EPIC Minecraft SMP #20 – Insane Moments with jschlatt

Hey everyone welcome to the 20th episode on vanilla SFP my 20th stream here uh so as you might remember if you watched the stream earlier today my stream abruptly cut out I didn’t have a lot of time left on the on the stream uh during my lunch

Hour so I so I figured okay you know forget it I’ll just do another one today after work so here I am so uh not sure what we’re going to do today we’re going to sleep to start with uh what have I got here oh I still

Got all this andesite to sell to uh to those villagers eh yeah that’s what we were doing we were trying to get Unbreaking books for some of our for some of our tools so we’ll go to my nearby Village oh they’re up finally oh uh oh

Little bit of a mob issue here I See there we go hey buddy how’s it going uh where where’s where’s the stone cutter dude do you know where the stone cutter dude is you don’t know where the stone cutter dude is all right nobody knows anything around here you know these guys I mean they go to sleep

At night you know as if as if they’re not supposed to be working 24 hours a day you know what I’m saying they should always be on the freaking job right how about you uh got anything you no oh oh thank God we nerfed the creepers otherwise I would have Lo lost that

Farmer yes a long time ago I was asked to Nerf the creepers on this on this on this little world so okay where is that stone cutter that’s the thing with early morning in a in a village you know it’s like nobody’s around they’re just kind of talking to each other socializing you

Know it’s like uh where the heck are they I want my emeralds uh guys do you know where the stone cutter is what were you guys doing over there anyway jeez I mean and get get a room you know um yeah oh there’s a stone cutter dude man you live up there

No wonder I can never find you here buy some for me will you thank you thank you thank you have I got any stone left no I don’t a uh okay 45 emeralds you know what that’s enough for me to go get me at least one Unbreaking book you

Know what I’ll do I’m going to get that stone cutter guy some more andesite I shall get that stone cutter some more andesite oh I could have went through the uh through the portal instead of running back I’m so used to running back to this base look what they

Did to my stairs these these these guys on my server you know I mean they they it’s like I don’t even bother to fix the stairs anymore right cuz they you know they they’ll they’ll just flip them right back upside down anyway yeah it’s like what’s the point what’s the freaking

Point oh my god well you know at least it’s it’s quicker going down the stairs so uh we’re kind of looking at the idea of maybe putting a duck mod on this on this server I was uh hoping to put Untitled duck mod but it seems it hasn’t been updated since 1.9.2 so

Oh oh I could always sell these to the farmers every farmer loves pumpkins come on I can’t grow melons here anymore because you know one of our members melon Warrior is in fact a melon he’s a melon man so gets very upset if I start selling melons to to villagers you know

Cuz it’s like selling his family members so yeah gets kind of pissed about that so so I had to stop not pissed for real but you know what I mean okay let’s go get ourselves some andesite I went down the stairs too far I’m so used to always going going to the

Bottom oh climbing these these full height stairs is so difficult now so time consuming so slow it’s my punishment for harvesting melons okay let’s go find that andesite I think it’s down this way right oh here we go lots and lots of beautiful andesite who doesn’t love andesite oh andesite equals

Emeralds may not look like much but hey they love to buy it those those those villagers they love the Stuff well that’s true I put did I put efficiency 5 on it I did okay that’s good yeah that’s one of the tools I actually need the Unbreaking for otherwise this thing’s going to dissolve pretty soon yeah look at all that gravel yes only smash gets this excited about freaking gravel

Yeah hey man don’t diss my gravel oh I don’t have a lot of torches left eh huh huh I see so that’s the way it is okay oh well I’ll just keep mining down here why not right yeah sure there plenty of andesite down here underneath my broken ankles

Yeah we’re right at the Deep slate level what y level are we here zero we’re right at zero here dying so how much uh oh I got a lot of gravel here you know what I got a lot of I got a lot of um no smash not there

Let’s put one let’s put one let’s put one there got a lot of sugar boxes let’s use them right we’ll put the gravel in there for now and the granite and all the other crap that I can’t necessarily sell right now uh uh uh uh oh where’ all that deep slate come

From oh well anyway yeah I guess I don’t need fire reses at the moment so put that in there not wearing the wings either uh yeah good enough for now there we go I am going to get some emeralds so I can get my some more Unbreaking

Three I promise this won’t be a whole stream of me just mining just getting enough just so I can go do my Trading and you know what else I got to do is I should make a list of things that I should build uh somebody during the previous stream suggested I build a

Library so like a lot of bookcases especially the the new bookcases that you can actually put books on I love those so yeah probably on the second Flo of my of my Bas that’s something I should probably consider so I’ll probably do that wow there is a lot of andesite around here my

Goodness getting a lot of this stuff here wow uh a few Stacks there there’s a few good Stacks I’ll just mine a little more here then we’ll uh we’ll go antagonize the villagers again there we go yeah yeah lots of andesite Smash loves andesite smash may or may not be slightly

Weird there we go even got a little bit of iron out of the deal some some raw iron I tell you can’t say no to that yeah smash they can say no to that all right um maybe we’ll just mine this pillar out of Here get rid of that and that one there we go I guess that’s enough for now how much we got here oh yeah we got plenty you know we got enough that he’ll say no don’t give me anymore God I you give me too much of this

So yeah we shall go and see our friend the the Villager uh why is this here oh that’s got to be something that devil op put there earlier this afternoon devil op was harassing the poor old man this afternoon oh I’m going the wrong way I’m going the wrong way again

that’s where I went this afternoon too actually ended up in the cave I literally ran off the legend fell down into the cave good thing I got feather falling four this time we’ll go down the stairs to the portal and we’ll go back to the

Village oh man did I really run past the double tunnel the big tunnel ah I hate it when I do that that is why I normally put double torches at the ends oops I’m out of torches oops Yeah I usually put T torches here and there here and there at

The end at the ends of these tunnels so I know exactly where my um my main tunnel is I’m getting hungry here oh boy I got to get some more emeralds by the way do I have any books in my inventory here I don’t even have any

Books in my inventory how am I going to buy freaking books without books oh there’s none there either did I offload my books into my into my junk Barrel here oh look at that I did okay uh oh I have an Unbreaking 3 here wait wait a minute wait a minute

Wait a minute okay let’s do the shovel all right cuz the shovel is in dire need of it uh did I not take the Unbreaking 3 I didn’t take the Unbreaking 3 smash is too easily distracted there we go got my Unbreaking 3 um that’s got Unbreaking three that’s

Got Unbreaking three that’s oh oh oh I don’t have it on my sword though right okay well my sword needs it but it’s uh I think I think think it’s going to take like 37 XP to put it on okay got Unbreaking Unbreaking Unbreaking Unbreaking yeah you know normally for the

Armor um I don’t even bother with the Unbreaking three but now we seem to be shifting a little bit into PVP mode on This Server so in that case I’m really going to need the Unbreaking because otherwise my armor is going to get hacked a bit so very quickly same with the

Sword so the arm everything’s got Unbreaking now except set for my sword oh Jesus Dark Again look at this look at this the freaking guy takes takes my freaking bed you know what you know what oh excuse me sir sir oh oh there we

Go uhoh uhoh uhoh uh oh oh oh excuse me gentlemen jeez w I thought the Villager was a was a was a husk no no no oh sure you just had to blow up you couldn’t give me your freaking gunpowder huh yeah there that guy had no choice o lots of yummy Creepers out here today it’s a great morning for creeper hunting there we go

There we go freak yeah how many did I get out of that 10 gunpowder out of three creepers hey man looting three rocks okay um let’s go to the stone guy the stone guy here’s the stone guy he’s my only Stone guy he’s still he’s still taking andesite for now for

Now oh oh there we go see see see the attitude I get from this guy freaking guy won’t take my andesite anymore says say says I have too much of this stuff he doesn’t need that much come on you always need andesite come on really all right fine be that

Way ah crap all right well I got 61 emeralds that should get me my my well as it turns out I only need one Unbreaking 3 book now not two cuz I forgot that I actually still had one so yeah so we’ll go get our Unbreaking 3

Book from hexy cat’s uh base cuz he’s got a big collection of villagers why am I going this way I think it’s still I think it’s still faster to run back to the village and use that portal to get to hexic cat’s base hexy cat is my son by the Way and quite possibly the best pvper on this server although there are there are those on This Server who will attempt to prove him to prove otherwise oh I’ll get my bed here cuz yeah it’s my freaking bed that they’ve been stinking up jeez I find bugs in my bed I’m going to

Be really upset all right let’s go to hexy cat’s base which is right over there the portal way in the distance there so we are going to go to hexy cat’s base with my precious Books H itchy eye yeah smash always has to have an itchy eye or an itchy nose during a stream there we go so we came here for Unbreaking right are you the Unbreaking dude I don’t remember no you’re the feather falling four dude all right and

The sharpness five and uh you are oh here’s our Unbreaking three ah there we go uh that leaves us with 38 38 um emeralds so what do I need here I mean uh I do need depth Strider I do need does anybody Here Sell depth Strider anybody anybody oh yeah

Try try try to hold out of my XP huh yeah I think you were or sharpness bane of arthp pods oh how much is your sharpness 40 holy Jesus holy dog okay um no no no no uh okay I have enough mending actually uh how about this guy how about

You what do you got prop four Infinity Rip Tide how about this dude what do you got what you got efficiency efficiency 5 for 17 that’s really good uh we dep Strider here we go there’s my depth Strider what’s this what else is Bane of Arthropods for 51 no less are you kidding

Me H tell you all right Fine all right fine be that way all right so I got my death Strider I can at least put that on my boots right I may have just enough XP to do that not likely but hey you know I can Try yes hexi cat the portal to hexi cats base there’s actually two active portals so it Cycles between the three of them come out of hexy cat’s base it’ll take you down here and then you got to climb to the roof again Up we go I really got to get my torch let’s let’s go get some torches from the base too while we’re heading out there right they turned my freaking stairs upside freaking down again ah come on H there we go do this side do this side

Oh my freaking God yeah I tell you man I tell you I get pranked constantly on the server no respect for the old man tell you how do you like my dark Bas is this not cool and and you might think mobs might spawn here but check the light

Level light like client light 4 3 2 one one oh oh playing with fire here but then it goes back up to two yeah so this is this is literally the darkest point in the base here right here client light level one but smash why do you like your base

So dark dude well I don’t know I do I don’t know I know it looks like a nightclub or something I don’t know everybody comes here to party anyway I mean why the hell not you know okay um oops wait a minute I got to take

Off the boots right take off the boots take off the boots okay is this going to work or do I not uh have enough 19 holy crap jeez inflation I tell you crap all right I guess I’m going to be going to melon’s um uh Enderman farm right

Yeah just put all the rotten flesh in here because now we can smelt that ass leather on This Server uh I don’t throw that in there too uh Okay I’ll throw the rest in the crap of the crap in here for now my my junk uh my junk drawer so to speak uh oh yeah I got all this graveled here too eh oh my God I got a ton of crap here to get rid of

I’m just going to put that away all that gravel I can make a lot of concrete with that yeah lot of concrete and we’ll put the copper in the furnace as well there we go throw that in there take that out I’m going to put my emeralds away because I don’t want to

Lose them man throw my emeralds in there look at all the look at all the netherite templates I have here I got tired of dying and running out of them so I literally used up all my diamonds on these stupid things I will never ever run out Now there we go uh you know throw those in there too there we go there we go just going to put the rest of the rotten flesh in here don’t want to carry it around kind of smells you know uh oh yes we were going to go to the to the um

The farm but I have no diamonds I have no diamonds to pay for it I have no freaking diamonds hold on let me check let me check maybe I’ve got one Diamond left it only costs one Diamond I do not have a single freaking Diamond okay so you know what we’re

Going to do we’re going to go get some diamonds we are just going to dig quickly dig quickly down this Tunnel right over here we’re going to start digging right right right here okay oh oh hold on but I need my torches see see how organized I am I’m so organized aren’t I oh look at all these wonderful torches there we go um yeah if I’m going to be mining maybe I’ll just take another stack eh there we go so I need the Torches to make the tunnels and I need the tunnels to get the diamonds and I need the diamond to

Use the the um the Enderman farm so here we go diamonds how quick how how long will it take to find diamonds I’m on timer here right hey man efficiency five netherite Pickaxe just try and beat it of course it would go a whole lot faster if I if I had set myself up a beacon here but oh well who needs a beacon although I do kind of like those gamma rays you know with the cool light that comes out of them there you

Know who doesn’t love that right I mean come on oh my God okay okay it’s uh yeah yeah yeah it’s taking a little bit of time here to get our diamonds that’s okay that’s okay we’ll find them we’ll find them with my fortune 3 netherite efficiency 5 pickaxe with Unbreaking three and

Mending oh I got some red stone but that’s not what we’re looking for right now so I’m going to leave it there for the time being wh oh all right well what’s a faster way to find diamonds than clearing out a ton of gravel right surely there must be some diamonds around

Here surely there must be some somewhere anywhere give you those Diamonds oh smash why did you use all of your diamonds on on duping templates ah dang it all right so nothing here right nothing nothing nothing that’s okay that’s okay oh that should have gone in my Ender Chest actually yeah this is my good loot that

I don’t want to uh to lose cuz our server got hacked literally twice well the second time I actually we invited the hacker in we didn’t know he was a hacker at the time but yeah it’s okay though but anyway I secured the server it’s good it’s all

Good throw that stuff in there for now there we go uh uh uh oh no okay so we’re coming in from this side like that and like that there we go I shall get my diamonds I shall get my diamonds you believe me right I will get my Diamonds well if we break through into a cave we’ll go explore the cave and we shall find our diamonds that way I only need one just need one for that XP farm Whoopsie more gravel look at that hey can never have too much gravel right can never have too much concrete either oh we got some Redstone up there we got some lapis surely there must be some diamonds High hiding around here somewhere just waiting to be mined out of

Existence come on come on give me them diamonds give me them diamonds not giving me Dam diamonds guys they’re not giving me the diamonds they’re giving me the [Laughter] diamonds Four Diamonds from that one from that one little block fortune 3 is such a wonderful thing oh we got more we got

More there we go any any others around here that might be hiding in want to leave any behind we don’t want any diamonds to feel left out Right smash your a psychopath okay so no more diamonds here okay let’s just light this up cuz we don’t want mobs spawning in here there we go there we go can’t leave this lapis behind come on it’s perfectly good lapis oh perfectly good lapis perfectly good Redstone yeah come on there we

Go and that’s the end of the line for this little mining Excursion we shall go to our famous XP Farm smash stop just leave it smash smash just freaking leave it you don’t need it smash yes I do I need it I need it I absolutely need it I don’t know why I need it I just do don’t question me there we go I got my red stone I am complete

Now wait my sword is Diamond I thought it was netherite oh no it was a pickaxe I had done in netherite okay jeez oh man smash be getting old man let’s just let’s let’s just ditch this extra stuff Here uhhuh uhhuh there we go now we can go get obscene tons of XP here obscene quantities of XP how much xp can we get in five minutes of use of melon Warriors Enderman XP farm oh not there smash why am I doing this anyway just

Use a freaking Wings come on you got Rockets you got Wings just freaking use them overshot a little here Yeah there we go into the hopefully not into the void excuse me sir excuse I’m not looking at you don’t try to get me to look at you you guys always do that to me it’s so annoying H okay there we go I’m putting my payment I wonder who put that in there

Ah there we go oh the door was even left open for me how nice chickens we freaking got chickens down here too Goldie is is this you’re doing oh my God holy got chickens everywhere even in the end we have freaking chickens even on the path to

The freaking Enderman Farm can you believe this crap come on oh what does this say um um okay says um oh look at the wonderful Enderman just waiting for just waiting for their demise here okay let’s just uh oh ow how dare you hit me I tell you

Oh let’s heal up all these Tools some of them sound a little upset I wonder Why there we Go happy is the sound of screaming Enderman prove me wrong all right uh is Z on ending no that’s got Infinity there we go that one’s all healed up oh oh I got mending on this too forgot about that yeah yeah got to heal that up too you Know okay that’s all ouch they’re hitting me how mean can you be I mean holy crap okay so I need 37 XP 37 XP to get to the um to be able to do the sword right with the Unbreaking three oh stop screaming you’ll only die harder that’s all We’re up to 30 woohoo look at them burn uh-oh they’re mad at me we’re up to 35 so I needed 37 + 19 right well we got our 37 oh we’re up to 40 once we get to 49 we’re good I think this is taking a little

Longer than the 5 minutes though so ow stop it yeah I think this is going to take a little longer than 5 minutes so so I’ll have to put another Diamond up there as payment slashing at Enderman is hard work makes me hungry oh okay I guess that’s enough hacking

And slashing at Enderman for now oh maybe just one more right there we go oh I got 46 instead of 49 but you know what it’s good enough so I don’t know if that was 5 minutes or more or less or whatever you know what I give him give him another diamond

Right I’ll give him another Diamond I’ll even let these chickens live woohooo oh here we go let’s leave him another Diamond cuz I think I was there a little longer than five minutes so yeah will be oh Jesus oh freaking Enderman you know oh yeah sure you’re not supposed to look

At them man they want you to look at them that’s what this is all about I’m telling you man they’re all screaming love Me ah freaking Enderman I tell you oh no I forgot to set my reset my spawn point at the base oh well good thing we got the nether is that not a very cool spaceship by the way what you think of the stream open

Uh thing that I made that um you know it was kind of little little history of of Spawn here on vanilla s SMP or where we started with the with the little Shack that o that used to be here that apparently is now gone uh and um yeah

So yeah and then yeah it shows a whole history of the of the uh of Spawn you know and all the stuff that got built and some of the events that took place like like some of the uh PVP incidents that took place here at spawn uh oh there’s my portal hey what

Do you think of my new portal buil that two streams ago my brand new portal I got to make it as as pretty on the other side as well cuz right now on this side it’s just you know I mean it’s big right you know it’s big and it uh and it’s it’s

Big yeah yeah you know needs a little Decor so let’s see what we can do here I want Unbreaking three on this sword Unbreaking three which where’s my Unbreaking 3 book did I put it in my chest I hope I did oh there it is pH getting scared for a minute there getting

Scared oh 34 it wasn’t 37 so we go that leaves me with 12 12 XP left okay so that’s not enough to put death Strider on my boot but uh yeah oh look at all those ender pearls what am I going to do with those ender pearls so many freaking ender pearls oh

God don’t even have room in my junk drawer for them I mean holy ah fine got to do what I got to do I guess right yep yep yep yep okay let’s put that aside cuz I don’t want to put that in here but yeah here we go just throw

It in there come on nobody will miss them right nobody will know the difference suppose I could have try actually in hindsight I suppose I could have tried it to spawn an endermite maybe get an enderbite head for my collection up here what do you think my head collection my severed head

Collection isn’t it beautiful is that not a beautiful severed head collection oh you guys aren’t saying anything again I hate when that happens actually you know what here let’s try this can we get an endermite can we get an endermite oh I’m not seeing an endermite I want an endermite

Give me an endermite give me an endermite so I can chop him to bits so I can have it head uh no not not no no I didn’t mean it that way uh okay how about this one oh my God not a single freaking endermite out of all

This ow ow okay I got to eat something here starting to get a headache here ow ow God damn it all that and still not a single freaking endermite okay you know what now that I’ve thrown all those ender pearls I’m a little determined here okay okay no no I

I am serious I want my freaking endermite I want it I want it now give me my freaking endermite come on oh oh okay there’s my hey buddy how’s it going yeah aren’t you aren’t you the cutest thing you are disgusting as AF okay oh look at him burn did I get a

Head out of that uh my inventory is full so I wouldn’t know anyway and it’s so dark there I can’t see okay hold on let’s put these away okay did I get it did I get an endermite head come on I want an endermite head give it to me give it to

Me give me an endermite head this is where he died right so did I get an endermite head I didn’t get an endermite head H okay I want an endermite head uh here let’s take this off ow ow ow again yeah let’s do this over here actually where there’s more light right

Where we can actually see what we’re doing I want my endite head come on okay if if it if it doesn’t work with this stack and the next then then then I’ll give up on the end of my head for now I’m sure you guys don’t want to

Watch me throwing throwing ender pearls trying to get a freaking endermite head oh last stack here we go yeah I slipped a couple of extra pearls in there sue me ow oh got him got him no head oh come on all the effort to get a freaking endermite head and they

Freaking won’t give me it come on well smash maybe he’s not that kind of inite smash shut the up oh another one another one here we go a third chance did I get a head I do have looting three on this right I do all right no head still okay four left

Oh nope that’s it that’s it for today maybe we’ll maybe we’ll try uh getting getting an endermite head another day uh what have I got left here I got mending but I don’t have anything left here that needs bending I think I do need netherite though I do

Need a lot of netherite for all these tools need netherite so we’ll go to the nether we’ll get a little netherite maybe we’ll do some target practice on some mobs too I like target practice especially on gas I find gas particularly annoying uh oh I better take this off

Put that on if I’m going to jump off this thing right woohoo hey guys how’s it going oh my God there’s a lot of y’all here oh see oh yeah party time time for a big old party where is he where is he throw that flamy at me oh oh no no

No F you I got him he wasn’t even visible and I still got him let’s go get that luscious XP and the Dr and the gas tier surely he must have dropped a gas tier or some got some Gunpowder no gas tier oh here’s the gas tier there we go see I

Told you yeah you know I was sure he would have dropped a gas Tier should I hit the zombified piglins guys oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I meant to do that no I did should I disrespect the Enderman H I mean come on they always want me to look anyway oh oh oh oh yeah that’s oh I’ve never seen this

Before hey thanks guys holy that was great boy did you see did you see them all take him down oh my goodness I never saw that before where um I mean sure we all we’ve all seen the the the typical Zombie versus Skeleton fight right but i’ I’ve never seen it happen

In the nether where a skeleton hits a zombified piglin and then then all hell breaks loose oh excuse me sir who the do you think you are how the hell did I miss from there there we go let him let this this guy burn there we go better

Eat I’m really being an idiot just letting these guys hit me like this that is not a smart thing for smash to be doing and where’s my torches there’s my torches yeah got to have a little bit of light for the stream here right now there’s a another one oh come come on

There make quick work of him although although I would have paid real money to to see the zombified piglins gang up on the skeleton again that was that was awesome that was fun ah what did I come down here for again oh yeah I was looking for uh ancient

Debris right I’m in the wrong spot for that so oh no no no oh crap all right what time is it now it’s it’s 50 minutes you know what I streamed for 35 minutes earlier today 50 minutes now so I think I’m going to end the stream here because

I actually have to deploy something to production for work so yeah yeah I’m working a little bit after hours today so I promised uh I promised our customer that I would deploy that at 700 p.m my time and that is correct currently what it is so you know what I

Am going to stop here for today and thank you all very much for watching and I hope to see you guys again very soon the next scheduled stream is on Saturday at noon it’s moved from 4 p.m. to noon now CU I find there’s more people

Watching um during my noon streams uh as opposed to when I do them at night like tonight when there’s uh almost nobody watching so anyway so yeah uh and you know I do a lot of unscheduled streams too so I’ll probably be back on before Saturday anyway don’t forget to ah

don’t forget to check my my YouTube Channel smash smash please where I have lots of shorts from my streams and uh my my old streams on smash vods all one word with a z at the end and smash plays all one word with a z at the end bye