EPIC Minecraft no-jump challenge with PeepoCute!

Is up who will be the first frog to join i don’t know who will be the first frog to join you no i’m literally not there no larry i’m a bit tired too that’s fine how long do you think you have um i don’t know like two hours yeah

We’re gonna speed her in this [ __ ] you were you were the first little frog to join holy [ __ ] chill okay i’m gonna join the server it didn’t reset okay well that’s stupid oh you said it what reinstall that’s why they’re just dead round two oh this means i’m gonna have to three

White list fruit berry over assaulted the cat welcome to the whitelist bestie hey yo there’s no one in the chat oh harley lucas is in the chat the server is loading up Repairing spawn area i miss salty me too reality check why didn’t you why white people [ __ ] hello hey are you okay something wrong yeah that sounds like a you problem you probably match it i joined the world hello lovey hey come join the world bestie this is actually a perfect spawn hey

Can you not jump we walk wait you know what’s good you’re not lagging anymore true nice okay we can get tree thank god now why okay so for us to go up and down we need [ __ ] slabs and ladders it’s like you just use like a boat you can use it

You can use it for a bit but then once you get like a million slabs you can kind of just chill i make pickaxe oh wait i need to dig me enough slabs to get out of this hole or just make ladders i’m just going to make ladders tell me some stone bestie

Yeah bestie okay if you like fruit berries you’ll love over salted cat it’s like an ad okay uh i’m gonna have to get a little bit of this i’m just gonna make [ __ ] dirt slabs okay this is probably enough slab yeah here you go bestie here’s your 11 stun i’m gonna go

Whoa what the [ __ ] i just spun like a hundred times okay hello are you okay no i’ll make a boat you should probably make a boat as well so we can do a bit of boating up and down i’m gonna make two boats actually because i don’t want to [ __ ] lose mine

Yeah yeah go get wood i get up two blocks at a time no that sucks okay we will do this in under two hours so we both don’t fall asleep let’s come [ __ ] chop [ __ ] for a bit and then we can go oh wait how do we explore the water without drowning

With that like if we try to go get a ship or something we’re just gonna die i think the water is off limits i guess just having like a bed ready look it so you can risk it i guess in the cases like it’s possible but i don’t think for

Water there’s any way to do it look at the lat i mean well we can just use ladders that’s true soul sand i guess that would work too can i have a lot of wood i’m gonna make a bunch of slabs swap awesome okay where are you bestie i’m on the way

And see how much frames are you getting it’s like vanilla minecraft with no optifine on the newest version so you’re probably still going to be a bit laggy yeah it’s like 200 right now oh that’s fine i mean i’m getting like 260. here turn around i thought you’re gonna try to boat me

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa them did you do you even have tools did you even make an axe i threw it out and i forgot to take it what you didn’t mean when i you threw it out smiled the [ __ ] did he throw it hello hi there’s nothing even over here

There’s an apple you lied to me you just like eat the cobblestone did you eat the cobblestone i ate the cobblestone yeah i thought so oh okay well i’m coming to you where did you go are you up on the hill still i see you hey bestie oh you’re in a hole wait

There’s lava i got you some tools unless you made some already sure all right okay so we have lava we need [ __ ] iron where the caves at and we need food are you guys asking the most like a random questions right now obviously you’re all knowing you’re supposed to know all of this

Okay yeah wait there’s a ship over there that doesn’t look that underwater i’m gonna make some ladders actually it’s just like a ton oh you just gave me flint i have 27 ladders get in my ride shoddy yeah yeah okay so i will try to get this without drowning it was very interesting

Oh god i’m going down i made doors have fun busting uh i’ll be back with the milk oh perfect i got enough iron to go another like six okay now how the [ __ ] can you wait you can swim up without the jump key what is the point

Take me away to wherever your heart desires where the [ __ ] is our our home it’s like back southwest okay let’s go find some more ships oh i mean we can go we can fit through that i mean you’re giving me like motion sickness right now why does my mouse keep

What’s happening i just keep like turning to the right oh yeah i can see that you okay it’s just like the boat or something like i’m literally just turning [ __ ] it’s happening in my inventory why am i just turning to the side what is happening here hello

Why the [ __ ] is it keep turning yeah i’m very tired i don’t give a [ __ ] about not i just like forgot you could swim upward without jumping because this is new version smile why am i getting a seizure hey why f6 it literally didn’t do anything i don’t see anything

I need one more sheep there i’m like i ride my own boat or something because like i’m actually getting like i mean it’s a ship but there’s also a monument oh oh that’s okay yeah never been scared of a monument i was dolphin yeah yeah i’d like to grab a dolphin

No you don’t just like hold it no okay why not i’m coming back up wait you swim very slowly without space bar okay there’s a rune portal somewhere not that way the opposite way yeah the [ __ ] is happening to my camera is it because you’re looking are you

Looking to the left or something oh well no here you’re going past the thing go left yeah it’s under us both leave the boat and it will fix let’s see is it happening to you are you just randomly looking to the right yeah i am interesting i will check the awesome chest

The knockout gold sword that sounds fun okay here we get out of the boat and then get back in and now it’s not happening to me let’s go there we go bring us back to the island which is i think the way your guy back to our starting home you have a clock

I threw it out because [ __ ] the clock is this her spawning one or is it the other one it’s not i think i think it’s more to the left right or straight yeah i know this seems right yeah this is a little faro’s we can both go burn some [ __ ]

Okay put us on the land we’re back okay so you can take one of these and we can start burning [ __ ] you can start getting food if there is any food so i have what do i have six bread and here you go this is half my food this isn’t a lot

Thanks specially do you want a bucket bestie and a shield uh wait do you have a tiny bit of wood i turned on mine in the slab you’ve won okay well one a tiny bit more the tree we go Yeah holy that was [ __ ] insane yeah [ __ ] it Get away from my scroll oh Is dude the [ __ ] I’m literally streaming [ __ ] oh my god there’s sheeple i was gonna make shields okay i have a shield for you yeah yeah uh it’s fine why do people stream you’re not sleeping you’re literally typing my chat that’s some [ __ ] oh my god there’s so many eggs so many eggs [Applause] awesome um okay

Let’s go to the nether actually do you have any wool uh i have one black wool on the gray [ __ ] with three different types of wool oh [ __ ] are there flowers anywhere oh wait i think you can’t die already colored wool right no i’m pretty sure you can only die

White well unless they changed it you can try hello hello hello it’s okay we we never die would you like some leather armor that i forgot i was wearing that’s you can still crit stuff if you fall okay your bestie you can have a fire protection leather leggings

Thanks best thing i’m finally wearing pads yeah yeah hey look at this we can go up the hill wait if i oh yeah that was awesome it really wasn’t what that’s okay are you serious yeah what the hell why is it raining feinberg it’s thundering i’m in a funny little portal another dragon

No that’s another dragon oh god oh nothing was loading in i was really scared uh i forgot we can jump for a second oh well that looks fun down there uh why did we spawn up here actually we need to probably mark where we are according to this 69 69 18. okay uh

What the [ __ ] do we get yes this uh that’s scary i thought you’re [ __ ] dead please don’t tempt me to jump in the lava no i will stop trying to die by the way wood burns what the [ __ ] thank you for letting me know that was actually i’m just gonna mine

Love all hers thank you spencer but i don’t believe you where the [ __ ] is the lava how the [ __ ] did i avoid it it’s probably a good thing what’s up there oh god so you cannot break this iron pickaxe should make a stone one uh egg is there a chicken oh

[ __ ] is this uh well you can close and open f3 in your inventory that’s when oh my god open this i don’t have to be in the middle of nowhere oh there you go this looks fun okay so i don’t see anything because it’s very foggy where is a quadrant this way oh

Well i can you want to go boat riding smile okay i will put us over the lava i hope we fall in what’s nonsense i’m scared to place a block because it’s going to update the gravel or some stupid [ __ ] here stand yeah then like uh i don’t do that that’s fine good

Perhaps that’s a big little cube over there big little big little guy goodbye becky i missed becky already i’m fighting the angry square no way it’s world records holder cube 1337x holy it’s on my screen oh hello i hate this biome you just can’t see [ __ ] i’m cranking it

A scary cube up there if that thing kills me i’m blocking cube on every social media platform i own that’s fair i dropped my ass Do you have any like cobblestone uh yeah oh thank you there i just want to make an axe i can’t see anything good land kinda not really why is it so like dark in the distance which way do you want to go bestie you know what let me go back into the ceiling

Here come up here i like all the worms straight up we just wiggling i want to go up there but i don’t have that many slabs i like 40. dude i have ladders but those are those are for situations scary situations your best sleep yeah oh my god hook up

I guess i kind of forced these ladders now it sucks That’s so empty we can run now be on the land Awesome oh why did it shoot you backwards where the [ __ ] do we go why is it so dark um you have picked like a less tedious thing to do than whatever the [ __ ] this is i didn’t okay i thought our nether would be better than this

This is awful i was like yeah we got this no we don’t we literally got this it’s just the copium only is a fortress and a dream and some way to get yeah some [ __ ] and we should probably kill every enderman in sight so i’m gonna go do that

Actually this is gonna be very interesting without jumping you know what okay i’m your bestie oh what the [ __ ] you gave me a heart attack here come kill these the besties of me are they so loud i’m just watching it with a slab okay i’ll punch you with a slab oh narrow scandalous

The [ __ ] do we go was this trying to suck where’s our fortress that we deserve we’re girl bossing oh yeah we can do this in two hours which i mean if we had a fortress i mean i could try doing funny speedrun tactic there’s not even a spawner in reach rendering

Oh i kind of forgot about these guys well then we have to run i’ll go where the land brings me at least you can get more slabs i mean you have booths here they’ve flat tried right yeah that’s what i mean here drop some trees bestie we’re gonna need it [Applause]

Have you okay happy i had the server render set to something useful and then i completely reset the server so it’s probably back to default whatever the hell that is maybe it’s like eight or something you love to see it [Applause] oh that was my axe [ __ ] i’m gonna start making wood axes

Desperation honey bee thank you for the raid yes do i need 11 emeralds probably not um okay well i have a ton of slabs again i’m ready to go exploring coming up to where you are [ __ ] is i hate slapping around all right let’s go this way where’d you go okay

We’re gonna go beat up this guest no never hurt my bestie wait there’s a spawner oh my god where oh my god there’s pigs chasing me i’m just gonna go this way i guess oh we’re above a fortress oh yes oh my god we’re so far away from our portal wait

I’m going to make a lot of ladders can we turn all my wood in the ladders okay i have oh god i have a stack and a half of ladders that should be pretty sick actually we should probably get above it so he can drop on it like with a boat

Oh god oh god the evil child shooting fireballs at us oh god um i forgot i couldn’t jump no way uh i’ll be back what the [ __ ] i just got [Laughter] okay there’s my stuff if you want it i’m just gonna run back because there’s gonna be quite a pathway back

That was so stupid does this mean if i come close i’m probably going to get [ __ ] joined by the piglet so um smile uh cutely be able to like go near the hole where the stuff is and just like block yourself in or something because i like dug down like i

Like died in in a hole oh god oh my shit’s going to despawn all right Okay this is very interesting okay i got a new set of tools and i’m off to come see you there’s no way i mean [ __ ] are you able to try to get my [ __ ] in the next like five minutes so it doesn’t despawn probably not it’s wow there’s probably

Like one piglet you can kill it i believe in you why are you overestimating what i can do cause you have a shield i believe i got shot by a ghast and then there’s still a gas please i mean i’m coming back what the hell we like there’s like a whole ass labyrinth

[ __ ] i thought i could jump that all right walk that i don’t know yeah oh [ __ ] wait i kind of forgot that we boated down off a cliff at some point that’s fine it don’t matter wow i’m coming i’m on the way kinda where’d we go oh oh how do i

Okay i need to read this okay all right all right all right what the [ __ ] this is so elaborate uh that works [ __ ] i’m gonna run in a sprint taking a lot of damage chatting and chatting in the background alumni ambiance illumina ambulance are you able to give my stuff it’s it’s

Gonna [ __ ] despawn that’s [ __ ] misery they can make a bunch of mushroom soups and vibe hey if you’re stuffed bestie yes okay well i’m almost back i think what are your chords like i’m just kind of walking around oh i think i know where i am yeah yeah

God it takes it’s gonna take us so long get back also like when we’re down there how the [ __ ] are we going to get back up i was going to use ladders i like a million ladders i mean i just see like five withers kind of just wiggling around at the top

They’re like crawling like little creatures god there’s so much more to [ __ ] get back why is another suit why is everything so far okay [Applause] this is a view battering moment okay um why am i here in a few seconds i am like here yeah yeah i see you hey that was [ __ ] awful my god okay all right did you get my shield i don’t have a shield oh god in the hole

Is it still in the hole there’s two pieces of wool down there that’s good okay this is fine you have a piece of eye uh now i only have eight nuggets wow that is the thing that is sad okay they were yours shut up they were mine hey

Dude there’s some sick look at this and that we perish yeah yeah yeah Run we have a gold chess play yes at least another fortress of stairs these chests don’t really have anything oh diamond egg oh yeah uh okay i see a spawner i have two obsidian oh wait we could [ __ ] make another portal just leave i made a pickaxe oh wait

Stay down there for a second because these are definitely a [ __ ] at you um homophobic yeah it’ll be fine okay whoa whoa whoa whoa try to block the fireballs oh my god this is homophobic what the hell i got no rods oh help me kill that one

I realize i don’t have a weapon for a pickaxe there you go bestie okay well you have a second pickaxe i’ve trained a third pickaxe yeah why the [ __ ] is there a guy on a roof this is scary Oh okay murder you have the shield so you need to murder a fagor you like shift oh god just like go block at them and then away from the shoot all the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god never mind this is so [ __ ] because we can’t like crit them Shout out from elsewhere you have any blaze rods nope oh hello being shot at from [ __ ] who knows where i’m building your house else for the game no way yeah it’s my last piece of food but that’s okay who needs food anyways okay so the hard part oh thank you

Actually we can just go kill enderman with boats that’s that’s how we’re gonna get pearls [ __ ] bastion it’s gonna take a hundred years to get enterprise in this version or lucy lost this again me oh god there’s a scary man out there no what’s your health looking like

Um that’s full house oh you give me food I’m just going to get one more rod i just like dropped my mess like scratch my fit and four of them spawn on me have your shield for a sec just a quick second slightly less like i’m about to die okay Why isn’t nothing dropping okay uh it’s probably fine i could get another one there um decisions hey salty okay oh my god that’s scary i thought i just got a virus oh [ __ ] oh okay this is pretty homophobic can you shoot places at me already fireballs god okay i’m leaving oh yeah

We need to go to the blue forest um yeah now we find the enderman uh i see some all right so you have my one end overall wait how the hell the hell is that thing agree and on who is that on you yeah it’s trying to kill you what did i

Do i don’t know oh wait i forgot i can’t jump well awkward get in the boat you okay you can come down now if you want all right i’m gonna run around and put intermittent boots like this i won’t bring another one over watch out for real do you have a boat

Uh yeah i mean you could girl boss some enderman if you believe that you won’t die questions do you believe oh i definitely don’t because if i die i don’t think there’s a way i’m ever coming back just like my dad yeah wow probably hit me yeah i wanted pearl

I mean you can just walk around trying to place boats under enderman like without hitting them and then you can hit them that’s not really risky at all just don’t look at one this will take a while for sure chad what do you guys feel how is your guys’s life

Why did someone tell you to girl gas them girl gas question mark what the [ __ ] does that mean girl i’m gassers my little ender child i got one hey yo you have pearl yeah yes whoa whoa whoa whoa what’s this guy doing oh i got one yes

Yeah i’m very tired if you can tell my head feels like i don’t know it was awful i don’t even have like the cognitive ability to hotkey i’m just going to scroll go to sleep no i don’t want to talk to over salted cat that space perhaps i should sleep in

South slash throat you didn’t see any more enderman i feel like this biome is massive there’s like so little i see trying to find the besties that’s the best he spotted i got shot by the ghast i like forgot everything i just like tried to jump over and over

You know the moment i just get hit in general i just lose control and he fall just leaves my body it’s scary how’d he hit me okay i have three ender pearls wait yeah i have a one yeah yeah we need eight more at least at least

Lastly i don’t think this is going to be it oh you got this i’m trying to find like a i don’t know going back to our original portals kind of sketch we could or can just try to find a rune portal and then mine it and build it

I see you girl bossing over there into this it sticks hey that’s a problem oh god i’m gonna hit you with the pickaxe yeah you can’t jump what the [ __ ] you gonna do now chopping my tree alone there you go how do you pick that up what is your bravo calf

Oh my god i’m gonna end it all okay i’m gonna go look for anderman again i’ll see you later oh okay third one there’s one on the tree how do i get up there oh i see the wig getting over there Which i could probably look at it and then force it to come down where’d it go it just literally tp okay that’s not funny you’ve got mail i got mail oh hey for 45 bits or like moments [ __ ] i forgot i was supposed to fix that fifa core e4 gore Got my bestie in a boat nice go find enderman so we can end the suffering i see like three so i’m gonna go get these guys did i just get one for spamming when i was giving bits yeah it’s nightfall nightbot is a little funky sometimes it’d be like that

Because someone forgot to fix it someone hey my god there’s a million intervention up here that’s where the homies have been i don’t really like getting in both so much yeah 400 pearls okay gotta wrangle him up not being able to jump is so miserable that fast like five enderman to give me

A pearl are you are you killing things are you girl bossing girl pulsing nice i’m All right they did not throw these i’m gonna take them off the hot bar there’s one girl bossing me or minnie just over the cliff go beat it up it’s over the cliff you are the cliff uh well i see one wait i thought i did there we go oh

Oh my god you can climb up the warped vines yes how is this not yeah there you go i have a genius oh my god this is so smart i don’t know how i just put a block by myself that’s fine i can do that i got another one you have two pearls

Or seven we’re chilling actually we could somehow do this under two hours you know i got shot by gassed and died no fairness i don’t think i would have died if i wasn’t if i wasn’t just so dead i don’t even do that i’m low i’ve not done that if i wasn’t tired

Do besties here you’re the fortress all right i’m beating one up right now i’ve got like three and then dropped one yeah oh stupid i’ve got to hear withers skeletons Dangerous now no like what what a wither skeleton literally just jumped like eight blocks to kill me what difficulty is it on what i’m not even art i got another pro smile messed up we tried come on you can’t fly or i can’t watch this [ __ ] did i die

Not being able to fly and spectator is very interesting die like right here right where the [ __ ] i can spectate now this is legitimate a gold sword we do a little bit of cheating now if everyone just closes their eyes for just like a little yeah there’s nothing going on

I’m so tired i really can’t feel my face you’re marked real especially oh [ __ ] we need like two more uh i got a wood axe yeah i found some food [Applause] why is there a zombie pigmen in the boat this is your cause perhaps but you don’t have any proof

I guess i doubt [ __ ] okay hey god where are my indie mans there’s more volume on top perhaps well there’s a bit yeah and then there’s some it’s just annoying to get to i’m gonna go check the old area yeah i see one

Atp to me if i look at it i don’t know let’s find out is there a blaze here oh my god i just got like actually i think i saw the same blaze and then i was i also saw with wither skeleton and the wither skeleton jumped like 10 blocks and kill me

There’s enemies above us but that scares me oh my god oh my god oh my god what is the server difficulty they’re dropping them nope oh [ __ ] one more i’ll leave on 12. this is a high roll well i don’t know i found one goddammit why don’t they just drop one one

One more hey look at enterman hey i see two oh god oh god danger danger danger these things have a second parkour Oh my god this chopper pearl hmm are we winning cats yeah oh my god i got one yeah i have 12. i know wealth now you go back home yeah question can you get some wood real quick well i kill another two my girls would actually

Nice fan nice man i was reading that that was a great message i was actually really excited to know where i could do that unless you even get that jesus always like smaller streamers like people like that well that’s a real person there’s like yeah please i’m desperate i got more indians good

No way lay craters like you see yo why is cheesecake enjoy yours hi how much wood do you watch uh i have 33 logs that’s probably enough i have like 50 ladders okay are you ready let’s go i shouldn’t die you’re [ __ ] with your skeleton that’s fine my brain is nothing but mush

I mean saying you’re not special i’m running out of actual blocks there yeah okay so we need to go on a scary mission okay oh god there’s a boys over there okay uh wait no this is literally where we came from you can just get down here right can i eat the netherwart

Hmm did we rotten flush or anything it’s so slow uh if wait wait i am thinking your bestie i’m coming back to me oh you made soups I was gonna ask you got me my mushrooms at some point thank you all right oh yeah which way even was it i said uh okay yes right here okay so can you start i see can you just give me like a stack of blocks or something Pero converted from a prime gaming sub to a tier one sub how do you even i’ve never seen anyone do that i think it’s just if you have like a prime and then you just subscribe normally the downgrade gnar are they expose you for that no way called one okay wait

Do you remember okay hold on uh because you i put in the what the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god come up here come back oh my god holy [ __ ] what [Laughter] okay we should be fine i’m just trying to make sure they can’t see me

Able to look in chat and see the chords that i typed for our our home because i logged out as 69 18. yeah we are off we just kind of followed the slab trail it was pretty easy to follow oh god there’s more mushroom blocked around the slabs ratios bozo oh

Why’d i do that okay we have 30 minutes until it’s been two hours go go go go enjoy the minecraft speedrun what’s the [ __ ] is this gas spinning beyblade impression i kill it guests are kind of like me no fire gas like you they’re white and they cry a lot oh my god

What the [ __ ] evil Okay So how did i get up this mountain i think it was somewhere over here i don’t know how did we get up is there a trail anywhere i don’t know we wiggled through like basalt i mean we went through like the walls right well not for that long

I mean for a solid part at least i’m hopping down we’ll embark on a new journey i mean this will just bring us to where we need to go oh there’s more angry pigs Why the child didn’t stay alive i beg to differ you already left it alive oh god no thank you okay oh i see our old slabs dude i mean i guess you just go down where did we come from from here this is a block over there oh it was a it was

Above us oh this sucks that’s awesome 69 18 all right oh that looks promising The game trying to kill you oh my god it’s a long path why is there why is cube 1337 on it no hey it’s cute don’t tell him all right your secret is safe with me okay uh well we just need to go up now which i mean i have six ladders left

I don’t know where original area i think we just boated off pretty sure we did you have a bit more slabs i’m running low i’ve won your bestie oh yeah is the speed run no i’m just bored anything about this is legitimate or real oh yeah come up here there you go

We’re in the ceiling man now you guys aren’t boring i’m bored so i was like okay minecraft no jumping wait oh my god how did i find this hello hello i’m i’m a hacker what can i say yeah we know how much time do you have until two hours like 25 minutes

Yeah this that pushes you off somehow oh there’s a big man okay i slapped oh oh god wait how do you triangulate without jumping i could use a calculator cheating bestie you cannot do that literally aloud oh but i don’t i don’t have like the zoom thing

I mean i can try it why not uh that’s definitely just not correct but okay it’s pretty far are you ready okay off we go i’ll throw another eye when we get close oh my god we’re gonna have to get really far that’s fine water is our friend

Oh god i just have the image of [ __ ] old captain sparkles pulled up and it’s really scary it’s really creeping me out right now why not that’s perfect this is literally the best thing out there he wouldn’t be a dolph he wouldn’t there’s no way delphified captain sparkles is my favorite build

Who’s salty woman hello fresh hello how are you who’s marina grout i don’t know cringe just kidding vinaigrette is not cringe oh my god sheep wait how the [ __ ] do we get rid of the crystals i mean uh well i had a bunch of emeralds and i threw them out

Okay i have a plan maybe if we find a village that’d be sick i don’t even need beds we just keep building up to them over and over oh yeah the jungle temple why is there a flashing exclamation mark there’s a new version of ninjabrainbot cool nice first time chat from viewer minecraft

You’re right oh my god watermelon how do you have a nice vision no no no night vision it might just be ocean exposed they’ll be pretty sick perhaps i don’t know what we’re gonna do once we get there set our spawn and then keep going in and dying because we don’t have anything

That’s fine we don’t need no bow and arrow [ __ ] bastions we would have had to trade a hundred thousand stacks of gold to get 12 pearls it would have been slower than what we did like actually okay we might see it i just like randomly looked at the eye it wasn’t even

Accurate at all it’s probably not here but it should be close go oh what the [ __ ] where is that oh yeah strongholds aren’t ocean exposed in this version oh god do we just have to keep looking oh come back go get it Or above it you’re just like rotating aggressively okay what [ __ ] direction do we need to go i think it’s so no wait stop turn that way okay no go Yeah oh yeah we’ve tons of eyes you have an eye right yeah okay hold on here whoa it’s literally right here break i’m just gonna keep throwing over like two chunks oh wait i’m actually gonna drown wait i have my own boat oh right here okay bestie we’re gonna do this

This is it oh i’m getting graded Oh god hold on uh actually go back up where’s the book We are about to beat minecraft okay why is there an angry man trying to attack you okay come into my head come into the house all right get go down there into that and i needed more air someone come back up okay go in yes these doors

I mean you can’t make doors at a warped can you you probably can you can question mark any cool doors oh really matter oh my god it goes so far down in this version oh i’m putting water yeah it should be under that block yeah yeah

Okay we need to find the library so you can make a bed uh yeah where did we find a library oh i heard the portal room i want the portal holy [ __ ] okay there’s nothing down here coming back oh what the hell did you just x-ray oh wow there’s no library over here

This is bad wait where the [ __ ] i don’t think there’s anything up there okay this is the start i’m going down here the portal room is not here cool all right now library and strings let’s go 12 the string oh it works okay oh i don’t even need that

Oh my god he goes in a circle there’s nothing in here my over salty cat alone thank you very much oh god okay we’re into the starter place go uh apple Was it heck is all this where the [ __ ] i hate strongholds you can go searching if you want bestie i’m Not having much progress the chest iron i mean didn’t we kind of hear it earlier yeah it did i just like i think i did but i don’t know where this is been like random it could have been for fish this is what i was trying to find the

Entire time where this starter thing was yeah so we went down there and there laying over there no it’s probably literally right here oh yeah okay i have enough yeah you have an eye okay i will put the bed down set your spawn i’ll make us i said you have any wood

Um i only have warped that’s fine i’m just making i’m just gonna put most of my stuff in here oh why did chess do this i’m gonna bring my pickaxe my axe a bunch of blocks i’m gonna keep coming back but slowly we will kill it All right let’s go give the dragon a big ol kiss wait what uh just standing in the lobby holy [ __ ] that was terrifying on my screen i just like died how many slabs do you have uh like uh ferdi yeah cause i brought water but i didn’t bring any slabs okay

Slab up up the wall this is beautiful okay go oh yeah all right now it’s time one more yes okay now we can go break things i’m going to get some water actually i have one pearl i’m going to put on top one of these actually okay i’m gonna how do i die

Easiest way possible i’m gonna sit in this don’t pick up my stuff i have a plan to get most of the towers that’s fine nice you hate to see it oh okay okay australian celebrity feeling me you just leave it in the center there’s no point

There’s no point of even attacking it if we i’m not even attacking i’m just like wiggling around and harassing me what the [ __ ] i could get up all the towers of one water bucket but i could also do it in style way it’s not very hard to throw a pearl when

You can’t jump i’m back that went nowhere you got no time to get baths okay i’m leaving this here i should be able to just Um You okay more good timing yeah i’m also gonna jump off the map because i need my health back i took most of the blocks because i was going on a tower mission is that enderman bothering you do i need to have a word with it yeah this is legally runs what a [ __ ]

All my stuff didn’t fall in the stupid water i don’t think so but he could have all right back up we go scary why’d i do that i oh i can’t jump whoa Dragon just give me a big fat smooch i have items my items are fine they’re john the giants purchasing that’s good i don’t know where where i died oh my god i was dead again oh there’s my stuff [Applause] oh do i even want to go yeah i need uh

Life advice needed what do i do if i start liking korean bread eat it true okay i’m getting rid of the towers slowly it’s very painful oh oops the only thing they’re prospecting anything cool in our chest they can bring with us maybe with two arrows but we don’t have a bow

Have you been gathering what the [ __ ] hey have you just been gathering pearls yeah bless uh well i can’t really use them too well because i can’t jump wow that actually worked jesus okay one more pearl i’m half a heart let me drop all the stuff down

Is there any more there’s probably like one or two i think one i’m watching for now i just pulled just one no i think it’s just one yeah that’s the one in the back yeah it is just fun i’m running over oh my stuff’s here wait how do i how does it slap

Yes Okay it’s been done are you ready bestie oh what the boat doing i have two pickaxes and that’s it i bet you get my axe i will use my my half durability diamond pickaxe Because we broke every tower i don’t know what exactly what it is i should throw a pearl at it maybe he’ll like that is okay dude this thing’s i mean like at the start so it’s mocking us oh my god we both sit on the same side is it okay

I’m on one heart you punch me oh you’re enjoying this thing a raw chicken for me it’s all i have left oh my god this [ __ ] dragon gonna sit back here oh my god oh oh wait come sit back here like all the way all the way back

Is there like glitz or something like why does it keep flying like the exact same circle Purge like we’re just unlucky i can barely see it hello what is happening what is actually happening what i don’t know what is happening perhaps if we both just perish and come back it’s like broken unless we’re just getting really unlucky but like come on no way we’re that unlucky my bestie

This doesn’t seem right i’m down the parish take me all right i’m just gonna let this enderman kill me there’s another man on the bridge and the stupid thing this one died our perch same thing listen is it perching right now no it’s it’s flying a different way it’s probably fine

Oh i think it’s perching you can come hit it bestie give hit boxes on nope okay well i’ll stay there and aim at its head and here which is yeah just go as close as There possible goes this is a dead simulator every so often he comes back it’s going to take so long because we probably have to wait for two more purchase yeah i’m so tired i’m [ __ ] dead oh we should probably sit far away from the [ __ ] oh perch virtual virtual purchase

I’ll attack him with my diamond pickaxe I’m doing damage go go go go go go i want to see if it [ __ ] throws you away oh you got it it’s yeah oh hit it once i’m coming you got it oh are you in the sky oh no you’re fine i’m getting i want one heart that’s okay i’ll bring the

Oh that’s not okay i believe in you you will kill the ender dragon oh is it doing the thing yeah i’m doing the thing but i’m pretty late so i’m probably going to get ready go from the back or the side it killed you immediately come back

I can’t believe i got gaslighted like this i’m gonna drop you a pearl here yeah okay i’ll give you an x all right awesome oh here’s all someone’s this is all my stuff okay get ready to pearl at the middle oh go go go go go go oh

Here come come on go go [Laughter] come back come back get ready i think i gave you a pearl again i can’t hey why are we doing this soon wait you no help [Laughter] i’m no longer attempting look no i don’t know i’m killing the [ __ ] dragon if it stays let’s go

Got the egg dude oh wait wait slabs what’s this egg is for you i’m saving the children whoa what the [ __ ] did i do yo i’m hacking wait what is happening okay no Going to sleep me too i [ __ ] am so tired i’m actually like gonna like my eyes are gonna like fall off all right good night festy good night good night okay i may have tp’ed myself back to another so i didn’t have to run but that was that was legit otherwise

If i if we were if both of us weren’t tired we probably could have done that in like double the speed well not double but like we could have saved quite a long time like i feel like i’m actually like i’m gonna die all right yeah watch this watch this okay

The space bars back yes okay if i bridge okay we will we will smile okay if i bridget these 24 blocks i will gift five subs okay y’all ready for this if i do 24 bucks in a row get five subs this is this is with no warm up so

It’s gonna go really badly oh [ __ ] that’s unlucky you know what i’ll allow that maybe if i could open my chat All right my little discord kittens i’m giving you guys five subs are you ready yeah yeah oh my god lot’s got a sub yeah yeah okay well i’m gonna go to sleep [ __ ] the discord call who am i ready What is zeus doing you know i’m gonna read zeus hi guys go say hi to zeus bye guys goodbye korean bread goodbye sadabi goodbye not natilix goodbye chubs inc goodbye pero goodbye whoever the [ __ ] else is here all right