EPIC Minecraft Stream Bloopers & Highlights!

Oh what is this pumpkin that’s a pumpkin that’s a huge pumpkin Ah that’s amazing oh that’s like a super pumpkin we can make so many pies and roast so many seeds Keaton Bergeron oh they’re fighting for this bed or maybe they’re doing other things and I should give them some space I’m looking for a room with a moose oh I’m coming back in here to bother these guys I’m sorry guys you’ll have to uh try another day you guys

You guys you let that work break down the door and then kill me oh they totally have a thing going on Jealous get the heck out of here oh did you break up with your friend it’s not in here tonight don’t get mad at me I know I told you I’d be gone today didn’t I I’m sorry I lied turns out I’m way slower than I thought had getting anything done

Tomorrow for sure you’ll be rid of me don’t look at me like Lily doesn’t believe me I think it’s actually probably because you’re both like exploit a lot of jokes uh-uh I’m sitting still now I’m being good I am I am I’m sitting still I can sit still but that doesn’t mean you’re being good I’m getting insulted in two different directions right now you said you didn’t think I was being good and Reyes said I couldn’t sit still you know I it it really doesn’t it doesn’t happen very often

If we’re being honest nor does it happen long enough for me to be bad I’m gonna go grab a toy and squeak and wag my tail deals there’s you it’s a snow seal it kind of looks like a little puppy slug I have another geyser I didn’t even know it was there I just walked over it and flew into the sky [Laughter] it’s fine I’m just gonna eat my watermelon standing out here on the snow running away from this zombie and playing on this geyser there’s a bunch of pumpkins

This is the coolest pumpkin patch I’ve ever seen you could have a whole village that just lives inside pumpkins who lives in a pumpkin that’s out on the plains Dragon foxy [Laughter] um I’m not entirely sure how to convert the rest of the SpongeBob song into Dragon foxy living in a pumpkin song so yeah that’s where the lyrics kind of run dry I mean I guess you’re just my roommate in tech support So I shouldn’t feel any which way But I really don’t want you to be tech support for anybody else I kind of want you to be monogamous tech support as a duck it’s Discord this never caused me problems before Yeah but now you have expectations of it you’ve intimidated it yeah it has a hard time performing under pressure [Laughter] I wouldn’t know anything about that just like as you know oh Ouch [Laughter] Did I take my vitamins this morning speaking of ah biscuits my immune system can handle it I will die of scarving I eat my fruits you’re the one that said over and over that strawberries are full of vitamin C Lesser known did you lie to me maybe I will die of scurvy I probably shouldn’t walk amongst here threatening to make pie out of all of them I would be in terrible shape if they were sentient pumpkins considering I just barreled all the way through one and then came out the side It says I’m more trouble than I’m worth I mean no You can’t still raise papaya okay okay now then we’re going to make dicks check check and then we’re going to make a pick not an X a pick that’s not right oh it is right why does it look weird um so the picture doesn’t look like a pickaxe it looks like a

You know the thing for gardening no you can’t say that word Who lives in a pumpkin beneath all the trees No I didn’t I didn’t do it I’m sorry please stop beating me thanks for saving me I’ll take a moment to pay respects uh the problem okay respects are done it’s a snail hi snail oh don’t be scared I’m not gonna hurt you you want some bread paranoia Parks all

Sorts of great Innovations it’s the smallest of things see a little bitty look I can make myself as little bitty as you that will match there we go see now we match me and my tech support are the same size rant and me new world didn’t really look like my jam I watched

I peeped it but nah a peep I was a Peeping Fox you could only make a carriage out of a pumpkin everybody knows that like a tale as old as time would you rather fight 110 year olds they come in waves of 20 or 100 100 year olds they

All go at the same time and why well the Riddler XD I would rather fight 110 year olds because I have a soft spot for old people and I don’t want to fight them so bring on the tiny monster mobs that is my answer I mean they’re 10 year olds so You know probably pretty obnoxious at least if they’re anything like I was when I was 10. then they’re a nightmare and a half and there’s 20 of them so just imagine it’s like a birthday party it’s like just wave after wave of 10 year old birthday parties

Ah you scared me Doug I thought I was being chased by that duck you would take the opposite stance Riddler you would I mean I’d probably lose either way there’s food here pop pine cones are nice too nothing wrong with pine cones Minecraft should add pineapples though Ah now I’m playing something just hit me in the back ow oh no I’m starving again actually she doesn’t live anywhere because she can’t settle down I’m sorry I have commitment issues I would sell my soul for it if it was worth anything that I can only get pennies for it no

Being in your hands devalues anything come on and she can’t really do anything with the geyser or at the very least you can’t uh you can’t Harvest a geyser with a carrot I I like you you want an onion I almost punched it in the face with an onion

I make it a satellite base No satellite base yeah amazing space Oh satellite I’m dumb I get it now shut up I’m done a lot a bit thanks lands tomorrow I have plans with a friend I have one of those you know Only one I’m excited foreign You don’t have to be Minecraft that’s the best thing about Minecraft I died I thought it was supposed to be a surprise that’s not nice it was violent and repetitive It was a rough night hey That was uncalled for I didn’t need that I I have to put up with this for mediocre tech support and his friend by association You don’t die are you really living foreign