EPIC Minecraft Finals – JFJ vs 457β – Who Will Win?!

I got to get this resource pack I have to custom make it my music back on those been a long time this is what happens when you introduce a good survival game to me it just makes me want to [ __ ] play Survival games all day I can play it all [ __ ]

Day biggest problem with abiotic factor is that it is really [ __ ] good I’m sending you to work the fields H wiggity wiggity you’ve successfully broken wind what do you call these wind monkeys wiggo wiggers I caught this wigger staring Saucy at my mistress environmentalists have found their final solution I that I want that and I want that we got really lucky right next to an ocean biome one of my favorites we love kelp in this DJ you can tell it’s an ashen because the way that it is is it’s an aspen tree you can

Tell it’s an aspen by the way it is remember guys we’re not adding sharks because they’re endangered we’ll just add polar bears instead wow Jeb that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] I know what frogs don’t eat fireflies damn let’s just remove the fireflies instead of making frogs not eat them what’s that frogs don’t eat

Fireflies make them the one thing I need every time I play Minecraft the lower shields in your other hand [ __ ] hate that [ __ ] hey human he’s been good ooh copper I can’t do I have Mouse smoothing on there’s only one thing I use copper for XP for smelting it

Fair where’s the massive furnace we shove furries into just you wait we’ll be here soon I need to find my perfect Hobbit hole and I’m moving in with him Jay M why don’t you just do this CU I don’t I don’t want to make a house I

Want to make a hobbit hole Hobbit Hole better Supreme there we go wooden pick directly into three Cobble and then we never make another wooden item in the game ever again I think I remember a long time ago there was a group of people that were saying things

Like why why can’t every pickaxe be just as valuable as the other one it’s like what there’s no sense of progression you [ __ ] moo but I like my wooden pickaxes then [ __ ] make wooden pickaxes yeah but they’re not good yeah I feel like I feel like is that not the end of this

Conversation yeah getting that Minecraft addiction out of the way cuz I’m kind of sad two week two we binge two week binge I make my Quarry life is good move on with our lives I need my music you know you might be wondering Jay why did you mute the music if you

Wanted to put on some music because I’m now going to put on my own music one hour copyright free jazz hell yeah no a just going to put on the Minecraft soundtrack what one more resource pack visible CH there we go put on the dark tide

Soundtrack you read my mind yeah as soon as we find a village then we turn it on h Huh that sound like a fart Why is that one so good I love love modding Minecraft Yeah yes I’ve seen into the radius too I’m voice acting a quest line really mhm Cool you know uh maybe if you uh only reason I haven’t uh like spoken to the devs like more than I usually do is I’ve been sick I’m trying to get that cough to go away finally starting to wise away which is Nice Well this isn’t good enough for a hobbit hole just yet this whole area kind of dinky but I do need to go Hide Song from Minecraft is my favorite like a disc or regular old OST cuz my favorite disc is a Stall If I remember right it’s actually really easy to make The damn can you make that kids these day what happed what I do what I um kids these days will never understand the days of playing the game in alpha or beta it was it was a different time then it was it was more Simple is my character racist and into the radius 2o no I I don’t think they’ll let me do that I yearn for the mine I yearn for the miner What why why do you spend like seven days in a cave we work to earn the right to Work orange chicken from Panda Express what else you I finally went to the [ __ ] physical therapist today blow out your back have did he help your back yeah sort of I got a good massage but that was about it that’s a creeper oh Man so we back in the m Li’s got a pickax swinging from side to side side side to side I’m good almost lost my cool there oh that’s a creeper I want alarm you there is a very tall black jez kind of scared ah jeez keep it

Away from me he [ __ ] picked up a grass block and ran he’s gone they like the steal how did moan get away with this dude that whole update was sus as [ __ ] are you kidding me and that was before everybody knew that uh uh Notch was based do you seriously not remember

Remember everything in the launch update oh I remember Fried Chicken watermelon a black man that is unnaturally aggressive when you look at him and he steals [ __ ] don’t forget that he hates water and he hates water oh yeah that’s true they’re not racist cuz they added a black Steve so

We’re good when did they add a black Steve uh when they launched it and it came on the Xbox as well oh yeah that was that that was my first time ever owning Minecraft was when it first came out on the 360 I bought it beta 1.3 I bought it in 2010 there we Egg I do find it quite funny how the most underdeveloped part of the entire game is the end and people were like stoked as [ __ ] for it ow you [ __ ] oh jeez I’m a die not you uh skeleton white man cracker you bony [ __ ] what are you staring at Pig I

Crave my hit hole we will find it not worry do not fret I wish you could turn your draw distance up in Realms it’s a shame you can’t can’t with optify mm- Realms are a server side thing I have all the kelp I need all I got to do now is Find the spot preferably next to some water that would be nice and the hold in the ground lived a hole in the ground and there was a hole bottom of the sea in the Ground found some small little desert lands are you talking about the The Fog the draw distance how far I can see cuz I I would Crank that [ __ ] all the way up like Soldier Boy there is a mod to do do that just infinite distance with it but God it is

It is taxing on your computer I don’t need infinite I just need like more than Realms gives you I mean 48 is pretty that’s pretty far I can’t see [ __ ] you tried opening your eyes what more more eating those beans are you [ __ ] so I don’t want to scare you but

Teres these creepy guys named creepers simply need to find a village okay that’s a good idea Duna do we need to find a village I mean I don’t need to be culturally enriched anytime soon I mean who else is going to sugar for I I’m putting you out in the fields

Our standards are super high here H Meater okay I got my sugar cane I need some of that disease you guys made crack the other one hey that’s a Spice man I’m getting tired I was about to say play the finals I want going I love Minecraft you ever try vintage story not I thought vintage story was really neat until man I’m making zero [ __ ] progress despite playing non-stop for like 3 weeks is not is that the Minecraft but

Like uh Minecraft but for autism Yeah like to make to make something you have to do like seven recipes rather than like just one to get charcoal to get charcoal you have to kill it which means you have to fill an entire block with wood top it off with wood and cover

It in clay oh be it’s on mining and if if there is any pockets of air inside it just burns burns up come on Lo what about that time I was in Fortnite never thought I’d just not feeling the hobbit hole maybe there is one spot find the r one we need to go find like a mountain yeah I wanted to turn on on mountains I want I kind of want you to roll the start do you really want me to

No cuz then there’s a chance we won’t be close to an ocean I mean I can keep rrolling until we get one H whatever you want my man I’m feeling it I’m feeling it I’m feeling the spot let me clear this out let me get them cords yeah anytime I get a [ __ ]

Bubble in my throat can I ban silent ban him why said I smell you do smell [ __ ] he’s on to me he knows I play Smash you little [ __ ] go away no the more I’m thinking about it this isn’t going to work I don’t I don’t want that one I’m going to [ __ ] die must keep ADV venturing I will find the perfect Hobbit hole needs to be next to water and

Preferably I’d like it to be like in a field or in a mountain like it must be next to water that is that is not that is not a an Alternative fish is like the strongest way to get food ever ever since uh you can go since they added it fishing is like so good and you can just whack the fish in the water too at your start found some sheep I miss the old Minecraft generation sometimes I think it looks a

Lot better than what we have found wolves I just don’t like deep slate I think deep slate sucks I don’t think anybody does except maybe Builders Hey look we nerfed mining why oh no it’s becoming night you’re such a Cuck this is just like like uh you ever play Civ 5 uh the RTS game yeah I know but I’ve never played it so in Civ 5 when a game starts people get one settler to settle their very first city you do not have to settle immediately but you

Can um it usually plops you in a spot that’s pretty good pretty good to deal with like you know like some luxury items some whatever I remember I was first playing Civ and I said this sucks and so what I did was I spent 12 turns which is a

Comically long amount of time to not be in like in the RTS portion of the game and I ran into some barbarians and was swiftly evaporated just gondo nuclear near the end of the game you know the whole thing not true right it’s partially true not totally

True Gandhi gets violent like way later he gets violent in the older games no that’s the whole thing uh it never happened in the older games it was a myth really but but it was such like a a big thing and like huge rumor that they

They made it into a thing in later game that’s funny consider star sector no I don’t like um I don’t like rtss so anyway I about this RTS excuse me don’t do that shut up go chew on Altoids like the freak you are I actually just bought some

Altoids no no not next to me right now though I was thinking about killing the Sheep but I’m going to leave him alone actually help for a gun hey pigs or cows so who else in chat plays the game at Quake Pro fov like me ever played modded Minecraft once I

Have I don’t really care for it it’s a [ __ ] to set up especially if you want to play with friends I hate it modded Minecraft was the thing that started me off on I’m not a mod guy I am the complete opposite I played mods once and now I can’t play certain

Games without them I love it when I want to play Skyrim but I don’t want to spend 12 hours modding Skyrim actually going to kill these cows cuz I’m not going to stay here can they add a chest with a boat or boat with a chest yeah you can put a

Boat in a chest now Dolphins oh that’s a baseball yeah people think I’m crazy that one of my favorite things is to play regular vanilla Minecraft I don’t I don’t like Mods I do I just uh hate setting them up and then they don’t work and then I have to play it alone cuz multiplayer mods sucks got any good news stories no this was not a very good uh end of year I found a [ __ ] SE on I’m not going near

That you found a c Monument yeah I hate those things only thing good inside of them is sponge I get jump right now f what made dark tide the exception for modding I don’t know I make this Jack laner again like right click it right whoa black Spike we love Realm now I turn Around vanilla is always fun with friends hang out talk about dumb [ __ ] get comfy by the Campfire now I’m just raing Boats how good am I at chess not Very there’s a guy in the server once who always challenged people to chess and he won every time cuz he was really good at it and I almost beat him by timing him out then the website [ __ ] up and robbed me of my win still angry about it literally literally did the same

Thing of time for me to whip out my special attack rips the card in half oh what are you going to do now the du’s over my brother did that once we’re playing uh called old PS2 game called 007 RAC and we played it and there there’s multiplayer in it where it’s basically just like you know battle mode in Mario Kart yeah that and I beat him once so he proceeded to take the the disc out of the PS2 and literally snap it in half sounds like little brothers to me

Yeah I wanted to kill him cuz I actually like that game no not 007 Racist I’m getting close I found a [ __ ] Forest mansion really yeah I found one what the hell aren’t these like aren’t these like they’re really rare yeah I was about to say ain’t these like stupid rare mark down those cords man we’ll come back to

That I’m going in right now uhoh I got a boner to pick you ever seen the AI of I come he like aied his voice or or or whatever he Goes s like he was getting Hit that’s funny I didn’t I I I thought these things were like crazy stupid rare they are crazy stupid rare I guess I’m just really lucky yes it you are me and my 19 [ __ ] vrax orbs that I picked out of my poop there’s a creeper right

There what the [ __ ] lag Spike 339 492 I’m actually right that down The server has hidden your message for some players yeah they do that now that’s that sucks oh yeah yeah you can get banned uh in Minecraft now for I get banned for typing you’ll get banned for literally anything now said they document what people type now I think I found where I to

Live those cords Man got it what about those white coordinates [ __ ] car I need them I’m going to get [Applause] lost oh it’s so dark and scary I was like man my why did that pumpkin just light up the area oh I know why this [ __ ] going to dig to you Jay earn the right

To it’s really stupid that copper is in the game but there are no copper tools nope oh how I don’t know if copper tools would be that good better than gold infinitely better than gold are you kidding me maybe gold as a tool is completely useless it would probably

Just be something between iron and stone it’s like not really wor it’s everywhere though feeling today so then why don’t you today was not a very good day sorry my back feels better though if that’s what you were Asking you should have come to me with your back problems I got a perfectly good set of staircase throw you If it wasn’t for dream we could have had a copper Golem that would have been useful yeah instead we got the lovely glow Squid oh I see a village I’m going to go raid it you’re going to rape it what no I’m going to raid it you’re going to rape those oh my God those poor the copper Golem do the copper Golem was supposed to be like I don’t

Know it was supposed to be a part of redstone and [ __ ] it would walk around and click buttons at random not at random you could tell it what to do now they’re adding uh well actually in the next update copper is actually getting a

Use a very Niche use hey man a use is a use uh automated crafting I’ll take it it’s like you send materials to through a hopper into the crafting table and it’ll craft it and put it into the next Hopper I’m okay with that that seems

Like it has actually is that a silk touch shovel Jesus Christ Okay how do I make a smoker like a furnace covered in it’s like a furnace but with the wood Logs I think you might need charcoal for it nope smoker made what she smoking um I’m going to get infinite fuel cigarettes dude you can’t say That remember how to split these Stacks there we go [Laughter] Smoke smoking yet why yeah gold helmet of Unbreaking I Do a golden hoe of mending wow I mean that would be pretty good if it wasn’t made out of Gold wish farming give XP like just just just little amounts of XP but if you have giant Farms it adds up I think it used to no I don’t never did excuse me how was my Christmas this was like I’m not trying to be a baby or

Whatever you know I I got to [ __ ] it wee ball at all times but uh this was the absolute worst Christmas of I’ve ever had in my Life anybody that knows how I play Minecraft which has been a very very long time since I’ve played um kelp is my favorite item in the game yeah cuz you eat it in your life I don’t eat kelp in real life seaweed whatever same no seaweed and kelp are two completely separate

Things I will kill you and then bury the body what are they plants where do you find them the Ocean Sushi of course those are plants So kelp can be smoked in a smoker and it can be a uh really bad meal like it’s not very good its saturation is terrible but you can get a [ __ ] ton of it like I mean a [ __ ] like a comical amount of kelp and it

Just grows all the time and it can be placed on any block that is connected to a water uh block it doesn’t have to be a water source it just has to be water and when kelp is what people don’t know is that when kelp is placed on

Water it turns it into a source block which uh you know that might help someone other than me but kelp when you put nine of it in a square turns it into a dried kelp block dried kelp blocks are like two steps below a lava bucket so it’s infinite [ __ ] furnace

Fuel or you could be a man and go M coal how about I stab you [ __ ] vegan you will eat Bugs halfway there only thing kelp can’t do is make a torch which would be really helpful I honestly rarely use torches while mining yeah I’m not a cheater so brightness man Max Brightness I’d rather [ __ ] in my hands and clap than stoop to the levels of having to use kelp my man that’s German that’s German talk right there that man is pure German he’s like I’d rather use coal than ever resort to nuclear you [ __ ] queers it’ll be a cold day in Hell

Before I have to [ __ ] use nuclear energy you’re hiding clean energy under your floor Bo as you not well they had to they had to retire clean energy why it wasn’t doing anything they have fields and Fields and Fields of those little wind turbines in Germany

And they just they just don’t [ __ ] do anything and they uh Greta thumberg was like oh yeah I love sucking China’s [ __ ] I love sucking China’s [ __ ] so Germany was like all right um we have to use okay I guess we’re just forced to use coal then nuclear bad coal good see

Them I think I know where you are I see a door inside a hill that’s me gee I wonder who lives there knock knock you’re queer aren’t you I bring food oh cool all right get out no no eat this n n I’m not eating the mysterious slop I will the koi

Slop it Burns eating that [ __ ] man this too kind of Spicy ow ow ow I don’t have anything to make a bed so if you die you die well then Jay turn around I got a gift for you oh sweet wa I thought we were friends yeah we’re friends it doesn’t go beyond that with benefits no of [ __ ] who is suspicious

Stew H excuse me two Bros sleeping in Minecraft five blocks apart cuz they’re not gay maybe one of us are oh yeah there’s definitely a gay person in this chat right now and his name is Silent J take help you oh cool thank you uh could you remind me how to make a stone Cutter I need iron for that don’t I uh I think no I think it needs smooth Stone I can make smooth Stone Let’s Ask Google uh three stone and one iron don’t have any iron I have iron here you can have half it is our If you make a mushroom stew with oxy Daisy provides 5 Seconds of regeneration I have no idea what an oxid disy is flower I figured it was a flower but I don’t know what it looks like I think there’s a few gay people here can you point them out so

I that ooh more stew ah I can’t see why are you like this Tast oh what the [ __ ] was that Noise man C418 cooked with this soundtrack too bad he’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] Did you hear that about c48 was gay or something he’s like a huge [ __ ] oh yeah I think heard about that yeah he so huge [ __ ] Hideki naganuma is basically like virgin Japanese man like constantly being a virgin he’s family gu’s biggest fan but yeah he he’s like virgin Japanese man the the

Character but Hideki naganuma is also a crazy [ __ ] poster like he’s really [ __ ] funny because he doesn’t speak very good English and he’s only ever he thought it was a great idea to have people teach him English over Twitter which in hindsight not the best idea hey l so what happens is Hideki

Naganuma messages C418 the creator of the Minecraft soundtrack and says I’m going to beat you up c48 yeah exactly c41 18’s response to this clearly a joke is guys I got to leave Twitter for a little bit I just I just don’t think I can handle

This kind of abuse anymore it’s my [ __ ] it’s getting to the point where I’m being attacked in my mental space that goes beyond that and I just don’t know if and all I could think of was oh my [ __ ] hurts oh damn damn I want to beat

You up even more now it’s not that [ __ ] deep Bro and then Hideki was like was like I don’t know what I said cuz he doesn’t [ __ ] speak English that well Okay I made this de look tall wow I [ __ ] hate you so much I’m sorry I was bumping my head man I was banging I was bopping [ __ ] don’t die I’m fine this way well that’s it now fire damn it [ __ ] l coming out of the Woodworks lant was like M yeah it’s me lant I’m here to play on my MacBook Pro I [ __ ] hate you what’s that frames I would know nothing about That trying to get my quy set Up I figured I’d make a little bit of a hallway here so you could have your own little Bedroom work Ow M copper I can’t wait M what is this [ __ ] called yo this [ __ ] Gourmet I can’t wait to never use it h dite yeah dang it damn your pick broke what a Los I will remember this okay um what direction I’ll put my door right here I’ll live across from you

Okay I remember somebody was like damn Jay this is worse than a green top you don’t even got no damn top and all I could think of was I like my Hobbit Hole this is how I play Minecraft I find a [ __ ] Hill and I dig in

Itj is weird I am weird my hole do whatever I want with it I was eating those you [ __ ] insane I’m going to go put it in the furnace wasn’t the ather wasn’t the Aether guy like hired to like work on Minecraft and he made

The end oh no what a [ __ ] waste of potential yeah I think dude honestly the minute that we get to the point where we have to go find the stronghold I usually just give up I don’t give a [ __ ] about the Ender Dragon especially since the egg doesn’t do anything there’s so much

Dite I hate this I got [ __ ] gravel Fun and C418 said yeah yeah I’m Really Cooking with this I’m going to be gay now and H de he like oh K Family Guy funny M guys have been attacked I’m kind of like a unique artist when it comes to Minecraft see when I played

Minecraft with Mason all he did was just constantly make Holocaust references and big ovens and to his credit they were all pretty well made but me it’s like make a house it’s a square and it will forever be a square not even installing an a frame what a

Loser no clue what that even is it’s the name you see a house does the frame look like an A mind no sealed for eternity [ __ ] Cas of a Monti a listen man this is all I got okay you want somebody that’s like a pristine Minecraft player you got to go follow someone else cuz I am make [Applause] Square L said I read that for my crit lit class mhm crit lit the [ __ ] is that I believe it’s critical literature critical like the YouTuber what was that man it’s raining sideways you hear lightning strik yes there’s lightning outside I know but I hear explosions I think it’s striking

Our house I think God Hates Us lightning explodes contr to popular Belief what am I going to go fishing I got to get string you will use fossil fuels I don’t know man but like the minute that we played abiotic factor all I could think of was I need to play a survival game right [ __ ]

Now it was like it it was yelling at me you need to play the survival game now we are not bored out of my mind see that’s what I I that’s the one thing that’s really frustrating is that folks I don’t get it why are you playing

M abiotic factor or grounded or the forest I hate survival games okay F I like them thanks no problem how did you make a blast furnace I I didn’t I found one that’s how you make them okay nice copper there Loser here these are yours you keep them hey I’m just I’m giving you what [Laughter] you you stole my riches here you go not my sweets not my Treats open up copper Ingot shut the [ __ ] cream of mushroom look at that guy in his own dark oak I feel like I should rape my neighbor dark oat using [ __ ] real men use Birch e Birch is [ __ ] foul hey neighbor I’m here to borrow your blast frch real quick E pressure plates on the outside yeah there’s not supposed to be any bad guys in Here um what you munching orange Chicken what are you munching gum you go ahead why you go ahead and spit that out for me I’ve done that before uh sticking the whole [ __ ] Hubba Bubba tape roll into my mouth that’s how you’re supposed to do it or or eating the whole package of big leag Chew what a statement Human um uh so where do we mine forward I’m going to go forward a little bit more and I’m going to get a farm farm room I brought carrots and potatoes so that’s I got yeah I got some potatoes as well stay on your side you mind right

Side I’ll mine left and then we get the middle every Tuesday and Thursday okay this should do it so I’m going to put it um put it right Here so we have alternating weekends on the mine I get Monday Tuesday Wednesday you get Thursday Friday and then we switch weekends and then we also switch holidays every year so this doesn’t have to be super elaborate yet but I just need to clear

Out the thing do like a quick like uh 8 By8 shovel hate gravel thank you AK thank you LAN I have no idea leverian all I know is that corruption and greed will always find a way and it is up to Chads like us to make sure eating those beans are it does not win so kill your local Congressman thanks Ain not

Symmetrical I it’s the [ __ ] gravel give me a second I’m trying I really am hey that’s right binch Grinch Grinch please get the Grinch killer okay so how much is that’s three three this will do uh keep going straight straight you’re asking a lot for me the one gay person I

Respect and he’s a f go on say it [ __ ] thank you there you go no problem you’ve met your you’ve met your quota today I feel like putting in some overtime over time okay there’s that one let a homie borrow a crafting bench how’s he going to borrow it he

Just going to give it back uh I can get my stairs stairs where my stair it’s weird feel like I had stairs at least spares T of cobblestone you want to make more I give you I give you lemon grab from Adventure Time Vibes unacceptable put you in my oven I was

Just going to quote that when are you getting Dome from the from the Jewish girl put you in my eating those beans are you [ __ ] Insane help help I’m sorry I mean oops I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane I will remember this tell you this you give me L grab from Adventure Time what we playing The Walking Dead I’m going to Replay that here next year I’m going to make a sock sites on

Kenny and Jane smells like burning damn okay this is uh this is pretty good I’m this is ugly as [ __ ] I’m actually going to get rid of this I’ll fill this in I need this block level right here to go away This good job got to mixed up kind of mixed up maybe you got some smooth Stone in your base you get some big on your dick man this this OST cave Ambience is making me want to kill myself I was going to say yeah we need

To get that coal give me that hi Luka Luca says build copper house now I’m not doing that I’m curious Google something real quick how the what what what what huh what oh did you crouch while doing it maybe if you Crouch when you place it down and it becomes too

Single I was eating those be are you [ __ ] insane build copper house now thank you luuka also No joking me come on what is this [ __ ] hey guys Seth bling here a Weezer music pack with nobody Holly this is [ __ ] you know who plays lemong grab um was his name Justin royland yeah isn’t the Rick and Morty dude yeah that’s Him flooded cave right behind the House how about you flood some [ __ ] [ __ ] flood your house dude turn up the rent 200% on a on a single mother of Four your hole is right next to a river dude it’s Prime flood literally have no idea what you’re talking about I know is I hate you I’m going to kill you once the rain comes I hope you invested in a good sub [Applause] [Applause] pump his career is at risk of Jeopardy didn’t he [ __ ] play Mike Tyson’s punch out with his wife Justin ryland’s punch out I mean I’m asking I don’t know I don’t pay attention to uh uh what is it celebrities I hope they all choke and

Die hit her with that [ __ ] star punch there’s folks that are like I don’t like Hollywood because they abuse their actors I don’t like Hollywood because they don’t abuse the actors Enough come on Jay you’re just joshing I hate Hollywood and everyone that Harbors anybody there I hope they sincerely all Crash and Burn what what that means no Marvel movies I can’t see a world without my super you a Slop my go slop where is It mother Jack Black’s cool but he’s more of a singer than an actor like he always says like even though he acts and he’s a great actor holy [ __ ] this music is loud even though he’s an actor Jack Black says like Tenacious D is his number one

Focus and it always has been which I respect I’m starting to think that he doesn’t video Games and he doesn’t what he doesn’t play video games you know you don’t play G don’t play video games no more don’t play video games except for a little bit of Red Dead too don’t play video games just like me yeah I I’m a singer

I’m a singer by trade I’m totally not a [ __ ] worthless [ __ ] that plays video games and bought a house and put himself in debt over a career that can get shut down which by the way not doing a great job taking care of it ever play video games but meeting for

Kingdom Steve that is not a game all right Jay we’re going to give you a job to play video games on the internet and you’re going we’re going to give you a loyal community that loves you your only trade can’t say the N word no what what from The Angry Birds

Remember like from The Angry Birds no Tyrion is asleep right next to me lant don’t take that deal and and you [Laughter] Failed need more birch wood I didn’t know there were 700 people here that’s cool all came for me I believe it they think I’m funny but I’m not I’m actually going to Where’s my bod me oh more birch Wood ex me Ow actually I have an idea I haven’t done this in a long Time H you know what I’ll just put it [Applause] here Jon is Minecraft Youtuber Arc I came for shotgun cuz he’s lame and G let’s mod that guy mods mod that Guy that’s it rape and murder him hey you know what we’re going to replace silent with that guy silence mean really you think silence mean of all the people he’s calling me he’s says I smell and then I’m dumb and stupid and dumb are you I mean yeah

But I mean yeah but he doesn’t have to say it out Loud ah [ __ ] me Really only stupid people mind me copper you are stupid you are a black man this fixes me I’m also in this episode Jay you’re so brave for coming out as a Minecraft Youtuber I’ll make adjustments to this soon for now I’m quite happy with this pretty good by by by pretty good by by by pretty good all right getting to work on the Quarry a little [ __ ] on the farm now it’s kind of ready why do you have what

Was wrong with you why would you do this to me why would you put feel why what’s the point of the [ __ ] to make it look nice you can add another level and then push it out forward so it’s not on the Grass it’s not even the point we don’t even have enough iron to go and and we we can’t transport any Water can think about his damn holes meanwhile I am architect Sure there’s two things down here all right mines and art and what you’re currently destroying is Art okay uh dig dig down like uh two levels a there you always break my [ __ ] I can’t you place it on me stupid pie of inside my Body if Jay starts speedrunning Minecraft um uh one more I’m like 90% sure nobody actually cares if people saying nauy words since they can’t even moderate the ads on this hell thank you nose hair I like that see like oh stop stop stop you went one down there you go

Um no like the the naughty words on the hell site thing you’re like absolutely true 100% uh the thing is is that there will be someone that says like he’s problematic and we need to delete his career right now listen man I’m just saying if protect the kids upsets you or

If it says leave the kids alone upsets you maybe you deserve to be upset maybe we have to look At yeah I don’t know why the TTS is uh so quiet oh I see it prank that [ __ ] all the way up no it can get pretty [ __ ] loud okay that’s okay uh hey Jay I just want to let you know your streams help me

Through a hard time I can barely hear it is the thing I’ve turned it up as much as I could I I just can’t [ __ ] hear it now we’re going to make a quick 5x five so one two three four five more blocks I want I can’t wait to never use these [ __ ]

Blocks sure emper go here actually let me go to my mixer yeah my OBS is maxed out I just can’t [ __ ] hear it hello Citrus Bongo Get rid of this last wall right Here okay Adam Sandler the greatest movie ever made uncut gems starring Adam Sandler can you go and get wood like a lot of it we’re going to need a lot of ladders yeah how much we’re going to need a lot to go straight down and I will be able to make an

Elevator once we get to the nether cuz I need Soul Sand chop chop Chop must chop wood better sweep sweep sweep we sleep first dark and scary at yeah yeah oh Yeah I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane testing testing 1 2 3 I can hear that Dark dark oak fans get out of this chat this is a Birchwood chat [ __ ] Birch [ __ ] you I hate Birch you’re saying you hate whites it’s actually more of a beige the Liberals will eat their own you’re literally homosexual no wonder you love Birch my man my man I’m

Pinning that my man he gets it he understands me you [ __ ] he gets it he knows he [ __ ] understands i b we Birch fans are so oppressed you should stay oppressed Birch is [ __ ] ugly no it’s not it’s beautiful Birch is an accent wood you use Birch to Accent

Wood this is beautiful wood beautiful trees if you make an entire house out of Birchwood it is going to be the hideous [ __ ] eyesore if you mix Oak plus Birch you got something good Birch is for charcoal nothing else I love the Birch disrespect we’re getting today [ __ ] I’m going ban all of

You for 3 seconds I think I can do that now you can time people out for like 3 seconds yeah Now we can’t we can’t agree on the the the Birch debate but we at least agree that uh jungle wood is gay as [ __ ] I’m indifferent to it hate junglewood I hate jungles in general say the jungles [ __ ] no tear them all down we’ll do for now until I can get

Lanterns right now I have no iron go ahead ban me all you want nothing will UNG the [Laughter] Birch I’m just saying man this whole jungle biome could really be some great Ikea furniture Kill some attack you [ __ ] should Birch really I get the whole sucking [ __ ] thing but [Laughter] Birch I mean there are easier ways to come out of the closet shotgun I mean really come on it’s beautiful I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] Insane I don’t I’ve never I’ve never seen a cherry tree yet this is not Mason yeah I am not Mason no shotgun has hair you had to put the [ __ ] sugar cane right in Fr front of the door huh make it an eyesore maybe you should [ __ ] Farm it

Put it [ __ ] anywhere else put it off to the side get out of the [ __ ] way and make me walk to it oh yeah a little bit of exercise I to do you some just I’m uprooting all bird saplings I was eating [ __ ] over here put them away

They’re mine leave them alone never to see them again here take this wood thank you nice that’s a lot dark TVD total Birch [Laughter] death I hate you Chad I hate you you remember for all like a long long time that people were gungho that if you play sugar cane

On uh sand it grew fast That’s never been true I thought it was for a very long time drop kick a burnt sappling into the furnace what was I doing oh I Remember oh I’m [ __ ] whoops figuring that out now crazy I know I’m [ __ ] I don’t even know what that movie was about neither do I don’t even know the Movie three stacks of 64 should do Us justice for now welcome to Costco I love you liy Bar brought you a present Jak what go get your present what oh my own kelp thanks no problem maybe if you harvested it like a good boy it wasn’t ready yes it was ready wasn’t [ __ ] ready Oh Minecraft music coming on oh I’m feeling comfy oh netherite Hoe you have a bucket I do where are you getting all this [ __ ] iron I collected it from sunken ships but now I’m all out hey can you give me that bucket moment yeah why’ you you bastard no stop back up you did it wrong oh infinite water

Source well no it’s not cetri it’s not going to stay that way oh my God [ __ ] child you could never be an architect you’re right I wouldn’t want to the full the [ __ ] gays like you I’m sorry that came out wrong what I meant to say was [ __ ] you fat say It be a man ran out of uh box yeah oh my God I don’t [ __ ] care um can you bring me some dirt please sure anything for you how buddy Amigo o whoops I’m out of iron I feel so naked here’s your uh bucket water I used to [ __ ] with my brother telling

Him uh what’s coming in the next updates one year I told him they’re adding a breathing bar where you have to push the button to breathe in and out there’s no way he believed you oh he was stupid we were like five sometimes I forget I’m really

Old TR remember when was the Minecraft Beta I was like 2010 right don’t remember it’s been so long yeah 2011 so I was like 11 think it was nine he was a dumb child You are a black man this vexes me I have blood dripping out of my nose and dripping I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane you have a proposition for me say the nword and I will give you 12 kg wheel of cheese how are you going to get

It to me no no no no no no hold on hold on we’re talking business right now how how how are you going to get it to me I’ve had a cheese wheel before I did too I ate like 30 thou uh 30 of them in a span of a

Second ah Skyrim player you know it I will expand this later but as of right now this is pretty good mine I have the hankering to mine I will walk it to Texas no don’t do that all right um I don’t have any iron so

Neither do I we need to mine yeah so that’s what we’re going to do and C418 really kind of killed it with this beat where are my slaves too expensive couldn’t afford them all right I’m mining just mine in this 5×5 and just go go go you got it oops I hate

You that’s embarrassing back to Stone what if I walk to him then walk it to Texas no not CER I would really prefer that nobody knew where I lived I had somebody message me one time and I’m not giving him [ __ ] it’s just it’s it’s just a fact of what happened

Somebody me someone messaged me and said Jay I know you want an M1 grand can I please give it to you and I said wiggity wiggity what you’re just going to give it to me yeah no one in my family wants it and they don’t want me to have it so

I either sell it and wait or get jipped or I give it to one of my content creators and I said I’d be honored and he set up we set up a meeting point at a neutral location and he drove 8 m or 8 hours and he I didn’t I

Didn’t know that he was 8 hours away I would have told him no I see that iron yeah it’s mine so no we’re mining right now so he drove eight hours to meet at the spot and I was like dude you didn’t tell me that you were going to drive 8

Hours I would have told you no he said it’s no big deal he drove 4 hours and his [ __ ] axle bottomed out dedication I was I felt so bad like dude I would I would have just not taken it dude we live in America 8

Hours is like driving to work 8 hours is still 8 hours man especially in Texas the of Europeans who think they can drive from one state all the way to the other end of the country in like a couple days one of my favorite things oh we got ourselves an underwater cave here

Oh that’s the one I was talking about one of my favorite things are those little maps that say like how many europees can let’s see just how big Texas is and there’s Texas they put Africa inside of it and then they put a much smaller Texas inside of the Texas

Yeah this is pretty flooded it’s okay we will find a way around I was eating those it’s not it’s not that bad we insane I just need to put the blocks in this area put yeah but we just need to to get rid of the

Water yeah I’ll let you do it so we don’t accidentally block each other out thank you for the donation I’m sorry I missed it sock vtuber model one he has a couple I have one not like here’s one I just don’t ever use it because it’s I don’t know um

Sexy well it’s kind of hypocritical because I don’t [ __ ] like vtubers I don’t like how famous I don’t like how famous they get for lack of effort and it’s frustrating like none of them are funny either he’s a cute little anime girl oh my God like I asked Mason who actually does

Like vtubers I said what is the appeal here can you please tell me the appeal and I’m not judging I just don’t I want to know as someone that actually does watch them and he says anime I said there’s got to be something more to it than that

Man damn it that [ __ ] didn’t say my name for my donation all right whoo do we have an underwater cave time to break out a 41k or a a cavern what are these called uh that’s Moss whoa hello hello oh exxel golden what I don’t see an aelott ow right

Here hey put him in a bucket you just picked up a [ __ ] a aot yeah wait you never done that no here just give me a sec help I’m trying to get down to you it’s Beautiful man I’d be getting luckier and luckier you’d think I was what’s the I’m trying to remember what’s the the rarest color of isn’t it blue is isn’t like light blue super rare for Axel Minecraft blue Axel yeah I have a 1 in 12,000 or 12200 who joined

Porn are you going oh look at him be staring up at you that’s kind of cute whoa check it out he’s in a bucket this is really cute I’m going to kill them all now check your inventory he’s in your Bucket remember we’re here for iron what version I’m here for them oh I don’t have any shears [ __ ] like cor you played Minecraft I grew up on this [ __ ] I didn’t know you played m [ __ ] ain’t nothing to me man I straight up ate the Ops like this

Is I spun the block so many [ __ ] times I thought it was [ __ ] Minecraft wait what version you guys do Java the most recent Java 1.2.4 it’s a real do you want to Join maybe if I can figure out how to do this [ __ ] or are you a Bedrock player dude I don’t I don’t know what Minecraft is anymore yeah Minecraft’s gone through a couple face lifts that’s for sure there goes Jay There Goes My Hero there now you have a way to get

Back is what I would have said almost lost my cool there we need shears so we can collect this fruit what does the fruit do it’s fruit it’s just a free food oh you can eat it yeah you can eat it and you can plant it it makes those

Vines oh there’s endies there’s endies endies we got an Indy this is kind of comfy I like all this little Shrubbery [ __ ] I don’t really understand what it’s is that lapis there’s Lapis Symmetrical you ever played Bioshock yep who’s this an intruder and he’s ugly ugly ugly uh that never happened it’s not in the game up hey he looked straight at me and went damn I have G to cut you up you can actually leave this part um

Open so it’ll be easier to ow do the Lush but we should get rid of the water I know I’m just uh making a wall so that like mobs can get in it and also you know get symmetrical according to rumors the next BioShock game is a open world I’d be very

Surprised if we even got another BioShock game a lot of people I don’t I hated INF infinite sucked infinite was not a good game a lot of people theory is pointless J you just don’t understand they’re going to go to every Universe ever made and kill Fontaine in every

Universe forever even the universes where he doesn’t know he’s Fontaine what or not Booker or not Fontaine Booker comto comto [Applause] cumstain according to rumors you like it up the fart box this true I like the taste of them bro cigarette Dick oh there’s iron excuse me Axel aren’t Axel like uh the Water fox or something what the [ __ ] did I just do they they’re quirky little creatures like can’t they for you I I have One okay I have seven iron not a whole blot just don’t cut down any of this fruit until I can get a uh a pair of Shears I got the Lush Lush biome Music close squids ah yes a reskin that’s not useful useless useless useless bunch of iron I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane thank you Seth right back Munchies I’m go some food where’s that damn food I hate Jesus Christ [ __ ] out of Here are we all right no hey [ __ ] huh move I don’t know what the [ __ ] going on with him yeah if it was a he would have sucked your [ __ ] if it was a snake it would have bit Me tell Neo to drop the gay [ __ ] and play Neo or play Minecraft okay D I’ll go tell him right now and what I’ll tell you what he says uh what’s the version the most recent one uh one 2.4 I believe so I believe so he’s playing fortnite night he’s too he’s too

Far gone I can’t help him oh glowberries I need a trapo pardon me bro my F’s making a light show the microwave dude I could be gooning enter a username for Minecraft Java Edition and everyone I put it breaks it it was weird for me too it wanted me to give it my social and stuff

Then it said its name was Minercraft I was like hm I don’t get this it won’t let me use cornhole I’m going to try my original YouTube name it wasn’t it super toaster it was yeah that was my old Xbox name but my old uh YouTube name was

Bimer I still can’t use that [ __ ] you this is [ __ ] [ __ ] Why Can’t This man I just want to play the game man these games these guys are [ __ ] blocking bad Hop Off My Dick Mojang Mojang should be [ __ ] grateful I played this game when cobblestone was

Dark man I played this [ __ ] when the only bricks you had were [ __ ] Cobblestone wood I remember when Cobblestone has had an L on it and you could always see the l oh you still kind of can it’s not where it used to be um there was an L on cobblestone in

The texture and you could you could go like what the [ __ ] if I think I have to do the old one um okay the I think it’s the classic look let me see oh daughter Slaughter there it is right there big old L there it is that L

Is really easy to to see and whenever somebody points out that L you’ll always see the l l l fail to create profile you can see it every single time it’s so hard to like lose sight of It that’s that’s one of the old old references hey Aiden yeah it’s it’s still sort of there but not as much as it could be it will not let me create a [ __ ] I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane thank you JoJo hope you’re having a wonderful day

J I I wish I was friend I really wish I was I’m having a better day now that my friends are here and I get to play comy Minecraft Pooky when are we going back to the Quarry don’t call me Pooky Pooky NE IBM quantum computer this [ __ ]

Ain’t nothing to me man I’m a dog that’s it top shelf Zaza messing with myc rhythm disrupted my circadian RI sure V you can join up the shotgun though I don’t own the realm oh my God V DM me your Minecraft usern names v v loves that he didn’t know who

I don’t even know what the [ __ ] he said where’s he at I’m looking for him in chat right nowman I don’t know about you vo but I don’t speak Russian excuse me IRS excuse me IRS Jim want is that fine this is czy I hate

Jim you want to [ __ ] me got it I’m adding him excuse me I $6,000 this is treason you want to [ __ ] me well if you want to join DM me your Minecraft username dude my taxes are [ __ ] insane and they and they were only insane once Biden showed up Biden’s America this is

America don’t catch you slipping when when Trump when Trump was in office I paid $88,000 in taxes you know [ __ ] that’s that’s quite some some you know some some goua but you know 8 Grand is 8 Grand Biden got elected I had to pay $68,000 in taxes just just give him an

IOU oh yeah owod there stir FR Place hey baby nearby his family good morning good morning sleepy it’s like $15 you can you get a giant ass bowl and fill it whatever whatever the [ __ ] you want dude I wish there was a way that I

Could just not pay my taxes but I I I just I’m not brave enough say there is a way it’s just illegal well Jay if you were to maybe send me some money you could uh put that down as a donation on your text Point sh sh don’t say Anything W I haven’t played this goddamn game in a while love you Tyrion boy he’s real dude snag my pcture exuse me iest oh shotgun what is a realm thank you very much Tech nation that was very generous of you how do I check my username uh go into a single player

World open your world up to land press P okay I’m loading her clean [ __ ] thank you very very much technician that was very generous of you not know your social interactions are only available in multiplayer worlds yeah you got to open it up to land first and then it’ll I save a

Screenshot just put the name on top of your Character or create a single player world and hold Tab and look at your oh yeah wait should I change my key button Forgot [ __ ] it’s a daddy corn okay DM it all lowercase daddy corn DM me it no was e those beans are you [ __ ] insane wasn’t able to get your last stream but Mary Lake Christ and happy New Year the best of the year I don’t

Know what I am bro very nice of you thank you very much you getting your stir fry I forgot can you make can you make a recipe with glowberries are they just a really really good food Source I found a stick where up be good start oh it’s another Spruce Spruce is better than [ __ ] Birch I’m an oak kind of boy ah classic white [ __ ] man why are these trees so [ __ ] big this is Annoying no so ow he’s up see it thank you experience that was nice of you see it don’t think it I have to think Tony Soprano’s voice lines what is that Ready or Not yeah I think it’s a ready or not that’s awesome a hey why don’t you ask the door I’m

Going to die don’t oh he can’t get in here monsters over here [ __ ] me how far from Spawn y get [ __ ] it was just that shrimp way too easy if you ask me I how to do this [ __ ] open F3 to see quartz yeah I don’t know what I’m looking

At I never really understood how to do this cords are really easy to understand if you’re just not from New Orleans you’re not from New Orleans are you just look at the line that has like the numbers like positive negative has like XYZ good afternoon hi uh excuse me sir which way to

Berlin uh across the sea oh my [ __ ] god there goes my hero oh [ __ ] I found a bee where did you come from did you where’d you go uh where did you come from Jim boy oh cut ey Joe I have no [ __ ] idea where I’m a

Buble bee look at the bee I’ve never seen a I’m afraid of bees oh speaking of bees my name is Michael [ __ ] and I’m afraid of insects where okay oh dude how do I do the bees how do I get the like how do I is there

A special way to harvest it uh okay so have you ever watched Vine sauce I’m being serious have you ever watched Vine sauce mhm okay so you know the it’s hip to [ __ ] bees you know like that yes all right go get them tiger uh you try to find their beehive

You put a campfire underneath it you oh well I broke it smoke yeah you wait [ __ ] was my boy didn’t do anything wrong I followed the constructions to a te instructions unclear dick cive oh [ __ ] no instructions un clear dick stuck in beehive oh [ __ ] are

Angry wait uh Jimmy boy I’m down by the water I’m alone no hold on okay I’ll come back up the hill I’m coming for you [ __ ] holy [ __ ] shut up this isn’t very relaxing of you oh my god brother was like man I should probably stop being

Loud how do I go third person again F5 what the [ __ ] am I I I have no clue a disappointment how do i h [ __ ] I smell Jojo heard that everything oh I gave you tools I appreciate you I I was like wait what do you like

My sword sword [ __ ] Tim Allen Home Improvement is what I would have said these guys think they can get the one up on me do you know where to go I got no for for oh my diamond sword sword Tobuscus really went from top of the YouTube chain to false rape

Accusation to man that Kyle writtenhouse guy what a card he like a heavy conspiracy theorist now he’s just really conservative brck dubs oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Applause] fr egit the War Hogs seen from Avatar sides shot helicopter look at the bad

Guys that girl has a robot arm every I love Birch mysterious hooded man watches from a distance did you go in this little KRA underwater so let’s get it on the fathers of the ren Renaissance we got the classical technique to kick these three toad freaks back under the street

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The middle wouldn’t want to touch you with a six foot chisel boring a goop rais a poop a slice ninj like fruit you did it you did it go go go go go no you didn’t [ __ ] up go go go rapael and I came throw dop on the PO

And I B till I cro I’m an MC sh but I get a feeling I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling oh Michelangelo and I’m giant I read David but I slay you I I SL you like alive I’m a rap god and

You can’t quite touch me this battle your last judgment trust me trust me creeper oh man science we dropped the mathematics The Architects of rebirth the rap addicts you eat the foot but it won’t go well either catch an Italian boot to the half shell the wisdom of our taught us not to

Rush here dude back new floppy helicopter fly away I could be Rock mik suck I’m oh hi I’m a rude but cool guy tell me who you are D cuz I got him a lot of clue what you do that’s cuz you mutants are too immature you would know

Genius if it pissed in your sewer sewer CU we rap RH got the rhy in the rhyme so sweet we like NES games cuz we can’t be beat yo go in and hate with just skate on by you guys draw more dick the New York drop chicken in a lead take your no

Corn what is happening we woke up in fuia over here man just like the [ __ ] episode of SpongeBob the ls I have no PR for you who ruined everything my Revolution was doing to stop the bis I fought the bondage of classes the proletarian masses and now

I’m here to K spit a thesis against both your asses frankstein looking like it’s hip hop child red of a white cuz’s wife can’t do [ __ ] tonight and Y you were supposed to be my right hand man but your loyalty shed up like your right man your whole

Future was bright you let your heart grow dark and stop the greatest Revolution since the birth of marks knock knock knock somebody say the GL [ __ ] made a m and the hands withd if your name with time to get I had the balls dance P down that wall

Like the Kool-Aid man oh yeah you yog you need a shower and you all need to learn how to handle real power say Bing in CU balling oh no oh no what are you autistic [ __ ] on you want ball in Cuba I’m Bing in Cuba and I ball in Cuba when

I’m balling in Cuba and I’m Bing in Cuba Jud moves in balling and I’m balling in Cuba I’m CU my don’t distract me the last Cuba that attacked me the Cuba life Cuba come at me Cuba come at me you don’t know what you’re doing when try to ball ass what mine like

[Laughter] Cuba sh on ry’s toes spawn I’m in the cave okay I’m like on two hearts right now I’m in the khole licking balloon knot right now remember when smos was was around shut in their back no hi did you bu happen to pick up a stone

Tools yeah wow thank you are you a stone tools x uh eat the a dude I hit this girl with are you a grass it worked pretty good oh my God I have I have two hearts give those creepers a lightskinn stare we Dro science we’re at the rtics

The Architects have rebirth the rap ads got to be one of my favorite ones what’s what’s another good one creeper I don’t even know what the [ __ ] you guys are doing creeper oh my God Jim run oh man where get this [ __ ] little bastard out of here [ __ ] you stupid I have two

Hearts oh my God shotgun can I get some help on this Quarry please I’m trying to make pork chop there’s just too much there’s just too much [ __ ] water I just mined a bunch of uh what call it iron get that [ __ ] you please something for me nice murder

Magic word I just I just said please say it again gay no problem is that a [ __ ] ah it’s a drone let’s start this show this petty officer who’s the hardest the biggest mistake you ever made I’ll forever oh my God shut the [ __ ] up oh gold not so fast Cortana says you’re

Greek so why don’t you stick these lyrics under your ass show me your but you are a monument to your sins you’re the soldier that need you to be there’s no way you can beat me even my initial spell MC oh I’m trying to remember all of your

Companions were all camping in a canyon took a camp into your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon trying to remember the line from Stevie Wonder versus Wonder Woman Oh you couldn’t walk in my shoes so stick to your reboots with PL was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane came for the mines got the [ __ ] did I just hear did you hear that keep up the great work that thank you disaster something I heard

Again country’s rigged and we all know the riggers for the last eight years this country’s been run by I am Chuck [ __ ] Norris I spread more than 40 score on your puny Civil War [ __ ] I split the union with a roundhouse kick I iard dick I attack sharks when I smell

Them bleed I don’t go swimming water just wants to be around me I [ __ ] knew it yeah all right in the blast photos Okay Okay POS 3824 oh wow that’s a lot and now it’s [ __ ] raining my day is so ruined this the worst birthday ever I

Can ruin it some more do want me to just teleport you guys here yeah if you want uh wait Jima I lost you I’m I’m over by the pigs outside the outside the cave okay J oh hey oh I’ll take care of that oh dude you’re Bubba Fett I love that Skin hi Boba like the tea bunker Busters out out no no get all right fine which way is outside found it ow this is supposed to be comfy sugar cane so good what the [ __ ] there’s a shrimp in my stir fry yeah good kill it you got the superior stir fry

Filling no are mobs can chill in the rain can’t they if I remember correctly yeah that’s cringe I’m going to die uh for my surf and for my uh surf fry I do surf and turf so I have a beef and crab we should just play valheim Jay

Good comfy I wanted to play abiotic factor but I already played all of it nothing left the biggest sin I remember waking up from my nap at work and then seeing you stream valheim I’m like yep I’m buying this yeah I was playing that for like

Uh man it felt like [ __ ] 12 hours straight it was so solid man I’m I’m I’m running through the algorithm right now man it’s been years since I played this [ __ ] nightmare I’ll teleport you hold on you hit the [ __ ] [Laughter] ground that [ __ ] ground came out of nowhere dude [ __ ]

Dick shotgun you’re you’re a little bastard today aren’t you what I do black black [Laughter] yikes oh this is a stone pickaxe let me see here did you find where I landed J I have your stuff let’s me see these test results and uh wait what I’m right behind you 5%

Wellsh thank I didn’t find the axe that’s the only thing it’s all good I can make one I [ __ ] die try to save two of the cows like two I’m going to try to start a farm Mo Timmy pizza oh yeah oh yeah yeah [ __ ] doing the mining with the

Door J hey man that’s what that’s what US OG’s had to do back in the day what do you mean back in the day you’re doing it now hey man if it works it works old habits die hard I guess old people come hard I Come Harder Father of Lies come in Disguise

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[ __ ] uh YMS YMS was like poy is the worst show I’ve ever seen in my life like it’s not made for [ __ ] Kids there’s just something about the shallowness of the series who where are this is [ __ ] cool I’m going to build down here suck my dick I didn’t bring any Cobble [ __ ] f and I grabbed it out of your chest there’s a if you go up there’s half that iron stack in Chest I be real Max and Ruby make mud pies look really good uh The Land Before Time tree stars look [ __ ] the tree star [ __ ] out of the tree Stars tree star what is this what is this what [ __ ] get out get out [ __ ] you get out who are

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Our Lord you want to know what’s in my fate mol I feel my lungs burning it’s all about that train rig nug nug in the mouth out the belly but you know how it is that’s what I always say you know it’s just like an emotional

Bond you know Amen to that fat rips all day I don’t know where the [ __ ] all my senses are taken from me sight smell earring it’s just V that’s all there is to it baby I can’t see but I’m [ __ ] loving it I love it when people just make those like coughing nails

[Applause] like oh but that train rck nug nug I am from the Tobacco Company you guys are vaping instead of enjoying our healthy cigarettes holy [ __ ] crackers welcome to vape on I have a sto what the [ __ ] get to the balls run I’mma cook up some of this meat boys

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Minecraft developers said we’re going to make something in the world of Minecraft that isn’t Minecraft Minecraft Legends is [ __ ] cringe what about they critically Acclaim video game Minecraft the tail game series like I said very cringe Pat oswal was like Minecraft and we all said shut the [ __ ] up and never

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Know about the Minecraft Telltale Game when pork chop dies uh I know it’s like very anticlimactic it’s very it’s very minecrafty we’re watching it right now oh my God who’s a skeleton [ __ ] shooting we’re watching it right now get get get inside get inside app [ __ ] outside [ __ ] with the tomatoes go go

Hold on yeah he’s a long-legged pissed off Puerto Rican [ __ ] my tomatoes Tomatoes his name is Reuben we’re have to put the beer back no no I think you also got pissed off when the marshmallows were going back too okay uh Corin all right look at my screen

He healed off that pig hurt its foot Reuben it’ll be fine are you okay you’re a hero does say anything it’ll be fine think of how oh you can’t see it hold on God damn it it you can see it could you hear it we can see it we can see it I

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Activity I know I’m going to change it for the [ __ ] stream too don’t worry I went hiking today right after work and uh I’m so tired but I cannot sleep you guys see what I put in P chat like we’re are you [ __ ] insane okay any chance you will play DMC peak of

Combat are you going is it bro team I heard now we can’t hear it now we can’t hear it don’t go full screen okay I I yeah it says pro team hell yeah dude that guy’s insane now oh yeah no he’s totally insane okay hold on

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Think of how delicious you’re going to be you’re going to make a great sandwich in fact I named you after your eventual fate well we can’t have the girl die so how about the Pig dies why is that guy still wearing a plastic bag on his head [Laughter] oh my

God he didn’t even talk to him he just let him [ __ ] the motherfucker’s dead and we’re laughing yeah [ __ ] stupid ass rud we just watched a death on stream and we’re laughing Jesus good quarry’s filled he’s going for the 17 pounder yeah no dude my hungry ass could not own a foam

Football the one with the bite taken out of it yeah you weren’t a family if you didn’t have a Nerf foam football with a chunk bitten out of it oh I about just walked off that [ __ ] or he’s filed [ __ ] full shit’s full shit’s full all right here come on help

Me uh help me dig more give a second where you going to where you going to fit a tree that big why don’t you bend over and I’ll show you you got a lot of nerve talking to me like that I wasn’t talking to you love that movie why is the floor wet

I don’t know Margo and the rocket red glare hey watch to the same Grace but Grace died 38 years ago the blessing I pledge allegiance to the flag honey are you smoking again [Applause] no the gri Wall family C real sappy this one lot of pitch lot of

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Down that’s if you like get flipped around in your your oh yeah you have an ulanch I guarantee you’re going to get [ __ ] yeah your vertigo’s all all junk junk junked up what’s swanie doing in the dumbass room quick you’re in an avalanche spit so you can figure out where you’re going

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Seed give me your seed Sarah talking to swanie yeah on there you go Swan’s like I think I’ll have kids some other time Sarah is that a challenge give it to me now get out of my skin would you settle for me sausage you’ll get it when you pray from

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Now would have been the perfect time for him to tell the truth about what’s going on behind the scenes instead he did it way too early it’s like Alex he just says it too soon what’s going on behind don’t worry Kanye will become a cult classic what

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Corner hey what are you doing what are you doing why are we screaming is there an emergency huh keep it down you do some cool ass [ __ ] that’s what you’re doing yeah man help me out hey man you fck hey man you go 90 and a 30 do you

Know why I’m in the hood [ __ ] i’ be speeding this [ __ ] too I don’t want to be here you got a gun no sir I don’t have a gun let me Now That’s What I Call serving a community what seems to be the officer problem thought this was America America p no

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There I remember as a kid I remember as a kid thinking uh when I playing Metal Gear 3 I was like damn Graphics aren’t going to get any better than this yeah yeah I remember thinking that too and then and then they proceed to [Laughter]

Not man no games are ever going to look better than this and he was right me playing Minecraft nothing will get better than this sure we stopped serving breakfast at 5 minutes ago I got to go get another iron pick here in a minute whatever I miss all day

Breakfast you know how many times I’ve woken up in the middle of the night and be like damn I see the sound pads have loaded up the amount of times I’ve woken up at like 3: and be like damn I could go for a MC riddle right now you know how many

Times you’ve probably woken up and said man I could go for a dick all no he usually thinks of old up black man I didn’t do anything with any Sheeps [ __ ] dick import my whoa no I hate you I [ __ ] hate you isn’t this nice stone cutter just some Minecraft with the boys with the boys damn e sent me a friend request e e even did V mem seriously think that he could be

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Corn dogs all Dred in [ __ ] mayonnaise and smashing it with some beer oh yeah oh yeah iise one let me Miss yeah baby drenched don’t let me Miss number two [ __ ] here let’s see if we can hit the oh yeah oh killed again guess what I don’t [Applause]

Know I got a shotgun let me prove it kid there it is oh I killed a kid oh there’s my okay so it’s still Swan with underscores under in between each letter shotgun H it took me way too long to find that is this Swan with underscores each like between each

Letter is it uppercase or lower case all upper case baby I have so many sounds on here that are Untitled and I’m so afraid to press any of them right FL is there an underscore after the key no there you go it looks like that song from boy all right you’re

In is that an ODST it’s a b yeah I like I like bugs dude that’s that’s me on [ __ ] small I like bugs I like redheaded lady reaching for an apple he br up with the BL going to take a fight no wait she going to breathe on

It first dude I’d [ __ ] the [ __ ] I Griffin Lo she takes a bite choose it once twice three times three times four times stop saliva [Laughter] work a look at VY five times how do I accept your friend request [ __ ] Lois get the hell out of

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Selection of features will begin automatic the day I saw the video of your dingling it changed my mindset of my dingling so I am now in competion with you to make my dingling bigger than yours and when I make it bigger than yours why are you disrespecting me my

Mistake Original Gangster no this will not be forgiven it’s good to be a gangster I I love love I love Minecraft comfy uh what’s the [ __ ] is today Wednesday stop [Laughter] it I hear zombies oh wait did I just hear the heavy screen hey hey SW what what letter comes after n in the alphabet Oh well hello Jesse an an I’m Dr slam the fart Hey corn hi knock knock us who’s coming to your

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[ __ ] it was messed up before I got here what you no what you looking at No don’t want it to [ __ ] want to a shake your balls I am Optimus Prime hold fire hold fireing human po chocolate fudge dessert close do I wipe or let it crust everybody knows it’s a pinch and twist kind of day you know it’s a scratch and stiff kind of day

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[ __ ] is wrong with you man what is that fromd of the chain I been a middle my chain there’s nothing much down here other than those three diamonds I mean those there were no diamonds I I ate them cor cor did you hear what happened recently Jake didn’t you find diamonds

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Guy was a good shot I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] insane I’m trying to find a I got oh hey Bo I got it’s V hey what’s Upon a Time in the project how you doing today low red high rise y’all yeah it’s the nut Shack it’s the nutshack

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Best part you dummy making healing powder is knowing the know how to can someone Play Caesar tries to install a mod yeah yes please [ __ ] all right I’m coming downstairs yall seen Piper go to your Nexus mod history can someone help me my Fallout new Vegas crashes on Startup stupid

[ __ ] Bethesda Jank what mods are you using I don’t even have that many mods installed just the basics I’ve got Fallout character overhaul essential visual enhancements and of course project Nevada I even installed New Vegas stutter remover so I don’t understand what the problem is those

Mods are old and outdated you should try using newer mods what are you talking about these are the most endorsed mods on Nexus and I’ve always used them Fallout New Vegas is just a buggy game I’m also using an En by the way you shouldn’t use ENB it was made for Skyrim

Not New Vegas it causes all sorts of graphical issues what are you talking about wait a minute all of my favorite YouTubers use an ENB and it makes their games look NextGen besides Skyrim and Fallout New Vegas are basically the same engine I’m not removing blackout ENB end

Of story listen you should just start over and follow the Viva New Vegas mod guide yeah I’m not not reading all of that [ __ ] this I’m going to install a Nexus collection using Vortex thanks for nothing yeah I’m not reading all that my one of my favorite ques of all

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Frustrated me it’s it’s okay I don’t really care for it I thought it was fine it definitely Bethesda game it’s it it feels it really is just feels super [ __ ] empty yeah and a lot of the quests just boil down to hey go find this guy on this other

Planet hey go teleport there teleport back teleport there yeah go go through seven loading screens I still can’t believe people are that you couldn’t you know slowly fly from you know start constellation start constellation I mean no man if you had like an animation or something that’d be kind of and also uh

Traversing planets is annoying can only walk there yeah you can’t drive that’d be cool if you had damn you just sitting here watching us no I’ve been here for about two seconds I’m him forgot I’m him here that has that’s a Chia Pet now look at that it’s it’s a pillow it’s a

Pet it’s a chillo penis pet why hey you guys keep doing that I’m horses aren’t you glad you’re a jackass you know the Civil Rights Movement never would have happened without my grandfather really yeah he was the guy telling Rosa Parks get out

Get to the back of the bus do you a TP no I I set your bed as my spawn for tempor my bed yeah we sleep together iron oh man I’m a bust I finally went to decompression therapy today and that [ __ ] was weird how much come did you

Decompress you’ll never be a real car car piss [Laughter] car horse horse wait oh this works with that all right yeah I’m use my wood ax horse penis as a master Bo this slate is sure is deep it’s been 3 hours how the hell did 3 hours [ __ ] vanish like

That I was one I I thought you guys started playing the way the state of the world is honestly [ __ ] flies when you got a sound pad in your [ __ ] ear screaming SW do that cat one Again that’s the wrong One do the other one where it’s like m I don’t think I should uhoh the funny cat yeah that’s a funny cat that’s one funny cat yeah baby get me ready to do a thing Baby let him Cook Papa doing his thing papa cook I wish me too I got to mute real quick and make sure this is okay also did I hear somebody play the [ __ ] Giani Mao I wish I could [ __ ] that guy’s ass for a

You look look at that new car I wish I could afford a car I wish I had a bike I wish I Could [Laughter] damn damn oh damn [ __ ] all call signs check in yes poo poo too this is po 2 standing by reporting in waiting link up the juju on the beat too ready to engage over beef Supreme coming in low and fast f standing by Peter puncher on standby it’s just vetal VR call signs

Use bum bum 69 weapons hot Gilbert God MI6 this is James Bond this is G God freed I’m pissing and [ __ ] and I got to I got to [Laughter] Pee yo Darren I got to pee so be right back That he ch I appreciate the dear chat egg you’re welcome monster [ __ ] bundle not in the game yet yeah bundle hasn’t been in God damn it it’s a good item and it’s not in the game yet well I guess they just didn’t want to make uh what are they called it’s not a

B it’s it’s not a backpack it’s for organizing clutter is that a for skin [ __ ] Fant oh that’s a house right what is that it’s like a mansion nearby yeah there I’m going to go in there dangerous ow [ __ ] this I was just thinking to myself this would be oh

Daytime be a nice place for uh I’m not dealing with Phantoms Phantom TXS they’re so skib anyway I’m going to rape you oh please yeah get get the [ __ ] down from there did thatum octus just attack oh you just okay dude it you [ __ ] [ __ ] jump kind of don’t know what to

Do I’m going build a house I don’t know what to do in this Minecraft game I think I will play Minecraft I’m going to punch wood you can always play later if you want to play some I was mimicking him [ __ ] I know I’m just saying you want to play the

Final I could finals have you played uh the release of ready KN yet J yeah I did I shot the furry in the back of the head good boy good man did the same thing boss you killed a child amazing outstanding that’s why they are the boss that’s why you’re the best

Boss [ __ ] man I just found Mountain J they look cool you bet the draw distance isn’t big enough you would not have seen it would draw this do not believe your eyes love that s 10,000 fist uh of the world as I fell asleep hey will open the tear drops

Everywhere I think they would but I would just stand and St I like to make myself that planet turns slowly I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep everything is never as it seems oh I might have messed up my key bindings I’m going the wrong way banjo is that

You so true bestie no Kazooie I will not have sex with you yeah I’ve never actually played those games [ __ ] gruntilda can throw it back dude the gruntilda Shaker in the game over screen maybe where these mountains at J or SK dubdub they’re too far to really do anything with

Oh CU I ran away from home cuz I hate Jay he forced me to mine and he he was forced to mine and craft he was forced to eat glowberries forced to play Arma 3 have you guys seen that game or not not that game that that British television called

Uh Horrible Harry with the dog [ __ ] parents so it’s a show about like the point of the show is it’s a it’s called a k it’s called about it’s a show about a kid called horrible hariry he’s supposed to be like okay he’s supposed to be like a really dog [ __ ]

Son but he’s not and he gets his parents treat him like [ __ ] oh my God like they’re in the car and the dad is like slamming on the wheel and he goes oh this damn traffic pile up Harry this is your fault Harry can you hear me this is your

Fault and then the mom goes Harry listen to your father and then the son the the other son that never does anything wrong is like I think we left Harry back at the house Harry wasn’t even in the car and they were still [ __ ] blaming him for

[ __ ] I mean Harry shouldn’t have stepped out of line exactly dude damn you right [ __ ] should grab that grind good that grab saddle suit up everybody hates C yes show people Co was Harry’s fault even in your dreams I’ll be there oh speaking Co my freaking family Christmas thing got

Cancelled cuz apparently someone had Co was like what is this 2019 dude hey Cosmic no one cares anymore hello Cosmic how are you doing today man I [ __ ] hate cos I love cos God I found a Tyrion Cosmic Cosmic always does me a huge favor every Christmas I always say

I need you to draw Karen with big boob boob [ __ ] and he goes I got you King can he draw me that way yeah he’s not going to but he can thought that’ be gizzly nah gizzly does too much gay porn Cosmic actually does normal normal for the people

Porn no Cosmic doesn’t do porn he just he just does like my weird request every 365 days I going that it feels like it’s like 1 in the morning I don’t know why it does feel kind of late that’s that’s what Minecraft does to you that’s a cool sheep into the lava in

It’s only 10:00 and I’m feeling sleepy cozy game yeah I used to like game on Minecraft like hours and I just loaded up like real snoozer we sleep maxing kind of makes me want to play valum valim based valheim I want to play atic Factor nothing got to wait I saw you guys

Playing that what is that it’s think of halflife one black Mesa but Gordon never showed up to work Survival game so it it didn’t have the res Cascade it is having the resident’s Cascade just Gordon wasn’t the cause of it and he also isn’t there to stop it yeah but it’s actually

Like halflife yeah basically oh question Still Remains the wrong dick in the right place makes all the difference shotgun do you want to play the finals I can play the finals if you want I think I’m getting I’m getting little sleepy and my back is starting to

Cramp up a little bit yeah we need we need to place something to wake us up I’m going to wait for my kelp to you’re doing normal stuff not turn right we’re not doing ranked oh join them I do mind I hate you I’ll kill you me too my pants fell

Down no keep them down it’s the virus on my computer that brings up porn and PS my pants down I hate it here I hate it here corny here just wait for I might have a final update actually yeah never mind I hate better internet when are we going to play the beginnings that’d be funny if it was real yeah the starts the climaxes every time I every time I every time

Kiss every time I carry a team in this game they always friend request Every Time We Touch I get this Every Time We Touch every kiss Cartman like went off when he’s saying that D you ever hear the one of a Vegeta singing some shady no I’m going to look it up right

Now okay yeah there it is no more comfy craft for now yeah I thought it already it sounds pretty good please finals time baby finals y’all acting like you never seen a princess Sans before you clean your computer I just open up the door and I air dry it or not

Air dry Press air dry it air pressure izer I put in the dishwasher put on Hydrochloric acid works wonders I heard that no you didn’t you need to put in your in your put in your washing machine and don’t forget the fabric off so ow

Yeah I don’t know if this is the right One flamethrower I’m going to combo it with a mes Shield oh update so slow all right guys all right new agenda okay losing how to cope with new gender What if what if I brought mesh Shield not mesh Shield but the goo gun instead no you can make bridges and close off objectives Skib is it today’s corin’s day off nope that’s tomorrow he passed Out where’s the cat on your shoulder yeah where he go right there I don’t see Him it’s so freaking [Applause] Adorable easy money America can’t invite Swan I guess he’s throwing no I’m installing day oh you’re installing it okay J yeah we’re going to I was going to 5 minutes still playing Anvil Saga dude it undid a total of 4 hours of progress because a bug refused to let me save I’m

Not I know they fixed it but that four hours is going to be hard to get back what game you talking about Anvil Saga Anvil Saga it’s a funny little blacksmithing game but the game moves forward in in progression without telling you so like you you constantly

Have to be making a shitload of money at all times m and it’s not always that easy is it VR no oh feel like be a good I feel like blacksmithing would be a very good VR game there are a lot of blacksmithing VR games you know it’s one thing play V is

Co-op fishing here we go I Doos the overdogs and finally the kingfish and they are the [ __ ] coniss Shure all right hold on it’s a fortune I’m not going over there quick the first team to will win called it time speed and the strategy teammate is not going the overdogs piling into Vault

One uhhuh yeah what are you seeing this Scotty our first elimination this could set the pace for the rest of the match the battle lines are drawn what was the point of that goofing down there doesn’t move damn it they changed it okay hold on I want to try they they passion

Onp theyve all members except for one now it bounces off that that was weird your goo bounced off and hit me go after cash box one the Retros are back in the arena folks position on the no how did those guys do it the Retros will need to try again I

Don’t know how they did it come what you trying to do there’s a video I saw where these guys leveled an entire map because they connected goo to the crane and just spun it around oh yes I’ve already done the dark tide special Mission I have I I did it on all

The hard modes and everything light on me enemy in there the match is starting to heat up as the kingish have started our first match out light light light got him numbered but not outplayed the overdog behind res their medium is still alive m delivery Christ alive creating a safe Zone hello

Gas on it one one oh you one Christ go away he’s dead aders for the over out got him the now point point point he’s got ride Shield he’s one got him nice I don’t know what like the overdogs have Respawned throwing gas on iten I can’t move he’s half ah we got it this is exactly what the kingfish needed they pocketed our first cash out and uh go gun sucks it’s weird I feel like I could get it to work I just don’t know what it’s

Supposed to be doing making cover and blocking entrances going things up we can also use it as like a staircase kind of like a prey oh yeah I get that the overdog stand on top of it too yeah you can like jump up throwing grenade going after the ret busy a [ __ ]

Me I’m missing everything Flamethrower isn’t really going to par well with the goo gun though cuz it gets rid of Goo yeah people are saying that they do pair well cuz you can set the goo on fire throwing some go kill the guy the overdogs are Holding On by just one PA there

Only thank you Vi at home an event is on I’m getting better with the model he’s one get going stationary contestants like very good day SE keep things moving still a little sad about team it’s whatever just a week away you move guys oh it’s in the elevator [ __ ]

Actually this isn’t that bad out underway thanks to the kingish hey smart thinking and then what if you just put it in front of the door too lights oh those are the lasers might [ __ ] us some if you keep standing here they won’t they can’t get you

Perfect does it hurt enemies or just us he if you’re caught in it it will explode feel like this door is behind us supp to open too we gooed the [ __ ] out of this they’re firing through it they’re coming in no they’re not you they get rid of Goo we just put

In more goo hey hey if we keep orbital stking Them oh no the go we’re good this is [ __ ] stupid maybe maybe maybe I was I was wrong to to be so judgmental uh-oh incoming incoming at the end of this game show event w a spectacle oh yeah here they come I’m just throw gas on it [ __ ]

It they’re going to steal it we didn’t get it in time no it’s going to be really close we got it nice you know maybe I judged the goo gun too harshly lights out in the Ena just as the spotlight swings to our winners the flamethrower it’s all [Applause]

Right that’s funny you did it like if they had brought fire they would have countered us immediately or a heavy just needs to charge it too no goo is resistant to charge no it’s not it is it absolutely is no it’s not I charge through goo all

The time you charge through goo that’s been there a long time then freshly placed goo is really tough I don’t think so you’re you’re wrong like I know more than you I’m smarter than you I’m better than you I’m going to swap out the goo

Gun for the mes Shield I will keep I will keep the goo grenade though yeah I like the goo grenade it’s just go gives you cover and also can give you uh it can block sight Lin for certain cash outs I just invited you swanny yeah

So there it is this Christmas I’m just going I’m just going to lay out what what happened to me this Christmas that way I don’t have to talk about it ever again and we can just move on and I don’t have to [ __ ] big deal two

Months ago said that Mariah and I were going to spend Christmas together I went to Taco King’s wedding a couple days before Christmas the 21st and 23rd I get home the 23rd and she messages me at 6:00 p.m. the day before Christmas Eve she does not want me to be

At her house with her for Christmas she wants to be with her with her mom and just her I said okay that hurt a lot not just because she didn’t want to hang out with me but because she had said it so late now I literally cannot spend Christmas with

Anybody I had to spend Christmas completely alone by myself because she she didn’t want to spend time with me that sucked and my mom gave me some advice she was like just give her some space maybe she’s going through something okay well it turns out she was going through

Something and that was she didn’t want to date me anymore so Mariah and I are not together and that’s it that’s that’s the end of what happen so there’s no more no more of that I will say though sad I will say though it was the best breakup I could

Have asked for she didn’t cheat on me or betray me or lie to me or anything she just she told me straight up she doesn’t want to date anymore and I mean of all things to really of all thing to of all the things

To you know be broken up over be are you [ __ ] insane there are plenty of fish in the sea Christmas H out with the very next dayue blue blue blue this year I don’t know man this was supposed to be fun and I just heard the last statement and now I

Feel bad for starting this I have a hat I’m going kill you a go g and finally the jet let’s get into it I’ve already done I’ve already done all my sad crying earlier today the only thing that I was really upset about is that I did everything right and it still wasn’t

Enough there’s one invisible outside watch out this is a bit out of the ordinary the ultra rares are opening Vault one I’m above six six shotgun our teams have made their presence known as we’ve got our very first elimination of the match our match is in full swing up

Topete team for the ultra rares got I’m going to be Coming going to cash out B hey I appreciate the support from everyone and I love everyone and I especially love my friends that were nice about it and all that but the jet sets are all fire like i’ I’ve I’ve I’ve done all my sadness it’s it’s over with [ __ ] happened go

Grenade put a gas M near it po little little early I’m going to burn that right now it’s a little early put a mine right there oh yeah up oh just come back incoming enemy on my position oh hold I got someone with the mine oh across away ow ow ow [ __ ]

There’s a mine really to come back from that wipe out thank you bom sheld remember I Spa half he so you need to heal me I’m not going to make it that guy’s one oh just they’re going to steal guys they’re going to steal got him I killed him they’re stealing

Again I stopped him but [ __ ] what that was a light I thought was a medium singet they’re heavy stealing hello hi the ultra rares are setting the pace just coin oh yeah moisa by the ultra rares a move that right here oh shoot someone’s on your right the thanks

Game he’s down below drop down need a hand down here fellas please that was a bad why didn’t you revive me so look kind of like again why was that a revive what a way to open the match the high not land the First Cash Out the jet centers are re-entering the [Applause]

Arena yeah I’ve already done all the emotional [ __ ] for all that I I’m over it I’m I little cat on your shoulder I don’t hold a grudge and I’m not upset anymore it’s it’s all said and done I I was absolutely going to marry that girl and and the ultra rares are

Fac team WIP one contestant left throwing the jet seters are probing ball stuff up again kill the guy oh kill kid you’re not coming here Buddy Guy on the guy on the thing he’s stealing it I killed him that’s a white the high notes have been rattled team oh that’s the button

The high notes have respawned let’s see how they found put on a m oh hello never mind he’s right here got he jumped up top he jumped up top oh trying to get you J so I can heal you what the [ __ ] did you go oh you’re right there I’m above D5

Shotgun wow why is there someone there on come on what the [ __ ] oh my God where did you come fromon I did you like you have to be on top you can’t to be on top of me dude I can’t just aim at you like Battlefield

No that’s gay well you can but you missed and then you kept missing you kept missing I kept hitting him it just it wouldn’t do it press F to pick him up and move him it’s easier than just sitting there failing over and over again it’s not failing when I’m actually

Aiming at him and doing it game stupid did he get picked up no cuz you failed just pick him up and then revive him started make more sense if it just revived him when I did it directly at him all [ __ ] busy work of picking them up and [ __ ]

Enemy dropped him can I get a heal yep there’s a guy behind us I’m like one shot oh [ __ ] there I’m I’m dead enemy over there I’m coming thank it the last standing on the high notes has to sing solo now thank you up topas the high notes have been W

Stealing great move there by the jet steing cash out now that’s how you damn it oh behind us the light on I got him you got you everything break this yeah break it don’t break the wall Swny guy over there he’s pretty lit upen might have been a light shooting the gas the go to the left ah he got me where you at that’s fine we got it yeah shotgun you got shot by like four people at once no I got shot by one

It’s the F car it melts you f car is pretty great yeah F car got me too y’all still friends to talk to each other no may not grow on trees but a new Vault just appeared in the arena no I’m I’m not really I’m not really used to

Talking about my personal life cuz that was the longest relationship I’ve ever been in but I’m not about to say that I hate women and all that other [ __ ] not because it’s it’s it’s you know not all women or whatever it’s cuz how the hell

Am I going to get any [ __ ] if I keep talking like Oh shot it just does whiskey just not that good oh I was eating those are you [ __ ] insane heow you out understanding right next to you Swanson yeah two on we’ got the ultra rares returning to

The too much r or not I’m still trying to figure out the move this game yeah well standing still is bad but you’re also getting shot in the back and the front so there’s nothing could have done ass no I was obviously very hurt by it

Du but I’m not going to go around and for shoot people and [ __ ] like that I cared about her a lot but to consider I don’t really get to have nice things in my life so just kind of got used to it enemy spotted up there we’re on the roof yep right below

Us they’re in the room I’m going in [ __ ] it killed one there’s one on my body two on there never mind they’re all medium so just revive each other we need to go in together should I go get him def defib defib I’m moving in I’m getting shot by

Both people what the [ __ ] oh he [ __ ] glitched we’re GL we’re all glitched reloading okay still can’t still can’t heal just get behind me all right I got to reload we’re good we’re good got a contestant Rock shoot him he’s one he’s one we’re healing you the guy’s got one HP I can’t

Touch him I’m just stealing healing never mind they’re up top up here I got you or not I’m being shot in the the back up top left top left right in front of us they’re throwing [ __ ] at us mines everywhere oo I don’t like this just stay alive for 8 more

Seconds yeah there’s a guy up top too yeah they’re everywhere you could have just like thrown gas or something we’ll still have a chance yeah the flamethrower is really bad there’s a guy up top right there we’re going to need your M Shield to block all that [ __ ] yeah are we going

To stick together or you going to run away again I say after I ran away over him oh [ __ ] another one he’s done all right shield shield shield shield shield [ __ ] mines get in front of me thank you i’ got I just got bled it yeah M

On oh [ __ ] I’m down defib defib where you I’m already I just got back I know there’s tons of gas on it I can’t steal yeah we got it did the gas get yeah the gas worked easy I am a gangster as we power down the simulation and our I think you’re as

Sweet as suck my dick Ernie keer gas came in clutch DD I threw it as much on the point as I could yeah I put two mons directly on it is it stack too yeah gas Stacks gas Stacks or at least it used to I don’t

Know if any of that’s changed all think it’s time to uh Tire the flamethrower yeah I want to do one more game with it J’s throwing I have delay now ah excuse me shut up Dam do that in my mouth I want the suit want the suit so bad Some guy in chat said if I had a bigger range and I just eyeballed and said I thought it said if I had a big bigger Rape thank you Thompson I’m paying you the exact price the AL you made me think of when you really unironically said I am not allowed to have nice things in my life check your disc ma [ __ ] Lincoln Park LinkedIn Park Lincoln sh is level 40 max rank I have no idea I doubt it I thought 99 Was no I’m very fortunate in some regards but I think that’s just I’m not I’m not trying to to be ungrateful because I have I’m very fortunate in a lot of ways and I love my friends and my job and my family and everything and my cat but it’s it’s when I pursue

Something like I want this game to do well it it never does this game will die or I want to pursue a family so you get one really good girlfriend for 4 months and the reason why she dumped you she doesn’t feel we’re a good

Fit I mean that’s not really much of a reason but yeah and I was such a [ __ ] else besides jump pad or should I keep jum no jump pad’s amazing P’s good gotta so I’ll keep that and then I’m such a nice guy I just I just didn’t even try to

Challenge it bu of light players cuz I thought that if if I was going to argue with her she was just going to ultra be upset addict no she wasn’t anti-gun she respected me in everything I did I’m going to miss her there’s there’s a there’s a part of me that I

Think will always be dedicated to her it’s a mad to the first team to bank our total Target gets the glory that’s right Scotty this is going to be a nail biter or not SW that’s cool oh I didn’t hear J talking probably coming from there watch out coming up on the left

Side hello [ __ ] oh sending a rocket enemy over there front oh to the right coming up those the freaking grapple thingy killed one run I got run remember the flamethrower needed to be nerfed maybe it needs another go watch it go oh they’re on the [ __ ] crane oh he’s right in front of

Us oh going past get his got him behind you behind you behind you I got you got him nice there’s another invisible watch out other side to your right this might burn let’s go oh it’s in that room I’m going break this priority boarding for the jet Setters they have

Started our first cash out a little present but yeah I I don’t want to really talk about it anymore I just wanted to get it out of the way I knew at some point someone was going to ask where’s Mariah well she’s not here no that’s not what I want to

Do coming up the oh just dropped it I’m dead coming thank you oh damn I’m [ __ ] that guy up this way here here A Team back with you you could just go to the roof they’re on the roof right now we go [ __ ] him up yeah we should go to the

Roof I I can’t really squeeze through that you be on it they’re on the other side go back up here I’m going just do I’m going block it off got you there God damn it horse hor two there we go watch to left got a light I’m out of ammo killed him

Here can we take his body and move it no you cannot pick the body ah shoot you can throw mines and [ __ ] on it though guy right here left throwing shs he’s one got him I got him that’s Ault have been wiped out there ISF clover in the arena now there’s a tree

Incoming from the zip line up on the roof yeah on you on you shotgun the ultra rares are back in the arena folks incoming J that glitch grenade should not have we got it anyways he tried to [ __ ] stun you we got it got I got glitched again damn it he’s

Just hiding up there I’m going up there their with where’s J’s down there okay oh I just got blown to the second floor I on me [ __ ] H man I just got obliterated he just revived his friend there a light on my body going up stairs I got oh there he is oh

Oh excuse me and he tased me too wait what how tast me all that fire didn’t that’s so dumb I’m coming little freaking your ass is not getting away from me nice shot SL Hammer not fun oh it’s fun but it requires it’s fun but it’s just not

Really that viable cuz everyone can just outrun you heavy is the slowest Clash just Sprint away from him and he can’t he can’t do anything of the sledgehammer is that it can basically break any defenses in walls and it does a shitload of damage yeah if you can get oh you good buddy

No his nasal drip won’t go away oh dude it’s sucks try to I’m do like making my voice constantly enemy fck got him like I know my voice cracked before but man my voice cracks a lot now [ __ ] you light [ __ ] out of here got him nice kicked I sent

People what I have no idea I in the arena which is sure to test our cont I haven’t been kicked but no someone it someone was kicked and I don’t know how they [ __ ] did that the team uh to they’re on me they’re on me [ __ ] yeah you threw a wall holy [ __ ]

They just brought the whole place down for you behind you shotgun I got you I got you you’re up get there dude the shotgun is only op if you can [ __ ] aim need to try again team I think the fire might have [ __ ] them up hello leave my friend alone

Oh oh my gosh I got it I got it let’s get the [ __ ] out of here oh the Miss I’m leaving I’m leaving he’s low [ __ ] get your ass back just got glitched I’m going I’m I’m going for his ass [ __ ] he got away I hear footsteps near us stunned oh

My ass his friend ah light behind us excuse me what the now we’ve reached the end of this game show event I’m running to B if you need me to coin I can’t yeah coin I’m running to B got kind of in of it just killed a guy oh they’re

M spawning they just picked him back up fine we’re fine you get kicked if AFK okay the jet are about to take off Cash Out started not what you wished for UNP this should fire do hit punch absolutely not no oh they’re above us fire should have

More range the biggest problem with the flamethrower is it has no [ __ ] range thank you they’re on the floor followed you yeah now they followed you he’s low got his ass good shot I’m here shot yikes team Ultra rares if they want to win how’d you do that that was cover I

Saw a goo and I wanted it gone simp plus oh heavy heavy right side you just dropped the floor Ultra rares are re-engaging rocket ow ow ow everything everywhere hurts oh thank you help I need healing oh I got you I’m being eaten alive over here got

[ __ ] yeah we got oh my God I can only do so much there was to they just wanted us dead can get it back I’d love a I’d love a flamethrower skin where he basically breathes fire that’ be cool that would be kind of cool just a lighter off like

Vodka that got it got it got it that’s a double white go go go steal someone fight I’m doing it I’m getting rid of all the goddamn gas do it got you got you got incoming got you thank you throwing gas on it I just threw a

[ __ ] Fire Grenade on it oh behind us behind us heavy heavy on the objective he’s stealing it we got it we win we are out of time that’s a wrap for now and even though the battle was virtual I could imagine playing this with randoms trust me you don’t yeah you

Don’t want to play it with randoms yeah like the flamethrower can get kills as I stated before but man if I just had a [ __ ] Lewis gun or the shotgun that would have been fine instead I I did not I got I got vrs nice [ __ ] is the F car any good uhhuh yes if you can aim hit your shots yeah but it only has 20 rounds compared to the ak’s 36 I shall try it it it it punches it’s got it has less ammo but punches like a [ __ ] Trin if you can hit your

Shots like every time I got melted it’s usually because of the F car make a dark TI guide Style video for something else I’m going to do it for the finals I’m going to explain to people like how this game works like I’m not going to sit there

And say lights are op lights are op because in all honesty I don’t think light is overpowered I just think he’s really [ __ ] strong I he’s strong and annoying light is the flank class that takes out people from the side but in a face-to-face engagement light falls apart

Sometimes if you’re brand new to the game and you’ve never played before and you pick up light you will die and say that he’s the worst class in the entire game because you don’t know what you’re doing if you if you taser shotgun someone and then kill that one person and then

Run away you’re doing exactly what that class is designed to do he is a glass Cannon he will melt you in 3 seconds but if your enemy so much as sneezes at you you die it it just doesn’t help that he is not only smaller than everyone but also

Faster and a lot of his abilities cater around Mobility [Applause] funny why are you kicked up Jesus why is my H car not here even though I selected it multiple times that [ __ ] pie [ __ ] uh he probably did in the wrong place uh you need you need to do it in contestant not equipment uh here we go

The Retros the Steamrollers and finally the shock and or a team of three lights oh boy game all flank they are going to be annoying as [ __ ] I got the ls gun maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t brings I found if you get stunned L is still pretty accurate right more

Accurate than the m6 it’s been all about thatting one shot light with a shot oh there light up here look this guy kill the heavy oh they brought the whole building down need he I’m I’m stuck down here with the heavy get away from me oh [ __ ] a I got

Sniped both dead he sniped you through the the shot will re he’s probably he’s probably doing the the auto aimim thing you already down on that that floor yeah I was like out of that was so dumb good night Jared Subway any advice on how to how to fight

With two to three lights if lights are really giving you a problem you need to use the shotgun if if you’re like I don’t know how to aim tough [ __ ] learn it is a game about shooting enemies if you can’t shoot them then you’re going to fail K one oh

Dead is that a team of two snipers [ __ ] being chased as am I yeah it’s a team of two snipers and they’re not shooting at the enemy they’re just shooting at whoever’s holding the Box holy [ __ ] dude oh [ __ ] yeah he’s doing the auto aim thing auto aim I’m there’s a problem in

This game right now where you can turn on the auto aim from conses on keyboard and mouse oh and then it’s not considered cheating cuz it’s just the controller’s config and the auto aim for the controllers is [ __ ] ridiculous yeah J got shot through the wall with

It yeah well it Autos to your head is the thing gasen piece of [ __ ] you healing Swan got coming onl oh coming up right there okay I fell hard I’m coming though dead ow ow ow ow [ __ ] hell what the [ __ ] you get him in the sniper ouch steam rollers suffered a wipe

Out light nice oh was outgoing gas grenade raising a shield we’ got team rollers returning to the arena like if someone says how do I deal with lights shoot them I know it’s hard it is very hard it sucks and it’s difficult that’s how you do it

Like well I can’t aim [ __ ] learn how to aim that’s how you do it I died immediately it’s up to you guys unless I get a revive they have double Shields oh [ __ ] me damn it this sniper they had a mine on it I threw gas on the point oh the gas

Wore off I threw a gas mine on it but it didn’t I don’t know one to yeah they’re getting it yeah the retos justang into action and into the Lead the Retros are Playing for Keeps they’ve First Cash Out what if there was a tankier brawler subass yeah it’s the light have taken up arms light sword is the strongest melee weapon in the game [ __ ] there’s a sniper again God damn dude like they don’t miss cuz they’re

Not actually like playing oh my gosh he didn’t have a a shot on me is the thing he shot you through me how the hell are we going to deal with that [ __ ] buildings that’s pretty cancer the retos are eyeing the contents of honestly I think the sniper needs to be removed

From the game it has no place he’s on the [ __ ] crane I’m going to go up to him [ __ ] it this line or they can break it too that works hit him hit him oh almost got him oh he’s one shot he’s gone on my head J you’re by yourself front

In hang on buddy one heal swanie shoot him [ __ ] you’re standing there not doing anything no I have shotgun behind Me those damn Lights up here go to charge to how’s sniper work in this game hit scan sniper rifle head shot kills mediums and lights and one shot head shot on head puts them at actually God damn dude oh hello swanie yeah you need help I got you I got

You hello he’s got a nuke oh God no you close the door me I got you got you guys get up here thank you we got to get out of here oh heal heal he God damn it killed him run run run up as elimination now comes with an added do of explosive

Drama got RPG up top watch out I’m putting gas on the point up uh they burned my gas oh there a heavy on the point I’m here I’m here one dead there’s another one one God damn it dead go boom mother [ __ ] God damn it take

It there’s still time left in our dead go boom event so there’s still time for our contestants to say see you later de [ __ ] [ __ ] hate snipers in video games they ruin everything get away from me ow I need healing thank you don’t oh that was a head shot

Gu give me the freaking is he shoot you he’s above us directly above us [ __ ] Snipers no I reload there’s a guy right there oh [ __ ] me God damn it ah no dead go boom God [ __ ] dead go boom come on there’s too much gas you can’t do it there’s too much gas dude there’s too much gas why is you dead it wasn’t

On the point I was literally looking at it on the point oh fin us aely lead for the steam I’m dead killed him I’m dead need a revive revive SW killed his friend that’s a white dude there was gas on the point on my screen it was covered I saw on The

Spectator as the shot and all are trying to avoid a full team wipe you me see sniper again two snipers on that Mark the Steamrollers will need to come back from that wipe out they want to pass the shotgun right there oh he’s died taking snipers are de

Nice good work yeah they were both looking at me being [ __ ] little [ __ ] is what they were things are heating up as we the halfway point of thisat our contestants are giving their all and I imagine the sponsors are pleased with the results so far snipers plus dead go boom plus there’s no

[ __ ] cover God damn I hate lights that [ __ ] heavy is so low F over can I get a zip line like over there I just used it we got to get off these buildings for the snipers come snipers to the right I got shotting in the lead can I get a revive okay

Try I got you and still shot by snipers cash us right here we got to go guys on the train shoot going to be very the movement systems piss me off oh purple just wiped we love gas can you get a dome down I’m trying oh God yeah they see my ass let

Me get we got cover we got cover now The Steamrollers have respawned everybody thinks snipers aren’t op until you meet two people that can’t miss disconnected internet must have died ow you’re going to get next time you get shot you’re going to die thank you bus driver RPG away he’s dead nice incoming I’m putting gas is it’s a double barrel

Gas he’s dead this is a bad spot the final member needs to keep a cool head here he tried to come get me creating a safe Zone thank you behind you oh I got got no what he bumped into you my [ __ ] god great I cuz you’re blly I didn’t no

I I jumped at the same time he jumped God damn it oh wow oh my they won the Triple the triple sniper team won all because I took 360 damage in Two Shots from a light in in half a second well now we know what not to do next

Time and then you got battle you got body blocked by a light but it didn’t drop him it only dropped you you were charging the [ __ ] defibs before you on my body I hate my internet I hate you interet to it do this thing where it like disconnects me but lets me hear

Everything so I can hear the Discord but can’t talk back I know that feel soone like I was frozen froz in the air like why am I Frozen there and your guys are like where’s Swan I’m like right here what are you talking about man has that Fisher Price internet my internet sucks

Dude got to get that duplex router your price just ain’t cutting anymore I think we go the finals for now for a little bit all right yeah I wish I play I can’t mice do not work with the final you might have your you might have your

Um your pulling rate too high but something that does with Battlefield 5 do you have like over a th000 Hertz pulling rate it’ll like be stuttery and stuff no like it doesn’t detect the mouse at all oh PS the PS5 detects the mouse like I could if I press the PS5

Home button and move it around but I was I was in the practice range and I could use the was keys and keyboard fine but to the mouse nothing very I already be I already beat God of War so oh you’re angry Kratos no more sadly

I’m out of fun fun unique games to play now un I just want to do the Rog like mode over it’s only so fun murdering tier I don’t want to hear it na now the RS the overdogs and finally the live wires the stage is set it’s [Applause] showtime brace yourselves for the

Ultimate dash for cash the first team to reach the cash Target will win ah what a winter spectacle our contestants are ready to turn this snowy setting into a memorable Showdown it’s showdown time but our Cathedral seems to have been flattened who will adapt best in this duck altered land down shotgun you’re

Alone yeah I know we’ve got our first elimination so it’s time for both teams to put their best foot forward [ __ ] light with a ow what the f better be the F car dude okay I’m going to [ __ ] die oh [ __ ] I knew it I [ __ ] knew it

To impress our you got backstabbed I did I was running he was up top and I can’t see him CU of the invis Blends into the sky I got shot six times and it did 213 damage from the F car the F car is good bro it’s not that

Goodar that’s not true it’s actually really [ __ ] good what you doing cor never never used it I know I think I’m getting sick you too a game night pineapple uh chat cannot be trusted on stream we have game it’s in the Discord server yeah we watch movies in the

Discord now or at least I host them enemy spotted down there killed [ __ ] Lord uh the medium di not one shot lights anymore it does that wasn’t a light that was a medium started our first cash out they all look the same to me they’re tiny yep yeah

[ __ ] knif mediums are just lights with purpose here no I’m going to get backstabbed doing this no no you got you I just scan there’s nobody around there is a [ __ ] grenade launcher spaming give him theet remember that’s illegal in many but not here goo it’s go bu one Light killed [ __ ] Lord again what a funny name invisible watch out wish I had my VR hook up behind you behind you or something yeah that was a lot of [ __ ] damage from Attack you say ow owow ow ow [ __ ] F car redcon has a j has a server and stuff for that

What what Doan like a server like a whole like actual server server maps and Everything red con and all them play 3 seconds they playing yeah stealing stealing who’s stealing I can’t see them I can’t what the [ __ ] was that damn I looked for him in everything where did he go he was hiding he was hiding inside the heavy dude I looked everywhere for him what the

Hell needs Recon sense not even Recon sense would have would have told you where he was I couldn’t see him I looked for it the heavy was mes shielding with him inside him Recon sense it wouldn’t have done anything vexe acquired what happened CH I think Recon is pretty [ __ ] busted really

Dude vet it’s literally wall hack on the man wall hack yeah well so do you not so if I use ball hack right now it’s not that bad it wouldn’t be cheating if it’s a sanctioned ability then I’ll the God damn it sword on me

Right next to you thank you like of the two things you’re giving up you could either heal which is which is really good or have information about where your enemies are yeah Vex is a little special just because something just because something is good doesn’t

Make it I’m I’m going say that right now ow [ __ ] ow I’m trying I’m too low I got the Dome Shield here God damn it I’m dead I’ve got the poison he threw a mine on me sucker like Recon sense is only as good as the person using it’s all G to

The do telling you in a pre-made it’s it’s kind of [ __ ] nutty because I could just tell all of you where all the action is but on solos it’s only good for me I hope they don’t I hope they don’t I I really like will find them wherever they hide exactly

Man that’s what we like to [ __ ] see like people don’t they’re on the other side oh I hear them get down light on me light on me I got you beer in my car Christmas oh [ __ ] other side if you can’t find the description he’s just [ __ ] Tony it’s okay have to keep

Making fun of him we’ve got a new event just around the corner keep making make him work all a team for the overd you don’t have to open the thing up it’s literally a yeah it is he can’t read for to prove just it’s not his fault I can’t die

Okay yeah this game has the same problem 2042 had if your little stand it’s touching like any kind of like things on the ground you can’t revive them pick it up and move it I just did you can’t [ __ ] do that in 2042 gas everywhere here there’s gas everywhere I’m there’s

A heavy with one HP Help it’s going to be a problem I can’t and now I’m blind my T I love cozy stream yeah Bas cozy stream God damn it enjoyer had every opportunity to save me and the game now it’s gas in the entire

Tunnel gas gas gas I I’m not a heavy I can’t I was fighting your whole team I don’t know what you guys were doing I got [ __ ] we should play tower being Gass I was eating those beans are you [ __ ] way to fame congratulations to our winners shotgun acting like he doesn’t

Sniff farts constantly lit the entire tunnel was filled with gas and if I walk forward I have one HP see you should have just done what I did and fight the entire team by yourself and not go AFK inside the I literally healed you until overheating the entire you seem to have

Just sat in the gas the whole time cuz that’s what it’s like going AFK must have been very difficult shotgun cuz I was [ __ ] dominating until I found out oh I’ve been tased for the last [ __ ] preso era the dinosaurs came went and so to the Neanderthals

Before this [ __ ] taser wore off you seem to have forgotten the whole part where I’m healing you the entire time you’re fighting why are you disrespecting me bro holy [ __ ] what is going on man are we all right we’re good right J just can’t Jay just can’t understand that you can’t win them

All I mean we could have won those both of those but instead it’s possible I get an invisible light that doesn’t exist and then I get our I don’t know what our [ __ ] lights doing observing I look back at the stream he was like behind a box or something I

Don’t know he was I had him at 1 HP but there was two lights in that same room and one was invisible so welcome to quick enough money first Tri that’s right and literally harassing children h r Is that real did that happen other side yeah like was that actual video

Like someone was a fish Going H to that chick she oh my God I couldn’t tell if it was edited like you know she just kind like going [ __ ] crazy somebody end fish the original video is a guy going who and then when she started talking like cares I that I

Got so same difference basically I love the ha fish heav heavy heavy yeah the H fish is way better I didn’t know he was lit had I known he was lit I would have rushed him did you just assume G I guess some play do go out of F I hope it’s a

[ __ ] girl that’s it I’m going to play Chambers harassing children H the Retros have recovered H I’ll chase you to the ends of the Earth dude I’m not sick but this [ __ ] throat [ __ ] won’t go away yeah dude I got some [ __ ] throat I keep coughing up [ __ ] all the

Time can you throat goas can I get a booster pad or a zipline damn she she this one hous are proving to be they’ve started our first F molly I’m sweating what happened oh [ __ ] why don’t feel the G the poweres have been rattled damn attack the point it’d be pointless then whiskey

Head shot are really hard to hit on lights honey will you up all night playing War Thunder the point why we use the model we don’t need to aim got to Sho hit them hting for landing shotguns have a trade-off they can’t head shot at all

But they do a lot of Bas Target damage yeah a lot of B Target damage just one M left now this is actually BAS ow ow ow based on the hardware that’s install me [ __ ] off I hate lights teammates reviv me out going gas grenade I’m the only one alive he that

Teammate got rushed I didn’t know I sound like I’m sick Again maybe it’ll distract them enough we need a zip line wrong way Fu wrong way baby come on no we have time go get up there in team get up please we’re good they distracted them enough you little [ __ ] die moment stun guns every time watch my throat be permanently

Damaged from the non-stop coughing in the drip [ __ ] nonstop [ __ ] here follow me me following shotgun to my demise light Rive oh [ __ ] up look at this a oh my God killed one out under to thees shotgun I have 12 Health it’s invisible invisible gu watch

Out oh yeah got him I killed him but I got shot from [ __ ] nowhere yeah that guy over there shot me I got you thank you kindly incoming incoming oh no that’s teammate oh it’s over there yeah they [ __ ] took it away away give it away now give away

Away give away we can go on the 3 4 I declare a thumb more [ __ ] my makeing up hole in the roof okay I can do that do this yeah I got time that’s a terrible hole what is it more brutes worse one low behind there I’m not the point killed one oh

Behind behind you’re not going away from me I killed their light ow behind me [ __ ] lights everywhere oh that yikes team WIP for the live wires things are about to get very dangerous in the arena his damage will be cranked up a notch or

12 got you I got you oh look at that steal by the powerhouses do they make this AE I wonder the live wires are back light low on on the point got him he dead I have to steal ow ow ow no God damn it there’s gas everywhere

Again more one be like needed a little bit of cover re the rewards oh be like our contestants that’s why I like the barricade on heavy barricade would have done anything there yet CU they barricades and they walls being able to just put walls down really hold damn building coming down

That was my sister I don’t know what she she just saw she just had a stroke something next now uh I am sure [ __ ] like behind me [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I’m going to die that’s a lot that’s a lot of consistent [ __ ] damage for a weapon with no

Recoil don’t they think they should have done something about that God damn it just started a cash scanning for opponent oh that guy’s name is shut up Meg is the perf time to shut up shut up mag I’m going to kill you oh my have sex with mag dude grenades ow

[ __ ] get that get that cheesecake I made you Jay and deep fry it oh I didn’t take any of that cheesec con with me though no I’m just saying I gu I was I was like a fair ES Winter Wonderland thing they had like deep fried Oreos and [ __ ] enjoy being stck

Inside the goo enjoy being stuck I don’t shoot the goo get a pyro grenade and throw it you’re stuck doesn’t shoot it Himself he been healed no way he [ __ ] survived that [ __ ] yes he is a moment yet and we just pass the Midway point of this battle the dation of our ow be interesting to know actual pain damn it why would he go invisible so can stop the cash

Out nice right he’s going to die for the man we love solo Q dude I don’t get it I I just don’t get it I like I literally just don’t get it if he had just sat there and done nothing he could have he could have

Saved the game instead he had to shove his entire thumb so far up his ass he could suck his [ __ ] out through his fingernail go off a new Vault just appeared let’s see who grabs that cash God damn it always someone up my ass oh he’s at full HP and you you

Didn’t tell me I didn’t know he was there cool that’s not the guy that killed me Enemy spotted down there lights [ __ ] everywhere over there oops all lights oh my [ __ ] god dude the powerhouses are strong arming Vault 4 and up top mother oh my God fair and the aim of [ __ ] Gods well they know they can’t get close to me cuz I’ll just kill them so they

Just pick the MP5 which has no damage fall off no recoil and a [ __ ] scope K one I’m stunned God damn it why the hell didn’t he die alas the powerhouses have been wiped outes have been wiped out somebody hit the generator just going to wait very patiently we’ve got the powerhouses

Returning to the arena take the Boost pad a Char the live one have started a cash out there we go nice oh God other side other side God damn it I just started healing from the Retro steal a cash they’re saying game on I’m on the crane crane gang yeah I

See you guys there someone C off the oh on me God let’s see whether the last member of the Retros will attempt to revive I’m just going to let you guys coin 10 do Shield engaged a thank you Game for The Power Team all right let’s hope our third got

There in time to do literally anything he didn’t he didn’t do anything thatp like I need you to fix mey on me got God damn it he ran into the shield [ __ ] tased too it we love the absolute most brainless of third party teammates 10 seconds left it’s all over that’s a w

Do you need a third yes [ __ ] sake all right Mama I’ll hop on hop on we had a light that was invisible that nobody knew was there and his first thought is I will now throw this gas canister he killed himself with itele and then he killed himself killed

Himself with it and it didn’t go off that was funny I got to admit that was pretty Funny I just love room temperature IQ teammates it’s a fun time right you can invite me I love getting absolutely melted left and right right from lights lights moment who’s this loser hello that’s braco what’s that I was asking Swan if he’s here we got a

Match I server muted him because he was being very annoying don’t you believe in your right to Arms yeah yeah Swan needs the sound board to protect himself right what time you working M uh I’m not sure well you should find out how much was this get 15 wasn’t it

Wasing you this quick star one oh there’s not much left in it much was it Jay did Santa bring you what you wanted for Christmas no shotgun did Santa bring you what you wanted for Christmas yeah ask for come he he brought that yeah I didn’t know

Santa did that sort of stuff you wish really hard are a really good boy that’s pretty crazy do you think there’s been a couple situations where like you put it on your Christmas list but then change your mind but he doesn’t get the memo and you’ve been a really good boy

So bad things happen oh my God SW we made one of them leave swan Yeah good Christmas no no this is probably the worst Christmas I’ve ever had in my life my Condolences well first of many I guess makes it better yeah sorry what happened ex-girlfriend canceled on me day before Christmas so all my plans vanished I had spend it alone that’s [ __ ] watch out Swan he’s got danx he’s going to throw he’s got two of them never mind it’s being [Applause] weird bring back our boy swanie I’m going to be the useless light good luck teammates all right the live wires the Vogues and finally the Mighty the Arena’s calling come on Roxy

J you can do it one V6 good luck buddy she’s a powerful strong woman our contestants will Race To Riches in Quick Cash the first to reach the cash goal will claim victory Scotty these rules are simple but things usually get complicated in the arena she just decided randomly one day

She didn’t want to date anymore didn’t even give me that good of a reason I’m right behind we’ve got our first elimination now the Mind Games and strategic plays will really start to take Center Stage well I saw that one coming June you know the train gu of a former contestant and all

That the Vogues are opening Vault one get ready the arena is about to rock and Rumble just ate that [ __ ] mine got to be moving to cash out station B they’re right on top of us here they come oh man he has one yeah that’s right you come right back to

Me oh right on my body nice he’s going to try and his team oh my God I killed him there’s a medium on my body yeah there’s two of them down there care he’s his teamate on your left J on your left right on my body I’m just get

Coed yeah you guys are going to have to coin so just scammed everyone in 60 Seconds I’m coming I think they [ __ ] off oh they’re so low up there I’m going up one dead one of them’s dead and the other one at half got him I’m back for you okay I’m grabbing the

Box I’m going to a I’m getting shot holy [ __ ] this hurts they just took [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I got you with just one member left the live wires need to avoid a team wipe it’s upstairs it’s upstairs they already put it in there’s a jump pad right here fine it’s

Fine I’m getting it the it’s in the [ __ ] stealth there’s a stealth uh just RPG there’s a stealth light with a double barrel on the thingy they’re fighting people up there right now though the double bar guys with pink team so just be aware he’s going to invis try and assassinate you got

R die steal oh in front of me I’m just going to climb I’m just going to CL using gasen nice God damn it I didn’t even see him he’s up he’s ring nice return I going revive J they’re right there the [ __ ] up the he’s I’ll steal in the stairs in the

Stairs almost got it he’s low as [ __ ] he’s low as [ __ ] got it it’s ours got him another one in the stairwell thr gas on it oh on the on the right I’m dead there’s a light with a or sorry medum with a revolver on the right window there I got to Reload good shot just cover the thing I’ll gas I got gas on it should surv okay there’s one guy in can’t see him though I’ll be there in 5 seconds hey they fired the gas so watch Out in the stairwell one of them is dead it’s just one guy there got first M here I feel powerful I feel strong let’s go big man dog hly we should just let them get the Vault cuz they’re just going to pinch us if we go in I mean I’m going to activate

It I got I got to unmute swanie and pray to God that he’s not spamming his [ __ ] soundboard they’re not they’re not why would it be SP no my wife was in the room that guy’s Dead one of them’s further left I believe he’s ring his teammate his teammate’s resed he’s low

Though K one there two ow ow ow [ __ ] that F car should have that two purple guys on the roof of the building I’m going to go invis try to get up there he’s dead I’m getting [ __ ] annihilated those were all head shot dude I’m just getting head

Shot on top the purple guys th a mine on you you’re being chased shotgun you’re being chased they so hurt got him oh it’s going to blow I’m getting out of here oh no I’m not getting out of here one dead there’s two of them chasing you still the other one’s hurt

[ __ ] here to help or not there’s a guy behind me guys we got to go that FR on my body he threw mine down watch out oh [ __ ] rbco just die all right I’m running die fight each other a he’s chasing [ __ ] just die so you can coin

On me look at the Little Goat I I did not coin on you I coined across the map lovely coin n they’re on me yeah who whoever was shooting me whoever was shooting me with the fart was just getting head shot after head shot it was getting kind of [ __ ]

Annoying two of them both UJ one was kind of low oh stop shooting me we’re at the end of this game show event what a spectacle fellas do we res scav good Lord that hurts cover the VES are facing some hard just one courageous contestant need heal coming coming up the stairs thank

You be there in a few seconds two here I got it guy someone’s steal I I got it heal me Heal Me heal me he me turret and gas on it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] that turret I can’t I can’t get it with that turret on it the are all right

I have to steal yep yep trying to cover you yeah you’re good got it throwing gas on it get back what not time anyways yeah that guy did I don’t know what that move was he did it to me too instant like hit on the finals [ __ ] snipers lights bears oh

My Bears I didn’t realize it was 11:00 p.m. 12 pardon me all right chat it has been a wonderful stream despite you know me getting a little I don’t know what’s going on my throat is feeling like a little scratchy at the end but I was eating those beans

I don’t feel sick it just won’t [ __ ] off thank you Jack that was very nice to you um let’s go ahead and call it here it’s been 5 hours I I’ll try to do some more Minecraft tomorrow it’s just just you know always today has been a

Day let me just say that today has been a day I don’t it’s not that I don’t want your sympathy I don’t need it um that’s the thing about being a guy you know you can have the most Soul crushing day of your year and the only thing that

You can say is it is what it is so I am a little sad I say a little I am a lot sad but hopefully it gets better I’ll see youall tomorrow