I know what I’m doing I’m going to actually just violate you know I’m on a mission Now Chad we are on a mission I need Chris dead what wait I was are you [ __ ] wait I was [ __ ] blocking can someone can someone watch My Stream I [ __ ] blocked and the creeper killed me bro that that’s a clip that’s a clip oh yeah wait you were what the

[ __ ] this game sucks but no no no you actually did just block I hit him away from me so he shouldn’t even have been able to one tap me and I start blocking and he [ __ ] kills me what an [ __ ] I had to [ __ ] go back maybe like you didn’t

Block quick enough but it look like you did no I was blocking for a solid like did did you crouch or did you block I was crouching and blocking like holding down right Trigger or right you know what I mean I know that wouldn’t make sense I was thinking maybe you

Like like you were blocking and then since you held down right click you unblocked or whatever no no that really Mak sense all right Chris I’m coming right right back right back not even at my house I am [ __ ] I so so you’re telling me your stuff is free to the

Shing well I mean I’m going to beat you there are you good time to kill him when all his teammates leave are you oh God [ __ ] jump I’ll be back is your skin DJI yeah it is DJI oh my game [ __ ] drops frames every time you hit me that’s so strange

Hey [ __ ] found dead dude it’s just so [ __ ] like [ __ ] every time I get like every time I spawn in this area the game just gets [ __ ] up I don’t know why all right I’m I’m I’m going right back to your to your stuff man see you

Around if only the game would stop [ __ ] doing this what the [ __ ] dude I like [ __ ] use the death note on you yeah you really did you wanted him dead and then he just he dropped dead yeah this game [ __ ] sucks dude I’m gonna kill him I want him

Dead on my on my [ __ ] light youi [ __ ] hey I’m going right back I don’t even know where where he [ __ ] exploded probably somewhere near surely this is this is great content this is great content murder hey to be fair I’m I’m I’m giving content I’m giving content to to the both

You here we go yeah I’m I’m he he probably got [ __ ] stone tools I’m not recording actually oh that’s annoying that’s painful wait no it says not enough disc B what am I oh I know why that sucks did it end hold on Chrissy oh that’s why oh okay I I hope I

Find your stuff before you come and just murder me damn I recorded a bit there’s 86 gigs in my video [ __ ] oh it’s a [ __ ] Elder Guardian [ __ ] I just walked right over a [ __ ] why is [ __ ] doing this dude every so often it just does like it just

Goes to [ __ ] the game like what the [ __ ] it shits the [ __ ] bed yeah I can’t Edge to this this clean up I my pants why it’s still [ __ ] doing it I don’t understand I off my game just [ __ ] lags this game is [ __ ] ass it wasn’t [ __ ] doing this earlier what the

[ __ ] the first the first I killed you in game then I [ __ ] kill your PC yeah all right I chat I’m back he’s back oh hey what’s up how’s it going a lot A lot has happened yeah I’m [ __ ] dead cuz this game sucks and doesn’t

Work Deon where are you he’s going back he’s trying to find my [ __ ] he I fought him I killed him and then I go out I’m fighting a creeper I block and the creeper [ __ ] insta kills me while I’m blocking and it’s like a two blocks away

From me I need to find your [ __ ] now are you at the island already yeah I’m at the island godu it’s it’s probably despawned by now not going to lie probably where did our mushroom oh God did he get the mushroom yeah I I I took I took it to the island I’m

At oh all right the the mushroom’s here somewhere this one I would be so fine if the game just let me block the Creeper explosion that I was [ __ ] blocking I’ll start work oh Master got me working okay there’s just a [ __ ] Guardian here what the

[ __ ] I know it’s it’s whack [ __ ] God why is it just [ __ ] going to zero frames all of a sudden Why Stop game what the your PC is going to [ __ ] explode yeah seriously every so often it’s just oh uh you got to leave Minecraft and open again God we can okay

Well I’m dead are you [ __ ] serious dude it went to a [ __ ] loading screen and killed me this [ __ ] game is ass the [ __ ] wait did you drown no I died to El I died to a [ __ ] Guardian it brought me to a loading screen and then

[ __ ] killed me dude are you [ __ ] serious with this [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did that happen this game actually [ __ ] sucks dude I went to my settings went out it brought me to a loading screen and I’m [ __ ] dead what it’s so I’m going to have to

[ __ ] re M holy [ __ ] this game sucks ass oh I’m robbing whatever is in your chat I really [ __ ] wish this game worked yeah game crashed yeah no [ __ ] I it’s as if I [ __ ] closed it you would [ __ ] never think dude wait so you’re

At their Island Evan yeah I I just I I’m at Chris’s base right now damn you really got no food huh yeah did you find my [ __ ] ah dude I did not find your [ __ ] whatsoever shit’s probably I I I I like wait where where

Even was your [ __ ] I I have no clue it was just in the open I I don’t think you understand how [ __ ] stupid that [ __ ] was that creeper walks up to me I hit it away from me and block for a solid two seconds it blows up and kills me

What the [ __ ] dude I mean honestly Bedrock like what yeah those [ __ ] stupid as [ __ ] hope this my stuff better not be oh I I I found I found where you committed deforestation or no one LS a fire never mind oh this is your stream I was trying

To click up my stream okay there we go finally should space for this now I don’t know when it stopped recording and it might actually be corrupted because of that if only this game didn’t [ __ ] suck but I I just have to [ __ ] die to the [ __ ] Guardians while my game’s on a

Loading screen y be back guys all right God bra don’t even say oh God you were just say game for like 20 minutes yeah wait what no no no no no no no no you don’t get a single thing it’s okay you can’t get mad at someone else’s I’m not talking about that

That was just really well timed then I’m going AK God damn why do you always go AFK dude oh my God I don’t carek it’s fine like you know whatever but like uhoh God I hope my shit’s still there it should still be it should only disappear if you’re in the chunk for

Like 5 minutes yeah but he’s there oh you’re not that far away are you a thousand blocks away oh you can make that he shouldn’t be in the chunk though I don’t know is it in the I forget I always forget what it is I always think back on like remember

Chance’s world oh oh yeah that was Bedrock though there was there’s a there’s a place that’s I’m like I guarantee that still has someone’s loot that died there from like 4 years ago or 5 years ago my God remember when we made big bir on Crash the

Server that was that was aever the stream is fine I think the world the world’s kind of suck once we change to creative I like building like [ __ ] though around the map that was pretty funny it was funny but like when we weren’t doing stupid stuff and just like

Building it’s like yeah we never got to go to war and like take out chance remember that was like a whole Arc in that [ __ ] like server Story You’re supposed to [ __ ] attack I remember when you when we bombed Jack’s basement remember when Logan’s house was

Bombed and it like had craters in it forever and we never bothered to fix it cannot believe that [ __ ] just happened why doesn’t kind of wrong for you what this game just [ __ ] curs every game that I [ __ ] play curses me every time I play fortnite my gun

Doesn’t [ __ ] do damage see thieves my gun doesn’t do damage and now this [ __ ] game I just die to a creeper while I’m blocking and staring at it yeah I think I shouldn’t aim for head shots in fortnite cuz like doesn’t matter do same doing I guess they yeah

Doesn’t matter like 38 head shot it’s just like so stupid depressing I’m back to myself but there’s a there should be a piglin brute right next to it if I die freak out how’s it going hello CH I’m not even there Minecraft that way it doesn’t [ __ ] have a lag [ __ ] every two

Seconds yeah you got to do that whenever does cuz Minecraft will just decide to do that sometimes yeah Minecraft is hype as [ __ ] where’s my stuff where’s the piglin brute come back here good soup good soup I’m getting gang banged by everything over here yeah yeah I’m making our

Base all right we’re not not really our base but our our store our temporary our temporary location I’m [ __ ] 100% sure that my shit’s all yeah no it’s it’s definitely gone I could not find it why there so many [ __ ] zombies am I in a [ __ ] zombie

Right now look how F oh my God the creeper was so far from me and it killed me what the [ __ ] yeah yeah it’s just hell on this [ __ ] Island okay don’t even like dude where the [ __ ] dude I’m on [ __ ] like death Island where the hell is this

Bro yeah my shit’s all gone [ __ ] I’m getting gang bang holy [ __ ] there’s like there’s five dudes on me pause pause what hey yo holy they keep spawning where the [ __ ] Jesus Christ yo I’ll be real with you I might die uhoh I’m just going to no there’s a

[ __ ] drowned in my boat really oh God dud what happened to the [ __ ] uh guy you had there’s aen no no wait wait wa wait no wait did you find a trident or there’s a drown with a trident drown with a trident did you die like what the [ __ ] just Happ

What wait how did you die did you die in the water if if if you if you want to check stream you can but holy [ __ ] dude I got y made like 10 different zombies There’s I try to go in the water to to try to like K kill the [ __ ] oh

My God there’s like aund of them yeah I’m looking the [ __ ] get [ __ ] Chase bro like attacked what the [ __ ] man I got destroyed by oh well oh if if if you if you if you want my stuff you can have it I’ll try finding

It it’s it’s okay it’s by the shore it’s it’s it’s by the shore yeah I know just there’s the [ __ ] hoorde outside they’re coming into my [ __ ] house see they figured that part oh okay yeah [ __ ] this game I been literally so [ __ ] done with this

Stupid [ __ ] game dude I I just okay new server game what just happened yo Minecraft just [ __ ] actually crashed what the [ __ ] yeah no you’re on my screen you’re [ __ ] like gone yeah yeah I think that I think you get off then yeah I’m