EPIC Minecraft Smackdown! WHO DOMINATES?!

Let’s go a new survival world man i haven’t played minecraft in what like 40 years now i don’t even know well i mean everything looks pretty normal so i guess let’s just go back to the roots and get some wood i mean there’s got to be some changes by now right what just

Happened how did i just die oh great what do we have here seriously another unranked player unranked player what does that mean look can you just explain how i died from nothing come on really you should know that if you don’t mind wood within the first 15 seconds of a

World you will die what since when was that an update alright well i guess i got a speed run now let’s try this again alright just one piece of wood under 15 seconds come on please don’t die please don’t die and i am still alive wait what was that noise what since when

Are there leaderboards in minecraft wait how am i in 7 millionth place so 7 million people broke wood faster than i did what is minecraft like competitive now alright well even if minecraft is competitive i mean they can’t make competitive building right just one more block and two doors and we are good

Let’s go well good thing they didn’t take away dirt houses that would suck i’m just glad there’s no building contest or something that would be really unfair i wonder if wait what is this how did this house get here so fast who are you bro i am so excited

For this competition i decided to build a modern house and i think this one will definitely be a winner a winner what are you talking about oh i see you uh built the dirt house well uh you might have the best house at all three of us three

Of us what does that mean does that mean that oh no are you serious hey what do you think of this house i bet this is winning the contest for sure i am so confused right now what is happening i just wanted to build my dirt house all

Right everyone you know how the house contest works only two of you will win so let’s start the judging this one’s a solid 8 out of 10. i like this 8.5 out of 10. is this yours yeah i mean i just started so i only had dirt alright i’m

Gonna be honest with you this is by far the worst house i’ve ever seen in my entire career as a house judge so unfortunately you lose what i lose so what does that mean well we have to destroy it you’re not seriously gonna dang this is so weird so is everything

In minecraft competitive now wait was that a new personal record sound wait breaking grass is now competitive oh my god so i guess everything now is a competition then so i just have to find something that no one else has done before well i guess i could try

Something like this bro this has got to be guaranteed first place come on just three more and done let’s go fastest person to make an oak birch hybrid tree come on that’s gotta put me in first place on the leaderboards right yo no way i’m actually first place wait it

Doesn’t say what four what is it bro are you serious i gotta find something else come on come on this is gonna be the fastest minecraft speedrun in history if i do this no way i actually did it this was a four minute speed run no one’s done this

In history come on show me that first place baby wait are you serious second place for that there’s no way who could have beaten a time faster than four minutes rox mc with a time of negative two minutes wait that’s not even possible bro it’s not that hard all you

Gotta do is learn how to build a time machine are you serious i have to build a time machine to beat your speed runtime dude don’t listen to him he doesn’t know how to build a time machine we’re the ones who do it gotcha just

Forces us to do it for him look if you want me to build the time machine for you i’ll do it just help me get free from grocks and i can do it hey stop talking i can’t have anyone beating my speed run time i think i know what i can

Win at maybe i can set the record for the longest time disconnected from minecraft well if you go for the longest time without playing how do you know when to all right let’s do it it’s time to go for a world record and now i just

Have to wait i wonder how long he has to wait to get first in this one should i tell him should be any minute now