EPIC Minecraft Xbox PVP: CAPTURE THE BLOCK!

All right here we go we’re playing actually what is this called even i don’t know this is a pvp we’ll have a name we’re spraying off the two teams you dig to collect things in order to get up the tears you have to make switches then you make a pickaxe from the diamond

You find in your courtyard to miami obsidian block uh simon are you making teams or oh okay actually this is the kind of team i wanted anyways at the start hey lurker hey lurker what’s happening lurker ah mr kwang’s here too mr pong it’s the dream team so yeah everyone sleep seriously

I can’t do anything no why not like i don’t have my i can’t do anything they don’t have my privileges oh they’ll give you them okay all right they let us sleep with each other the world’s not loading oh give us some time geez we haven’t started until we sleep anyways

I don’t don’t sleep with me i don’t believe in incest even though we’re not related directly capture the block by halo pyromaniac listen you’re related to monkeys i’m related to monkeys it’s my favorite group of people all together sleeping together that’s kind of weird there’s nothing wrong with sleeping together

You know what we’re just good friends out for camping okay so the games are on i guess because we’ve all slept here’s the team extraordinary team here we’ve fought together many times in many battles and i think we can come strong on this one team mass effect with the uh slightly

Or recently introduced lurker and of course our master crafter builder simon and simon we trust let’s dig [ __ ] but you need a switch right yeah you need i think two switches actually because there’s two different tiers you can make more switches too i think you can open up the other people’s side

As well so you’re on pickaxe and stuff mr porn what though hey where’d you get time with armor oh where’s my uh where i need a sword oh i thought we needed to just dig the regular ground i didn’t know we had to dig this area is there other pickaxes

You made mr palmer now wait where’d you get that sword nick up your ass tell me where oh yay thank you they’re swords why don’t we have swords where do we get the swords from worker do you see any swords anymore you get them from the bay are those they’re like they’re just

Sitting in the front or what first level second level of the basis it’s a pvp team don’t give out our secret even though it may be obvious to you someone break this tree and get saplings just cause we need more wood you guys do know you can’t break down the middle walls right

Why would you break down walls to begin with i don’t know you’re supposed to dig and then get a sliver to open up because you guys are already in the middle area did you guys use a switch or did you just knock down the door guys keep aware of the enemy’s position at

All times i’d like someone watching the middle area while they’re doing this they pull them in whatever they want and just kill us all if they wanted to too bad they can’t because i’m here to protect you i got iron hey simon where do i get weapons from

I don’t have any like you know melee weapons there it is like it’s right beside you we need iron yeah i have one on i guess we gotta smell make pickaxes don’t we okay we need one more switch why don’t we have any switches yet guys

So we have we have to find the obsidian though right uh no you want diamond and then you go to the top level the tower to grab the obsidian block and then place it on your side to win okay so there is there diamond underneath our ground yes okay everyone we’re combining the

Diamond i’m gonna i’m gonna do some business larger do you know where the stores are you can’t you can’t climb over the bedrock wall can you no what if you find a way out of it because there’s a door that leads outside of it just don’t go inside okay

That’s why we needed another level grab the obsidian block place it upstairs in your base and score room and show proof and then you win so you guys know where that is right like you have uh i’ll take some of that guys if we need if we need to we can

Open up their thing to go and simon i need a sword sword simon sword sword sword what if we’re both on top then we can attack each other what the hell is this [ __ ] okay have a diamond sword tell the other team as well i already

Told them all so you guys know you have to score a block right to win does anybody have a stick or two no i have sticks oh are you guys serious you’re supposed to dig get diamond it’s capture the block craft capture the obsidian block on the top of the tower

It’s really not that hard lurker i got your sticks sticks behind you oh and i’ll leave iron here too i need a diamond sword though i mean they have diamond we just have like i just have an iron there’s three random diamonds throughout the ground right yes and i will show you guys

How i will find them oh they’re digging through they’re digging through this is ridiculous oh i got them though they’re digging through and only one guy’s up simon we need more swords swords diamond swords no no not those swords diamond swords they have diamond swords

And i need a bow too is it just supposed to be two people oh we have to reinvite them someone reinvite those guys i assume simon what i can’t join since no one’s my friend in there let me just throw a party invite again ah

Oh [ __ ] i wish i would have saw this simon you really gotta make this more visible jeez all right back to the battle where how’s the building going no need to fear my pogo stick is here for crying alone are you guys back in the game get the invite

I am self-proclaimed team captains that’s who that’s me that’s why i said self-proclaimed you must not know your dictionary we just need an iron when we have an iron do you have another diamond that you found yeah we have another diamond [ __ ] are there any diamonds on the gravel or

Did you not place them under there they’re in the cobble area well it’s not cobbled stone but yeah who’s wasting their arrows on your right now they must be a tad bit that slow stone area hey does anybody have another lever built on our side well i was smart and i took our

Level that led up to the obsidian tower okay uh after three diamonds if anybody has sticks we need another lever blipper when in case they cheat they need proof of the obsidian block remember guys you have to have like proof of your obsidian block on the top

From which you grab it looks like there’s a red guy going up there throwing sticks everywhere i gotta go kill these guys where do we have to do the uh just any either of these obsidian blocks what any of these obsidian blocks no there’s an obsidian block

Up uh at the top of the thing that you have to collect we need a lever though to get to it oh never mind i got a lever i got four lovers all right well let it happen i got a diamond pickaxe jump off to the enemy’s bet you really

You want to raid them oh [ __ ] no simon my bad i didn’t mean it no i fed simon to death no lurker do you have the diamond sword or the diamond pickaxe get over here quickly get inside the middle area and get to where i am

We need to kill that guy mr pawn in that area guys i’ll be heading to the action soon my world needs to load in last game all right we got to cover them why didn’t you grab armor mr paul i don’t know where i got armor here mr pawn come grab it quickly

Where the sword’s at you got the you got the thing got the obsidian all right head back to base and place it in the square thing to win team murray raided him do not let them place their obsidian god damn it i keep on getting shoved up the ladder

What are you doing man i’m trying to not go up the ladder the whole time what you doing i’ve never seen anyone have this issue before i don’t know all right quickly go go go kept on going up the ladder we’ll cover you the way out

Am i on the right side right yeah you’re on the right side go to the base don’t worry we’re okay just toss me a sword oh yeah sure yeah i guess we could do a best two out of three on this eh did you oh i said you lagged out or

Something i was like oh that’s just lagging slow why won’t he die oh yeah we won by the way guys we did uh you yeah you won no you guys didn’t win no team blue one i think i think we’re the blue team simon should we do another round of this

Yeah team mass effect yeah we probably should do best two out of three or something my mass effect name is chris jericho and my friend’s name is uh albert giant no uh it’s cm punk why wasn’t mr pauling here for the after party celebration this is why

Hey simon or not time mr paul come back mr paul right over here to the glass i’m looking at you through the glass don’t know how much time has passed yes it’s window pane oh god it’s feels like forever i think i [ __ ] up the lyrics there but luck is there too

I’m looking at you both through the glass looker you have to look through the glass on that side to look at the glass at me on this side and see mr paul in the middle okay so the simon’s going to join you guys we’re going to do four on three day

Fair enough oh yeah we have mr halo yeah oh he’s pretty much fine if i can see how buffy is we’re the best team anyways we don’t need him we don’t eat salmon all right boys sleep time i will join in you i’ll sleep on the empty side where simon used to be

Wait so where come on everyone sleep wait let me uh let me sleep over here shadow go to sleep whatever your name cast away go to sleep or i’m gonna shove my horn straight up your ass do it where is littles you know i’ll give you a piercing on the inside of your

All right lurker do the same thing you did last night kind of i’m going to work on more of an attack scenario but we need to get like a switch right away does everybody know where the swords are okay guys if you die one hit take an

Iron sword because you want to keep them in conservation grab swords and stuff i’m getting fully decked okay make sure to get range gear too and someone drops it on diamond sword i’ll throw it back down i’m not going to use dodge i need to quickly get that going

That’s my i didn’t get range skier so it’s okay yeah are you allowed to go back in just after you’re like after you get all your materials uh yeah you control when you can go in and out do we not have a crafting table okay someone grab that pickaxe and start looking for

A little bit i’m really good at this round i’ll be your little slave don’t don’t use the pickaxe until you find this stuff dig with your hand and make make sure oh you made a fine and uh we want to make a dig closer to this center but don’t take

Care of that kind of trench guys well hey you got if you got we’re a the pickaxe then you gotta find some cobble which there’s uh is there a problem underneath the ground too i have cobble come here i have cobble don’t give it to me you’re yay uh sure your take

Do pieces take this honey sticks oh thanks all right let me here uh here’s two more i’m already all the way hey here nick nick will give it to him nick break down this tree to get get more wood because we’re gonna need saplings

Once you get two we got we gotta be fine i got one so who else wants to mine because it’s just me mining alone isn’t gonna be pretty i mean i’m doing okay i have coal and iron but still larry we’re going up the uh the left side

I just heard the door open uh cool as soon as you make that pickaxe we’re good to go okay there’s cool in the mines too okay hey if you uh if you find something you’ll feel free to call it out but i captain he’s in our base

I got him i got him oh [ __ ] i’m still getting hit on like leggings like [ __ ] orange shadow that’s me i’m friendly jesus christ i was like because i’m distracting you guys wait that’s not distracting well you all of you stopped and attacked

Me at the same time so i think i kind of got that going well you’ve already got a lever quite a big daddy dude well our our main door is already open as well so damn door stop [ __ ] like what’s up halo hello here’s the stone guys i somebody help me

Chip get out of there oh big daddy nick over here big daddy fun i got you some cobbles you need it all right like i said as soon as you got this ready we’re we’re good to go here we’re we’re ready to set up okay we’re gonna be the excavation team by

That i mean we’re gonna go oh you saved me big daddy i i got your back oh [ __ ] you just make sure to have mine we’re good to go all the way to the top as soon as you got that pickaxe done later okay okay i’m coming towards me yeah it’s all done

Man you just need to get your diamonds okay we have two diamonds okay okay okay don’t don’t don’t chase me [ __ ] [ __ ] out here nick it out here get out of here we’re fine you have the stuff all right we have two diamonds oh three halophone

Oh yes we can make it we can make the pick i thought you’d be working a lot faster than that uh quickly give me your other pickaxe check i made the pick why because big daddy come on quickly there’s another team reversing uh how do i get in

Oh for the love of god mr pong did you break in there bad connection striker i’ll just probably go to the lever to be legit uh i i i okay if i can get in by i have the the it’s the problem oh [ __ ] big daddy you have the best connection ever

Okay okay you invited me don’t okay don’t let him die he has to pick don’t let him die mr pong’s killing me and i’m almost dead center center i repeat what is going on here this is a [ __ ] i hope you got this [ __ ] pickaxe done okay because we are [ __ ] outnumbered

Here okay i’m in scenario that’s where i my trunks are loaded if you can head towards there we can defend you mr pong is still right back here head towards center and we can change my i was just that center i just got [ __ ] in the ass oh [ __ ] help help

Are you still being chased okay head back forward center nick defend this with your life okay they’re heading up there stop [ __ ] block just look at this pic damn it move i’ll destroy it okay okay they’re they’re going up there there they’re gonna meet get up here watch where we have savage

Oh yeah much man okay guys i had the lever so okay you guys uh did he’s down there oh hello chase him turner okay i had the lever watch out bailey stay up there come on come on [ __ ] protect me protect me i don’t see where he’s at now

I’m trapped in here someone pull the lever i’m gonna pull the lid over i’m kept in here i can’t i’m trapped in here save me here you go guys i have the block i don’t need this i have the obsidian help me okay move i’m trying to block you all right

I think diamond’s a little too much for this last way too long in battle okay get out of there put it in the base you can’t hurt much did you get out of there i’m trying where are you at oh [ __ ] help me help me i’m almost dead oh hey hey

Mr pong is back at yeah that’s the base yeah guys we have to kill kingston someone get your ass over here and help me [ __ ] hey guys guys mr pong is back okay right there okay everybody he fell he’s on the hole i need so much help right now holy [ __ ] somebody

Okay protect blue protect blue go is there anyone that’s helping me work or what [ __ ] are you guys blue fell in a hole don’t die get them quickly guys get your asses in here i’m gonna kill the blue guy put it up put it up top there we go oh

No the [ __ ] area hasn’t loaded that’s not fair there where where exactly there’s a thing right there well i i i can’t even see like it’s not loaded in i i don’t know how i’m not getting wheeled on right now it’s it’s not loaded for me either i’m just like

Hitting hopefully that one of you isn’t doing this right okay king king stay up here don’t don’t go down there stay up here are they on okay hey get back up top where’d the blue guy go the hell okay nick help get get up here help take care of sky cat captain

Oh right now i i’m not getting i’m getting lagged like i’m like poisoned or something he’s going for it hurry hit no that’s it for now