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Hello my name is jarg and welcome back to another exciting installment of dark he’s back in the oblong mid indeed and he’s there for a very specific reason which is that he has come to collect one or two skellingtons indeed my goodness frame rate issues one or two skeletons it looks like a

Mushroom that’s a big kid anyway you in there give me your experience because i need it i need it because i want to try either um a new pickaxe enchantment um or maybe i’ll combine those two pickaxes and you only needed 19 levels for that in order to make better enchanted pickaxes because

So far the level 30 enchantment pickaxes have been a little bit rubbish which is quite disappointing really because well quite a lot of effort because it could brief how many are in here but um you know just clicking i mean it’s not really effort doesn’t take a while they’re just you know

Loitering even on this double spawner it takes quite a while to uh get enough skeletons although i think i perhaps afk for a little too long here um it’s surprising there are so many in fact i was just in there which i guess must still be in the range of the spawners again

So what i’m gonna do is just keep on battering away these skeletons and once i’ve finished i will bring you back all right well it looks like i’ve slightly thinned the herd here um should be getting to oh gosh look at those arrows go forward craziness um

And as you can see i’m at level 36 36. um i’m still still building up in his craziness stop it skellington stop it anyway keeping on surely i’m at the end of it now all right i’ve got to the end of it huzzah thank goodness and i oh gosh almost anyway

Uh and level 37 in total not at all bad now because i’ve got an inventory full of tat but that’s fine good grief quite literally full of tat as well uh let’s just get rid of the bones and the arrows and the whatnot uh let’s combine some of these why not

Um just keep going and one more maybe nope and another one there we are you can never have enough bows apparently can you put more than one in here more than two i should say no okay interesting interesting uh probably do that one and that one will definitely fix

All of that there we go a couple more bows for the the box as it were oh wait wait wait wait i see it i see it i think there’s another one out there let’s get the sleeping over with oh my goodness i left the door open morning all right well

Hello i’ll take these bits and pieces thank you for me adam away skeletons let me get the gubbins thank you all right uh these skeletons now they’ll be there forever uh that and that and that look at that i don’t know why i wanted to go to that

Trouble but i did there’s one left over don’t need that don’t need that all right okay not bad not bad so i’ve got the the levels that i came for so now once again it’s a case of can i make it home we shall see give me give me your last

Bits of experience thank you very much so oh see you in a minute oh up the upness up i say all right this journey it takes so long all right here we are back once again in penguinia huzzah let’s run for it uh nipped into a cave got a little bit of a

Uh extra set of coal and whatnot so oh gosh that gave me a tiny bit more experience and oh yes okay enough and that’s good news so let’s get back here uh sort of time is it my goodness all right okay so now that we’re back i want to

Try that enchantment business again once the world loads very slowly over there which is quite quite annoying but that’s fine um i wonder if any of this has grown yet i guess it won’t have because i wasn’t in the chunk i have updated the board a little bit before i

Left i uh added this one find a new village that was that was done we did a couple of them in fact there was a sand village there was a real village uh not that the sand ones aren’t real but there we go so that’s that

Uh oh i need to work on the storage room at some point too so how’s this doing not particularly well but that’s fine that’s fine as i say i wasn’t really in the chunk for too long so that’s understandable all right we’ve made it back oh dear a bit

More dented than i went that’s fine uh let’s put that away uh let’s also um oh of course i used the silly thing didn’t i now do i want to hmm let’s go upstairs and consider my options what are my options well firstly if i enchant a new one well

You don’t know what you’re going to get let’s just have another another look at this um because 30 levels might get me something better than this anyway efficiency 4 and fortune 2. it’s the same this way around just the other way around yes except it costs less now that’s a pretty good pick

Hmm what do i want to see what else i might get because i then have to make the run out to the skeleton business again let’s try a tiny one boink wow okay right well that’s better again now eventually i wonder if let’s have a look at this

Can i combine these things unbreaking and fortune 3 with efficiency 4 too expensive okay what about the other way around still too expensive all right fair enough what about uh i guess that’s the other option but then you wouldn’t want to do that would you really because three and three isn’t any better

Than that but the other way around one assumes that’s the same yes costs 31. well why would you bother okay well interesting interesting it gave me another pick um it’s like a lot better actually than the ones i had there so let’s put those away

Give me that one back i think i’ll use that well but it’s fortune three i think the diamonds um okay i don’t know what i want now efficiency for let’s keep those on me gosh this is so crazy oh let’s sleep good morning all right oh we’ve got

Eight levels do i want to throw them onto something um well let’s plop them onto um some armor wait i have to take it off in order to do that boink wait i should probably fix it first um that’s even more sensible i believe let’s grab a little bit of that and

Oh wait you have to have it in hand there we go let’s go boing there we go good good i guess i should probably bowing oh it takes two on that one fair enough um not sure if i want four and four on eight let’s do four and four

Uh that i wonder let’s try repair on this how how much is that gonna cost if i just add that repair cost is five two of them it’s seven that’s most of my okay interesting right so i won’t repair my shoes just yet let’s put that away

Let’s go and get a couple of level four um yeah level four in chance that’s you know tiny tiny little bit of something oh there we go fire protection one and nothing and nothing and nothing and oh goodness me i’ve got a stack yes here we go

Uh i’ve got four levels left come on you can do it there it is boink and projectile protection two so a whole random collection of bits that’s fine oh look at the shine on me lovely all right now what i need to do oh get down the

Thing there we go what i need to do is i need diamonds just a few so i’m going to um do a little bit of mining oh i know what else i need to do and that seeing that block up there has reminded me uh someone suggested that

I need to make a feature of that so i should make it a grass block instead now i can do that without replacing the block by using a feature of mcmmo so i need seeds is what i actually need i think i put them all out by the chicken coop

So let’s just go and collect a few of those i did i’m not going to need that many uh so just going to make it a grass block because that’s what has been requested now uh how do i get in this place um oh door there we are that’s generally a good start

In oh of course i opened the wrong one but that’s fine no oh wait wait oh can i even get it there get up there yes i can get up there up up dennis all right hopefully i’m not going to come out immediately underneath i don’t have enough dirt do i

Well okay fine uh oh that’s very annoying oh maybe i do maybe i just have enough and i do not wait what about oh yes there we go grass block created down we go again all right that was easy that’s uh not at all sure that’s going to be

Uh visible from anywhere but it’s been done so enjoy it people enjoy it all right now the next thing is oh yes actually that is where i need to be the next thing is i want to check the status of the the oars here we are ores uh smelted and not smelted

Wow okay so basically i need a ton of stuff uh okay that i can do wait i have a few seeds on me um logs logs very few sticks all right let’s get to the seeds boink there’s a lot of chickens right there if i wish to use them for that purpose

Oh gosh i’ve got a glow on this puds i should probably grow up grow well i suppose grow a few more what i meant to say was probably collect a few more let’s get down here all right i’m just going to make inroads into a little bit of the mine try a couple

More paths that i haven’t finished yet and then if i find anything exciting i will let you know what’s down here oh yes the ravine well this is proving to be pretty fruitless in terms of diamonds i found a good deal of other stuff well a little bit of useful things like

Iron and such but so few diamonds it’s unbelievable in fact the total amount of diamonds i found is zero so it’s a bit disappointing but that’s okay i guess uh because there’s going to be some diamonds somewhere in the world oh bit of iron well i’ll add that to my

Meager collection of such things that i found give me thank you and let’s just block that up again um it’s almost like these mines have given their all and this and and indeed there or and there’s nothing left which is sad sad times indeed soil maybe behind the soil there will be

Something funky and amazing we shall see my efficiency for pickaxe is losing its will to live as well that’s the stuff i’ve got at the moment gosh my inventory is full again i should probably have dumped off some of the good stuff on just the stone that i’ve been dropping off occasionally um

So that’s the iron that’s the i found a bit of glod um well i didn’t find it it was uh in one of these things all undug i can’t pick these things up can i which is a bit annoying um so nothing particularly useful unfortunately i needed diamonds because i’m wanting to get

A silk touch pickaxe and hopefully i can get it on oh redstone um hopefully i can get it on a diamond pickaxe it lasts a wee bit longer wait i can’t pick any of that up if i mine it can i um all right let’s go and put this stuff actually let’s just

Make a chest and dump it in there first of all i need to point that down and actually make a chest uh i guess i only need the one for now and it can go get rid of that right here point there we go oh wait i should probably

There we go let’s get rid of that and get rid of that and get rid of that and pick up this nonsense and i guess all of that can go in there as well wait i can put that there as well there we are lovely i will take

This with me uh wink might as well use that on it oh the fortune pick however is doing splendidly with the unbreaking three and the fortune three which is an i’ve determined to be a very very pleasing combination a strange little cough there apologize for that

Uh let’s just get this little bit of iron in fact i’m going to go to maybe a little further in this oh oh good good good more coal well is that good i guess it is good because coal is amazing and i have fortune 3 on this other pick

So let’s get the cobble back out because that’s more useful here there we go um that said i’m not sure that i can pick much more up at all so i’m going to have to go back to the surface and take all of this good stuff with me

Let’s do that and that just so i’ve got a bit of uh visual on what i’m working with give me the coal this is a lot of coal and i guess there’s a good amount of levels considering all of these have come from just digging um where’s the torch

I want to lovely um give me give me the things there we go oh gosh it looks like uh this might have been two pockets of coal intersecting oh gosh crazy wind chimes of craziness um all right i’m not at the exact bottom layer so i’m surprised there’s

Not a tunnel below here but i guess maybe it didn’t go that far i stopped wherever i um bumped into lava i’ve run out of space for stuff haven’t uh all right all right where’s that chest gone there it is let’s get rid of that lovely and

Grab the coal because that is more important oh and now i’m out of stone well we can go a little further grab a bit more norm because of course the double drops are still in effect so there we are uh and since i’ve already started another stack of coal

Wow look at all this fortune 3 really does do an amazing job i’m delighted with this particular pick just wish it got silk touch but never mind never mind that’s that’s okay for now i’ll get one one day and all will be amazing can i pick any of this up yes

Uh although nothing else really oh well exact amounts of coal unless i missed one nope okay we’re just going to go until i find just the next thing whatever that is whatever it is that i find that’s fun funky and exciting oh well bit of iron so i guess that’s the

Fun and funky and exciting dealt with uh just give it to me now thank you nom oh i can’t pick that up which is exactly why i wanted to go just until that point so good good good all right oh let’s put another thing there i should know really

Okay well that’s not bad so we’ve got oh i should fill this this gap in actually let’s do that now in fact that might allow me to fix this because that would have bothered me come on nom there we go good good all right so i’m going to take the

The loot back to the surface i guess i don’t really need the cobble got plenty of that up there um or indeed the filth that can stay everything else is okay lots of coal so okay i’m going to take this back to the surface and we’ll see what needs doing now um

Oh come on why why am i not sprunting there we go good good good uh i don’t know if it’s daytime it is coming up on midnight actually just passed oh i hear a slime uh oh there he is all right fair enough um that’s craziness let’s go and deal with him

Uh oh louder noises you there slime are you climbing the ladder poof nom oh did i collect the slime if there was any oh there was one piece good good okay right let’s take all this up uh the rest of the cobble that i collected is whoa whoa

Is in that chest down there so ah so i didn’t just collect the little bit that you saw oh and his humbles oh they’re in the uh zombinator i guess level 12 just from a little bit of mining not bad at all all right let’s run back to the house

Uh not there should be any evil particularly out here um how’s the farm doing over here oh excellently good well better than it was before let’s put it that way let’s sleep good morning all right now let’s put some of this business away so i’ve got more redstone than i know what

To do with again and that’s uh i’ve got lots and lots and lots of lapis i should make it into some blocks how are we doing there 39 blocks of it already and then i’ll add these to that little collection um oh go on there we are lovely oof not

Bad another 16 blocks there can i get a few more i can indeed get a few more oink and oh come on there we are and oh one more lovely okay not bad that’s 20 more blocks of lapis but you can’t make lapis stairs yet i’m sure it’s

Something that’s going to be done seems like same thing to add isn’t it let’s put those away uh the mushrooms oh the glod well the iron i can put there there’s plenty more of that uh let’s put the glove in to cook because that’s what i do and it’s not as if i

Haven’t got the coal for it let’s throw the mushrooms in here if i can and i can i’ve got some more gun powders boink and bones flint goes in this thing boink and i guess i could put the rest of the coal in here is this coal

All of that’s coal good good uh oh there are those extra pumpkin pies i made that i didn’t have room for let’s put those there let’s see if i’ve got room for those now have i no no i don’t all right the wheat comes out

That goes in there and i guess i’m going to need another slot for wheat um in fact let’s go and put this in a chest out by the cow pen do i have a spare chest in here that i’m just not seeing no okay well i do however

Have space for a few more torches on me so i’m going to take them with me let’s put this coal away i didn’t now uh let’s make a chest and that’s involving this and that’s marvellous all right just gonna dump this out there uh oh i need to knob on this norm

All right oh gosh it’s spinning around see this is ah yes this is good so some of the spuds are grown some of the carrots are grown oh it hasn’t yet fully re-grassificated yep that’s the term yet i’m sure it will soon though more pumpkins to collect i should do

That now let’s do that now doing it now um axe do i have an axe no oh yes i do good uh i need to fix that but i definitely haven’t got the levels to fix that oh come on give me in fact it’s probably not worth it fixing those

Um efficiency whatever tools and so on because i can probably just get another 30 levels quicker than um and more efficiently hmm i don’t know oh up up maybe they’ll tweak the anvil to make it a bit more sane oh that’s interesting one side of the vines in one biome

The other in a different biome craziness now where shall i put the wheat i will put the wheat uh oh eggs nom nom uh i will put the the chest for this right here i think boink there we go in fact let’s we defy these guys right now

Come on select the right number there we are you there boof um lovely and you guys in fact let’s get in here boink boink and you there oh is this guy not interested what’s going on here we are uh experience for the the production of little little little cows

Which is very nice oh i guess i’m done now thank you very much i’ll get out if i can lovely all right not bad not bad so that’s a use for that put that in there oh exactly two stacks good all right now uh i wanted to make another farm

And that farm was going to be one for um the wizardry with wizardry wizardry stuff yes so i’m going to need um i’m going to need some netherwart and i’m going to need some soul sand items both of which i think i have let’s see

Uh oh i’ve got a little tiny bit of salt sand the neverwhat i think is in here yes okay now eight is not going to be enough i’ll make an automated farm with it eventually although not immediately um i might have a little extra soul sand in the storage room let’s investigate that

Possible possibility in in no i don’t know quite where it would be because it’s not very sensibly laid out this place uh cobblestone string rails they’ve got anything new one of these is pumpkins i might as well oh let’s throw this in there whoa that is a lot of pumpkins i’ve got one

Of these for eggs but i haven’t um okay so looks like i do not have one i’ve got one for wheat oh and somebody’s been putting seeds in it which is interesting seeds are not made of wheat um there we go um melons there’s quite a lot of those going on

Uh oh netherrack no no looks like i do not have any nether brick books oh wow craziness uh okay looks like there’s a negative on the soul sand that’s all right i can find some more somewhere i think i might have a little bit out by the wizards place anyway

Now it doesn’t need water to grow i guess it couldn’t really since uh there’s no water in the netherwars give me the egg thank you um so i’m going to put this just behind here i think yes this is a good place for a little farm

We’ll be coming out this way yeah coming out this way i think let’s do it right here let’s put it there um now because i don’t have enough soul sand to fill that little oh it gave me a piece of soul sand uh still not quite enough of course to fill this area

But it’s a good start now do i have any more in the well even if i do let’s just get this um started bike point point um as long as it gets light it will grow so oh up up and off there we are let’s see if i have any more soul sand

In here i think i do oh some pressure plates down there let’s see where would it be in here um oh it’s another rack i’ve got in here oh i might need to actually nip to the nether oh dear oh dear that that’s not gonna go well

However i guess i can do that um i don’t think i’ve got any i didn’t even put any chests up here all right so oh well acrobatics in piece by one um all right so i’m going to need to get some more soul sand on the go

Well i can do that that’s fine i will do that in the next esport so thank you very much for watching and i will see you next time goodbye