EPIC Minecraft Relay Block 4 w/ SPECIAL GUEST! 🔥

Hello hi I know how to do my job danger zone was grahe on the left or the right I guess I’m going to be on the left here hi everybody I’m here now apparently um so I need to what what in the oh right sorry that which freaking button is it

F5 I need to remember how to play this game let’s see where we’re at that sensitivity is so high you know I could turn it down and screw everybody for the next time uh controls I think I have it up at like 50 done that’s a little better okay so what

Do we have here oh God they have yeah I’m GNA just G to go ahead and rebind all the controls because who does who does this who cares left control as God intended and one more thing where’s the Sprint hold Auto jump offe setting keepy mins where’s the double tap to Sprint that’s

Better whoa oh there’s a z huh you know what that should be huh isn’t that a novel idea what would you set Zoom to I don’t know Z okay I’ll check this [ __ ] in a minute okay so we have a castle in the jungle here Rumble in the Jungle I’ve set SE to crouch it’s a modest little little place here to is Graham’s doing now did he like buzz off and uh I’m just trying to think what else is

Uh around here okay so there’s a path over there and this thing so I will get accustomed should also probably look at what I’m carrying on my person I’m 2K blocks from Spawn James or maybe Graham or maybe Corey I don’t know who to blame I mean I’m pretty it’s a pretty

Safe bet to blame James go for S this super disorienting me nobody took the gold yet rookie mistake oh wait no we have okay we do have Diamond who just leaves this kind of cash on the floor this this lazy shy workmanship SMH my head just like all this free [ __ ] lying around

Grber the build the first diamond tools and I will wear them out look at this well I’m certainly the richest on this stream let’s see if there’s anything else that they ouchie Baba also just like super not OSHA compliant that’s just you know that’s a claim waiting to

Happen Okay I don’t think there’s any more gold we don’t abide floating bricks either this is a very large portal frame do I have a plan okay uh uh-huh okay that’s novel I mean my plan is first to survey what is before I worry about what shall be okay

So I’m guessing nothing built but this is like extremely good access could be a source of resources maybe actually I’ll tell you what might be my first order business uh MF with no infrastructure Cory’s not a murder hole dang it no that might be enough whoopsy

Doodle now how come I have to play as James oh look at me I have a little dog and a really cute wife um those are so his mannerisms right oh come on now wait what oh hang on a second I have this completely wrong it’s been a little while since I

Played Minecraft and I’m remembering what my normal keybinds are uh so I did actually have this correct uh left control and then I always use the double tap to to Sprint now where is that that must be in uh uh where is it is it toggle okay

So there we go I think that that’s correct I really don’t like building diagonally but it makes sense for this purpose watch as I don’t actually build anything I just build infrastructure whoopsy dle be hands I’m going to have to see if there’s any iron lying around

Oh James has got like okay so which mod are we actually playing I assume it’s just like a simple quality of life thing it’s going to take a still doomsday OptiFine right that’s the one that enhances um Graphics it’s been ages since I play played it the last time I played Minecraft I

Think it was um playing with create and a couple other mods this is definitely I think the game that I have the most hours logged overall I have no idea how many please build infrastructure so you can live vicariously through you yes I shall build infrastructure that will be free for everyone

And we’ll make a hole to put all the Libertarians in let’s call it g hole okay as funny as this bit is I’m probably going to like wear my normal glasses uh okay who put this here I definitely need an axe Cobble deep slate it’s pretty good material bunch of wood some

Bamboo and ah there’s the iron unmelted iron unmelted copper also like hang on there’s there’s a couple I okay so this is actually completely forgivable because um there’s no native um sorting tools for chests which I think is one of Minecraft’s larger failings because like I I definitely play with the um

Uh I don’t remember what mod it is but like it adds buttons at the top or you just like sort and it’s I think it should be in vanilla myself uh I’m just evaluating what all this stuff is yeah it’s probably inventory tweaks uh okay so that’s an outside

Wall if I was going to build build something in here I would want yeah [ __ ] it just going to go ahead and grab all the XP from these if there is any why is the floor melons you know what never mind uh okay so Actually I’m G need a bunch more of these I think okay so then do that so then we can do this no doot do Bonk do one more chest some things are just necessary okay so what else can we fling in there that’s probably worthwhile I mean also how much fuel do

We have to work with glad nugs copper copper uh yeah we probably need some more fuel we have all this wood around which is like not ideal but it’s plentiful you know I could just like Chuck some logs it is a jungle out there okay are we on survival like uh

Okay so there are mobs that answers that question um go ruin this motherfucker’s day okay so we’ll finish up working on this one actually let’s go so we started on this one I don’t know if there’s a preferred way to log these big tall ones but this one

Works this will provide us with fuel and building materials so is there a reason James change the uh Graphics to where is it settings Graphics fancy smooth lighting Graphics to fast huh surely oh he’s having FPS drops never mind then I can grock that ouch you

Buba although I must say I am shocked that a PC of this caliber can’t handle Minecraft like that’s got to be some sort of um maybe that’s like a Zoomer insult it’s just like I bet your PC can’t run Minecraft man there’s just like there’s basic stuff that just bugs me for some

Reason oh I always like hearing the the OG themes I been playing Minecraft for quite a long time like I was never part of the very um earliest versions but I actually still have my first world um save somewhere and it’s kind of charming like I I had

Um an area where like it was my first nether portal which was like very very strange like the first time you find out that you could you can make this like frame and access another dimension like the nether was really boring um back then wi is This it’s going to be an asymmetrical structure okay so that’s 2 4 6 8 so here approximately godamn it that’s better um okay so that’s all that’s all squared away now what am I going to build well actually I haven’t finished exploring yet but in the spirit of the um

Build together I will probably be expanding on what uh G’s working on this path has not been used in quite some time it seems uh I whoa well there is water at the bottom so we how do I get back up good God okay well that answers that question

Um I didn’t have any more iron with me did I this this Cory’s M shaft I mean that this explains where all the Deep slate came from or this this smells like James okay in that case um damn I wish I brought the iron with me

Hey thanks for the bits uh I don’t actually know who like how much greeting I’m supposed to be doing oh oh God that’s so tilting also I think like everybody who’s ever played Minecraft just familiar with that sensation oh sweet oh okay excellent very good this is the correct Implement for [Applause] farming potatoes PES pomato okay so that’s the sorry I’m just getting my bearings here so that’s there um I feel

Like so that leads down that way I guess actually a path along this way would be good did I leave all the iron up here let’s find out grab some cobblers need some good little cobblers I feel like I’m looking right at it no there’s actually no cobblestone in

Here 10 I mean I suppose deep slate works as Cobblestone but uh there’s the iron so we’ll do that uh should definitely make a couple of buckets because those are useful to have and then I have shuel whoopsy Daisy we’ll throw that back in there maybe we can Chuck this garbage in here

Uh clinging to stone tools come on man so I might have an idea but first there’s a few things I want to do seriously I love making paths with with the shovel it’s amazing and so simple see I’m I’m also designing this for the next player so they will save themselves time

Familiarizing with uh what’s here yeah I love paths do um did they make you walk faster I don’t know I just think they look nice and they they um direct you along a a particular route oh yeah that was annoying like the grass spreading problem good heavens look at all those gift subs

Thank you does James challenge the chat already if not why not I did make one mistake with this bridge and that’s not like making it boat acceptable but whatever okay now that that’s squared away um I see somebody’s been making cookies already there we go okay so we don’t wait why is this

What the oh right it feeds in the top and I already bust the materials doink I’m the third leg fourth no yeah I would be fourth yeah cuz like um Corey and uh James and Graham were ahead of me we’re all gold I mean we might as well lean into it where is

It actually what does this say excellent gosh there’s a lot of stuff here umn how do I make a composter it’s slabs isn’t it I think it slabs it slabs through the side okay it’s all slabs but you make like a bucket out of it um actually probably for to [Applause]

Make this is going to take a million years um you definitely need to use more Hoppers do these feed from the top they do need to be oh well that’ll speed it up a little bit I’ll make one more then we can actually do this properly um you always put composters

Outside don’t know why but it’s just a thing I do presumably because they smell bad how to make a barrel ah I had it sideways we just throw this down by the collective F okay so compost star yep and then uh let’s get rid of all the other Shang cluttering up the

Place this green stuff uh where on Earth did we get a pile of glistering melon I should probably keep jungle saplings those can hang out there at the glistering melons Farm what sus okay um I’m leave this at Home yeah let’s just dump all this stuff and then reorganize a little bit okay so I want plenty of wood I should make that into bread signs are always going to be fun might couldn’t hurt to be prepared can get some pork um oh actually do have arrows I don’t

How close that sound is do we have a bow okay so far so good let shovels almost G oh hi edsy oh hi Mark um okay two buckets is plenty I don’t actually we only we don’t need to haul these into The Nether I think I’ve already like TI my

Hand as of what my intentions are yeah this is more than enough uh [ __ ] it I knew you would fish oh God I’m gonna start a fish farm aren’t I for the fish fish okay well that’s already bad news but sort of well where are these [ __ ] coming

From get I really do have to watch my step here huh pretty good good break there nope don’t care for that don’t care for that one bit although that does remind me of this little diddy oh man do I ever hate these guys they do have one extremely fatal

Weakness can you guess what it is they are too tall so you okay so that’s maybe where they’re coming from or oh God he’s behind me isn’t he yep okay that’s it excuse me okay don’t like This there we go out going need a couple more of these though Ah hell you know classic video game uh Trope of like eating your way out of being on fire time to fall back you are no match for my poats three is respectable I’d like to get a couple

More also be great to have like a choke point or something these guys really do have to stop smoking let’s not push our luck too far though still only three oh you would pull some horse ass like this or maybe one more now normally on a server I would be building a little

Surround here so that we could use it as a farm but I don’t think that would be an efficient use of my time here oh we can get one more maybe you never get me oh that’s a lot of them oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh we

[ __ ] up I [ __ ] up so bad time to leave time to leave we have overstayed our welcome it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine you know I think leaving empty chests around is tan amount to littering um right just going to make some yeah pretty much any fight you can walk away

From stuff our wounds with bread what the it’s weird what’s back in this storage area I wonder okay do we have any slime don’t think so throw that in there for okay use deep slate for this right it’s the same thing yeah oh you better disgraced to be doing this so quick and

Dirty but well time has the needs must that’s how it works right oh hell I’m also missing something important unless someone was smart enough to pick it up already where the hell oh God we’re going to have to go back aren’t we hi yeah the pigs are I mean fortunately Pigman will eventually

Forgive I explored more into The Nether than anybody else which means that they just like blind portal straight to a fortress must be nice what really get [ __ ] on okay um crap God this makes this so much harder this is my anti- Wither Skeleton Port Cullis see once you see why I’m pursuing

Potion brewing you’re going to be so mad actually no you’ll probably find it Charming the [ __ ] are you looking at are they still angry oh thank goodness ooh and that that was a little close you might actually bypass me to where I need to go come on ah perfect nah don’t like that

Sound gests are just so freaking creepy I wonder actually excuse me oh [ __ ] I’ll be right back I’m going to get the most exotic items like okay there’s a lot of uh the new music I haven’t heard Before [ __ ] we still don’t have the thing that we need the most but we are much closer to it uh uh right I need This it’s a good One where did he bug her off to eat I ain’t hurt okay I’ve got my Yeezys now so where H where did that Villager come from and know there more of them excellent oh oh very excellent what is up with this seed okay so how are we going to get down there oh

Hey fellas [ __ ] the one thing that annoys me about these guys is that the kids will pick up gold so we’ll have to do it and they are very quick on their Feet you come here oh perfect uh actually wait wasn’t I no please trade with me I know you’re on fire But here I’ll I’ll firefight for You fire charge are not that Great there we go come on man I just threw it right at your feet come back I want to give you money you too throwing gold coins leather is not bad ooh that’s very helpful and you can have a bit more GLA you can also have a bit more

Glad that a water bottle that’s kind of boring inventory space uh get rid of come on you guys give me the good stuff where’ your brother go there he is another water B well that was not a great set of rips but it’s something okay um can we dump dump that dump

That definitely going to grab some of this stuff steamed HS I’m staggered that there seems to still be some steam hams content coming out like there was steamed hams only it’s like a Soviet film I don’t think I need quartz or anything I mustn’t mine anything in this

Area other be be pissed at me oh God I hate these [ __ ] don’t you dare take the higher ground pork pork pork pork pork pork pork pork okay not screw around quite as much uh definitely want to get some of this I’m going have to free up some space cuz I like

Definitely out of room um I don’t need gravel I don’t actually know what the correct tool for mining this stuff is I always just use whatever there’s this a-hole well I mean like Silk pick picks it up altogether but uh just for harvesting it oh will

It I don’t know how to read that sh does the Slime have new sounds it sounds like grosser ouchie okay there is one more absolutely essential thing that we need to find here can you guess what it is look at all that slime we do have an advantage now though

Um we don’t actually need that oh do I already have never dig straight down the [ __ ] you say to me as much as I I want to beat these [ __ ] up I uh do have something more pressing to find you can’t hurt me maybe you could um swimming swimming

Swimming I like to swim swim swim swim swim eat it go to sleep okay this one is a short potion so I need to be cognizant of that my days well I mean it’s not really my day I started here at 11 p.m. but we’re doing well we are starting in Earnest

I’m I have an idea but it’s like a little bit involved and it’s going to be kind of stupid when I get around to where the hell is the wart chamber it’s got to be over here right that’s scary 47 seconds left on this unless that is this is a really weird nether

Fortress I don’t think there’s anything down here [ __ ] um where is everything here there’s nothing up there I don’t think that was the dodgiest joke a little jump I feel like maybe there’s more Fortress somewhere else maybe this direction I might try to come ouch fire pain

Okay these guys probably care about my yees as well you did hear a guer counter yeah see I just want like a higher vantage point so I can look at this place and figure out where in the freaky the uh thing is yeah I mean like the nether might as well be

Radioactive it’s probably the least of your problems to be honest okay so it’s not out here that’s one of the spawners where in the hell is the wart Garden there’s usually like corridors and stuff dang it it can sometimes spawn without one for serious that stinks if this Fortress like just dead ass

Doesn’t have any Nether wart that would be a disaster I suppose that’s maybe the cost of luck surely though wait a minute is that no yeah come on come get it come get me get it get it I feel like I want to find the ultimate wether skeleton oh my God for

Real I am heading directly home now and I’m just going to go ahead and put that out front oh the chances of me getting a beacon are about zero I don’t actually know the Strat for beating the Wither yeah there it is still don’t have the stuff we need let’s see okay so

Yeah I’ve well it’s now like a sunk cost kind of thing right so I definitely want to uh look like I’ve built something but this idea of mine is definitely going to depend on uh getting potion buring materials it’s hard now that ruins it Uh I need more food don’t I did I eat all the Bread cookies are not very nutritious are They oh there it is Der Orp yeah I think we just go for it we must plunge onward each of us has 3 hours and then another 3 hours after That okay so let’s try going a little further down here maybe is there anything in this structure is there anything under this structure I don’t think we saw anything what’s the um the rule for uh Nether fortresses in terms Jesus Christ Serpentine I did not expect that

Kind of a heavy spawn I also thought that I could make it there before they spawned Oh north is the direction to find them okay wow I was almost killed to death just then I saw some windows I thought I saw some windows oh wait a

Minute I mean this is probably a dead end but maybe sadness yep whoopsy doodle well I mean there’s no reason to not [ __ ] Me I was hoping to try and keep it PG-13 but uh I think Minecraft brings out the swears in me uh how can we okay good it’s not just me I was going to feel really bad wait a minute that’s awfully fat there unless that’s just like more disappointment

Waiting they don’t usually go down that far do they ow my feet and it couldn’t hurt to just like look around don’t do it y feron how much of this am I going to need to get across don’t like That really did we oh no it’s went in the lava whatever and now we give the chat anxiety now do they tilt out if you harvest wood okay okay good all right we should probably keep our game face on and try to stay focused oh boy hey

Friend oh wait do you not have enough room to get in here how about you take a hike get lost nobody likes you I don’t really like digging channels like this because it’s like potentially a waste of pick okay that’s good I don’t know how the hell I’m going to make it back

Home w feel like I can chop through here I’m not that lost I’m slightly lost I will make it all worth it I think my contribution is going to be small but meaningful no not going to mess with that get me out of here oh that’s bad that’s real

Bad here you guys deal with them protect me I wear the Yeezys I can’t okay now where the hell am I am I still facing north yes I think I’ll have to get up on the canopy oh boy who needs caffeine I’ll take the highway you take the low

Way yeah what up to my fellow anxiety experiencers it’s kind of the worst ain’t it oh hell uh [Laughter] W lad was that Galaxy brain [ __ ] or what okay um hello highlight reel just like ended up in the wrong part of town oh my God hello do you mind if I pick

This thank goodness I feel like I might need them what okay that wasn’t what I was looking for but oh that’s almost irritating I just want some Nether wart man is there any other source for it like can you trade for it some Bastion have Nether wart all right

Well we’ve got to do it um unfortunately nether bastions are the worst they are just absolutely atrocious so we will have to be extremely careful I also need to figure out how the hell I’m going to get down can I survive that fall doesn’t look so bad ouch

This is going to be so nerve-wracking tackling a nether fortress or a Bastion with just like a a pocket full of cookies one advantage we have over brutes is that they don’t have range there’s the son of a [ __ ] I do unfortunately have this predilection for um agroing

Everyone yeah I’ve uh had a way more exciting time than I think I ought to I am not going to test what your actual hitbox range is yeah see the problem is is that like if I make one screw up here I’m toast there’s stuff in here that I definitely

Need the party won’t start until the brute gets AG Road I can’t imagine how hard everybody who’s watching must be clenching at this point now I wish I had some gravel those half slabs never seen a brute before you’re lucky I mean they not much to look at they’re just like pigo but

Bigger and they hit like a train like it’s unreal how much damage they do oo I don’t like this this spot makes me very nervous why can I not place a block there oh okay it’s a half slab okay don’t be don’t panic this is not so

Good I’m kind of surprised that the regular pigus haven’t total this guy rapidly running out of building material all these kill holes this is such a bad idea I should not be here yeah I mean like it wouldn’t be an anniversary stream without like scaring The Living Daylights out of

Everybody okay that looks like a chamber this area is sort of guarded I need to figure out where the hell that chest was was like down there Is yeah I’m like super mega terrified of the um the brute you know what maybe I should explore more of this this is a bad idea this is such a bad idea Oh who’s the luckiest man alive I should be dead Man I should 100% be Dead that was Bonkers okay so there’s another one over here yeah maybe I just take out These okay so you guys are chill for now Anyway yes for the love of God more of these oh God why are there so many of them oh yep didn’t see him damn how would you tell James oh well um now do we want to try and go back there or do we just go to a plan

B so we have some of this material yeah we got DED um yeah like I mean we definitely lost at least half that stuff in the lava so it’s probably not worth it um and it like also just trying to get there would be a pain this would

Probably be a great point to take a short break um if I can figure out how to do that so don’t go away okay so I realized I I might be able to do what I was planning anyway just won’t be quite as special oh good I was smart enough to leave this

Here yeah use save points uh let still lamp all right there we go per you join my server uh not this one this one’s um we’re just doing a Build Together world but I bet you there’s people in the community that are doing servers I’m doing uh research here

Okay huh I really thought it was going to work why is that does it need regular Cobblestone surely there we go I swear I saw some smooth Stone around here it could be hallucinating oh there we go perfect yeah I’ll do that in a minute so we’ll make it first

And then what’s it going to be a good sign for this don’t look at me I didn’t make the melon floor now how do I do this also why can I not show like one screen to work with maybe this will work anyways I was like wait this is just the

Sight’s um Auto complete I don’t need to worry about anything oh come on what is this weirdness I’m definitely going to get this spelled wrong but oh no maybe I’ll get it right perfect and I will be the only person that knows what in the hell that’s supposed to mean okay so

Now the very important part is we need to find some oh God did I take all the freaking iron with me I’m a dummy oh well well because I melted all the iron um I guess I’m responsible for getting some back but I don’t like strip mining because it’s Boring so we will figure something else out we’ll start in the mine and then maybe we can find somewhere cool yeah it’s kind of shocking to me that we’ve been around for such a long time cuz like my involvement with the site kind of

Began when I used to be in Toronto and I would like be their foreign correspondent which is very silly deeper oh I’m going to sneeze but that’s a good one it’s got to be something ah oh you found a lush caves that’s pretty cool unfortunately going the paths that uh

Torches of being left are is maybe not going to lead me where I want to go I want the like big open cave systems I wonder if glowberries make you pee green or glowing oh this must be where all the um the clay came from which we could probably turn into um bricks

Aha one of those ah perfect it’s not much but it’s something this will maybe be at least enough to get us back in business well like is it like nuca Cola which is like a cannon bit of lore which is that it made your pee glow excuse me copper

Leth that’s I realize that I have no earthly idea how to get back so that’s a thing I’m sure I’ll figure it out yeah sorry n NCA Quantum yeah that’s the one that makes your PE glow regular grass pH What A Stroke of Luck such a sack oh boy

All right I gotta still find something to use as fuel get out of here that’ll do for now I have anything I can burn yeah I mean I should get some logs I’ll do that in a minute where in Earth did sticky pistons come from like um sorry Dr was just mentioning um

The old crap shots was from the series like series one of grae just like sobbing into the 911 call with skeleton hands that and I need there we go and okay wait a sec we we have bamboo right somewhere I mean there was a bundle of it there I was so close

I’ll just make it so that it’s it looks like it’s under renovation oops uh okay so how much iron did we actually get overall okay so that’s nine uh we need to go looking for some more now we have iron pick it took me so long to understand

The um achievement isn’t it iron pick because isn’t it iron pick supposed to sound like ironic isn’t it iron pick man I feel bad for anybody who just now got that because I said it like it’s so Bad We were having a discussion I mean speaking of terrible jokes we’re having a discussion the other day about the um um the chicken crossing the road joke and how long it took a lot of us to realize the the Dual meaning because for the longest time I

Thought it was a like a a non joke it’s like like why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side it’s just like um it doesn’t mean anything it’s just like oh there’s no punch line but the Dual meaning of it is to get to the

Other side I.E the afterlife because it got one-shotted by a car I was like oh well that’s weird yeah I didn’t know that either I was also like losing my mind the other day it might have been the same discussion talking about um how slipping

On banana peels used to be like a major problem I want to say that this would be in in the Victorian era or something and I was like why it’s like I know that banana peels are slippery and that you can slip on them but like why were people discarding

So many around that it became an issue they had like comment about it history is bizarre give me I mean I’m one of those people for whom uh littering makes no sense like I can’t comprehend the kind of carelessness that would lead somebody to litter like it’s just it’s so inconsiderate Like find a bin or keep it with you or in your worst case scenarios like oh there’s no B like just put it somewhere that it’s not going to be a problem like at least give us that much ooh hello Don’t Mind If I Do Yeah I mean it’s it’s I think it’s a little bit like the um the shopping cart um Theory or whatever it’s called the shopping cart Test it’s just like it’s the ethically correct thing to do it requires like very little effort there’s no like no real reward unless it’s like one of those carts that it gives you a quarter thanks vingers uh I do not have any torches let’s fix That Ooh that looks like a bad news hole down there yeah that’s a bad news hole there’s your problem got zombies oh there’s so much iron down there though I wonder don’t work hard work smart this is going to be like what I say before I get incinerated by my own lava

Well I guess I just could kill them oh it is so weird having the torch actually cast light I should probably stop pushing my luck soon yeah it’s a mod thing like it makes sense it’s always been frankly a little bit silly that holding a torch doesn’t throw light oops get the

Lapish this has been a very profitable outing though okay let’s cut our losses well not our losses but like stop tempting fate uh right I went up this way how did I not get those now to figure out how to return to the surface oh but there’s more iron there’s so much more

Iron this is my way of sort of like making amends for incinerating all the diamond stuff which is going to make a spectacular highlight I’m sure there you are snake in the grass zombies hit so hard it’s ridiculous I uh uh-oh I don’t like this that was not very good nope

Okay where’s okay there’s a torch it wasn’t ooh but it’ll be rude not to gasp yeah cookies are not ideal I’ll go get some baked potatoes there’s no cheese in Minecraft sadly I don’t believe cake is a type of cheese oh yep I’m lost I’m lost lost I don’t know where my hem

Is yeah what is renit anyways it’s a cheese making component but I don’t know what it’s actually made out of or would it cow enzymes H so Alex what did you build on your segment uh I got lost a lot what did I build suspense yeah okay yeah you know what we’ll we’re

Going to take an alternate approach oh there we go got to got to go up to get down lucky you’re going to be so pissed when you find out what I have uh all this iron for I also kind of want to set that smelting and take like a stab at trying

To find that stuff in the nether which I know is a stupid idea but oops no don’t want that I did take a screenshot of where I was it’s not even that far yeah Joe Kim I um just got a drop so I put it

There well this this is what it it said on um uh old timey Soviet drink dispensers so um yeah we might as well take a shot at it why not don’t really have much to lose like I I’m sure everything is being lost but on the chance that there is

Some it’s also I think far enough away that the um uh whatam call it for real ouch you son of a bastard I need a shield and some like RB or Something you can just eat these Right no oh these just like in edible Oh That’s oh oh I was really hoping we were going to get that trident that would have been the Sickest oh is that how James does it he just asks nicely I don’t even know if these are ripe yet oh yeah that’s enough smoke around here somewhere there it is gotta get that hickory smoke up in them poison potato drop is based on actual potato what do you

Mean some potatoes are just poisonous huh well that sucks nobody can say I’m not pulling my weight I can never remember how to build these stupid things too much Material oopsy doodle still going definitely going to be still going for a while for my commitment to Comedy is absolute wait where the freak there it is come on fantastic I mean it’s free anyway see that text in the chat would be useful if we didn’t have two computers so actually maybe

I it’ll be even funnier because uh the James is up next they he’ll have no idea what that is so he’ll push the button and he’ll get a bottle of water that has the same label on it and he can figure it out Idiot um well I’m going to replace this armor I’m not made of stone it’s be longer than five minutes what happens in five minutes oh yeah there is a breast plate in here Shame Shame for po hats what okay where did I put all that coal that I picked

Up or did I just not pick up that as much coal as I thought I thought I’d Min some gold for all right patat in a dream like this was stupid to start with but coming out here without a sword was just huous excuse me but this one I won’t

Um I won’t risk losing uh the armor and iron that I just got so we have not but to gain yeah axe is actually pretty good I might actually prefer it to sword it just hits way harder oh [ __ ] don’t have my Yeezys on also have

Like very little memory of how I made it over that way in the first place if I encounter like pigu I in deep trouble I remember taking the high road oh I should not be able to find routs like that like that’s just if this was a narrative that would be called plot

Manipulation I’ve heard a good writing rule of thumb is like use coincidence to get your characters into trouble and never use it to get them out of it I don’t know that that’s a hard and fast rule but seems pretty good to me oh boy aha I should not have found that

Either this is all very unreasonable okay what’s the rule stop drop and eat potato oh hell oh God we’ve got problems oh boy help oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy boy [ __ ] oh God sorry oh man I was really close though like I could see

It I think we can I think we can make that so irritating though like I I just need if I had gold shoes there’s no way I’m going to be lucky enough to make it that for a second time but James is going to get in just see me

All hagger being like just one more man I can make it this time just give me one more yeah I I definitely think that if luck was a resource I blew it all the first time yeah like look at this these homies just waiting up for me for ouchie baa

What the oh there it is For where the hell did I get across I must have gone There Don’t let them catch me Lacking oh [ __ ] no no no no no no leave me alone you oh God damn it yeah you can’t go in completely naked can you that was that was garbage um okay we’ll take a break from doing that U should start building something um right these build way too

Slowly I need um what’s the fastest way I can do oh I know can hear the gears turning in my head did I burn all the wood you you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a Haring I rewatched that movie recently and um I

Remember that the first time I saw Monty Python’s um Holy Grail the ending disappointed me so much cuz I was looking forward to like this big fight and they were going to like kick the French’s ass but like of course as I’m I’ve grown older I appreciate the ending

Even more because it’s just this stupid anti climax 126 hours oh not not me by myself it’s a it’s a merath it’s like a um a relay race I am very rapidly running out of time though and I will have to be very close on that Mark because otherwise it’ll throw everything else

Off so I’ll see if I can people go anticlockwise huh I think I have just enough time to build or at least start on what I want to do also I’m damn proud of that soda machine or whatever it is like I can’t wait to see James’s confusion

We have gravel on oh sweet um if I’m remembering how to make this correctly nope oh it’s much easier than I thought dang her intense concentration now oops you dood oh I was like why is this not breaking down the way I want it to you have to do it manually which is

Like the weirdest thing wait I’m doing this the sucker way for Don’t you dare yeah it’s weird watching me play a good game huh got like 11 minutes left I think I can at least lay the groundwork for a blacksmith shop looks pretty good though I mean this is my main achievement here use a non- dirt floor no no no it

It needs a dirt floor you want a dirt floor uh for this kind of workshop and I used coar dirt on purpose yeah dirt floor is actually a deal for um a forge I think it’s also ideal for a Foundry to be realistic it need a a floor made a furnace

Slag okay what can I are we out of cookies I think I’m ate them all oh man I got to say this block has really flown by a lot faster than I was expecting but that’s good time flies when you’re flying oopsy noodle for are there no copper slabs I hope it

Rains okay so maybe some finishing torches this like 5 minutes we have I’m out of torches again well where can we park James I’d love to get some light in here but uh torch Torchy Torchy Torchy ah whatever or can we maroon James um yeah you know what

It’s actually not that mean I’ve put him next to a river it’ll depend on how observant he is though oh I think that’s a great place to leave him I wish I had a boat you can’t make boats out of uh warp planks though oh did he already loot it boo

It’s actually not a bad view of what has been done so Far it is also safe so cuz this shouldn’t be on Hardcore Mode where you would starve to death actually yeah yeah Um oh I love It love you James okay well with 2 minutes to spare I definitely hope that I do this part properly but yeah um I’ll see you again later today and in the meantime um I’m going to throw you over to our watch along momentarily so see if I can do my job Properly