EPIC Minecraft Livestream – The search for the one piece!

Oh and we’re live hi hi Everyone how’s me how’s Mike how’s me you’re unmuted help mute I think M died um I don’t even remember what the [ __ ] we were doing oh yeah we’re waiting for that oh wait we got a another pole oh what the hell what is going on hello hello hello oh there you go

Uh me is back oh God you s tired Javis I don’t think I slept last night it’s one of those nights where it’s like you you just remember tossing and turning all of a sudden you’re like oh I’m getting up now I guess what are we looking at what’s on the

Ground I don’t know but how am I out here because I just slept in a bed um yeah don’t worry about it it glitched me through a wall hold on hold on wait wait wait devil bed oh Jesus uh did this ever work well we got um for

Some reason we have um a neite temple neite portal right at the top there so I’m just going to make some golden helmets for us so we can Traverse a lot easier all right um we got to we got a lot of [ __ ] oh my God I keep forgetting what

Did did you just put down a golden block oh you got leggings oh great okay I’m muted apparently okay oh wa why I have loads of stuff on me that I do not need yeah we need probably oh [ __ ] sake it’s doing that thing again I can’t switch items around

Ah I’m going to have to log out and log back in oh dear [ __ ] this game I swear to God now I remember why I stopped playing you all right Kyle Kyle is what up Kyle see this walks oh God yeah we’re good whoa whoa whoa did this side of the wait did this always have a never right well I mean you’re not showing the screen so um I’m so confused yeah so um I literally just did that right in front of you oh like before we

Left right we need another chest cuz we are Max Capacity where the [ __ ] my chests why am I so tired I need more oh [ __ ] I need more wood oh yeah wood on me what there okay thanks have a all right where you where should we put this

Chest how about put in this house here what the Cur house I’ll keep those an iron pickax I got plenty uh yeah okay no I did have an I still got an iron pickaxe um should we do we need lava for again I don’t know for to build the ne

Portal but I guess um I guess I I honestly I don’t know I’m just I’m [ __ ] why did why if I could build it why did I I don’t know anymore oh my God I don’t know what is happening I just gone into The Nether I I’m in the ne skeleton shooting me

Already you come down here you get down here this instant Mister oh my go oh thank you oh there’s another one oh gosh gosh oh it doesn’t see me okay might see you I swear to God why [ __ ] skeletons we just need what what we need we need to kill Endermen don’t

We yes that’s where is that where we came in well yeah cuz we need to work out where the um end is move away from the end ball so we can uh ow ow oh my God I am getting comboed out Move yeah that’s shooting right Lu I have a diamond pickaxe Boy well I really shouldn’t be woring ear but new receipt Golden Apple yeah yay oh my God how how is everybody doing today don’t forget to check out the new videos and like the stream and donate your pieces of poo you know what I was actually going

To give five members today was yeah I just called him a piece of Po and then no no no someone had to remind me I need needed to buy a lead with the last5 I had oh of course they did who and it was going to be five gifted members to

You hold on let me switch to my iron because I feel like I’m wasting my pickax here how could this happen to me I’ve made my mistakes got nowhere to run and I should have probably bought some more food but that’s well i r 14 bread as well

So come on where’s like the exit I just want to find give me the shers Enderman give me the Shivers oh Jesus um What you know what I hate me what lurkers [ __ ] him oh my God how dare you look in my stream why are you not chatting how dare I am so I am so annoyed me Mr streammer make the rule me Mr that’s all like when I see like you

Know current curent streamers that’s how I like to call them streamers well we found the exert yeah but the exit is not well designed it’s more designed for our death than anything else that’s what I was thinking Mr Strummer how do I hear gas first things first let’s build the

Bridge up here and we’ll stay hello it’s me the shmmer um are these your lurkers hello lurker hello lurker oh wait wait wait and um wait I respect my authority come on let we always need glowstone always oh wait wish I had a silk right now but cuz half of it’s like

Is there a gas right below yes got him wow that was fast okay time for o o time for ooh oh Jesus careful careful behind you gas gas Attack this just casually on fire don’t worry about it and we’re okay everybody everybody we’re okay I just oh look at that right underneath where we were what am I looking oh I mean I mean we do need part of this like we do need to be here we got

The how do we get back to where we were oh yeah we need blaze rods don’t we I keep forgetting oh man have you never been to the end I just I’m I’m I’m I’m not here I’ve checked out too many lockers yeah the lurkers fault damn you

Lurkers how dare you lur in the Stream why you lur lurkers why you look how why oh why you not joining why you always Ling how you always luring hey buddy you seem to be on fire oh you’re okay that’s good good for you oh he doesn’t have Minecraft on the old laptop

Apparently I mean you can always Sol it it’s only like 100 Meg and now he’s now he’s going to be like oh yeah oh yeah I guess I can do things oh BL Rod looking at me sorry what looking oh crap oh okay so I need to figure out how to

Build down here without getting destroyed by this place R oh my god um don’t look don’t look down from that c there what on the right uh oh well hello there gentlemen uh hello 10,000 BL rods uh come up here get destroyed oh it’s actually coming up hello have you come to be

Destroyed D it careful I wonder if my PC can run Minecraft no I can’t yes I can that’s the voice of shut the [ __ ] up what it can run okay I’m just making it so we know our way back so a problem right now here is this a

Drop yes and into all the wers oh my God that’s the biggest problem now if I had some lava in this bucket if I wasn’t worried about these uh blazes I could make a bridge over to the other one that’s easier for us but I’m really worried about these wers shooting

Me oh yeah they will for sure 100% I got a better idea what type of PC you going to buy when you give me [ __ ] money yeah I got how do I get back okay I’m too lazy sir oh okay all right uh s can figure this out okay Who who

Okay I going that way we ah I need to find a way to build down but I’m uh the problem is this is like a floor and there’s no way to like build down I mean to actually now figured out we need to be on that

Side okay so we can go back through the way we came yeah I might build a self what the [ __ ] I might build myself a base when I join okay there we go Hey yo uh wow Lego fortnite looks different I’m putting on oh thanks for the the

Follow follow um yeah now um they had a texture update and by a texture update they did uh they DET textured it 25 just months thank thanks for the 4 month sub Kyle on Twitch how’s Maiden how’s Kyle I already asked how Kyle is and he’s talking about [ __ ] PCS and

PPS so you your yeah I’m just I’m just going to drink some tea yeah okay um we need to go further this way oh Smith are join the uh thanks for the follow Smith Smith ah God okay I’m conscious don’t we’re not going to remember our way back at this

Point I don’t remember where we are who am I what am I who am am I oh those wers are looking at you by the way that’s fine and one of them just killed themselves that’s even better for us okay so is a this is after to our

Start and we’re down hi everyone um welcome to the stream don’t forget to smash like if you’re on YouTube yeah I totally helped the question now though is how do we get over there without any of this kill me well if we like things are spawning what

If like you see above it we we make a hole and they just fly up it and who’s making this hole we don’t have a disposable bod like Kyle oh [ __ ] um don’t you emote me Kyle you okay come over here I dare you I dare

You oh oh now they’re spawning even more um oh oh I me just okay pops just gone I fig it out I fig it out oh he’s got he’s got it he’s got something guys we got this my ad’s about to start you got this yeah we’ll figure

Out what happened to the old world L is still there uh what you know we’re behind them and they don’t even know until they turn around I want to speed build uh dig but I know I’m going to die over do um oh oh yeah I read all I read all oh

Oh oh my God I can’t believe it we’re digging in the nether all day long yes yes that’s what we’re doing ah right we must be getting close so Carl when you building me uh buying me my PC it’ll take him 5 days to save up again yeah it’s crazy but suddenly just

Has enough money I’ve got to save the money for a p i bought the PC it’s been a week kle what the actual shittens there we go look look look down the bottom look down okay we found it yeah what yeah we now got a way to get down

There there’s your way okay you ready yeah okay okay okay okay oh Okay K best mcraft players in the world ninja and also smiy I don’t know why smiy but he okay so yeah to subscribe to God King over at only okay apparently you have an only fans according to Kyle who me yeah um gimu we best Minecraft players in world

We better than ninja and Mew and also Smithy I don’t know why Smithy but he okay so yeah make sure to subscribe to God King me over at only fans so that way we can open this up so they can come to us we still have like a I mean yes

Yeah I mean we could just kill them to be fair but cuz I’ve got torches I can torch it up immediately and then we can uh kill him and then try to make a little pen for it okay de be well that was uh fun God I keep hitting the wrong [ __ ] I’m

On how many blow rods do we need eight a lot okay put me back now one’s dead so he’s dead okay well there isn’t hello I’m back I’m going back I’m help me help me ah ah dead dead I need to break this thing there you go you should be able to

Come back up now minus all the fire all right quickly I I seen that gun C my eye and I knew it was going to kill me oh by the way I’ve got um six BL rods already okay I’m just going to he up before I do

Anything yeah let’s get to full health I don’t think we’ve stopped the spawn though no we haven’t we haven’t sto spawn seven careful at the top there but we’ve slowed it down massively haven’t we yeah yeah I technically have the blod but we need more oh my

God why is there so much fire everywhere no I I I was dead I burned to death I had nothing on me don’t worry damn I got roasted son uh I could just bring these back now you could do we we need like eight don’t we nine nine I think nine it’s

Probably oh I do have nine so one of our fagers has wandered into The Nether that’s fine he can uh kill the gas first yeah like that gas is looking at him kind of SAU like gas is kind of looking at me Stu like ow ow

Ow I’m just going to head back I think uh I’m trying to [ __ ] up my way to you oh God we built into a mountain remember we didn’t go up anywhere we just buil straight into a side of mountain nether oh yeah you did and I knocked I blocked it off

Okay yeah you can tell he you used Cobble yeah yeah actually this doesn’t really matter yeah all right uh I’m going to try and come oh my God I got no shield and they [ __ ] keep bouncing back ah you’re a piece of [ __ ] you know that talk into the game where my demons

Hide uh I wasn’t going to ask but okay where do they hide and then never ah all right so you going on a suicide run right now oh Jesus I just got out and they’re just immediately shooting at me how am I dead after two Jesus Christ um oh yeah I got no

Armor how you doing for health I I don’t need a hero okay I’m here I’m I’m already at the exit oh so I just killed myself twice for no reason that depends if I can get to the the exit oh there it is oh my God there’s an Enderman right

At the thing as well Boom Big Shack man not hot man not Mew even though they never always is hot I we said remix that we it’s for the never uh hello my good so what up SCP SCP F site Fox are you okay yo what

Up if you’re asking for all your gear well well oh I I I I didn’t expect the gear to be fair oh no I got it I mean I’m usually sh right now cuz only way I could escaped but there you go you have back oh yeah the sword I definitely needed

This oh my [Applause] God okay I’m dying smash like uh I’m new car you’re not new Carl you you’ve been here [ __ ] knows how long you are not new beautiful people right we just uh what the Carl did you smash like though why did we what is yeah good now

Donate even though you subscribe to me on Twitch I wonder what that guy does down there the guy I just dropped all that stuff to yeah he’s just he’s just running backwards and forwards what a simple life I shall name you Kyle I shall name you Kyle and you will be my Kyle

Yeah oh so you are donating excellent Carl so I need a sword now so let’s me rebuild something okay oh for God’s sake car you just coming with all your all counts now are you I swear to God I’m going to kill the end up the start the never

Okay or I’m going to die trying one of them did you uh bring back the glow stone yes uh some of it I couldn’t hold all of it okay I don’t know where though you’ll have to find it but that’s a very good question where where is the glow do you know

Chat I think it’s de on his person going do some I bring them back oh no K my person yeah trying to make me go insane there you one full stack that’s all I could bring back oh no the sh followed me no he died he died if he

Dies he dies why is The Shield over here actually let me put this glow stone away uh and then I’ll I’ll make a new sword and then I’ll come fight with you and then we’ll go kill this Ender he wasn’t there when I went back

Oh well [ __ ] I found the trick to remove ads you go to stream where the stream pop what okay hang sorry you’re trying to make it so I don’t make money KL is this is this what’s happening um no C the ad will not be removed wait

You just don’t have an ad anymore I found a trick to remove the ads you go to stream where the stream pop up you go to YouTube shorts for a second and after to come to a stream and AD will be removed L what not having an ad when you come

Back is not removing the ads no because YouTube has seen you seen an ad and they go right this guy has just seen an ad let’s uh we’ll we’ll keep the ads away for like a few minutes I think it’s like aoup couple of videos maybe if you’re

Like rapidly clicking they they have they they have algorithms for this thing so you haven’t removed it you what you’ve done is basically gone um you know what you could do just click skip ad yeah you could you you could just just wait 5 seconds and Skip ad and

Support the stream still oh you know oh look at that oh this all been lit up yeah I wonder who did that well I was thinking you know end spawning but in the middle uh we can find like a we can create a dark area I guess yeah I’m going to straight forward

You are remember the Cave the Cave we built on the other world ah that had a lot of end in all the time didn’t it yes can’t wait also for next month L I can’t wait for ads next month La yeah why do you having to wait a month I

Don’t know I I generally don’t like um I think YouTube removed um I don’t know I just I i’ it’s like one of those things I’ve never seen before I’m just like I don’t know what you have done you’re a [ __ ] idiot uh are you creating ad SP here I’m guessing yeah yeah

Yeah but he’s got to wait 32 days so he’s got wait more than a month so sometime mid FB wait I think he’s allowed to reconnect his AdSense now and Carl he probably connected the wrong AdSense account to his YouTube I don’t get how he made another

AdSense I don’t know when I when I tried the to make a second one the first time di kit it said that I’ve already got an AdSense in my name and I can’t make a second one it it wasn’t even I remove admin on my wait what because I remov a on my

Pine K one Gmail from Logan P Gmail what what do you mean why the [ __ ] do you do I just remember if we just put like one random block down the Enderman will be tempted just like a like an offering for him like take this just to see what happens well what

Happened is you [ __ ] lost ads for a month you [ __ ] I wonder what what happened oh okay well no [ __ ] Sherlock and it’s admin not add him hey guys you want to be an add in to my stream you want to add him I got an

Ad him for you guys smash like and AD him I actually got an eve I got a new shop called Addam and E didn’t oh add add add M and V Adam and even Adam and even there you go Adam and even new store come in the 20

2600 do you know how large it needs to be no I’m just building just destroying everything although I’m using a diamond pickaxe for this but I thought think you start spawning already but I guess not it’s cuz probably both there that’s the thing well that should increase the spawn for this

Point no I’m B already let’s find a different way to do it oh hey guess what I just found two Endermen outside Yeah Boy Flavor Flavor Flavor FL ah what what yeah let’s go end Pearl yeah same here we got two yeah boy we’re going to

Need like 20 yeah boy we should go back to the village and make him St away so we don’t yeah yeah waste it oh my God the lag the lag no no no no no you stream I’ll play a pre-roll ad whatever doesn’t fck I don’t know oh my God

I hi hi what the hell are you oh my God the rain is just making it l so badly oh oh oh oh you need to sleep yeah yeah I was I was literally half h oh monsters s that skill true to me um I’m getting stalked by a creeper right now creep

Nuts there we go k you just spamming emotes um when you should be spamming donations oh oh I’m going die here there’s AEP come in my door yeah yes okay R he’s running he’s running yeah yeah he’s running towards me you’re good you’re good let me kill you with the

Lag you two make new emotes cool give meone your CH give me new emotes okay but you give me money uh no but salty W bow I’ll salate the mous I put my ender pearl in the chest with the blaze rods emeralds uh what emeralds Emerald yeah

Yeah uh there might be one in the one of the chests but it’s just the one we just need one this guy’s got M blocks and I want to buy him off him let me go check real quick oh my game is literally a slid show right now I can’t move

Around uh all right you talk to tra to the top one the boss I whenever his menu you can now yeah you just want the one yeah yeah cuz we can make moss turn into more Moss can’t we he gave me two uh I’m leave the game and rejin it’s

Really bad for me right now hi really bad I’m salty yo how’s everybody doing on this fine Monday that good well that’s fantastic everyone everyone I’m glad you’re all doing you’re all doing let’s let’s let’s kick this week’s ass I said let’s kick this week’s ass game what are you trying to say

Salty Monday Funday yeah thank yeah yeah yeah so yeah now what mhm I did you leave yeah my game was slide sh I couldn’t do anything CU it still shows you in here that’s how about it’s slide sh it’s still show me in there uh youed be gone

For 200 days now and he’s just standing there have you got something that cures um slid shortness I’m sure taking mushrooms is going to help with that hit new L what hit the new emotes what the hell are you talking about M even I feel really really today it’s just one of those

Days the world day Monday it is oh you finally left I wish it’s a new year what the you know how much [ __ ] we can be doing in this year [ __ ] you get out you have any Let’s Plays I complete in the sh probably

One oh [ __ ] me I got a video to make after this hold on I’m going to ban Kyle from your chat for mentioning GTA that’s fine oh cool by the way have you noticed now there’s a mod menu for oh sorry it’s snowing oh that’s great it’s annoy yay

Uh is there there’s a mod menu for what right so you if you go to your chat here like in your actual stream click the little dots next to Kyle and you can go Channel activity now and you can see every channel he’s been to all these comments in every single

Stream timeouts Del messages hides so moderat oh my God that’s ridiculous well apparently he’s only got one time out so wrong but oh wonder if I can do that to other people let’s do to or here I think okay of the world loading server right I’m going to BRB get myself some tea

Um don’t forget to smash like move don’t forget to smash like guys and subscribes um uh I I I’ll be right back all right guys now that I’m your horse don’t forget to smash thislike I swear to God I Haven even gone for a second son of

A I was on to self advertise but I was like no I’ll do it different do we have B me where is our house than You did you download pu of exiles no we need Ender oh yeah okay fine Ender Ender Ender allthough ioun everything button into okay give me end the end and that’s not asking for you to let me commit suicide what uh what what in Minecraft obviously okay yeah sure

Yeah do I do I ever say anything about real life always about Minecraft love Minecraft he loves it so much where the [ __ ] is everybody are you in the cave I’m in I was trying to be but no not anymore okay uh well all I’ve got here is [ __ ]

Zombies where the [ __ ] is the end for a good time hey speaking of a good time where’s the end oh end end end right on me die where you at where you are where you at there you are there you are oh where you at where you at where you

At where you at come on let’s go come on bro you got him nothing right that’s cuz he in his hand I yeah probably probably probably hello all you creepers that are sneaking up on jvis right now now was can drive by though what wow car’s not even in chat anymore wow

Car he wouldn’t even hear that if he if he’s not in chat I know I asked him a question like 5 minutes ago and he hasn’t rep wow wowow wow wow wow just wow wow just wow just W just wow chat wow Lookers wow how dare you look respect our

Authority and [ __ ] chat you pieces of [ __ ] I don’t care if you’re busy and you’re just listening to the sound of my voice I need you to type f Dam [ __ ] you I find hilarious about the whole thing though they’re like tell to leave if they’re going to look okay

Leave you’re losing the viewer you literally Lo if you’re going to look then leave do you understand you’re going to lose leave if you’re not going to talk to me I need you to talk to me respect my to offy to car that doesn’t answer the question though does it

Tip yeah course he didn’t yeah he didn’t answer my question at all for plus that’s not Carl that’s okay oh no no no no no wait wait wait wait I found one I found one I found one I found one on me I’m nowhere near you uh um I got like 40

Creepers around them so all right I’m I’m on my way back respect my olders Elders it’s not olders it’s Elders who who says olders nobody goes respect my olders I do are you going to start saying that from now on news face phrase respect my orders and start chatting in

Chat did he drop one did he drop one no he dropped a grass block the little N word g g yeah how you g you got Sky uh oh my [ __ ] god the sky almost pushed me into the creeper I was just watching him sneak up on

You think gnomes oh there’s another one behind you now yeah that’s my friend he’s called Robert what’s up Robert oh for God’s sake Robert Robert I’m a little bit busy right now uh Minecraft in 2050 will be the same as 23 K you just saying random [ __ ] again

Yes and we all know that is false statement as well because this is exactly the same as oh the fight spider and skeleton are fighting go spider kick it ass spider oh [ __ ] I found an end by the way going to win I’m way it’s right underneath a

Creeper Minecraft gets a massive up it’s not even close to the same as what I once was I’m on my way I’m on my way all right I’ve lost it now I’ve lost it now where’s it gone to be come on Ender where where it was here it was at this

Block someone tell them Pary oh oh oh I see it it’s right next to the skeleton and a creeper there’s two of them watch out there’s a creeper coming to you Co quiet I don’t see it ah bro I’m fcking it up ah I where this end where’s where is he

Where’s he going he at the top oh boom got it nice right yeah but you said there was two where is the second one well I don’t know cuz they keep teleporting all over the placeit wait wait wait wait come here come here come here come here look into my

Eyes are you an end not again oh [ __ ] oh baby zie it’s going bro I’m just trying to make a short hit no it’s a shovel he looked like a tiny ax though to him it’s got a what up Jay how you doing oh Jesus right so the only end I see

Here is you bro I’m about you just teleported I did not you knocked me off you were like oh god I’ve done it again you teleported again it’s the lag you it’s your lag oh my God we must find this overend man that’s a weird thing mean it

Drowned how’s it going welcome to the stream don’t forget to smash like don’t forget to smash cars mom I mean like what yeah yeah what my mic lag don’t forget to um forget exactly what shut upy horsey you an end you you’re just going around to every single animal asking if it’s an

Enderman hey it was a black horse and it looked like it disappeared for a moment yeah again that that’s probably lag sorry sheep I need this do do dead I’m just I’m just want your food I just want just want your meat sorry what oh sorry what what what my CL my CL

Like just want just want me wait what Hello Kitty Cat what up [ __ ] cat who by the way did you know it wasn’t uh blaze rods we need it it’s blaze powder but we need that from blaze rods don’t we I mean technically are we getting blazed blaz the N

Mother let’s [ __ ] go this this stream is sus you’re sus piece of [ __ ] Kyle but speaking of red sauce red sauce that was hilarious I say on their stream oh all of it should when he was like going mental that guy called Goose I put his chat and I’m like I’m

Goose by the way I kept joining in and out on different accounts I wasn’t Goose though but I was trying to make him convince that I was the account you signed in as oh yeah yeah I’m totally that guy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s me

Yeah ain’t that right Carl shut up Carl on Whose stream [ __ ] the popes who do you [ __ ] Think hey hey heo let’s get some sheep dead just going to collect that meat wait what I’m a butcher meat meat give me meat who needs meat when you can get meat maybe I go to mooo Island and get load of meat say What Why are you running oh rise you won’t noce my sword killing you for your meat s it almost feels like I’ve been here before oh yeah I have I killed your brother yeah yeah yeah I’m pretty yeah yeah where them chickens go chicken where the chicken at o a

Pig oh a sheep just spawned in front of me hello sheep welcome to the oh God two of them just spawned in well are they ender yeah they look like it creepy ass sheep you saw nothing villager we Enderman I swear if you want your family to live say nothing I will find

Them oh hello Cal oh Cal you look like dead you look like an Enderman you look like an Enderman everybody’s just they all just look like Enderman today it’s crazy I don’t I don’t know how this is happening oh my got a baby llama of a massive head you’re dead oh my God it took more than three hits it didn’t even give me anything

What an ass what you looking at L did not kill your child that’s a chicken well yeah but the one that was the main reason I really don’t want to install it because my dad’s loging to Microsoft and I don’t know his password La what what I don’t what what you talking

About what what we just sat here been chilling and all of a sudden he’s just like the main reason surely guys well if you must know I’m searching me like an hour ago and he finally replying to it yeah yeah literally unless he I bet he’s an hour behind on the Stream oh this sh must have looting on it check out my Amazon Wish List I’d rather check out um my twitch no Tik Tok no Twitter No x no only fans no FY house you mean only finds two tick Rock what wait what did you just say tit Rock

Oh that’s what Carl said a tick Rock kids do days and they tick Rock tick back in my ti Rock we didn’t have no fancy Mone he just typed tick Rock again I’ve been watching all of The Simpsons recently okay and it’s crazy how they got to season 20 before they

Went full screen on TV oh what cuz it’s was all like 4×3 yeah yeah L to animate that I think I’m like SE 14 or something and I was like when did we go full screen so I Googled it I’ve got a question boyon was playing among and he was streaming different

Game like what yesterday um yeah boy Kon can multitask yeah I mean if you in the other stream they clearly explained it he played with his feet it’s very good mama don’t stress your mind I’m just going to go grab some food that is the wrong put the wrong food In actually need some food as well oh he played with his feet he wasn’t a hacker there’s a difference We’re still on the feet situation boyon the hacker he was playing with his feet Kyle you won’t do it hacking [ __ ] yeah he was playing with his feet and he was being nasty to Children what what what zombie zombie oh oh oh oh how get ready for end man farming get

Ready for the oh get ready for 20 balls Tuesday I had to learn that song for my B sounds great he is crafting how are you he is crafting the mines I am so ready you’re ready ready are you ready you’re ready it’s going to be it’s going to be sweaty

It’s going to be balls uh I I mean my backless balls even yes yes not sure what a backlist is are you going to fight the end this stream I [ __ ] Carl I am not even functioning right now um I don’t what for the last [ __ ] knows how many

Hours I’ve just had P just been playing Persona I I I why is there no social confident how do I rank up my social settings with you what what what is the dialogue options K hash your ti tit yeah you you heard them Co or should I say okay junip has taken

Over his mind totally dude it’s like so awesome you the man shut up C it doesn’t have a KNE in it TI one found one found one found one found one you got one you got one we got one we got one IP I’m going to ace my foot in your

Ass junip dude I totally HP you clown Retreat twitch chat sus yeah yeah there we go you kill me you know I need a minute oh cool there creeper behind you another could and I could have saved your life but you didn’t uh it feels weird using Windows

10 Again feels slow Windows 10 is the same as you know what I’m just he’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] anyway the laptop iser not window he’s a [ __ ] I will literally go in there and ban him I uh nobody is stopping you uh I mean to be fair here I’m stopping

Them oh sorry U mut you did it there you go you can enjoy your morning routine drink some coffee I’m on mobile in my bed I don’t feel like it well you already did it so you’re good yum sorry what are you trying to summon a Enderman oh there is a

Creeper oh I saw me villagers it did not sound like that when I first heard it let’s go let’s go was the is there enough Oh my God I missed the emote wall I promise not to spam hentai if you bring it back what what what what what I’m s what I missed the emote wall I promise not to spam hand is there an e what did I ban an emot or I don’t I what what

What I what please uh please please explain oh God car’s back you used to have an an emote wall did I yeah but it’s his stupid account isn’t it oh what when it appears on screen wait you mean the the thing about it used to appear on screen are you

Talking about I never know if you even got rid of that uh right yeah cuz I switched over to YouTube’s inbuilt one because stream elements was stream elements um they more yeah yes yeah I I as soon as YouTube allows that feature on their own thing then yeah it’ll be back

So uh but this emote will make me happy what the hentai okay what the hell is is that oh is it’s Elon Warrior’s back you’re going to get KL excited that’s like his hero man oh my God read more I can’t read I can’t move mobile

What but the emote will make me H oh the emote W will make me happy okay yeah yeah oh God I’m so confused I’m so tired the zombie the skeleton needs to die what Discord sworn old do you find any Ender uh yes I’m looking at one right now you son of a

[ __ ] I’m glad they hit me cuz there creeper right behind me oh my God uh Mr zombie villager have you seen any end what wait what yeah I’m I’m know s JIS wow he’s he’s in N of them really you listen here I I I do not care for

These AES oh Jesus Christ oh my God what the [ __ ] what did all this come from end I watching you I killed the skeleton for you oh yeah thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks no this is the original Carl account I have an ad break but the first

One is home insurance hey guys do you need some home and you son of a oh they’re fighting each other [ __ ] them the second one is about chicken strips okay chicken strips chicken strips chicken chicken chicken strips I found an end found an end found an

End the third one is girl with eyebrows all right guys what’s up lady why did Lady appear when somebody said girl with eyebrows this is maybe she was look for opportunity yeah she was like where do I make my grand entrance girl of May hello everyone okay I’m back welcome back s

Did you get some harm Insurance respect my insurance thority guys don’t forget to respect the insurance uh a for yes I brought some I brought a home and some chicken strips sounds sounds good eyebrows yes yes yes eyebrows eyebrows and do you have eyebrows insurance no apparently this cow does not have

Eyebrows Insurance that’s why it’s died don’t forget to buy your eyebrow insurance by subscribing a that right Pig yeah the pig’s dead I’m just I’m just collecting food right now salty when unban never eyebrow insurance is expensive I yes yes do you know what could happen to

An eyebrow they could get shaved they could get burn off they could get waxed off you know why is the chicken not going at all I’m I’m confused why are you murdering all the animals cuz I need meat I do not have eyebrow Insurance actually well um lady

I don’t know how to tell you this but your eyebrows are at risk of uh being gone I’m going to watch Mr Beast video you made you could you could watch the okay fine you go watch the the Beast video instead of watching your stream instead

Of getting ready to come to my stream after a stream he’s going to watch Mr Beast video yeah he’s going to watch the half an hour Mr Beast video wow okay great it’s cuz he got Mr Beast in a tole he’s just like Mr Beast I need Beast I need the beast in

Me wait what mic lag don’t worry about it those subtitles are going to get real weird real quick no I want to craft some mines well then then craft the mines um of morio I I what what you kind of you play Return to Mario it’s true go check out M’s video on

It yeah we got four ey avenders there four of them you’re going to have to toss me what I’m sorry I will not do anything to you uh good luck M you’re on your own I’m bailing out of this conversation uh well how is everyone it’s F Monday translation got

Transation I don’t know translation for the subtitles let’s see how well they can do you know the bed feels warmer when you feel end at night I commented okay what do you want a [ __ ] medal why you com before you actually watch yeah you you don’t even know the

Context of the video he’s going to probably do a mic and say Click by or click back no CLI back yes yeah okay right yeah yeah you know if you actually watch the video first then com commented You’ have something decent to comment inste just put nice and okay I’ll click that oh

This video looks cool even though he hadn’t watched the video yet is there a ban here no you’re banned pray I don’t ban you further oh my God J come here to the B I am 2 hours away then kill yourself in Game Jesus this is important information in game in Minecraft

Yes what am I looking at you’ll know oh wow it’s finally done it took finally it took 200 years but we finally got a cauldron of lava that was so disappointing and antil climatic um by the way I hear that end get burnt okay you know what yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what is this the the Salem Enderman trials you’ve just burnt the whole village on fire what the oh villager you’re all right you’re all right villager yeah ain’t all right youing dead I’m I’m good bro I’m good I’m solid

Mate this Village on fire you say he’s s my room is like WWE today apparently everyone is wanting to be mean to each other like for real you but WWE is scripted so you know they would have pre-plan this they would have gone like right what I’m going to do

Timmy is I’m going to throw the stuff toy at you and you’re going to retaliate by saying you’ve stolen my favorite chair what I don’t know what [ __ ] kids want yes and teacher eyebrows you’ll hear is yeah teacher eyebrows who doesn’t have eyebrow Insurance [ __ ] amateur uh is going to get very annoyed

By this fire fire fire fire lava lava hello are you just whispering things guys I think wants to kill me I you know I have my sinking suspicions hey one day when I prove you’re an Enderman no it’s just burning the whole island no I’m trying to do a lava trick

Where you burn the the animal and then pick it back up so it turns into cook food but my lag is so bad I’m not able to do it yeah if only the teia had eyebrows so they don’t come after the the eyebrows next I know exactly with eyebrow

Insurance you you’re safe in knowing that you will receive 100% of your claim some of the time most of the time let for real all the time I mean how much is it cost for eyebrows they get quite expensive you know if she got M we’re not playing the

New fortnite chapter right now we’re playing Minecraft so you SN he’s doing that whole thing where he just ask me every single [ __ ] stream get banned by the way why is why is he put new in fortnite with capitals oh cuz he’s an idiot anyway just talk I understand

Fortnite but why is New Capital uh I awake hello hello what the [ __ ] is Carl’s GIF you know what car you’re a [ __ ] probably going to get banned for that I’m going to put the lava in the top of you for extra lava Insurance LA Insurance guys lava insurance it’s

Important only you can prevent lava fraud you I’m watching you are you now yes I am did you just throw [ __ ] at me no I feel like you just throw [ __ ] at me didn’t you creepy creepy man creepy creepy hello who’s there show yourself no it’s just the wind

Are you trying to stalk me now oh hello Jeff what are you doing that’s crazy I just saw some strange man Crouch behind this tree here what crch man no I was expecting it yeah they they they were over here here right and they were like running over

They were like oh oh and then they saw me and I went no I just heard this rumor here where this is the Ender tree and anyone that hangs around it is an end oh so like you then okay all right I I see you over here I followed oh yeah

Yeah yeah yeah all creepy noises you making what do you think I think he’s I think this gu acting suu all right then well you wa to prove you want you want to hump the side okay you do you you buddy prove you’re not anend I am not going to jump into the

You stand right here right there no no no right there but then you need to move out of the way no underneath where the Cobble is right now oh what so you can break that bit and then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that’s crazy that’s

Crazy oh it’s slowly going to reach me it’s only a shower uh yep okay look I I’ll prove I’m not an Enderman there you go only non end would dare do it and I know Z were a chicken so unfortunately why am I swim what I need to find end oh

Chap chat chat chat you sons of [ __ ] what’s going on oh for say what’s lady said happy Monday remember that that day is what the that the day is what you make it today try to keep positive thoughts and his actions too by buying eyebrow insurance only 999 oh

And you you in the mirror excuse me I was on fire there where is this oh there we are give me Pearl yay we did it so that’ll be the fifth one we got that’s crazy it is that’s insane guys you said yes Mr Beast watch like two seconds of

The video you said two words cool he watched a minute what the [ __ ] watched the first five minutes first 30 seconds he’s like you said yes Mr Beast already really in a Mr Beast video [ __ ] me oh God he must know he he clearly has

Watched it my God I it just proves Carl watched the whole thing you’re at 10 minutes wow 10 minutes almost 11 minutes now wow Wow security activate what the [ __ ] man how we still anymore what the f man are you have you made that I yeah oh no where’s the blaze powder uh in the crafting devil oh in the C okay okay five now wait what the [ __ ] pop poy I don’t know wait

What when you going to do a review on pop Po’s video what the [ __ ] is he actually generally talking about what what what what when are you going to do a what I think I just I think I just I think I just died I think I Green why did you type that why did I read that he’s not even explaining it he’s just what what popey oh Popeyes yeah cuz that’s in the UK now well car you need to donate money so I can afford to get popes cuz you

Know I’m not just going to go out my way to buy some chicken why didn’t you just put Popeyes to begin with yeah I don’t know I don’t know why he spelled it as Pop po po video God damn it’s just it’s just I I I spell it did did it

Wrong clearly you spell did you’re ready for what Kyle okay well oh Jesus Christ oh my God I just what the [ __ ] It’s going to cause some personal security to take out Kyle and his stupid thing Carl what’s your address so I can uh take you out in Minecraft wait what Windows 12 yeah yeah yeah oh you should know how to spell window you lick it enough that’s Windows cleaner he drinks

All Carl I’m going to need like uh uh well that’s not how it goes Carl you can’t just add extra letters and because you like it it’s not how the [ __ ] language Works anyway if you want a popey’s video you need to give me like $30 now I’m waiting for real yeah

Yeah it’s expensive takeaway is expensive why I don’t go for it oh Lord still cheaper than eating healthy debatable eating healthy takes time and prep work but it’s often cheaper no I live but it’s good well it’s clearly not good if it’s not $30 worth

Good I’m walking the CL shop and get a burger for four quid burger and chips I go to Morris since I’m not getting the same meal for that price it’s going to be £4 pound just for a pack of burgers yeah but then that’s like four Ms isn’t

It okay but then you’re paying 2 p d for your chips then you’re pay for your bread buns if you but your bread you’re pay for butter but they like but you can re use a lot um like that’s a one time deal yeah but you know overall like you just

Constantly keep reusing stuff so uh but Pizza Jesus Christ Pizza is like so much cheaper just to get not as a take take away just just buy it even it’s frozen super cheap my problem with frozen pizza is one they put too much tomato pure on it and two there’s never

Enough cheese in it so I have to buy cheese to put extra cheese in keep Che keep the cheese for a while it still works even if I buy a pizza and buy the cheese and just use the cheese at one time for that pizza it still works L cheaper than anything like

Pizza hot Doos any of the small takeaway places LR cable is a good one or a bad one it I don’t think it matters I think the one I sent you is fine you could probably get one cheaper than I would I would get that one if it was

Like 40 P cheaper did you find one 40 P cheaper I found one for 440 well there you go then Pizza just cheese and bread and tomato puree and anything else you have on it yeah so that statement is really wrong 497 for a blue one you know what

Me a donut is just bread and sugar oh my God never knew that yes anyway U Carl $30 oh you just broke my shield you sussy sussy where the [ __ ] are they all spawning come on still no Ender a chicken a chicken just chicken actually chicken is also you know if you

Get like the breaded chicken that’s bread probably like spit of salt as well um I think they use like egg whites and stuff to stick the the breaded bits onto the chicken then there’s oil so you fry it um oh who’s messaging me Oh e you like my message through stream yeah thanks

I guess I got this one even uh 2 m should be long enough oh yeah there we go done and it’ll come on the same day as my my other stuff so works out nicely oh that that’s good that’s good I mean worst comes to worst you could still use the microphone yeah

True no no no no no Ah yeah car now I’m really hungry if it’s chicken you better you better [ __ ] uh you better donate and like And subscribe you’re going to dominate me chicken as well yeah me wants to make a video as well oh Lord none of that place will be anywhere near me

But well you could buy a train ticket up here and then we can make a video my chicken said to me a couple of months back okay he said next time we got London to work we should just stay here and hang around with Travis I was like

Well that’ be cool no but how are you getting back oh found one I found two end on me I’m I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming and then we’ll fight the other one here down the bottom right he’s Z on me come once oh behind

Me what um I saw him T hear I heard him teleport what the [ __ ] you run away you cut a word where’ you go I want to kill you in Minecraft where did you come from where did you go where’ you come from ender man Jo watch out for like creeper there

Trying to catch you up guy where’d you come from where’ you go even that other end disappeared he’s Enderman Enderman me need Ender ender man me coming to jav’s place just to eat chicken and come back afterwards well no you’re not you is you piece of [ __ ]

Apparently Smithy as well I found one on me The Village Way way over town watch it now I can jump by these two on on my way well the end teleported as I was trying to attack it so I don’t think he even anged on me oh now he

Is um good luck with that cuz I cannot see you your name or anything oh crap oh my God going yeah I’m heading back yeah oh and fighting be and the flat will be too long yes I got whoa there’s like 40 zombies o oh and a witch hey we do need lemon

Well course we do let’s go I going to give me gun powder oh God damn it we’re up to six now nice might get lucky and have a few in there but let just have the right amount plus you might lose a few on the way yes you’re at the 26 minutes Mark

Okay what about the um donation for popey’s Mark or there the go his screen Mark like that he doesn’t even pour St on his there go look there it is you happy now yes it’s there now look donate now see donate bits count as as well I will find you

Andy and I will destroy your family oh my God was actually 150 they don’t need to yeah we have plenty of food now like oh my God where the come out of the shade come out of the shade you little [ __ ] that’s what I [ __ ] thought that’s what I

Thought I think next time we attempt this we might finally get there not ready to fight it but get there oh yes yes yes the trailer for Diablo I’m guessing that says Diablo 4 yeah I’m not going to react to the trailer for Diablo 4 RTX mod

Wow I know if you want to react to something good just react to my puff Exile still better than anything D is the game came out in 2013 you’re literally like the richest person in why don’t you do hit 500 yeah but little and often helps okay

I guess not okay cuz he’s he’s just he’s just shut the [ __ ] up Been Joe I’ll been married a long time ago where’ you come from where’ you go where’ you come from can Jo answer the goddamn question car I Joe where did you come from where did you go end where are you I just got four meat from that one cow damn son that cow

Chunky damn boy that’s a lot of meat great he makes me hungry for popyes and then he doesn’t just just it just just doesn’t do anything why why you do this to me Carl why would you do this I’ve just been chitting KFC I heard that shot on like 400 Stars down serious

Yeah oh [ __ ] R KFC this day like back in the day okay I would eat that all the time when I was younger yeah but just too like they’re too pricey now to order from yeah I mean it’s just ridiculous how much prices have gone up over the last

Couple years literally okay you know the big family buckets used to be a get for like eight people they used to be like a ten and now they’re like 30 quid [ __ ] that and we all all on family books can be eaten by one person I was very hungry all right you

Finished the video well thanks Kyle uh K you might as well not watch anything from me right at this moment because I am about to go live myself so it doesn’t matter he’s still going to watch it anyway that’s what he does by the way another thing just appeared the bottom one that’s

Crazy now time watch me yes see not what that means what time are you meant to go live 10 minutes okay well um I guess we’re not finding the one piece today I think next time next week we will definitely found I mean we’re pretty much already there for the eyes

Aren’t we like just a couple more what we’ll do I guess next time we’ll take all these eyes RS and just try and the blaze powder and just try to find it and then we’ll kill the end on the way next time the one piece will be

Crazy and then we got the one piece remake coming oh God yeah and then we got the one piece live action coming out as well season two I’m going to make me chicken sandwich I’m going to ban you you piece of [ __ ] if we had SMY on this we would have

Already got oh yeah well to be fair if we had Smithy on this H we would have killed the Ender Dragon by now if we had car on this we’ still be we’ll be at the end of pole well the end well you know Kyle breaks his laptop and smiy

Literally just got hospital so he’s not ready for gaming yet yeah yeah [ __ ] you otherwise I would have already rang him and said get your ass on here man needs to recover man is too hot man only hot dude I got a really good idea one

Day for a shot oh yeah okay so like we’re in the or whatever and you accidentally fall into lava and you do a big Shack over like you know like a little over on it man not hot while you’re dying I’m just I’m just sinking down man

You’re like bro you’re burning up man can never be hot man’s not hot links effect and just drown and I’ll be like mango ERS that Mana ERS when the thinging go quack quack cack that man man be talking all right well you go uh you’re

Going to stop soon um oh hey you want to see my hi how the [ __ ] did he do that oh you remember before when you said you ch for me [ __ ] this cough is killing me okay all right two seconds let me start my stream up I

Guess right get rid of that all right edit that customize that mon no oh limited ads request review oh on this yes what do we say I it’s just I it’s I’m pretty sure that bot is just insane uh live redir all paths lead to Exile okay was G to put these nuts

But YouTube would not have liked that got him got him got Him oh is that oh thank you f for letting me know muw has gone live guys he’s gone live and I forgot to mute my tab I just said got him got him got him got him got him got him so you know what that means

Guys we’re going to live redirect to me tomorrow will be sweaty balls Tuesday I’m mean fortnite um I’ll see you then what what I can’t wait for fortnite for for what actually going to make me a chicken nugget like KL I swear to [ __ ] I will come through the screen

And take the $30 from your [ __ ] pocket cuz you’re financially irresponsible goodby