EPIC MINECRAFT MAGE RAGE! Crazy Hogs Attack!

Of course i pop into the worst flash of mobs ever alright now where am i i don’t know oh quick this is not gonna be good where is the that spot that’s gonna say it allows me to safely jump into the nether not that the word safe and nether

Should be used in the same sentence but that’s another matter now let’s see really really really really really where is my axe oh there it is well i have it in my next incarnation [Laughter] i ran to the dubious safety of the nether for a minute

To let the sun come up because these were rather nasty around there now let’s see that’s yeah i see nothing that in any way resembles a fortress ah i do see something that resembles a hoglin well so much of that idea now the sun is up my axe is bad

Oh where’s my shield my shield is broken it’s not been one of those good runs i can tell you that much well now let’s see what have we got here oh oh i certainly don’t want to run into that guy well now it’s time for me to scram and try to find something

That resembles a pumpkin i wouldn’t mind a ruined portal either right it’d be nice yeah let’s not bug that spider i’m not in the mood my an interesting coincidence i have four pieces of iron which means that i can make myself a shield to replace the old one

And i could make an axe i can make some sticks to make an axe to replace the old act i almost made a pickaxe there by accident that would have been a real pain to have done and let’s see let’s get rid of this thing

What if i remember how to throw an egg ah okay that broke right at the right moment okay perfect now get everything we need good well everything i need a pumpkin that’s what i need pumpkin yoo-hoo oh certain village i visited already i yeah i have feeling about the second village i

Wait wait wait you mean there’s a village practically next to spawn the story of my yeah i’ve definitely been here yeah story of my life yeah right next to spawn not that i’m gonna find anything around here looks like based on all of this ah

All right so the bell was intended to be a very easy thing to find obviously considering how close it was to the spawn point but i completely missed it now the another unfortunately the the fire charges that’s the tough one because where am i going to find another

Because i don’t know i just hate looking for fortresses i’ve had some really really bad experiences looking for fortresses i really don’t feel like going through another now let’s see oh yeah pumpkins let’s not get distracted by that because the odds of me running into a random

Mine shaft are not particularly good i think hold on is this that baby village i saw before maybe well yeah this is that tiny little village which had nothing real in it all right well i’m just blinking the walls and finding nothing that’s what i’m doing all right let’s just head west west

And maybe i could find something that is useful instead of all oh yeah stupid thing of soul sand that the hawkman gave me hey i know exactly what you want so sad right soul sand ah i found an acacia village wondering if there’s anything here other than creepers

Really do i have to be under siege constantly just blow yourselves up now where was i oh yes i wanted to see if there was anything that resembled a pumpkin in this place ah well it’s plenty of orange stuff but not the orange stuff i’m looking for paper well obviously a cartographer’s office

Well grab a compass a couple of sheets of paper i’ll pay for it in quartz and string and arrows yeah that’ll do for now and then oh all right so now all right well anything else i can get from here no let’s get away from that thing

All right well this is going to be interesting because i would really like to explore this place but these mobs aren’t going to give me a chance actually got a better idea yeah i don’t use this thing too often so what if i might may help if i know what my

Coordinates are first though okay minus 24 24 minus eight oh plus eighteen eighty okay minus twenty four twenty four okay oops let’s see this is this is minus 20 oh okay 20 four twenty four done eight ten eighty zero okay so well i did that wrong obviously minus 24 24 1880 right

And i’m obviously not that deuce okay minus this is why i never use this thing done eighteen eighty eight t8 zero okay distance zero all right good now oh the dead squad is still out there yeah finally find a village i want to explore and what do i get

I get a death squad actually it seems to be is it time to wake up of course it’s raining so it’d be hard to tell well let’s see if i can get this creeper away from here all right hate it when i hit a blade of grass and

It completely flows off my rhythm all right now let’s see what’s in here just in case there’s anything useful in this village probably nothing useful now now that i’ve managed to secure it for a moment right anything useful in here good luck finding that like a pumpkin

Finding a fire charge is an unlikely thing all right where were we it doesn’t help that we’ve got this rain here and see that nothing there all right there are plenty of villages here even though i managed to go through so much of this and the early parts without

Finding any of them there does seem to be a decent number but this village does not have any pumpkins but i guess that’s not all that usual for a oh yeah this is the that’s right i was going to look for some sugarcane because i wanted to make a map

To see if that would help me any but i don’t see a map anywhere around here so let’s see i mean i don’t see any sugar cane oh boy this place is confusing me all right looks like despite the promise nothing came from that little village oh well i’ll take that back

Actually i will grab that one first that way if a creeper blows me up i at least have a pumpkin in my hand now if i i will shear this oh let’s see what okay what i’ll do is i will make some torches good get the shears into here

Okay good carve a pumpkin good now we got a card pumpkin good now unfortunately i still have one more item left the worst one of them all i still need a charge a fire charge unfortunately i know of only two ways to get a fire charge one of them involves

Going into the nether and the other one involves finding a ruined portal and i’ve had no luck on either one that actually i want to go into here now i’m pretty sure i have looked in this chest already actually maybe i have it oh okay i was wondering why do i have

Pumpkin seeds because they came out when i did the charged pumpkin all right anything all right so i don’t want that i guess i don’t need the bone meal anymore i don’t need another rack probably don’t need directions back to this village either but whatever it is i need a way to

It gets getting to the nether oh actually this might be a good place to try and did i see yes well i doubt that’s going to be a good place in there so how about if i said where am i i have it 20 minus 2400 plus 1800 oh this

I’m wondering how far i’m away let’s see minus 2400 plus 1800 means oh i am well north of of my usual search area so i think i might be able to make a decent portal here so what i will do is bring out the lava spell and bring out the water spell

Get that done there now what i should be able to do now is oh i guess i didn’t want that one there okay i’ll put this but i have to make a short portal rather than a full sized one be what i mean by short one i mean one

That’s missing a couple of blocks because i don’t have too much in the way of obsidian at the moment there you go now we’ll just make that to make it a little bit neater and go inside maybe i could be close to a where am i where is my

Where’s my flinton steel oh there it is let’s try again another take however many times it is actually okay i still have some of this on here now anything on here that looks like it could be useful from the point of view of showing me to a fortress

Because i need a fortress i i don’t think and the problem is with fortresses is that there is no real way to Predict their location at least not without violating the rules of major age let’s see so how if i go across there this how about this all right now unfortunately this means lots of skeletons if i go this way but that’s all i can think of at the moment

Because i want to find something different this doesn’t look different it doesn’t look different at all as an ocean i don’t want an ocean of lava i want a fortress a terrible fortune now if you show me a ruined another portal instead that has a fire charge inside of it i’ll accept that

I managed to collect some nuggets enough to make two ingots now i wanted to see if i could find a piglen that’s willing to barter and maybe i could get a fire charge this way instead of having to find a fortress i’m having no luck finding a fortress

Well sometimes i think i’m lucky if i don’t find it but that’s another matter oh i had to kill a hoglin one of them put me under siege now see speaking of hoglands i do want to make sure that i have a way to escape not that i’m likely to

Successfully do that but we’re going to find a pig land without being surrounded by hoglands because a piglet might be willing to barter a fire charge for me right how about over to here oh maybe if i don’t destroy my target location i have a around here no

No no no no no no please don’t well ah really he wasn’t even facing me maybe there was one behind me i hate hoglands i have found a piglet at least i think i found a piglet now let’s see if i can get to it and be able to farter

Now can i get a fire charge nice no no no no no no no no that looked like a fire charge and Oh there’s just too many hoglands around i can’t i just oh come on my go oh my armor’s destroyed that adds insult to injury no stop it stop it ugh ah now what had happened here oh my armor’s destroyed ah now i’m gonna need a ton of gold i think which now

What oh and i think he actually traded me a it’s either going into a different which portal there are just so many portals packed all around here that i can’t find the location where it was before they’re just too many too many everything oh i’m gonna have to start all over

Again because this is i probably got rid of all of the piglet because that thing’s going to despawn before i find it i think i don’t remember where it is oh this is this is not going well for me not at all all right i have to i’ll have

To go back to the ogre world mine a ton of gold get some new armor you know pig shape is not on my list of friends at the moment i went on a little mining session i now have a pair of golden boots plus i also made some other armor for myself so

That i’m hoping i will be a little bit more resilient now i of course i do need to find a piglet since i just killed most of the ones in the area unfortunately in order to be able to just to survive maybe i should just have let him

Kill me oh no no no no no no no no no no ah unfortunately these hoglands are the real trouble because i won’t be able to get anywhere it ah yeah oh wait did all right see so um well well i guess i could do this

And i need to find a pagan who’d be willing to trip barter with me and unfortunately the babies they just run away and you can’t and then they run back to you when you’re not looking so they’re really annoying that way now i need to find a piglen who’s willing to barter

And i don’t know where i’m gonna find one ah all right you will and unfortunately where i want to go is probably down in this direction now let’s see ah well i’ll see if i can find a piglet and i’m hoping he’ll trade what i want that i need ah piglens

All right let’s get now the how about that you have a fire charge for it and okay good i have room for it that is what did he send me oh spectral arrows oh well not the top of the items well of course there’s only one thing i really

Oh no not a hogland i just got it no no after another round of failed bartering sessions i had to go back and get even more gold i can only hope one of these guys will someday have a fire charge and that i’ll be able to finish this off

There you go looks like they have ah there it is finally three hours 15 minutes and 10 seconds well yeah i wonder if it will take longer if i went around looking for a fortress because certainly finding a fortress would have been more direct than that but i wasn’t able to find one

I have these nether portals all over the place oh boy but yeah i have no idea where there’s a fortress at maybe getting gold and trey and bartering with the piglens is the way to do it though i guess another possibility would have been finding a lucky ruined portal or

Something like that because unfortunately my ruined portal did not have it maybe somebody else found a ruined portal that did have it but three hours and fifty that was almost four hours i think that’s a record and not in the right direction and that concludes january

Major age where we finished off with a real toughy to go along with the help that we had with the central spell so let’s see what we have for february where i’m sure ed is not going to let us off as easily as he did in january we’ll see that we

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