EPIC Minecraft Hardcore: Dirty Dirt Man vs Lonely Island

Hey guys it’s gonna get here and welcome back to survive alone where hopefully I’ve got some sound yeah I got well that’s pretty loud I don’t want to defin you but yeah welcome back and it’s been a while why do I keep doing this like I’m on track I start doing things day

Then and I’m like can’t be bothered and don’t shout this is just something I did with the start of each episode day and if it’s raining out turn right off just so it’s you know it’s a nice atmosphere we’re waking up to a beautiful place and what the hell we’re playing on minecraft

1 Wow geesh stay alive one sec it’s my art no maybe it’s just my sound we are now actually playing on wow you have really noisy cows is that enough Moo again yeah it’s pretty loud ok so we’re playing on minecraft 1.5 which means change okay so all this time

Luckily we’re okay with setup now you know we’ve got a beautiful house and a lot of you be like what where did this come from you’ve been cheating you glitched all these items at no I didn’t do anything like that I actually live stream for an hour-long episode it’s

Like a special episode just to say thank you for all the support you guys have been giving me on this series you know the like ratings on it have been absolutely crazy in the comments have been super nice says like you know what I’m just gonna be very nice and I’m

Gonna talk about like thanks guys and once that let me I’m just gonna disconnect and reload it there we go and and I did an hour-long special everyone loved the livestream I think we’re like nineteen thousand people watching with what would I do watching which was really cool and we got a lot

Done as you can see like we extended the farm out here we made this like little hope for me to stay in haven’t got a bed jacks I haven’t got enough string but you know we got a lot done so I was kind of good that the video didn’t go live

And you know I’m waiting for YouTube to process it and like YouTube can either be really quickly like yeah we’ll do it a day or we’ll do it in an hour or we’ll do it in like three months because they did it we want my zombie videos I stream

For like two hours and it was like me and Joe say that guy who camped and I think even Jordan or someone else no wait nope me yolks layer a guy can’t Joe yeah I think Jordan and we played for ages we had a lot of fun with it and all

That and the videos you never went live on YouTube until I think like six months ago or something like that as I realized I was getting a lot of comments in a certain video and I was like what the hell’s this looked and I was like this is like a year old it’s

Only just published so boom fortune that happens so what you’ve missed is we have created this this is we called it the the Lonely Island Resort that was chose by someone on livestream I can’t remember who but I need to really get rid of that that piece of tree up there

But this is the look the Long Island Resort we don’t know what we’re exactly going to build here because don’t forget if I die once that’s it game over so we do have a we have like some processes we still want to get on with which is when

You trees to grow but hopefully a hope trees still grow anyway without bonemeal these don’t seem to be growing that one did but these four haven’t grown like in an hour in the like the big long episode I did none of them grew so I was really

Confused as to what was going on there and then and these bad boys now which is good that they’re all growing here and I’ve got a lot of wheat so it’s not much of a problem but the stat if I was to try and do this this challenge you know

At the beginning it and I needed weak Baddeley and I had bone meal I think it now takes I think it was seven at first but now it takes like two to three bone meal to try and grow one piece of wheat so it’s a huge amount of a bone meal you

That you need to use up just for that process so it’s a bit of a shame really but we have we don’t we don’t care about that we don’t mind you know why because we have got we’ve got like a legit state farm going on let’s go and it’s going

Get some weight with a he’ll take it well that were you doing we’re doing me is that I’m going for a swim and what does it clearly look like you want to go for a swim can swim on my blade yeah yeah buddy drop yeah drop to me how am I

Gonna get back in now I’ve secured the entire thing aha I know where and this is what exactly what creepers are gonna notes just walk in and blow me up so right we’re gonna go under may all these guys hopefully they can mate one two one two

The still babies in there oh well at least it can mate which is good one two one anyone else two one oh I’m stuck I’m in the crowd wish me look all right now trying to scape yep okay how we looking that is looking rather full anyone else

Donna mate we’re looking for metres who wants to mate anyone anyone want to do it anyone wanted anyone want to do it no okay okay we’re good no one feels like they want to do it today so that’s great so just put the week back in here but we have

Got a mission because we want to work on a wheat farm so we need to go and collect like a load of dirt so we need to I don’t know where I’m going to get the dirt from like look I could probably dig up this island but I kind of like it

Being dirt in green I could dig up this and put cobblestone down won’t look good but at least I’ll have good and it was a lot of dirt out in the ocean like down there and stuff like that I think we probably have to collect that sort of

Stuff got to collect our book nope we got to collect all this dirt below us here so I might as well get digging and try and see how much we can get and hopefully not break down into what’s it called the little cave system I’ve got going on below me that would suck

Alright let’s go over here good there is a lot of dirt down there um let’s grab this I can go up here and just dig why it’s Oh what the hell block blocks she’s trolling me wait that looks like oh I thought that was gonna be my little oh

No oh oh I thought it was in an air pocket then I wasn’t that’s scary let’s take as much of this as we can what’s this here what’s this light what’s this glowing light oh right yeah that’s my that’s my failure of a tunnel isn’t it right okay well just get

All this dirt that’s like you know hidden underneath things I should probably replace this with like cobblestone or something like that just so if I dig down later on I don’t get like falling to war or something but it’s bad I’m falling in love or in it

And we’ll take this clay a lot of people have been saying like this clay right outside your little like tree thing go get it so we might as well get it hmm there we go get where my torches I have a ha I do have torches I was thinking of

Run out then we’ll be okay because then I can just do this breathe nice I’m so glad that little features in there sadly nice little Easter Egg for us pro swimmers out there go yes I am free okay how much dough did we get oh oh we got

Thirty what I jump back in and got an extra piece that you’re not gonna do I dig this out it if I just have one piece to stand on here then I could dig it a lot faster but we’ll be ok for them we’ll just we’ll just we’ll just deal with it yeah

Dealing with it we’re dealing with it a ride man well I haven’t got free house anymore so I have to do my as you can see the sunlight is on my face right now and because my dad’s back from Egypt now I went to Egypt for a week so he’s back

And it’s all right so it’s all good you know everything’s great a lot of people been asking out my house in IRL and you know cuz that’s been built and uh yeah progress is going alright with it bit slow and just because of like you know council stuff you have to get permission

And all that all that jazz to get things approved so we’re just in the process of waiting to hear like yeah that’s okay I know you can’t build a lava pyramid so please remove that from your drawing it’s like god dammit just kill your buzz so yeah we’re just waiting to hear back

From them and then hopefully should go pretty well I was thinking I should maybe do this out of stone shed dig all this open oh no sorry not stone wood should do it out of wood if these trees decide I’m gonna replant them cuz I don’t I don’t think they’re having it

Try again try just replant them too and I got shut down this tree see if this’ll really grow as well you might just need more room might be too trapped with the what’s it called the wood next to it sorry these stone walls they might just be too trapped where’s that’s got two

Pieces to the side free in it this hasn’t so I might have to delete I tell you I’ll do a test test this one here and then we’ll see if that one grows I will see if this one works yeah good test alright so we’re gonna go and

Extend our dirt our dirt path which is this here we’re going to expect expand it I want to go any wider I don’t think I kind of want to go out lengthways like to here but then mobs can spawn on it ah that’s a good idea like a bad idea so I

Should really go this way with it alright let’s do that then I’m going to extend it this way so then mobs because like if I’m here the mobs shouldn’t spawn and it obviously I’ll keep it nice and light but I don’t want like mobs spawning all over the place on

It so we’ll just keep it in it within like I don’t know how many it’s sticking out we’ll keep it within this distance so I’ll dig all this up this is all going to fall down I’ve got to try and catch oh I need to

Go make myself a new what my doing I supposed to not put it there I need to go make myself a new a new a new thing yeah you heard this isn’t really the most efficient way to do it and especially if I wanted to make a farm

But I’m probably on the I probably should have just done it out that way because then I could dumb water just like flushes down that would have made so much more sense if I do it so like the water flushes down here too like there yeah I could’ve made it so like it

Starts here like dead high of water flushes down and it pushes all the weak down to the end I’ll experiment I probably have to livestream that how does that sound if a live stream it trying get it working and look look at all this lightning just just this little nice

Nice crop section I pick all this up and then we need to make ourselves I’ve got any iron ingots life which is the what Wow okay I’m gonna have to make out a gold then clearly oh wait I’ve got any smelling smelting no let’s throw the

Clay in there then might as well get some bricks oh actually no let’s put the beef in there let’s put the beef – beef – beef in there I need to spay oh that Pete that Inger will come in handy actually alright so now we need to make

Wood so it can make sticks like that sticks another golden hoe because we always make our holes golden and a spade that was actually a really good amount of mature excuse me materials ahead alright um so for now I’m just gonna go home and I’m gonna place down all these

Now I think what our is underneath all this so should have a problem like needing to be wet or anything like that so we’ll just plant them all down like this like so yes looking good I was like no it’s not it’s a farm it looked crap

I’m not well thanks really you guys are just so motivating we’re so like so sooo motivating man I got it I’ve got about a week to say that I take to your bone meal like I’ve got loads growing so it should really matter too much that’s going nighttime

I Oh John what I probably need to put earn I might need to put like little yeah that I need to put like little these down like little fence posts scattered along the way just to keep it nice and light so I should like a scarecrow almost ooh wait I’m gonna

Place I’m gonna play something else here wash I put here I could extend on I don’t wanna go what can I put here what could I put here what can I put here I quote the end no I don’t put the end because all you’re here yeah well not

The ice is not the end mobs are going to spawn like crazy around here so let’s just put some torches down ah you know I should do I should put a fence going all the way around this this should be the fence line and I will actually go all

The way out till there so we kind of wasted a lot of material down here I’ll find something to put here trust me I’ll find something I always find something right so let’s go and make some more stone I can’t sleep can i sir that’s pointless wait what the hell whoa

Look at all this is the new thing that shares it woo wait let’s try that again let’s see what it does it makes it equal so it all has to that’s pretty cool I’ll need to get used to that because I don’t really know how it works

But we’ll find out there you go yeah that’s a pretty cool method I think that’s just so like you can like for example if you wanted to make you know like a chest you could just compute there quick instead I haven’t got click-click click-click it just does it

Like super mode super super fast mode whoa what it’s got man out stop it Mouse is like nope I refuse I will [ __ ] around if I want to look around all right we need some more dirt oh wow this stuff is growing like crazy one to go not grow

You are right throw you away place some seeds I did stop sprinting you have to walk sideways like this like a crab I gotta walk like a crab on my crops like I could put some light is it half slabs down so I can sprint over it or

Something and some sort method and Joel I should do I should kick up this entire line here so it allows me to walk around the crops yeah let’s do that map like what are you doing crazy fool I’m picking this line up and this line

Up just so I can walk around the crops okay I’m gonna place this like here and replace these seeds here wow this hose nearly go wow the hose gone Wow interesting I’m gonna need to play some lights down soon otherwise mobs can spawn like crazy right there was one that I haven’t

Placed where is it there alright so I got two left so I just need to extend this out to here full of crops but see I know I’ve left the board around it even though it looks dirty I’ve left the board around it so I can walk so I don’t

Trip up crops oh there’s a touch and we’ll put some more touch down just for now just for now pretty there place one there that’s one there this one there place one there here’s one dad just cuz I don’t trust it place one there and there we go

Is that girl no it’s not wrong dammit it’s not grown why not um what’s next what’s next how many more cobblestone to make more more dam need more den bad boys okay so if I just do this then does that make it why did it what I don’t get how that works

Ah I’m confused right now right let’s try again what’s the so obviously far away to make like a furnace you just do that I know wait I don’t even know how you make furnace anymore how’d you make a furnace what they did this I thought that made a foot you did

Make a furnace so that makes two and you can’t you won’t let you do two says stacks it I don’t know I’m probably have to play around with that for a bit but it can do it in stacks of weight do stacks of – yeah it’s texted before nope

I like this though kind of cool all right well the draw that and then we’ve got 63 so we should be able to finish the fence and discuss growing which is good a place a torch down I can’t place on on it kinda I have to

Place blocks all along it and then dig them up just so I can place so it’s normal I just make it would instead all right come in your mine Mayan all right we’re equated for it seeds there we go I’m going to block in myself out here I can tell gone

Yes oh what a good click there we go right so we just need this many that’s a lot there’s not that much we can do we can do that that’s no problem we just need to go down into mine yeah we’re gonna go down upward what’s cooking oh

The steak I got 24 steak on me nice I’m probably have to go with slaughtering these guys soon look how big look how many there is she ah skeleton should do a test oh I need to eat first wait what the hell I’ll just hit in the door with it

Look I’m hitting the door yeah alright we’ve eaten let’s go take on that scale in ready riot boom yeah that’s right apparently skeletons oh wait the I think they’d shoot faster the better now the more accurate the closer the are to them oh my gosh yes they are

This new updates made my survival island well more difficult no no why did say I want it more difficult ah what the hell dude you used to not be good stop being good where’s just oof did he drop any bones oh look at what gah wait 1 2 3

Wait 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 3 4 5 6 7 8 8 that guy got 8 shots on me holy crap man we’re gonna need some self-defense in this place I’m gonna put like I want to put like a dispensers here so I can like

Stand here and press a button in the like this dispenser shoots arrows on and then I want to be able to put like wait I want to be able to put up up top here like a lava dispenser there so I press it in the life just pours out across the

Water and just kills a lot yes nah I like it and so we’ve got to get we’ve got get dirt for the island for here so we can get get get doing a bit more I’m actually going to just run in with this real quick and I haven’t got

Enough but oh just so I can make the make it normal to walk on like normal ducks it’s tonight but like so two three here we go like this like this yeah that’s right now I want it and then like that too and then all I need to pick you up go on

It’s alright it’s alright alright saw right there we go yeah awesome so we got a nice little clean puff we can walk around ah we’re gonna go and get some string off that guy cuz I can sleep I know I’m supposed to be ending this episode like three minutes ago but oh well

Come on you little [ __ ] bring it I’ll drop you like it’s hot a spider’s more effective now or not I don’t know what else they’re way out yeah what do you drop I saw people I come from nearly level 28 right one string and still get arrows stuck in me

Great just great great just great but I got one string I wonder if I’ve got a collection of string I don’t think I do I’ll just check real quick let me in spring spring spring no no string which wants the chest where string goes then this nope this I guess we’ll make this

The string chest but anyway guys I’m gonna wrap this up I’m gonna try to press this button now and hopefully this is the right one it worked but anyway guys I want to thank you for the support oh yeah so it’s what I’m gonna try and bring back and without it getting too

Drastically over the top ly overly crazy and it’s a if this episode guys reaches 9000 flavor it’s all now is bringing back flavours if it brings back 9000 flavors go that makes no sense if we can get over 9000 flavors on this video guys I will release an episode as soon as I

Can which will be a bonus episode for the day and I’m not going I’m not saying I’m gonna do this on every episode I’m just saying like I’m doing it for this one and just because you know how messed up the other like the livestream one so

If you are bonus episode let me know in the comments below and obviously in the flavor it’s and if we hit 9000 like insanely quick then I’ll make sure I get recording a bonus episode hopefully it’s not too late to record one and everything’ll be awesome so I guess I’ll

See you guys later thank you for watching I’m gonna press this button now and goodbye