EPIC MINECRAFT VR: GETTING A PET DOG

I don’t trust that’s recording hello jack we’re back Oh under the sea in Minecraft hey guys it’s your boy yup it’s you it’s me back with more minecraft in VR by the way we have new rules this time yeah what my crabs rules yeah hey let me tell you about it dude

Also stop yelling it’s not that big of a deal let’s say I want to chop down this tree we can’t do this that’s the last time you’ll ever see it from now on we do everything like a man hard work that’s the only way well make it in this

Wait can i really not okay really you can’t I’m not this short I swear if at all possible we do everything the real-world way hey man did you get lost your village is over there yeah I know it’s a really just you and me out here huh

Really nobody yeah no one no what is it on the agenda for today we need a pet puppy we need unenchanted bow hmm tasty delish all right close that what were you raised in a barn it’s a good-looking day in Minecraft oh also I forgot to show you hold on I have

Something freaking hilarious to show you watch this you could make yourself even smaller if you wanted to be like a little baby oh my gosh look at the size of these flowers but watch this it’s your bull yeah y’all wanted to mess with me before didn’t you well look at me now What’s going on in here okay so if we want an enchanted bow we need obsidian that’s just there’s no way around it hold the fricken gosh dang phone we need coal so let’s grab some coal real quick hello little bat hi bud hi buddy ja oh

He broke my pickaxe what a freaking jerk hey I thought I told you to die bro get the freak out it what you think this is a free country where you can just do whatever you want where’s my house I’m lost okay I already need a new pickaxe which is

Awesome beep boop bop beep bebop Oh brightness is already on bright are you sure look how dark it is it’s like oh it’s on bright Oh Frick Oh No stay back creature of the dark ready boys yeah okay I get I get kind of into the combat

I’m really sorry I looked right out I can look at you and ER Oh buddy Wow okay these guys have never scared me in VR he’s pretty freaking scary here we go I’m so glad I made this challenge for myself of using the my stuff the way the

Stuff is supposed to be stuff dude I’m doing welding that means if anybody comes up on me on these things don’t break what the Freak oh it doesn’t work as good in your offhand are you kidding me what’s the point oh that’s stupid do you can you believe this where the Freak

I don’t know I can i okay hi I’m inside this I have become one with that which I seek I’ve been doing this for like three seconds I’m already over this challenge dude creeper Oh which way am I going bud huh did it take him out no it did not oh

Crap I didn’t mean it hit the inner man I didn’t mean I’m swinging my sword behind me I’m swinging my sword behind me I’m sorry dude villagers couldn’t really I couldn’t really help a guy out could they huh villagers just kind of just kind of sat around aah oh man it’s dangerous out

There dude we got some coal though which I do like 28 torches for your booty Oh excuse you occupied ocupado by not gonna play with you anymore get in your home sir it’s very dangerous out here skeleton freak Oh get in the house crap dude loser loser Walmart Walmart

Yeah you’re out there in the dark well I’m cooking up some freakin steaks not the Hat whoo I caught it did you see that gosh it’s so hard to look cool and be in VR at the same time Oh cook it up cook it up cook it cook it cook it up

Oh yeah I did that if I’m being honest we’re making two iron picks where are you I’m making two of them and don’t even try to stop me because it’s not gonna work I could make a leather hat oh no I can’t dang it shut up oh man Spawn of Satan this land is my land no 360s from you yep frickin duds now we need to find diamond we have to find diamond ore I don’t get an enchanted boat I tell you what though before I go doing that I’m gonna go see you real

Quick if we can’t find out ladle pop if I can’t find out little puppy to make my oh I don’t know how the swimming works I thought it was like this am i swimming shut up okay post next you yeah the water won’t save you whoa what was that

Did that cow just hit me I got exploded in one direction from account oh well I don’t learn hey have you guys seen any puppies around looking for a pup here I was thinking you were a dog is that a pup I think we have a puppy spotted I

Hate swimming dog you see what I’m willing to do for you this is how much I love you he couldn’t have gone that far hello puppy I know there’s a dog there’s got to be a dog out here I’m spending the whole day looking for one little stupid dog

I’m gonna get lost I can just already tell trust me I know myself I’m gonna get lost I want a dog please tell me where they are cow where is my dog please tell me so I won’t kill you ah is that a baby cow over here did y’all make a baby no

You’re a full size cow no longer interested just eating a quick steak you know you know how it is hello I hear skeleton I warn you I’m an advanced combat master this is proper swimming technique this is how you swim on the hunt for a pup puppy pup it papa

Happy football pep puppet I’m gonna find one and I’m gonna name him Billy don’t worry that’s gonna happen just while I’m here where am I just out here swimming a pod yo hey dawg I’ll be about about hey bud haha it’s a bunch of dogs Hey look yeah

You wanna know it one more please only want one more yes we got a dog come with me you are so good sit sit good boy that’s a good boy that’s all good boy good boy oh this is everything in my life has led up to this moment all right hey come on

I’ll show you to my house come on but actually do you know where my house is but Oh puppy I’m gonna need a hand like pretty quick just for the record there’s a few of the bad boys around hey listen you could kill me but don’t you dare

Hurt my dog get a puppy yeah I’m trying very hard good job trying very hard not to accidently killed my pup up don’t shoot me I’m eating get him Billy yeah get him dogs you done messed with the wolf pack brother what’s the matter bud what’s the matter

Bud ya gotta please tell me these dogs are he’s mad that dogs mad oh no I don’t want to kill a dog oh I don’t want to kill you pup Billy killed that other dog Oh skeleton zombie we’re okay hopefully the dogs lost my scent I went through the water that’s

How that works right wait where’s Billy hold on Billy did the other dogs kill Billy I will be so upset I’m going back into danger to check for Billy hold on Billy I thought you were dead hold on look at his tail oh no Billy hey here

You go bud good boy hey you want a raw chicken he go good boy more skeletons Billy I don’t know where the way home is but I know I know that I just adopted you and you’re already sick of me get on belly f em up Billy oh crap Billy Oh

Crap hey ray I can’t scrap whoa crap dude just get back car Billy whoa how did they sneak up on me what the Freak oh my gosh stay back yeah which one of you guys took Billy where is he Billy can a guy get a hand

Please Billy get him good dog good good Bob I think I have food poisoning that sucks too oh well I’m gonna get myself more food poisoning and I’ll give you food poisoning to click done I’ve been out all night and I have no clue where my houses this just sucks

Oh my gosh there’s like 80 89 skeletons over here whoa I jumped over that literally been sprinting through the night oh holy crap don’t shoot me off down there dude don’t do it aah was that Billy over there oh that’s a cat you’re not Billy you’re a freaking cat it and look how

You look Billy big Oh bud Oh book book every episode of this freakin game is just me being lost so I guess I could look for some redstone and try to make a compass that could point me home maybe that’s what we’ll do we’ll get home eventually I am NOT dying out here

Don’t you worry it’s just not happening gonna dig this out then I’m gonna find me some redstone and then I’m gonna make a compass and then we’re getting home we don’t have time to screw around boys I got it go we found some more iron mined

It out get in my pocket I get results what did I set out to do get a dog look now we got Billy he’s great he’s adorable hey Billy I tell you what sit right there good boy I just don’t want you to get hurt oh hello

Get my freakin pocket what are you thinking out here alone your mother would be worried sick but that’s about as far as another you can only mine like two blocks oh crap in a stick any time now would be would be fine on the redstone this will help with the

Enchanted bow also you’ve got to be freaking kidding me I found some oh my god I’m so happy you don’t know how long it’s been I’ve been out here I’ve been out here steady just grinding for this freakin redstone and we got it I’m so happy

Get out of here stone I don’t need you right now Oh buddy I needed you oh let’s go Billy you’ll never guess what I found it Billy oh hey bud I’m glad you’re still alive Oh compass put it on my arm hold on Billy I’m making some steaks you don’t want

Steak yeah you do I can tell you do I said good boy he wants a steak scratch on your chin with the little pickaxe good boy that’s good enough Billy let’s get the freak out of here bud compass in my left hand so what am i right way

Gonna get home we’ve been searching all night what hey bud you picked the wrong one see this this way Oh Billy I know you’ve never been there but you’re gonna love home bené bené bené can’t you see excuse you what did I do that with my mind how did that just happen

Hey guys I’m not dead all right we’ll catch up in a little bit yes oh it feels nice it feels good come on in but my place is here plays welcome home buddy what do you think you like it it’s a little uh Oh Billy I’m sorry it was an

Accident well I think it’s obvious that the goal of grabbing diamonds this time is not gonna happen because I had to spend like frickin almost 45 minutes finding my way back home finding redstone but what we can do just make a little farm right here so we

Can actually have a life that was something that a lot of people told where are you I’m sorry hi that’s something that a lot of people told me the last time is that they were like bro you need to make a farm you’re gonna die of starvation so

I’ll do it hold on hi good morning I’m sorry all right water okay now we need a hoe the ground bro this is like Harvest Moon VR all right look what we got now let’s get the seeds I remember when you couldn’t walk on top of them that was really annoying now you

Just can’t jump on them I prefer that Billy we’re gonna have so much bread look at that boy I tell ya Hut we about to have so much good bread where our farms better than you guys is your as farm sucks ago I almost hit the

Wall I’m sorry let’s shoot at least one thing before I leave I know let me see if I still got it enemy spotted see if I still got it I do not say your last prayer sheep oh it’s so satisfiying that’s just a taste of

The fun that we could wear the a taste of the fun we could be having with an enchanted bow god I want one so bad all right Billy let’s go inside it’s time to end the episode I know buddy I’m sorry come on as much as it pains me to do

This I have to end this episode here I recorded for so much longer than I wanted to every time I play this I’m like I’ll just make a quick episode of Minecraft and then I have to record for like three hours it’s really stupid anyways let me know the stuff you want

Me to do I made this awesome little garden out here let me know that other goals you want but obviously enchanted bow is first on the list but we got other stuff we can do it along the way we finally got a puppy so that’s pretty

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