EPIC Minecraft Youtuber Reactions! 🔥

All right so I’ve been making fun of Minecraft youtubers for about 3 months now and it’s safe to say the videos have done really well so I figured I might as well make it a challenge for you guys to watch all of these videos without losing

All of your brain cells uh good luck anyways thank you guys so much for the recent support it really makes my world now I just have to see how long you guys could make it through this video and if you could subscribe it would be totally

Epic so please do it Minecraft but if you like the video I get arrested for tax evasion all right here let’s go to the nether find a lava pool let’s build this here all right let’s start the video oh my gosh guys we spawned in the

Middle of a giant lava pool how unlucky no way is that a nether portal exactly four blocks away good thing I somehow conveniently have four dirt let’s go do you guys know I never pay my taxes as you can see I am currently Falling Towards this dripstone at a rate of 24

Dream stands per second luckily in my inventory I have an ender pearl I can use to clutch pH man this sand block looks really interesting oh my gosh we teleported to a village let’s kill the Iron Golem all right now we just have to

Find a cave wait oh my gosh a cave and diamonds let’s go wait did somebody just like FBI open up Minecraft but if you subscribe I get fire resistance bro that’s literally the dumbest idea ever yeah I know I’m running out of video ideas all right let’s fly over to the

Village and start the video oh my gosh guys I’m so lucky I spawned in a village I wonder how this happens every video all right let’s kill the Golem oh my gosh it dropped so much iron how do I always get so lucky also my

Only goal is going to be to find IR oh wait I already have that uh diamonds we have to find diamonds all right let’s get myself fire resistance oh my gosh somebody subscribed and gave me fire resistance oh wait that literally does nothing e whatever whatever let’s just

Find a cave put down some emeralds wait that looks fake here let’s add some netherite okay now that looks real oh my gosh emeralds oh wait wasn’t I supposed to find diamonds Minecraft speedrunners be like all right guys so we just spawned in and okay now we got to get

Some wood yo all right now that we have some wood let’s try and find a village yo let’s go all right let’s just go into this villager’s house one of these days yo what is that full netherite armor oh wait no it’s not I have gold boots now

This loot sucks now burn it off anyways let’s try and find some obsidian so we can go to the nether yo villager my man yes I know these boots suck man shut up all right cool we got the obsidian let’s just build this portal and ooh there’s a mysterious

Chest here blaze rods and ender pearls bro that’s exactly what I needed all right let’s just find the stronghold yes let’s go we’re already at world record Pace all right now we just got to shoot all the crystals you know what I’m too late Crazy For That Yo No Way all the

Crystals magically disappeared all right now we just have to kill the dragon come on come on come on yeah hey guys welcome back to my Minecraft building tutorial so today I’m going to show you how to build a very basic house all right so here are all the materials you need and

They’re all going to be pretty easy to get keep in mind this is going to be a really basic starter house and you’re probably going to want to expand on it later on all right so the first thing you’re going to want to do is build a

30X 17x 9x 24 and 1/2 Square make sure to pause the video I’m going too fast for you loser all right that looks pretty good so second you’re going to want to take your emerald and Lapis blocks and you’re going to add some definition okay so now that we added

Those that really helped a lot the interior is looking pretty good too but it really does look like it’s just missing something so what you’re going to want to do is you’re going to take your shulker boxes and you’re going to place them on the wall to add a little

Bit of definition okay great that added that last bit we needed honestly this is a pretty basic house so you might want to work on it a little bit more anyways thanks for watching my basic house tutorial I was on my public Minecraft server when I got reports that this pig

Was hacking so I tpd to him and immediately he found diamonds I still wasn’t totally sure he was hacking so I needed to do another test and as I was thinking of how to test him he found diamonds behind the wall I decided to do one final test and place down some

Carrots and guess what he fell for it I still wasn’t totally sure he was hacking so I decided to place a chest in the wall and about 15 minutes later he walked by the wall looked at it and thought something was suspicious so he ran away now I was sure he was hacking

And I just needed to find a way to ban him so I found a Ravine and I decided the best way to ban him would be to disguise myself as a diamond block so I disguised myself and then sure enough a few minutes later he came and tried to

Mine me he then realized what was happening and tried to run away and then he fell into lava and he died and for every like on this video I’ll keep him banned for another year Minecraft but I can’t Jou Spruce trap doors H all right

So we spawned in and Oh wait we’re in Creative hold on oh my gosh guys we spawned in and no way a village what are the Chan all right now we have to get some food because I’m literally starving and I have nothing to eat okay let’s

Just mine this all right we got the food but oh my nibbly noodles why are there so many trap doors over here it suck if I touched one all right guys we’re back wait what am I supposed to do here again oh yeah I’m supposed to find a cave okay

Here let’s look for one ooh this one actually looks really good okay here let’s put down like one or two diamonds oh okay yeah I think that’s enough diamonds that looks pretty realistic actually wait no I think it might be a little too many you know what I don’t

Think the little kids are even going to notice it’s not like they care all right start recording oh my hugle a g tins look at how many diamonds there are no way wait I can’t mine them dude Minecraft but I can’t touch orange all right so we spawned in and oh wait this

Isn’t interesting enough there’s not any orange around here hold on let’s go into creative then let’s build a nether portal okay this looks good okay let’s put down some diamonds and then we can go around and spawn a bunch of blazes all right so we’re here and as you can

See in a split second I realized I am currently in a bad situation a fiery Stickman has launched his balls at me at 500 mph unfortunately his balls are orange and if they touch me I will fail this challenge luckily in my inventory I have a cardboard box I can use to clutch

Oh my gosh no way we lit dude are you serious okay here I have a fire R potion too so I’ll just drink that and head across no way guys we made it to the Overworld all right now we can parkour Pro to the Village all right we’re here

And oh shoot wait water is orange are you serious I trapped this absolute loser inside of an extreme prison with super thick walls and only one exit and if he doesn’t escape then he has to milk a chicken and then drink it I gave him a chest with super super basic unusable

Materials to see if he could Escape so the first thing he did was he resorted to animal abuse and then got the feather from the chicken and started tickling my toes then he went and mind the dirt box and opened the chest then he started making crafting table he then started

Lining the walls with crafting tables and I had no idea what he was doing and then his plan all started to make sense because he started building a shop then he went outside and placed a sign that says tickl feather for sale for a diamond pickaxe a and I’ve really been

Wanting a tickle tin feather for years now so I bought it from him and paid him a diamond pickaxe then he mined out polluted the ocean and started dream boat clutching to land and then as soon as he got back he started abusing animals again subscribe if you think you

Could do it even faster C man 18 be like what’s the rarest block in Minecraft at first I thought it was grass because I never go outside but then I did some deeper digging and found out hold on let me find a stupid block okay this looks

Good so the rarest block is Cobblestone because uh hold on I have to think of a stupid reason wait Cobblestone isn’t even rare Cobblestone is the rarest block because you can only obtain it from breaking bedrock with a wooden pickaxe and then smelting it in a

Crafting table you can also find it in villages but Villages are super rare and are barely ever seen in vanilla Minecraft I just found a huge glitch in Minecraft so most people know of the crap in table but I just found something gamebreaking if you place down a

Crafting table and right click it this secret menu comes up this allows you to make new items such as tools and wood planks so I was just chilling on my Minecraft server when two people came and boxed me in an obsidian I couldn’t escape and eventually they just left me

I had no idea what to do and tried to come up with a plan eventually I came up with one so the first thing I did was leave the obsidian box and go and get some wood I then got some stone tools some iron tools and finally diamond

Tools and armor I then went to a village and got some hay for food yo my bad bro and then traded with a villager for some Enchantment books I then decided to make a mansion and get a full netherite Beacon cuz I was bored I

Then made a trap and went to go and find the base of the people that killed me after a few hours I found it and led them over to the trap for some reason they fell for it and I decided to hire my boy Jerry to take care of them 16

Emeralds an hour bro that’s above minimum wage I’m not paying that at last I came back to the obsidian box and finally mined out subscribe if this was too easy Minecraft but I can’t touch red wait hold on let’s build this here okay game mode survival yo guys we spawned in

The nether what are the chances yo is that a nether portal wait hold on let’s go over there yo what as you can see I am exactly 26.3 chicky nuggies is away from touching this Redstone in my inventory I have a daylight sensor A a

Cauldron a not block a mine cart with a furnace a t wait how did I get all these anyways I could place down this cauldron that would connect to this not block powering the mine car with the furnace to place the tadpoles that will Farm

Some carrots and maybe I won’t oh wait I could just place the daylight sensor oh few yo this tree looks kind of f yo we teleported to a village that’s crazy bro okay now we just need to find a cave okay this one looks pretty good let’s

Place down some diamonds you know what I think we need a few more okay that that’s better yo we spawned in a diamond cave let’s go data be like Minecraft but if you subscribe it gets more realistic unlike my hopes and dreams yo data do

You fake your videos no no no stop it was just a question all right let’s grab some wood yo wait that was too calm okay let’s grab some wood okay that was much better no way a village bro chill out why are you screaming all right let’s

Kill the Iron Golem let’s go a pickaxe oh no somebody subscribed it’s so realistic now it’s not like I just put on a texture pack and pretend one of these days my voice is going to run out anyways I think my only goal for this

Video is going to be to find my f diamonds we have to find diamonds all right now we just need to find a cave ooh this one works let’s just place down some diamonds oh my gosh Diamonds oh wait we have to put a creeper here okay

Game mode survival wait no no no Minecraft but if you subscribe I die in real life all right so we spawned in and oh wait no uh okay much better all right so we spawned in and I’m sure we’re going to be ging a ton of subscribers

Let’s grab some wood ooh a village it’s been 2,187 years and still nobody’s subscribed I currently live in a house made of bedrock and eat golden apples for fun I was bored so I rebuilt the end portal inside of my base and got 24 sets of Enchanted netherite armor I haven’t

Touched grass in 65 years outside of my base I have a very basic Minecraft build that I only spent 2,600 years on I’ve really spent my whole life on this world I’m so glad that nobody’s subscribed all right guys welcome to three Hunters versus speedrunner man hunt look over there

Look over there all right we’re off let’s get some wood oh I forgot to mention that only 0.42% of my viewers are subscribed so if you could subscri actually I wouldn’t really care cuz I have 30 million already anyways let’s go into this blacksmith oh my gosh look at all that

Iron that I definitely didn’t spawn in all right let’s go to the nether come here creep we’ve got you Now wait how did I get all these boats all right let’s go all right did you guys pause recording yeah we did all right cool let’s make an endp portal oh my gosh guys we made it to the end wait can you guys wait for me to bridge real quick yeah

Sure okay let’s knock out the Ed crystals and kill the dragon come on let’s go YouTubers be like Minecraft but if I touch yellow my balls explode all right let’s make this here game mode survival oh my gosh guys we spawned in the yellow bed bio what are the chances

Whatever I can just parkour Pro over here May and I could really use a Nether Portal and a full set of netherite armor no way is that a nether portal and a full set of netherite armor that’s exactly what I needed man I’m just so

Lucky as you can see I am falling at the rate of 7.21 v-bucks per meter in my inventory I have netherite tools a water bucket wait how did I get that anyways I can just use that to clutch oh few I think my only goal is going to be to get

Diamonds wait then why am I in the nether all right now I just need to find a cave o this one looks good all right let’s put down some diamonds now I think we need a few more okay that’s better oh my gosh diamonds let’s go Minecraft but

I can’t touch polished and to fight slabs all right let’s just put a few of these down okay that’s good all right so we spawned in and ah oh wait we’re not touching it I’m so lucky wait how are we going to get over there here I’ll just

Place this here and place that there oh my gosh is that a chest full of logs oh man I’m so lucky let’s just parkour over there oh oh wait we can just cut that part out all right let’s look for ooh a village all right back to survival oh my

Gosh guys we found a village wait hold on let’s do this wait it’s all made of Polish sandite slabs good thing I’m safe on this diamond block that I definitely didn’t place there wait I forgot what am I supposed to do now oh yeah I have to

Find a cave ooh this one looks pretty good here let’s put down some diamonds okay that looks pretty good wait hold on that kind of looks like a YouTubers be like dude I’m out of video ideas again what should I do oh I know I’ll make a totally original video like every single

Other video on my channel problem is I’ve already done Minecraft but I can’t touch red wool Minecraft but I can’t touch white terracotta Minecraft but I can’t touch Oak you know what maybe I’ve done a bit too much oh you know what I could do all right Minecraft but I can’t

Touch water locked cracked stone bricks all right so we spawned in and ooh are those two goats I can’t even count that high all right now we need to find a village like every other video oh my gosh guys we randomly teleported to a oh wait I’m still in Creative all right

Guys hold on I have to do a bathroom break I’ll be right back okay guys so I did some off camera Mining and I spent like 3 weeks on this world so it would really be bad if I touched a is that a water locked Mossy cracked stone brick

Stair that I didn’t play place there no I have no video ideas what should I do oh I know I’ll clear out a giant chunk go into creative and give myself a bunch of netherite stuff and totems then go into survival and this is how I lost my

69 millisecond hardcore world so I was just chilling when I saw this giant hole and I knew I had to go in and see what was going on so I dropped down to the bottom oh wait I didn’t think this far uh okay let’s get myself some blocks

Ladders ender pearls okay this is perfect now we can build a box so I was just chilling down there when oh no I fell into the box and I have literally nothing in my inventory to help me out what am I going to do dude the ender

Pearls don’t work and the ladders don’t work either oh I know maybe I can ender pearl out of here oh my gosh I’m on half a heart no way I live dude I trapped 20 villagers on an island and the last Last One Alive wins and the time starts now o

Okay they’re all running around and wait are you guys make it a boat no bro you can’t leave anyway so it’s been about 5 minutes and no one’s died which is kind of to my so what are y’all up to on this island iPhones no bro y’all can’t sell

Those this is supposed to be a challenge all right say there’s no violence or anything entertaining I guess I’m going to have to force you guys to fight okay guys last person standing doesn’t get nuked okay see that work yo no bro what no that’s crazy okay

They’re fighting bro this is so cool this is going to get so many views Ooh It’s the final two oh I think they’re going to fight yo oh he got wrecked that’s crazy bro yo all right dude how does it feel to be the winner don’t excited my family yeah man you will

Really Minecraft but I can’t touch pink all right let’s grab something pink let’s put all of this here all right let’s throw that over there and game mode survival oh my gosh guys we spawned on pink how l oh wait we’re not supposed to touch P okay we can put some wood

There instead oh my gosh guys we’re here oh my gosh again all right guys we conveniently teleported to a village somehow wait what am I supposed to do here again oh yeah I have to kill the Iron Golem all right let’s just put a big pile of loot oh my hickleton Honkers

Dude this dropped so much good loot oh wait that’s not even that good bro I forgot what I have to do get oh wait no we have to find a c all right now we have to place down this definitely real and not fake netherite diamond tree with

Some golden apples on it okay yeah you know what that doesn’t look realistic enough o I know I can add dragon heads that should make it more realistic and it still doesn’t look realistic but the little kids are going to believe me yo let’s go diamonds woohoo oh wait I’ve

Had those the whole time Minecraft but I can’t touch why all right let’s fly over to a snow biome place down some dirt and go into survival oh my gosh we spawned in a snow biome how did that happen here let me just get myself some blocks good

Thing I have tons of dirt you know instead of bridging I’m going to be dumb and parkour over oh wait we can just cut that part out bro not going to lie C 18 is kind of hot as you can see I am currently falling at the speed of 212 8

Megga 10 nuclear warheads towards these green skeletons I don’t really have anything in my inventory so I think the only thing I can do is let’s go my goal for this video is going to be to find some diamonds wait hold on let me read

The script oh yeah I have to find a cave ooh a cave and diamonds wait hold on let’s put a zombie here and restart the video come on come on no Minecraft but I can’t touch blue wait hold on we got to make somewhere to spawn in okay so we’re

Going to put Emerald blocks here yeah that that looks totally natural SL game mode survival yo we spawned in on the only not Blue Block that’s crazy let’s just parkour over there oh shoot wait hold on I just got to edit that out ooh is that a village let’s just parkour

Over there too all right guys so we arrived at the village and there seems to be an iron golem ooh five iron that I definitely didn’t spawn in all right now we just have to find a good cave ooh this one looks pretty good all right

Cool now we just have to put some diamonds down here I think the not deep slate ones look less suspicious here I’m going to just put down like 20 diamonds you know what I think I’m going to put some diamond blocks down too actually you know what I’m also going to put down

Some dragon eggs just so it looks more natural oh my gosh guys that is so wild we just found so many diamonds and dragon eggs wait diamonds are blue this is how I lost my 0.069 millisecond hardcore world so I was just casually chilling in hardcore mode and I saw this

Big hole ooh there are even diamonds down here wow this totally natural hole is absolutely crazy wait let’s Glide down here yo this hole is wild yo is that wait hold on no I’m trapped wait maybe I can get out using this ender pearl wait no it doesn’t work wait

Neither do ladders I can’t even use a water bucket I don’t have any blocks either I don’t have any food so I think I might just starve it was at this moment that I had an idea you see according to dreams law of quantum mechanics I can look into my inventory

And see that there is a golden hoe iron tools and some carrots now if I take this Emerald pickaxe I might be able to mine out of this hole wait please please let this work no all right guys I think I’m going to be trapped here forever Minecraft but I can’t touch wax

Weathered cut copper stairs yeah I know I’m running out of video ideas all right game mode survival oh my gosh guys we spawned in the waxed weathered cut copper stair biome that’s crazy all right let’s get this tree and oh my gosh I’m such a parkour Pro placing all these

Dirt blocks that I definitely didn’t spawn in oh my gosh a village that I somehow find every video for some reason wait hold on let’s get some golden apples oh my gosh guys this villager gave me like 300 golden apples man this game is so great as you can see I am

Falling at a rate of 830 creepers per second for some reason some hay bales spawned in my inventory so I’ll just clutch with those oh a few all right now we just need to find diamonds here let’s make a diamond tree all right let’s add diamonds for leaves and diamond blocks

For the stem you know what let’s add some netherite and golden apples so it looks more natural oh my gosh is that the diamond and netherite tree let’s go if you touch red The Rock will come into your bedroom and Y as you can see I’m

About to fall into these mushrooms if I check in my inventory I have a red bed a pickaxe a hay bale and an ender pearl if I’m fast enough I can use the hay bale to clutch on the mushrooms oh man that was scary yo what’s this jump to the

Other side it’s only 20 blocks LOL n man I’m not stupid some would have to really scare me in order to Y as you can see I did not make this jump I’m about to fall into this melted cheese I think the only thing that could help me is this ender

Pearl oh G wiiz glad I made that yo what is this bro why do I keep falling for these it happens like literally every video as you can see I’m about to touch red in my inventory I have a pickaxe and that bed I can’t mine the redstone

Blocks fast enough so I think I might need the clutch using this bed oh man glad I survived that let’s just go over here wait hold on that bed was red oh dementia bro what’s up how’s it going my man oh you want me to follow

You all right bet y you want me to go down here all right since I’ve never seen you before I guess I’ll Trust you yo I kind of forgot what happened but I think there are a bunch of green zombies below me it would probably be bad if

They exploded so I think I’m going to use this lava to clutch on the wall oh man glad I made that yo is that dementia wait who is he again oh you want me to go down this Ravine all right since I’ve never seen you before I think I will I

Forgot how I got here but I seem to be Falling Towards these pressure plates I think the best way for me to survive would be a water bucket oh man so lucky I made that yo anyways what’s that sound I think that’s a sound of TNT but I’m

Not totally sure but just to be safe I’m going to use this Bedrock to make a wall yo I lived I forgot who keeps doing this to me they got to stop for real Minecraft but if I smell the color L three nuclear bombs detonate my backyard

All right so we spawned in and what the hell anyways it doesn’t really matter I’ll just parkour Pro over there ooh a ruined ports wow so much oot that I definitely didn’t spawn in all right so our only objective for this video is going to be to find some diamonds ooh is

That a village luckily I find these every video ha okay let’s eradicate big guy yes a pickaxe okay let’s just find a good cave SL game mode survival oh my gosh guys what in the world we just randomly teleported to a cave okay now we just have to put some diamonds here

So it doesn’t look too suspicious ious actually let’s put some emeralds here too it still doesn’t look natural enough I think I’m going to have to put down some dragon heads okay that looks legit oh my gosh guys are those diamonds let’s go hey guys welcome to episode one of my

Hardcore let’s play all right I think I’m going to get some wood to start off all right now that we got some wood we should get started on a house all right I think that looks pretty good and that’s just a starter house so of course we’re going to build something later in

The let’s play all right I’m going to try and keep this episode one short so I think my only goal is going to be to get full diamond armor get full netherite armor go to the end beat the Ender Dragon get the elytra build three Automatic Farms and a mega mansion oh

And get a command block in Survival Minecraft yo is that a village all right sick I’m going to grab some food all right guys so I did some off camera work and I uh yeah it’s day 400,000 anyways we don’t talk about that I just built a

Little bit of stuff so it doesn’t really matter anyways also I may have accidentally summoned in herob Brian oh and a full netherite Beacon anyways guys I think it’s safe to say I accomplished my goals for this video Minecraft but if I touch green I go into cardiac anyways

Game mode survival yo we spawned in the lime concrete powder biome anyways yo don’t look over there ignore that ooh a village all right let’s grab some food yo not going to lie Jelly Bean is kind of hot as you can see I am Falling Towards the color green if I don’t

Clutch wait what happens again bro I forgot I make like 70 of these a day anyways a bunch of water spawned in my inventory so I’ll just use that wait what am I supposed to do now oh yeah I have to find a cave oh this one

Looks pretty good all right now we just need to die in an overly unrealistic way like maybe a creeper actually let’s put down a few more eh I think we still need more okay I think this is good now we just need to place a sign go down hleer

Canon man will parkour on you really hard I mean not going to lie I’d kind of like that but y as you can see all of my water evaporated so there’s not really anything I can do wait creepers are G Minecraft but I can’t touch blue all

Right let’s fly over to a shipwreck build a little platform right here place down a chest and fill it with diamonds okay game mode survival oh my gosh guys we spawned in the middle of the ocean ooh and there’s a chest full of diamonds that I definitely didn’t spawn in all

Right let’s bridge over to the Shipwreck oh shoot okay I guess we can just cut that out all right let’s grab some wood wait hold on I have to pause the video all right let’s find a village oh my gosh guys we randomly teleported to a village all right let’s kill the Iron

Golem oh my gosh guys it dropped so much nether oh wait I’m still in Creative no way guys the Iron Golem dropped a bunch of netherite I think my goal for this challenge is going to be to find some diamonds all right now we just need to

Find some diamonds dude I can’t find any I think I’m going to have to put some down oh whatever I don’t really care the little kids are still going to believe me oh my gosh diamonds let’s go Minecraft but if you subscribe a oh wait the video hasn’t even started yet all

Right so we spawned in and I sure do hope nobody subscribes because if you do the government’s going to come to my house and take me away all right let’s grab some wood I think the subscribers will start rolling in soon because otherwise it’s been 3,187 years and still nobody subscribed

I currently live in a Bedrock Bo oh wait I’m still in Creative I currently live in a Bedrock box next to my for netherite beacons I needed something to do so I made 24 sets of Enchanted netherite armor I’m so rich that all I can eat are these Enchanted diamonds and

Those aren’t even in the game I tamed the warden as my pet and outside of my box I have a one to one scale replica of the entire Earth I’m so glad that I finally got to finish my work wait did somebody subscribe open up no Minecraft

SMP YouTubers be like I was on my Minecraft server when I saw an xrayer I was going to ban him but then I had a good idea I put him in this Bedrock box and gave him mining fatigue 1,000 so there’s no way he could get out next to

Him I put a hopper with three string and an iron ingot next to a chest with a stripped jungle log finally I had waxed weathered cut copper stairs next to him for emotional support after a few hours there was literally no way he could get

Out he tried begging me but I said he has to escape from the prison to get unbanned eventually he logged off what you really had to do was leave the obsidian box go over to the hopper take the string and give it to waxed weathered cut copper stair then he would

Give you back a bucket of milk and a oh shoot then he would give you milk and a pickaxe so you can get rid of the mining fatigue and go mining for diamonds once you had the diamonds you had to go to the nether get netherite and then go to

The end get the elytra and then finally come back and mine out subscribe if this was too easy Minecraft but if you subscribe I die dude the video hasn’t even started yet all right let’s clear out a big area and then fill it with lava then let’s put down a platform out

Of Diamonds oh my gosh guys we spawned in the oh wait I’m still in Creative oh my gosh guys we spawned in the middle of a lava lake on a diamond platform how unlucky I don’t know what to do oh my gosh some dirt blocks just spawn in my

Inventory wow I’m such a parkour Pro oh wait we could just cut that out I think my only goal for this video is going to be to find some D dude come on I think my only goal for this video is going to be to find some D are you serious okay

Let’s find a cave all right let’s put down some diamonds you know what I win these challenges just too often I think I’m going to have to lose this time okay let’s put down a warden yeah that should do the trick you know what I think we

Need a few more okay that’s better all right let’s find some do yo did you know that if you don’t charge your phone your battery could run out shower thoughts if you drive into a wall at 400 mph with no seat belt your life expectancy decreases

By 100% and did you know that I have no friends in my entire life isn’t it funny how if you don’t water your plants they die from De hydration did you know that the possibility of you winning a race increases if you run faster than everybody else funny enough in many

Countries it’s actually illegal to be a criminal isn’t it weird how if you throw your phone at a wall for some reason it breaks did you know that people who play video games are actually more likely to play video games did you know that 3 – 3

Is actually six for some weird reason if you close your eyes you actually can’t see weirdly enough the more time you spend doing something the more time passes while you’re doing it isn’t it weird how if the time is 10: p.m. and you stare at the clock for 15 minutes

The time magically changes to 10:15 Minecraft but I can’t touch water you know I kind of feel like I do the same challenge over and over again but just with a different block and whatever the little kids are still going to think I’m funny all right so we spawned in and oh

Wait this spawn is too good we got to go over to an ocean all right let’s head over there let’s put down One Singular block and all right guys so we spawned in and oh shoot you’re not supposed to see that all right and we’ve got some

Boats to parkour Pro across oh man I forgot just how good I was at parkour and whatever I’ll just cut that out oh we made it is it just me or you guys not paying your taxes out as you can see I am currently joggling my way towards

These jiggle leaves if I touch the jiggle leaves then these boomsticks will explode this challenge would be over in my inventory I have an End Rod a piston a sheep spawn egg a boat and a water bucket if I’m fast enough I could use a water bucket to clutch let’s go wait

That bucket was full of water no Minecraft but I can’t touch diamonds all right so we spawned in and here let’s just make a big diamond block and let’s go on top of it okay game mode survival oh my Godly golon guys we spawned in the middle of a giant Diamond platform oh

Wait there’s a nether portal over there bet okay let’s go here anyways do you guys think Jelly Bean is hot cuz I sure do as you can see I am currently barreling towards these diamonds at 26 6.2 trillion mm per hour in my inventory I have a water bucket and if I’m fast

Enough I could probably use that to save me let’s go all right let’s find a village ooh let’s go okay now we have to kill the Iron Golem oh my gosh it dropped so much netherite no way oh also did I mention that my only goal is going

To be to find some diamonds all right let’s find a cave yeah I think this one looks good all right let’s put down some diamonds gate mode survival oh my God guys a cave oh and diamonds let’s go Minecraft but I have to get the milk all right so we spawned

In and let’s grab some wood ooh there’s a cow over there finally I can get some milk no stop running no not like my dad you can’t leave all right I think for the first step of this we’re going to have to find a village oh my gosh a

Village randomly appeared out of nowhere all right let’s kill the Iron Golem oh three iron for some reason that’s just enough to craft a bucket which is exactly what I need now we just need to get some milk oh my gosh MAV no way it’s

You wait can I have a free Roo coupon yeah sure bro here you go okay well now we have to find a cow because if we don’t my dad’s going to leave again and I’ll be S as you can see I am currently taking a direct flight across the globe

To this dripstone in my inventory I have a free Roo coupon I could probably use the clutch with if I’m fast enough I could place it to stop my dad from leaving oh phw thank goodness we live and ooh there’s a cow finally we can get

Some milk wait I sure wonder what it’s name it yep come on man subscribe okay how are you still here why why are you still watching uh okay subscribe bye