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Next stage a man looking for trouble what can you see beyond the Darkness M No [Applause] [Applause] hello hello uh did people here Ben hello oh God they do now jeez hello uh how we doing are we all all right hi hi hello Ben we’re here live on the internet uh yes we are to do a joint stream bup am I right that lock down all

Over again isn’t it it does actually yeah yeah that was weird that was a long time ago a deceptively long time ago that was uh there was there were strange times it’s joint stream sleep over stream blaze it my dudes hope you guys in the walrus Clan are having a lovely

Day a thank you Steven thank you Stephen thank you for that thank you very much Ashton has um comedy plops this evening yes that’s true she’s gone to a comedy show so she is not joining us unfortunately which means that the stinky boys are taking over uh gross am

I right whoops um it’s gross uh thank you very much to Richard major 86 for subscribing via Prime for 21 months 21 months hasn’t time flown not totally sure what this means surely I’ve been subbing for uh longer well I I think I don’t know I can’t I

Couldn’t tell you and you’re on a two-month streak as well so that’s great news oh okay Richard um great job great job as well yeah uh and we said Steven thank you for the bits um stepen is gifted a sub to Justin vidman or vman

Who’s to say 17 now now Steven what are you doing you’re crazy and bis Keith has subscribed For the First Time by looks of it via Prime welcome to the walrus Clan welcome very much welcome very much what does that mean thank you very welcome bis Keith uh Jordan Goodridge 91

7 months hello guys happy I’ve lost it happy seven months to me yes happy seven months to you Jordan thanks for coming along appreciate you months uh loads of BU whips coming through the whips thank you guys yeah I don’t know which one which on we’ve done hype Train’s already

At level two ready to fill up to level C plumy I think C plumy thank you C plumy for subscribing VI Prime plops is also comedy that is true lavatorial humor some would describe it as um we got uh We’ve also got Sprout stuff and Bugsy Malone Sprout stuff at 58 months and

Bugsy alone at 36 months those are some massive numbers crazy Steven SC is continuing to gift now Oscar x-ray to get that 2K sub goal oh my God was it 5K no it didn’t like something you said it’s not reading it oh I hear it oh I

Don’t hear that one Sor it might come through to you in in a bit um I’m talking over it uh and uh yes uh Steven sces Oscar x-ray 1,08 now gift subs thank you very much Steven A Riley Justin Vian says Peter you always got it

Right before I don’t know what I used to say and now I’ve I’ve second guessed myself and I’m confused um there’s a little bit of river 7 going on with Ben’s sound well at the beginning people said he was too quiet and now that is he is he too loud now

There’s no there’s no good middle ground it seems no apparently not um just mute me yeah all right you know what it’s a solo stream um I’ll just swear in the corner of the screen I’ll do obscene hand gestures yeah uh Charlie Badger subscribed currently in a 56 month

Streak thank you very much 56 months the same number of or Aubrey holes that St in hen which may have contained now removed posts or more Stones well there you go that’s breze nuts an an archaeology reference there from charling Badger yeah um Step thanks for

The bits and Eddie Baron as well what’s the plan for TGA next week guys 51 month streak thank you very much Eddie um we’ve got plans haven’t we B yeah we’re going to stream the live reactions so we will be live just after midnight or 1:00

A.m. or whenever it is mods to be clear as we have expressed you in private you are not expected to be there because that’s we can swear on this stream by the way just so you’re aware that’s a [ __ ] stupid time to be awake and be

At work uh and be doing stuff but we will be there we’ll be in the office live reacting I suppose we could technically live react from home but I think we kind of all want to be together to do it for the chaos for the sort of

The the is this legs effect exactly the hysteria as we lose our minds so we will be we we will be live reacting in the office to the game awards next week there will be relevance social media posts on the leadup to let you know what’s going on Potato Shack 99 thank

You very much for 41 months um I’ve realized what people are talking about now I think you are just a bit peaky on Discord which is probably me I probably just need to bring your levels down within Discord itself maybe or yeah it could be an internet thing it could be I

Don’t know yeah maybe it’s getting a bit your computer got a lot of inputs and outputs going on at the moment yeah I might not mess you’re fine you’re absolutely fine but I think just occasionally uh there you go but yeah no Ashton today she is uh yeah she’s got

Comedy plops enjoying a show and uh so it’s just Ben and I playing Minecraft um as we used to Once Upon a Time um we’re now back on to how we were sort of two sleepover streams ago where Ben had hurriedly put together his scenes for the sleepover stream slash uh the

Minecraft server I have now done that myself and uh goodness knows what’s going to go uh wrong or right with various audio and inputs but we’ll just see how it goes and fix on the fight we will we’ll do the best that we can with what we got indeed well I mean without

Further uh Appo from this yeah we could just jump straight in if you like I’m already in I’m already playing bud I’ve just eat some bread I’m also in I’ve just not uh not moved over but we can go we can go to gameplay um oh the I think

The server might be lagging slightly as well oh okay uh took me a minute to move there you are you in are you in the game I’m in uh now uh now here’s a hole I dug while I was doing a sound test can people see

And hear Ben Potter hello am I still here it looks like he is in the OBS mixer but um you know it lies sometimes oh yeah remember at the end of the uh the last stream I made the uh this this thing over here what thing

Over where what did you do I’ve got Redstone in my inventory remember the red stone oh yeah we made the horrible Bell oh destroyed I must have destroyed the circuit at the end oh no but this still works it still makes a bell noise when you come in yeah that works well I

Like it it works Bell shut the [ __ ] up boring ler says we can hear Ben Potter should we be able to see him uh no no you shouldn’t we are you’re not allowed I’m forbidden no face cam okay that’s good we like that so I’m thinking Peter of expanding the farm

Slightly and then I was going to suggest that maybe we build a special Castle just for boys oh my God that’s that could be really oh I briefly got stuck on the spot then that was weird what what girls can’t come in yeah no girls allowed okay yeah I think that’s a great

Idea imagine imagine if we made a really really huge one in the space of two hours and a massive Tower yeah yeah could do I love that how you doing foodwise um I am actually hungry but I think I’ve got food in my inventory I

Threw some Tes at you but I’m going to I’m going to expand my farm and get some more stuff oh my goodness oh goodness me take me by to the land let you understand Lord B he’s in thank you lovic for raiding with an ocean man SL a

Uh a swan ride as we call it here on the joint stream um that is what we call it yeah yeah uh welcome in to our mod Nicholas it’s good to have you right I’m going to build up this Farm oh look at all this wheat why don’t you build me [Applause]

Up that’s very good stop it I do like the I nearly believed you then I like the other one which is um what is it Boba Fett’s name is short for Robert fetuccini yeah well I mean that one’s true as you know yeah oh I keep getting stuck on the

Spot in this game I don’t know what’s going on oh no weird okay right oh [ __ ] I don’t think the alerts are come okay you might need to copy your alerts through Peter I don’t think they’re they’re playing oh they’re certainly showing on screen it must be

Something to do with the uh is it the uh you might need to copy over the source for the audio capture I have done but I must have done a thing to it um hang on this is the this is the fun it hosting a joint stream remotely it’s uh all sorts

Of teething issues I definitely so I put monitor only mute output which is the wrong thing to have done Monitor and output is you want me to replay that last one sure and maybe give us an ocean man as well cuz it was just it would

Have just been you singing it on your own it would have been here we go he’s back take me I see it in the mixer they can hear it presumably for the second time lord brovich is raided yeah it’s probably James’s fault isn’t it could be yeah could well be or

That’s not it we’ve also got this yeah yeah there we go speaking of girls Aloud did you know that Cheryl Cole’s full name is actually Joby CAW it was actually better the second time yeah it was wasn’t it I’m just I like that a lot raise that up a bit so

It doesn’t clash with my HUD maybe I could go tiny Hood there’s an option for really really small Hood I think in this game might do that Nick Gage thank you so much for the resub 40 months and it’s back to Minecraft the series that got me

To First subscribe cheers guys or girls that’s lovely goodness me I suppose if you go back 40 months it probably would have been lockedown wouldn’t it yeah yeah I suppose it would yeah mental I’m kind of surprised that someone watched yet another Minecraft stream uh with just a couple of idiot guys

Doing just rubbish was Ashton with us for that I don’t know no she wasn’t and they like yes one of her first streams was the Olympics we were back in the office yeah you’re right and uh yeah it was like yeah I’m going to subscribe to this channel because they’re doing

Minecraft making probably quite ugly buildings I think it was actually kind of honestly inspiring of us to play Minecraft evening chaps and chat bra my brand spanking new triple jump arriv today same my heating decided to break so thank you for helping me to fight oh

God it came at just the right time ship Chris a thank you chip Chris thank you chip Chris um there’s no good place for me to put the alert box where it doesn’t also overlay on top of my uh my HUD so deal with it everyone sorry you’re going

To have to just hash deal with it my shovels broken who’s put a piece of obsidian on this Farm yeah that was my mistake last time I did I did express my my frustration loudly are you able to get rid of it with that pickax in 15

Seconds I believe it will break and you won’t be able to pick it up yeah okay that’s good um I thought we were stuck with that forever I’m getting pushed by you should have seen you should have seen my [ __ ] perspective the last couple of streams it’s just just putting dirt down

What am I do I’ve dug the wrong I’ve dug a trench in the wrong [ __ ] place as well oh no oh we’re nearly there oh maybe I stopped D I got pushed at one point by what may have been you or an animal and

Uh oh yeah I did I did it may have restarted my dig I don’t know it’s get I can see the cracks there we go I did it no that’s in the right oh no it’s not it’s yeah you’re right it’s not in the right place um I [ __ ] it I’ve done

That before as well right well I picked up loads of wheat from that farm so I’m going to go turn it all into broad brovich uh yeah I’m I’m I’m interested in what that that person who was just banned said as well were they hateful or

Were they spam I’m wondering that yeah I always sort of want to know is it hateful or spam which one was it Crome elk thank you so much for the resub 58 months hey all hello to you hey all hey Crome milk uh it was spam oh it

Was spam that’s a shame I mean does make me feel a little better about I don’t like hate mail it’s not nice makes me feel sad you know sexy uh Crafters in your area yes I went with Crafters rather than sexy miners cuz that uh

That’s not oh my God he still said it on Minecraft brings back memories of lockdown Brian Butterfield Impressions Ben ho story and Peter crash bandicut streams simpler times man yeah good times hey guys do you feel like another deadly virus yeah hey remember noic for the deadly virus remember those good

Times stegosaurus thank you so much thank you very much it’s like when all the the old people in the 1960s were saying you know oh what a lovely War we need to have another War why would they say that I don’t know that seems silly yeah that thing what killed my

Brother it was great Great War one one of the better Wars that’s why they call it the Great War the Great War it was a great one just a top just a [ __ ] brilliant war that one do you have wheat from when we cleared out the farm cuz I can go and

Turn into bread you want make you want make bread if you like yeah yeah hang on I got 63 there it goes thank you I can save you some effort there as well you don’t have to put individual water blocks all the way across necessarily

Seriously if you just sort of do it in inas roing bus start to fill itself I’m looking for sexy shingles in my area osar very good stop we’re going to start refunding no cuz then he’ll just just do it more for free uh Oscar I’m uh I’m

Starting an erotic uh skin condition um business I’m also looking for erotic shingles in my area or sexy shingles disgusting disgusting yeah if you just do like occasional blocks of water it should eventually start to kind of oh is it more sensible than it used to be oh I

Broke the wheat well two two water blocks separate oh no no that’s fine blocks of water separated by one block of air will make water in the middle of the two water blocks so it kind of has it can make a bit of a chain reaction

Really if you uh in the middle of a chain reaction in the middle of a chain reaction yeah that’s a song it is by uh who do you associate that song with oh Christ I know it was an older song yeah that’s the thing I don’t even know who

The more recent was I think the more re the sort of most popular recent one was or most popular cover was steps um oh steps probably the one that you and I know best but uh I think it was the be and might even be older than that my

Hose broken oh no you broke can ho should we make I’ve I’ve hoed too hard a so many wheat seeds I’ve I love our storage system which it’s not even a bunch of stupid chests it’s a it’s Minecart chests yes um and get yeah uh okay I can make myself

A okay is that we doing I nearly made one but if you want me to if you’re making one then you go well I don’t have I I can make it out of wood actually that’s well there there’ll be iron in some of these oh there’s some here there’s iron in this this

Uh this mine cart here myself a shitty wooden hoe for now and then I’m going to complain when it breaks even though you’ve just given me a solution not even Stone wooden no not even Stone I don’t even have any stone tell you what when we build this Castle we’re going to need

Lots of stone there’s loads of it it’s all in the floor and stuff it’s all in the Flor it’s free yeah it’s literally growing out of the ground just get it just help yourself yeah um right what do I want so you’re making a farm I expanding the farm for more wheat

Yeah what about this castle that we’re making this Tower yes we need stone for that man Tower okay so right I’ll make some pigs we should tell you what we should build it slightly offshore I think you going say slightly off center just just to annoy her a

Bit we could bu yeah we could yeah we could I mean I want her to see it but I also wanted to be Maybe not immediately interesting like it’s surrounded by water we have to build up from the from the seabed with dirt and then we make a little platform that it

Sits on just like Ben Fort board just like Fort buoyant run by that man what killed a guy in in his military days and oh my God he did kill a man got away with it Leslie Grandam M Leslie murder boy yeah um also like um uh Le monan

Michelle who who’s that uh is he’s French you wouldn’t know no he sounds it he sounds French yeah um I’m continuing to expand my my Wasa doing a great job thank you it’s wet build a out says computer Gate 365 yeah okay we build it in the sea the

Moat comes Nature’s moat yeah it’s Nature’s moat otherwise I keep getting stuck on the same spot do you is that happening to you is that no I’m not getting stuck anywhere you might just be oh no see stuff like that keeps happening I keep moving and then I don’t

Move and I put somewhere something the wrong place that’s weird you think if you were going to have any like connectivity issues with the server it would be on the day when you were hosting the stream but apparently not and also I can keep turning and like

Clicking and stuff but I just seem to it’s like I’m walking in treal sometimes it’s really weird odd I don’t understand yeah uh move do you want me to just go and start digging some Stone yeah give them a good view yeah all right give the

View as a really nice please let me move I wonder if there’s like a little cave entrance around here somewhere I could just make my own but there we go I’d rather at least dig out a cave rather than um dig out the solid earth beneath my

Feet you are the wind beneath my feet m yeah just please let me walk okay there we are the farm expansion as much as I can be asked to do is nearly done excellent uh I need a bit more dirt got lots of [ __ ] in my inventory I must say mhm lots of

Bollocks there’s even more bollocks in uh in the chests which is good terrible no oh oh okay there’s a massive Ravine here okay that’s good that’s where we’ll get our Stone from but I’m going to actually run back and get some food cuz uh I’m not not a pro Minecraft player I

Didn’t think to bring any food or or um wood or anything um he Silly Billy yeah I’ve got an iron pick though which you can use to dig some Stone cool yeah I’d love that yeah that would make my life a lot easier good well I’ll give it to you

Right now get a hoing yeah can this hoe make it all the way around I don’t think so no it’s broken right before the end and why didn’t you tell me to make it out of iron uh don’t know can’t help but feel this is somehow James’s fault it could

Well be James’s fault I think yeah I think that guy’s up for a James award as well I know um oh just make another shitty [ __ ] hoe you’re running away from me and I can’t Sprint I’ve got a a pick that’s all right are you after do you

Want some of my melons uh all right thanks there you go oh my first Iron pck isn’t it iron pick don’t you think why do we have so much glass what’s that um so now I guess it was cooked up to make Windows in this did we

Finish this in the end did I did I finish the roof I mean there there’s a sort of scaffolding on this side so I assume not I well I know I finished this side um I just must have forgotten to take take this down there’s loads of scaffolding all around actually there’s

That there as well but I think I did the roof on the other side too just remove this I store any glass in here absolutely not all these chests are full of absolute [ __ ] let’s move some of this stuff over uh Cobblestone slab Birch planks obsidian I’ve got loads of

Bamboo yeah see if we wanted to be like sensible and constructive what we could do or what we I say could do as I’m suggesting it what we could have done uh this week is you know make a like a nice neat story system or something like that

But but no that sounds like a that sounds like a girl job you know sounds like something a girl needs to tell us to do and we reluctantly do it what we need to do is build a big Stone dick yeah yeah I think so that feels more

Important to me right now someone who’s responsible will tell us to do that another time but I’m not feeling very responsible today no no there’s a there’s an unfinished backside to this thing as well which I was not made aware of there’s a room on the back of the the

House that like goes out into the sea that sounds like a secret ashon job yeah it does yeah okay oh um well I’m going to go start uh digging out some Stone I think yeah nice I am going to begin constructing a plinth o plinth good word for us to build upon a

Shadow okay let’s take some wood that is French for um Bungalow by the way uh chatau yeah don’t know if you knew that as in I shat over the balcony exactly I see you’ve you’ve done this before I’ve spoken French before yes you have all right come here

Chickens I’m going to make you do babies hell yes they say a baby we B babies I’m stuck on the smart again okay no chicken no Escape for you oh loads of coal good good good make make torches hey guys this is your last chance to take advantage of the Black Friday

Sale over on triple jump shop.com 50% of everything on the store yeah ends on Sunday indeed you too could be the proud owner of uh you know some fancy some fancy threads or a bble or um I think didn’t didn’t merch man who she remain nameless for merman yeah Steven Merchant

Uh didn’t he tell us that there were a couple of limited edition albums left the the Christmas song I think oh the Christmas ones yeah very few of those I think a couple of Christmas songs from last last year or whatever it was it was last year wasn’t it Last Christmas I

Think they still remain so if you I mean they might be gone by now but if you want to head over and you can see it listed I presume that means it’s still available um so you could get yourselves a copy of our special Christmas song uh on dis dis dis

Nice there’s load of meat in the chest I’m going to cook it up ho ho be and gang hope you’re all well a bit late due to having a good old fun session of overtime how is the craft mining going very well you know how it’ be

Thank you Jack Bradshaw for the 100 bits uh thank you Jack good on you for doing your overtime um the craft mining is going well and by that I mean we currently have I don’t know how many players because I don’t have twitch open but uh sorry viewers we currently have X

Number of viewers watching me dig out some Stone um sick I don’t know maybe people find it therapeutic is it like ASMR there’s got there’s got to be right yeah that’s got to be the only reason I think so that’s the only reason they’re watching yeah they’re not interested in

Us no I mean who would be not me I’m not okay right how do I get down quick there we go there we go cool what are you doing where are you I’m digging a plinth for the castle oh yes you did just say that how many blocks by how many blocks do

You think we should build it on well if we want to make it tall maybe we should make it not particularly wide so that we can limit the number of uh resources required to actually make it if we make it really wide as well then it’s going

To take us forever and too much too much stuff will be required do you think we should have a ladder going to the top or do you think we should have a spiral staircase cuz the spiral staircase obviously would require a little bit more real estate mhm it would um I mean

A ladder would yeah as you say ladder would be easier smaller cheaper but is it as cool mm I mean maybe for now we should just build well yeah I don’t know we I guess we need to decide don’t we do you know what I think 3×3 would do a

Spiral staircase am I correct yeah that’s what I was going to say we could just do make it basically as wide as a spiral staircase and not much wider at all so yeah let’s do let’s do that then man I think it might need a 3X3 inner

Foot print so it would have to be what’s that 5x five yes okay I’m doing it it’s happening okay I used to have a spiral staircase in my old flat it was awful to use when drunk oh no God I can I can imagine terrible there we go let’s pop down

And I don’t know what would be more enjoyable for people to watch you mining or me dunking myself to the sea floor and then placing sand yeah I mean that’s probably worse cuz you can barely see a thing in fact have I got this on full bright mode cuz uh streams don’t necessarily

Like uh Graphics fancy brightness bright yes I have okay good we go one two three four oh no five it’s the office Christmas party tomorrow it is yeah very excited about that have a great time I’m sure yeah it should be good open bar what can go wrong

Nothing we going to have a great time H physics ladies and gentlemen look at this my goodness look at that I don’t I can’t actually see it but look at that the edge of water the Edge of Reason is that the new Avatar yeah one two 3 four I declare a thumb

War yes that also was getting really cross today uh at the end end of the working day yeah because um oh no what happened I was just trying to record downstairs and there was so much stomping and pacing around not just stomping up and down the stairs but pacing around in the

Kitchenet which is directly above where you record in our studio or in our office um and I was just sort of yelling to myself not loud I wasn’t yelling at them I was just going like sit the [ __ ] down oh man I’ve done that as well did you remember when we used to

Try and record stuff and I I actively hopped up on the Stream over and hammered on the seene yeah yeah I do like an old lady with a broom yeah yeah drives you to Madness that it does it’s a creaky building anyway but people do forget that there is a recording studio

Downstairs and they some people also do just go down the stairs as loud as they can you know some heavy footed people in that office um just like how AA mil wrote uh what was it like wiy the poo is coming down the stairs Thump Thump Thump yeah exactly cultaholic are coming down

The stairs Thump Thump Thump yeah I’m hesitant to name and shame any of our team because I think that I I I’m vaguely aware of the noise profile of each of them I don’t feel like it’s them and there are you know it’s not all it’s not everyone uh you

Know on on either side of our Network CU I can name I can name and unshame specifically I’m pretty sure Jack King good boy Jack King I think I’ve noted I’ve heard him sneak when he’s come through the door sneaky he’s heard that’s that I’m recording in there you

Can hear someone trying their very best to go up those stairs without making a noise which is physically impossible but he at least seems to make those attempts so uh very respectful good respectful boy Jack yeah you know who it is who James Jenkins J it’s James Jenkins isn’t

It it’s got to be he’s going to win loudest James at the James Awards yes some of your thank you very much for uh subscribing via Prime for 21 months thank you 2 months here on W 21 months subbed here on Twitch sorry go ahead uh what a ride

Thrilled to be here for another fume Fume that sounded like when you get Siri to read that big number yeah yeah she sort of breaks yeah he just said that your name is a a a and she goes oh it’s so creepy why where do the consonants come from it’s just A’s Series yeah it doesn’t make any

Sense how much Lim biscuit do you think we played at the Christmas party oh uh I don’t know is there an option for um oh yeah because it’s it’s going to be like a is it a DJ is a DJ there was quite a

Lot of Lim get last year but I feel that was a hangover from the summer party when everyone everyone went for it I think I actually have oh man I tell you what let me see if I can find them they might be on my work PC actually but I’m fairly

Sure I have the the audio of the video recording of James Jenkins Lim biscuit on karaoke do you think James Jenkins would would want that well that’s the thing would he mind would he mind I don’t know cuz he did it in front of all those families yeah that’s true that’s [Laughter]

True so I might have to you know what we might have to check with him before we play that but I do have it saved cuz it was fantastic it’s a really transcendental experience mhm maybe I’m just a little [ __ ] up I’m sure these listeners sorry viewers let’s face it they’re not

Watching much uh I’m sure these listeners um um would wouldn’t dream of uh James Jenkins ever saying [ __ ] up no he’s too polite yeah I don’t think they believe you oh well that’s two PS worth of stone um my inventory currently says 64 64 64 6435 Zulan which is oh okay that’s a

That’s a complicated one that yeah um it’s in binary I think or something right you played it on the podcast okay never mind then I doubt we asked his permission for that either so so it’s fair game then cuz it’s already out there yeah it’s already out there so

It’s probably fine maybe one day James will run for political office don’t sabotage our future PM yeah true vote Jenkins you vote for him would you I would 100% Vape Nation Vape Nation I know you’ll be loving this [ __ ] right here l m PBP right here uh Oscar x-ray thank you very

Much thank you Oscar I thought you were able to swim fast in this game the same way you can Sprint but I am not swimming very fast at all do you have food I have full food I’ve got like 120 bits of melon in my pocket so I should be fine

Theoretically now I know you be loving this [ __ ] right here is this your plint this Sandy Sandy thing what’s up oh yeah I’m I’m putting a so the the raised bit is where we’ll build and I’m just putting a a lower sheath is that right sheath yeah

I think that’s the medieval term the sheath yes the Sandy sheath um is just going to surround it should I check I’m getting a bit more sand the chest for sand there might be some in the chest as well I think I’ve stolen all the sand from the chest

So I only need a little bit more but I don’t have a shovel and I’ll be [ __ ] if I’m making one whoa you can’t you you won’t make me do it can’t make me won’t make me you can’t won’t make me do it nah um no no sand in

The in the chest you got it all I’ve plundered yeah I mean that’s true actually I’ve never heard robot lady curse before I don’t know how you managed to make her do that did she did she actually swear or did she just read the sentence for

That she said [ __ ] I don’t think I noticed that I can play it for you again here it comes yeah I’d love love to hear it I know you’ll be loving this [ __ ] right here PBP right here oh Peter what button have I pressed to make me hold

Sand in my left hand oh God uh q no that’s throw r f f f thank you okay that was it I’m fixed now as if I need to dual fist sand yeah hey look we all need to duel fist sand occasionally in life we do it’s course yeah it does get everywhere

Does give me that give me that [ __ ] sand added one full column to the sheath oh thank you so much you’re welcome I’m very slow do how are you doing food wise you want some more uh I’m all right thanks in fact I left meat cooking in the furnace helped yourself

Oh no it’ll be burnt burnt to a crisp no one’s monitoring it foolishly even for the center piles I really went legit and I just did it all sand where I could have just put some dirt near the top and then put sand on

Top mhm it’s a full stack of sand it’s a proper column oh I see yeah you could have yeah you’ve used a lot of sound for the middle there I believe there was some sort of Bible story maybe about building your Castle on a on Sand

Instead of on Sand but I can’t really remember it might have actually said that hey Sand’s pretty [ __ ] sick building material so everyone should build on there s’s a good foundation I think is what Jesus said yeah he did say that he said and also said listen if

You’re craving that last square of chocolate you should treat yourself the world is hard yeah that’s true and my dad kind of [ __ ] that sorry eat the chocolate enjoy yourselves life is short yeah you can put that on a tea towel if you want guys bot put Jesus Jesus Christ

Uh 32 ad yes he said it just before he died it was one of the last things he said was you know what eat that [ __ ] chocolate yeah well you know literally too short and he said you know what 2,000 years that’s going to make a lot more sense

Yeah that’s right there’s also Coldplay I think who said something about building on pillars of salt and pillars of sand really they’re just as just as important they are modern prophets yes yes they are okay the rad man build his house upon the sand says chip sorry Chris

Thompson’s thumbs um Chris Thompson yes is that what it says in the Bible and the man who shall build his house on Sand he shall be rad and I will see that it is good rad the book of of rules boss book of book of rad right there’s actually way more sand

Needed than I thought and this is taking [ __ ] ages but I’m nearly there and then I’m going to help you I’m going to help you get some cobbly Stone I’m not cobbling anymore I’m getting sand oh you’re sanding it for the pillar oh thanks man we’ve only got two signs left

So I’ll get a full stack and I’ll come back and we’ll see how we’re doing we I’ve got pretty much a full stack here so sick that might okay you have to be fully submerged in water to swim fast yeah I noticed that yeah that’s annoying

I’ve been just above the surface cuz you know I want to breathe and not drown can’t swim fast and breathe at the same time no who do you think you are insane bolt whoa has ttj ever done blade for worst games ever no we haven’t oh I don’t I

Looked at blade once yeah we might have I think the reviews might have been good enough that people would definitely remember it fondly it’s one of those maybe I might be mistaken but I think it might straddle the line yeah I think it might upset people which we are always in the habit

Of doing with our rank lists but you you know hey good news Ben we only need two more cubes of sand oh my god I’ve got 56 I’m on my way amazing I’m going to build it 56 High just to make sure this wasn’t a wasted

Trip I’m on my way slowly oh it’s peaceful on under the water I must say it’s very nice down here um here come here he comes oh took damage were we drowning there I was drowning slightly that’s the the pay what’s am I trying to say the tradeoff

For going fast yeah that’s true we’ve just established this so uh I have quite a lot of cobs oh cheers man yeah should I build a nice draw bridge or do you want me to get Kraken on the I feel like you should start building something cuz

That would make that would make for nice viewing true uh should I build a bridge or do we want to swim out here because no guys allowed oops uh Good Start although if we if we put a bridge on there then we can put several signs you know warning

Her that she can’t go any further if she breaks all the rules then then you know she’s been warned several times she can’t pretend that she hasn’t seen it cuz she was worn several several times yeah you could make a like a wooden bridge coming out

From from the mainland yeah I might I might mix a match with with carb and uh carbon wood whatever you like yeah I’m going to make it look real good I believe it was the Bible that said London Bridge is falling down build it up with cob and wood wasn’t it I’ve

Read that we learned about that in school yeah off of school mhm do you remember London Bridge off of school yeah I do yeah build it up with uh you know scon and cakes or something something quite British gum and twigs yeah build it up with Gand Twigs Gand

Twigs oh Brown terracotta looks an awful lot like dark oak log useful yeah there’s definitely too many there are too many uh blocks in this game now with Notch please oh wait oh wait he’s a he’s a Bend yeah you know El who else is a bellend and

Who’s continued to be a bellend today mhm Elon Musk have you seen what he’s done today I I make a habit of not knowing what Elon Musk does yeah I’d rather not if uh but you know sometimes it’s just there it’s presented to you um yeah he’s

Basically just he’s done an interview on I don’t even know what it was New York Times something maybe I don’t know he did a live interview in front of an audience and he was asked how do you feel about the fact that Disney for instance and other large corporations

Don’t really want to advertise anymore on X and he just said you know what if you’re going to try and blackmail me uh with money go [ __ ] yourself Elon Musk did you know that his full name is actually elongated muskrat Oscar XR I think you could be

Right I didn’t know that but I believe it sounds right to me so it’s was he thinks he’s being blackmailed yeah because I guess they’ve just said it’s not worth it we want a better price or something and he’s just publicly on live on air said Bob Iger go [ __ ] yourself I

Mean Bob Iger you know no love lost between me and Bob me and Robert yeah you you guys famously don’t get along you uh but still you don’t go on live TV and say [ __ ] you Bob AER um he’s a billionaire he’ll just pay the fine yeah

God look how big that Tower is is it big is that how you like it is that what what you want yeah that is kind of what I was expecting if if I came back around the corner and you’d done it three blocks high I’d be wondering what was

Going on should It Go taller it should go as tall as you can make it I think it should be comically tall so you can’t see the top yeah maybe we should leave a message on a a secret message on a sign because we know Ashton

We’ve known her for a while we’ve worked with her for a long time now even though it’s not been that long no she’s going to break the rules and she’s going to go in the tower she she’s going to she’s going to cross the bridge

She’s going to see the sign that says no girls allowed and she’s going to go you know what I’m going to do exactly that yeah because you told me not to yeah she’s going to go in the tower so we should put a sign at the top with uh

With with like uh just the worst punch line ever yeah like like at the bottom oh I see yeah it should be the lead into the joke mhm and when like like a de nuts joke yeah she climbs all the way to the top and it’s the worst payoff ever yeah

I like it or a sign that says Rick roll. MP4 and then she and then she’s or like you lost the game you know something that she would label as chugi that we would find really funny yeah because we’re old now are you ready to watch me

360 possibly 720 no scope off the top of this Tower well don’t say you can 720 if you’re not going to 720 I’m you’re on the wrong Corner though you need to come I’m I’m going to do a running jump off here I’m watching

Okay who that was a 720 man I saw think so I think it was a 720 I saw two revolutions that was incredible I had to adjust my mouse back to the starting point halfway down the fall oh it’s not as tall as it felt actually looking back

At it it still looks pretty tall I’ve got I’ve got a stack if you want it oh yeah that do you need to build up the stairs inside well I mean both yeah it depends what I might make the stairs out of wood or something just to mix it up

But uh yeah I’m going to build the I’m going to build the bridge out of wood and then I’ve got some stone wall to go along the side of it great look nice click nice mhm where’s my mud at there’s my mud got loads of mud you want to

Build a tower we should have brought built a mud Tower shouldn’t we that would have showed her a mud tower that would have been great yeah go to a [ __ ] comedy show and not play Minecraft with us we built a mud Tower are you jealous now

Mhm bet you are bet you’re jealous bet you’re actually watching right now I bet you bet you’ve snuck off to the toilets bet you’re secretly watching us play Minecraft yeah how’d that work out not so well huh huh going to the comedy show you could have you could have played mud Tower

With us this could have been you could have done mud Tower with the boys but no nah watching a comedy show with your loving partner uh gross disgusting well she did say to me uh cuz it was just me and her at the office before I left

Today and she said um man uh she was still there it was quite late and I was like oh you still here doing a late one I was I was like oh you’re waiting aren’t you cuz you’re going to your comedy show so you’re not going to go

Home and she said yeah it sucks though to uh you know cuz I’ve fallen in love with a man who um uh doesn’t leave home when I ask him to or forgets when he’s supposed to leave home and now we don’t now we don’t have time to get food so um

Oh no that sounds I can hear it in her voice that was probably said very passive gr she does love him though yeah she does but now she loves him and is hungry so yeah that’s exactly what she said yeah I’ve made a [ __ ] meal out of

That bridge Jesus Christ oh my God uh I was bobbing along the water while I was placing it so it’s not gone very well don’t have an ax so I’m going to punch it down all right oh God yeah yeah good start Good Start just just stairs not doing what they’re supposed

To oh [ __ ] they aren’t even married I know it’s positively sinful isn’t it right to hell right to hell or right to hell ride to Hell R to hell I was like what why you I don’t understand the reference well I didn’t want to didn’t want to take you off guard

But joining the Discord call now it’s the protagonist of ride to Hell retribution Barry sex in clothes Barry yeah that’s what I was going to say Barry man who has sex in overalls I might not have said Barry but uh yeah similar similar first name Barry or similar slowly placing these [ __ ]

Blocks very dry hump very dry the driest hump oh man chaing G Lord okay I’m going to need some more wood oops do we have more Oak plonks I’ve got dark oak plunks but not the kind of Oak you’re using not good enough that’s not what I’m after I’m afraid

We got jungle planks one Oak plankk what’s in here Birch plant I can hear pipper out there squeaking well we picked up all sorts of interesting stuff on the way over didn’t we these chests have some fascinating things in them yeah yeah we got like Enchanted stuff and got a clock clock

Lock right I can make some more Oak planks I can make bloody loads of them pipper where are you squeaking away pepper oh she’s running about she’s being a pest oh no she is squeaking Discord maybe is probably filtering that out yeah I don’t hear that okay we’ got a spiral

Staircase hi pipper it’s just a question if we want to make it bigger is pipper on I can you want me to switch to FaceCam is pipper there uh you can yeah I’ll I can hold her up for sure if you go back to FaceCam uh Hey pipper

Oh no that’s the wrong one there we go and bring Ben back bring back Ben there he is and real cat confirmed I don’t know if I heard it I think it still canceled it out but had her moment now cat cat cat it’s very impressive for an AI cat

Isn’t it yeah yeah it is the technolog come a long way Mhm okay what I’m most afraid of though is it’s going to take work from real cats that’s the thing yeah they need to unionize M Mize yeah come on good right and slowly I’m I’m now plac I’ve got so many stacks of oak logs now

So if you want any you let me know I’m good for wood oak out the the Wazoo oh no not the Wazoo you need to see a doctor yeah Ben is quiet on the face cam screen yeah this is one of the fun things about yeah these joint streams is

That they’re they’re different they’re technically different inputs yeah for the different screens so Peter has to tweak each one yeah for the next time I’ll I’ll change it so that even on the face cam screen we’re using this setup probably if if that’s possible which I think it is um

Yeah I got it all working quite well I think mixed mixed reasonably well on the game playay and then we went live on Facecam and the first thing people were saying in chat is Ben’s a bit quiet so I had to turn you up and then when we came

Back to gameplay I had to turn you down again but hopefully it’s all all right um but we will fix it next time we’ll fix it in post we’ll fix it in post guys did you know chugi is a famous enough term to have its own Wikipedia

Page the page states that the term was originated on the internet in 2013 By Millennials oh described as something or someone who is outdated trying too hard to be trendy or lacking in style and originality things describ as chugi include mum jeans live laugh love signs yeah minion

Memes and anything that has girl boss on it all that and yet I never heard of chugi before I heard Ashton use it right so it was made by Millennials to describe Old like Boomers and then genz have weaponized it against oh did you die yeah I just sort

Of kind of intentionally I just jumped off on top of where you were standing but don’t know don’t know why I did that oh I see all your stuff I picked up your experience and nothing else okay fine um so that’s weird though because ironic Al

I don’t think I ever heard the word chugi at the time I’ve only heard it since I have become chugi yeah is this how it works also girl boss is like it feels like a quintessential gen Z phrase it does a bit Yeah although I imagine it’s sort of

Ironic isn’t it yeah girl boss like it’s used in a sort of not a mocking way but you know what I mean like it’s uh go girl boss gas light whatever the [ __ ] the most of it is yeah Ashton would know but she’s she’s got plops so go boss gas like genocide or

Something yeah that’s it I think that’s the that’s the one well I think I might have to go and dig more more Stone out bloody hell sorry dude sorry viewers uh oh there there’s loads of iron jeez going to go and do two more picks worth of stone and then that will be

Enough for the castle I think yeah just need some sticks you didn’t accidentally pick pick up sticks did you when um I’ve got loads of wood that can be turned into sticks okay I mean yeah I have as well actually I just use my own my own

Plonks but thank you very much all the same oh you you’re very welcome um yeah you should refer to peiti as your boy boss what what does that mean what’s that one oh d is a boy what the [ __ ] is a boy boss please I mean I I I understand the

Individual parts of it but is that like uplifting is it disrespectful will he fire us if we say that to him if we say yes boy boss oh no it’s just I suppose it’s just the opposite of girl boss isn’t it yeah maybe there’s nothing more to it

Than that God we’re well chy aren’t we we are a bit yeah chy as [ __ ] where’s that Raven gone how can I lose an enormous Ravine you should put a big uh Big Nerd pole next nerd pole yeah that’s probably a pretty chy thing to

Say do you think they still call it nerd pole in Minecraft in the in the current Minecraft Community dor stick floss stand floss FL you know like flossing yeah very jenzy yeah flossing J is love flossing they do oh I nearly had a they had a nightmare there where I came to the

Surface of the water and there was Stone above my head I thought oh no bloody hell you don’t want that cheers guys lovely Bridge thanks for my I’m glad you enjoyed the stunt there was a stunt yeah I did another I think it was just a 360 that

One but uh definitely didn’t scope no scope no scoping this time okay well I didn’t I didn’t miss too much then no you do stunts every day yeah so I’m all right I’m all right missing one mad stunts actually not just stunts mad stunts yeah the maddest of stunts he’s a stunt man

Whoa need some torches we got any coal anywhere probably not yeah there’s 10 coal somewhere although didn’t you you were cooking up some cooking some meat I did I did some cook up some meat for my sins I did there’s still a bit of coal in there

Though I will use it to make torches found we had some coal more Coal 48 torches 48 Goodness Me 48 torches have you seen the price of coals they’re pretty expensive we haven’t [ __ ] found any have we so 20 quid a gr I wonder if this been inflation on the price of coal since that guy first spoke to me you think it’s about might

Be 25 quid a gr now God coals are so expensive they are both of our houses are built on coal mines so we probably just just go help ourselves I’m literally sitting on a coal mine right now a cold mine cold mine yeah it’s quite hard not to be

Built on top of a coal mine in the Northeast it is um but there is a house on my estate that is built on a coal shaft which has just been sort of capped over which would terrify me would be scary as [ __ ] yeah but they bought

It yeah I wouldn’t want that who spooky I mean we’ve got we’ve got 10year structural warranty on these houses so as long as they move out in 9 years and 11 months it doesn’t matter if it falls down coal is a luxury item so I imagine

It’ll be taxed along with it Coal’s a tax right I’m sure calls probably yeah from Context we think it’s a drug so it’s probably taxed and legal mhm a controlled substance which means the tax man controls it and it’s okay to buy yes possession of a controlled substance these are

Facts we will not be taking questions at this time no is there a warranty on ghosts says coly wooly uh don’t know could be I can hear voices in my house which is slightly concerning given that there’s only Amy here she’s either talking to herself

Or or uh you hear voices in your house she’s I hear her well I hear one person talking so she’s either talking to herself or she’s on the phone or there’s a ghost or it’s a ghost that’s the only possible other option may or may not be

Under warranty or oh my God a is here oh goodness has it got two llamas yeah he is he just pushed me out the way he’s out the front of the house oh what’s he uh what’s he selling what’s he pedling I’m trying to catch up he’s gone into

Our he’s trying to go in our house Punk he’s selling white tulips uh a horn coral block two small drip leaes right a birch sapling he’s making lots of noise an orange Dy or gun in my house they talk to me they under Mouse what thank you very much o x

Is that a reference to something that is it is it’s a wrestling it’s a wrestling is it is it okay it’s a it’s very close to a wrestling until we got to Mouse IES in my head in my house sorry oh is he humming is that what he’s

Doing H oh he’s he’s been really vocal the llama’s making noise yeah they are they sound like they’re about to spit at someone where is he where’s he gone has he wandered into the house I like how he’s selling he is he’s G in the house he’s left his llamas

Outside oh has he I thought they were attached to him well so did I but he’s I mean come look at this guy okay you know what I will he’s in the house he’s left his llas out front kill him and take his llamas I mean we could his llamas are just looking

Through the window confused they seem to be untethered now but they didn’t drop any lassus lassos lassos lasses lasses having to dig a staircase out the side of a hill here hang on oh no I don’t know if he’s still in the house now he better I don’t have eyes on the

Man anymore oh no do you have eyes on the llamas I have uh oh [ __ ] no I don’t oh no is he gone i’ only I have eyes on I have eyes on yeah I have eyes on the llamas okay they’re definitely not attached to him yeah he’s still in the

He’s in the ruined structure at the back that was right oh God I think these guys are going to spit at me I see them yeah I think if come back now I think if you punch them they do actually spit at you yeah look there he

Is what’s he doing him he’s just standing on the bed our house get the [ __ ] out of here Man Muddy Trader boots get the [ __ ] out of just cuz you don’t have a hold of your llamas anymore oh God they they have working up a real flam these llamas horrible noise

I might give one a punch and see what happens very brave will it spit no it’s just scared will it blend oh this one’s Blended it’s blending in well I’m glad to have met him oh I found a new cave I don’t have to go back to the big

Ravine Oscar x-ray is meeting Papa Shango on the 10th who if he exists sounds like an interesting person mhm that is a wrestler that was a wrestler mhm oh my God he did he dropped both his lassus we have lassus oh that’s weird why has he dropped his

Lassus do you think maybe leads they’re called leads we have leads and we have a saddle as well this is we could get a horse Peter we I think we’ve got one saddle already in the um we do in the chest yeah we have a saddle in the chest

And we have two leads so we could go and get ourselves a horse now that takes me back remember when we built the horse Jing Arena remember that whole [ __ ] debacle about trying to find saddles that was like two streams yeah yeah is this is this guy moving in

I don’t think I don’t think that’s how it works I think they he’s not leaving I think he’s kind of confused cuz he’s lost his leads so he doesn’t know how to do it anymore that’s very odd I wonder if it’s because he went into a building

And his llamas maybe were caught on something and if he goes too far away maybe it just breaks the leads I’ve never known that happen though that the leads just drop off like that it’s weird isn’t it it was more than two streams says boring

L yeah May well have been it was it was an entire week of Our Lives yeah oh my God what are those noises oh you’re right someone’s someone’s chugging potions I just heard like loads of potion noises someone’s invisible outside who is it what it’s him he’s drunk some

Invisibility potion I can see bubbles coming off him and he just HED at me when I came close weird maybe that’s how he leaves maybe he goes invisible and then they just despawn the character after a while yeah little creep little pervert is what he Is hipper is going mental the Llama is climbing the stairs I repeat the Llama is climbing the stairs glad to hear it of course as we all know llamas can go upstairs but not down them um no so it will be stuck there forever there’s an urban legend I don’t

Think it’s I’d like to think it’s not true that um you know the cows on the town Mo in Newcastle maybe you don’t know cows on the Town Mall where’s that there’s a there’s a thing called the town Mo which isn’t a Moore I don’t know why it’s

Called the town Mo it’s just that massive massive green area where like you know they put like hopping Fair on there and oh yes near where you used to live yeah well it it it extends a lot further than that but that’s part of it

Yeah um and uh it has cows on it and there’s like probably some sort of ancient grazing rights that like you know those cows belong to Farmers who don’t own the land or something and there’s all this stuff but anyway there’s these cows wondering around and

They’re kind of a bit sort of loose foot loose and fancy free and there is an urban legend that students at one of the universities I don’t know which one brought a cow into one of the buildings and they managed to get it into the lift

But it then couldn’t be removed from the lift and so it was it was shot I remember you saying this yeah this might have been on a pod perhaps probably I don’t think it’s true I think it’s just it probably any University that has cows

And a lift in that that’s oh I can see the Invisible Man yeah you see what I mean I just saw his particle effects here he is don’t get changed in front of him make sure you look around when you go to the toilet as well he is he is on the he’s

Around cows can go down lift shafts says Justin they can only go down and elevat I mean they can go down really fast yeah everyone knows a cow can go up a lift but it can’t go down one for some reason his leg bones don’t bend that way they

Just get nervous they don’t like it so uh yeah there you go probably not true hopefully not hopefully not and that cow’s name uh Albert Einstein Bessie oh that’s how he died I did enjoy um some months well probably probably a year or so before Oppenheimer came out uh a photo

Of um Albert Einstein was posted on Twitter and it said uh first look at Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer and someone replied underneath and said oh my God who’s he playing which is very good good yeah that’s good I like it oh what a good we yes uh right I’ve got so many

Seeds oh great and so much wheat big farm big farm that’s what you are you’re a big farmer Farm I’ve got so much Cobble now I’m going to use all of this to make it as tall as it’ll go and then that’s it stairs and then I might crenulate the

Top I believe is the technical term oh blim me don’t get crazy no I’ve got some cooa beans and some melons oh approaching your daily limit oh my God what I didn’t realize that was a thing well that’s not going to last us till the end of the stream no it’s not since

When have they implemented that we used to play for we used to play for ages on the uh on the [ __ ] what’s it called the lockdown days yeah did we what we do did we play more than 2 hours on lockdown days anyway we cly Play We for

2 hours even approached 2 hours yet what’s going on oh butd what going to do I don’t know I don’t know if I got anything else long you get per day I’m going to have to look at the terms of service try and work this [ __ ] out maybe that’s a new

Thing I feel ripped off yeah I mean that’s that’s what we would do oh I can’t plant the cocoa bean seeds here all right fine oh okay no coco for anyone no Co you didn’t go to school with Bill bti it’s his dad isn’t it William bti I think his dad’s

Nigel yeah could be it’s a Nigel peiti I hope that’s that’s public information you not just doxed his dad no the only reason I know about it is because it’s public information cuz I think he he he calls him [ __ ] pack right he’s done I think he does Christmas streams with him

Maybe I think there are a couple of nidos in my family they’re not Nigel Austins so don’t no need to look up any Nigel Austins cuz that’s not who they are but um it’s it’s one of those names that no one calls their child Nigel anymore you know

It’s like Darr why are there no more nigels don’t know I think it it was also one of those names where a bunch of nigels got together in a pub to do a little like nigon all the nigels yeah I was briefly in a Facebook group called Ben Potters

Of the World Unite oh really yeah I what fight but it wasn’t a Josh fight thankfully we’re all there and we said hi I’m also called Ben Potter and then I think some people who weren’t called Ben Potter somehow managed to join and then uh yeah all fell apart back when

Facebook was fun remember that mhm yeah you could just play keepy upes or like send someone a cocktail or something yeah play Farmville uh change your language to Pirate yeah those days mhm take me back long gone yeah long [ __ ] God now it’s just

Cyber bu yeah now it’s um oh what do you call it what’s what’s the uh what’s the brand called it’s still called Facebook but it’s um oh Meta Meta yeah yeah I hope that fails even more than it already has for tell you what it’s made it slightly more annoying to

Schedule a Facebook post um yeah on on videot and triple jump well triple jump we use social B but uh we do this much easier on you know when you got money to spend a budget oh [ __ ] who’s gone inside was that you me did you go inside

The house no someone’s just set off the bell I can hear it oh my God that’s why we installed the Bell it’s like a ring an alarm system I think that [ __ ] invisible pervert’s still around somewhere could be yeah don’t know where he is but he’s here where are you you invisible bastard

Come here it might have been a llama it was a llama oh it was a Lama he must still be around by extension right I think both of my grand yeah he is he’s out the front I can see his bubbles both of uh Samuel be music’s Grand granddad’s

Grandpas are called Larry oh wow Larry B music is is that his name Larry be farting Larry be old it’s funny having two two Larry’s right I’m nearly done with the bridge I’ve gone extra as Ashton might say probably it’s a lovely Bridge she’s going to want to go over it but she’s

Not allowed no it’s for boys oh Ben I’m three three cobs short [ __ ] I have to build I have to build a staircase up here anyway and I’m going to probably dig dig these ones out so that’s fine our black sheep have you any W is this uh you think it’s big enough

Now I hang on let me get a good look at it yeah that’s pretty stupid yeah I love it that’s great looks absurd from down here nice Bridge have you planted wheat on the bridge I know it’s just plank from afar I think so no Oscar x-ray has never met a Larry I

Don’t know if I would know that I’ve never met a Larry I don’t think I’ve ever been introduced to a Larry but I must no I’ve never spoken knowingly to a Larry oh there’s the Invisible Man he’s visible a he says want to go to the Bathroom huh I’ve got a lot of wheat how do I make bread out of the wheat uh just three wheat in a row three wheat in a row okay get ready for bread oh he’s he’s not invisible anymore did you just say that yeah damn look at him I think there was

A time in Minecraft that two people couldn’t use the same crafting bench but this is the world we’re living in now this is a world without Notch he’s not dead no unfortunately no that’s a that’s that was a a joke I would never wish I don’t wish him dead

It’s a joke guys no guys it’s a joke I don’t wish him dead I just wish him to not be a prick that’s all yeah it shouldn’t be hard should it to not be a prick Peter are you about yeah I’m right here that’s where’s that uh no I’m I’m

In the castle you’re in the castle okay I’ve got 47 uh bread oh fantastic I’ve got 15 bread thank you bread for the troops oh we passed 420 a while ago oh yeah we did why didn’t having too much fun why didn’t one of you guys pay

Actual money to let us know unbelievable that’s on you guys there what else have you got to spend your money on apart from our wonderful Black Friday s triple jum shop.com yeah did you have some cobs did you say as well uh I don’t have cobs oh no I

Mean it’s cob in parts of the world right that’s true it is yeah a bread cake you want some uh bread that would be lovely thank you here comes 24 bread thank you very much and how do I throw Q one pork thanks um right we’re nearly done with

This that’s a lot of St isn’t it and fortunately fortunately we the fall uh oh from that height just about okay definitely not from the top yeah no call Your Castle Fort Wy Fort Wy Fort Wy but it’s too close to Fort Wendy which Ashton may think it’s for girls we need

To call it for uh bollocks H yeah or or something similarly clever can you think of anything as clever as that no no I can’t I can’t think of anything as clever as Fort bollocks that’s pretty clever good I see what you did there it’s for but then has bollocks

After it has bollocks which is what we have yeah we could call it yeah that’s it see plumy beat me there I was I was going to say it not Fort girls for what we could call it Fort esles suggest Oscar right Oscar needs to

Calm down yeah um Oscar you need to you need to stop stop doing all the good jokes all right yeah it’s not fair taking our taking our job coming over here taking our jobs thank you very much what liver King Mega Alpha Tate oh my God can’t think of

Anything worse to title this place than that um okay what was I going to do I was going to make a a flight of stairs just one in fact we’ve already got one one of these chests one of these random ass [ __ ] chests oh bought Lynx Africa that’s a

Good one too yeah I like that gifted by Grandma aunts who don’t know you very well yeah what’s he into oh yeah not smelling like sweat yeah that’ll do he’s into smelling like sort of lab chemicals I don’t like the smell of lynx I think

It’s a teenage boy smell but uh I oh no I fell from it wasn’t even a high place it was about three blocks I was shocked to discover that actually a surprising amount of people in our office still use links yeah I still like that’s a bad thing clearly

It’s not I was just like as soon as I was old enough to buy something that wasn’t lyns I bought something that wasn’t Lynx yeah I mean my thing with lyns is that I think I think you can now get oh Jesus I’m just taking this too fast and

Falling down the stairs all the time um I think you can now get linkx actual antiperspirant but for a very long time Lynx was primarily came in the form of just a body spray which masks the smell of body smells rather than actually prevents you from sweating right uh you

Know I’ve always been an anti Pur Sprint kind of guy I’m not really I don’t just cover myself in body spray and hope that it overpowers anything else I’d rather not perspire um yes she’s the one who buys you links isn’t it antip antiperspirant yeah where’s your Ravine because I think what

Would really push the manliness of our our big dick Castle over the limit would be some lava going over the side oh it would wouldn’t it I mean I didn’t see any lava in there so um that adage definitely dig straight down yes I’m pretty sure I’ve gone past

Lava but I think it might have been where we first started there was some surface lava so I’m going to walk in a straight line until maybe there’s some surface lava and then I’ll come back oh that’s not going to work but I also kind

Of need a wee wee uh oh which is also very manly it is actually yeah it’s manly to need we is it girly to piss I don’t think so I think it’s I think it’s pretty cool yeah I think guys who piss are in full command of their senses mhm um

Big IQ on the boys that piss big ick IQ gives girls the ick um okay I’ve reached the sea so I haven’t gotten very far on my on my adventure to get lava but I’ll continue to look I am going to go for a Wii now right women women don’t I’m pretty sure

Women don’t we that’s true yeah I mean you’re you’re married to one of them mhm never seen a Wei doesn’t happen does it it’s not real it’s fake fake news fake poos fake poo Jesus okay I’ll be back in a second okay I’m uh as you can see dear viewers

I’m having to cannibalize every last block of Stone from this from this Castle all the nonvisible cubes this is the last one and I slightly [ __ ] up earlier and one of them dropped out the bottom but for oh no now I’m stuck in here I’ve just got enough to

Finish that and there are now missing cubes missing no in there but there we go now this is an issue what do I do about this uh hang on if I maybe get rid of this this might work keep if I build the floor at that level

You Bonk your head but if I build it here can you get out no a was all going so well the spiral staircase well I can do that if I so wish but that’s it well fine maybe I should do yeah maybe I should put wood all the way down there

No I won’t because it’s fun to jump down and die you need a roof to some of you need it I don’t know do I do I need a roof I could just remove this hole outside bit we just have a hello I’ve got a name for it oh yeah Fort

Chugi oh yeah I like that Fort chugi and I think we should do a chugi reference on each level on each level I came up with yes I mean there aren’t really levels Oh you mean every sort of twist of the Spiral where underneath every torch how’s that yeah okay I’ve got Gangnum

Style yeah for one I’ve got Harlem Shake mhm uh I’m going to need help with some more though um like some sort of Doge joke like wow much much uh much Doge much stairs yeah um how about uh my space yeah that could be one could that’s the

Reference let’s see how long it takes has cheeseburger I can has cheeseburger yeah that’s a good one she’s going to turn around and leave to get halfway up yeah I need to make some signs though I’m going to see how long it takes to fall down the middle of the staircase this is

This is good science that you’re doing and I appreciate wow it takes surprisingly long oh there’s alarm on the they’re both in the house still this tree is the flipping worst okay I’ve got 15 signs excellent yeah firing my laser sh theop I’m a charging my

Laser I’m not I didn’t even know that one uh what about all your base are belong to us that’s a good one I like that one um oh I’ve just done for I’ve just written fort fort that’s not good I’m going to make some more it’s a difficult

I built the plint in a bad place cuz it backs right onto the house there’s no I mean it’s not meant to be easy to get to I suppose is it no only for only for boys only for boys the boys see how do you spell it is it EU is it c

H e u g y I think I think so Richard maor suggests hamster dance Chi no girls I believe hamster dance was even misspelled I think it was spelled hamster dance in on the original Source can you go if I put a I don’t

Want to ruin the bridge but if I put a sign down on the floor can you walk through it you should be able to I think yeah okay what kind of signs did you make make what color uh b Oak Oak okay want them to all match right I

Don’t want that would be silly if they didn’t all look the same only boys allowed just going to I don’t think we should draw attention to it I we want her to find it on her own mhm yeah seriously oh that’s not Oak what oh jungle oh

No made jungle stairs by accident jungle I’ve made jungle signs jungle stairs jungle is oh man jungle is upset jungle is rubbish um uh jungle bollocked it up remember gang namam St huh do you oops do you remember what was the next one remember hi pipper hi har

Shake what was another one remember Myspace remember Myspace yeah um remember my space right what next what what was another one that was suggested uh uh we’ve had um I can has cheeseburger remember I can was it ha a z yeah and then chz B Burger I don’t remember how

Officially it was spelled but I think generally yes we’re going to need a we’re going to need a chat check on I can has cheeseburger yeah someone needs to have Know Your Meme open I think remember Chocolate Rain yes Nan cat Chocolate Rain planking yeah um we

Might not have we might have to do one on each side of the stairs remember Co Kobe 2012 Kobe Co con con con [Laughter] 2012 [ __ ] me someone please how do I spell I can has cheeseburger YT MN D was h s remember Gangam Style remember hem shake my space

Oops okay and then uh remember oh God what was it nanan cat yeah I’ll put Cony 2012 remember VHS yeah oh I nearly fell down the stairs I tell you what I’m going to go back down to the bottom and do the opposite side cuz I think we’ve got one for each side

Of the stairs okay yeah this is going to be a house of horrors for her remember ASL I’ve put ALS was it was ASL ice bucket challenge wasn’t it um a ALS wasn’t it uh oh yeah ASL is age sex location isn’t it

It stands for it was like a a kind of a specific kind of it was alss thank you thank you chat it was like a kind of a like a muscular distrophy distrophy something yeah um remember blanking have you done bbo yet I haven’t done bbo no I haven’t remember

B are you put question marks after these I am yeah yeah remember Chocolate Rain Chocolate Rain yeah that’s a good one I’m doing Chocolate Rain now um I’m going to put remember oh no smos is still going aren’t they they’ve just smos is still going smos is doing great from what I

Understand motor neuron disease that’s what it was yeah oh MSN yeah I’ll put that remember MSN remember harambe was 2016 though wasn’t it yeah that doesn’t feel like it was that long ago it’s not long ago enough probably uh did you do MSN Messenger I just put

MSN but I’ll change it to messenger yeah remember MSN Winks AOL dialup wasn’t really as much of a thing over here I don’t think quick time play is good quick time play I’m going remember flash I’ll do the Annoying Orange oh no remember Flash annoying oh um is new oh new grounds is

Still going as well I think new grounds is still going yeah some somehow all Long Johnson lime wire lime wire is a good one lme wire I thought remember RuneScape hey again still going yeah I guess it shouldn’t really be anything that’s still technically alive um remember Ask Jeeves remember Windows

XP ah oh oh god oh I just saw some chunks fall down you’re right yeah I need some more signs yeah I’ve run out of signs I have the material to make a fuckload of signs great I think I’ve got a crafting bench actually oh okay br oh

No I don’t and I don’t have enough wood oh I I have two hang on great let me make some let me make some more signs I got some sticks there you go and one Oak plank uh that one and I want to make [ __ ] loads of

Them right I’ve got seven there that I’ve thrown on the floor great I’ve need some more sticks and here’s another six there we go oh Line Rider what a shout have you got some as well yeah yeah I’ve got 16 okay yeah we’re going to have to confer with each other and

Make sure we’re not doubling up at this point but uh yeah I I didn’t remember going down this many stairs but clearly I did I’m going to do Line Rider okay this will be a real test for Ashton and have you done lime wire I’ve done lime wire I’ve done Line Rider

Okay I remember Windows 95 I just feel like XP is closer to Ashton not knowing it yeah she probably had seven she probably had XP for a bit remember when Ben was friend and not work colleague I know I don’t actually remember it was too long oh mini clip

Suggest C plumy it probably it might still be going is still going okay clip is still going um Neopets I think might still be going uh scary maze Hotel H Hotel Club Penguin Club Penguin is definitely something Ashton played I think yeah it’s a bit too recent

Mini clip is gone okay I’ll put mini clip okay I’m going to do per clumb remember unregistered hyper cam oh that’s good I like that H um fantastic pen pineapple Cube Luke that’s like something like 2 years old isn’t it pen pineapple Apple pen I think I don’t I’ve not even heard

Of that remember zoon zoon I only know that by name I can’t even think what it is it was uh Microsoft’s uh iPod competitor MP3 uh Peter Quill gets gets one at the end of Guardians of the Galaxy 2 he gets a zoom um remember game station remember Woolworth’s remember salad

Fingers remember orange Wednesdays that’s it that one that you’re doing there is the last one this is the last one okay I was going to do orange Wednesdays but let’s have a look mini dis players steak and cheese pogs Crazy Frog Crazy Frog badger badger badger yeah

Oh what do we reckon maybe we should have a I don’t oh what do we do I was going to say we should have a pole but what do you even put in the pole maybe badger badger that’s quite That’s a classic uh do I just do it’s just two

Badges isn’t it Toys are Us what about remember Woolworths Noor okay remember bad should we go to the bottom and have a look yeah what we could put one on every single cor we probably could I think between us we could manage we might have to slightly

Widen the scope for a few things that might still technically be alive but yeah we got 15 minutes left of the stream we can fit more chugs in here I wonder how long we got left on the the flipping server but oh God true yeah it’s it’s not going to when’s it going

To K oh I just did loads of w so was going around the corner whoops yeah maybe we should let’s just see what we got so far okay remember VHS I’ll let I’ll let you lead the way you’re the one who’s got the camera okay remember VHS well alternate you can read read

Some remember Gangnum Style remember planking remember Harlem Shake remember Chocolate Rain you remember Myspace hey remember the Annoying Orange do you remember I can has cheeseburger remember lime wire apparently we got two minutes left okay remember Nan cat remember Windows XP what about only 2012 hey my friend

Got really into that he bought all the stuff yeah remember Line Rider m I fell oh and I was having a drink where are you there that one yeah the next remember the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge uh remember unregistered I become to remember bibo remember zoon you remember MSN

Messenger hey you remember Woolworth’s remember flash remember badger badger remember ask Chief remember Salad Fingers what about mini clip and that’s it well I guess there’s room for one there actually I’m going to put um this is the big payoff at the top here um [ __ ] oh yeah we did say we were

Going to put a a punch line at the top didn’t we but about we do um Rick vidiots oh Rick Roll yeah MP4 MP4 computer geek 365 suggests remember D’s [Laughter] Nuts uh oh no oh no well it’s it’s ready are you in here are you in the

Same world as me could be are you in the same weird server that I am uh God there’s people flying around with leads and we must there’s SpongeBob adverts in here what the [ __ ] is happening oh I can see SpongeBob standing here oh look at

Him where are you are we in the same place uh is there a chat I see SpongeBob oh the frame rate’s dropped I assume that do you see Leonardo I’ve tried to type chat but yeah I see Leonardo and SpongeBob I’m standing in front of them H do you want to cross the

Bridge behind it so we get somewhere slightly less populated or go oh [ __ ] we there’s just a drop yeah but if you with standing in the same place and you can’t we can’t see each other how do I type I don’t know I tried to type hello but it

Won’t let me I can see portals through the world I it’s so weird all this stuff that people do in m inecraft all these all this like server stuff oh you have to link your disc yeah this is crazy isn’t it I mean this must make them so

Much money to be fair yeah they’ve got Nickelodeon adverts in here advertising PCS oh my God I jumped into a thing and now I’m playing Jellyfish Fields what’s going on collect slime throughout the course I don’t want to where did you go help this this a Nickelodeon

World oh yeah we can’t die I’m stuck I’m stuck on the spot Nickelodeon X mineart oh jeez man what do we do we need to clearly need to make two accounts with the same same world on it yeah I don’t think that’s possible there’s a mod flying around over here I

Think just bouncing all over the place weird how long do you get we’re probably on the starter pack right what am I on I’m on the starter pack it doesn’t tell me how long I get I’m stuck playing Nickelodeon golf I don’t oh I’ve got a a bow to

Shoot oh I can shoot myself oh that’s weird insufficient I need to buy credits in order to upgrade apparently oh don’t know what the hell that means weird well I’ve lost you I don’t know where you are no I’m I’m in like a mini game by accident I stepped on a

Thing I’m in round two of something yeah I don’t know what the [ __ ] happening I want to go back to our chug Tower we didn’t finish it I was about to suggest that on every single one of the the crenellations you put on top we could

Put de nuts oh we could have done it could be Dez nuts ha gotam Dez nuts ha godam de nuts had got them like over and over again and that would be really funny I bet she would find that so funny she would she think that’s great oh my

God guys this is really funny Jesus I got myself into a Golf Hall and it played the loudest sound effect I’ve ever heard I’m armed with a slime ball and I’m I’m on round two but there’s no one else playing in here with me but it’s it’s running like [ __ ] like there’s

Thousands of people in the same spot as me oh well can you see them all oh no I see what you mean yeah I’m not on a whole how do we play together I want to play together don’t know I’m I’m having quite a good time actually playing this

Slime golf oh man I can’t do [ __ ] on here you have to like launch your own body oh I’m now flying sorry everyone for the loud golf hole noise it’s fun until we actually get in Um oh where am I going now oh in there well oh my God what the [ __ ] going on well we’re not playing together anymore but yeah this is barely functioning whatever this is it’s barely functioning for me at least so I I don’t know what’s going on hey how about we take this

Opportunity to tell you that next week we will be streaming live reactions for the game awards M we will that will be on Thursday in place of our regular stream slot so if you’re in the UK if you want to stay up late well I don’t

Know the exact start time but it will be midnight or just after midnight yeah I think it is early hours be prepared for that that will of course be going on the vods channel after the fact as as well and uh yeah very exciting so come along let’s look at all the announcements

Maybe we’ll get a Grand Theft Auto trailer we don’t know when in early December they’re going to be releasing that no it might finish off the game awards who’s to say yeah it’s exting you had a list go out tonight as well didn’t you I did

It’s um 10 video game great video games about time Travel um it was also weirdest games ever week he well sorry I’m getting distracted by this game that I’m playing I’m having a good time but uh for for not that’s all right I’m just desperately trying to swallow my beverage and talk at the same time uh weirdest games ever week for

Non-patrons that will be out on Sunday it’s Mr mosquito which is an especially weird and honestly quite perverse Japanese video game where you play a mosquito yeah some you will be aware of it but yeah very bizarre so that’s coming and also on is it tomorrow I think it is

Isn’t it on patreon the Christmas episode of main menu goes out it’s the one we’ve been hyping up it’s nearly an hour long and it’s the worst most disgusting thing we’ve ever created MH um and we really hope you enjoy it just don’t be eating while you do it no so

Yeah just fair warning about that of course the podcast will be out on Saturday there’ll be no James J in stream tomorrow because we have the work Christmas party yes that’s right um there we are but uh next week streams should continue and uh as normal yes they should you having fun I

Am yeah yeah it’s really quite distracting I can kind of tell it’s fun you just you shoot a bow yeah and uh but then when you when you let go of string yeah it sends just yourself and you’re playing golf with your own body oh cool okay where I don’t even know

Where the hole is oh you in it you playing it now I am playing it but I feel like I’m the only person Lobby yeah I can’t see anyone else but you follow the yeah you collect the green things along the way and that should lead you

Towards um there should be like a a big Beacon that like shoots out the sky a great big white oh yeah this is cool yeah isn’t it this this is fun this is clever quite nicely floting as well the amazing thing about this is that Nickelodeon will have paid the M Hut

Guys to build this yeah guess so this is like someone’s job how cool is that it’s like being a Lego builder an official Lego like uh yeah there’s like a a proper title for that it’s like technician or something oh no that’s not the so just thinking logically for the

Next stream I assume you must get maybe two hours a day but seeing as we’ve done two streams of this so far and not had any issues only only the first one was the full two hours cuz last time we did the speedrun as well yeah maybe I started the server

Too soon possibly I started it at quarter 2 and we did run out about quarter two so yeah maybe you just shouldn’t start the server until we’re about to hop into it I guess just hope it works yeah yeah that’d be cool just going to play this now all

Night yeah should probably go and have some dinner at some point too yeah it’s easy to forget that you’re live on the internet at this this very moment it really is I’m having a bad time on this one actually I could do with restarting out of bounds one stroke

Penalty are we limping towards the 2hour Mark or are we need to just finish it’s 5 to8 we can uh we can definitely just finish because I don’t think either of us are even paying attention to hosting anymore at this point just enjoying golf um it’s great I’m not even playing golf

I’m just launching myself off cliffs okay well I’m going to switch back to face cam fair warning so you know put your trousers back on or whatever um and someone just yeah anyone play anyone play new Glo yet no no you should you should play Glo everyone yeah I would

Reply if you didn’t have to link your Discord account but I’m not doing that yeah it’s a wock ruined right yeah Glo gloth right um back to face cam here we are well there we go everyone I hope you enjoyed a little bit of Minecraft with Ben and myself and no stinky girls

Um no but next week well sorry next month next time we do a joint stream Ashton will find out all about the wonderful Castle hey why not like you know not spoil the surprise for her don’t tell her I mean she she is in charge of the vods so maybe she will

Just see it anyway but uh you know what if she does why you being such a cheat why are you being such a sneaky cheaty Ashton oh no yeah it’s different on this on this thing there we go Ben told me that he’s been muted yeah I need to I

Need to set the audio up equally on both scenes so that it I don’t have to remember to do that but there we go I think you’re audible now probably still actually but go hello oh God yeah hello I think you’re fine F I think you’re all

Right now I’m now I’m too loud yeah brilliant hey thank you so much for coming along guys we’ve enjoyed doing the sleepover stream for you and uh there will be another one next month it won’t be at the very end of the month obviously because we will be celebrating

Our holidays by sitting in our pants at home and not doing anything true true yeah but it will be God I mean I can I can have a look right now actually exactly when it will be obviously we’ll let you know uh ahead of time as and when things are happening I’m just

Padding while the while the while our spreadsheet loads uh we will be doing our sleepover stream on the 21st of December all being well mhm okay uh so we hope you join us again where Ashton will uh have the the Chug the Chug Tower unveiled to her yeah and we’ll see see

How many of those things she remembers right yeah almost none of them some of them she’ll have heard of some of them we should quiz on each one and ask her to describe what it is really reverse uh a reverse of Fates for us cuz normally

We’re the ones who are having to keep up with her yeah and now we have to test her knowledge some of those I think she will know but some of them she might not if we’re lucky so uh yeah maybe not thank you everyone for coming along thank you uh uh Chris

97 first time I’ve caught a stream and it was a lot of fun glad you enjoyed it thank you for being here we hope to see you on more streams if you’re able to come along live appreciate it hello to everyone in the VOD as well yes hello

Everyone in the VOD and uh thank you to Oscar x-ray for all of your your bits and your jokes throughout and thank you to those who gifted Subs at the beginning and those who subbed themselves all uh throughout and uh we had a donation as well which is a rare

Treat thank you to everyone who has contributed today it’s much appreciated cat it’s being sort of edited out initially we just being keyed out she doesn’t know what’s going on her up she was asleep ah there you go cat everyone oh she’s stretching oh she’s freaking out she’s fine she’s okay come on

Pipper there we are we did it everyone we finished the stream we limp we nearly limped to nine can we make it to nine do you think we could do uh it’s only two seconds away nine all right bye everyone bye everyone