EPIC Minecraft Hardcore S4E70 – BLAZE FARM!

Hey guys how’s it going oh it’s friday and the voids the void has been completed dude we are literally in a black hole right now and we’re gonna start filling it with [ __ ] first things first i’m thinking about making a blaze farm but the one i’m gonna make isn’t gonna

Work in this version i’m like future proofing it so i started doing this and then it was pizza time yeah we’re still playing in one point 15.2 i’m probably gonna switch to 1.16.1 optifine on monday don’t die on the bastion [ __ ] i am just gonna straight up

Nuke that [ __ ] first bastion i see i’m blowing it up to the floor dude it’s getting glassed like if if i had a laser i would use it if i was a covenant carrier from halo we would glass the [ __ ] out of that place and nothing would be left

I am well aware they are dangerous they’re getting melted into the ground i’m going to set up a [ __ ] tnt machine above it and just start spamming dude uh cam camera between the bits as well said breaking the gold all blocks school blocks and the bastion will force the

Piglets to go aggro so boom yeah that’s so that’s the point right so the piglens pretty much unless you’re wearing a gold helmet whatever will just automatically aggro to you and you know what i don’t want to [ __ ] with that i don’t even care i’m just going to start

Tearing [ __ ] apart and just murder them all i am not going in there with a peaceful intent i am going in there to [ __ ] [ __ ] up my intent was never peace i will kill all of them not to think of it if i’m doing that

I want to have like an axe i can one shot i can one shot without jumping let’s make a death axe let me see if i’ve got the smite hey dad scared to ask but last time i checked in june 2019 you were trying to unite with your girlfriend

Hope it went well last year damn yeah what’s happened like we got married and she’s here now in the uk you know what actually let me just [ __ ] go to the other farm there there is a farm full of books that i am just ignoring right now

Make a sharp sharpness five and a smite five acts you mean come back that made me proper happy mine is soon after the pandemic is over pop jesus [ __ ] christ dude thank you for the 80 pound 19. yeah uh yeah it’s have you really not

Been here for a year i thought you were just [ __ ] with us yeah it did ended in marriage pretty pog i can’t go i could go shout over right now if you want hold on louise okay where am i going this this this this this okay she’s just downstairs oh i’ve got books

Here too i’m such a dummy there’s [ __ ] [ __ ] everywhere yeah it ended in marriage yeah she’s over here now it was pretty scary with the whole corona thing i hope yours is going to go well too i can just go get a chat on just a head Oh my god i’m holding my mic in this that’s amazing i love how you just showed up and then this thing [ __ ] falls off my god i am curious [Laughter] almost uh testing testing okay we’re back that was hilarious we were laughing at you guys for screaming muted when the cable was literally

Unplugged so i can’t get enough like there was no cable in the mic hello chat what does everybody want free dinner candy candy pizza pizza okay perfect excellent i haven’t been watching i haven’t been watching stream i’ve been like watching frozen two downstairs you’ve been watching frozen two without me

Yeah i don’t know you want to watch it i’ll stop i only got i only got like i was so betrayed what the [ __ ] [Laughter] our children are [ __ ] up anyway um so here’s kristen yes she will make 5 000 slices of pizza for you guys rest in peace our account i guess

Yeah it was a fun run chat i’m gonna go live off noodles i’ll keep streaming do you have an old-school ear check for for all times it’s [ __ ] loud left here check right here check center console and last but not least so i’m surprised this thing works

Because look it’s just got holes in it all over the place i mean the end of my still there as you can tell it’s not very efficient wait is filzer a combination of phil and pizza no no it’s literally just [ __ ] me thinking back in oh god when was it 2005

2004 2004 back in 2004 i was like i’m gonna make an xbox live account and play online what are people gonna call me i don’t wanna be called darklord69 uh no i think i wanna call i think i want people to call me phil okay phil oh it’s taken never mind um

Filzer oh that’s taken two what if i put a one instead of the i oh done that was literally the creation of my online alias zero head dude i just wanted people to call me phil for sure and it didn’t work because [ __ ] people online mainly americans

For some reason just called me pizza not even kidding the only people that got it were british people and i had like 50 british friends 50 american friends it was so funny every time every single time i went to a game and i heard some americans talking

They’d be like hey pizza get get go over here like they would just call me pizza every time dude it was super rare to have somebody just call me filzer i don’t know what it was maybe it was just the z and the one it just confused people

I thought i was clear enough i guess not anyway let’s let’s see smite five we’ll do that right uh let’s grab one of those i can make a sharp five mending on breaking three so make that into efficiency four and throw that on here 21 xp

Yeah i mean i mean i’m gonna do it so efficiency five for no reason other than for the flex smite five mending and breaking pop right sweet dude i want to give these a test now how much is it going to cost to renew it 32 oh kit oh we’ll do that later

We’ll do that later we have an end of the farm it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine we’ll do that in a second i want to see how good they are then i’ll see we’ll see how good we are all right we were going to make farms today but we’ve got a bit sidetracked

That’s as per usual you know things tend to get a bit sidetracked this is smite five now theoretically this should kill him in one hit without me jumping pog uh sharpness what can we test on sharpness is it nighttime almost yeah it is night time so we could run around it at night

For a bit if i i could create him in one let’s try creating let’s try creating with the shop okay we still can’t kill him one looks like uh smite is the only thing that kills in one why why have i took so long to switch to ass axes

Why have i took some oh [ __ ] me oh fight fight fight fight fight go go go go go he will win oh [ __ ] dude that’s the second time i’ve ever seen that oh holy [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah all right sorry enderman is closest at 20 hearts uh a piglet is

25 whoa they are tough boys holy [ __ ] god you’re stupid i mean it’s better we’re just gonna have to have oh we didn’t test the strength dude i’m gonna have a beacon set up remember death absolute carnage away it’s the piglen’s chat okay now we got names please get a [ __ ] haircut mob

Underscore you’re all [ __ ] close dude are you literally living under a [ __ ] rock i anyway let me go get some xp and uh [Laughter] we’re gonna rename these who has 40 [ __ ] i am not going to get in a mere fight with a brute that is not happening i am sitting back

And shooting those [ __ ] dude they’re short sighted anyway there should be enough i think just gonna drag all this xp into this room right what we name in the uh the smite five death smile this is the one that’s gonna kill undead things so zombies uh piggling zombies you know

Pork chop see it fast enough sounds like pork popcorn that’s what that said ear blinking zombie killing axe okay okay oh that’s required now what now what the [ __ ] do we call this [ __ ] remember it’s not specifically for piglets or all um zombie piglens it’s just sharp five we’re probably gonna use it

On piglets but that’s not its only purpose it’s just a beasty sharp five axe that does max damage choppy boy redneck bread knife [ __ ] bread knife oh look chat you found out what button i use for this [Laughter] what if i just call it seven seven seven

What if i just what if we just did that well that’s a mess that’s terrible i love it 32 levels for this [ __ ] all right you know what seven gifted subs i’ll do it For now for now i’m thinking of other names that aren’t as ridiculous so dumb that’s so [ __ ] dumb okay all right yep [ __ ] hell never mind sevens it is 32 levels oh i’m gonna regret that oh [Laughter] what have we done was it worth it ah so what happened there was

Three separate people gifted seven subs seven septillion 777 sextillion 777 quintillion 777 okay well that’s a thing now and we just have to live with it because uh look how expensive it is to rename 32 levels again another 32 levels to rename this [ __ ] so

Your boy he’s just not going to do that rest in peace 100 levels that we had earlier in the stream i guess should we probably do what i said i was gonna do at the beginning of the stream we got way too sidetracked i was meant to make a farm dude

Okay let’s let’s go i’m still 1.15.2 at the minute because i don’t wanna let go of my precious optifine because this place we just finished and my god It’s pretty epic if we go into a normal version of minecraft where you can’t turn the fog off uh this place looks like death dude we can’t [ __ ] see anything we do this [ __ ] bruh yeah this build needs needs the fog turned off chat just to be able to see where the

[ __ ] we are it’s too thick 257×257 all black concrete black glass on top of the black concrete on the floor to stop things from spawning shit’s nuts it looks like we’re just walking on [ __ ] fog like we’re on a cloud right now okay so we are gonna work on a quick

Little blaze farm that is gonna work in 1.16 it will not work however in this version but i don’t care i have blaze rods i’m good i’m thinking future i’m thinking ahead of time right first things first though i need to get on this [ __ ]

I need to break all of this real quick we’re going to get you i’m calling it now chat be aware we will get slapped okay we’re going to get slapped a couple of times okay we’ll probably get knocked off it’s fine they’re gonna spawn like on me any second we’re getting so lucky

Oh there we go there’s one they got nowhere to go they’ve got the ghost that is dropped to the floor okay okay okay pogba oh they’re not happy dude pog all right now i gotta stop them from spawning here we go we got it oh one two three four there’s something on

My [ __ ] keyboard oh i heard them the torches don’t do anything one two three four and then we’ll make this one five and this one five and then uh we need to have two blocks here and then we place glass on top worth it like that okay we can do this

Chat we can do this oh my god i didn’t know boris johnson was a minecraft streamer just kidding i love you dad four you’re grounded let’s get this roof done this looks pretty oh chat oh okay you little [ __ ] so i can go out one more um

To make the wall as a fellow blonde guy i get the struggle phil also hate that you can barely see blonde beard grow true i swear every time every [ __ ] time dude still figure out a beard no dude no it looks [ __ ] stupid you can’t see on camera anywhere dude

People have been asking for me to grab a mustache as well and it’s [ __ ] stupid it doesn’t work we’re blonde it’s it’s a struggle all right pointless plus factor though plus factor um you can’t tell if i’ve got any gray hairs yeah i am eternal [ __ ] i’m blind uh [ __ ]

Oh this is fine just float to the bottom yes float in the void thank you where you belong all right and then the square where these guys are gonna get pushed down is like here it’s a two by two that’s why one side is four by four like here

The other side’s five it’s so we can have a two by two spot in the middle hey phil who designed the farms you’re making the blaze one and the wither one uh the one i haven’t fully decided what i’m gonna do yet it’s probably gonna be

One by ray though maybe um the one i’m working on right now is to play his farm and it is made by a guy called eagle i-621 and it is the its maximum efficiency for 1.16 this will not work in 1.15 i already know this this farm

Utilizes lava to push the blazers into a hole pushing blazers with lava does not work in 1.15 so currently this will not work the way it’s supposed to but i don’t care i have enough rods this is just future farm this is future farm for when we upgrade

To 1.16 which will probably be monday okay i kind of want to get different blocks just to keep this keep myself in check we’re going to get slapped by a blaze or two if we can kill them before they can slap us that would be pog that’ll be big pog

Go go go go yeah how oh it’s smite of course i don’t know if i’ve got enough i might have to go get some more glass chat yeah it’s enough let’s get some more i have some more back at home no i can just craft it

Fill the blaze want to be free they want a very warm hug oh they can [ __ ] off their hugs literally kill me they’re not getting one from me okay i need i need to leave all right so how about we quickly just go yeet actually we’ll buy some we’ll buy some

We have money six months also have you heard of twitch prime if you have an amazon prime membership you can support your favorite streamers for free with twitch prime true thank you the phone for six months it worked hey ttv uh maca 19 for the prime time

It actually worked guys did you know that it doesn’t tell you when your prime is ready to renew when you like have a free prime available i am super guilty of this not even [ __ ] joking i am really guilty of not realizing i have a prime sub available and i’m just like oh

Whoops whoopsie daisy and i just use it on somebody you should probably check you should just test it out i mean who knows what happens if it works then i guess you could just wait until next next month and do it again thank you jeff business

Thank you spicy shark for the prime see it works wow thanks mr bezos uh both like the primer as well like guys steve if they get three subs thank you dude wolfman thing of the prime bruiser forget thank the two months how the [ __ ] did that work

You see what i mean is it type the time i’m waiting for them to go i’m waiting for the wait for it it’s coming just from me mentioning it oh there it is right i give keep keep right go go go go go one more and then boop a boop boop

Nice let’s do it let’s go let’s go go go go go go go i’m just going to take the hit chat we’re going to catch on fire [ __ ] it i can assure you i am not the joke jeff bezos account only one joke account per viewer is my policy

I know who that is by the way chat i know who that is please get a [ __ ] haircut i caught it’s [ __ ] close bro oh we’re done kind of the floor needs to be like underneath this [ __ ] so right now this needs to have like two blocks grab this like that

Oh we out like we need to create like a spot for me to stand in now three blocks got it got it got it got it got it got it there we go okay thoughts on auto click as a single player [ __ ] i literally just answered it

Chat are you going [ __ ] feral is this what’s happening i answered it before then somebody asked again all right you [ __ ] are trolling right [ __ ] you okay fight we’ll fight that took no time at all for you guys to go absolutely [ __ ] feral jesus christ

Okay all right we’ll see it we’ll see if we’ll see it give your thoughts now i literally i’m not repeating myself thoughts on manual clickers in multiplayer oh i hate you guys i [ __ ] hate you guys so much i should probably use something else for this bottom part Um how about quartz yes let’s see let’s use quartz let’s yes let’s use the half slabs these guys are getting really annoying because i thought you missed it sorry i actually didn’t hear your answer oh okay i answered it really quickly so that’s fine i’ll i’ll answer it again taking this

Opportunity to just [ __ ] meme really hard but the dude legit didn’t [ __ ] hear my [ __ ] answer chat so now i’ll give you my answer again for the second time uh i don’t personally think the good i think it’s a bad idea to do that but who gives a [ __ ] it’s your will do

Whatever the [ __ ] you want that’s pretty much like the long version of what i said i said do whatever you want i couldn’t give a [ __ ] i won’t do it though i think i already went through this when i was using the concrete machine remember i was holding down right click

And chat were like still you know you can do that automatically by just getting it oh no dude i’m holding right click [ __ ] you tuned into us [ __ ] [ __ ] hi phil me again loving the stream i just wanted to pop in and ask what your thoughts are on

Oh my god guys i don’t know if this is the play i don’t know if this is the place this is weird glass really do be looking good with shaders on also i did a thing hard oh cool whoa whoa chat [ __ ] pog christ that is sick that’s that’s the image

That that was that’s what i was doing i was flying like really close to the glass there’s cookies as well so [ __ ] cool dude god there’s so many [ __ ] talented eyes i swear to god you guys are ridiculous like holy [ __ ] okay okay let me get let me get back to this [ __ ]

Oh it’s loud oh it’s real loud am i making a mistake by doing these half slabs i’m not sure anymore i feel like i am gonna go back to glass oh it’s loud all right turn it down there we go i just need to land on it okay dude

Let’s see so if we do this i get into this corner okay uh put that there okay and then what we can do is we put another chiseled block down like so and then on top of that we put a half slab that is kind of spicy i do like that

I do kind of like that uh okay time to get into the death the danger zone chat you ready don’t say oh my god you’re freaking me out okay there we go i hit right here when i can hear someone freaking out in the background

Shots fine i can i can ignore them but when kristen’s here i i it makes my heart beat even harder i’m like i’m fine i’m fine i’m fine i can manage this okay uh let’s do that jesus [ __ ] oh when’s the last time you did that i forget now

Yeah it was it was a while ago it was a while ago but it was the exact same feeling shot i was just my stuff my stomach [ __ ] dropped one golden apple’s fine it’s not an enchanted one how about how about we take a safer approach there we go

Like that and i need to get like in that side now a little bit oh it’s gonna be awkward if i’m oh you know what actually i got an idea i’ll get them to do spawn holy [ __ ] phil what have i walked in on season five pog look at the ipod stuff

Nice let me go down nice there we go that’s the way to do it that’s the way to do it chat easy clap all right five head don’t even need fire resistance [ __ ] it okay so i don’t need anything on them at all everything’s off

Right now uh the only thing i need is this little spot down here this is where they’re gonna be pushed into with the lava again this is a 1.16 build i know it won’t work in this version it’s something that’s going to work when we update and i won’t

Have to [ __ ] with it [ __ ] there’s so many look at that dude oh nothing else can spawn here it’s just juice and this is from a spawner as well like arguably the other thing the wither skeleton farm is gonna be way more juiced because it’s natural spawns not from a spawner

So it’ll be like [ __ ] constant okay i don’t [ __ ] me dude my god you guys are loud oh there’s so many oh my god oh greedy greedy phil worth it vines are to prevent entertainment that was [ __ ] terrifying one entity oh let me fly away real quick let me just leave the area

That was scary i was not expecting that at all um right let’s try that again okay we well that glass is gone okay all right fixed fog spawn is spawn independent of mob cap blocking of the top will slow down the rates that doing that slows down the rates what wrong yes wrong

Bruh no a little bit no it does that’s wrong chat you’re trying to be helpful but really i’m just getting like 50 50 straight down the middle i guess we could just worry about leah right [ __ ] it okay i can give a [ __ ] it’s fine we’ll get rid of it [ __ ] it

Get rid of it there we go okay all right let’s fix this let’s do the roof properly i love how we’re spending more time on decorating it and making them look prettier than actually fixing it up properly like it needs to have like three more things at least to work i’m just

[ __ ] around with the roof uh next part let’s see so i need soul sand as well so we need soul sand on this spot right here dude like that okay so that’s good to go so what do we need we need vines i need hoppers underneath here as well that’s another thing Oh okay there we go pretty much done i just need that lava now that’s it whoop okay okay uh now i’ll get these chests sorted out i can i could probably reach that if i do this yeah chest there as well now i can go around the back here and that and that

The last thing we need to do is we need to get some lava okay pog there’s our lava boys oh they’re not going away they’re just staying there i reckon if i just break this place and then place down the glass real quick i should be all right

That should do the job there we go they’re not gonna get pushed but they will on one point sixteen gonna go here and we do this and then that’s let me go over here do the same thing again pog and last one there we go and that is the farm pretty much done

All right i want to add jeans i want to add cheese to the top of that i think it looks sick that looks pretty sick though not gonna lie that looks really cool okay well goodbye one piece of glass it’s a little bit hard to tell but yeah there we go

Dunzo should i turn cheers on so that’s pretty cool that’s i think we’ve been pretty uh successful today’s stream made a blaze farm that doesn’t work yet looks nice so you guys think of anything else we could add to it before we go we could do stairs yeah we could add the

Stairs um on the along the bottom but just have them upside down i think we should do that so smooth stairs uh let me grab some of this stuff i’m actually kind of excited to play 1.16 now i hope it’s uh i hope it’s fairly stable gonna have to be extra careful chat

Extra careful oh god that’s a problem um you uh need to leave wait this is a perfect chance to test out our new fandangled perfect masterful pork chop death oh my god it didn’t even make a noise all right you know what it’s quiet it’s four percent that’s why oh my god made

It like ten times funnier holy [ __ ] i felt wrong on so many levels i do not that did not feel right i felt wrong and nothing but wrong i hear that i hated that does that look good chat danger zone just watching she’s looking at chad and just laughing now because she’s just

Seeing all of the phil rips the phil okay then it does look pretty funny not gonna lie patent pending right yes that people are racing to get the pattern on that [ __ ] carpet chat if you can hear me it’s been great it’s been awesome great stream very happy with the progress

Made today as you can see blazers have have have their home now of death good progress good progress i’ll catch you all uh monday thanks for hanging out i’ll see you there bye guys bye You