EPIC MINECRAFT UPGRADE: HOLY HoloStars EN!

N N A A A [Applause] [Applause] N hello everyone hey thank you for the uh 10 um 10 gifted memberships and um thank you for the 20 gifted memberships and uh cookie thank you hello everybody ciao I can explain but um before we before I can explain let me introduce myself face hello everybody my name is Jus ji squ

Second second and I am holar english’s devilishly handsome Bounty Hunter and a leader of the armis unit yeah I prepared the script thank God thank God it was uh it was prepared I did not memorize it you think I would have enough time to memorize my

Shitty ass name no thank you that’s why I stick with Gerard T Rexford okay that’s that’s my Canon name my Canon name is Gerard tyrer forus juniori squ face you yeah I had two days to memorize um is that is is that name actually um in your ID card yeah yeah

Yeah sure it is and thank you for the gifted memberships say thank than you Akia say thank you to Akia say thank you to Nora my uh my soon to be ex so say thank you to them say thank you say thank you thank you say thank you all

Right say thank you and Gala sorry can you repeat that didn’t quite catch the middle part of your name oh sorry um to uh to help everyone ease in on my name time to say everything my name is Gerard tesus Junior Senor Squad jino the second Sil B de Cruz

Mon Mon smiley face manoto the second that is my name thank you thank you do you get it now do you get it now see the the chat is helping you the chat is helping you uh trying to memorize the name there you go if you could just like uh paste it

Okay let me do it myself too so you guys wouldn’t get lost in in the thought of my name I accepted this as Canon but you know um my m m um don’t put that though that is not that my name is uh indeed that but my

Canon name is is the shortened version because it’s too long it’s too long it was too long for uh for Hol stars to accept it was too long that’s why I stuck with Gerard T Rexford my middle name and the rest of my name is like canceled all right uh y

Thank you for the 10 giting m thank you can I call you smiley face no you can call me Gerard t or Rexford but not Gerard tyus junor second deuz SM face manot the second all right so okay [ __ ] I I I I I went off to a

Long tangent over there welcome my members welcome my viewers welcome to subscribers uh welcome to um Gerard t- rexford’s uh channel here here I am um wearing a lot of stuff today because um just recently I created a new hashtag on Twitter yes I am wearing every single asset that’s available for

Me on that uh hashtag so um in celebration to that I am wearing everything right now and I will take them off later cuz it’s [ __ ] hot here okay but would your son be the third then oh yeah I guess my my child’s name would be Jun tyreus junior senior Squad junino

The second the Silva amas Baka de Cruz deont smiley face manoto thei that is that is going to be my child’s name where’s the EMF just just uh just my name is uh is enough to rival the rap god menudo junor no no you have to stick with

Junino you have to stick with junino on on that name poor kid no he’s not getting bullied he’s not getting I mean he is but that’s why we’re going to go with call him juned T Rexford okay that’s why we call him in his first name

When we’re out of school so he won’t get bullied imagine writing for an exam imagine writing for an exam and uh 30 minutes in you’re still trying to memorize your name you’re still trying to check if there’s like uh any spelling uh mistakes you know [Laughter] but yeah yeah I’m using every asset

Right now that’s available to me I’ve linked everyone in the description below if you guys are interested in the assets and who created them so thank you shout out to you I love them very very much dog can you uh can you hear me yeah I

Can hear you I can hear you I can no I can’t hear you I can see you you’re not talking right now but I can see you chat and thank you Maru Maru for the um 10 gifted membership you get hey by the way I love your new outfit

Congrats on the new outfit by the way congratulations damn you rocked it you’re [ __ ] hot dude you’re [ __ ] hot I never knew I never knew Birds could be this hot my goodness your hotness could be [ __ ] cooked holy [ __ ] you cooked you slay thank you yeah dude no homo or anything but uh

Wood sorry sorry bro I had to get that out you look like one of those goth girlfriends out there you know that you would normally see that you would normally see from uh the cash register you know those supermodels and [ __ ] you know they’re they’re hot

They’re hot but not as hot as those like uh cash register people that you would not randomly see yeah I get it I get it you’re the real goth GF bro you’re the real goth GF would see everyone would take that take that as a compliment uh but just

Cuz you are so well behaved yeah I mean yes yes take that as a compliment I would I mean we’re both birds so I don’t think I don’t think that’s any weird all right I don’t think that’s weird we we’re compatible wait I don’t want to talk

About this anymore I don’t want to talk about this anymore I think the size diff NE never mind okay anyway we’re going to play Minecraft we’re going to play Minecraft together all right no no not together but uh uh yeah I’m going to be playing Minecraft on stream today you

Guys you guys are uh interest yeah I got to stop I got to stop moving on moving on all right so I’m playing Minecraft holy [ __ ] all right um last time I played Minecraft it was on New Year so technically this is the fourth playthrough Haka Haka let’s move on from the

Conversation let’s let’s uh let’s move on from that conversation all right so uh this is technically my fourth playthrough so if you haven’t watched my uh fourth U my third playthrough yet of um Minecraft it was on the New Year’s Eve I made fireworks yes and uh that was

That was a relatively a success um relatively not completely because it failed on the last minute but this time I think I failed fix it someone just pointed out the six ears and now I can’t stop looking at it I uh I mean I mean it’s a it’s an

Aesthetic you know it’s an aesthetic considering that I have um six ears wouldn’t that make me you know be conscious of my loud voice and and uh wouldn’t that make me deaf already but no I’m immune that’s why I’m yelling that’s why I’m yelling mostly when I’m

Talking cuz I’m partly deaf and I can’t hear myself anymore [Laughter] tonak tonak tonak let’s let’s let’s uh let’s uh jump into the Minecraft shall we let’s jump in oh no I’m going to yeah oh [ __ ] it’s still the Blair Witch uh-oh uh-oh uhoh I I did not set

Okay there we go all right there we go okay uh never mind that one scuff uh last time it was on memberships it was The Blair Witch Project we watch that one if you guys are interested in watching curs things with me please watch the uh please W please join please join my

Memberships okay all right all right all right just uh just a quick check here just a quick check Quick Check professional streamer by the way it’s all planned everything here is wait [ __ ] um okay this this might be a sensory overload to the eyes wait let me let me remove every

Asset oh God it’s so hot it’s so hot yeah please check him out in the description below oh wait no no where’s my ex where where where where no no not my ex yet there we go Nora there we go there we go there you are there you are

Nora I couldn’t find you earlier there we go I’m sorry I won’t let you go again I won’t let you in a few days I will thank you and welcome Skyler coolight welcome welcome to the stream welcome welcome welcome to the members you will definitely be loved

Here don’t worry about that oh yeah did you delete your OBS uh yes I actually did I actually accidentally deleted my OBS uh a few weeks back but it’s totally fine now it’s totally fine can you guys hear it can you guys hear the the uh can you guys hear it how even

All right um I guess not everyone here was caught up to the lore of what happened um so what happened was I was downloading live captions for my OBS I don’t I I was trying to put in like plugins for my OBS uh for my NPC stream however uh I kind of overwrote

Everything in the files in the directory of OBS and it crashed my entire um settings now I couldn’t open my OBS because of that and I had to like red delete everything and had to like set everything up from scratch like I had to like look up references from one of my

Uh armest members like please help me please uh not again no no no no not again not again this was like a few weeks back on the NPC stream you may check it out in my channel hey the S welcome welcome to the membership welcome you are definitely

Welcomed here there is nothing wrong going on you are loved you are taken care of please don’t run away you cannot run away from me you cannot anyway let’s start playing the game now everyone’s caught up to my to my [ __ ] failure Let’s uh let’s join in let’s join

In yeah say hi to say hi to Nora but not me that is just that this is not my name tag this is just my uh oh wait wait wait don’t look don’t look don’t look don’t look Nora c not cotty wle Alexis are you here right now

Are you here right now because if you are here I want I want to show you something D I made you Graves look Alexis is dead thank you by the way thank you my very very lovely um past X you were you were such a huge contribution to the uh Aristocrats thank

You very much and uh and not Cody wle my very first ex I love you very much but uh due to unnatural and uh I mean due to natural causes it seems to me that all of your money went into my bank account I don’t know why I don’t know why nor

Wait wait you’re you’re not dead yet you’re not dead yet so I’ll leave that open for you until Friday natural natural causes natural causes don’t worry I’ll I’ll place I’ll Place some uh what do you call this um flowers around us so that I you can see

That how much I care see that bro already prepared to grave I mean I love you that’s what happens when you love someone you don’t want to be you don’t want it to nor you don’t want it to be late Nora this is my dedication to all of my um my

Tier X’s or otherwise known as my aristocrats my very beloved Aristocrats you’ll be buried here right next to my home don’t you guys like that don’t you guys it’s Seaside it has a [ __ ] view on it you guys don’t like it what about jelly beans what uh I don’t know I don’t

Know it’s as far as I know as far as I know uh there Alexis not cotti wle and Nora are my exes I I have yet to check if um if anyone is is an aristocrat but yeah if you are Aristocrat once you die after a week you’ll be placed here in a

Very very nice venue right in front of a very um aesthetic looking um Seaside view right next to my house and where I mine my cobblestone look at that look at that see see he got he got a nice so if you if you sign up now to be an aristocrat

You will die a Beautiful Death right over here at the Seaside right next to my beautiful ex’s I come to this yeah you came to this this is what you’re here for me playing Minecraft there’s no rules in what to play like and how to play Minecraft this is they are fuel yeah

They are soon to be they’re soon to be fossil fuels for me wow male black widow hey hey hey hey that’s what you call a grind that’s what you call a grind after they die they have to benefit you or something you know you can’t let their bodies go to waste so

You decorate it for your own house look at that so wait wait wait this seems unnatural there we go there we go there we go did you take life insurance out on them we’re not going to talk about into specific details on uh how I got their

Money but it was all part of the contra ract we we signed upon this they agreed on this uh okay enough crying for that Okay okay next see you buddy [ __ ] okay I I think I’ve allotted enough morning time for them on stream right I think I’ve i’ I think I’ve allotted enough time for them should I add more seconds okay oh wait I didn’t even mention their names wait Alexis why you

Diey we had something great together we had something nice all your money I mean all your love dedication to me where did it all go not got waful oh my God you were my first you were my first what ice see you Nora I I can hear you

Talk Nora Nora I can hear you talk oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no no no no no no it’s a it’s a it’s the spirits it’s the spirits no no no no Gerard no no no you shouldn’t bury yourself Nora wouldn’t like that Nora wouldn’t like

That no no it’s it’s it’s it’s wanting me it’s it’s it’s wanting me to uh to come down to no no no no no I know you love me but you don’t have to put me down um now I can hunt your streams and Dreams don’t worry I will put some uh I will definitely put some flowers eventually but I don’t know how how do I put some flowers I’m like going to around this thing with um what do you call this soil you know how do I do that flowers doco

Yeah that’s going to be one of my goals in the Stream decorate my my ex’s Graves how do I do and also and also by the way aome also aome if you guys if you guys don’t know what how what my house looks like now I I did a bit of an

Upgrade after the stream you know because I couldn’t stop thinking I couldn’t stop think thinking about Minecraft after after the very disastrous after the very disastrous um event that occurred here all right wait where where’s the uh what where is it okay so this was supposed to this was supposed to happen

You know this thing didn’t work before but this was supposed to happen yeah that was supposed to happen that was supposed to happen but that didn’t work on stream it didn’t work on stream and I I completely forgot you know it was it could have worked it could have

Worked what went wrong then what went wrong was what went wrong was the lights weren’t doing that the lights weren’t doing any of that it was it was in a uh it was on a stasis like this it was on like a static uh static light right it’s

Just like this it’s not like flashing like a while ago so what was supposed to happen was this and then I will lay it down like this it was supposed to happen like that but it didn’t so I it kind of [ __ ] up my uh entire stream but you know but you

Know what I mean at least the fireworks worked so it should work don’t worry bcho uh the kind of failure adds personality I don’t want that though I want a perfect Minecraft Let’s Play playr That’s what I was doing that was what I was aiming that was all the

10 hours of hard work that I was putting into and look at this look at that look at look at my room look at my room everybody look at my room why does your house look like Teletubbies but actually this isn’t my house this isn’t actually my

House this is not the ACT actual legit house that I am building on the legit house is somewhere is somewhere more remote somewhere more uh no one would dare no one would dare it’s a penthouse yeah sure yeah sure yeah sure sure I got a trash can over here so in case and

Also also if you guys are ever curious on what the actual base would look like um do you guys know what a Tavern is where the tavern is located The Tavern is actually underground and you don’t know where it is like huh is this is

This your r t rexord base that kind of sucks it [ __ ] sucks like where’s the cool atmosphere that you guys showed in the uh in the uh in the debut well let me show you where it is it’s actually it’s actually under my house it’s actually right under my toilet oh

Thank you for the superi use the money that uh that tier X left him to upgrade his house I see well well I have to use the money somehow right don’t make a waste for it it’s under my [ __ ] house under the toilet house look at that look at that it’s right over

Yeah see see not that bad not that bad not that bad it’s under the [ __ ] toilet it’s not a septic tank it’s not a septic tank no one would even dare going down here because it’s so dangerous and stupid all of the piss and [ __ ] that’s

Going up that’s from up there is all the way down here now you wouldn’t even be surprised if there’s like some [ __ ] floater over here like something’s floating above my house the skibbidy toilet oh yeah now that now that you mention it it is a skibby toilet look at this look at this

Look at this look at this look at this look at this hey man um mind if I use your bathroom for a bit yeah sure bro sure sure BR and then when and I will go from here and then and then the least suspecting V victim will be like

Boo you’re about to take a piss on me huh well too bad I I ruined your bathroom time worst prank idea but but it’s something hey wait get wol rain like ruse’s nickname run your nickname would be um to me is jujun how get I mean sure sure whatever

Name except um Gerard tyes forus Jor uh senior uh I don’t know I don’t know but any sure any name any name’s fine with me as long as it’s not too far away from my name as long as there’s love behind the message you know as long as there’s

There’s um Oodles of Oodles of Love okay so what I’m going to do on this stream is upgrade the base like I expand it hey not thank you not got wle did you see your grave yet did you see your grave I mean your um your your your bedroom did you see

Your bedroom yet I made a bedroom for you look this is where you will be laid to rest not Coty wle thank you for the 50 gifted memberships thank you not cotty wle look look look oh wait wait I’m going to die wait look look you will definitely love

What I prepared for you my first x no my ex my tier X Aristocrat is uh is definitely haunting me in my dreams but you know as long as I give them flowers they won’t haunt me anymore right they won’t haunt me look at this not Cy wle look it’s

You look at that look at that it’s you don’t worry not don’t worry uh this isn’t the final this isn’t the final form I will definitely I will definitely put some flowers over here in the future don’t worry not Cody wle you’ll definitely love this grave it has like a

Good um good ass view of the ocean you won’t you won’t regret it everybody say thank you by the way say thank you say thank you to uh the lovely um supporters out there and than sh you check the ranch first your chicken’s free what really wait good

Morning Gerard uh I just recently had the time to really watch you and each um and each single video was a blast to go through work as a fellow man who has a low spice ons the onion and fine rules content deserves my respect thank you

Thank you I risk my [ __ ] for that I hope you guys take um what why is there like less chickens why is there less chickens why are there less chickens in my coup oh no what happened what Happ ruse what the [ __ ] did he do did he take chickens did he take a

Loone oh [ __ ] someone snitched someone snitched uhoh uhoh someone took my [ __ ] cows har he did it a week ago God damn it [ __ ] why did he steal my chickens well at least he left some you know I can still make some more but God damn it he could have at least told

Me uh I mean to be fair I did say that this Farm is for all of us so I guess it did work I guess it did work out in the end but at least tell me I’d be there’s chickens everywhere my goodness gracious my goodness my goodness and oh wait wait

Wait wait I think I think not everyone went to my stream in Minecraft wait wait so in my third playthrough of like um in my third playthrough of like Minecraft for the 10hour stream you guys know what I did you guys know what I did for 10 [ __ ] hours look at

This look at this look at this look at this [ __ ] thing that I created for 10 hours just to create a mob spawn that would spawn me some Gunpowder oh yeah that yeah yeah look at that I was so awesome I created our own mob spawn this is my very first

Mob spawn this is my first um farming thing that I did technology this is what technology does to people it improves lives and I will aim to do that more in my Minecraft streams so this time I’ll be thinking of more ways to like um to actually fix and improve the life of

Every armest unit member over here if they decide to play Minecraft you know because I am a responsible dedicated leader after all responsible dedicated leader so if they’re like um asking me for some materials hey Gerard um May I may I please may I please get some um

Gunpowder yeah sure sure go ahead sure go ahead um I have all the necessary materials for you to enjoy don’t worry about that because I am an awesome leader thank you buncho very cool of you yeah yeah I know I am a very very cool leader yes kak Bano bancho so kind

Bancho so giving bancho so loving bancho so whatever okay oh o are there any more look at that arrows I take take that thank you thank you thank you thank you now we need to wait for more no no I’m I’m going to take this I’m going to take

This I can’t wait for that yeah but yeah to prove a point this is what I made MCB GM’s your uh love your [Laughter] monologues yes the the hard work that I finally put through has finally come to fruition if only my kids were to enjoy this but they left me

Here they left me here in the retirement Home now I’m all alone not enjoying the company of my kids not enjoying the life that I could have enjoyed to think that they would just abandon me here after all the things that I’ve put up for them after all the things that I gave and sacrificed for them they left me

Here in a retirement home filled with the ranged Maniacs stealing my cows and making a [ __ ] Church making a religion that I never asked for my goodness great anyway let’s go let’s go let’s go home let’s go home yeah deserve I guess I guess if I

If I guess it’s very valid if my grandkids were to like put me in a retirement home filled with these [ __ ] I wouldn’t I wouldn’t like question it at all like yeah fair fair understandable very understandable Behavior unto uh why you did that because if someone did that to me I

Would put I would probably like uh put them in a retirement home The Cult of o yeah that stupid [ __ ] Cult of O stupid [ __ ] Cult of magiko O all right okay all right I’m going to first mission first mission is to actually get some diamonds we’re going to have to mine some

Diamonds down at the M shaft um that I found found on the left side of my home we’re going to get we’re going to get the proper materials so that we can teleport because I want me some villagers because villagers are the key to Evolution I need me some slave

Workers oh wait Super Chat thank you South elesium internet [ __ ] I I warned that for everyone who snitched our company would slow down Gerard’s average internet speed by 1% look what you all made me do hey snitching if it’s like benefiting me is all right snitching against me however

Is a different story okay let’s sleep let’s sleep we’re going to prepare we are going to prepare for a lot of things on our adventures we’re going to we’re going to divide we’re going to we’re going to divide the uh the cows here first we’re going to we’re going to help we’re going

To help them like separate them at least the cows from the chickens and also mine down there and upgrade our house that’s what we’re going to do everybody take note because I will not remember any of this I will not remember any of this because I have a short attention and

Memory so please remember that for me take notes take notes take notes take notes that’s what you’re all here for me to do right that’s what you’re all here for um to be to be loyal members um of Gerard T Rexford all right all right all right well we’re going to get is

Diamonds fix some uh fix the farm and go mine I can super what what’s this I can super gerbal now fun fact all soled matter in the universe is composed of Stardust which means reality is one big JoJo reference yeah I guess I guess I guess I mean if

You’re I mean my universe is subjective because I choose not to believe in the universe my universe is mine alone my it’s all head Cannon whatever is real for me is real for me I don’t care what anyone says if I see it for myself then

I believe it the space space isn’t real the moon isn’t real what’s real is what I believe it to be okay so we’re going to we’re going to we’re going to sort this thing out um the chests going to be here for a bit okay okay I need a cobble just in case

Things go badly for me yeah just in case just in case sand um sure I guess wait I got to build some fences Gerard flat earther I mean I’ve never been to space so so I guess it would I guess it would be uh reasonable for me to assume that the

Earth is definitely flat I mean come on come on look do you think there’s any curves do you think there’s any curves from here from where where I’m looking at no it’s just one big flat biome there’s no Curves you got see what is Earth see who even made up Earth my God I could made up make up a word right now and everyone would believe me okay so um I’m going to make some fence fence right I I did say fence so let’s make some [ __ ]

Fences no but it’s not it’s not the same color as okay okay I’m going to chop down some trees I’m going to chop down some trees okay let me let me um let me put in my Garbo over here my Garbo um where are the things okay 17

Yoink yoink Yus Yus okay I got sticks over there seven so I could make an axe axxe give me an axe please no axe onas axe please ax onas yo name tag very valuable I know I know I know yeah I definitely knew that um we we

We’re going to put that here Oak planks just in case we we need to craft something down um shears to cut some yeah I need shears to cut some uh what do you call those uh what was that what was that was was it um it for she sheep

Um for uh what what else do shears what else what else because uh web cobwebs um what else what else cobwebs all right wool yeah I guess I guess leaves oh yeah leaves wait a minute if I plant leaves on the soil will it grow grass will it grow grass or or

No no a [ __ ] ah that that I thought I thought for sure I would I would like um I would definitely gun for flowers no no okay okay thank you thank you for the lovely Insight all right okay I need those nine pieces of chicken thank you thank you

All right I’m going to chop down some wood I’m going to in I’m going to increase the capacity and divide my cows and chickens Nelly should be fine Right Nelly should be all right you’re going to make a family I’m going to make belts out of you don’t worry Nelly you’re not alone

Anymore okay there we go all right all right yoink all right okay all right I need uh okay all right all right I think that’s enough I think that’s fine where oh no why is it so far away dark why is it so far uh fine give me give me

That thank you thank you why’ I why’ I dispose of the crafting table it’s supposed to be here all right so I need I need an axe oh wait I already do have an axe so what I need is a fence fence fence give me a fence give me fence thank you who’s

Nelly you don’t know Nelly how do you not know Nelly Nelly is like Ow like one of these wait wait I got to name Nelly wait wait wait wait wait I got to name Nelly I got to name Nelly where’s the name tag right don’t kill Nelly I’m not going

To kill Nelly’s dead no no no no no no Nelly’s not dead Nell’s not dead Nell’s not dead how do I how do I give you a name how do I give you a name you need an anvil a oh yeah [ __ ] I’m God I’m going to follow o I’m

Going to use OCT wait I can make one right how much for an anvil how do I make an anvil okay YouTube YouTube um how to make Anvil to make Anvil how to make Anvil oh God I need a lot of iron I need lots of iron my

Goodness okay new Quest new Quest I I found a quest I found a quest I I found a quest so what we’re going to do is mine a lot of iron we’re going to mine a lot of iron didn’t Tav you given it no he took it

Back he took back my Anvil no his Anvil he placed it in my [ __ ] door and it could have get out don’t worry I’m going to mine lots of anvil no I’m going to mine lots of iron um so I need this okay all right all right all right all

Right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right so we’re going to make that okay we’re going to we’re going to divide it for now okay all right okay yoink yoink yoink oh oh crap oh crap how do I leave um okay wait I’m going to

Okay I need me some some of these some of these some of these some of these some of these some of these all right all right thank you thank you where’s my hoe where’s my [ __ ] hoe I thought I left you here where’s my hoe where are

You at my [ __ ] hoe where’ It Go where’s my [ __ ] hoe where my hoes at there we go there it is there it is now I got to reap it back reap it re no reap okay now place the wheat y yink yink yink y yink yink yink

Yink yink y yink yink y yink yink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yink carrots there’s so many carrots carrots carrots okay wa where is it okay got to place my carrots over here carrots I think that’s a good replacement all right I’m going to yeah that’s a good that’s a good

Replacement right that’s a good that’s a good replacement I think carrots feed me better than bread I think it feeds me way better bread all right all right all right all right all right all right okay all right all right okay okay oh okay put that over there uh-huh placing the bread over

There just in case uh I don’t need a boat yet I’m going to have to place it over here just in case just in case just in case everything here is just in case I’m worried that um things might not work out okay do okay placing you over here all right

Okay okay wait wait what and you can trade them to your what what what what do I golden carrots in the future how do I make golden carrots how do I make golden carrots how how do I make that can bancho cook uh if you if you consider like a microwave if you

Consider a air fryer as no I can cook I can cook if I follow uh simple uh simple instruction sure golden nuggets gold and carrots Oh I thought you could grow them okay all right all right carrot gold all right it’s almost night so I’m going to

Have to dedicate this time of day to like getting some of these over here okay all right all right okay all right got him got him all right all right all right separation complete but if I can jump here doesn’t that mean they can jump here too

Right right they can jump here if I if I can jump here I’m not wrong right oh okay all right good okay all right all right all right just all right just um just um just um okay all right okay all right okay all right all right all right all right

Seems to be working seems to be working now I got five left okay I need to chop down some more trees need to chop down some more trees folks as Gerard um progressed on his goal or have I missed nothing um what do you mean goal what what goal

What goal uh I I don’t I don’t remember any of my goals to be honest I don’t remember um got to chop down this okay chop that one Down chop that one down um I haven’t started on my uh mining yet to-do list yeah no no no no

No no no no no no uh I I’m doing it right now I’m doing one of the lists I haven’t done anything yet but this is one of my few lists one of the few items that I have to check off the list because it’s right right next to my home

So I’m going to go down at the mine later and also get me some diamonds so we can fix up a teleporter and find ourselves a villager because villagers are apparently very very very very very important in this game so I need villagers I need to get me some

Villagers um soon wait did I cut it right oh no it’s not disappearing oh no it’s not disappearing uh-oh oh [ __ ] okay you know what I’m going to sleep I’m going to sleep before I die I don’t want to die out here all right all right okay okay sleep sleep

Sleep sleep sleep sleep will you kidnap some yes I will I will definitely kidnap some uh some uh some villagers shinry fix the uh the teleporter but I’m not going to use that teleporter that I will be indebted to the [ __ ] church if I actually go use that if I use that I’ll

Be indebted no aha oh you finally accepted the offers of the Church of oh no nuh no no way no way no way no way no way you think I Gerard T Rexford is going to use some [ __ ] shady ass Church no way not going to do that not going to [ __ ] do

That okay good good good it’s it’s actually decreasing thank god oh what about this if I remove that will it drop some okay never mind all right we finally have some aasha logs now we can make more fences right right we can we can make make more fences

Fences there we go there we go there we go it’s okay by we will not snitch don’t don’t no no no no no no no no no no no no no I’m not going to use it I’m not going to use it I’m going to use I’m

Going to use my my uh my my my stupid hardheadedness just like what I did on that [ __ ] um mob spawner I am not going to use I’m not going to cheat cheat is for losers I mean if it gets me to dub faster sure but no that is the church

That’s the church we’re talking about what the [ __ ] are you guys thinking what the [ __ ] are you guys thinking you want me to be indebted to Octavio of all people no way I’d rather [ __ ] die I’m not going to use that I am the leader a go whatever I say

Goes there we go there we go it should be fine now right should be fine okay I’m going to remove that remove this remove this and remove um this okay all right all right all right all right all right all right I think it’s all coming together now I think it’s all coming

Together okay all right all right give me give me that give me that give me that it’s all coming together now now I got to like place these things down here and move it one by one there we go there we go there we go there we go I’m smart

I’m so good I am so good I a great Minecraft Let’s player look at all this grub look at all this I’m Mining and Mining and Mining yeah Mining and Mining and Mining yeah there we go segregation my favorite Now give me that give me that thank you thank you thank

You yoink yoink and we destroy that destroy that no but it’s too big it’s too ah the Gap is too big it’s too big a God damn It okay the chick the Chicken Coop is way too big no I got to expand it I got to make it bigger I got to make it bigger bigger and better for everyone there we go there we go there we go should be nice should be big

Enough no no no no no no no no no no no no over here over here all right all right so I over yeah yeah yeah yeah there we go there we go there big the bigger the better indeed mhm mhm all right all right now time to make

Some uh fence doors at least so I could uh place them way easier right how do I even okay I got to I got to make I got to make no I got to get sheep now [ __ ] add that to the list add that to

The list I need I need sheep I need sheep give me sheep add that to the list please thank you I need sheep Okie doie all right all right all right all right this this is actually H this is actually sweet we’re we’re working together we’re working together to solve the Minecraft

Mysteries you guys be my secretaries and I’ll be the one providing you guys with um with uh with everything here all right so um oh wait wait wait where did I keep that [ __ ] where did I keep that um no no okay oh there we go now procreate

Procreate procreate for me there we go there we go there we go oh [ __ ] okay you guys you guys procreate please procreate make me more chickens you should be thankful for me I saved you I saved you you’re no longer hanging around in the wild you should be

Thanking me you are domesticated and you will live long happy lives as my belts would you like that would you like that you’re going to feed me you’re going to feed me all your eggs all your children will be used as cool hats that’s great you you over

There kitty kitty hey little kid hey hey hey you’ll definitely uh you look like a future boot you look like a future boot for me right next to your granddad don’t worry don’t worry you guys won’t be put to waste you guys will definitely be um useful all of your

Deaths will be will have meaning dedicate your lives to [Laughter] mea indeed now I got to put some feeds over here just in case okay those are the feeds we go as as long as I have unlimited amounts of wheat that should be all

Right oh wait I got to bring I got to bring I got to bring some wheat just in case wheat attracts sheep right wheat attracts sheep right right yep okay all right all right okay okay we’re we’re going to have to deal with that soon now where’s my strings where’s my

Spider string where’s my good string in short g string no no no no no no no I’m going too far I’m going too far Gerard no no you shouldn’t you shouldn’t do that okay where is where is where’s where’s my where where is it I I’m trying to find where

All oh what the [ __ ] huh huh what are what that what huh what happened how are you here why are you here what the [ __ ] where is he where’d he go where’d he go I don’t see him how where he where is he’s dying oh well uh um well goodbye where’d he

Go where’d he go is that you oh my God where did it go hey um at least I have lead now hell yeah spawned by the gun go [ __ ] I got lead I got lead hell yeah hell yeah I got lead [ __ ] yeah take it take it hell yeah

I am so sorry I am so sorry you’re stuck there now save the poor llama what am I going to do all right fine here get over here get over here get over here get over I said get over here get over here you feel like running here you feel like running now

Run where is it going oh well I’m just going to leave it over there see it’s not dead it’s not dead yet oh yeah the lead the lead all right I forgot I forgot about that oops sorry I I thought attacking him endlessly would actually bring get over here over here all right

Get over here get over here all right you’re safe you’re safe now you’re safe you’re safe everybody ignore the uh well you’re I guess you’re there now forever all right I guess uh I guess I can lure in more sheep I can lure sheep wa stop following

Me stop following me uh you you your your your dad’s dead I’m sorry there’s nothing I could do about it now there we go there we go sheep yeah he’s no I’m not stuck I’m not stuck I’m not stuck that was great say the heavens the

Heavens have gifted me a lead it gave me a lead it gave me lead H [ __ ] yeah baby hell yeah yeah let’s [ __ ] sleep let’s sleep let’s sleep let’s go let’s go wait wait wait [Laughter] [Laughter] eventually eventually there will be something over there how do I let wait wait Blackbeard I think I how the [ __ ] do I laugh again oh [ __ ] Blackbeard it’s so hard wait let me do it again f Let’s go let’s go uh I’ll find some sheep I’ll find some sheep later all right all right let’s go down let’s go down let’s mine some diamonds shall we I think that’s all right Blackbeard laugh M Water that’s so stupid can we have NPC Gerard back I thought you hated him I

Thought you don’t like him I thought you don’t like him he’s banished from the uh the Nether world or something all right all right let’s let’s go let’s go let’s go oh [ __ ] that almost killed me um uh how do I go back up again I don’t

Remember very much um yeah he’s still in my head don’t worry don’t worry he’ll be back eventually once the NPC streams come [Laughter] back who knows who knows I refuse to use uh I refuse to bring him out he’s uh he’s a living ow ow ow ow

That that ho that ho that ho that ho he’s a living breathing cancerous being for Content machine he shouldn’t be allowed to live what’s this oh this is oh this is the place oh all right okay it would be a real shame if I were to die again

Too thank you thank you thank you for that okay all right all right I think I think this is a time where we mine our diamonds I only have one diamond on me like there should be a level for me to get some [ __ ] diamonds am I

Right and also I need that I need that I need that where where is it where is it I need iron I need iron too there’s there’s um I need iron I need iron I I suffer from iron deficiency I need that insufficient iron give me iron please please I need

That give me give me give me yes iron iron I got iron Redstone lavis oh God there’s more there’s more should I H is there even a way down I mean there is there is a way down and it’s here I need I need that I need that I

Need that I need that thank you give me give me the delicious iron gold think that’s any useful I don’t I don’t even know if there’s like any value in Gold I don’t think I’ve seen anyone wear gold but um good for materials I guess gold in real life

Sure I need I need all of those do I have okay I got I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him I got him hopefully none none spawns here give me more items give me more give me more more

Items I want more uh oo there you are piece of [ __ ] ow the [ __ ] ow the [ __ ] are you doing how are you still alive oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] diamonds diamonds oh try not to like uh land in any of those thank you give me diamonds diamonds give me give me give

Me give me give me diamonds Give Me Diamonds what now all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right ow I guarded that come on give me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh crap oh [ __ ] oh

Crap ow ow ow ow ow ow ow I’m going to die I’m going to die ow ow ow ow ow ow ow that ho me I’m going to run out of okay ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow stop it stop it

I need diamonds I need to get that diamond yes yes there’s more diamonds survive getting it please diamond yes diamonds okay I got to block the source of water where is it coming from where’s it coming from oh God just just just wait oh God H what if there’s

Diamonds in there what if there’s diamonds okay I’m curious I’m curious okay I don’t care I I don’t care I don’t know I I don’t care here I’m going to go just stop blocking my way please thank you very much Give Me Diamonds give me chicken give me chicken at

Least it won’t let me in ah the Tide’s too strong oh it was a pool it was a pool no wonder all right okay all right all right so um going over here oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that actually scared me that actually scared me holy crap ow where where oh God

There’s oh God there’s lava over there okay fight fight fight fight okay I’m going to help you out going to help you out buddy I’m going to help you out kill kill that stupid thing for me go go go ow ow that hurt okay never mind never mind I’m

Going I’m going I’m going I’m going going game fight game fight die die help me spider help me help me spider help me I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to help you there there there there is it dead is it dead they’re fighting they’re fighting

They’re fighting I’m going to help you out buddy I’m going to help you out wait T them at there go go go go go go go go go you can no he’s dead now no he’s dead how how [ __ ] dare you ow okay okay piece of [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] that ow what

The [ __ ] ow what the [ __ ] how’d you get up okay I’m I’m leaving I’m leaving I don’t have time for this no I don’t have any I don’t have any coal I don’t have anything to like uh ah crap maybe there’s more over there the

CH them up there all right all right all right I got to I got to bring more I had carrots right there should be okay I have I have carrots all right I have carrots I have carrots but I don’t have diamonds I want diamonds give me oh God it’s the little

[ __ ] come on come on come get me come get me piece of [ __ ] what now where are you where are you [ __ ] die [ __ ] die ow I need I need I need um I need it fell oh God damn it it fell iron there’s iron there’s so many okay I’m going to

Go I hope there’s no nothing that will kill me over here give me iron give me me iron iron iron iron I need iron I’m iron deficient please give me iron I am not iron sufficient please give me give me give me iron please please please be anything down

Here please be anything please please please oh [ __ ] that sounds like lava that sounds like Lava AR IR give me iron what is that it’s a slime it’s a slime what I do what do I do with it is there any benefits of getting anything from a slime a slime um yo slime chunk it is it is slime now what do I do with it it’s jumping

Around mat I okay I’m going to kill it do you think it’ll kill me I mean of course it will it slime balls are useful all right all right all right that is a lot I’m sorry kids I’m going to let you live I’m going to let you live and procreate

Or something oh there’s something down here all right you’re going to live Slime Guy you’re cruel what what what I killed all his family he has a chance to live you want me to kill him I’m giving him a chance if you come near me I’ll kill

You do you want to be with your family tell me kid do you want to be with your family no not yet not yet child not yet grow up big and strong grow up to be like rimuru or something and then come find me maybe you’ll strong you’ll be strong enough then grow

Stronger grow stronger grow Stronger by jumping into the lava wait are you serious are you going to jump into the [ __ ] lava are you serious don’t jump please don’t jump oh no you went to no no he jumped to the but no No oh God the background music’s not helping mama Papa ow stop ow stop ow ow all right all right got to go back got to go back enough enough with the uh I never thought I’d be killing a kid today but but the uh the chances weren’t zero oh well you will be used um for great purpose don’t forget that your

Death will not be in vain you’ll be used for something greater living down here under the under the deaths will surely will surely be of Use and an entire bloodline no no no the blood line still here I think the bloodline I think is still here I think chain mail I got chain mail now what do I do with a chain Mail is chain mail better than iron than iron iron um whatever is it way better or is it worse no no all right okay all right chain mail oh it gives plus one I think iron is better all right all right I guess chain mail only prevents

You from getting stabbed no from getting sliced I think that’s what chain mails are right it stops you it stops the weapon from going in deeper so I think that’s what it’s for wearing fishnet I would get all the stuff that is um Blue Rocks the white

Box and the diamonds and gold trying to make a good mining place but um but it keep hitting water oh there’s iron over here iron I didn’t know there were iron there were iron I would have known there’s more iron give me more of that iron give me the iron baby Iron

Give me that iron iron iron all right going home all right all right where do I go now oh [ __ ] um do I jump down here no okay don’t all right don’t jump over there jump back here I got to get more coal I got to get more coal because if I

Get more coal that means I can go even deeper oh come on I got to bring back the loot got to bring back the loot home okay all right going back oh come on what now oh God oh God oh God run run run

Run run run run run run run run run run run run ow ow ow ow that hurt that ho that ho that ho that ho that ho that ho that hoit that hoit that hoit ow ow ow ow oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] right right right go back go back

All right all right go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep okay Shields funeral when don’t worry I got I got I I’m going to make more Shields I’m going to make more Shields

Um um all right uh I I have lots of iron 19 raw iron okay I’m going to mine more coal because I need coal do I have enough coal where’s my where’s my other coal [ __ ] I don’t have any coal all right mining for coal I remember having

Coal on the side here why are my chickens over here Jesus Christ my chickens are out and about oh [ __ ] I’m so sorry I’m going to have to put you guys down now okay more more coal over there more coal over here there we go there we go there we

Go yoink Yus yink us thank God I live right next next to a coal mine thank you thank you thank you that’s a lot of coal hell yeah I feel I feel this ecstasy whenever I whenever I get coal okay so give me give me that give

Me that yoink yoink all right okay I got to bring back this slime ball because I don’t know if I’m going to die and I’m going to lose a slime and it’s one in a million chances of getting [ __ ] slime now next if ever hey ruse ruse actually joined watch

Out why why do I need to watch out why do I need to watch out I swear to God why am I getting why am I getting threatened I didn’t do anything I didn’t steal your [ __ ] I didn’t do anything my God God you should be asking that yourself

Because I I’m getting better you should watch out ruse I’m getting better at Minecraft I’m building science one of these days you’re going to ask for my [ __ ] help like oh Gerard I need items do you have any of these items well of course of course ruse as the the very

Responsible leader I have all the items necessary for you to survive you poor [ __ ] I am going to be so rich H oh he didn’t find a trap yet the what a what there’s a trap huh you son of a [ __ ] trap in my [ __ ] home

Huh bro what do you mean there’s a [ __ ] trap in my base where you got to be kidding me man you got to be kidding me I’m just here I just got here I’m just playing my life what do you want from me oh God oh God this is this is

Something this is definitely something I just want to play Minecraft man you don’t you don’t got to ruin it that for me me okay now I got to be mindful of my [ __ ] traps all right all right all right all right all right where would he likely put it though where would he

Likely put it because I have no idea like where I usually go because usually traps are PL traps are like for places where animals would go frequent you know frequently go there and they wouldn’t even notice it what do I even go did you place did you place something did you

Place TNT under my there’s no TNT here right no okay there isn’t okay all right there isn’t you’ll figure out soon oh ha sure sure I okay all right all right if I survive if I survive an entire stream without Landing in any of the traps that

Means I win you [ __ ] suck you suck as a monster hunter I I uh I kind of doubt your skills like are you sure this is the Monster Hunter this guy is supposed to trap animals and [ __ ] but can’t even trap the leader my goodness gracious now everyone’s like doing now

I’m curious what the [ __ ] is that trap what the [ __ ] does the Trap even look like where even is it where where it be where it be though do you want me to destroy this thing okay now I’m looking for the trap now I’m looking for I’m curious I’m

Curious sorry Octavio the Church of O requires the Church of O requires uh requires nothing but my hatred there we go there we go y let me let me cut okay I’m I’m going to take some of these because these are really really important materials it’s in the desert so it should be

Used heresy no it’s there I say there I say this is a waste of [ __ ] time and resources that could be used to develop our base if you’re church ever so claims to be something beneficial for mankind wouldn’t you be not wasting any materials come on watch Octavio log in

No no no he wouldn’t mind he wouldn’t mind Octavio is a busy man he’s busy do you guys did you guys listen to his cover out yet did you it was actually pretty good he he did everything he did everything on that one it’s actually really good guys if you haven’t listened

To uh octavius’s cover yet check it out um it’s really great it’s really beautiful all right um now where where are my iron where’s my iron okay there there’s there’s the iron now I have coal left yes yes yes okay yoink yoink over there okay all right

Now I got 40 I got 40 I got a lot now I got to put the over there mhm okay all right okay all right okay now I got to make um shield shield please thank you thank you very much now I got to throw tenina the

Church of O will not forget this repent now no no I would never repent because repenting is for [ __ ] losers that means you would regret living the life that you that you want no way that is not me I do not regret the actions that I do it was a

Result of my conscious thinking and I don’t like regretting every decision that I make that just means you’re living a life of something that you do not like I don’t I don’t I do not repent repent is for losers okay just dropping chain mail boots oh

Wait nah I’m going to throw it I’m going to throw it even though I can get like a nuggets out of that no thank you I don’t like it but thank you by the way thank you thank you for all right got to got to bring this

Thing home I got coal [ __ ] sake I got coal hey just checking have you stepped in any blocks in your animal pen today uh I don’t think I’ve seen anything no did I break it did I break it by any chance did I break did did I break it um I don’t see

It he bluffing I don’t know there’s nothing here what is there to get you broke it did I oh okay just oh okay all right all right all right I think I [ __ ] broke broke it yeah I survived I think I don’t even know what will happen will it blow up

TNT or [ __ ] Gerard have you checked your roof recently I have a roof wait wait wait wait let me see let me see did I I mean I I don’t know I’ll check all right what the [ __ ] all right all right all right these guys are [ __ ] planting me

Stupid [ __ ] traps I don’t even know if there there are traps there’s nothing here it’s just the [ __ ] Church of [ __ ] o I would I would never bury TNT under your animals oh my God Rose what the [ __ ] were you thinking those are our food that’s our

Food you would risk doing that my God that took me ages to get don’t you [ __ ] dare okay you know what I’m going to I’m going to I’m going to remove this oh cool you didn’t see it didn’t see what probably oh God I hate them I hate

Them so much I hate them I hate them I hate them why would you do this to me why I’m just living my life I didn’t even I haven’t even seen your place yet ruse I only seen the VOD but I have not seen like uh your effort I I’m I’m

Trying okay you know what I’m going to visit his house later I’m going to visit his house later if I if I do find it if I find his house I’m going to play some [ __ ] prank ruse you better not watch this you better not watch this I am pre-planning a

Prank Oh wait [ __ ] over here get over here get over here all right all right now I got to cook some food at least for me to survive down at the mine and after that if we get if if we get good enough materials you know like wait I can make

Bomb I can make TNT now I can make TNT I have gunpowder I have lots of gunpowder I have lots of gunpowder don’t say your plan out loud banjo oh he he wouldn’t know he wouldn’t know he wouldn’t know I’m speaking in my mind right now he wouldn’t he wouldn’t he

Wouldn’t listen he would listen um where’s where’s where’s where’s all right I want you to procreate for me procreate [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] everybody plap plap right now plap plap plap plap I’m encouraging there we go there we go there we go there we go there we go okay

All right all right all right more food give it to me give it to me give it to me thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you now if you would mind make some more kids please there we go see I’m not that I’m not

That evil no no [ __ ] no no get back inside get back in oh God oh God I’m going to have to put you down I’m sorry you went outside no I have to put you down where’s the other one oh no I’m so sorry I’m so sorry you’re going to have to

Be I’m so sorry that was your fault that that is your fault poor parenting Behavior results into execution I’m sorry I’m sorry I don’t think you’re fit for uh fit for being a parent I’m sorry I’m sorry that’s just how life is now I have to cook some chicken there we go

Yoink oh God what now he joined the game 10 what what are you what is that number nine what you’re counting down for what brose what do you mean where are you oh my rose why are you counting down what the stop where what the [ __ ] are you

Doing I where where’s the bombs I got 1.5 oh [ __ ] where are you what what he’s causing me psychological damage I haven’t even oh God oh God oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on man let me play my goddamn game come

On get out of the castle I’m not getting out I worked hard for this I’m going to die inside my castle he’s playing mind games I know I know I know it’s like it’s like there’s not even there’s no bombs the C4 the C4 it reminds me of that episode of Teen

Titans you know where Slade was like in the in the head of Robin this entire time Minecraft you are the eldrich [ __ ] you say that you’re not into like a love crafy and [ __ ] but you are the love crafy and [ __ ] my friend okay there’s chicken all right

I’m cooking I’m cooking if you want to play with me ruse you don’t have to be you can play with me you can play Minecraft with me if you want want to come on come on don’t be shy now okay I have three left and then I’ll

Be embarking down the Trap was in your head oh oh [ __ ] you why would you do that you [ __ ] you absolute dick why would you do that knowing you would actually put some [ __ ] TNT in my house I believed you why would you do that okay one more one more he’s playing

With you yeah he’s not playing games like legit games like on a computer he’s playing mind games with me okay 8 11 hey welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome to rard lizards okay all right all right I think I’m going to throw I’m going to throw away um no the Deep Slate’s going to

Stay deep slate you stay I don’t know because you’re you look cool all right all right all right all right oh wait I got to craft more craft craft I got to craft more um okay I got to get more wood wood wood wood I need wood I need

Wood he would he would yeah he would he definitely would um do doco give me give me that give me that give me that I can’t crafted RAR thank you everybody say thank you say thank you everybody say thank you for the gifted memberships say thank you

Now if you don’t say thank you I’ll forever curse you all right time to craft me some um what do you call those yink all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right now uh Anvil no steel block no now I got to

Get more because I think the iron that I have right right now isn’t enough I got only 33 Ingot no I got 52 Ingot I need to get more I need to get more need to get more can I get more sticks please thank you stick thank you I need I need

Stick thank you hey ruse okay he joined again now that I know that you uh you [ __ ] uh you [ __ ] dick you got nothing on me I got I don’t have to be I got three diamonds okay yes yes yes all right all right all right

Okay okay all right all right all right all right all right all right I don’t have to be worried about anything anymore it’s it’s all just a [ __ ] prank right it’s all a prank right unless that was the prank unless that was a prank you know maybe he’s just

Lying he says so sure oh no oh no yeah maybe I am right maybe I am right oh God oh God oh wait I got to I got to craft more I got to craft more I keep forgetting I keep forgetting I got to craft more an axe got to craft an axe

Give me an axe yes all right give me the steel steel steel is heavier than feathers axe give me an axe axe please axe on a okay all right all right all right all right got to place the wheat somewhere somewhere out there wheat great stay there stay

There um fences you stay here for a bit too sand uh I don’t think I need you I don’t think I need the sand yet um what else do I need I have I don’t need these for now just stay there okay these are just for emergency purposes okay okay

Iron pickaxe iron wood for emergency stuff okay what what else do I need what else what else do I need stop spamming that [ __ ] in my chat guys I am afraid I’m getting scared I am scared I am afraid okay just just throw that in there chat you’re scaring me Banes

What’s heavier a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers if you ask me steal cuz steel is heavier than feathers oh [ __ ] okay okay that was that was my bad okay um nine torches over there over here arrows we got eggs seems like uh ruse is taking his

Time in the game I guess he is playing a game now with me okay so here eggs just in case all right okay all right all right all right okay all right all right let’s [ __ ] go hey got attend to my little farm aw

See you have a farm you got a barn over there it’s what you call primitive technology preserving your food eventually ruse will will learn EV eventually ruse will learn to like accept technology is important in life because he refuses to use any of the items that’s like I present

To him like come on this is this is like a spawn we could benefit from this ruse why won’t you use it and he [ __ ] refuses I don’t know why it’s something what you it’s it’s something what you call an innovation automation is for cowards well if it makes my life easier

Sure I don’t give a [ __ ] but making one is not a cowardly move I’m not borrowing items okay cowards are the ones borrowing from someone I built mine from [ __ ] scratch I’m not a [ __ ] coward I am what you call a smart individual oh God I remember this place

I remember this place ruse ruse uh how do you make there’s a spider spawn something here I don’t know what to do with it it came keeps [ __ ] me up maybe I should maybe I should dedicate another like stream for that or something yeah maybe I could oh o o o o

I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know okay never mind okay maybe I’ll dedicate another stream for um making another spawner maybe I could do it on this stream too oh yeah maybe I could yeah you can make another yeah hey yeah another go put that on the list put

That on the list put that on the [ __ ] list we are going to make a spider spawn something something all right all right remember to put that in in the [ __ ] checklist you guys are in it with me okay all right okay we ignore everything that’s happening over there

Please ignore every oh God there’s a creeper over there um just Creeper Creeper Creeper all right all right all right just placing items here all right all right right okay okay all right all right all right all right all right now this I think I am safe no

No no no not yet not yet I’m not safe as long as that as long as that lava is there I’m not safe I’m going to going to mine this thing for a bit I’m going to mine this thing for a bit and what I’m going to do is cover it

Up don’t fall don’t fall stupid don’t fall don’t fall all right okay all right okay I think I think I’m safe for now okay all right safe I’m safe I’m safe from the danger all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all

Right he he we got to get some diamonds too because once we get enough diamonds we can finally Craft um a teleporter of something yeah we can do that we can do that we’re not going to borrow items from from Octavio because Octavio is a piece of [ __ ] that doesn’t

That likes to borrow from people and steal [ __ ] hey oh God oh God hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey okay he’s dead okay all right all right all right all right I’m learning I’m learning I’m learning oh got drop this drop this drop this this this this okay okay yes yes

Yes die die die die die okay okay all right all right all right all right all right all right all right I think we’re on to something I think we’re on to something I think we’re on to something it’s the O that provides me with the blessings I simply accept no

Way no [ __ ] way Octavio no [ __ ] way your church is a [ __ ] bogus it doesn’t exist that’s [ __ ] if your God ever exists can I have a trial version can I have diamonds please if it exists I’m just saying if it exists I’ll if if I am to

Be granted diamonds here this instant the portal is right there no I don’t I don’t like it I don’t I’m not that is not the trial version that I Ask of I don’t need [ __ ] help from your stupid portal I want the miracle to happen right

Now I’m like one of those um teachers in the Bible or something that don’t believe [ __ ] unless you know I’m I’m testing the faith I’m testing my own faith come on come on come come Oni give it to me give it to me give it

To me Gerard a coward no no I’m not a coward I’m a realist Hallelujah give me give me give me give me give me there’s so much there’s so is this the miracle is this the miracle of O is the miracle of O surviving ruse’s traps as well I have no

Idea independent Dino yeah I’m an independent Dino Who Don’t Need No Man I like me mining I am a miner I am a miner Miner alert Miner alert give me mining Mining and Mining and Mining yeah all right give me give me give me that give me that give me

That give me that give me that piece of [ __ ] there we go yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink all right all right all right I’m getting so much I’m getting so many Ste is heavy Ste is heavy now where is that

Stupid okay run run run run just just enough distance just enough distance to get me some [ __ ] steel and then we’re going to make an anvil and then we’re going to name the cow nelli oh oh [ __ ] yeah now this is the Minecraft experience I don’t need no

Help from my senis I am an independent man who don’t need no [ __ ] help die die die die die die die all right diamond oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] ah eat eat eat eat eat eat oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] eat eat eat oh God oh God there’s even more of them all right all right all right all right

All right all right all right all right all right we can do this diamonds I got diamonds baby diamonds iron iron iron IR I got so many I got so many if you’ll excuse me for a bit just placing some of these over here so they won’t spawn again yes

Yes yes okay okay okay Strat Strat Strat Strat yes yes yes yes yes die die die die scum scum tiny shut the [ __ ] up if you can hear Tiny from you know barking I’m sorry tiny is a little [ __ ] tiny oh god there oh [ __ ] that’s a

Lot that’s a lot that’s a lot that’s a lot oh my God that’s a lot okay going to get that yoink yoink all right there’s more down but I don’t think it’s worth risking just yet cuz um if I were to get lost then that means diamonds that I

Have right here might disappear after I die that’s going to be a pain in the ass just over here that’s a lot that’s a lot that’s a lot of creepers that is a lot that is a lot all right yes oh [ __ ] that is a lot that is a Lot oh is he dead yeah he died all right just got to is there any oh there’s tough there’s there’s got to be more right there’s got okay I’m going to going to cover that hole with some stuff if I am ever to survive Slaughter keeper is feeling like convention in

Here no no no no no no that’s bad that’s bad that’s bad that’s that’s mean I mean yeah there’s lots of creepy people as well in generally everywhere so yeah be careful guys if you guys are going to like conventions and stuff be mindful of actual legit creepers all right all right be

Careful yeah ruse left thank God I was afraid something might happen okay right okay yoink yoink all right all right got to remove that tough I don’t I even know what the tough does oh wait wait wait should I get more in my house I I swear to God if he

Placed something in my house I have no idea I don’t know what I’m going to do I don’t know like lost cause I suppose Lost Cause God I hope it’s not bombs at least I’m I’m hoping to God it’s not a it’s not a TNT please don’t ex don’t [ __ ] up

My house ruse it took me a long time it’s [ __ ] [ __ ] Sandstone you have no idea how hard it is to build that house I have to like mine more [ __ ] sand just to create Sandstone oh God oh God okay do I have anything here okay no okay okay I’m going

To oh come on not you twoo okay going to close this right here should I mine it yes I will I will definitely mine it oh yes okay all right all right all right where is this Christmas miracle damn you got to oh wait I can’t read that uh

Uhoh oh God that’s a lot yes ow ow ow ow what the [ __ ] ow ow ow ow ow ow what the [ __ ] ah crap this is going to be painful ah [ __ ] ah crap this is going to be painful this is going to be painful this is this is painful this is going

To yeah y oh what were you saying wait what what what um um damn you got to find sand in the desert I didn’t even think about that oh God yeah it is hard it is it is oh God I’m so sorry ruse I made your job even more

Difficult oh God okay wait wait wait wait wait wait got to got to get uhoh uhoh uh-oh hey hey hey all right there’s more over here more more more more more why what are you hiding over there hey hey okay is there anything else nothing I think I’ve claimed this

As my own hell [ __ ] yeah claimed it claimed it I claimed this cave as my house house of Gerard there we go see it’s cleared I cleared a dungeon no nothing’s going to spawn now I think I hope wait I got to place more over here

Um I hope they don’t spawn anywhere near this place yoink okay all right okay all right okay oh I can hear them I can hear them newb no base now this is this is far more difficult than the base that I have it’s far I don’t maybe in the future yes

But now no this is not the kind of Base that I would think would be fit for me because it’s too far I would rather have the base that’s like under my [ __ ] house yes all right what what about here is there anything down here oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh snap oh snap

Is there anything down oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey Jessica welcome nothing nothing okay I’m going to I’m just going to mine these and go back to where I came from snappy snappy snappy snappy give me that I got so much loot but do I remember where I came from though do I

Remember uhoh okay that’s going to be that’s going to be a huge problem that’s going to be a huge problem for me just finding the way back home uh-oh uhoh where do I go uhoh wait I got to oh there’s another one what is this what is this what is

This you got to be kidding me there’s another place holy [ __ ] okay all right all right all right okay okay okay going there later going there later okay there’s more place for me to visit down there okay I’m going to go down there um do I have um

Sign no no okay I’m going to make a crafting table just so we know this is a good place to stay on um yoink over there and um Give Me A Sign Give Me A Sign sign Give Me A Sign Give Me A Sign all right mining area okay all right mining

Area what’s this um toilet oshis remember he is known for breaking toilets in the thief simulator hey you don’t need to remind that come on [ __ ] why do you got to remind everyone that okay um so we got possible mining Depot okay possible mining Depot all right

Okay all right okay okay we go there no that’s too far right no that’s too far yeah going to break this for a bit and um I’mma place it wait what is that what is that green oh that’s okay okay Gerard toy Rexford yep that’s that’s who I be now I guess I

Suppose okay got a all right got to get that it’s it’s too close it’s too close all right so I’m going to put this here mining area mining area right okay all right all right all right we’re leaving our Mark we’re leaving our Mark in the

World okay going back I don’t want to lose every single loot that I have now I’m going to make more um what do you call those uh torches I’m going to make more torches I have in total four pieces of diamond strange whoever wrote these signs was very

Unconfident you’re not even going to go here ruse you’re not even going to to go here you got your own place over there but if you do uh don’t mind it don’t mind it I don’t even know if it’s going to be a mining area that’s why I put question

Marks on there I I will not I will not like subject my viewers to believing that there’s a mining area there I’m not going to give them any false hope I’m a good leader so that’s why I put question marks only if I’m actually legit sure I

Will give them my blessings that it will be a mining Depot you got me you got me all right okay okay just going down going down yoink ow okay ow all right okay okay okay yes yes yes yes yes yes all right all right all right all right going home going

Home I hope the chickens have like multiplied by now please I need your meat I’m eating chicken breasts please oh yeah what’s your favorite uh what’s your favorite chicken part my favorite chicken part is the breast and also the chicken wings those are my favorite just think about me right now

I’m hungry a God don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me I I like me some chicken breast and chicken wings legs clearly legs you know the the the uh the drumstick I guess I guess but but you know I want me some wings I want me some

Wings drumsticks are great but you know it’s not fun it’s not fun I want me some [ __ ] some [ __ ] uh wings and breasts I mean breasts lack taste or everything they don’t have any flavor but you know I like it it has more meat in it but less flavor I

Guess it has a built inhan that’s F oh yeah true yeah okay okay okay you got a point you got a point you got a point ruse you got a point it has a built-in handle it’s literally meant for getting uh held yeah that’s true that’s true that’s

True what the flying [ __ ] is this Oh my wait I got to sleep I got to sleep wait I got to sleep I don’t want to die by some okay all right all right all right all right all right all right what if T clicked that I need to be I need to be certain look up look where look

Where where do you want me to look where do you want me to look what what inside oh no what the [ __ ] is that oh no you [ __ ] no [ __ ] you I didn’t even see that what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh come on my house is flooded Jesus

Christ oh God what’s up there what’s up there I wonder you absolute [ __ ] why would you do that no man get SK idiot I already have a skiy I already have one I don’t need one of my roof Jesus oh God oh God oh

Well oh God now what do I do here um oh God I can’t even fix the roof I don’t even have the [ __ ] blocks on it oh God oh God oh well that’s going to stay there forever I guess okay let’s go home wait no no no no no no yoink

Yink all right okay all right what now what the [ __ ] is This did it deactivate it at least did it deactivate it what is this the [ __ ] is that trip wire hook it’s not even a button why are you doing this to me why are you inflicting psychological [ __ ] Warfare on me ow [ __ ] ow ow [ __ ] that hurt okay all right you dick

He just died uh oh God why why why why would you do this to me I haven’t done [ __ ] to you man you want to die stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] I’ll kill you get try try and get out I [ __ ] dare you I dare you to get out I’m going to murder your family

Anyway give me that give me give me the wheat I having such a bad mood right now after a long days of work you’d think you’re going to you think you’re going to like relax I could have died I could have died my goodness ah got to be something here

Um give me that iron cook some more cook some more I’m going to bring it home got four Rose if if I had died my diamonds you’re going to have to repay me if I die right here right now because of your stupid prank I don’t know you’re

Going to have to pay me for for everything that I have lost okay just m okay ignore him ignore him ignore him he’s he’s just playing tricks on you Gerard he’s doing nothing sure um uh yeah give me some iron please iron no not iron diamonds diamonds are way more expensive

Rose come on give me okay there’s more okay cool cool give me more diamonds Give Me Diamonds if I die because of of you you’re going to have to give me diamonds because my existence is a giant investment no no no no no no give me don’t give me diamonds Don’t Give Me

Diamonds don’t give me I’m just joking I’m just joking if you give me if you give me diamonds that means I’m a [ __ ] loser I’m not I’m not I’m not going to get that think I’m going to fall for that I’m not a [ __ ] loser not a coward I’m a leader I’m a

Self-sufficient leader I’ll go see how how oh my God you will do that yeah steal from the church steal from the church steal from the church let’s [ __ ] go you’ll get some more right he’ll get some more his so-called God provides for him anyways go steal from the church

Looks like ruse is uh what looks like ruse is a Bard since he cast vicious mockery and did two two points of psychic damage t t yeah you do that does make sense maybe he is the bard of armis after all he did a karaoke so technically we have two bards in our

Group one is chaotic evil and one is just a [ __ ] you choose who all right okay all right all right I think I’ve had I’ve had enough coal I think I can make some more yeah give me some more give me some more give me some

More give me some more okay 64 I think that should be enough I think that should be enough for me to survive more coal give me more give me more give me more give me more coal I need the coal I need it give me that [ __ ] coal please

Thank you thank you very much I love me some coal coal digger yeah I love me some charcoal give it to me get get get it to me get oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] I I broke my but do not fret I have so many sticks and so

Many iron so much iron so much iron in my disposal still can’t believe like like a a merchant just spawned in my house like what the [ __ ] is that supposed to happen do they usually spawn on that close to my house I don’t know I’m going to use the rails in the

Future I’m going to use the rails to like uh transport like um items cuz it’s so far away like the CH yeah I’m going to build rails from here all the way to the church of O so I can travel all the way back to the uh to the spawn to the

Mob spawn how how much do I got okay 23 that should be enough all right 64 all right all right we we got we got we got 64 and more oncoming all right all right so so wait wait wait how do I make steel steel blocks how do I make steel blocks

Steel blocks I need to I need to make an anvil how do I make how do I make one do I just oh there it is block of iron give me block all right give me give me that give me that all right I got three now how

Much oh God I opened Photoshop [ __ ] sake um and three okay three and that okay okay all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right Anvil I got Anvil hell yeah ah Anvil baby Anvil I got some [ __ ] Anvil yes now where’s my name tag name

Tag where’s my name tag oh wait it’s downstairs it’s downstairs name tag is downstairs okay name tag all right all right all right all right we got this we got this baby all right so what I’m going to do is um place name tag over here and I’m going to tell

It Nelly Nelly all right there we go Nelly all right you’re Nelly there we go we got Nelly hell yeah lell h well [ __ ] yes baby now feed eat eat consume consumeth consumeth and procreate give me more give me more yeah automated Farm soon automated Farm I’m going to have to get like um villagers for that see YouTube tutorials actually help all right and I saw lots of people

Like playing like like a lot of stuff y okay okay yeah yeah yes yes yes yes yes yes we bring back we we brought Nelly to life all right all right all right all right what’s onto my list again I don’t remember oh yeah diamonds

We need to get diamonds we need to get diamonds so I can craft some okay we got to-do list sheep uh-huh we get fixed Farm yes upgrade house uh Carol Carol some villagers yep um mine coal mhm uh iron and diamonds Ono Anvil um spider

Spawn we uh prank ruse uh I guess all right thank you thank you thank you thank you for the updated list now I got to eat some of these chickens all right okay all right okay okay okay all right all right all right all right make make children make

Children please [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] please plap plap plap we are surviving here got to keep your strength up yep yep yep yes oh wait I got to build I got to build something I got to I got to build a mini house for the villagers in the future right because if

I find the Villagers houses I’m going to have to trap them inside because so they won’t like despawn or something okay sleep sleep sleep I’m going to make a mini house for all the villagers soon once I find the villagers that’s when I will build

It give me red wool there we go there we go there we go there we go house or cells they’re both both are the same they house inmates so it should be fine right Tech technically the same technically the same okay okay since you guys are like um increasing in

Numbers yeah there we go just just just share a cell for now no share a house for now make make make um well I can’t feed any of you yet soon soon soon where’s Nelly am I killing Nelly Nelly’s over there so fine it’s fine it’s fine

I’m killing I’m killing some of them but not all of them all right nice nice nice all right all right right nice nice nice nice nice all right all right all right all right all right works works for me now I got to go

Down I got to go down again to mine me some some more stuff and also oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I need pickaxe I need a pickaxe give me the pickaxe I need the Diamonds oh wait un pickaxe that should be enough right that should be enough that should be enough

Right and I can mine oh boy oh snap oh snap oh snap that should be enough I remember Octavio [ __ ] up the uh the lava spawn over here now there’s a lot of obsidian for me to get and I will definitely find it you need

Di give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me it’s all coming together it’s all coming together it’s all coming together now now where the [ __ ] is it oh there it is there it

Is now this is going to take some time no there we go obsidian we got obsidian we are slowly but surely making our way to the Minecraft Legends category okay there’s lava everywhere but it should be fine it should be fine but it takes a long time it’s fine

It’s fine anything I’ll take mining this out here then mining [ __ ] under there I don’t want to get kill down there all right at least we have the diamond okay got to block that one block block it please block that please oh my God I I almost fell into that one y

Y y y night okay okay it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine yeah I’m going to be careful I’m going to be extra extra careful mining this [ __ ] out get that get that yes yes yes yes yes give me givee give me give me give me give Bano

Did you know if you throw eggs on the on the on the ground uh you have chances to spawn a chicken oh yeah I forgot about that I completely ignored all of the eggs oh wait maybe I should have made hoppers on the ground you know oh whoa whoa whoa hey

Hey hey I’m not I’m not I’m not dumb enough to stay over there my God okay there’s um there’s stuff over here okay get that get that get that get that get that get that why do you keep spawning I don’t hear you I don’t hear you okay I got 10

How much do do I need how wait wait wait wait let me see um teleporter um how um what was that teleporter um Minecraft how do I do this um what what was the name um what was the name of that wait let me nether portal okay NE nether portal

Nether nether portal Minecraft nether portal nether portal MC all right okay so what do I Need okay one Two okay okay okay um guys what do I do what do I do with the how many 12 and four St okay okay all right all right 10 obsidian is good enough really is it is it good enough I’m going to get some more I’m going to get some

More I’m going to get some more and we’re going to we’re going to dine in tonight oh my God stop stop stop doing that all right 12 I got 12 I got 12 now I’m not going to use I’m not going to waste my diamonds all right

Not going to waste my diamonds cuz diamonds are super expensive and it’s hard to come by so I’m just going to use it when mining extra hard stuff that’s it just just give me just give me just give me that thank you thank you thank you I don’t care if shinry fixed the

Portal or not I don’t care I’m making my own I’m making my own chat chat don’t don’t enforce the idea on me that I will be borrowing Octavio’s Church of O [ __ ] I am not I’m going to live my life using my own items because I don’t want to be

Indebted to those [ __ ] okay eggs okay there we go eggs Right okay it’s spawning it’s spawning okay there we go nice nice there we go there we go got raw beef okay raw beef me well all right that’s going to cook mhm and um I don’t need anything else okay so what else do I need I need like um how

Do I activate it though how do I activate it seems like I need a lot right I need a lot Flint a [ __ ] I don’t have any Flint I don’t have any Flint that’s going to be it’s going to be a pain in the ass okay charcoal you stay over

Here iron ingot oh wait I need the iron I need the iron I’m going to make make me um what was it yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink thank you all right yes yes yes and bow give me a bow bow yes all right okay getting prepared getting prepared preparing myself preparing myself for

Travel okay um this one I’m just going to have to throw away way uh everything is all according to plan will it get into flat nether I have no idea I have no idea um enchanted book um blast protection diamond oh I have one Diamond okay I have one Diamond

Remaining but that should be fine that should be fine I got sticks some of those okay all right okay this one I’m going to leave here mhm and oh my God I’m going to leave the diamond pickaxe I am not losing the diamond pickaxe all right oh wait wait wait I

Got no I got to leave this thing I got to find flint I got to find flint poor shinry no o octavia’s going to use it anyways just not me I am not the I’m not the only only one using the okay Octavio can use it if he wants to but I’m going

To use my own teleporter he worked so hard I know he worked so hard I know I know but if ever I go there that only teleports to like the Tempest Guild that is the one-way ticket to the Tempest Guild but I’m not going to the Tempest

Guild I am not going to the Tempest Guild you hear me I am not going there it may have went it may go to somewhere more fitting but I’m going to use my portal right over here don’t you feel bad for shinry I I don’t I don’t that’s his

Mistake that’s his mistake as a senpai he should know better that I am not dependent on their items okay I’m going to sleep I am I’m going to sleep that’s not the problem oh no what what is the problem it’s going to destroy tav’s portal boncho what really really what maybe

Further yeah I’m going to travel further I guess let’s F around and find out you you can destroy a pearl if you put oh really oh you could have told me I could go somewhere far away I could go somewhere far far away further see see see big brain big brain

Underground we can do this we can do this we can do this see see see I I I definitely know what I’m going to do has to be super far don’t worry I got this super far don’t worry super far super far that’s already far enough it’s it’s going to be super

Far it’s going to be super far you you don’t have to worry about a goddamn thing okay so I’m going to place some rails down here and also um where what else what else I got four steak just going to place it here just in case uh-huh uh-huh

String yoink all right okay all right this one’s damag I’m going to throw it away yoink uh-oh uhoh uh-oh okay all right all right all right okay now we proceed with building no I got to proceed with finding I got to proceed with finding the stuff underground toilet is this far enough

Though is this far enough though I’m going to travel all the way back is this far enough though is this far is this far enough you should put it in the ocean oh you want me to put wait a minute this place I think I haven’t explored this place far enough

Yet no I already explored this place okay all right should I place the portal over here it should be underground ow I is it far enough wait how many blocks does it need to be to be far away he’s getting distracted I know I know

Flint boncho yeah I need to find a flint but is this far is this far away enough though is a thing I I got to check how many blocks does it need to be 1,25 okay I’m going to go check I’m going to go up really far I think I’m going to go

Up going to go back up 1,25 but I don’t know which so I’m going to calculate first I’m going to calculate no you are going to calculate you are going to calculate like how far it is I’m going to go to Octavio’s house I’m going to go to activ I’m going

To go to Octavio’s house yeah we are yeah yeah Minecraft experts out there I’m going to go to the teleporter yeah unpaid secretaries no no no no no no your dedication to me is enough my I will give you I’ll give you head Pats virtual headat they’re there they’re

There my children um my children of sorority will you please pretty please help me out on this one pretty pretty please look at that so I’m going to F3 right so how many blocks this is like um where do I see it where do I see it where is

It where do I see it um I don’t know XYZ is it XYZ I’m being and I’m loving it hell yeah you should um xyz’s all right this is wait I need I need an axe I need I need an axe I need an axe I need I need to make an axe

I need to make an axe all right so how far is this okay this is 504 no no wait it should be under so this is 509 74 – 252 okay so so how far could it be does that work does that work H does that work so

That’s the coordinates now if I go down head Pats don’t pay the bills though boncho oh it will um go to your um um electric company or something and give them head Pats they’ll definitely love it they’re overworked as [ __ ] anyway oh no it [ __ ] up oh

God oh God it [ __ ] up the okay it’s first position first position first position it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine oh it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine the first position is uh over here over here okay 509 okay all right all right all right first

Position it should be fine right it should be fine it’s so far away it’s so far away it’s so far away so if I were to plant it right over here how many blocks is is this is it too close still too close Okay 504 it’s like

504 Too Close ah [ __ ] it’s too close it’s not far enough how far like um hypothetically if hypothetically um what are the co coordinates like um let’s give out like um an assumption here um two four okay so we should make another entrance to go to the portal after

Finish then going through the toilet okay I’m not not smart too many numbers yep 1025 1,25 so um okay I’m going to go okay just just to be safe just to be safe 1,25 in what in uh X Y or Z I have no idea good luck thinking yeah I have no

Idea 2529 2529 yeah it’s oh God that’s that 3,191 blocks um um 1529 oh it needs to be what oh [ __ ] all right fine it needs to be at that at least okay all right all right all right all right we’re too close right we’re too

Close going to make another one going to make another one it needs to be at that amount okay thank you thank you thank you there um head Pats Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat that will definitely feed you and your kids okay all right all right okay all

Right okay all right seems good enough seems good enough okay I’m going to bring these things home for a bit oh I got to make bread I guess bread is like the good substitute cuz I have a lot of those okay give me that give me all of the bread please

Give me all the bread give me bread bread give me all the bread give me that [ __ ] bread make bread yes all right okay now we got to find flint and stone and find a place where I can like set up a teleporter all right all right all right

Let’s find a place for me to uh set up a teleporting Camp it should be far away oh wait oh wait oh wait I do remember something I do remember a place I remember a place I remember a place where it’s fine I remember a place

I remember a good place for me to set it up I remember I remember swamp biome nope but it’s pretty close somewhat close at least Bru Tavern nope nope nope nope I got to go guys I got to go yoink all right let’s go let’s

Go let’s go to that place shall we why he going to the church of O nope I’m not going to go to the church of O I’m going somewhere somewhere somewhere uh who knows who knows who knows nobody knows nobody knows nobody knows nobody knows I don’t even know where ruse’s Tavern

Is I don’t even know okay I’m I’m just going to calculate the distance of it very much later mhm mhm okay I’m getting lost um three all right where could it possibly be I remember it’s somewhere around here other Church ruse’s abandoned chest if it’s still there sure sure why not right why

Not you still don’t have a flint though I know we’re going to go search for the island we’re going to go search for the island and then we’re going to find a flint like a suitable place suitable place for me to to use all right where could it

Possibly be where is it though where is it oh God there’s uh there’s drown everywhere I hope they don’t throw [ __ ] at me where could it possibly be maybe it’s over here I remember it being Sandy okay Define suitable it’s suitable it’s all right enough it’s all right it’s all right there it

Is wait no this isn’t it this isn’t it this wasn’t it where is it I remember like I remember finding a place where there’s like uh stuff on it too where was it where was it hint it’s a cave yep it is a cave it was now I don’t know where it

Is maybe it’s around here there circling around it [ __ ] it’s so dark outside too much secret places yep I guess one of these days uh the secret places are going to be so secret that I won’t even find in myself uh-oh uhoh maybe I I’m I’m just that

Dumb did I bring any sheep with me [ __ ] I hope there’s sheep everywhere uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh maybe maybe um uh-oh uhoh uh-oh y yit yit I’m lost I am so lost I don’t even know where it is uh-oh oh hi uh Axel hi um hello everybody thank you thank you for

Raiding me axis ire everybody welcome welcome to New victims of uh [Laughter] Minecraft fun fact I have no idea where I’m going I thought there was something that I could find turns out there isn’t okay maybe next time maybe next time uh maybe I should go

Home maybe I should just go home for now M M M M M hello new unpaid interns yeah you’re going to be helping me you’re going to be helping me play Minecraft I don’t know if any of you aols are like really great at Minecraft but now that

You’re here you are now you are now my victims you guys are now forced to be overworked by Yours Truly M MW MW m MW mwah mwah if you don’t mind Octavia I’m going to sleep no unpaid work again yes unfortunately it’s just the love for

Your oce you love me right you love me I mean new people here probably don’t know me but you will love me you will love me you will definitely crave for more work like please Bano Bano more work K say oh oh of course of course with certainty

Certainly I will give give you more work because you asked as the ever loving boncho that I am I will definitely give you more work run aols no you can’t run from me you can’t you’re going to be forced to fix and clean my skibbidy [Laughter] toilet now

Aels I welcome you to your living quarters now you are all forced to live down here full name please oh yeah oh yeah axotal it is I if you do not know my full name we are now going to be bonded together so I will introduce you my full name junuz SM face

Second hello everybody my name is j tyris Reus Junior Senor Squad the second deuz de smiley face man the second and I am H Stars english’s devilishly handsome Bounty Hunter and the leader of the arms unit you got that I’m not repeating that ever again and as for your living quarters first

Mission pick the [ __ ] out of the toilet pick it out because this is the same entrance as my main base okay never mind the pile of [ __ ] that’s like floating around here but new viewers out there welcome look the toilet the toilet was just the entrance it was just the

Ruse look at that look at this this this is the main base that I plan on building in the near future so oh sorry sorry it’s it was uh sorry sorry you guys are probably new you guys are probably new to the uh bgm of the Minecraft it takes over the brain

Sometimes don’t mind me don’t mind me don’t mind me it’s it’s it’s it’s the mines is that Crystal me oh my God you’re I didn’t know you were here Senpai everybody say hi to ACC Senai um don’t tell them that I’m actually cooking meth down here um whoops Axel Senpai saw my

Episode my Minecraft background episode whoopsies did that wasn’t a sight to behold Fel hey hey sappi shut the [ __ ] up don’t [ __ ] Bonk my VOD I am not I do not condone any kind of drug on my stream all right shut the [ __ ] up you’re ruining my [Laughter]

Vault quiet quiet for now for now we’re not talking about drugs we’re talking about Minecraft we’re talking about Minecraft kids just so you know I do not condone any kind of misbehavior from any of from any of uh my Senpai Miss um MISD doings

All right I I I I uh anyway we’re going to mine we’re going to mine let’s let’s uh let’s let’s stray away from the ow ow [ __ ] we’re going to stray away from that topic wait you’re not on any no you’re a natural I’m not I’m not Senpai senpai’s

Actually [ __ ] me up right now stop stop stop stop I’m let’s find some Flint let’s find some Flint Min we need to we need to set up that we need to set up that portal we need to set up the nether portal so we can travel but we have to find like a

Legit place for us to like set something up I’m not don’t Expo we’re Idols Idols are clean we only we’re in it for for for the fans we’re in it for the fans we’re in it for the love and survival of Yo’s dream we’re not here for anything so depraved for anything anything

Else oh huh yeah yeah where do I get flint I want Flint where do I get flint do I need to go down again do I need to go I don’t need need to go down from one VOD nuker to another I I’m only I’m already suffering from

One I’m already suffering from one from one of my mistakes and you want me Flint is this Flint is this Flint is this Flint gravel oh yeah let’s go gravel let’s go oh my God it’s actually close it’s close it’s close hell yeah baby it’s close we’re

Close we got Flint we need more we need more we need more after that we’re going to find we’re going to find a suitable place to set our teleporter you K VOD kill what VOD killer Mastermind versus VOD killer FR [Laughter] J enough talking about nuking the V I

Don’t want to I don’t want to like jinx anything I’m doing good so far I think I’ve I think in just during the first week I think just during the first week of my uh my existence I think I’ve experienced like vaud killing but I am a

Changed man I am not a VOD killer anymore VOD killers are are bad and I am not a bad man I am a I’m a I’m a I may be a person of like I I may be a faulty person you know uh I

I have my flaws as well I have my flaws but not that stupid to make another mistake like that hey thank you thank you Maple welcome to the honorary members Mah mwah Mah you are welcomed here you are not slaved away you are not underappreciated even though you are

Overworked as [ __ ] I love you very dearly thank you for joining the hell hole that is sorority welcome to The you die all right I think I have enough Flint insulting his Senpai hey I’m not insulting anyone I’m just saying I’m just saying nobody likes a VOD killer I mean I like a VOD killer if it’s not on my channel like yeah not my channel anything goes if it’s not my

Channel I don’t care if you kill vods on your channel I don’t care but if you kill vods on my channel [ __ ] you I hate you I hate you you are not welcome into sorority if you if you kill my vods oh whoops whoopsies okay we only want the best of the best

Best out there but not for me though you do you yoink yoink give me that give me that give me that you best use your expertise on VOD killing on your own respective places please so you hate yourself no I don’t hate myself I used

To hate myself I used to I used to because I was a VOD killer back then but now I I I pity those who who lost so many vods you know like a pathetic pathetic you could have done so much better but you know life I guess chooses

People and I am the chosen one to be the to be the uh okay anyway anyway anyway we’re not talking about vods anymore because I am jinxing it so much give me my steel flint and steel cuz Steel’s heavier than feathers give me that give me that all right give me

Flint how much do I need Flint give me Flint Flint yes Flint Flint I got Flint I got Flint bro now I got to sleep I got to sleep sleep sleep sleep oh wait it’s still still morning okay I thought it was dark all right all right now we got to find a

Place where we can actually set up stuff oh wait I do know I do know where to go I do know where to go I do know but I need a lot of sand I need a lot of sand for this I need a lot of

Sand I need a lot of sand I need a lot of sand and a lot of rail for that okay CH the give me give me time give me time I need time I need time I need to shovel this sh okay all right all right I it

Looks like I have enough for real this time yeah for real for real like legit legitimately for real this time for real I F I know a place I know a place out there that will actually give me give me stuff right [ __ ] there’s so many

Chickens and um to my new viewers out there um this was uh yeah this was supposed to be the fireworks out there okay okay enough enough enough this is enough this is enough this is good this is good this is good I know a place I found a

Pyramid I found a pyramid guys you better believe me on this one cuz I found a pyramid I found a pyramid you guys believe me because I saw a pyramid a while ago like um a two streams ago two Minecraft streams ago I remember if I if

I remember that correctly I don’t know but there is there is there was I don’t know if I don’t know I don’t know if it’s still there I mean it should be there it’s it’s not supposed to move oh [ __ ] it’s night it’s night time it’s night time but we got to

Go it’s it’s it’s fine it’s fine watch out for husks oh what the [ __ ] is a husk what is that I don’t know oh well what the [ __ ] is a husk what is a husk what is husk desert zombie husk oh all right all right all right all

Right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right okay this seems like a good place all right okay okay okay okay okay okay I I know where it is I know where it is I’m going to place like a bridge

Over here just in case just in case ow oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa parkour parkour parkour parkour parkour parkour parkour ah it’s there it’s there it’s there it’s there yes yes it’s supposed to be here it’s supposed to be here yeah do dodging him like a boss yeah of course of

Course okay it should be around there it is there it is get out of here peasant oh wait are you here here oh [ __ ] child spotted murder murder murder this is what I was talking to you about ruse like before I found a pyramid this was the pyramid that I was

Talking about look at that but I don’t know if it’s riddled with traps though y b that one’s oned I hope not yab it yab it yab it Y what about this position now there no it’s 308 is it far enough is it far enough or is it still too close still near

[ __ ] y bit y bit y y I’m afraid of actually stepping into one of these y it y it will it actually kill me though what the [ __ ] I hear something oh that’s your [ __ ] get out get out get out get out get out get out how is it haunted it’s not haunted

Right how can Minecraft be haunted okay there’s an entrance oh my God ruse is joining in and out don’t go near the hole why you’ll be pushed in oh no oh God oh God I I swear if you’re anywhere close to me I’ll [ __ ] you up

Man I’ll [ __ ] you up with my oh God don’t scare me like that I’ll I’ll [ __ ] you up with my with my uh very very [ __ ] up Axe that’s clearly inferior to yours um oh [ __ ] um what do I do now do I mine down do I mine Down do I mine Down water water water got got a bucket of water got a bucket of water Last Chance what do you mean uhoh uhoh uhoh wait got to check something real quick I got to check something real quick gotta check something real quick oh my God I don’t I don’t like this

Steal Stone pressure plate there’s got to be more right there’s got to be more there’s got to be more but I’m afraid I’m afraid I’m afraid of stuff will it I don’t know one of these things is rigged or boobied please don’t be boobied oh God I’m afraid one of these

Things are going to be boobied right is it boobed oh no don’t get I got to I got to S I got to dig around it cuz one of these things probably are boobed are you boobed are you boobied are you no no no booed no booed is this is this booby

Free iron horse armor um but got stuff got stuff got stuff stuff ruse don’t don’t kill me ruse don’t kill me don’t kill me ruse um I I’m just getting some stuff give me gunpowder give me all the gunpowder please y it y it y it this is

All oh God oh God oh God um I don’t I hope this isn’t like actually boobed like one of these one of these things are probably boobied right right oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] yes okay I’m out of there I’m out of there I’m out I’m out let’s go let’s go let’s

Go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go go go yeah it still too close God damn it I thought it was enough well at least I found a new base a new a new base I guess ah [ __ ] pyramid house thing oh God what do I do now just just going

To oh there it is there’s there’s more I swear if ruse’s house is here is ruse’s house here is it is it is it here is it here I got to find somewhere more far away right around here yeah all right all right let’s see let’s see because I found some sheep here

Before is it close though I don’t know if I’m close or not but it should be around here somewhere it should be around here somewhere I mean it’s not that hard to find right it’s just a giant house it’s a giant house where could it be H wow this is so

Cool okay all right all right all right all right all right where could it be up up what do you mean up it could be around it should be around here somewhere right hey Rose oh my god oh [ __ ] I I don’t mean any harm I don’t mean any

Harm I’m uh I’m I’m just I’m just roaming around finding a good place to place my uh my obsidian all right all right I’m just finding a good place that we can teleport somewhere okay all right I’m not I’m not here to fight anyone or anything here is

Here isn’t it ow what bro don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t okay okay okay okay he’s territorial he’s territorial he’s a territorial son of a [ __ ] but let me get some sheep at least I want some sheep I’m going to get some sheep okay don’t [ __ ] me up I’m going to

Get some sheep see see I left this here I left this thing here before I was here before I was here before don’t drop the lava hey hey hey I was here before a I’m going to die Rose ow ow wait [ __ ] you [ __ ] stop I’m going to

Die dude dude dude I was here [Applause] before I was here before don’t kill me I’m going to eat something don’t [ __ ] me up I’m going to I’m just going to get some sheep I’m I’m just going to get some Sheep Man don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t oh God

Why what did I ever do oh come on on man we got this Lush greens over here there’s got to be some sheep wait look at that kill kill kill give me your land give me your land give me your land give me your L give me your L yes give me your

L give me your lid you pathetic pathetic pathetic being yes yes I okay all right all right don’t don’t don’t hit me don’t hit me okay I’m going to I’m going to spare you a lead here here take one lead leave me alone I’ll give you one

Lead hey hey hey take one lead here here here’s for you there we go take it you’ll need it you’ll need it ruse I’ll trade you trade what trade what [ __ ] don’t don’t don’t don’t hey hey hey get the [ __ ] away from me that thing kills me this thing doesn’t I don’t

Think that’s a fair trade Rose it’s just water it’s just water ruse just some tasty mac and cheese that does not look like mac and cheese that looks like beans man get the [ __ ] away from me get away from for me man if you know what’s good for you get

Away the [ __ ] kind of beans you eating it looks like beans it looks beans ow ow [ __ ] stop hitting me all right all right seems like we thwarted an enemy I’m not going near his house anyway so I think it should be fine it’s fine it’s fine die Joo die Job die

Job what in the Avatar is is this I don’t know man I don’t know we’re fighting fire with a there’s A hey yo it looks so beautiful it looks so beautiful what the [ __ ] hey yo don’t do it uh oh yeah don’t do it don’t do it it not going to do it ow ow ow ow that hurt that hurt that hurt that hurt that hurt that hurt that

Hurt that hurt that actually hurt ow ow ow ow oh my God there’s lava hey hey hey bro no no no no no oh God oh God oh God oh God there’s water over oh [ __ ] Bro Look oh oh God oh God oh God oh God rose rose you almost killed

Me stop oh my God I okay I’m going away I’m going away just you existing near me is a [ __ ] threat almost all right I’m leaving I’m leaving I’m leaving I’m leaving this place isn’t worth it maybe I should go somewhere else like up front my

House up front but that was nice seeing you nice seeing a ruse haven’t seen your house yet where’d he go okay okay he he he’s gone he’s gone he’s gone prank him back I don’t even know where he lives if I knew where he lived I would definitely pull something over

There he’s too much yeah I can’t even find it I can’t even find his house it’s not the it’s not the uh it’s not the tavern it’s called the criminals cut or something I don’t know that’s his house the criminal cut criminals cut turn around inore aerial

Assault um I don’t see anyone assaulting me from the air not yet at least okay I got to go back home I am losing track of my objective is to set a place where I need to go all right I got to I got to use my

Boat here I got to use my boat got to use a boat okay all right all right I’m going to go circle around oh [ __ ] you you’re scaring me stupid rabbit all right here all right all right going around going around he actually looked back I did

Something was crawling up me crawling up my ass [ __ ] I could I could hear footsteps I just want to play a calm Minecraft game man I don’t want anything that’s like [ __ ] me up fix Farm check Anvil check mine mine coal iron uh diamonds uh portal yeah m u spider yeah

Yeah yeah yeah I need those thank you thank you but I need to like find a teleporter first I need to like set up a place for my teleporter and then we can safely do stuff you’re paranoid now yeah I am ever since ever since I started playing

Minecraft my mental health has always been deteriorating it’s nowhere it’s nowhere fun in Minecraft wherever I go they go kind of endearing in a way they kind of love me but in a hateful way they have an obsession on making me [ __ ] up right I

Don’t know why they love you not that I don’t want them to love me that kind of way please please don’t you could love me any other way just don’t try to [ __ ] kill me when guys please don’t please don’t don’t please they love how you suffer I guess

I guess they do I guess Rose what the [ __ ] are you doing stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop I am stop stop stop stop stop stop what the [ __ ] are you doing what are you doing Rose what are you doing here’s your Redstone what the

[ __ ] are you doing get the [ __ ] out of here he’s ruining my life I just want to I just want to farm man I just want to set up some [ __ ] portals I don’t want to kill I don’t want to be pranked I’m living my honest life marking his

Territory him pissing pissing all over my house yeah [ __ ] right that’d be funny though oh wait wait wait oh wait I got to build a boat let me let me craft a boat I think I left my boat over at Yonder way okay got to make a boat like

Straight across from here so I won’t get lost nor get in anybody’s way seems like um territory actually matters here okay give me a boat give me a Boat Boat aai Boat all right but first I’m going to sleep everybody sleep sleep sleep he’s pissing blood what kind of UTI [ __ ] is

This hey hey hey hey hey what the [ __ ] are you doing doing what are you doing Ru stop stop it stop it stop it stop it here’s your ow why I’m just trying to sleep man just trying to sleep oh God he won’t sleep he won’t sleep he won’t sleep he won’t Sleep Oh my God he’s in my room oh God what are you doing now what are you doing get out of here oh my God there’s two of them no oh God they’re still leave me alone leave me alone leave me oh God oh God I know stop it leave me alone

There’s two of them oh God even worse leave me alone sleep sleep sleep they love you they don’t if they love me they would have respected me by now please please please sleep oh God oh God you’re even at get out get out get out now my bed oh

[ __ ] no get my bed no I’m sorry [ __ ] you oh my God leave me alone oh m Give me give me my give it to me give it to me give me my bed give me my b no no give me give it to me no rose please I can’t sleep Rose give me my stupid [ __ ] bed right now oh oh my God

Please oh my God holy [ __ ] I can’t sleep Rose oh my God don’t fly oh no give it to me please no [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] I am so screwed I am so screwed I am so screwed I am so screwed oh God there’s even flying

Things wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what is that what’s happening at my house what’s happening what is happening there’s moners nearby it’s you it’s you you’re the monster get out of here sleep sleep [Applause] Sleep oh God oh God I just want to I just want to upgrade my Minecraft house I’m just trying to upgrade my house I’m just building places why why they are [Applause] [Laughter] anti-scientific there’s two of Them there’s two of them I can’t last now oh my God just let me sleep man just let me sleep okay thank you thank you for the 50 gifted membership thank you I need they need that they need that they need all the help that they can get gift my members thank you everybody say thank you

Now I I I am losing my mind I’m losing I’m losing my mind it’s fine everything’s fine everything’s fine everything’s okay everything’s fine everything’s fine everything’s fine gravel Cobblestone oh God I can hear them building outside what are they building now I don’t like it I don’t like it what

Are they even building outside oh come on oh come on ah God damn it I can’t waste my time looking at that piece of [ __ ] I’m going to go I’m going to go find somewhere I could place maik maik wait I got I forgot my

Ma the church ofo is in my house all this time the church was at my house oh God when will the M when will my Minecraft stream actually be a Minecraft stream I mean for the first few for the first few hours it was actually doing

Great you know now I have to think now I have to think about that every time I join in MA it’s like they’re not even playing Minecraft for the sake of it just playing Minecraft just to M [ __ ] me fine let’s let’s find let’s find a no no

Let’s let’s just let’s just find a place for me to uh set up my [ __ ] all right all right okay I’m getting mind break not my [ __ ] sake not my favorite kind of tag but sure I’m getting mind break right now Mazy Let’s why are they like this I can hear them I can hear them I can hear them you sure it’s not a rabbit I heard fireworks it’s a rabbit it’s a rabbit it’s a rabbit it’s fine it’s fine it’s a rabbit it’s fine oh no he’s hallucinating yeah it’s

Cuz I’m in the desert right I’m in the desert okay I I remember placing this thing before all it’s fine it’s fine everything’s fine everything’s fine all we have to do is just cross cross cross cross cross yeah they’re watching me they are like I’m some sort of [ __ ] guinea pig

Give it give it to me give it to me give it to me all right oh no just give it to me give it to me give it to me okay peace of mind peace of mind they’re not here they’re not here everything’s fine everything’s just doing a okay a okay a

Okay everything’s great so far nothing too nothing too much nothing too much that I can’t handle breathe in breathe out Out they don’t they don’t they don’t exist they don’t they’re just they’re just they’re just a figment of your imagination army unit the armest unit didn’t exist I’m a solo unit they’re installments all right okay all right what is that what is that what is that now how far am I okay um

504 there’s 853 so it should be far away right no no I need more I need more space I need more space I need more space therapy funds on behalf of the church I don’t need I don’t need funds from the church I don’t need the funds

From the church I want funds from my sorority peeps I don’t need anything from the church but thank you though I I I accept it reluctantly oh god oh there’s pigs okay you’re going to be there for a bit there’s pigs there’s pigs ah [ __ ] I don’t I don’t have any

Carrots God damn it oh well well it should be far enough right should what is that what is that what is that who built a house here oh my God Rose oh my God Rose oh my God Rose I thought it was oh God it was him it

Was him all along God damn it ah [ __ ] give me that give me that give me that give me that no idea who built it though wait really really it was already wait seriously I thought you were [ __ ] with me holy [ __ ] who built this oh that’s what oh oh okay okay I

Thought I was going ins Saye I’m going to I’m going to take it I’m going to take it I’m I’m I’m going to build it okay I’m going to take it thank you though thank you it’s for me I thought this was a strange mural

Created by the gods to [ __ ] with me holy crap I thought it was you Ruth oh dude not cool not cool not cool I thought you were setting something up armest love language attack of surface I don’t like that kind of love language My love language is quality

Time not this kind of quality time [ __ ] I am I close am I close am I am I close no it’s 787 no it’s it has to be far it has to be farther right has to be farther at least I know there’s a there’s a there’s pigs over here okay

Ruse don’t attack me this is my spot my spot my rules my spot my rules you got to respect the territory oh wait it’s all for it’s all for um it’s all for not cuz territories are meant to be stolen Oh wait [ __ ] my my boat a God damn it my

Boat my boat my boat my boat my boat my boat thank you all right Rose is gone R is gone okay yes yes yes just I think I should be fine now I think I should be fine I should be fine okay there’s there’s pigs over here it don’t

It don’t go anywhere I’m going to build me no I I already got flint and steel do I got sticks yes I do but do I have okay that one’s for the steel okay this one this one okay flint and steel all right okay that’s enough that’s enough wait

Oh you got to be kidding me you got to be kidding me [ __ ] what floating thing what what I thought you I thought you saw my bull I thought you saw what I I thought you saw my [ __ ] up over there I was about to I was about to make an

Axe God damn it now where where’s the floating thing I wasted materials [ __ ] sake oh God this some sort of mob farm for the yeah no no it’s not for the church it’s me it’s it’s mine ruse it’s mine that’s my mob farm that’s my mob farm you like it it

Gives you exp and gunpowder you disgust me hey hey hey hey that’s that’s Innovation I built it myself that’s not being a coward that’s being brave that’s being brave and smart tried to swim in the noav you Octavio what the [ __ ] are you doing Octavio oh my God you’re elytra dude you’re

Elyra D he left the game oh my God oh my God oh my God god Dude well sucks to be you I guess you’re elytra if you die in Minecraft you die IRL yeah oh my God I feel so sorry for you dude you’re elytra now you’re stuck being a loser like me what the [ __ ] I lagged the hell happened I don’t

Know then the game crashed dude dude that’s that’s on you now not me not me I didn’t do anything man I didn’t lag dude it was dude I think it was your net I think it’s I think it’s the South atum internet [ __ ] you up bro what

Happened to you dude you’re elytra your items nothing was moving dude you should have left the game while you had the chance dude you’re elyra oh well o yeah lost all of your items you’re so [ __ ] oh this guy is so [ __ ] oh unfortunately for you Octavio

You um you’re you kind of [ __ ] up over there you’re kind of [ __ ] up your items are now gone whoopsies dude are you okay are you okay you okay bu Budd you okay you okay you’re elytra oh that’s ruse I thought I thought that was I I kind of hoped I

Wish that was Octavio cuz if it was Octavio that means his items were saved for the church Cult of Jay oh God no no don’t don’t I don’t want anything ah is a light no now he can’t build a church oh wait but there is a partial o over there Octavio

No no you’re a Lyra oh God he’s so dead he’s so dead sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep don’t see any items gamer uh oh uh oh he flew too close to the Sun uh-oh yeah that’s right oh no oh no no Octavio Octavio oh come on octav

Items oh don’t worry Octavia you’re like a loser now you’re like a Minecraft Loser Like Me you’re going to be stuck on the bottom floor forever you will no longer be able to fly yeah Zen lost Zen lost for real Zen lost for real it’s over it’s over

Octavio you took your flight to granted who what oh yeah carrots I forgot I was in here for the carrots wait I got to I got to drop these things at home so I could like um no no give me give me one give me one carrot I need one

Carrot he he is this enough to is this enough to give me some wait wait I got flowers Right Flowers like this not got wull Nora what the [ __ ] is [Laughter] that oh my God this is so sad chat please send 9 million um gifted Ultra Tu please please guys please I need it’s for my I need to mourn I need to mourn for the dead it’s over it’s

Over yoink it’s over it’s probably over for you Octavio you still there Octavio you’re still alive you still hanging on buddy oh wait wait wait wait wait wait can I no I can’t I can’t lead you right I can’t hey thank you thank you for thank you thank you lar Kenneth thank you okay wait I got to I can’t I can’t is he inside hey buddy ow ow that hurt ow owie owie okay I think we can’t sleep tonight nobody’s

Sleeping let’s [ __ ] go let’s go let’s go ruse what are you doing make out make out make out give me some of these yoink oh whoops give me some of these stop ah stop getting in my way oh God okay um oh [ __ ] okay um do do I have anything that’s on here

That I need to shovel my okay I got to dig this okay yo yoink I’m sorry but you’re going to be an offering for a bit wait wait wait yes yes yes get out of the way stupid chickens get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way

Get out of the way get out of the way get out [ __ ] off get get get away get away get away get away oh God damn it oh God get away get away oh no oh [ __ ] get away get away chicken get away get away yes get away get away get away a

All right all right all right fine fine fine give me give me give me I need that nether portal I think I can can I make now can I oh wait I can repair stuff right how do I repair it repair item repair it with what how

Do I repair it how do I repair items oh [ __ ] the lava’s oh the llama’s gone the llama’s gone how do I how do I repair it repair it right so if I put it here iron oh just one iron all right okay so if I put it here and

Here there we go it’s fixed fix the D yeah the llama’s gone but it’s fine it’s fine we can we can uh we can do something about that got string Um raw iron stay over there stick oh wait wait wait wait gunpowder um charcoal over here Flint steel all right I think I’m good to go I’m good to go EO EO let’s build a me Nether portal let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s Go NE portal no llama I don’t care the llama’s dead probably I don’t Know no Octavio so done for no Octavia I’m so sorry I am so sorry I’m so sorry for your loss Octavio I am so sorry yeah yeah Octavia I I hope you’re not demotivated because look I’m enjoying Minecraft I’m still enjoying Minecraft it’s It’s a Grind I still have an enra

Oh thank God thank God you better keep that [ __ ] H gave me oh what the [ __ ] you I thought you worked hard for that no rose don’t put some [ __ ] I would be I think I’d quit Minecraft if you did that you wouldn’t want me to you would

Want me to quit Minecraft right I’m emotionally manipulating you right now you wouldn’t want me to quit Minecraft right if you blow up my house I no I’m I’m just joking I’m just joking I’m just joking I’m just joking man I’m just joking you can’t take a joke man come on

It’s just a joke it’s just a joke it’s just a just uh it’s just a friendly banter come on man come on sheep oh come on now I lost the oh God no now I don’t have oh God you got to be kidding me now where’s the other sheep

Now I don’t have wheat now I have carrots no you got to be kidding me but it’s just one sheep though one sheep so it should be fine right should be fine because uh there’s lots of pigs over here wait I got to find more I I have

The lead though I have the lead yes I have the lead the treasure vot provides be there’s a bee that mean there’s a there’s a honey somewhere where’s the honey where’s the where where where’s where is it where is it there’s got to be a beehive over here where is it where

Is it there’s a bee a bee it’s so cute on the upside toring you led to me killing a zombie with uh with carrots upgrade to my oh no uh sure Rose sure sure sure whatever I don’t I I don’t even care anymore man I don’t even care where are you going

B there it is now what do I do with it do I do I uh destroy it if I destroy it how do I take it Shear I got shears scissors ow what the [ __ ] ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow that that’s that stings that

Stings that stings that stings ow ow that stings ow ow that stings ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow that hurt that hurt that hurt you s scissors you said scissors ow I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna die I’m gonna

Die what do I do with it how do I get it how do how do I get bees how how do I get beehive how to get how to get beehive um beehive Minecraft uh can be crafted table that’s a curve okay how

Do um oh um beehive how do I get it how do I get it touch silk touch campfire underneath oh what happened what happened where did it go no all right campfire underneath all right campfire campfire all right all right all right okay okay okay where’ it go A it

Died don’t tell me it died so okay uh I’m going to need yes this and campfire someone’s been in my house uhoh uhoh uhoh who who who went into your house I don’t know I you can check my VOD man I didn’t do it I didn’t do it oh

What the [ __ ] and left me charity what someone gave you stuff what really shinry oh it was shinry oh what did he give did he give me anything did shinry give me anything I have no idea um just um how do I make how do I make it um

Stick and um how do I make one how do I how do I how do I make um oh totems oh the ones I saw earlier oh uh thank you thank you real totem thank you thank you shinry thank you Rio me love you very much me love you to

The ends of the Earth all right where where do I where is it there’s supposed to be there’s supposed to be stuff around here right I’m I’m I was surrounded by coal a while ago where is my coal there’s the Sheep Now where’s the

Coal oh there it is there it is I was surrounded by earlier okay all right all right now how do I make how do I make all right how do I make um Camp oh there it is campfire campfire yes oh whoops okay okay okay all right all right everything is coming

Together now where is it where is it oh God did I lose it did I lose the honeybean oh there it is no where is it where is it I found it a while ago it should be around here it should be where is it the Beehive I saw it a

While ago it can’t be that far right it can’t be oh where is it the bee died no no no like the beehive The Beehive The Beehive where is the Beehive where’s the Beehive did it disappear look up it it was supposed to be here it was around here there it

Is there’s smoke now what now what do I do with it now I can Harvest it oh you liar there’s nothing oh silk touch I needed a silk touch he broke it oh god oh [ __ ] well um learning experience silk touch I thought oh God oh God oh God oh

Well well we’ll we’ll U we’ll we’ll cross paths again with a bee eventually eventually eventually eventually eventually now at least I have sheep over here now get over here no that’s a where oh [ __ ] who who do I take home how do I who do I take

Home uh gifted five hey thank you thank you thank you but I need grass right I need grass I need grass do they need grass to stay alive say thank you everybody say thank you oh God I’m going to sleep just going all right they better they

Better I need grass oh God direct connection right no right yes thank you yes yes yes all right all right all right all right now I’m motivated one of my supporters finally here now I got to find more sheep no no my objective wasn’t that my

Objective was to find a place that I could place the nether portal am I far away enough 927 I’m almost there I need 1,25 blocks right I need 1,025 blocks away from it Come on get over it what where’d it go there’s my lead okay there’s my lead okay all right all right all right all right yes uh so t text um oh no I left the game I didn’t know uh what was ah [ __ ] I forgot the hello there I forgot I forgot where

It was ah crap a piss oh God oh God oh God I have to go back okay I got to bring back the Sheep as well okay I got to bring back the Sheep get out of my way it’s in the chat oh okay thank you 529 uhga 1529 okay okay thank you

Thank you thank you it’ll be enough okay okayga -1 529 okay so where is it um okay all right all right all right going straight going straight going straight Okie doie going straight all right let’s go straight let’s go straight let’s go let’s go let’s go need corga 1,529 all right

Sheep you’re coming with me sheep let’s go I need this this this this okay how far am I now 8:45 no I should go somewhere with um over here okay it should be over here all right okay okay okay come on sheep water sheep let’s go oh that’s that’s an ominous that’s an

Ominous cave get over here sheep get in get in oh horse horses there’s horses here oh [ __ ] should oh man there’s so many things over here yeah I’ll go here next time I’ll go here again next time but I need to find I need to find a a good place uh

62 63 all right oh God this place is beautiful but I I need to circle around I need to circle around sheep get over here sheep we got to go we got to go oh [ __ ] I hate the lead the lead just doesn’t want to comply with

Me okay you’re coming with me sheep come on come on negative 1529 all right all right negative 1529 we we need 500 blocks more all right there’s more sheep more sheep more sheep more sheep more sheep more sheep more sheep okay more sheep more sheep there’s more sheep um [ __ ]

[ __ ] got to trap it somehow wait I got to use the boat yoink get over here get over here get over here get over here come on come on it’s a boat come on you’re interested right come on get over it come on like it should be around here there

We go there we go there we we go sheep okay you you you both stay there you both stay there for a bit all right I’m going to go I’m going to go all right all right all right all right yes yes yes okay um 150 over there okay yes

Yes oh wow oh wow okay F3 79 almost there a little far out a little far out in the distance going to make another okay okay all right all right we’re almost there we’re almost there don’t worry we’re going to build the portal um boat give me a boat please

Boat thank you thank you Boat Boat Boat give me boat I hope I remember where I placed my uh my sheep trees trees there should be there should be something over there okay F3 okay okay all right all right all right oh a ship it’s a Ship it’s a ship Holy balls let’s [ __ ] go hell yeah there should be something hey thank you nothing thank you I get there’s carrots there’s wheat wheat and carrots favorite there’s Wheats and carrot my goodness give me that thank you thank you thank you thank you everybody say thank you wheat

Carrots okay all right everybody everybody yoink yoink yoink yoink yes sir y sir yes sir now are there any Maps though I want me some maps Okay mhm anything kelp okay all right all right all right okay all right okay anything else that’s like hidden down here wait is there

Anything anything anything thing I think flint and steel I already have flint and steel oh [ __ ] never mind looks like I don’t have any flint and steel okay let’s keep that flint and steel yes yes yes yes oh you left it whoopsies whoopsies okay all right all right all

Right we got a ship we got a ship oh okay that’s a good Landmark we got it’s uh it’s nearby a ship what about here what about here coordinates check 1 1271 okay it’s almost there almost there almost there buddy almost there coordinates check coordinates check see working together sorority

Members and Gerard working together impossible okay what what is this what is this what is this what is this -1 529 Okay negative 15 no it’s 376 almost there almost there almost there almost there we’re actually achieving something legendary a stupid Minecraft player actually achieving something impossible okay coordinates check it should be

Around I heard you I heard you I heard you pig all right all right Pig’s over there there can I can I uh can I pull stuff using my boat can I can I pull another boat is that possible or is that not not

Possible ow Pig I I I want to like get another Pig get over here get over here Bedrock only [ __ ] no N I guess you can’t I guess you can’t huh oh well you’re free all right all right all right no no no no we’re going too far

We’re going too far we’re going too far I think over here is fine right over here he he all right all right all right a crater a crater it should be perfect around here okay this this looks like something um uh okay um 1500 what about here 15 what’s what’s negative one5 what

Again what was it again what was it nope negative 1529 I got an obsidian I got it it’s negative 1529 it’s um oh wait wait wait okay this is the this is the onega – 1529 a [ __ ] no way you got to be kidding me you got to be kidding

Me no way oh [ __ ] wait can I oh god oh no I’m running I’m running I’m running oh my God quickly quickly where’s my boat I need I need a boat I need a boat um [ __ ] do I have any boats here [ __ ] sake Boat Boat oh no

A another chest oh well whatever I made it I made it anyway coma is real what did I ever do what did I do oh God negative 15 okay okay okay I’m running I’m running I’m running and I am boating my way all all the way

Back oh no that was a no my obsidian [ __ ] wait wait wait I got to go I got to go I got to go we got this we believe yep yep yep I believe too you got I hate creepers no way that happened to me I swear to [ __ ]

God that has got to be some [ __ ] [ __ ] to ever happen to me just as soon as I got there just as soon as I got there it [ __ ] blew all over my face all right all right all right we can we can do this we can do this we can

Uh we can circle around it uh we can circle around it I think negative 1529 right 1529 1,521 we could do this we could do this we can do this we can do this we can do this we can do this uh if we if we have four five minutes oh my

God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God oh God God okay okay okay um got get it get it get it get quick quick quick quick quick get over it get over get over it get over it no no no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no no no wait it’s over here right it’s over here go go go go go quick quick Quick bgm I hate you oh God oh God we have to go we have to go to go got to go got to go got to Go it’s it’s it has to be close right it has to be Oh god oh Yum it’s it’s it’s supposed it’s it’s close it’s close I can see it I can see it I I think oh god there they are I don’t remember this place I don’t remember this place this place looks there it is there it is I

Can I can see it I can see it I can see it I can see it I can see it I think the landmark is uh near have I even been was I been was I here was I even here okay it’s it’s loading it’s loading I think I’ve been

Here before I think I’ve been here now I got to check the surroundings if it’s uh actually close uhoh uhoh uhoh is it where’s oh God I don’t see it anywhere where is It right side right side all right all right right side right side right side okay all right all right all right all right it’s supposed to be here right it’s supposed to be here it should be here okay okay Okay okay okay okay all right all right all right all right it should be around here it should be 1529 it should be around here where is it where is it this does not look like anything huh none n where’ it go it’s supposed to be near something

Right oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God yabby yabby I’m lost oh no near the water near the water I know I know I know where is it where is it where is it where’s the

Ship uhoh where did it go where did it go going too far supposed to be somewhere right it was it was it was on a crater it was on a crater but where is it oh God maybe I swam the wrong way to your left it was on a

Crater it was somewhere probably here here I think oh no oh no did I Get Zen lost oh no I’ll buy you there’s pumpkins everywhere oh it’s there it’s there it’s there I see I see it I see it I see it it’s over there it’s over there I think it should

Be there I hope it’s there I hope it’s there I hope it’s there I hope it’s there I hope it’s there I hope it’s there I hope I hope no no no it’s not going to despawn it should be here I remember this [ __ ] I got it’s over

There it’s over there it’s over there I can feel it wait wait wait it’s got to be there it’s got to be there it has to be it has to be there the crater’s over here it’s here it’s here it’s here I can’t run it’s over there it’s over there

Yes I got my items holy [ __ ] oh my God [ __ ] yeah I got my items holy [ __ ] okay wear that wear this um oh God what leave that out of there okay all right all right okay okay all right eat eat eat eat eat

Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat oh God [ __ ] yeah I found my items okay all right all right all right that was a that was a huge mistake now what do I do with this how do I thank you maruu thank you

Thank you thank you for the gifted membership now what do I do with it do I do I break it store items actually what do I do what do I do what do I do ax it should I axe it or do I pick it no no silk touch oh I need silk

Touch okay okay for now um okay all right okay um okay uh got to got to make something I I I I got to um uh ah what I don’t have any beds I can’t sleep I can’t sleep thank you thank you for the Super Chat the red super thank you

How thank you I actually did it but what do I do now um I need I need to craft a Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat Boat I need a boat okay all right all right [ __ ] now what do I do I still have my flint and Steel ah ah dig for safety dig for safety wait wait wait okay okay what I’m going to do is kill some sheep and make a bed right there’s lots of sheep over here I can kill them but but then again if I no no no I

Got to survive because I I I’m going to respawn here yeah yeah I’m going to I’m going to survive the night survive the night survive the night survive the night oh wait shear sheep oh yeah I forgot I got some shears I got some but if I sleep my

Respawn will be here so I I’d like to avoid that at all cost so I’m just going to survive and sleep yeah I’m going to be careful okay the pig’s over there okay the pig pig right um uh okay yes no oh crap okay all right all right um just uh oh

Okay okay okay that was that was intense now I got to I got to see if I can uh actually uh survive the death trap Nothing’s Gonna Get nothing’s goingon to get in here right nothing I hope no one’s claustrophobic yeah breathe breathe breathe breathe

Breathe ah yes all we have to do now is wait for the sun to rise and we’re going to build our uh nether portal right right it should be fine it’s it’s completely no no I got to I got to build it away at like 529 home sweet hole indeed

Okay we just got to wait it up but I don’t know which if it’s okay oh God what if a creeper lands on here right what if what if the what if a creeper like decides to land on this thing and it’ll [ __ ] kill

Me L yeah indeed L I got no know where to go I could just make a wall over here I could have make the wall over here it’s F it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it won’t fall it won’t fall it won’t fall as long as we believe it should be fine

It should be fine it’s almost Sunrise I think I don’t know close the hole I don’t know when the sun is going to rise though all right all right okay all right let’s uh let’s just relax here for a bit with ear look um make the

Wall yeah yeah yeah I guess around six minutes as long as it doesn’t make eye contact uh it shouldn’t blow up oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah um but I I disagree last time I didn’t look and it still exploded it still exploded right into my

Face H but we yeah it’s zat time zat time that’s time this is a good time to talk to my uh to my uh to my audience over here this is Peak Minecraft Gameplay everybody on to-do list fix Farm Anvil mine cold iron check um poal almost there um pigs spider spawn no

Carol some villagers villager house um rails upgrade um Force for trx’s U prank ruse I don’t think I can prank ruse I don’t even know where his house is uhoh uh-oh I can hear them I am the youngest why do they keep bullying the yeah they have their older brother privileges I I

Guess Gerard you were close to ru’s place but I didn’t see it I didn’t see it I was close but not close enough okay it’s still it’s still it’s still it’s still night outside oh you are little foot yeah I am that dinosaur no no no no no no I’m tiny

Tooth I’m small tooth I’m small tooth the big tooth that’s like [ __ ] him up I’m I’m that one I’m that one small tooth but eventually I’ll be big tooth youngest is the cutest da Jobo and the youngest can get away with everything right I can get away with

Everything most of the things can I can I please can I please can I pretty please I want to adopt Gerard oh you cannot afford me okay all right they’re still there I think it’s still it’s they’re still there how do I get out of

Here oh my God the night is so long youngest gets bullied a lot yep well this is a camping trip that you and I have been thinking a lot this is it this is it this is the camping trip everyone’s everyone’s hoping for just a torch under the sand

Zombies on Top This is it in a confined space I mean it’s you and me so we’re not totally alone nice cozy cave we got here this is buried film experience getting buried alive so scary I don’t want to I don’t want to get buried when

I if if ever like buried alive if you’re like buried alive huh oh it’s you oh my God where is he where’s the Dude Where’s the dude oh there he is give me give me that give me that give me that ow ow ow ow that’s right that’s right that’s right

That’s right I got three lead now tame llamas please um no I’m taking their lead wait is there any benefit is there any benefit of taming llamas is there any benefit or is I don’t know I I thought you could just get leather from them or something

Nope no oh okay not those llamas so it’s all right to kill them right it’s totally fine oh God I have to be worri uh I have to be careful about that okay yes yes yes all right all right should be fine should be fine all right all right

Okay we have um 529 all right somewhere around here somewhere around here somewhere around here should be fine right right right it should be okay over here if I set it up over here wait do I have any shovels yes I do um where is that get it out get it out get

Out okay I’m going to throw these out throw that throw this throw that um throw the kelp I don’t need any of that sand I don’t and um coal charcoal I don’t need that okay all right all right all right progress progress progress just just this this this

This just making it clean for everybody okay I’m going to set it up all right is this okay is this all right like just just gener just generally around this area I’m planning he all right just y just cleaning this up oh it’s blown up coordinates um it’s one negative

1558 is that all right is that okay we’re good we good we’re good all right all right all right all right actually great now I’m going to focus on cleaning the area up cuz I want this place to be spotless I want this place to be spotless when I arrive got

It yes Mommy got it mommy got it got it got it got it got it got it all right all right clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean it’s everything is so clean all right okay all right all right I just don’t like I just don’t like

This I it needs a little bit more Sunshine it needs more Sunshine why is it so far away could chop down some trees but um uh it should be fine it should be all right right yoink yoink okay okay all right now now how do I do this how do I do

This um wait um how do I do this so one one two so four how many do I need to put on the flooor 2 by3 make an o yeah any o any o rectangular 3×4 all right or um three oh what did I [ __ ] it up did I [ __ ] it

Up did I [ __ ] it up did I [ __ ] it up uhoh uh uhoh well there’s there’s there’s um well well um this is this is something this is something um you don’t need to do Corners oh oh crap okay all right all right all right okay all right Okay um Uh um three oh god um 4×4 uhoh oh no did I [ __ ] it up did I [ __ ] it Up needs one block higher uh-oh oh [ __ ] yes yes let’s find out well we didn’t even oh no oh god oh okay all right all right all right fine fine fine bro yeah yeah yeah we need more we need to find more I didn’t even bring my diamond pickaxe with me

[ __ ] ah [ __ ] I didn’t uhoh that won’t work yep I know it won’t ah [ __ ] well at least I’ll bring home I’ll bring I’ll bring one home I’ll bring I’ll bring the I’ll bring the pigs home okay uh I’ll bring the pigs home and get me some more remember your

Coordinates yes we’ll do will do that’ll do pig that’ll do oh wait sheep sheep I think sheeps are more important yeah sheeps are more important sheeps are more important than okay wait wait okay it’s should be over here right it should be over here

Yep yep yep yeah I got to get the Sheep sheep are more important than the pigs so I’ll bring home I’ll bring home the sheep first yes yes yes yes yes hey hey I I I’m I genuin I’m genuinely trying no need I don’t need the jester

Cap right it should be around here right it should be around around here it should be around here that where is okay there it is there it is and the Sheep where is the Sheep where are the Sheep where are the Sheep all right the sheeps are here all right there’s the

Sheep there’s the Sheep there you are there ‘s the Sheep there we go oh whoops okay you’re coming with me you’re coming with me all right all right let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go all right let’s go sheep let’s go is this even going to

Work oh my God this is so horrible this is so horrifying oh my God sheep are you all right sheep sheep are you okay oh God the Sheep is drowning oh my God all right seems like the Sheep’s all right I have to check in every once in a while walking on

Water it’s fine it’s fine die die seems like uh no problem so far oh okay I was afraid I thought I thought the Sheep didn’t make it it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s cheap [Laughter] Jesus ni over that thing it’s apparently just go don’t go too

Fast yep just don’t go too fast Jesus you can do it sleep Jesus let’s go walk walk run run run run Jesus Christ we’re what we’re running to the sunset let’s go this is so horrible what am I doing what am I doing to the Sheep it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s

Fine it’s nothing to be afraid of we’re just we’re just um we’re just doing normal sheep behavior all right let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s Go all right keep keep walking keep walking you can do this I can see I can see Gibby’s house I can see it all we have to do is just get across it sheep crying no it’s not it’s crying tears of joy it finally found a new place to

Stay come on come on come on get over here come on come on we can do this we can do this we can do this come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on it’s fine it’s fine maybe okay maybe it’s not fine okay

Let’s circle around let’s circle around sorry sheep we we got to circle around and go to Octavio’s place for a bit all right you hang on tight buddy hang on tight and the Sheep’s like come on sheep we can do this g g sheep suji let’s go let’s

Go the [ __ ] is that is that lava damn we got a lava pool oh oh not here not here not here that that is a lot of uh that is a lot of uh dangers circle around circle around circle around oh god um I there yeah my voice is very cool

B oh god oh we can’t I think we I think we can’t circle around it very much so we just we’re just going to have to Wait oh hey hey get get over here get over here get over get over get over get over get over here okay okay we’re going to have to make a run for it all right all right we’re going to have to make a run for it you with me with oh [ __ ]

This side is very good no it is not but they no I only brought one sheep God damn it the Sheep is ascended no thank you but no no I got to bring over another sheep God damn it no the Sheep went to heaven no the Sheep will respawn in 3 days

No oh God damn it now I have to go back and fight another Sheep No oh God ah [ __ ] oh well um at least once we arrive back home it’s uh it’s daytime right he he just killed a sheep I know I know I was supposed to take the [ __ ] um

Boat leave the other no no no no no no we have to we have to leave the Sheep No No we have to we have to it has to be two it has to be two I don’t care if there’s like any dangers we have to bring it back

Together leave it at home why would I leave it at home no I’m not going to leave it at home we’re going to we’re going to enjoy this thing together we’re going to enjoy the new pastures together okay all right okay now I got to go back and find more

Sheep just to be safe no no I know it’s going to be safe but we got to bring back a Jesus sheep just saying we got we need another sheep that’s capable of handling that we need a sheep that can walk on water come on sheep where are you

Oh oh so it was just oh okay all right all right all right it’s just a straight ahead then it’s just straight ahead now there’s the Sheep now there’s the Sheep now I got to go back out here and um Yoink is there anything that I should be worried about over here yink okay okay sheep sheep sheep get over here sheep sheep sheep get over here get over here get over here is it okay it’s floating all right let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go sheep us has

Returned right sheep keep going keep going sheep keep going keep going the night is young careful this time yep I’m I am extra careful yes yes yes yes yes yes new victims nah n I’m going do my own thing wait no no no no shut the [ __ ]

Up shut the [ __ ] up Gerard shut the [ __ ] up it’s going to it’s going to we’re going to arrive on time it’s it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s it’s fine we’re almost home anyways poor sheeps nah poor me for going back here see see it’s it the sun is

Rising and the Sheep is [Laughter] running what happened to ruse ruse is dead ruse is gone and now we await now we await Judgment Day let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go is it around here perhaps yep it is around here there we go that’s the house that’s Gibby’s house

Equivalent to my house sheep come on keep running keep running sheep all right all right all right all right no no no no no no no no no almost here almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost almost there what was that what the [ __ ] oh it’s a it’s a puffer fish

Mhm yes all right all right all right all right all right now we got to be careful this time okay follow me follow me peasants we got to go home all right all right all right almost there almost there we are moments away from Glory come on come on come on we’re

We’re almost there sheep sheep we got to go we got to go okay almost there almost there almost there nothing’s going to kill us right nothing I better hope that [ __ ] prank was just a faker come on come on come on come on come on come on we’re almost

There almost there almost there almost there okay almost there almost there I can see the o no you do not you do not you do not see the o a [ __ ] there’s there’s an O over there come on give it give it come on give it give it come on come on come

On we got this we got this we got this we got this hey hey hey hey over here over here get over here get over here all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right are we are we close are we close

Hey hey hey oh hey hey don’t bug out on me now just go what what is this did something explode here I thought I cleaned that up oh man oh God we close we close we close indeed we close we close we close okay all right um going to going to mhm you

You get over here get get over Here all right all right now [ __ ] [ __ ] all right yes yeah we did it sheep acquired we acquired sheep hell yeah hell yeah baby hell yeah now [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes [Laughter]

Yes we actually did it holy crap now I got to go back home and pick up the uh I need more I need more iron no I need more um Sandstone no what what cut Sandstone chisel Sandstone sand damn that I have a a lot of useless items

Um what what do I do I got white wool white seeds um arrows feathers I I need that um I don’t think I need any More yes I think I need that I think I do I think I do okay um just throwing this in a string I don’t need that um sticks I I I um I don’t need this I think um I got bread already um 8 28 28 of that 28

26 what else do I not need I I got wood Flint whatever give me that okay we’re going to place the Flint over here Flint okay I almost threw it out rotten flesh oh yeah rotten flesh do I have rotten flesh oh yeah rotten flesh thank you thank you all

Right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right okay give me give me give me that diamond pickaxe I swear to God if I lose the pickaxe now if I lose the pickaxe now it’s uh it’s over it’s it’s over it’s over

It’s so hard to find another one oh wait wait wait maybe I should get another bread okay I’m going to make another bread going to make another bread okay I I mean respawn set as over there okay all right all right all right give me more bread bread bread

W come bread please bread Kai okay got two of that yes all right make new bed for traveling uh does that work like does it only have like a respawn set or something does it only have one respawn no it does not work like that okay all

Right good good good good shears uh I got shears I got shears over here oh yeah I can I can shave them right I could like um yink yoink there we go I got wool I got wool now now what do I do just place it over here all right yes yes yes

Yes no grass will they die will they die if there’s no grass will they die if there’s no grass yes oh [ __ ] you got to be kidding me all right all right fine fine okay no I don’t know oh they can’t grow wool though oh that’s okay fine all right all right all

Right all right new Mission objective get some [ __ ] grass oh God it my my list keeps on increasing ah okay I go to the other side I will go to the other side and um where’s where’s the boat okay I have the boat over here okay I will go to the

Other side and then bring toen bancho yeah in a minute in a minute in a minute in a minute sure I’ll I’ll I’ll get i’ll get okay there’s there’s is this soil is this soil is this soil okay I’m going to get soil because dir there’s grass on where Octavio

Is so if I were to connect that grass to my grass technically it would grow grass right dirt and bone meal it didn’t work though I tried putting dirt and bone meal it didn’t work any Dirt Works I’m getting dirt I’m getting dirt getting dirt I’m getting dirt

Okay okay getting this getting this that that that this this this this this and that and this please please please give me give me give me please please give me give me give me give me oh God this is tiring oh God give me that give me that oh [ __ ] oh

[ __ ] ah thank you Rubble uh rubber duckle fairy thank you welcome welcome to the rard lizards give me that give me that got 64 of that okay okay okay no no no bone meal like does it actually work does bone meal bone meal on soil um Minecraft bone

Meal right clicking dirt and Bone meel makes makes it grass what but I tried it like off stream it didn’t work like are you serious are you serious what the [ __ ] are you serious oh my God try it again okay you’ll see you’ll see you’ll see I hope I’m wrong I hope

I’m wrong bone or bone meal bone meal bone meal like I was trying it off stream it didn’t work I thought like maybe you can connect grass to like other grass instead oh God bone meal bone meal you got to be okay all right okay okay okay um

So I have bones over here right so if I mix it over here it makes bone Meal it makes bone meal bone meal won’t work to make it grass see I told you guys so if I place it right here see it won’t work we are trolling oh my God [ __ ] I hate you I hate you I hate you see just to prove a point that it doesn’t

Work I have I have one of the worst fan bases ever thank you thank you though uh so you need to water it you got to okay all right all right all right I don’t think that’ll work though I don’t think that will work Though Jesus Christ just wait a bit yeah right I don’t like it I don’t like it just connect the grass I will I will connect the grass I will I will oh God I don’t believe any of y’all just wait for it to turn green sure thing buddy sure thing there we go

There we go oh over here all right sure thing buddy all right all right okay it should it should work right it should work okay all right connecting the grass this is the [ __ ] desert it will never work okay we got to do that see that that was the kind of

TR oh my God oh my God that was okay so the the the the TNT is actually real uh-oh the TNT is actually real I thought that was fake it actually activated something holy crap oh God I thought that was a fake now that they’re actually not

Joking God it it [ __ ] worked it actually legit happened okay um give me give me that please thank you can I make it though I don’t think so I don’t think I can make it yep I didn’t make it okay let’s sleep sleep sleep sleep ah

Sleep sleep sleep too far sleep sleep oh [ __ ] maybe this was the bomb then maybe that was a crap maybe that was maybe that was the explosion maybe that was the explosion oh man oh man uh I’m surely this ain’t going to work oh it will work oh it will oh it

Will you just need to have like the persistency and patience to actually uh commit to it and that is what I will be doing today yes yes yes yes um where oh yeah I need to make um Cobble I need Cobble I need Cobble like one all right oh yes yes yes yes

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes give it to me give it to me give it to me I love it I love it to death give me my yoink where where soil soil doco almost 5 Hour stream what really sir you have a backyard dude have

You seen my backyard have you seen what my backyard looks like it’s sand it’s [ __ ] sand there’s no way I have like trees no there’s no way that I have like uh leaves on it hey ruse join ruse is back so that was the pressure plates you

Were talking about ruse if you’re ever listening right now I see what you were talking about it exploded like what the [ __ ] I thought you were joking now it now you left a giant crater in the middle of Octavio’s house all right okay okay okay all right

All right all right all right all right all right but did you die though no I did not thank [ __ ] God my uh I was I was like skeptical though no harm yep but the environment ruse the environment the environment is what I’m scared about oh my god oh [ __ ] that is a

Cliff I uh I don’t I don’t I don’t like leaving holes in my house the hell are you some sort of sand hugger I mean we live in a desert man we live in the desert it’s you and me in here we got to keep it clean I think

Okay just over here over here over here over here over here over here over here over here over here over here over here I don’t live in a desert oh yeah true yeah true it’s us living in the desert it’s just us me and Octavio it’s surely going to work it’s surely going

To work it’s it’s going to work guys it’s going to work it’s going to work it’s going to work like you have no idea how big brain of a move this is okay I’m going to get more soil oh why did you forget about Gibby oh Gibby yeah I

Forgot I think I only saw Gibby once open Minecraft and that’s it I don’t know if he plays off stream though yeah because uh he he’s probably busy doing something I don’t know let’s uh let’s go let’s go almost there almost there poor Gibby yeah if I will threaten

Gibby if Gibby doesn’t play Minecraft with us soon I’m going to blow up his house like it’s just wasting space I’m sorry I’m going to blow up his house I’m going to threaten it I’m going to surround it with TNT once he goes home and sees the

Damage it’s over it’s over I’m the leader I made a latte what you did on on Minecraft on Minecraft you made latte what is this what is that oh oh well yeah [ __ ] right after I did my Minecraft oh on I made lot all right all right okay all

Right okay he’s actually responsible he’s actually responsible what the [ __ ] I thought you’d be evading taxes like me but turns out you’re a taxpayer huh my goodness what the hell are you thinking R paying taxes paying the government you shouldn’t do that it’s illegal you shouldn’t do that they’re stealing the

Money all the time obsidian oh yeah obsidian uhoh uh there’s a lot it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine die now where did I get the stack hey ruse don’t oh my God ruse please don’t please don’t that’s my chicken Rose Bru H whatever did

You no I didn’t do anything I didn’t do anything nor did I uh what nothing nothing I did not I did I did I oh you oh you no I did not I did not I did not I did not do anything ruse I did not did you make a crater outside

Of Church of O Octavio will be do doing anything he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead like he’s only oh my God he’s only a shell of his former glory I did not give you stacks of chicken nor did I steal anything or whatever all right close close aun aun

Uh how do I how do I make obsidian is it by chance how do I make obsidian uh-oh water over lava oh water on lava source well where did it go where’ it go it’s over yeah where did it go then okay all right all right so there we

Go that’s it right that’s it that’s it that’s uh that’s the lava source he’s learning yep I’m learning I’m learning okay all right all right all right okay all right okay all right okay all right okay okay okay learning learning learning Now give me that please Ooh ooh all right all right now don’t fall into it though don’t fall there might be more that I should be careful of oh [ __ ] yeah b b yeah oh [ __ ] me what about this what about this can I get something here now now can I get something here

Now okay how okay I got six obsidian all right all right let’s go home let’s go home soil soil soil soil I got to get more soil where’s the soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil soil look look look you’ll be you’ll be seeing how much how much grass I’ll be getting

Yes yes yes yes yes yes there’s so much so so many so many soil soil soil give me all of that [ __ ] soil yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes okay that squid always scares me I think it’s it’s harmless but it’s still very scary

Okay okay okay okay all right all right we can do this we can do this an attempt was no no no no there will be a solid good run attempt to make a portal we can do this I still remember the coordinates I still remember it by

Feeling I can feel it in my bones oh wait wait wait wait no no no no no wait wait you Oh [ __ ] oh my God hey I can’t get up there what do you want what do you want from me I’m building a farm okay over there okay over there over there yes all right yoink yoink yoink yoink yoink it’s going to be super super um super super smart about what

I’m going to do look at this look at this get out of my way get out of my way sheep it’s going to be super Easy the cows don’t need it right the hell are you doing well I’m s I’m replacing the sand with Soil D J it’s all connected it will work it will have grass believe me it will have grass you going to give him any water bedding wait do they need that a place to hide from the rain well they don’t need that they don’t need that they’re here to be slaves for

Me and I going to connect it look at this look at this every living creature deserves that Gerard [ __ ] sake no no no no no if it’s for me well sure fine but we don’t need that we they don’t need that you yink look at look mhm it will

Um I think it will work eventually it will work out eventually I’m summoning SP wait what what what are you doing over there it will work it will work it will work this will take ages it will work it will work it will work I’m summoning huh what do you mean summoning the

Spiders huh behold what where where is it I I’m trying to look at it where where’s the spiders where ruse you are a liar what do you mean I lied okay all right okay you wasted my [ __ ] time now sleep Sleep but I let a zombie in your [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you he’s going to die anyway Rose s oh my God my bed Rose oh no oh man ah [ __ ] A [ __ ] sake wait I [ __ ] you I have wool over here I have wool I can make another bed Oh [ __ ] i i f you just give a man you’re giving me extra work ah what the [ __ ] ow who let him in ah [ __ ] sake stop stop it I don’t like it I don’t like it I don’t like it sleep sleep Roose now will it take forever I don’t Know let’s see the uh the Updates it’s like a one huge fuse boncho your health oh [ __ ] you okay that was scary whoops now let’s see let’s see if it’ll actually work did the grass grow did it grow oh God this is going to take too long this is going to take a while Use bone meal bone meal I don’t think bone meal didn’t work before maybe it has to be connected to real grass all right all right got to go got to go got to go got to go got to go got to go oh use bone meal on grass

Block it won’t work on soil but it probably will work on the grass lock okay all right all right all right all right got it got it I got 63 bone meal I think this should work all right all right all right okay after this I’m going to go

Back to the uh to the nether portal after that’s set I think I’m going to call it a day I’m going to call it a day after getting to the nether portal and fixing it like legit okay all right all right all right all right we got this we got this we got

This except that get away get away get away from me okay all right bone meal time I but it didn’t what it just what n um what n n n oh no you got to be kidding me you got to be kidding me don’t tell me it’s not going to work uh-oh

Uh-oh come on it has to work right it has to it has to [Applause] work come on come on Spread spread what now work work work it’s not working what are you doing stop it stop ah godam no it’s that grass growing Green Oh God this is a

Grass growing stream I don’t think this it’ll be a miracle if it’ll actually like grow here ah dude a rain dance rain rain please ah please please here here’s the bone meal take it I have so much of it take it please please it will have to work please you have to work

[Laughter] please please it’s not working the Sheep is going to die the sheeps are the sheeps are so dead the sheeps are so dead oh no oh well we’re just going to have to hope for that uh for Octavio’s grass to actually reach my house what I’m going

To do is just going to abandon the what is that what is that what is this Ru what is this what the [ __ ] is this watch your step that’s for Octavio for [Laughter] later oh [ __ ] okay I’m going to ignore that one I’m going to ignore that one

Once he logs in I’ll let him I’ll let him do what he wants with it okay I’m going to go back to the uh to the nether portal and try and uh fix the portal all right all right yeah okay okay okay there all right okay let’s go let’s

Go I also left you a present what oh on your Graves no you didn’t you did not you didn’t ruse you did not okay let me see let me see oh you shouldn’t have Ru what is that what did you leave me behind what did you leave in my [ __ ]

Grave what is it what is it I am so curious where did you leave on My Grave oh come on I don’t even know if that’s actually oh no oh [ __ ] hey what the [ __ ] hey that’s cool how the [ __ ] where’ you put the where’ you put the stuff there’s

Chicken there’s chicken everywhere what the [ __ ] how how’ you do that what’s under the grave what’s under it what’s under it oh wow and he’s gone well it’s it’s not doing anything anymore a that’s cute that’s nice that’s nice damn I was having trouble with I

Was having trouble with all of that I mean if you if you looked at my stream ruse I was having trouble with all of this that was cool oh well is that a grass block no it was not a grass block it was a uh soil that I

That I tilled with my um with uh with my shovel that’s it sorry I I get easily amused by by small things in Minecraft because I I just don’t know which ones work and which one ones doesn’t okay where’s my where is it where is it where did it go all right

There it is okay let’s travel back let’s travel back in time for a bit all right all right and fix up our stuff where duck okay just I know just keep going straight here right glal bunch is so cute oh haha that’s cute wait until I uh

Wait until I uh become too smart I’ll fix up I’ll fix up something nice we waiting yeah you better you better I’m going to fix it up I got a flint and steel deal I I will I’ll be smarter in the future like uh once I once we get old

Enough to like have uh coh eyes or stuff like that like if there’s like a new generation of uh Hol Stars I’m going to be the one touring them in [Laughter] armis like we’re in this uh dry desolate like undeveloped land of armis old enough yeah like uh 8 months probably 12 months

You know year two years I don’t know but if there is going to be like a new batch of H stars and will they bully you probably they will probably they will and then Gerard was dead oh yeah true true who knows who knows life is uh is very

Strange there it is that’s the ship that’s the ship and all we have to do is go just go forward life finds a way Mo yes yes yes yes yes yes yes SK SK yes yes yes yes is this here okay is this is this no no okay no okay almost almost almost almost almost oh yeah I I I also tried like uh Indian food like yesterday it was so good everyone’s like meming around with

Uh with Indian food and [ __ ] but I find it to be delicious Indian food really nice like everyone’s saying it’s too spicy but I like it I like it I love me Indian food yeah the mechas meccas what IND what Indian food did you try um the uh the butter chicken that

They have my was it supposed to be what color was it I think it was orange I think the butter chicken I like butter chicken it it was like a it tastes like chicken curry the green one oh wait it’s different it’s it’s different I think it’s different I don’t

Know probably different me or n butter chicken isn’t spicy well mine was my oh so it wasn’t supposed to be spicy all right okay mine was mildly spicy okay okay okay all right now what do I do here so I have to fix this up O Okay Okay um um where’s where’s

My torch I need my torch I need my torch around here torch torch just just torch everything torch torch okay torching torching okay 4 by five one two three 4 um is it is it height height or width like um which which one oh sh [ __ ] okay wait wait we got

It yes okay four wide okay four wide okay this I don’t need I don’t need these right I don’t need these or do I need these okay one two three 4 right all right I don’t need the edges okay almost there almost there almost there okay okay one two three four all

Right so all I need to do okay um what else what else do I need okay just just um all righty then all righty just just the corner over here all right all right um mhm okay all right I got to I got to remove this remove remove four tall okay five tall

All right all right all right all right all right all right all right we’re fixing it we’re fixing it we’re fixing it should be taller so welcome dable a welcome welcome to the honorary members where you will be overworked to your death okay let’s go let’s go let’s go okay alrighty

Then and I have to like uh here right right that one so one two 3 four five right it’s two what right okay that’s right right yes okay now now connect them like that right and now I got a flint and steel oh now it’s not the ow ow okay okay that

Worked hey it worked it worked now we find out if it actually Works my god oh wow that is [ __ ] scary okay I’m going back inside okay going back going back oh wow that was the nether oh my God okay that was scary wait let me put some items wow your journey is way less cozy than mine I’m I’m chilling in a Tavern while

You’re yeah ruse yeah I’m in hell I love me some [ __ ] hell okay okay okay got to go got to go got to go go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go back go

Back go back go back back back stop stop stop get away get away get away get away okay it’s South alium all right okay all right now that’s something now how do I okay all right all right all right all right I’m going to put this I’m going to put everything in here

Um looks cozy enough all right I’m going to put everything in there and I’m going to jump in I don’t care I don’t care what happens to me I’m going to jump in I’m going to jump in and I’m I’m going to find my way back

Home all right now how do I find my way home congrats on making a portal but I don’t know where where is it y b y b coordinates um it’s um F3 it’s um -201 67 negative um – 272 so how do we how do we how do I find

Where I’m supposed to go what’s the cords of your house specs man okay okay okay thank you thank you thank you that’s one mid PC hey hey I’m going to upgrade it very soon I I bought some new parts it’s uh it’s uh what do you call this 5

59 what was that AMD 5900 I I’m going to replace the uh CPU I’m going to replace it because the CPU is like potato as [ __ ] okay 4090 soon soon I’m not going to I’m going to I’m going to enjoy my 40 I’m going to I’m going to enjoy my 3060

My RTX heyo you got um fmd 5 no AMD it’s AMD oh God oh God oh well [ __ ] okay I’m going to leave it at that I guess I heard it has some bite into it is that a bite of no no no I got to

Shut up I got to shut up okay I’m going to leave it at that I’m going to leave it at that at least I guess next adventure is to uh find home you want to see my house oh yeah oh wait where is your house I got

To I got to go home okay okay I got to go home okay I got to go home got to go home I got to see his house I haven’t seen his house yet I’ve only seen it I’ve only seen it through the VOD l

Oh um well uh I don’t know what to do about that one now oh well a [ __ ] well okay let’s end it at that let’s end it at that shall we okay so thank you everyone so much thank you oh it’s almost 6 hours we’re almost

At a sixh hour mark I got to go I got to go home first and that is going to take a while he he uh we we don’t yeah you’re going to have to wait for the VOD all right s s s thank you ruse thank

You Octavio uh thank you to the people who’ve uh joined me in this game thank you thank you that was that was a long list of things that I did not complete hey but I did complete some of them like the mini ones uh I guess the up base upgrade is

Going to have to wait we didn’t upgrade the base yet but eventually eventually we will Right all right okay we’re back ahh just rest rest rest for a bit Ah okay this isn’t the End by the way because tomorrow me and gold bullet are going to play the Bigfoot you guys know Bigfoot we’re going to hunt down the Bigfoot tomorrow gold bullet and I gibby so stay

Tuned for that one I’m going to set up the room later so everybody hang tight all right all right all right okay okay okay I’m going to have to make a thumbnail too [ __ ] ah oh no I going to have to make a thumbnail and stuff oh [ __ ] okay

All right I’m gonna go I’m gonna thank you thank you for sticking out uh sticking around for too long thank you even though the progress was uh very slow that was a very fun stream Minecraft experience I guess Minecraft eats away at your time and I am proud of

That so thank you thank you everyone so much for watching and I will see you guys tomorrow with gold bullet all right matak bye-bye s Let’s uh let’s oh wait wait wait raid we got to raid someone we got to raid we got to raid we got to raid

Raid raid raid everybody um subscribe to um to ruse uh gold Bull and Octavia for me all right okay we got to find someone to raid who do I raid oh Octavio Octavio’s up all right all right all right octavi let’s [ __ ] go all right say hi to Octavia for me all

Right let’s uh let’s end the stream Okay thank you everyone so much for watching and I hope you guys have a great day Bye-bye We