There we go sorry my stuff is just not working today hello sorry the stream was delayed it was bugging out once again I click go live and it just doesn’t go live see okay then hello Sporer I hello there hello okay um there we go fixed it bless you thank you hey party invite s porker six days left what are there only six days of Duos what what bro well they’re going to bring out squads instead or trios I don’t know but that’s Stupid they go through all the effort of coding in a new thing and it lasts what a week dang unbelievable unbelievable I’m not in full screen okay let’s see how this Duos thing works Ooh Why is it all water I don’t know but I’m looking for a shipwreck uh go right all right there’s this is a terrible spot I’m just going to go get wood right over here already this is actually a terrible spot I’m going to break the wood with my jeez Louise we get like an freaking mile of ocean and then we finally just find the littlest uh jungle biome in the middle of a Mesa goofy D I don’t know why I plac this down no you goofy you have to wait No I don’t want to wait I want to find a shipwreck because shipwrecks are the best way to loot in here but of course the generation thing is terrible I forgot I already had coal so I don’t need that I do yay for it uh already M the over here yeah uh There’s some over here there’s three that you can get oh you missed the one right here I just need enough for my real quick ouch so I’m assuming there’s not an election now is that safe to assume I’m going go check yep there’s not I’ll go this way since you’re going that Way nothing’s really down here okay it’s just a dead end oh there’s another split up anyway so it’s fine oh all right I’m going go y this iron you passed y Goofy and always spawn you like 200 blocks away from the island so you’re supposed to Wait dude that’s good goofy why did hop release it after doing that I forgot what we need Redstone for but I’m just going to take it Aries blessings H yeah I’m just going to take it just in case we and clocks for revives all right in hindsight we Probably should both have a Revive on us in case the other dies but at the same time if one of us dies we lose the revive star yeah so I don’t know um it’s only out for 8 days for Community testing that’s goofy that’s so goofy bro I don’t I don’t Understand your minor perk gave you one extra iron perks of being a miner anyway massive lava over here but will it give me at least two diamonds perks of being a miner holy crap tons of iron nice you might even be able to get a few extra off of this because there’s like Three veins that are all showing a bunch of iron dang some random dude is in our cave if it was out for Community testing only why did they hype it up for like two weeks that’s all I want to know I don’t know Okay I can’t forget about copper uh yeah copper is pretty useful blood I hate that I can’t just do that that’s so annoying uh okay gold did you by chance find two diamonds yeah there’s no flb why do I need a compass to track one person a little it’s a little bit silly If you ask me yeah okay why you weird and manually craft stuff why not click that why you weird and manually craft stuff when um I do both it’s just what whichever one I’m more used to I’ve made iron armor so much it’s just faster to do That did they lower the Flint rates And uh yeah they definitely lowered the Flint rate jeez D I have 15 gravel and 20 Flint here have my shovel for a second I thought it was going to insta mine bro it will help though but arrows will definitely be more helpful than they would be in a s Because then we can bow down two people and then we’ve got a team gone the one thing I do like about Duos is that the worst case scenario is a 2v one and that is not at all unachievable have you found a m shaft yet nope Okay I’m going to go looking around for one actually wait I’ll probably be better off finding one at the surface wouldn’t I oh I just found four diamonds ooh nice if you oh no five ooh you could technically make a uh enchanting table then all Right I just heard a m shaft now you’re you’re at a m shaft no I just heard a m shaft sound oh what’ you hear like whatever those rail thing are how did you hear a rail I don’t know kind of sorcery is this oh wait hold up Uh I just realized I have my mini map off dang I’m probably going to have to surface in a bit so I can get a cow don’t worry guys it’s fair Play edition I honestly forgot that I need to get gold too so I just kind of pass a little gold Yeah definitely collect gold I’ve only got eight dang we should probably try to get to the nether honestly dang get some gold for gaps oo I’m almost at surface wait what you can get glass from uh from smel mining sand that’s cool like it makes s it makes sense but Still I’m going to go ahead to surface now so I can get I mean water and cow holy crap we were right next to a structure that entire time BR okay well since we’re in a Mesa there’s got to be some M shaft sticking out somewhere surely ooh Sheep give me string give me string yay oh what the flip uh I just I just mined up to a structure I don’t know if it’s looted but I bet it’s looted um is this supposed to be a m shaft I just found a structure that’s not looted At all dude no you don’t understand I just found the weirdest M shaft ever what is it what’s the mft uh it’s above ground in a PLS biome dang like do you want to come over to uh where I am it’s really weird sure but I am getting under attack by SK and There’s floating rails as well okay this is so weird like huh I think hoplight kind of messed up their terrain generation on this one D okay nothing too much I found good except for gunpowder this is like an X-Ray’s dream right here they bro what are they saying in chat over Here look at this thing bro I’m just going to yoink stuff from here real quick dude come here I found a quick charge book by the way if you want o nice I have an anvil too there’s just this lonely spider right over there yeah come here it’s really weird over Here first of all cobwebs and why’ you drop string you animal I don’t need string Bows Oh yeah weapons the pew pew bows cross exposed fishing rods bleb oh shoot I just forgot we need an enchantment table NE did you see my idea what um about next time they do MCC Rising that we should have play I don’t think we’d get in I’m going to be real with you it’s worth a try dude yeah it’s always worth a try plus it would be really fun and good for our channels so I was thinking only one person has to Post it so you would um probably and then uh Minnie told me that sporer was good at um uh rendering her renders neon uh water buckets sheep dropped string now on hoplight what they’ve always it’s really weird so that could be cool yeah I feel like it could be a good idea And fun where’s a cow by the way there’s chickens over here if you need oh I do need chicken oh hot play Duos is out yep oh Village oh I just noticed I haven’t even started getting food yet all I have is just a piece of bread holy Crap and there’s a village over there and to really Expos M shaft things dang jeez they they really messed up the terrain gen here I feel like MCC uh Rising could be fun yeah I feel like I’d be especially good at like bow games like the finale and then like Um what was oh what is it I literally just saw it oh uh hold down o o hold up uh infinite water source oh you already to okay good job um I’m going go kill that horse over there real quick even though I have a saddle oh no there’s more horses I’m Just going to Y one horse I’ve got the obsidian doing I’m guessing you guys are going to be doing uh or you’re going to be doing duels the entire stream DS oh somebody just died nearby or Duos not duels probably okay I’ll just watch for now I Um I do have in like an hour I have to go to guitar and then I’ll be gone for an hour so you bought a guitar and you hung it on your wall dang uh and you’re ready to learn but it’s been two weeks and you haven’t Played at all you want to play cool stuff like your awesome roommate Mark so you go on YouTube after work but you don’t know where to start stuff wasting time you got to catch up to Mark and you can learn to play in just a couple of days with simply guitar you Can play along to your favorite songs wherever you are and it’s only just a matter of time until you’re shredding more than Mark do you have the glow thing on your screen right now what thing the glow effect on your uh skin oh yeah I do Nice am I a trend Center guys how do I add that by the way neon uh you Google it it was easy tutorial honestly yeah unless you have really different gii than it which may or may not not have been the case for me but it’s fine you already have who is that Demented child in the background Going’s here’s here’s here someone’s here I’m attacking what do you mango 36 need cross your what what what is this kid on and where can I get some leave and never return get milk no no no no no Turtle B you’ve been replaced you’ve been replaced we want Him instead we want we want Bob junor we want we want Bob junor we want junior Bob yeah Junior bring us Junior Bob yes Junior Bob junior Bob come here we need Junior Bob junior Bob get back here he doesn’t want to did you grab the hey Behind us behind us I didn’t grab table no is no you’re not you’re not named after a drug you’re named after a disease no it’s a drug am I getting now I’ll Google it stop getting VC called bro why did they even add me to that group Chat bro you were like 20 minutes late no I wasn’t I was like three minutes late due to broadcast issues so he’s Jing after a Dr he is named after a drug his um his his in game name is flozen and that’s a drug is he just going to keep baiting us Around the river until we cry I’m going to for you yo bro okay sporer you stay on that side I’ll go on this side and then we’ll bait him to the other side all right so if you okay go up the river go up the River cut him off he’s going to try and 180 he 180 I knew it another team coming another team coming where where where right in front of you right in front of you get out get out get out book to the river book to the River hey help me help me wait back off back off how are there three of them what three is crazy run just run sporer all right you want to try and take them yeah yeah we can’t take that fight we can’t take that fight we can’t take that Fight we can’t take that we can’t take that run they’re teaming they’re teaming they’ve got to be no they’re fighting they’re fighting each other grab the E and let’s get out of here the’s gone bro my horse is still here okay um let’s get out this way this way I’ve got four Obsidian so if you have a diamond and a book I can make I gave you my diamond okay let’s just make our way out uh screw my oh frck go this way go this way oh that was not a good idea just run just run try to find Chickens along the way if you can kill them split up split up they’re chasing me down don’t split don’t split don’t split bad idea bad idea bad idea all right I’m coming towards you I’m coming towards you okay I’m grabbing apples get out get out they’re here now They’re here now go go go go go come on okay now try and split a little bit oh frck that almost ended really badly he got stuck in water yes hey River up ahead I could try to craft a boat real quick okay I’ll try and bait Them over this way they’re after you they’re after you they’re after you alone all right got a boat got a boat got a boat yes oh I in go go go go go go go go oh my gosh oh my they don’t okay they don’t have a bow just keep going just Keep going just keep going just keep going I’ll tell you if you need a Juke okay Run Rudolph did not like that one oh my oh I got two gaps I got two gaps nice okay uh how far away are we keep going keep going they’ve got a boat keep going They’ve got a boat when we Round the Corner we’re going to ditch the boat just trust me when we round this corner we ditch the boat I’m so glad I always carry wood on me yeah okay just keep going are they following you just keep going keep going keep Going I hear blocks being placed that’s me that’s me that’s me oh yeah we can’t fit through up the hill Oh my gosh this was not the good way to go this was not the good way to go okay we need to hide somewhere you’re failing your Jumps yeah because I was trying to do a different plan I’m on four Hearts I can’t do this here water get down here break the water break the water break the water crouch crouch crouch okay follow follow follow me follow me follow me hold up follow me don’t uncrouch just don’t uncrouch Yeah we’re good we’re good just we need to make sure that Chas start digging this way start digging this way start digging this way dig that way quick sporer dig that way dig that way dig that way okay keep going keep going keep going also I’m never going to be Replaced don’t even try what I’ll never be replaced you will be replaced no you’re out of your depth now Turtle Bob junior Bob junior you wouldn’t wait what’s the max HP still 40 dang okay you’re failing at HP could it be me could you pass me an Apple so I could be able to craft I don’t have any I just got two apples and I was on 8 HP so now I’m at 28 so like like a regular red apple yeah I don’t have any apples I like you saw me shearing the tree in front of them That was me getting the apples I could get dang I barely got two does this not work anymore wa hold I’m making sure if you shear a a leaf block and you get the Leaf can you still get apples no they pass that that’s never been a Thing bro you’re not supposed to be able to Shear man Place leaves to get apples I’ve been doing that a like a long time ago and they just removed it now what you can do sparkers either that’s a hoplight mechanic or something goofy going on oh my gosh I thought that was someone Else I thought you were farther behind than that I got an apple okay how much health you at okay yeah I need this apple yeah here here I already ate a golden apple I only have like two gold left yeah take the Apple anyway just in case yeah oh shoot the Border yeah that’s why I was saying we got to dig away all right you would have died yeah I I’m so surprised they didn’t jump in that cave that’s because we were far enough away yeah they weren’t able to see us barely but still Yep okay um did I get feathers I did get feathers hold up oh yeah from earlier or something for a tent I swear it was something for a tent what did I oh yeah I need a compass for a dog trackers that we could use in battle all right see here uh take One oh dang yeah spicy okay let’s go I have like nine more bones left I probably don’t need an axe in my hot bar uh let’s put a boat where’ the boat go there’s the boat okay let’s go where did he come from where’ he go actually maybe The axxe would be helpful I don’t know um I’m going to go kill these pigs real quick I’m I need to find chickens cuz I’ve only got 20 arrows and that’s not nearly enough death matches in 24 minutes dang I think we should probably just grind for Now uh let see like in a cave because we don’t have gaps at all yeah well we’re too close to the world border right now to do that yeah so let’s just keep on going to middle and then till we’re at a good spot I need a find chickens more Than anything or parrots parrots work too sucks if parrots work but parrots do work um but we don’t need sheep okay let’s see that’s a b okay also just noticed a comment I missed a you border sorry uh I I do play Survival I just figured that was hoplight World Generation not Minecraft because it was a little extra goofy not the bir I know it’s so sad by you could have the rest of the bones if you have enough for the crafting recipe and I don’t know how to craft it how do I craft you need a Compass and the eight bones I don’t have a you need uh four four Turtle bub you need tracker I say you can use the tracker no you can’t it has NBT data oh okay we need to find someone to stab in the face hole there the rest of the teams are BAS Except for like two that’s all you want to stab people go to Z Z yeah that’s what I was about to say but still about the mcci I feel like that could be fun and I really want to do it or at least try to do it yeah I’m Probably going to be too busy making videos to fly dang well we only have to post one video so like yeah probably going to be too busy making videos because I’m making videos in March are you lagging right now or I don’t we don’t know when MCC uh I’m be on I’m Going to be on the SMP video grind when Destiny is it lagging for me only or is it’s me too it’s me too everyone’s lagging yeah okay yeah the server’s just going to crash in a second yikes dying oh do slash rejoin never mind it just kicked me off entirely oh my gosh Bro oh poplite just died entirely go figure it let me back in rejoin rejoin it’s still up all right it’s still up we thinn the herd oh slash rejoin the glowing head property still works that’s cool dang we could technically use that to make glow lanterns that’d be Sick like client side glow Lantern I have chance of winning now wait what if we use that as an SMP video idea like we made a complete dark room on a server where full Bright’s not allowed or something and then we just use that light oh that would be cool to be able To see in the dark wa what that’ll be don’t worry about it don’t worry about it don’t worry about itom yeah don’t worry about it my it’s it’s a need to nothing and frankly you just don’t need to know’s dying again is it yeah hold up uh stop going away oh yeah going Fast yeah how are people killing people I think it’s from to lag dude okay stay right there I’m heading towards you oh never mind oh we’re probably gonna wait there’s someone behind us hold up there’s someone behind us oh yeah I do see him what’s I think he’s Frozen should we just try to use he’s a corpse he’s a corpse he’s a corpse he’s a corpse go go go go go I’m emoting my way there come on no no no no bro you just zoomed instantly come on come on come on come on come on come on Die die die yes yes hit register hit register reg yes yes yes yes oh look at the gear here have this diamond sword I got it I got an enchanting table we have an enchant table oh I’ve got a tracker on the other guy got a tracker on the other Guy nice um I think I just picked up the good gear honestly wait you still have that Anvil holy crap a sharpness four looter dagger hey hey do you have uh the Anvil on you still that I gave you earlier yes sir yeah why’d you drop your Cobwebs I don’t use cobwebs cobwebs are overpowered bro hey uh here have the boots oh yeah there we go here have my old diamond sword um I already have sharpness too bro this dude have better falling in his boots only uh it says he’s right Here did you pick up the E table that I accidentally passed to you um yeah okay good it says he’s this way let’s go get him all right hold up wait for me uh actually wait I made I got gold from his kill oh yeah here I’ll have the oh no I Could make us another light Apple yeah hello okay I’m lowerer you mind making it for me holy crap it’s just us look at our ping oh what the flip holy crap dud lag is on our side hopefully never there uh let’s see how much gold you have left three Nuggets oh okay I’m just going to eat this golden apple for extra health because I need to get extra Health too okay let’s go try to find this guy real quick uh that’s a be okay let’s try and let’s try and get over to him quickly because if we could Get some shots off huh you have your dog tracker pack yeah it’s still in my hot bar keep it ready for any oh wait I can uh I can make another one uh how do you make it a compass and then bones Compass oh I don’t have that okay there We go what happened I I I didn’t have any more wood y you okay yeah I’m okay I’m SI so bra tired okay let’s crouch crouch crouch they can’t see us from here there’s nobody even nearby there wait let’s check for people’s corpse does it teleport corpse I think it Does okay how do you make the pack okay you need a compass with four iron and Redstone in the middle oh you already got it let’s do this boys run a shoot why is our dogs going somewhere else run run run run run run run run nope nope nope nope nope Run I’m coming coming coming I’m dead a dude fire aspect is so annoying oh I’m going to have to eat now behind you yeah I just got going before I di I’ll be right back in VC I’ll be right back in the game okay I’m going do the Cs for the new Sub one two three 4 five yo welcome back Captain cake okay worker. exe has stopped responding nuh yeahuh yo Captain cake you know what while he’s AFK I’m going to grab water I’ll be right back chat for what is pogging my homies your mother your brother got him oh my gosh guys I’m Literally hi farted on you got him get over over here why’d you say it like that get over here I found a bug I found a a glitch in the parkour you can get a super short time I don’t know this track Al will I do on the commitment what I’m looking For get a good kid you’re so try oh you got to go reset the to the checkpoint NOP nope nope nope I’m going to sit here Waiting sporer wow wow really really you thought bro bro what I just saw you yeah stop going to different servers dude that’s what we call weird that’s what we call your mom why’ you go to Du 5A how would you know huh I’m doing what we call like to stream snipe nerd emoji You can’t catch me now can’t catch me now cuz you’re bald that is what your mom said to you ha that’s what she said that’s what he said you’ll never catch me alive never GNA Give You Up bro Imagine Dragon these nuts cross Cho faces show Mama later Nerd I’m gone gone like your dad gone you’ll never take me alive Yeah-uh y oh ho ho ho ho ho ho potato Bob potato Bob potato Bob lack if there is oh yeah like nope I’m literally I’m literally right here bro I’m out wiy parkouring you bro Roski good you can’t even stream snipe my route bro it’s too leafy And confus these nutsy these nuts on your face got them I know where you are I accidentally fell so B silly goose I’m a turtle not a goose you’re a girdle girdle I mean I know where you are nope you never me23 you’ll never take me Alive just what your mom I literally see you you literally cannot catch me I am the John Cactus what’ you call me you are in O in a tree you racist no later nerd little did you know your mom is little did you know you’re racist oh wait you knew that Already little did you know your mom little did you know I didn’t ask for your opinion little did you know that’s what she said little did you know that your voice cracked while saying that little did you know Imagine Dragon Not what the heck NE why won’t you do mcci or not mcci mccr because little did you know you are adopted but that’s just a theory a Game Theory Game Theory no game theory your mom Theory Game Theory is gone you have to cope with that n for the rest of your miserable Life Bram me like my teas nope don’t do me dirty just don’t get me dirty Boo don’t you me you lit cheated how I can’t walk through barrier BLX show that’s what CH ched I’m back yay sporer yay sporer oh my gosh don’t leave me don’t leave me does that mean What does this mean what chicken worker’s gone your dad is gone he’s your dad he went to go get the milk I already said your dad was gone boo got him ha ratio ratio double ratio triple ratio racist ratio whoa yeah you’re racist neon Hunter racist Turtle Bob racist actually your mom racist Actually I didn’t know you were my mother okay I’m back turtle Bob’s a mom turtle Bob’s a mom what please please join the party Turtle boob and Mom I’m just getting on now good back online no I’m being chased by I’m being chased by a turtle Bob and I don’t feel Comfortable dang I’m online now yay join the party send invite I’m going to try Neon don’t even I’m going to try it you’ll never take me Alive that’s what Cho said Cho Mama CH No Turtle Bob is online is online Jo away why am I getting under attacked by these nuts your mom is G that’s actually your mom I gotta go now the question is is it your mom on your mother’s side or your father’s side that’s what I thought no I missed I’m a Failure how do I make it up there I want to make it up there and make it why so much people in here no no I’m so close scap I want do a scap I’m safe mother no that’s actually your mod what did you say about being safe I said I’m Safe what I’m safe from your turtle bobad in wavs Turtle bobing these nuts upon your face want to press tab really you want to jump off a I’m in your game no you’re not I actually am no you’re not yep nope he’s in the game and neon On on a light blue team actually we’re s so yeah actually I’m on a green team so CH mom yeah choke on these nuts got it’s border uh shouted hi neon hello border we are actually oh my gosh you oh my gosh you’re actually messed up what I Just got a POI all by myself oh my gosh I’m so scared I’m actually oh my gosh I got two Ender Pearls of diamond iron boots and Sher me timbers I’m widy qu shiver me timbers where’s sugar cane at I’m what the heck PUK what Chad filtered it but what the freak Man what did he say know bad um I I think that’s like the least bad way he could have put it and it still got censored MH what was it if you could say it what was it my gosh ch I am TTLY try to beat you that’s crazy bro I said beat Normally because it would sound like something else like I would cheat you please no please no please no please no please no please no please no get away Turtle get away get away get away your cornets are 6.9 your turtle Bob is Turtle Bob which basically means you’re a child got Him dang like I’m not a child actually I’m actually 18 no you’re not don’t lie you’re 14 in days actually you’re 14 in 4 days yeah I said it before you could got how old are you are you 16 or 17 I’m 21 no you’re not yeah I am I just found An abandoned nether portal I’m literally your father Turtle you’re literally not I could literally send proof of me drinking alcohol I’m so cool I’m 21 did your parents give you permission cuz you’re legally allowed to Have per Mission if you’re of age of P Turtle Bob leaks that his state has that law wait does my state have that law how would I know wait I thought all states have that law wa does my state wait actually I don’t know if my state has well Literally I’ve already leaked my I just got a silk touch uh shovel now I literally can get a diamond sword if I wanted that’s TTLY how chop I am CH mama you ruined it no you ruined it you you you you were the Ruiner of fun ruined nut yeah twiy Chow Char sweet silence sweet sweet silence sweet sweet silence all um un oh hi yeah he’s unde now I think PUK X might or might not be on Droids what roids yes oh my teammate’s gone oh crap okay guys time to Target Turtle Bob everyone my coordinates are 69 69 420 yo I just found some Diamond let’s go hold up uh neon do you have gun powder um I have gun powder how much you want I have four you have baby powder shut up dang no what’s that I won I win my phone at My and go resorting to I don’t know is definitely I don’t know I don’t know these nuts got him that’s what yeah try try try try try try you can’t you will fail that’s what she said that’s what your mom said if you think your mom hit that Lu Button how can someone get the dragon egg did someone already get it you no like uh no you could get a dragon A4 reinforce elytra what the it people actually do get it a lot it’s actually really op yeah it’s broken dang broken these nuts on your face I’m Lally going To go sliding sliding these nuts on your face bro you just secured it bye chat this might be the last time you see me I will record me going sweating sliding these nuts on your face neon do you want video of me going sleding you said sliding sliding off these nuts it’s Sliding these nuts off your face no you don’t talk to me talk to my brother is scared guys my brother is scared we got to we got to scare him you’ll grow up to be your father okay no you’ll end up in a corporate office Shop oh no what will we do and your name will be Turtle Bob my name is chat if this video gets a million likes I will leak my name okay chat you heard I’m right now heading to get aant table so just to let you know okay I’m going to M for Diamonds cuz I’m cool and turtle Bob have two diamonds I’m cooler you have two diamonds because you’re you’re cooler cuz you have two diamonds I guess that makes me four times cooler than you dang you don’t have six diamonds yeah you’re right I have eight dang that’s what she said I own The place chat what if I say something to get the uncancelled Banana Phone banana phone it’s garlic phone boo garlic phone no not the game this isn’t a game pal Banana Phone no pick up the telephone pick up the this has got to be an incredibly dumb ring I can’t make that joke I have I have the best lapis one but I can’t say it because it’s not very PG chat neon I’m sad you are sad no I don’t I don’t know if I’ll make it to the I don’t know if they’re going to accept my application apparently only Um server members can vouch my applications and you’re the only one who has also no one’s even seen my app really dang all right now I need to go get sugarcane in order to make the thing bker yeah can you like not kill me you should kill him my I don’t have a Teammate you should kill him yeah I’mma I’mma unive you oh yeah wait we can’t say that kill him as me did I just to use lapis for the crafting recipe of an enchant table instead of diamonds because Turtle Bob is Turtle bald okay I have a e table now by the Way Neato SPO I was crazy on they lock me in a room a rubber room a rubber room rats rats rats rats make me crazy you are crazy dang where are you and I’m so sorry you you did it wrong you just did it wrong oh a village where are you and I’m so sorry that’s wi we what I said for real no can I play I can’t UNL this pig bro thinks this is 20 19 2011 uh that’s not 201 it’s 2001 stupid stupid stupid 201 was a different uh day for me stupid boo yeah it was Your birthday boo no my birthday is in November September um do you remember September 11th on the first love your mother’s I’m kidding not first on 2 your bald your bald your bald your bald your bald you’re balding you’re literally balding you’re balding your balls off the balls Ligma ligma balls no ligma have you ever actually like met a person who doesn’t know what ligma means and then you got him with it ligma balls I don’t know if I have no I know what ligma is is ligma balls I’m serious see what I did there Chat see what I did there chat ligma balls ligma these nuts bro every single day of my life I’ve thought about jumping into a pit every day I’m show one of them chat if you think I should trap neon hit that uh trap button Chad if you think that I Should stab Turtle Bob hit that Turtle literally killing a creeper in the ocean I literally already killed it get good get good chat NE kind of goofy you don’t have my you don’t got my cords stupid his cords are wait hold up I got to open my mini Map I’m kidding I don’t have a mini map open neon cheating I’m over here es porker I need food you hungry here what the flip when the flip did you get wait are mini Maps actually uh banned um actually you know like I’m actually I’m not are they uh certain ones nerd Emoji xanders oh yeah yeah yeah I love I love I love Xander mini map bro Xander mini map is the best oh my godand sanders I need to find Cactus I want to get I need to find leukemia BR sp sp sp oh my gosh tur no Die table back neon told me to commit death dang BL nuts um I never got cobwebs I blame Turtle Bob can we sacrifice Turtle Bob at the steak sure sack of rice no sack of rice sack of rice bad advice bad advice I need to find a sand biome you Have I need to find Turtle Bob so I can stab him let’s go on a jury then good luck have fun here have two apples if you have gold for it oh I don’t have gold because if you kill me I will find your house yo let’s go okay let’s kill Turbob what what what huh what did I do you existed freak oh freak yeah what can I do with silk touch shovel while any what is there that I believe there was a crafting recipe just I don’t know what I don’t put a bounty on me bro don’t put a B on me that’s just mean and putting a bounty on somebody bro no not the emerald sword no not that which one needed Sil oh yeah the staff I forgot what we need for candle first one to Turtle gains my respect not your respect I see Turtle Bob where no you don’t by that I mean some random people who happen to carry the moniker of turtle Bob they’re fighting though we could kill them we could third party third party third party sporer come on let’s get these nerd emojis PVP will be enabled pvp’s about to be enabled let’s Get him let’s get them let’s get them we can take them they don’t have en chant they’re literally incompetent let’s go they are balding their balls off balls I’m going to go for the solo guy you go for the duo when your brother say big boy is a I’m going back to help you uh behind you behind you if you can try and keep them over here that would be great oh yeah yeah yeah Target this guy Target this guy just shoot he’s going to be knocking me off crap he fired us oh crap What how did he get over here he’s one Health he’s one Health how did he get over here he’s one hit away he’s one hit away okay I got to go what you hit him what I’ll be back that one Health it said he was at one Health what the Flip oh I know that wait no this is a different person let’s just chase this guy I’m going to go yeah I’m going flank this way I knew he’d flank right let’s go he’s going at the river he’s going at the river I know make sure to hold his left Side all right because otherwise he’ll go that yep there we go called it I’m learning to read them he’s read like a book he’s read like a book seems like he just ate something he probably just ate a golden apple or a food okay if I can find sheep there’s sheep I’m going to try and Shear these sheep get a bow and then bow them down all right oh his teammate’s over there his teammate’s over there okay I’m coming they’re going to try and 2 one oh this guy got him nice I’m going go Gap real quick he’s Trying to kill me he’s he’s a dead man he’s a dead man he is a dead man don’t worry there he’s dead okay let’s see all right uh oh I got uh leggings sticks gold okay oh uh here I have the gold I have his head by the Way I’m going go get the other person’s loot real quick okay uh I’m going to grab this lava bucket all there we go okay I’m coming glad I didn’t go for the Sheep now d yeah he knows I was at the lowest so he tried to aim for me Instead but kind of failed because you knocked him into a cave yes sir any he water bucket clutch which was a bit annoying but still I wish he would have just died to fall damage then and there so he wouldn’t have popped his other gap uh you know where the other guy died At um he died nearby he died like right out here right okay where did we walk to um well I went over to the Sheep so there it’s that we like that yeah somewhere that way I’m going to Shar these sheep and get some string all right we’re right Over uh see what do I not need I don’t need ra chicken o more feathers hold up I just need to to find another two sheep at least dang dang more chickens wow bro I cannot find this new glue at all uh’s see someone probably yed it while we Weren’t looking but let’s see so I ran this way to help you fight him we went this way and then this I believe this is area where you knocked them into like this area oh you picked up most of his stuff oh never mind did you pick up his head He died oh yeah yeah I do have his head down there what did you pick up the dude’s head down there yeah okay good okay uh see I need to find sheep so if you find sheep please do not kill them I need to Shear them Okay you have string do you have string or a bow actually I should probably ask that first uh no I don’t okay uh o sheep on string yay one string come On yes let’s go nice another one let’s see how much gold you have by the way um enough to make some light gaps uh could you be able to oh I think we should probably use a golden head instead for it um I only have four extra gold ah all Right I’ll hold on to it for now okay let uh let me make a bow all right uh you wouldn’t happen to have copper oh wait I have copper never mind bro I just grew away my C my copper just earlier yeah I don’t need copper after all Dang dang I’ve got so much for arrows uh let’s see I don’t need a p any what is a Shadow Blade dang Shadow Blade these nuts hot got them oh uh could you make some bundles for me um Sure hold up the there you go okay and then do you have iron here Um yes I I do wait you just made how’ you just make it the bundle of arrows yeah don’t you need I just click the thing that just remind me you don’t click here to craft you don’t have to craft in the crafting table nope what I a hopl noob okay dang Uh can you place down your enchant table yeah sure uh actually do you have uh wood by chance uh yes I do here what there it is um I might need a wee bit oh wait no I got I got enough never mind oh I could Get two carrots and then we can and hold on what else do I need oh okay I need iron then we could get more gold from that I just need like two carrots well golden carrots IP um where are you trying to enchant wait actually uh see let’s just Grab this and go we got to move all right uh I someone has been revived okay let’s go this way let’s go this way uh try and get more leather we could try and get like really high level dang I just no as Arch is in our Game oh Arch is yeah I was just looking at tablets to see uh if the people were just attacking earlier are dead I misspelled his name oh I love my t key not working oh wait it’s not even I can’t type letter T I don’t know why oo co co co Coal okay oh there’s a village right here yo hold up Village let’s see if this is looted there’s a structure over here so I’m check D D D D D D D if the village is actually working I’ve got an idea for what we can use yeah villagers Are here okay in that case uh is there is there a uh priest area there of what a priest area priest actually do you want to try to use the villagers um we are pretty far enough from the border I could try wait do they have carrots because I Do need like two golden carrots and then I just need to make like the gold Bandit so we can get more gold for equals more better golden apples I need to find two carrots actually okay yeah there’s none of that in here um you want to make a uh Fletcher Then uh sure uh you have the materials for it right uh I need wood uh here you know I’ll just toss it to you I’ll just toss it to you here sper take the Flint um you know how to make a Fletching table right yep okay um I need books by the Way could you pass me some books what for well bookshelves oh wait no okay let’s go make the tables there we go uh you villager uh quit your job and take this job thank you yeah we need a Fletcher so we can get a bunch of sticks You uh we don’t need your job anymore so screw out that job and here’s your new job too oh sorry I did not mean to hit you dude oh wait actually uh let’s go ahead and switch out the Fletcher job with a different there’s some over here right Away ooh perfect uh we need sticks uh okay can you make here uh hold on uh how much iron you have uh not enough oh okay I’m going to go mining real quick just check if there’s a nearby cave well seems like it’s right here The Border’s getting more closer And closer every second now okay uh what do I not need what do I not need I don’t need shears anymore uh seems like there was a fight here earlier oh no someone trapped someone over here okay um don’t need that extra blockage don’t need copper don’t need Team trackers uh see Okay we could technically get crossbows too if we wanted dang I was able to get like two iron do you have like one more extra iron I do not a do you want to get a bow uh sure just I don’t have arrows um I don’t think arrows will be a Problem for us oh okay yeah this one has here um sporer come get some XP okay I’m going go get uh this Village right here uh sporer here take this take I know oh my okay yeah we’ve got enough arrows trust me um let see I’ve got the light Anville uh I’m going go enchant this bow real quick uh can you put the books and stuff down uh sure let me just go make them into bookshelves we’ve got even more book shelves dang let’s see dang um so you said you’re getting more iron Then yeah but I was only able to find like two can you try and get some more uh the cave over there is pretty drained that I saw see you know what we’re going to buy one of these and see what we can get from this power two I need 12 levels Uh okay I can still make more got it what job are you heading to now oh never mind you’re taking this okay never mind you don’t have stick trades for this one now you’re heading to the other one now power two nice I’m R trying to get another bow for better power Too okay there we go stick trades there oh you made that once price go up but this one no there we go okay how much more do I need to get levels with uh uh sporer takes some arrows I need like one more uh Emerald uh I’ve got an emerald here take That I dropped it on the ground all right thank you okay uh andil I need level five for that okay wish they didn’t make the I got a power three bow nice I almost got power three just I don’t have enough levels here take that uh I already have power Two wait is every one of them oh this guy’s trades aren’t expensive hold how much uh lapis do you have um not a lot ah okay never am I not going to resort to making bottles what do you mean bottles bottles of enchanting all right you can craft Those how do you craft them yeah but uh they made the recipe uh more hard to get than last time there like four blocks of lapis instead of eight lapis dang yeah it used to be so good but they made it too pricey um while I’m going go try to find gold Real quick well car it’s not gold oh the world border yeah should we head out um pretty soon all right I’m going go get the eat table and and you still need oh wait no five minutes Death Match we need to get some more sticks and then get some emeralds oh wait do You have Emerald still by chance uh nope we could use it to make crossbows so hurry yeah I don’t have arrows ah crap if I can get to level 10 we could do this okay come on come on come on come on come on come on come on I’m going go try to find crops AK just carrots because they also implemented just like random crops anywhere on Noe no nope a shoot come on it’s not enough uh crap sper we got to hurry I need help what I need help border I need someone to be ready to break the Thing all right come on I wish I had a lumberjack right now now uh okay yeah break it break it break it break it break it okay I’m going to trade with one of the Fletchers to get as many emeralds as possible for crossbows and stuff let’s see okay Uh okay FW I’m going to go make inventory space for death man uh wait wa wait uh place the enchant table stuff back place the enchant table stuff back place it farther away from the thing farther away okay come on grab the envil I don’t have space all right bring it Over here uh can you make more bookshelves we need more bookshelves no I need wood here take this I tossed you wood I toss you wood okay come on don’t know if that works or not um it should hey here you have this I don’t really need Redstone anymore ah Shoot yeah I need one more power twoo uh here you can have this one you have a power two yeah o hold up hold up hold up come on come on come on I need 10 levels oh rip do you have a power three bow nope all I have is just power two Here take that then all right um see I’ve got four crossbows bro you’re packing weapons okay feel free to break this stuff or keep it or whatever you want to do with it um we should probably take it for now okay make sure your Gap not the Tables i’me Gap uh once you should probably save your gap for when we teleported there so we can have like the extra Hearts yeah I’m saying like we got to get up to 40 if we can or around that all right we oh no no just go and GAP just goap just Goap dead yep he died yeah he got slain by and his teammate got slain by proper yeah that’s the team we may want to watch out for because they do have good stuff okay so I’ve got four crossbows for quick shots I’ve got a gap I’ve got a uh Head make sure to offand something that you use I’m going to off my boat I’m offand my Gap I guess all right brain wall I’m just going to go get you know I’m going just offand my water bucket all right all right my I have inventory Space for picking up self in Death Match okay uh in that case let me go oh wait I had a I have a Tracker I have a player tracker hold up can we track someone with this let’s try and see if this leads us to someone quickly if no it sucks but oh Will okay we have 15 seconds if we don’t see them by uh seven we just go okay yeah we don’t okay we got nothing there uh blocks okay and then I don’t need a book don’t need coal okay okay crouch crouch we’ve got power three bows but no one else knows That so let’s try and stay stealthy okay I’m off hand my Gap then why can’t not off hand don’t right there don’t move okay stay crouched stay crouched and there’s people with better gear than us even though I have a diamond chest plate yeah I hear people that might be You though we should have probably gone over there for know people are heading right there hide behind hide behind someone right there with Shadow blades there crap a shoot he’s got an arrow in him dude this Shadow Blade I do not like that CRA Crap I have to book it I’m sorry dang uh wait wait wait what does it take to revive someone what does it take to revive someone I don’t know you uh Slash recipe um where’s the revive I’ve got a gap I’ve got a player head I’ve got Redstone I don’t have gold diamonds I don’t have two diamonds dang yeah okay so I did not like the Shadow Blade that’s too good yeah it’s really broken can you not even hit people like that oh I’m out of build height let’s go oh my gosh the hits are insane Dude no just revived someone can’t you like break the revive star or something no I know I wish you could bro dang wait try to kill the person up in the air he’s going to gear him up just keep on shooting him oh he’s just giving him good Gear yeah he has pots he has regen pots and stuff what be what what what did he get the Dragon egg how did he get up here no no no no no no no no elytra go go go go go go Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go no what he has reach he actually has reach he actually has reach oh my gosh bro jeez dang yo what’s up dri welcome back oh my gosh that was Terrifying the bow was clutch though the bow was 100% clutch I think we need to go villager route but we try and get power five bows holy crap dude that’s insane so you can make XP bottles still yeah just uh it costs a lot of lapis oh yeah it’s not Bad we need to just mine a bunch of lapis and then uh make sure you have enough to get the axes we’re just not going to have to wor we’re just not going to worry about diamond armor honestly like we can get that through mining should we try to the party thing’s full Sorry yeah I was thinking we do villager strap but we don’t get diamond armor instead we just focus on bows because the bows were popping him like you saw how much damage that did yeah we could go mining and then use the villagers for just stick trades to get XP and then use An enchant table and then that would work really well together all right yo what’s up border yo W skin I’m start pring out now h okay I got pinged who pinged me Oh yo let’s go much water oh there shipwreck I see a shipwreck go to it go to it go to it go to it yeah I’m heading to it uh the top back room of the ship if it’s facing up is the best um it’s uh The B bottom is facing up okay then go for the lowest room you can see in the back of the ship I got potatoes and from this chest and now yeah I don’t see anything else now that I can there should be a chest with uh iron in it in the Captain’s Room all right let me check if there’s another chest yeah there’s none just one chest oh no this one was plain hidden I just got books diamonds and paper yep there you go I got like one Diamond only but the books are pretty helpful that’s good All right I’m going goe back to spawn area and then I’m probably going to take massive amounts of fall damage in a minute here are you on top of the tree no I’m digging straight down dang uh let see the amount of caves there are there Should be some level of caving that I can look for yo found it let’s go dang okay not going to go through that cave because a lot of people landed here so I’m might find different cave already found gold that’s good good nice I’m just burning my team Tracker Bro think about it we can just give cords or SC stores and we don’t want people getting them off of our corpses so if you think about it it’s the smartest thing to do dang I’m still keeping my player tracker but at what cost at what cost EA Sports what if it’s not in the game though what if it’s not in the game no honestly in a little bit I might just go on a hunt to get the best client side mods possible that just make the game mentally easier dang like this one no yes hacks Yes that’s yeah exactly what I was you get that’s the best mod you get bro I love worst mod like yo that’s the best mod you can get for hoplight it’s specifically for hoplight only totally exactly bro even though it can help you in other servers H’s main Area dude someone already speedran a portal down here that I’m at yeah it’s pretty common oh I could get I could get gold in there all right I’mma go get uh iron gear first and then I’mma go ahead there to get gold because gold yummy lapis make sure to mine every Piece of lapis you see as well cuz BS would be useful do I not have oh I did not make myself sticks ah dang this cave is inhabited probably by you yeah it is by you I’m going just go through the Nether and grab a bun of gold real Quick yeah there’s a another portal right here where I’m at yeah that’s what I’m at all right Billy salamander where at you know I’m going to go and grab quartz just in case we want to make Trident oh yeah Trident would be cool to Get but we need to get loyal to in to have it more better well there’s a something you can craft with Trident you silly little Goose what did you say again there’s something you can craft with Trident you silly little Goose what is it I have not Seen stuff with Trident check your book check your book okay okay Shadow Blade nope a oh we need like four diamonds and then and a pear and then two gold and then a fire star but Pearl is going to be the hardest one to get unless we’re working with Villagers oh I found creepers kill them yeah we be able to get their gunpowder and then use the summoning thing why am I not using a sword for this aculos is the best range weapon in my opinion dang so we can be Ranger danger dang okay I’m getting a decent bit of Gold I did not get a gunpowder from any of those two Creepers someone else seems to be mining gold as well dang I think that we’ve just been uninformed on this Strat I’m in nether two now okay um in that case you can mine gold I will go and Uh head back looking for more Ores yeah uh I only was able to get 14 iron so could be able to do that then I’ve only got 18 gold ingots dang that’s hardly enough for light gaps so if you could go around looking for some all right once it becomes like four Minutes left I’m going head back to over world okay I can’t find any iron bro dang like there’s practically nothing here Flint all right I have 60 gold nuggets I’m going to continue getting more gold nuggets okay I was about to say that’s probably like seven ingots Yeah we’re definitely going to need more you want to try and get as many gaps as possible which is difficult as crap but you know it is what it is you be able to get like extra extra iron so I can get myself like actual full set of ir I can Try all right I’m finally finding iron I’m finally finding iron but it’s not much dang all right I’ve got 13 iron right now dang uh let’s see if you find another Diamond tell me so we can be able to make an eat table oh we don’t have enough for an eat table Yet crap yeah I only got like one Diamond so we just need like one more oo I just got a ton of gold 24 gold now nice nice all right a crap I’m out of food dang oh I found a m shaft hold up this might be my Saving Grace here nice See see okay I got like two saacks of golden nuggets okay probably this uh last um vein of gold nuggets I’m going to go head back to over now okay yep I’m heading back to over I have like three stacks of gold nuggets that should be good for now um we can Make light apps and then we can make uh regular gaps I guess yeah now we hold people at gunpoint and say make us light gaps or perish I forced other players to craft for me dang that’ll be funny honestly just get someone to craft you some stuff and then you just murder Them okay I’m back at over Road I’m try to well I’m going go head out of here and then go to your location oh you’re over all the way that far okay dang yeah I’m a little bit far away seems like a village was going to generate over here but um hotl Generation kind of just deleted out of existence uh I’ve got a little bit extra iron not nearly enough though I’m fairly positive okay I’m go get nice okay I’m going go get apples then oh my gosh I’m have to go AFK for a second ah okay be right back okay I’m Back dang for while you were gone I made an entire tree ball nice all right have 11 apples just regular apples let’s see how much gold I can make and then golden apples after sheep could you get out of my face thank you yeah I’m going just get Out of the mines now I do not have nearly enough iron for you dang how much iron were you able to get actually you know what I’m going to go down and get a little bit more cuz it’s just way too low for you dang I I don’t have a uh if If you could you get coer um I have 18 all right okay uh I’ve got 13 iron nice not much but it’s the best I can do at this moment to be good for me for now okay I need to get that one extra Diamond though so dang Okay oh I see Iron over there oh I see a buttload of iron as well dang I’m going walk past cuz I need to see if I can find diamonds dang shoot I need to make my Armor fast in two minutes PP turns on I’mma head towards you once after I Get done crafting my armor okay I found more lapis dang I don’t even have lapis I wasn’t even able to find any I’ve got 22 dang we’re kind of screwed here I don’t even have pants dude yeah I’m pantsless you can make your way Over to me with some food I can try to get you some iron all right I’ve yeah I’ve got enough iron for you now okay I just saw someone in okay I’m going get out of here before he notices I’m here okay I found an eight vein of Iron okay I see you underground a Fri bro what happened that things bad things happened dang can you be able to mine up because you’re literally in the ocean I can’t I have no hunger and I’m trying to find diamonds just mine up so I can be Able to head towards you I have food I can’t trying to I have to go lower actually I cannot find diamonds for the life of me oh yeah okay I’m heading towards you okay y b I’m mining towards land bro I was just mining towards you Yeah I know I’m still here I’m just mining straight tunnel so all right could you see me or no yeah you’re right there M towards me because for some reason not showing me your glow just dig straight down I’m at Y level8 and I’m digging a straight tunnel oh I see you Now okay don’t need these okay uh can you pass me all the gold real quick I have the apples I I also have quick crafts so I need at least two apples all right I’m pass you four for now I have like three apples well golden Apples Oh shoot what I think I might have to go eat if I do take this God dang just in case all right just dude I can’t even car this okay make okay I’ll be right back I’m going to check if I do have to go I’ll just go AFK here and probably die but I’ll try or actually you know I’ll just let you kill my corpse just put the stuff in here yeah I’ve got to go eat um just save my head for a re if he gets a chance okay okay I’ll be back chat well guys it’s just me Now man I’m dead I was still Mining and then two people just came to me and then killed me hi hello there Turtle Bob why is that are you are you guys still playing what are you guys still playing neon is just dead right now he went to go eat R I’m just Waiting want to play some duels just smpp PVP what I’m righto just on SMP PVP want to do some hoplight du so you can get practice and for when you play yeah sure in bit okay I’m joining what is your thoughts on the um what MCC Rising what what’s your thoughts on It we should do it you want to do it yeah I want to do it too like I get it but like it’s a one day thing like I get that if you you’re going to be on the SMP grind but I’ll be On if I make it I’d be on the SMP grind too but I’ll make time I I got a on my dog Bippity bity I am back dang are you on hopl all right let me just hop on Hopl there should be a way for like like I don’t know if this is possible or not but like I want a way that I can can just like swap stream screens like neon is live I can swap to my POV do that with screen share mainly huh Just like just like switch over to OBS thing to swap over to what uh OBS just swap to screen share of Discord swap swap your screens sh of Discord hold up I’m still with neon yeah I still in a party with neon all right but yeah I feel like we should I’m Check up on his stream I’m g go pull it up real quick his stream no one’s talking right now okay um but I feel like that’d be a good idea that neon should um what there’s like six people watching his say yeah uh everybody whoever’s in chat of neons uh opinions on boat Podcast boat podcast yes yes boat podcast the best I mean you could probably ask your Mom and Dad if you can get vbucks and they’ll probably say uh but podcast and what the FL is this oh wait this is not what I thought this was I TR to do the dels neon normally Does dang what yeah but I I think we should they said they don’t really care about like editing Styles which is good so we don’t really have to put too much effort in but it’s still probably good to put in a bit of effort oh neon’s back I’m back Neon I heard his M neon uh I had an idea and me and spker had an idea that like whenever you um are like are doing something you could um you could like we could screen share and then you could watch the screen share so with OBS so people can watch us Yeah I’d have to crop Discord screen shares and stuff and that doesn’t really work well can you set up uh different things you could just make the screen share just like full image yeah you can also do that but then people aren’t just waiting and doing nothing Cal party Worker I’m I’m right now pvping du N nuh yeah huh no I I just realized I didn’t even have full screen you realized what I didn’t even have full screen on for a moment I just got a goat horn D how did you get a goat horn I don’t know I got a goat horn for a Second oh someone gave everyone a goat horn dang a and wait why does everyone have a glowing Top Hat what is going on what the f what is going on in your lobby hold up slash what what’s the warden’s name why is death streaks trolling what NE what um what uh server Are you on or not a server what Lobby yeah what Lobby I want hat what Lobby I’m going to guess Lobby 12 the lobby with the billion people in 46 people oh my gosh yeah maybe you have a hat snowballs yo what the why is there a wed don’t worry about It yo I got infinite snowballs we’re moving the whole Train’s moving oh wait there’s a warden yeah yeah no no no C Sher oh wait there’s a sniffer rizzler is he killing someone I don’t know he’s just chasing someone I don’t know oh yeah he is he’s inside the Blacksmith lock him block him body block him body block himit he’s stuck he’s stuck he’s stuck he’s stuck yeah yo keep it in here oh yeah I got the Hat nice oh me too yo me too it’s coal I wish we could keep it I got snowballs I’m wait maybe if we Go into a battle royale no we can’t pick it up may Maybe cover up cover up cover up they can’t see they can’t see this they can’t see this they can’t see this covered up covered up they can never see they can never see just move your hats Everywhere I don’t understand why they made like just block it off with Hats block it off with Hats where spikes could we do um civilization fine civilization’s [ __ ] though I got let the dog in yo Border’s covering it with us slash party when the Among Us imposter Is your mom party join neon party leave neon make a party he joined I hope we keep the hats let try a huge pain to um for but hopefully dang it a the part’s full maybe we’ll infinitely have that hat on in lobby hopefully neon do You did you invite me neon I invited you five freaking times you didn’t invite me you already invited sporer stupid bro I I’m doing SL party join maybe you should leave the party you’re already in I already left the party SL P sporer you already invited sporer you already invited sporer you already Invited sporer roll up sporer huh are you doing slarty accept you want you just want to scroll up to find the thing did I join no there’s no pending invites from neon Hunter oh it just expired oh There guys let’s give neon this dude’s kills neon where are you let’s give you a netherite pass kill me kill me kill me kill me behind you protect neon neon kill me behind you hold up help neon real quick there I’m being killed I’m killing turn nice okay yeah do that all Right how many kills do you have hold up all right I’m I have hurry there’s a guy coming hurry kill me yeah you distract him kill me I’m 2 Hp one okay nice here let’s murder this dude first okay can we people coming people coming yeah you low No this guy is a guy got him all right nice why is everyone targeting me him nice behind you ah we don’t have enough time you well you got one NE I guess see AR Warden there might be a warden go right go right go right go right okay go Right because he never left Village let’s go all right I’m going to go straight mining yeah everyone stand go I could get cactus for the whatever CAC Cactus armor is Cactus armor better than iron uh it does have enchant with it already it’s me be honest it’s me it’s Me is any custom armor better than uh it has orang one and breaking like it’s better than iron but it’s not worth the time I’m going to be real with you oh SP if you can get that for me that’d be nice if you want to want to spend half the game getting Me a specific item that would be nice that’d be pretty nice of you I ain’t saying he’s a gold digger I’m just digging gold no she’s a check Star where is the iron br I’m about a I’m about to stab a child dang there’s a kid following me no there’s not you’re lying yeah you’re lying dude I need to go not really it just rhymed turtle’s balding he’s a bald Bob got him I don’t got no hair cuz I’m going Bald he admitted it okay we need a lot of lapis by the way you need lapis yeah poopy the plan is to go and uh try and do the Villager strap but instead of doing uh armor we go wait did you hide villagers no I didn’t I’m not I I’m not Near it okay well we’re just mining right now so chill your pickle but what If sparker do you know where the village is Turtle Bob you’re a turtle Bob what sparker what is it the sand biome yeah V can you can you hide them then I’m already you need to calm down but what if somebody steals the villagers or Worse kill them then to so dead get a dad my dad is gone exactly at work just reminding you uh he died one night on September 11th yeah I know I was the one who hit him anyway um dang NE you just said you just said That you were the murderer dude come on you’re under arrest now all that was not a formal confession I don’t want to shut him up I’m responsible for the how many times have you hit 1,600 Subs about as many times as I’ve hit 2,977 I have a full set of cacti armor Now wait what was was that a 911 joke you can’t say that word you can’t say that word you can’t say that word sorry was that um y have a full set of cacti armor now do you remember dude my My ultimate goal will be to hit 2,977 subscribers what happened to my Turtle wait what hold up I’ll be back turtle. exe has stopped responding D turtle. exe has started balding dang I’m R getting tons of iron I already have like 27 extra okay we don’t need too much iron though just keep that in mind that was for the old Strat dang we just I found lap though we need sticks and then if there’s a priest there we’re set for life all right that’s what she said that’s what your mom said I don’t even know what you said to be honest I just said it cuz you Said something oh I said neon Hunter is the bestest that’s what she said exactly exactly that is what your mom said that’s why he could be even bestest more if he actually did the MCC uh thing yeah it’s not just going and doing that that day it’s editing the Freaking video thing for I am too you let the dog out did I ask said did I ask are you out of M shaft right now yeah oh yeah that is you right there I’m fighting mining away he’s mining away Turtle Bob mining away don’t care what to Mine I’ll mind It anyway your mom’s a chick I dislike you D you’re adopted for a reason I’m trying to get up to the surface stupid stupid team Griefer team Griefer plus ratio plus no parents no you long ago on the road your mother is a right um what were we saying about your mother Sorry I was I was distracted I was talking to your mom yeah that’s not true talking about your mother you want um only if you have spare I told you I do have I still have a lot of cactus enough just one I don’t they chose the exact same Rock he’s hiding behind crazy crazy crazy ones I wear a mask with for crazy crazy ones room mattress by ourselves EA Sports wait hold on bord on our team let’s go what what border is on our team dang let’s freaking go we finally have four competent teammates I told you Y the boys are back what is this for take this you Penny pinch here you seem PO on copper here have some copper I already have copper boso guys he’s swearing on his life I’m going to go see if there’s any never swear because I’m a PG Creator unlike You you dirty little turtle Bob yeah use a shovel here shov I don’t need the shovel I’m go stop it guys no one touched the villagers no way that’s crazy it’s almost as if I planned it crazy I was crazy once no one said crazy mom’s in a room a room need one Piece neon I need one well two pieces of Flint I’m gonna go chop down big trees and tell Turtle Bob that he’s adopted that’s why I need here follow me don’t lead me to Your guys what if the friends uh what if the friends we made along the way you’re a potato what if the one piece was the friends we made along the way what if your mom was the friend I made along the way you did my mom um big tree big tree big tree What yo the biggest tree I can mine up hey keep away from it it’s my where are you and I’m so sorry where are you I finally got a villager guys ow what is the problem man I’m sorry but never do a hyp pitch voice intentionally just don’t just don’t all Right I have I have like you have your dignity about you keep it wait are we doing the Villager Strat NE We I think we are I hope we are I’m getting resources for It all right I have a lot of wood now I think we okay so we just need Fletchers and then if there is a uh Clara here then yay there’s a lot of people there’s not people yes they are you weren’t people people I was people once you weren’t people once you’re lying I sporer can verify because the insanity SMP is Hardcore Minecraft yeah it’s Hardcore Minecraft and everyone gets their own unique superpowers I don’t have lapis border I only have I don’t have I don’t have that much dude I only have on the your mom SMP on the turtle Bob is a turtle Bob Smpp Turtle Bob is a turtle Bob and that is not okay it’s not no what if it was it’s not okay neon I’m here with Somey I need some there’s a guy coming oh yeah I need my team is coming over it’s it’s it’s border boo I can’t see I’m yeah we get that you’re a miner B so I’m mining look at this Miner kid stupid that’s what she said uh break it wait break it break it break it break it break it why we need a we need a different one okay another one another One another one another one B to d n did you guys watch the Super Bowl another one another one another one did you guys did you guys watch the Super Bowl another one I don’t watch Super Bowl another one BS I love bows I’m going to murder my dog another One another one another one another one oh my gosh yes dude you just instantly just ball the okay I’m just going to take one Fletching table real quick okay I have 11 levels we need to yeah uh we need an anvil does anyone have iron for a light anvil uh I do Have you have what have plenty of iron 29 iron bring it to me bring it to here you go here just have U most of it yummy I don’t have any wood for a crafting table wink here you go I I was I was I was kid my dog just said oh no No no no no oh no hey someone’s gonna kill the V what some dude is going to kill the villagers oh no no their entire team is coming here oh no oh no oh no your mother is a okay I’ll stop yeah they’re killing the villagers dude they’re killing the Villagers I have one saved not all of them I have one saved as well okay okay then we can breathe I’m killing that Camel I’m killing that Camel good idiot put on the C but on the camel smpp I want to drop kick Turtle Bob in The face dang there you go guys we have no armor that’s just you pal dude I need carrots I want to also get the emerald sword too while do any of us have Carrs there’s a guy does anyone have a he’s killing the cat this guy’s just you to This guy’s just a n because I how much carrots do I need for it again recipe stupid okay I just need like one carrot that’s all and then I need to find like two diamonds what team is this uh that’s greenish is is is is is that’s the PLS team that’s just a Theory a game theory thanks for watching no hey this is just knit W so I’m just going to murder this there this guy doesn’t have a job this guy doesn’t have a job hold up hold up hold up don’t make sure you don’t let them Know hey no they’re trying to do a trap thing ah they’re actually throwing don’t they’re going to trap you they’re trying to trap you dude uh what does deal damage still we can kill them yeah we can 100% drop these kids but you need like lava they’re Trying to this dude this dude does not know that we have what’s his name Mr okay so I’ve managed to stash two of them away and then Turtle says he has one so yeah uh we need iron and coal I have two stacks of coal Turtle Bob you don’t pay Attention you just don’t no I don’t we told you multiple times we’re not doing armor NE honestly how much iron and coal do you have uh I have 22 iron and a stack and 52 coal yeah that’s not that oh my gosh can I press vote bro Jee holy uh Bor if you’re able to uh can you give me like one carrot and then and then two diamonds because I would like to get the emerald sword honestly I do have the Bild for it is there a lava pool somewhere uh I don’t know that way that Way where do any of us have one piece of gold I don’t I don’t have any gold do you have like one piece oh thank you yeah the real one piece was the friend we made along the way dang he has sniper ammo oh wait there’s another Village over here no way bro There’s another one no way yeah there’s a second village that’s why no one’s oh Hil the king maybe should we go they went to the king minor all H King minor minor bro someone already got eliminated wait guys guys guys guys guys guys guys if we’re going to do it yeah We’re going to need some ammo oh I don’t have where’s a villager because where’s a villager a villager yeah the I have one over here I have one over here there’s a actually good one over here there’s a vill right there all right I got a short Bow oh this one does not have the job yet where is borders borders what uh he’s not here ERS hold up I need this real quick don’t worry U keep it like that I’m able to it isn’t border uh let’s go gun him down let’s go gun them Down where are they where’s the village uh they’re to The Village on the left here left is not a direction that I can left go come over here here is also not a direction you can see me I was heading this way and you said Left you hush okay oh wait I need food okay guys let’s go hit the tower wait what what what what it’s it’s it’s a tower okay come on guys to that’s just a Tower exact a twin tower what what that’s a little weird bro not going to lie it’s kind of out of Pocket what where are these kids I want to stab them I want to stab them for the panre it’s just a child a a child uh a special child anyway we should kill the villag I’m kidding they’re probably over at the Pharaoh not going to cap bro Food oh I got food yeah I got but that’s just a food a food food thank you yes let’s find these nerd emojis come on sparker you do have your food in your uh your gaples in your guns blazing boys for now I don’t see anyone this is Lame uh is this towards 0000 maybe we should head towards 00 if we want to kill people oh back the way we came stupid yeah I want to go back to the Village that’s just a village a game Village wait hold up I want to put blocks in my I don’t have Blocks uh does anyone have blocks a lot that’s just a quill night quill tur Bob take some anyway uh it’s border ber give me bow okay Bower he is now Wings we have 32 arrows each let’s go get Them we’re not even behind you right now onward two Victory I saw that movie okay on word I do too what’s your thoughts it’s a movie one 10 oh are we are we raiding your mom or something like I don’t no we’re raiding onward onward to your mom’s house hot got them got These got these nuts in show face got themama hold up this is my boy my boy that’s what she said no you’re not the father Turtle Bob you never will be you are not I just need a and a diamond sword no this is my one get away there’s other villager they’re in The houses I blocked them off with Cobble just open the door and look if it’s blocked off with Cobble it’s that simpel that’s just a theory a theory on why you’re adopted okay um an adoption Theory I don’t I think that’s how it works tur B I’m using wood how much wood Could none not gonna make that joke cuz I’m too good of a person that’s what your mom said on the your mom theories on the your mom smpp your dad be in trouble uh is anyone loing food um Source uh villager over here by the way put a cobblestone outside I need Someone to put a Fletching table to him I’m top 2.8 bro is top 2.8 bro I don’t think you understand like I don’t think you understand you have the sword yeah do you have an enchanting table anyone here have an enchanting table yes yes or yes no I don’t we need an enchant sorry you can’t is private oh no there’s a Fletcher over here oh no let me no good luck no from Adventure Time just Cartoon Network Adventure Time I’m just going to Y this fling table real quick you imagine don’t y it put it back put it back put it back put it back it back another one make another One you have FL you have Flint No I gave you all my Flint like half an hour ago stop being a leech go M some gravel there’s some gravel literally right here you’re bad you’re actually bad you’re actually bad you’re actually bad you’re actually bad you’re a water dog you’re Water Dog you’re Water Dog you’re water dog oh you got styled on oh yeah I’m better I’m better I’m better I’m better I’m better butter finger I’m better butter finger I’m better butter finger I’m better butter finger but that’s just a theory your mom Theory I read you like a book people oh No my last teamate sorry I’m sorry you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re you’re there was a teammate that just came into render and it scared me your mother is how did oh my gosh there’s another villagers somewhere look for it look for it look for the r there’s a Random villager on the loose we need to find him we need to find them Turtle Bob we need to find him we need to find him he’s far from home oh my God what type of Viller is he oh my gosh Turtle Bob you are a little turtle Bob and that is Certain SP there’s a village by sporer that’s just a turtle Bob a turtle Bob Turtle Bob you want want my one villager oh it’s work I found him I found two you silly little Goose 31 emeralds all right sharpness to let’s go borders has a rip eyed Trident Neato spago nice Burritos oh my gosh I’m almost just got finessed by villagers that would have been unfortunate oh my neon gets finessed by villagers CAU in 4k your mom gets finessed by me what are we trying to do right now let’s go get kills yeah that’s what I’m saying enchant here Oh there’s an enchant table bro I’ve been looking for one for hours like I told you from the beginning does any one have an enchanting table actually I don’t need one Min actually I don’t need one my name’s Turtle B and I’m a little turtle B my Armor All has this I Just you must die so that I may survive crazy had to die so that I may live oh wait Cactus armor adds one extra HP point or armor Point why I say HP uh cus armor one more armor Point than normal armor oh wait idiot in it no wait I’m an Idiot yeah we we have a diamond helmet I forgot it was Diamond just G what what’s our plan uh shank Turtle just upgrading my emerald sword oh that too oh right we need to upgrade uh what level is this still level one uh it’s like level three in Rise of Kingdoms well it’s sharpness three oh nice yeah how of a sharpness can I get but that’s just a tub a burle tub we going to lose no where’s the enchant table PK we’re not getting on oh kills don’t matter the only the way we win is by surviving I need the enchant Table where is the enchant table Adventure Time he picked it up and he’s and he’s leaving border I need the enchant table to survive what level are you I’m level 10 border border border border border where running away from me oh there he is I need the enchant table to all our Teammates are leaving Reon I’m level 52 what are you oh you mean in this oh I’m level 11 I thought you meant September on September are you level nine sporer what I’m level 69 say something in chat oh you’re a squ he has nine in it I Have 11 on and he’s and neon’s is September exactly on I’m doing a thing I’m doing a thing he’s literally doing a thing I am it’s true you caught me that’s just a thing a thing thing all right I have sharpness four sword I have a power three bow I have a Power one bow where is the villagers I have nothing who moved the villagers Hey how youle I have 13 no can you pass me like uh six yeah there thank you neon where are you right now I’m Bing chilling Bing Chingling bing bing bing Chingling the Fountain of Fate the Fountain of your mom the Fountain of Asar person person I see him I see him by jungle okay oh all right coming coming I I’m going make sure I only have my axe let’s see uh 47 HP just so you know dude this dude is just riing guys does Anyone here have eight levels does anyone here have eight levels eight levels I have 10 okay turbob uh after we’re fighting this guy I have 15 you have 15 okay you guys focus on him I’mma go with neon so quick quick quick back okay I have 15 levels what do you Need um I’m going to toss you my two bows I need you to combine them it’ll make a really powerful weapon sure nice ber take him take him take him combine them make sure you put the Unbreaking first put the Unbreaking first he doesn’t even have a sword he’s Bad oh I’ve got a power four Unbreaking three bow nice nice we got him nice okay oh he was King oh wait we might want to go people might uh no no let him come let him I’m talking about me and um border I’m coming give me head what oh uh If why should I give you the head where are you I’m heading over to the spruce Forest where you guys went you have the head I have the head yeah I think he has gold give it to him he could be able to make it Into don’t be ay littley boy we need a golden head more better dude come on you got to you got to remember border is better than us at Minecraft uhuh yeahuh who joined in mini Wheat hey hey spor her spor her yeah thank you do you need more do you guys need more anyone crossb I have a I’m good be able to give me like one more because I do want crossb I’m better with the bow no it’s just the Run shots they’re run shots you Can go bop bop bop bop triple pop them if we all triple pop them they’re basically dead not to mention my power do you have extra emeralds I have 20 million power uh yeah oh we should also take this thank you I’m probably not going to be able to use the Six SC now but I’ll wait you had an impaling book a border has a trident it was impaling one yeah it’s not worth it’s just not worth bro it’s not worth bro it’s not worth bro you need to chill your pickle Turtle Bob dang this isn’t Over there what the heck this is toward z0 boo yeah but if we want to oh wait it’s it’s it’s directly towards z00 Turtle bom no it’s 100 this way are going that way n don’t lie to me okay I’m going go kill any I see if you Guys want to kill them for food toook just tell me before I murder it I still have my I still have my light Gap recipes by the way I I do as well I haven’t even seen an apple or gold there’s no no one at spawn what the heck Bro what there’s no one here there’s no one here what the freak man okay I’m go murder D oh there’s a guy there’s a guy up here up here okay right where we’re is he naked no he’s not oh wait he’s got the aculus he’s got the aculus fight Him I bopped him nice he’s got oh he has two he has two yeah he’s got puffer fish oh he’s focusing me on yep I hit him with a triple do you have the crown on I triple crossbed him uh let’s see uh 30 40 HP he he had To go Gap Gap Gap he’s 44 he’s Max he’s Max he’s Max there push push push I can’t if you’re low if you’re low run if you’re low run yeah I’m dead no spoker I got someone pick up my Emerald someone pick up my emerald sword I didn’t pick it up Crap I have slowness or something what the heck oh crap oh crap okay book it we should run we should run yeah we should I’m leaving I’m leaving I am too oh gosh everyone’s uh running in different directions I’m I’m being chased I need help it’s one guy a diamond half Diamond um Turtle Bob make your way to your left make your way to your left yeah it’s just one guy yeah um I’m half HP though I lost all my extra I’m gunning him oh God I’m going to die I have to run up gapping High Health yeah uh book it just book it him I him yeah just book it just to the tree up to the tree wait he’s 55 what 55 what does he have the warrior class and it’s killed a lot of people because he get he just ate a Golden head I know that much get up the get up the get up the area get up the area turbob get up get up quick get up quick get up quick get up quick get up quick yes no I’m booking it you good are you good I’m booking it I’m booking it Oh one of them has a netherite sword oh no oh the oh my gosh oh my gosh oh God two oh I just failed that block I got to leave I got to leave I’m booking it I’m booking yeah that was not a good yeah that Was you were the one saying he’s one guy one guy I mean it was one guy at first for like half the fight it was one guy yeah and he had 55 HP and he had full diamond yeah would have been useful information Turtle Bob No wait not that guy the other guy we the guy that we were no yeah the first guy that you were saying oh it’s just one guy guys it’s just one guy uh you have like oh yeah he does have netherite sword W how what a sweat who grabs it Who gets neite sword you could have gotten a like a me he had three mythics what do you mean there’s like a light this guy this is a different guy here there’s a recipe for a light netherite sword which is just a nether sword but cheaper recipe a netherite Sword can also do a bit more damage than like one more point of damage that’s how you craft yes yes yes I’m alive I’m alive and chilling I’m alive and big chilling need diamond sword and firear I’m alive but chilling I’m alive and chilling I’m slightly less chilling slightly less Chilling slightly less chilling you have like a a oh like a 10 to like 20 block oh my gosh that’s not enough that’s not enough how does he have just speed constantly how does he just const he’s just what is he speed hacking do he is he speed hacking is he actually Speed hacking no no no no no no there’s no has armor oh wait never mind that’s put all your stuff in a board just go to the border and then let your stuff yes yes I’ll go no I will go in the Border because then he can’t come After me unless he wants to die he wants to die he doesn’t want to die he doesn’t want to die see yeah just let all your stuff die there no that was bro what was that sound effect I just heard I don’t know why it does That bro that was just a weird trying to join our team like randomly I I’m trying to edit yeah oh you’re trying to Ed trying to toggle skill issue Turtle Bob unlik some people you see the last the last one will be at two Or 750 members so I have to make it fast yeah Turtle Bob respect the drip Karen I can res bet what what is it neon neon cones back alive I’m probably in a bit I’m literally critting you he’s getting under attack GG’s or I got a Triton Nice yeah this might just be GG’s honestly I forgot he has rip tight try it be honest the party’s still full yeah uh that dude’s just zooming out of there yeah hop light’s getting a little boring for me I’m GNA be real with you I think this might be my final Game it’s going to be a Hypixel stream for real probably not I know probably final stream until I force him to play next season let’s be honest let’s be honest Minecraft’s getting a little boring that’s why we made this SMP let’s face it SMP content is getting Boring but we have the solution for you introducing the original smpp it’s just a copy of bliss SMP the Divine SMP neon something about thing wait Neon it is neon hunter die from fortnite watch out from the sniper tur Bob just called me the guy from fortnite I’m going to the void I’m I’m I’m gliding just’s dying the guy who is sweating on you ju is about to die yo o arrows okay I’ll take it Arrow Oh he just healed oh okay he’s definitely in a fight and Los I’m ready by that I mean I’m severely likely to die sh yep I know save your health save your health for death nice not a single hit not oh my gosh go that was amazing I’m Bum rushing I’m bum rushing mid or not mid but like one of the mid rooms grabbing a chest and then going on the Roof oh you’re basically alone yeah you got that for free okay I’m going to just go up here then mid is free right now Border oh border is already at middle he re tied it over there he’s just Ying everything watch out watch out watch out is there anything down here still yeah there is oh freck I can’t grab it you just going to stay up there maybe down they don’t suspect a thing I’m going to just loot corpses when people start dying uh remember border if you um are about to get die just try to rip tied onto a building or a tree just rip Tiding away the person that was just chasing him just kind of quitted never mind they’re still chasing him we should Try to go to the end someone tell me if there’s an elytra guy I don’t think there is yeah I’ll check we didn’t even hear end portal openap yeah order is good for now middle click is still alive Oh he escaped with his life snipe that dude I’m just I’m just the silly little sniper man dang spider he’s the only person in his team by the way oh wait Mr Zippy was one of those guys who was like poor early and like was killing our Villagers yes I hit him nice I love this what the freak what the freak I’m confused now what what what the forever shooting arrow just chilling where is it it’s not in the other building it’s just forever shooting a flaming arrow into the sky I don’t see it look at my Streamy boingy oh wait what it’s just living its best life tur let it cook let it cook oh if I had hit that that would been yeah there’s people in the other building too I know I personally don’t like this order is looting bodies W how is Wait there’s bodies I need bodies wait what what what did he say I’m gonna look for some body loot neon uh like some good on say I hit someone say I hit someone here uh Diamond chest plate um right uh behind your building at negative 56 32 left 56 little Left uh oh yeah I see it right there right there and then go back up go back up don’t worry they did not see you at all Border’s heading toward W you by the way he’s probably heading you’re at mind projectile protection one are you kidding me guy below you but he left He’s goinging towards border oh border yeah border is getting under attack by that dude is he coming oh no okay I thought that person on building on your building I’m lagging I’m lagging behind you behind you behind you oh no there’s someone else right you he’s ignoring you some Else someone else is behind you I lagged out I lagged out I lagged out wait did he not notice you I lagged out wait he’s not killing you he’s actually leaving you am I like not here oh no no he’s killing you he’s killing you now I can’t get In worst possible time oh my gosh I hate this this is why I just like hoplight bro buggiest server buggier than Hypixel on a Saturday and now it’s up to border alone I wouldn’t say it’s buggier yeah nothing’s buggier than Hypixel it’s buggier than Hypixel on a Saturday how play on a Minecraft server with zero rules okay yeah time to pull your IP on this Minecraft SMP let’s go play 2 b2t kidding well how about I pull out my hot client and we go on to b2t no why because you’re mom that’s which but the fact is your Mom’s bigger mattr my emerald sword no but the fact is your mom’s bigger than her mattress order best is uh going after you in a way kind of yeah I strong strongly dislike how broken all the custom weapons are what people uh see okay all right PE Border all right but I feel like we should for the 80th time I feel like we should do it neon we should do MCC Rising yeah Neon we should do it yeah we should do it I feel like I’d be good at stream bye chat Video Information
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