EPIC MINEQUEST 1-7 + BONUS SCENE! ⛏️ (Minecraft cartoon)

Whoa what’s going on here whoa Oh pork It’s epic meal time what you know about cows haters and bacon strips [Applause] and now we wait What the [ __ ] el problemo did you seriously just do this to me yeah well you should have thought of that before trying to blow up my [ __ ] oh i’m sorry well you’re staying put some morning good night creeper good night master creeper call me steve okay good night master steve uh close enough Creeper keep it down i didn’t say anything i’ve just been admiring this beautifully fertilized it’s gorgeous it must have come from outside what is that i’m not sure what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [Applause] Oh I think he’s hiding hold on i have an idea oh no the sun has come out the fire it burns wow Maybe he has no brains after all Wow he must not have heard me i’m coming master oh no you don’t stay away from me creeper but i thought we were friends i’m sorry master no stay back you’re nothing but bad news but you’re the only friend i’ve ever had if i lose you i don’t know what i do

Now who am i going to give the diamonds to did you say diamonds yeah but you don’t want to be friends i think i can give you one more chance [Applause] sorry master what the [ __ ] not impressed my bad i got you a present though oh cool thanks where’d you get it oh it’s not important and so our heroes ventured off on their quest in search of diamonds unbeknown to them they were being watched by a mysterious figure in the shadows Hey steve are we there yet what you’re the one leading me i know i’m just so sick of walking whoa what’s happening i don’t know it’s not me Whoa there’s been an update master i’m scared run i’m trying hey buddy can you help me out sure oh master what look out So what’s new we are looking for diamonds reaper i mean we’re looking for i mean Oh daylight a creeper uh there’s something i wanted to ask you yes master did you wanna be best friends um sorry Sorry bestie are you okay Gross creeper look what i found in the boogers oh that x that’s where the diamonds are and we must be near that big f off tree A baby slime oh my god he’s so cute uh creeper who is that this is charles i gave him a hand not him him what the hell screw it i know the way now i got the maxis bra yes everything’s going exactly Your throat sounds totes harsh balls man what does the child say these diamonds better be worth huh hey creeper look there’s the village hut from the map hey hello sir boom boom man behind you run for your lives run shine it’s a boom boom man who creeper don’t worry about him

I’ve got him trained watch this creeper sit yes master now stand up okay now sit now stand sit stand sit stand sit stand sit i can do this all day quick why didn’t you say so i got myself a pet too shiny no no not again i do apologize old sport i didn’t

Introduce myself my name’s neil and my little buddy over here’s name’s tiny tiny say hello oh uh i’m steve and this is uh this is creeper and this is charles i gave him a little mustache he’s so handsome i see well heck let’s battle battle Tiny dude’s block throw creeper look out Nice work okay now tackle okay danny now use your gollum heart attack Don’t hurt mr fluffer muffins mr fluffermorphins mr flapper muffins fluffer what muffy’s bra what the actual gay Just you self-destruct right oh What the [ __ ] well it appears to be a draw come on now it’s getting dark you can bunk up with tiny me tonight and that’s why we’re heading to ender valley neil are you sure about this i mean it’s your only bed please i insist i’ll just uh keep in the

Old pumpkin patch tiny is great at snuggling master do i have to sleep in the hole tonight oh no creeper outside is And fine you two boneheads screw this up again i’ll be feeding you to the ender dragon myself is that clear yes master those guys are hilarious i’m toad’s uploading this to my hipstagram follow them and make sure they don’t screw this up i don’t think they have hipster grandma it’s totes underground

Follow them nrl Oh okay yeah Oh yeah oh tiny Oh yeah ready oh hi guys hi fluffa muffins don’t call him that his name’s creeper zomb i like your chicken but aren’t they meant for zombie babies [Applause] Where’s the human mast uh steve he’s inside how do you open these things I don’t know we’ll just wait here until morning then zombie helmet wrong cartoon wrong game close enough do the helmets actually work hmm I don’t feel so good oh you won’t turn fluffy muffins nice troll creeper seriously i mean how dumb do we look to you [Applause] Master is so pissed with you guys he just sent me a text saying that he’s like totes balls to the walmart opera he’s fuming but but he was gonna explode our faces off where’s the boom bra good idea charles here have some shades and a banana swag stops these masties

Sorry about this man masters orders no harshest bra charles You will pay for this herobrine what’s your herobrine meanwhile two animators in their comrades enjoy an epic late night picnic Told you he was gonna explode i charles master wants us back at the lair so chop chop does charles look nothing man i can’t see for sure ow master steve we made it last um hey he’s been using this team what are you talking about the diamond steve it’s all the lie

And why would i believe you it doesn’t really matter by this time tomorrow see for yourself that’s enough i’ll be seeing you soon oh no oh just a dream huh i’ll just borrow this this you won’t be needing these and this i gotta have this master they took charles oh neil

I knew there was something fishy about that guy no i mean i was just sitting here playing with charles when all of a sudden this all been bound to them and they’re all like where’s the human fluff of the muffins then bone said my name is a fluffy

Muffin it’s crema and there was a chicken who died so i pretended to blow up to make them run away and they did but then then the brush shut up and said that i need to remember who my real master is and that there were no hearties but he just took charles and

He’d save him i see so where is neil i i accidentally blowed him up i don’t think he’s gonna respond yeah me neither tiny hey bud creeper sorry about neil i’m sorry tiny i didn’t mean it i know what’ll cheer you up how about you join us on our epic quest All right let’s do this Mazda i’m a little gassy today And after what seems like years from when they first set out on their epic quest steve creeper and their newest companion tiny are now in pursuit for more than just mere diamonds the fate of the beloved charles lay solely in their hands find out what happens next time on epic mine quest And i was like yeah and my name’s jason huh It’s epic meal time hmm i can’t have eggs without some bacon junior run bacon strings [Laughter] Ah we should probably leave yep well guys i think this is it ender valley Only one way to find out let’s go So this is ender valley hey master look what i found what do you think it does I have just a thing We go down [Applause] we know that the distance is impossible memories of me and you you and i we’re ordinary people gotta say we’re lucky lucky You and i we’re ordinary people who won’t be denied be denied We want to go back to san antonio check out the awesome view [Applause] so please take us back to the scenario we know what we must do you and i we’re ordinary people gotta say we’re lucky lucky you and i we’re ordinary people who won’t be denied be denied [Applause] It’s not just the two of not us the two of us It’s not just the two of us it’s not just the two of us you and i we’re [Applause] [Applause] you and i [Applause] who won’t be denied be denied [Applause] Hello master steve fancy seeing you here it’s you you’re the guy for my dream last night oh steven you flattered me i didn’t mean it like that you’re responsible for all of this you are correct but i mustn’t take all the credit i couldn’t have done it without your precious mr fluffer muffins

Mr fluffy muffins creeper you knew about all this master i i can explain ender brawler take care of this would you totes for goats brah let’s bounce boxes master i’m sorry you’re a real piece of work you know that steve steve steve it’s really not as bad as you think after all

Creeper wasn’t lying about the diamonds technically that and so much more treasure awaits us both that is of course if you’re willing to team up let me get this straight you send mobs out to attack me stalk me from the shadows invade my dreams and turn my only friend against

Me and somehow expect me to help you of course it sounds bad when you say it all at once i will never help you ah [Applause] Mr herobrine is fighting steve What the heck happened to you that’s none of your business Told you master hero brian was gonna win hi guys oh hi fluffle muffins Hey zomb why are you naked we were playing strip poker we were playing uno popcorn There’s no wonder your only friend betrayed you he’s not my friend this should be good you wanna fight let’s fight I gotta say steve it was a pretty cheap shot All you got Uh Got a bit of a sich here man ender bro what the hell are you thinking sausage bra i totes panictae late spawn mother of god Boom boom man hi master hello creeper uh i was actually talking to my new master huh him well this is awkward what the heck’s going on here anyway would you like to know oh if you’re all quite done huh howdy wait gosh neil is that you

Hello there old sport i thought you died well i almost did no thanks to the boom boom man i’m sorry sorry you’re sorry look at my face neal what the hell are you doing that’s my chair well i got you thinking seems i gave you

One of your eyes back i decided you kind Wait a second you two have been working together well yes this boy and i go way back don’t we hero brad that’s a story for another jam i’m so confused what do you need me for well i’ll spawn i thought you’d never ask now steve as

You may know we could never get you here by force so instead had our old friend here lure you with the reward of diamonds and if it wasn’t for creeper it would have been done a lot sooner he said if i helped him i could get a baby

Slime but then we met charles i see wait charles what happened to charles ah yes well thanks to the boom boom man charles’s cage snapped in his explosion and has fallen to the nether the nether the nether they’re underneath there where each of you now must go

What that wasn’t a part of our deal you know and void out to you when you decided to save steve from falling that was how do you and what if i refuse you don’t get it do you boy down here i make the rules down here i’m the puppet master master

What the my body is moving by itself oh come on now steve really the floss a little dated don’t you think now i have your attention i need the three of you to head to the nether and collect something much more valuable than your precious damage never right never right it’s a myth

It is not a myth and you will find it just follow the map you might even run into your little slime buddy on the way it’s a suicide mission you’ll be fine here take these Oh my god a diamond pickaxe in the flesh don’t lose that it’s crucial for your mission what about me last thing anyone wants to see is a creeper with a weapon agreed agreed sorry you’re very clumsy that’s fair you’re gonna have one of these a crash helmet now any final questions

Yeah okay good bye oh look it’s tiny Hey there bud oh guess what neil’s alive though he did turn kind of evil don’t forget about his Yeah creepers explosion kinda messed up his face You will pay for this herobrine what’s your herobrine you know he kind of looks like that guy from the avengers movies uh what’s his face red skull that’s it red skull red skull mix with thanos That shin gets me every time what’s the matter big guy If you’re all quiet done making fun of my face i’ve been listening this whole time you best be on your way [Applause] Yeah it’s so red oh look there’s charles’s cage but where is charles check the map right good idea give me that whoa snatchy much you both clearly have no idea what you’re doing this isn’t some fun little quest we’re on this is a mission of life or death it’s this way let’s go

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