EPIC Minecraft ZRSMP Day 1.1 Adventure with Redacted_Bonnie

Oh La N [Laughter] La Oh [Laughter] La Oh A [Laughter] La oh is that Amy Rose from the hit series Sonic the Hedgehog what look at F Ducky’s skin we’re hunting a fucking duck pepper no what no ducky you fucking come here come here die I got the head I got the head I got the head we just need another one we’re

Going to Camp we’re going to Camp we’re going to Camp going to camp one more head one more head one more head one more head one more Head ham just hit ham just hit come on ash we’re invading his privacy come on you know what we should

Do oh oh he’s here he’s here Ash Ash Ash you fucking shit internet dude your shit internet’s going to be the death of me bro I don’t know why but I’m I don’t know why I’m lagging so much you just picked up all his shit I’m about to explode all right we’re changing

Heads we’re changing heads we’re changing heads here look at turn slowly turn slowly you have the man’s pickaxe I don’t have the man’s pickaxe oh shit I have the man’s pickaxe breedable okay sir buddy sir sir buddy sir buddy I’m being raped by being not that word wrong choice of

Words whoa whose house is this uh which one wait where the hell are you oh you’re probably at G’s house oh yeah the fucking Rainbow Road over here fucking gay bitch yeah that sounds definitely looks like something game would make fucking dude help me with this one how did the

How did the arrow just go right through him oh oh my god dude pretty sure you just picked up all this shit huh I did wait what you have to restart the stream using I’m using streamlabs right now and it’s killing my internet but OBS slightly kills my

FPS so I think got something I got to do turn off vsync wait on Minecraft turn off vsync what the hell would that have to do with my internet no and then put the FPS at unlimited yeah that’s what I have it on and vsync on okay yes turn off vsync well

No I don’t have vsync on oh then my frames are unlimited and I don’t have e in on all right hang on chat my God gach on the last day of gach miss my gach gave me G G okay I’m G what do you mean I’m going to die what what

Do you mean what I mean bro my shit what happened to your shit is your shit shitting right now yeah man my shit’s shitting just stop it from shitting if only it were that easy it’s the way to go oh there it goes I fixed it no did

Youp oh did I do it did I do it I think I did it I think I did it Blow why would you say that man F dude I I’m getting sick and tired of this motherfucker I swear to God I’m just going to burn his shit after I kill him I swear to God I swear to fucking God I’m going to fucking do it there he goes hey wait a

Second something’s missing from here where is it where is it um Ash that’s not good that’s not good that is not good Ash I’m a half a heart Ash I’m a half a heart please Ash Ash Ash Ash kill him kill kill him kill him I’m have a we’re going to

About to start a war dude I swear to God we’re going to have a war in this fucking ass P you almost de as well I dude whatever dude I have three hunger bars here I got I got food I I’ll get oh broke his fucking pants he’s fucked

Now see what I tell you whenever you lose your shit whenever you lose one piece of armor just one piece of armor it means everything dude oh that’s why I have to set up so many different things okay um oh that’s the wrong thing here her chat you don’t see this

F GNA watch you die balls oh hey ducky ducky became a furry again I think ducky wants to join our team ducky do you want to join our team no oh ducky do you not want to join a I don’t even think he’s in the VC

Anymore oh my God I’m at two and a half hearts fuck dude yeah he did leave I’m about to actually start a war in this S&P bro I’m about to fucking blow up their fucking house probably shouldn’t do that what huh huh what I didn’t say nothing

Why does he not have pants on he has his wiener out sir sir there are kids are around sir sir sir sir there are kids around there are kids around I think I just witnessed a murder fuck oh well oh oh oh oh he was fucked plate

Soon as this chest plate broke he was fucked fuck hits me again he hits me again oh fuck whoopsies man you look so goofy when you’re running around with your fucking crossbow out actually you know what I’m robbing these I’m robbing these These Are Mine these are

Mine Ash get inside of the house this is our base come on oh okay hey what was he saying thanks to did you give him shit I genuinely no I didn’t are you lying to me boy oh he’s hitting us through our building should we should we should we burn his

Shit no don’t burn his shit that’s going to piss him off that’s also kind of just a dick move no I’m mean his house do you actually have a spare bow um I can make one St to make one oh yeah here I’m just going to steal three string from you yeah that’s

Fine ah wait what if we have a Smith in temp like what if we have a like we have matching uh templates instead of the heads we have matching templates oh yeah I have W armor TR oh okay we can have two on our armor since I only have

Two how about our how about our chest plate and our leggings um yeah all right give me mine give me mine your what my ward armor oh yeah okay let’s I’m pretty sure they have or I I think I have Amethyst in my yeah I do too I have it on me here

Okay yeah just give me I just need yeah but in case you want to trim your shit more you know in the future yeah yeah yeah I got plenty of amth this so what if we just have wood and everything like oh wait what if we save our chest

Plates for the um for the rare one oh uh silence yeah the one I like the one I like yeah silence is the best armor trie of enemy wall head of m shut if you want um I know a way for us to basically guarantee us finding an ancient city we can go

Grinding add wall we used to have these back whenever we collected each other’s heads what the fuck that’s rains wait what happened to B&B’s head somebody go into our okay uh here do you have a sign no not on me I like how we’re just like coming in and coming out our priz

Possession yeah our mascot B boy hello Devil’s time I can see the chat boy boy if anything happens to B boy we are so making a war and we are going to kill those fuckers if anything happens to this motherfucker in my bucket all right

Here give me a sec I’m going to grab some lapis and try and enchant my plate some level 30 die die die die die oh second first comes murder second comes genocide never mind I thought he was going to be like first comes murder then comes love and

Then there’s a fucking baby and a fucking ditch Jus chist what whatever I guess I’ll take Pro three can I Che this pickaxe with anything efficiency one a baby that’s dead in a CRI what can you give me like three levels just just for for no reason of for no reason at

All I’m live here uh give me give me just a sec W my screen just went black Well my screen went un black no it’s still black okay there we go oh where did my levels go wait oh I went from level 29 to level [Laughter] 10 where my

Go fucked up I fucked up on give me good enchant those are good enchants uh you don’t yeah yes chat you don’t see this at all just my boots chat you do not see this at all chat I’m just lagging right now yeah arm I need your screen to turn black again cuz

Arm just please I can get Pro four on my boots thank you I’m going to murder you oh my God and death ster 3 I fuck busting wait where’s my helmet bro wait oh hang on I think I know where it is all right I made the circle the entire

Base and chat just for that I’m going to get rid of my some of my wood make me bitch H that’s weird I could have sworn I had oh never mind it’s it’s all right well then I just read the sign sorry I got mad you good sorry I

Just got mad I’m going to I’m going to steal Ste them I’m going to steal from them you’re going to steal them no I’m going to steal from them I need to steal a loom Ash’s coming down he’s run run escape Escape Escape oh he didn’t realize he didn’t realize the

Dumb ass the dumb ass the you didn’t even realize I stole his Loom wait you stole his Loom yeah we can make our own Banner nice and also it’s not breaking any of the rules cuz the rules of that has been revoked for like Wars and stuff

Oh oh he had like nothing on him here Dr robot dick you can have 11 music disc when game best was making his house it kind of reminded me of 11’s old house on the X-Men SMP yeah I’m going to try to get prop for on my boots my leggings

Yeah I genely just need all my leggings and my boots all right you know just be just being safe you know playing it safe I got sharpness four on my sword I got sharpness three I got I got Swift sneak really wait do you have an extra sadly no I didn’t have enough

Inventory space wait did you get did you already grab the smithing oh no wait oh yeah um I know a way for us to basically always find ancient cities how if you want to um it has to do with the seed H what do you mean you can literally just give me the seed and I put into a website my video keeps lagging for getting lag spiked I got feather falling oh that’s so helpful that is way better oh I see what now yeah that kind

Of happens at times I don’t know why ash we’ll have to deal with it for now when we do PVP ender pearls for me won’t feel like shit cuz of feather falling why unless they unless they patched it what if they didn’t then it won’t feel like

Shit all right so we’ll upgrade our leggings and our helmet with the Smith do we have a smithing table we do not kill him did you take the iron what iron oh you have no yeah we have nothing oh that’s why didn’t

Here no but I had I had I had a stack in there oh yes you might have uh you might have gotten robbed that’s what I’m saying speak of all right I’m making a smithing table someone stole my diamonds you’ve got to be shitting me ah they knew it was fair game

We about are we about to have a war yeah I wouldn’t be hams I would be one of those two it wasn’t him he was oh 20 then that’s replaceable Ash I could give you 20 they live for now but they’ll that’s the wrong one but

They’ll see the day they will see the day that Was okay so I got it on my leggings now we do it on which one do you want to do it on head or or uh uh boots real quick though I’m going to put my important or I’m going to put my resources in the bottom of

Your chest all right so that we can tell who’s who or we can just combine our shit just share it you know like a team does okay um did someone just enter our house no we could do war or our helmet o wait no let’s do our boots boots and pants all right

Look at that I probably shouldn’t have done that on stream do what show the the the seed oh seed you say no ashy no no swear there was a way for you to turn on the um what’s it called Turn up the enchantment glint oh here we go yeah much

Better as your boy I can barely hear your mic oh oh yeah my bad I’m sorry it’s been a long time since I used OBS all right that should that should be better backg all right now it should be better what’s the first book of the series

Called I don’t know redacta just told me to have my stream title is that so oh yeah um it’s how to date actually no it’s not how to date it’s how to pull cuz Ash know how to pull and and I need to learn from him I need to learn from my friend

I do have a girlfriend motherfucker I’m trying to get that I’m trying to get like you I’m trying to date Zoe bro yeah what do you mean oh yeah what do what does this guy mean oh yeah like he forgot he has a girlfriend what

Huh I can’t wait for vow to finish my to finish my emotions all right Sor are you going to send the seed oh I already got one of the deep darks uh pinpointed oh okay well let’s go um let’s let’s prepare actually hang on I’m going to bring one of your

Smokers with us just in case if we run out of food holy shit there’s a lot of weed here I’m farming this up the grass block isn’t here anymore meaning they haven’t been able to eat no they expand they expanded the farm a fuck Zoe dude H not not actually like

No no no I don’t mean that like I mean like no no no no no n we fucking Zoe now well okay I will fuck Zoe cuz they will turn into my wife but like I mean like fuck like a damn it they did it you know

Not like a fuck fuck them you know fuck them I fucking hate them that’s what I want I want to just clarify that why is the magma penis have a lever if it dispenses sugar cane or sugar cocaine cocaine dick can this dick F in your Yes don’t try and bur a gay guy with something you know he’ll like oh my God wait they really did exp yeah I told you a lot of them had to [Applause] go [Applause] oh bro I didn’t even know that they were still talking about the fucking Diamonds

Oh well there’s still enemies no matter what don’t care if they’re trying to play nice they’re still our enemies now we v We Now We Vibe music okay drink away no I was not about to sing little no you were about to sing little no okay got water no you

Got Yo didn’t know we’re in a super mall or Supermarket Oh I just realized I need to I need to make a new Shield hey man you should probably make a new Shield that’s a fantastic idea I know right just CAU just f game B is neutral isn’t he I think so I’m usually neutral too so I’m not used to this whole having

Enemies thing well I guess now we’re not or at least now you’re not just think about it as like you know your Ultra ego surge you stole one of my smokers you fucking I’m kidding I said that we were going to take it I stretch owie all right we’re going to write how

To pull one all right you write the rest I’m not even kidding when I say I’m tell I typing in here what she told me or how she told me you fell in love with me I’m mad uing make me a sandwich bitch fucking punch them across the

Room okay you’re you’re you’re doing three ways and now you have to do the like counter of those three ways like don’t do this don’t do that don’t do this ah But like after you write the three ways yeah I just did okay okay but not to do

Yeah you have to put it as chapter 2 oh yeah there going to be sectioned office chapters just have just wow owie what was I gonna do arm what not to do yeah there this is life lessons with ashy huh you wrote the first how to pull one

Way number one have a really scary resting bitch face way two always look pissed whenever you enter the room way three relate to them as often as possible to make them feel understood what not to do make yourself the center of attention go past their boundaries ask them about

Their boundaries when you first start dating just don’t be a dick cock and don’t punt them don’t do drugs kids don’t pant them across AC ac across the fucking room oh well there goes my weekend plans oh wait why are these be number four how to pull one

F you mean I put the one I put the hashtag be after the one I may have fucked up one number to pull one [Laughter] number all right we’re going to start selling we’re going to start producing out how to pull one how to pull one is now on sale first

Ever copy will be sent out by luck all right who the fuck do we give it to actually hold on first person to get it winsday 3 2 1 this motherucker took it immediately oh and there he goes there he Goes here let’s Oh oh I’m pretty sure they’re being butt fucked I left the man burning in his house as he struggles to put himself out cuz his fucking house is made out of slab I feel like I’m about to die to a zombie okay all right let’s go let’s go

Let’s go to the deep dark come on cuz that’s what we were doing originally Ash did you die oh my God I completely forgot I was on my voice mod mic oh could have warned me man you should make a crossbow it’s very bad behind you whoops

Sorry can’t wait to make bombs here you take it cuz oh that’s what I needed to do I need to put back shit especially the the copies of is how to how to pull just put them all in especially B boy B boy would never be my inventory keep all my wool on

Me um my arrows my water bucket and my steak and my muton and I’m pretty sure that’s and my dild exactly see you get me you hurt me wa no way okay I’m ready all right I got the smoker all right let’s go come on where the hell are

You I’m right behind you oh I was like what where the f is this guy it’s like I see you moving where the hell are you are we going to that same deep dark we explored earlier nope okay over there is a deep just time to make sure over here is d

Damn do you think we’ll be able to take on a warden um if we set the right things up yeah not just like with our armor and tools oh absolutely not man have faith in us God even with full Pro for netherite we can still get two shot

Let’s just try not to set off any wardens right well you can just use your death stair no my death stair doesn’t work anymore yeah it does no I’m streaming that doesn’t mean it it won’t work it’s gone man hang on I found sheep hang on share them first that’s what I’m doing

Uhuh all right good thing I got looting too we’re just a 10,000 more blocks out you’re kidding we’re just a million kidding okay you’re kidding we’re just 100 blocks out we might be a thousand blocks out brother I don’t think we’re a thousand blocks out we’re going to be

When we get to that deep dark duh but you duh this ass up your ass what I just killed the mother and the father and the sister right in front of the child good where did the end go let me him let me at him two ender pearls let’s go we got

Both of his eyes you’re welcome oh do you have looting we got both of his testicles yeah looting two I have looting three wait a damn minute never mind I thought I had looting too here here ender pearl dad I gave you an Ender pear motherfucker mother get to the m

So was it in the ocean oh my god I think I’m miscalculated I’m shooting is an understatement you’re so dumb can you shoot that sheep I didn’t bring my shears with me yeah Gibb Gib second he murdering the father of a family hold on hold on hold

On let him get up let him get up I meant hold on because I had I have I have fire aspect I could cook them yeah just say no to me hey can you like can you hit this what come here could you hit this shit real

Quick oh well wait what I’m so confused I gave you raw mutton and asked you to hit it dumb ass bro it wasn’t that funny redacted just fucking just [Laughter] collapses you thought I was laughing I fucking I hit my desk cuz I was dead

Oh well I guess he h himself bro is it going to realize whenever I fucking collapse on my table you’re fucking laughing she like hey man I feel a little bro not even that funny man I’m on my way I’m on my way holy shit shit Lo is about to

Come about to fucking bow I’m about to blow wait where are you oh no he died oh no oh No he’s fucking dead no we got to give him CPR yes please oh my God I’m magically alive again how dides that work sorry I had to throw up some snow what oh my God Jesus Christ oh my that is that is actually terrifying that that is that is

Terrifying I’m better blow I’m [Laughter] better watch me be Minecraft poror Let’s Go Minecraft poror I’m sorry Minecraft poror yeah Minecraft po I didn’t know it ended with wild that’s not that’s not what we were spelling that’s not what what we [Laughter] wait where are you I don’t know where are

You here is his hardcore sex over here wa wait where are you genuinely wait where are you bro I don’t no have to crip people I’m going to crip the first person I see I hear somebody muning in punch fucking trees is that a no

Way oh my God it’s a woodland Mansion oh my God we’re going in there we’re going in there we’re going in there holy shit dude we are getting totems dude anybody steps us WR they are so dead for real get my axe out thank you I’m about to strip this entire fucking Woodland

Mansion bro wait wait wait Ash look oh well then no the entire wooden mansion is just gone wow they don’t do shit yeah you’ll see and then a started vexes coming out oh hell thank God my internet’s actually starting to act right I stand corrected I stand corrected I stand

Corrected Ash I got you they’re gone yeah yeah thanks um I’m pretty sure the shit spawned inside of a mountain you know just just just a thought potentially there’s outl we got to go we got to go save them they might be on the second roof I got a totem did

You oh my God they actually are starting to do damage oh my God yeah right like I almost have full prop four and I’m getting fucked up the I’m word like can’t oh Vex armor trim okay you just like you just you just you know oh shit sorry

No it’s fine it’s fine you know just hit me just abuse me you know use the shit out of me you know just fine it’s fine all right are you a what oh aoker in here aoker in here where help help help help help I’m at

One and a half hearts a shit hold on hold on hold okay I’m com I’m coming I’m coming thank you mhm did you get the uh did you kill the evoker yeah all right so we have two TMS right now correct we got to go save those all

Dude someone in my chat just ask me if I’m playing Lego fortnite yes we are dude forite crazy like genu I can’t believe they copied Minecraft exactly oh we are upstairs so okay they might be down that’s another thing there’s there’s three of them there’s three of them I have to start my

Dominance hey there is more this you know be kind of useful an iron golem oh my God yeah what’s up it’s another smelly guy oh there’s more there’s multiple oh shit oh shit okay I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming I’m coming as fast as I can I

Have two hearts oh there’s zombies over here I know like they’re better than those fucking other guys yeah can I can I hit them can can I please hit them your did your shit just bounced off him yeah I think it bounced off a mine that is fucking crazy graveyards and dungeons death

Andu do I do a good impression yeah yes let’s go okay stop it hot stuff they know I’m here die oh wait there is an upstairs we need to go save those Al oh new diamond chest plate I like how we had our priorities that’s

Stra okay we got to go save those all bro all right how do we know it’s a Vindicator I love how I’m so useless because I’m streaming H I find it funny how I’m so useless because of me streaming you’re not useless you’re just a minor inconvenience and other words you’re fucking you’re you’re worthless I would I would trade you in for anybody else I hate you

I made it safely upstairs all right epic I’m on my way V chicken motherfucker there’s vaxes okay okay okay I’ll focus on the chicken give a second two hearts oh Jes come on happing in here oh fuck they shine so much behind you oh my God yeah not

Have that was worthless oh it actually takes a time there oh yeah pretty careful there oh I told him I would never steal from anybody my totem I would never steal you know that right actually though please give me back my totem IR who did the most damage me I literally killed it

No why does he have what is he have fire aspect please give me back my totem okay here here here how many totems do you have thank you that’s my second one damn I have three find a certain M of fairness so what do you mean I have four now

Bro we need to have we need to like go out of here with the same amount of totems what do you mean we have to get out of here with the same amount of totems cuz we’re a team if we have the same amount of totems we have the same chance of

Survival I think the worst player should have the totems which is probably you I think the best person should have a bunch of totems okay well okay let’s go back on track to our adventure yeah yeah re sword is crazy hold on let me search real quick good stretch good stretch yes

Okay I just realized that my music stopped I found the LA’s did you they’re locked up oh oh look how cute they are a they’re free be free little buddies be free they said fuck you all right come on let’s go we freed them and that’s all that matters

I think this place generated inside a cave yeah honestly yeah I mean what what makes you how the father came the father came the father father the father did I think like eight different fing explosions just happened in the matter of fucking seconds yes I’m good by the

Way are you being fucked right now I haven’t had CH up in a minute old up H what you doing ashy um Reed and I are going to try and find an ancient city I got four totems I got I got two I come it is still 500 blocks out this

Way hold on we’re going to have as toggled real quick Sprint toggle oh that was mean yeah snow you can’t you can’t like get rid of all of it both powdered snow you can I just explode about to blow you know what’ be funny if there was a texture pack that

Remade the crossbow into a a 12 gauge shotgun I could just be every time you reload the crossbow I can imagine that okay we’re so close all right there’s ducky ham map and BMB there’s a b yes fantastic OB B&B B what’s the difference exactly where did you go oh who dare ping

Me oh all right hey get your ass back here pull chat back up so I remember to come back for him what fuck oh that’s so cool what we found actual cherry blossom what do you mean actual cherry blossom like in it’s at natural habitat cuz the the ones that we have

Back at the house um we those are those are from map he found them oh now I can have my date here with so why are you mining the grass have a flat area why picking it okay I thought we were going to the deep dark though women is more important

Unlike you forgetting that you have you have an old girlfriend well it’s not that I didn’t forget about her I just didn’t know what you you forgot all about her you were like oh really oh hell no I don’t know who she is if she’s watching the stream she’s

Going to get so mad um she’s going to think that’s real slj slj not SL SRS what pick all right I was not predicting this to be in the actual middle of this fucking ice biome there’s another there’s another cherry blossom behind it Ash H another cherry blossom

Oh I need a pickaxe that has silk touch so do I I want I want blue eyes for a fucking nether Highway well I have silk touch pick uh not pickaxe shovel but still it’s it’s not the same you could have the leather yeah I don’t

Care bro there’s no way this isn’t where the deep dark biome is this is an epic Rhythm we got going oh oh oh no bro oh no bro oh no oh oh no oh no bro oh no bro I’m being taken we’re lava casting okay all right ancient city found

Oh my God you doom D Soul okay well okay where is it it’s on one of the corners yo I think I think my Powers came back yo that’s fantastic timing what bro I can’t see I canot sure oh yeah you weren’t on when the the events were happening there was like

Certain events when God was [Applause] on I must this at this point we could just walk through what happened bro I genuinely can’t even see the chest I must have you fucked test again I must have you fuck fuck us holy shit dude I actually can’t see anything was not

Work I got other side though can you use your death stair powers if you ever get the this the thingy cuz I want it or we can duplicate it yeah I must have you fucked us oh Swift sneak right here thank you I can’t see anything I’m scared I must do fuck this

Another more other side yeah I think he died you motherfucker I think you died wow you really can’t see shit yeah no no my fucking shaders you can’t see shit slash wow who turned on the lights oh god oh it’s so much better I know Two Notch apples actually see

What’s ahead of me nice oh you mother God damn it okay stop where you are I will be right back do not make a sound you know if for having so much stuff this so much stuff is garbage I’m not mistaken yep as absolutely but it does have something down here food h

Oh yeah God damn it was not worth it at all it was not worth it at all wait is that a second ancient city no it’s go away go away go away go away go away go away go away yep or that one for mine skull faster no it’s wait What welcome back what did I tell you about making noise um I may have made one noise I’m going to touch you I may have made two noises yeah I think this place is already looted can’t be what makes you say that we’re two people and this is a really small ancient city

We have Two Notch UPS your point hi BR you were just want so many are you kidding me the tiniest little splish in the water the fuck I may have made noise a teeny tiny Wy Wy iny iny spider may or may not went up the pussy

Sprout Oh you said Pussy Oh no you’re not my friend anymore why do you fear yes even like half a year later we’re still making those same jokes Yep it’s crazy how we’ve known each other for a year it actually is so weird to think about mhm I need you to use your like flipping death St like right now thank you rock it’s actually my Sonic beam my Sonic Doo splurt would you like to repeat that my Sonic goo

Spurt it’s where and it splurts God you’re the freaking frog I’m just going to start breaking every chest I see I’m not shaving you wait what wa X ancient city huh oh Yesly oh what are you Fe n man this wild huh hey V if if only you knew wait were you were you with us during junky SMP no he wasn’t yeah well I told you what happened with fear a while or like a week or so

Ago like a week or so ago he asked me hey what happened to Fear I’m suffocating h where did I go H City the hell actually the hell TP me back TP me back I think I’m good TP me back I’ll survive okay well not if you same hole

That I dug down like 20 blocks told you I hate you ASMR you eating ramen noodles ow my no it’s it’s cereal yeah it’s pry Pebbles earlier yeah you would beat you what shut up what where the where the absolute the fuck B fuck did you go a big a big fuck

Down oh I just found better Rock in no Asian City may have ch hold on we’re going to do some investigating here yeah hey man I want TP T TP owie you’re all alone no wait but only one suck is keeping you company what you heard

Me do you like survive for like a few more minutes yeah okay brother I survived like a shit ton of time in Hardcore Minecraft where I didn’t lose the I didn’t lose the world due to me dying I lost the world due to me having to reset my

Computer oh you were supposed to go up oh anian City I’m going to just choose a random place to spawn oh wow I spawn right on top of a chest wow it’s my first day in Hardcore Minecraft I spawned on top of a motherfuck shut your stupid shut your stupid ass your

Stupid not Apple hey man I could really use that death stair yours thank you just I like how it sounds like he’s crumpling like like paper yeah kill yourself in Game hey wait a minute that’s me i h my sounded like Nies whenever she was mimicking [Laughter] Gumball just cuz you said that’s what the mask is I think you’re no accidentally m another another childhood hero me fucking destroyed by drugs Two drugs kids wait what makes you grow up

Faster makes your PE PE grow bigger yo lean got you B [Laughter] leaner this isn’t even a challenge at this point we’re just fucking around bro witch freaker something the W for 2.3 seconds exactly bro the I’ll go show myself out it doesn’t even finish the animation or the sound just

Shut your stupid sh stup Oopsies got to adjust a couple things about SP I think I’m about a sploog again SP sploog all over baked fucking potatoes don’t open the chest for me all I just noted proof what no you heard me you heard me no I don’t have a wife and kids please makes it

Easier oh I don’t have a wife and kids yet yeah thanks to me you’re welc thanks to Zoe so your stupid yeah your gay ass was think it I was about to say you yeah kind of stupid whoa whoa whoa well buddy I would have to stop you right

There are you about to say you yes oh you’re streaming Bro you’re streaming Bro but my OC is black guys it’s Fine guys my second cousin that’s adopted is black it’s fine if I say it guys this random homeless dude that I found on the side of the road gave me the nword pass it’s fine I’m safe had a lot of to do a lot of stuff for that n p

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In nobody can have a the fucking delay there was I just started and you go now I can you can tell when it starts or when you hear it my eyes yo thank you for the Diamonds oh to God y thank you for the diamonds I’m going to have to R you

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Quick I need I need I need purple that looks pretty fucking dope it’s like a suit hang on give it to me how do we duplicate the Vex one well nothing will beat the um um oh wait hold on let me see it on the

Helmet here just look at my look at my stream well you could have looked at my stream shut up oh my God yeah that’s actually sick oh that’s Cool what I kind I like the chest plate but I don’t like the I don’t like anything wait look at the helmet again oh uh yeah honestly I I think the helmet’s all right it matches us angry but like you know I mean yeah but the best one will be the skull

One yeah silent yeah just for now let let’s have it as our our helmet oh all right um give me a sec oh that’s fucking cheap Cobblestone dust Cobblestone just cobblestone I have one cobone myg I forgot to pick up my dog oh yeah you did forget to get that dog my doggy

Follow um PR sure hand is going to notice their a is being taken if ducky just doesn’t be a snitch cuz I know they’re going to be surrounding spawn so how are we going to do this I I took I took two I took two I took two all right all right all

Right get a bucket and take two take the other two um okay I’m pretty sure ducky realized I think out of anybody ducky realized B boy wait wait B boy wait oh God oh God God boy I’m getting B boy okay okay okay I have B boy okay okay okay

Um we may we may start a war because of this but it’s fine we’re going to hide we’re going to hide them I’m going to whenever you’re hiding them just just stop showing uh stop showing your stream just in case stay met a game ow ow ow what’s

Happening what happened I had to make your house out of damn slab okay I took the pink and the brown there uh do you have them not yet I had to get a second or I had to dump my lava bucket out okay whenever you do just tell me and then

I’ll teleport you just hide your screen by the way they’re all they’re all gathered at spawn oh fuck oh God like around them what if we do an Ender ender pearl stasis chamber I see my chance okay okay just tell me whenever and remember you’re stronger than them they can’t really do much

Other than burn our house but you know they do that then you know War I don’t really think they would want to do that they’ have to see their kentu is literally right in front of me they’re all right in front of me God damn it dude go away

Oh no they know they know are they metag gaming they might be metag gaming meta gam huh what is metagaming basically when like you know you’re streaming and then another person that watches your like is on the server is watching your stream that’s metagaming and I don’t like that it’s annoying as shit

Cringe well they know what the fuck we’re doing cuz you know yeah they they definitely should I just run up and take him yep all right hide your stream hide your stream hide your stream just in case they’re met gaming it is it is okay okay tell me when you’re

Ready go go go go go go okay okay okay here in here in here something oh that’s smart yeah yeah hey why okay well we lost that one okay I’m going to disable never know I’m going to disable this way why did I turn into a pfp YouTuber

I’m guessing you mean by PNG YouTuber because since I’m not doing a face cam anymore I wanted to at least you know show my emotions hello skeleton horse all right let’s go back to spawn all right you get back I’ll uh I’ll I I’m already show my stream oh no

Oh no they got rain we’re fucked if if R wants to choose War we might be fucked we need to get Zoe stuff we need to get Zoe stuff we need to get Zoe stuff cuz cuz raid is kind of like on our stuff with like diamonds and stuff there lies an empty

Bow please don’t steal them oh there was a sign there you didn’t know you know iiz I soes I can’t read bro I can’t read no no like that’s why I was so hesitant sh sh we can’t read right now what does those words say what oh my fuck there is a mother

You get you get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here we’re ravage dogs we’ll beat the shit out of you we got totems bitch yeah yeah fuck with us we’ll fuck with you we’ll fuck your asshole and your bomb let me get my totem

There there’s no way they don’t know that’s what I was trying to do oh my God hold on I’m going to have to wear a disguise they’re right outside our door they’re right outside our fence well who oh those two bark mark don’t worry they’ll never suspect my impenetrable disguise

Um okay oh ham doesn’t even know Hamza doesn’t even know he doesn’t realize let’s see how long it takes yeah they they they don’t know they don’t know they don’t know hza look straight at the bull H look straight at the bull just just just have your totem in

Your inventory just in case you have regen cuz I have regen yeah I got regen dis guys fuck hey guys it’s me f ducky hey guys it’s me f ducky hey guys it’s me f [Laughter] ducky I’m trying to Zam wazam he’s just St you know what would be

Great if I had a crystal and I just blew his ass up fuck ducky all right oh ducky watch out watch out let’s work on a banner as they don’t realize what happened what if we just like yeah let’s just let’s just make a it dropped two how

It did I just get infinite chicken hold on what smack me no no like with your sword with your sword they genuinely do damage okay okay I’m regening okay hit me again bro guess I didn’t okay back to the disguise br br I don’t have any more arrows no they’re talking to

Zoe uh Two Notch apples my Apple my Gapple Moen under underscore okay I need to put Swift sneak um there’s another fucking chicken I’m going stop music so that I can stop or so that my lag at least better I’ve never gotten into an actual fight before I’ve primed my way out of this oh shit I have

Not where is you in in their house I just stole their heads valuables no any valuables no it’s just if I will hey guys it’s me half ducky too many letters they don’t tell a difference hold on I’m going to join their VC real quick I’ll be right back Adventure out guys it’s

Mecky hey guys it’s me f ducky what do you want hey guys it’s me f ducky what you want hey guys can we be friends my name is f ducky no get out of my house I’m own adopting you you’re not F ducky I’m the real F ducky hey guys it’s me f

Ducky bitch you do not sound like me on God damn get out of there you I’m and plus my father do anything except you know die so I adopted that might as well hey guys it is me f ducky I swear if I turn around and I see

Hello guys it is me me it’s classified at me didn’t ask didn’t ask all right back my if you’re watching my stream right now B&B B&B if you’re watching my stream right now go down the ladder and if you’re lying will actually kill you I have a strong feeling he’s watching in my

Stream B BNB BNB what she something I don’t remember give me a second why is Sir are you metag gaming right now are you metag gaming what are you met gaming right now are you watching ashy stream uh maybe what I hate whoever just fucking knocked

Me off sorry that’s what you get from meta gaming fucking I did that by accident I didn’t mean to punch don’t ever men a game again in your life kid don’t touch will be taking your shit now thank you for paying your I’d like to see you try pickax man

That’s it where’re M hey guys it’s me no no I’m going insane there’s more I’m I need my schizo meds uh I have I have found out he is he is watching your stream oh don’t mind don’t mind the funny mic and the dream music um I think I’m going to mind the

Funny mic and dream music don’t mind that don’t mind that um yeah so he is metagaming Imagine meta gaming B&B gaming come with us I used his legal name come get your ass right here try hit me no I am the mous SL if it’s a war they want it’s a war

They’ll get oh damn I’ll take the head oh my God my frames they’re going to die they’re going to die three GG’s GG’s what are what are you expecting this s broke combat Lord honestly I don’t blame him we’ve been killing him a lot well it’s

Deserved he’s trying to attack us so we attack him crazy we’re in the right he’s in the wrong stop metagaming right now oh yeah um in in down go down he is metag gaming bro this is this is what happens when you met metag game kids you get trapped inside of somebody’s Basement if anyone follows us kill them not Zoe So Zoe’s down here yeah Zoe don’t Zoe’s okay they’re in no go in okay Ash you watch him and then you you talked to him about actually B give us all your stuff why give us all your stuff man so he can’t get get out and he’s defenseless just give us your

Pickaxe give us your armor too give us any weapon or anything that can protect you from us even though you’re wearing leather armor I could probably just hit him once and you just go kaboo I think he stopped metagaming hold on are you still metag gaming

No I close out close out of Ashes stream I promise okay basically give us your shit man everything what everything why basically give us everything that like like your armor your pickaxe your axe your sword food you can keep you can keep your food you can keep your food we don’t care

About can I keep my heads sure those won’t protect you from anything you want the wooden sword yes okay wooden too I don’t care you only have wooden tools no I had Stone stuff but these are enemy we don’t get netherite soon he’s our enemy we don’t feel bad about

Them well yeah that’s one reason why I’m usually neutral well guess what unless if they do something fucked up to me well unless if they do something fuck get for for meta gaming kids stay in school never met a Game I’m still dying you’re going to stay in here until I say so okay if I B hopefully nobody saves him that’ be that’d be bad’s getting that guys please help me I’m in the basement please [Laughter] please okay I that or he’s going to escape Zoe isn’t on the server anymore

Yes they are our gu doesn’t leave I am very racist y who said That okay fuck he smart what do you mean fucking ducky uh oh uhoh uhoh okay what they’re oh God they’re coming out uhoh run bitch run dude they can’t do shit to us I know okay well rain might be able to H can sometimes whenever he has a shitty axe

He he will do the most Damage What the fuck am I watching I don’t know ducky what what the fuck what What you do it to the door mister I hit both of them I hit both of them I hit both of them I hit both of them I hit both of them shit they landed that hit do we instigate huh brother you need to aim way further up I know ow mother

Yeah we disguise where disg where this what made you look hey guys it’s me f ducky my dick feels weird look at Zoe’s house you guys see that now look back at him now look back at Zoe’s house now look back at him now look back at Zoe house now look at the

Sun where is the Sun up right uh Jesus Christ you were right there dude all right we infiltrate house all right we find every secret oh there’s a secret right here there secret tunnel secret tunnel secret tunnel oh there’s a very much secret tunnel they could have they

Could have cocaine in here they could have cocaine could have cocaine ashle they could have cocaine what is this an exit an exit to escape not anymore who’s flooding the basement now oh there’s another there’s another there’s another entrance there’s another entrance okay basement basement basement basement doesn’t lead anywhere Jesus

Christ there’s a crossbow through my fucking skull what the fuck I think you have your voice like hold on let me turn off bunny mic blow is like joining and like unjoin and joining and then unjoin you mean white listing’s off yeah vow you already floated what little of a basement I have

Left I think they’re making a border and you know with us we like Crossing Borders all right Ash we’re going to take our little time now they still haven’t realized about their pets should I be concerned I’m going to kill you I’m going to actually get I’m just going to

Kill you I’m just I’m just wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it’s not Ashley remember hey guys it’s me f ducky Remember [Laughter] Is B&B still down there ow ow let’s check up on our Guest no way he’s actually still down there Right M Let’s leave him alone for a little Bit are you using I have to find your iris I’m using Iris I have uh fabric shit I’m using I’ll be fine yep Brit Brit Brit wait wait wait wait wait all right let’s see let’s see what’s in this chest nothing valuable as I thought nothing look at this our son’s turned to

Using alcohol our our son our wait a damn it you’re fucking right water bottle you know what this means they’re going to put drugs in a bottle oh hell no diorite more like they’re going to die diarrhea from all the cocaine stick they’re going to stick their mouth with

Nicotine you were close to very different gold they’re going to be shitting out gold after vaping for too long rotten flesh they’re rotten flesh is going to turn into flesh after rotting from vaping wooden pickaxe yeah that’s going to be their dick when they do too much drug leather that’s what’s going to

Happen to our dogs cuz he’s going to find the drugs and turn into leather F DOI said f do is going to give head after [Laughter] the wait a minute wait a goddamn minute yep as I thought there’s been cocaine on this T we have to we have to find where it is

We have to find where it is Jesus Christ bro oh my God What the what do anything oh my god get back to work they’re they’re going to have some in their head H’s head more like he’s going to give out head brick he’s going to get brick dued from doing too much drugs planks give it out PL his death is going

To be blue because of all the um opium that he’s going to get his body red his blood isn’t going to be red anymore it’s going to be purple from all the leather pants he won’t be wearing those after the drugs two bed together they’re already gay cherry blossoms yeah he’ll he’ll

Have he’s BL after doing drugs book yeah he’ll have to relearn how to read books after the drug exactly dirt more like he’s going to go dirt po cuz all the drugs Cobblestone wall I knew it he’s a Mexican okay he they’re they’re They’re copying our

Idea and you know what we do with coping we stri oh my God no no no aob we don’t do that we we we capitalize we capitalize on what we have today I gather here with my fellow people of This Server take president we’re going we’re going we’re

Going to win the war we’re we’re we’re we yeah I did not understand a single thing you just said God damn it I’m GNA run for presidency I’mma do it we’re going to run for presidency we’re going to we’re going to rule this oh God fucking damn it God God God damn

It nope I ain’t having this I ain’t having this I ain’t having this nope we’re tearing down the wall we’re tearing down the wall shrimp shrimp what what is shrimp I know about them shrimps but I’ve never heard of a shrimp rmle not like a dimple but shrimp what the

Heck okay push CH dra off bro how do you mess up dude how how in the fuck what at this point let me just make it fucking obvious like golly how obvious do I need to make it be the fucking Axel are fucking gone there are you putting are you are

You no way just now realized there’s absolutely no way done Don who the is Dawn who is Dawn who is Dawn it’s no one you need to worry about who is Dawn woman who who the hell is Dawn who is Dawn it’s no no who the hell

Is to worry about that’s it woman I’mma kill you I’mma kill you woman you know what he gives me more pleasure than you that’s it God damn it bad my chat right now making no fucking clue out of what the hell I’m doing I’m just Breathing heavily that’s all my chat is

Hearing I don’t I didn’t put on the the thingy you suck at aiming woman God damn it I do too you shoot like a girl I swear to god dude if you actually make me pop my totem sir sir don’t worry just a minor leak there’s actually no way that it

Took him that long they’ve been gone for like they’ve been gone for like I don’t even know how long they’ve probably been gone for like 30 minutes at least what his basement oh shit what basement I don’t know why but F dog you just F godamn who the hell is

Dawn someone who can pleasure me God damn it woman someone who can someone who can fulfill my needs woman they have flooded your shit how could they have oh my God BR just went my work is done cuz he’s not even a part of the server genuinely he’s

Not oh God how the fuck we supped do this we’re going to need we’re just going to leave this here we’re just going to leave it here you know that’s a later issue know owie that is a later issue problem for the future that’s a problem for future us yeah

Feel like V’s going to pop in my chat and start going what the fuck just like you know what I’m leaving you again again I don’t think vow is that much of a snowflake it’s not even a snowflake at all the fuck am I talking about hey guys it’s me fucky

You see the spawn you see the spawn how many in imperfections it has God damn it they have they have they they have ported the leaks with wood why what the why is there a giant staircase oh my God there’s so many sign with stone steel they deserve the

Leaks anyways you see this place how much inpression it has Ash we can make it better Ash Ash look at me we can make it better we can make this place an actual home instead of a war place but we need we need power Ash we need

Power full Prof for netherite got it no no no no not that not that well we need that but that’s what that’s the point we need power over the on the over the spawn and how do you plan on doing that capitalize it it becomes a state like America and like for

Ants it’s where all the ants go we reached why is it just we reach we have oh my God they see me rolling they hating oh that’s why I need to eat what’s white and sticky me no what’s white and sticky and have brown spots no me no it have and it has

Green stuff on it me I didn’t fall off you fell off what what is what is what is white and brown wait is this oh this what is right what is white and brown what is right and brown yeah what is white and brown I don’t know a

Cow I give you one last chance ass with is white has brown spots sticky and has green green the bear one last chance Ash stand on the edge stand right here stand right here stand right here now if you get this right you’ll live get this right it’s also something you

Hate fear no no what the why would he be white and brown and and be white and sticky here’s he’s a weird [Laughter] motherfucker hey man that didn’t seem very fair fortnite please fix no long live the king you fucking ow me you bitch what are you talking about

Man I you see that shit fall you talking about man wait Ash catch me a catch me catch me catch me I’m so good I am so good I am so good at this Minecraft game I am so good I’m so good I’m so good I’m so good I’m so good

I’m so good I So goofy goofy stupid Oh this is quite a predicament Dad Dad where you go unless just one Qui predicament is B&B still down there has has anybody gone to check up on B&B these are some shit friends dude if it was BM if if B&B was on our side I’d go

For him I’d go for him I’d say hold on hold on maybe he’s gone B&B’s gone oh my God that little bastard that motherfucker he dug out with his hands that motherfucker that dirt boy that little Gremlin that little what if we negotiate with them but if we save we’ll bring them back

Their pets in exchange for B&B what is this Ransom yep I’m so good at this game guys Everybody Clap Your Hands how are you not clapping without hands hands hands all right let’s kn negotiate with them after this I’m going to hop off cuz

I do have shit to do and I haven’t eaten dinner yet or lunch okay well shut up our enemies are here enemies wow we what the fuck did we do to you y’all are enemies what the fuck do we do to y’all looked at us

Funny we did not do shit to y’all yeah this man will fight me all the time this man right here this man right here this man right here here just because fucking ham hit y’all means we’re enemies yep oh shit whoops oh shit whoops whoops my bottles of

Enchant oh he he’s asserted his dominance he asserted his dominance I don’t care I’m every okay wait hold on is ham here ham speak ham stop using sign language speak my voice works what do you want what were you saying that entire time uh you hit us first I hit you

Back actually I would hit I was hitting Ash and then you started inter inter interfering you hit one of ours I hait one of yours that’s how it works I was beating this shit out of Ash I don’t care yeah that’s not one of yours that’s one of

Mine no bro you hit one of my friends I’m hitting you that’s how it works okay well whatever same with us that’s why IIT shut the fuck up shut sh what the fuck do you want sh I have the Talking Stick shh I have the talking

Head talk okay anyways um you know your friend B&B right right you know I don’t know where BB sir have you been met gaming by chance have you been in metag gaming anytime soon no I haven’t wanting I didn’t want to go on any streams today

So I didn’t go on any bro put on your disguise bro they’re going to know it’s you God Hamza not Hamza not want to watch a oh my God I don’t have my head you’re going to do head anyways as me and ducky wanted to say um um yeah take your time hold

On can you repeat that again anyways anyways so like um like okay we have your axles and you know that and I don’t know how you didn’t realize we stole them like 30 minutes ago you walked past that same empty bowl for like half an hour you didn’t even realize they were

Gone I know they were gone but I couldn’t really do anything about it then you broke the glass so you know yeah to to show like you know yeah that they’re gone yeah I gathered that he was expecting a reaction out of you yeah you canot face fucking ham the fuck are

Y so are you just GNA waste my time or are you going to tell me what you want because like we’re kind of trying to shit shut bro shut the fuck up bro you shut the fuck up and say your thing but G he sorry he

Over it’s not very nice of you oh my gosh thank you thank you thank you apologize Michael jackon out of here sorry about that we apologize umu that’s that’s not what I want that’s not what I want your smells nice what do you want I want BM you want B

For axelos mhm a soul for a Souls how about uh fuck you I want my Axel back you’re not getting BMB because I don’t even know where he is so I don’t know why you’re asking me he’s a part of your team isn’t he I mean yeah I guess but like we don’t

Know where he is why do you all want B&B for and that’s the genuine trying to teach him a lesson about metag gaming kids it’s wrong to met a game you should never met a game anyways uhhuh I don’t I don’t know when we became a Learning Channel but we did um oh

Damn the hell was that oh there he he’s ascending from the heavens also do you know that your son has been doing drugs behind your back what drugs we found heads all of them yeah exactly he’s been doing he’s been doing bongs he’s been doing Vapes

He’s been doing lean he’s been doing VAP okay we F him well I mean what I don’t give a fuck about him have some appreciation for your son care about him D you hit me n no you’re dead well hurry this up I got to get off

Okay well we want BNB and we’ll give you back your act we don’t know where the fuck he is ask where his ass ran off his ass ran off who the fuck shot me we could we could tell why would you think one of us have him fucking ask for his cords or

Something it’s cuz he’s a part of your team and teams work together I don’t know man I don’t even know he ran off I thought he was still here I’m going to be honest no he’s not in our basement he ran off I don’t know how we stripped him of everything

Was except I don’t know man I don’t know what to tell you we don’t know where he’s at at all yeah like just hanging out building our home no I don’t know what you want from us but you’re not getting anything because we don’t know anything all right

You’re not getting anything from us like we actually actually we actually don’t know where the fuck he is all right well yeah like good day um you’re not getting anything from us if we’re not getting anything oh sorry my message code leaked oh you damn um I didn’t know I was living

With a magician but I guess I am so um yeah you guys have a great night um yeah there goes our plan where do you think BMB could be at I got us fucking nowhere they yeah they got to know well I mean it is

There is their a they did say they seem they seem desperate at least rain did the only problem is is that I don’t know if he was in lore or out of lore that’s my only thing cuz if he was out of out of lore then I probably out of

Lore cuz we literally did just steal his pet well fuck um I’ll give them back I mean I mean we’ll never give them back till we get B&B okay but I do have to go though since you know I haven’t eaten it all a mission all right all right see you bye Chad

Byebye tell them to come to my stream tell them to see you later I already ended my stream right away so all right well we won’t rest until this is over B&B is going to learn his lesson from fucking running away from us and if he

Thinks running away from us is going to stop us I’m going to personally hunt him down until he’s fucking dead Oh Oh