EPIC Nether Fortress Raid! Couch Plays Minecraft Dungeons MULTIPLAYER

and welcome back to another episode of the Minecraft dungeon series W we’re doing the DLC portions and we’re in the nether right now so we’re going to be heading into The Nether Fortress and of course it’s the dynamic duo of Justin and th hello everyone so let’s head into the nether let’s do it so we’re going into The Nether Fortress someone tells me we should Crank It Down by one NOP nope we always do this and then we can never beat it no I don’t I I like to go head on into danger all right well just prepare for us needing to restart but by an endless supply of deadly lava oh my goodness only hope is to find a safe path that leaves you unscorched and ready to face the challenges within I guess we’ll say no oh I hear pigs I think I hear piglins find the diamond key oh oh oh oh we’re already starting off straw oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God don’t wither away Justin don’t wither you have so much life left to give yeah something tells me we’re going to have to crank it down a little your can crank it down stop Justin is just a wimp guys I kind of am but you know just judging from the patterns that we’ve had we’ve needed to crank it down every time o gas just saying well your mom I’m just kidding oh how did that happen man there’s a pig there’s a pig there’s a pig there’s a pig there’s a pig I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I want it I got it nice oh good I’m dead yeah this is not happening guys F fine Justin such a wimp whatever we’ll be right back guys all right guys we’re back we brought it down cuz Justin again doesn’t like to take chances and like there’s no way we were going to do it oh [ __ ] I got withered I got withered how do you know we never even we never we just died once come on because we weren’t even close to beating that gas like it was a oneit kill there’s no way that was a one hit kill and that was really funny how that happened I was I was surprised okay I’m going to bring out the Llama oh I need to bring out my iron golem I thought that was your iron golem it is yeah it just I just put him out I just took him out all right are we no gas Wildfire yeah that makes sense wildfires are not as hard so no so no head okay why am I dying can someone explain that to oh I don’t have any uh regeneration things uh do you want Oh do no you have snack snack yeah snacks works thank you I was like we have no regeneration anything oh there’s a pig I want the Pig I want the Pig I want the Pig I want the pig I want the pig I got the pig I got the pig i i i i i i nice my llama is getting like decimated where’s the Wildfire thing oh it’s that there’s a mob spawner though oh that probably is something we should get rid of yeah I think that’s what’s also causing the issues here is the fact that there is a mob spawner I got it I got it it’s gone ooh a treasure chest although I kind of can’t see myself I don’t know where you’re going sorry I I’m just trying to get away from the fire is this the Wildfire thing that’s right here yeah that thing in the middle okay cuz I was kind of confused Shields are down got it dead did you get the mob spawner I did yeah something for me reinforced male reinforced males what does that even mean reinforced males reinforced M like men like um like chain mail no I know that I was making a joke man you got to like really like harsh my mellow here sorry guys I’m just bad at telling what jokes are sometimes oh [ __ ] you know I didn’t I didn’t expect there to be mob spawners but I guess here we are to be fair in the nether like in the main game there’s lots of uh oh piss there’s a lot there’s a lot of piss there’s a lot of piss oh man there’s a lot of Blaze Spawners yeah Blaze Spawners Blaze well there’s blazes blazes are the guys that shoot fire oh so that’s what those are yeah oh I got withered you stupid [ __ ] get out of your Wither Skeleton can I can I take the TNT I I feel like we’re we’re going to need this TNT yeah oh [ __ ] you can I can I stop getting shot at that’ be really nice I would appreciate that get him llama get him get him get him go get him Iron Golem why why am I dying I I just put a piece of pork there thank you I just saw that there’s lots of pork right there actually oh yeah I’m just I’m going to grab myself some and uh lots of bacon baconators baconators why are there a lot of doors is this a maze are we what which door should oh wait wait I guess we’re let’s just go the way we’re supposed to go I think that’s a good idea yeah oh [ __ ] all right let’s freaking do this people let’s do this yes all right let’s do this let’s do this let’s do this all right oh there’s a chest up there ooh lots of stuff ooh delicious thank you I need a we need I need a gem specifically oh I need gems too you do too we’re kind of low on gems we’ve been doing a lot of upgrades behind the scenes people yeah I’m just going to take all of the arrows all of the arrows are going to be mine I’m going to have so many arrows they’re going to call me arrowman or woman I guess or whatever there’s something with deflect uh that would be the enchanted wither skeletons good oh good hello wither skeletons oh and my llama’s dead so that doesn’t really help matters much does it there we go oh Thorns Thorns Thorns they have thorns they have thorns they have thorns they have thorns they have thorns they have thorns and artifacts oh did they die except for this one okay ah Jesus ah ah I got withered sorry it’s okay um I need some HP there’s more what are you doing get away there’s more Jesus [ __ ] Christ take this take this go oh my goodness that that was scary that was really scary I did not like that scary there we go I think my version’s better yeah I should put that in the soundboard too all right where where are we going find the diamond key oh [ __ ] um we oh there they are there they are they’re spawning up there they’re spawning oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I have been withered I have been withered I have been withered get him llama get him get him get him get him get him get him get him nice job guys I think the door opened ooh well I like me some fun stuff like that crossbow ew ew ew e e e e e ew ew don’t shoot me you don’t get to shoot me who do you think you are shooting girls that’s not okay we don’t shoot girls here I’m going to die we don’t do that here o money well I’ll take all the money um here what something has gravity pulse oh double damage double damage this is why things are happening uh work work work work work work work come back come back come back come back work work work work Jesus oh my God damn this is stressful also my llama died I love when that happens when my llama decides to decides expire what’s with all the explosions reached your expiration date I don’t know but there’s some bad stuff over here what the Jesus [ __ ] it says Fire trail and electrified Fire trail electrified okay that’s not too bad I hope actually shoot shoot shoot shoot Sho I don’t even remember what electri is uh ah ah ah ah oh my God something has something clearly I’m scared Mom can you come pick me up I’m scared Mom this is not uh this is not the playground momby I’m scared this is with the big kids this is really he dropped me off with the high schoolers the high schoolers boy I’ve already been to high school which was ass that’s true question of the day what was um your least favorite school year I’m going to say Middle School was worse than high school because I definitely experienced more issues what like specific year of middle school though I’m going to say uh sixth grade and eighth grade those were really shitty for me what’ I say I feel like what was worse for me like I mean obviously I yeah I would say Middle School was the worst but probably specifically seventh grade why seventh grade though like what happened if you want to get personal on uh yeah seventh grade was like I thought I already activated these guys they just I don’t know whatever it’s fine um yeah oh my llama’s back can we not oh we have to kill that one more I think there’s one more like enemy or something oh okay open the gates oh [ __ ] oh oh oh oh no how about no how about how about we don’t that I would say that’s because that was like the first year of like going to a new school cuz for me it was oh was K through six K through six is elementary and then seven so I went through I went to k through eight schools but as you know from my background I’ve moved a lot of schools so I would go to different schools so I started seventh grade at a new school yeah um and it actually wasn’t that bad surprisingly like I I again like did not expect myself to not have a horrible seventh grade year it was all right but it was eighth grade that was actually really bad for me um I had like no friends people were really mean to me um yeah a lot of stupid Drama Oh there’s a chest back here yeah I saw it I really want to want to get it it’s it’s down there like with the fire I don’t know how do you even get to that not how I did that um how am I supposed to save you move up move up it’ll I’ll it’ll probably spawn like it’ll do the thing hopefully yeah thank you I was like I can’t go to the fire to save you I’m sorry all right let’s just I guess for I really want it how do you what if I just do this you can still pick it up even though it’s down there oh that was nice a little little buggy but sure I guess okay and yeah so that’s what that’s why I would say that eighth grade and sixth grade sixth grade I was at a different school and um I was there from fourth to sixth grade and um yeah I just again bowling and drama and [ __ ] you know how like kids can be like [ __ ] that’s basically how it was for me so high school was different I feel like high school like I wasn’t like as picked on I don’t think I was ever really like bullied in high school yeah I wasn’t yeah I feel like high school bullying kind of kind of stops and everyone it it becomes not really see see no it it becomes more like spreading rumors and [ __ ] that yeah see the bully it’s yeah I guess you’re right the bull it’s just different types of bullying like and you know in in middle school and Elementary School it’s like the you know verbally getting picked on and called names and stuff like that and then in high school it’s yeah like spreading rumors and talking [ __ ] about other people and stuff like yeah but behind the backs you know it’s like subtle you know what I mean oh there’s the key hi buddy um I say like for me like the I a specific like the specific like worst years of my life would probably be like sixth grade to like sophomore in high school okay well that’s a lot of time so that’s kind of shitty um I had horrible Elementary School years too like fourth grade was really awful for me that’s why I move schools fun fact um yeah so yeah if you guys are watching this uh [ __ ] you but also um thanks I guess I don’t know okay defeat tough mobs in a single blow interesting oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I didn’t expect myself to get withered but here we are I guess um here we are it’s still going I guess we have to go into this place so let’s do that but anyway yeah guys let us know if you ever had any hard times in school or whatever yeah let us know what the worst year of your life was okay no if we’re going to do the worst year of my life the worst year of my life was 2020 it was the literal worst year and I know a lot of people probably say worst year like School related yeah worst year of your life School related how about that yeah cuz the other stuff isn’t School related it’s just it’s just life related would I say 2020 is the worst year of my life probably it’s hard to say did we all have really like shitty times in 2020 I feel like 2020 was just a [ __ ] time for everybody yeah I don’t know just for different reasons I don’t know anybody who thinks that that was like an amazing year of like a good year yeah life discoveries and all this [ __ ] like no no it was just a [ __ ] year yeah lots of things happened whoa what in the [ __ ] we’re not supposed to be here lots of things happened people died not a fun time yeah ni that was not a fun time oh I see why traveled cuz you can still travel when you’re up here there’s some weird bug happening where like you can still access stuff when you’re above something in this game it’s kind of weird not like they’re going to fix it cuz this game’s like four years old at this point but this game came out in 2020 actually oh wow well I didn’t even play this game until this year actually which is crazy oh oh my God oh my God okay yo chilling yeah a little bit of Juke dama lore for you guys I’m I’m specific speically saying Juke dama cuz it was Juke D at the time before couches and cables yeah I wasn’t here during the Juke dama era guys so I know as much as anybody who’s just here from couches and cables uh yeah so we originally played this game when it first came out and how’d it go uh it was okay but we had to do it online obviously because of and everything so so it was you know not too fun but that’s okay there’s a lot of gems in this place it’s fun I definitely prefer playing games in person like for the Channel versus online uhoh I think I did something oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh monies money oh wao the son’s Grace I think I have one of those I love how it did yeah whatever that was was It was kind of cool it made a cool sound I like when that happens okay there’s a lot of [ __ ] over there and I’m not really interested in getting murdered but I mean like I guess like you kind to you got to kind of have to go through the fire sometimes in order to get to some uh air oh Jesus that’s a really weird expression yeah I don’t know what I I just came up with that fun fact you have to go through the fire to get to the air I mean sometimes you have to go sometimes you have to go into the fire to get some air it’s just it’s just how it be yeah there’s some [ __ ] down here there’s something for you ooh I’m getting a lot of stuff right now it’s really fun nice I like I like the goods I like I like getting some Goods sometimes it’s just it’s really nice yeah I fig even if like you already have something and it’s probably worse like still pick it up cuz you can salvage it exactly and I I really do need some jumps right now I’m kind of low oh [ __ ] H this is gross this is disgusting how dare you I don’t like this everybody get out of my face you stupid shits I hate these freaking potion throwing guys why do these need to exist ooh nice oh okay money money hey that’s not really cash money for all this [ __ ] to be here while I’m trying to get money that’s not really cash money is it burning we don’t burn here buddy a lot of these guys oh Jesus [ __ ] no why did you die why did you die no no no no I was at full health so that’s yeah look at how much damage these guys are doing it’s cuz they have gravity pulse Jesus they’re like pulling me in I don’t have a chance to like run away I don’t get to be a coward guys I had to go straight into the action yeah it’s it’s is kind of not nice I don’t like that at all are these guys like double damage what is going on I don’t know no it just says heals allies that’s he allies oh yeah so they’re really [ __ ] hard to kill okay you got something over here oh cool it’s for you reinforced mail oh I accident okay you know what if you were low on health that that helps uh Electrify why is there so much [ __ ] burning and deflect so no arrows do not shoot arrows do not shoot arrows it’s deflect it’s deflect don’t shoot arrows all right well none my anything really works against oh oh my God oh my God oh I think I’m about to die this is not good all right let’s llama do your thing yeah my iron golem is good the Llama doesn’t work cuz they’re deflecting it oh no by Buddy okay Iron Golem go for it myk goodness okay I oh are they are they gone no almost Jesus that was ass go away go away go away wow well well that wasn’t very Cash Money of you nether what the heck okay so there’s a mob spawning there I see it ick e that’s icky it’s icky what what the hell nice lots of loots getting a lot of gems from this area that’s good and and food yeah I like me a nice slab of raw pork oh yes oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they can go through the fire what or is that like a bug cuz I just saw I just saw I just saw one go straight they are these guys fire resistant I just saw one go straight into the fire and it just like never came out so may guys secondary questions of the day for anyone that knows Minecraft are Wither Skeleton fire resistant in the main game cuz I virtually cannot remember ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Jesus I really could use some more Health ooh [ __ ] yeah raw pork that’s my favorite snack yeah what is my favorite Minecraft snack I I would probably oh [ __ ] oh okay why is my controller like vibrating like super mega hard oh that’s that’s Pleasant I don’t really like how that feels on my hands to be honest oh you have been withered here’s a piece of raw pork for you oh yes oh yum I’d probably say my favorite thing is probably the uh I like the sweet berries and I really like the salmon I like the the underwater breathing stuff yeah I like that stuff it’s fun Whenever there was that yeah forg what it was called oh it’s like an army of these guys holy [ __ ] it’s like ah ah no no no no no no no no no no no no I don’t like the Wither it’s not fun O Come on llama let’s go um hello I think we’re I don’t think we’re doing this right oh yeah we got to hit that button over there button over here we got so who’s excited for the Jack Black Minecraft movie guys oh yeah wait who’s Jack Black playing into mcraft Steve oh he’s he’s playing Steve yeah what he’s going to be Steve oh my gosh that can I go up there no I can’t okay that’s not how that works I have to literally go through that Madness to do that okay why don’t I don’t imagine Steve as as Jack Black well it is going to be Jack Black I mean he’s he’s a pretty good actor so he’ll probably be able to pull it off but I think he’s a good voice actor at least it’s not [ __ ] Chris Pratt well who’s ready for the Garfield movie next month where which does feature Chris Pratt are yall looking forward to that oh that that’ll be something for sure I mean if you guys liked him in the Super Mario Bros movie I’m sure you’ll like him in Garfield that’s fair enough but that’s not the really what’s going on for Justin and uh me so uh no he was an okay Mario he was fine he better than I thought he was going to be I guess which isn’t saying much he was all right but uh I guess we have to find the gold key I heard it I think over here right or am I like hearing [ __ ] uh the gold maybe it’s in here no no no no wait a minute we’re just circled back to where we were didn’t we yeah so are there any rooms that we haven’t gone in yet uh okay that was SM that yeah I know I kind of realized that let’s try here weren’t we just here or does everything just look the [ __ ] same to me and I’m just really lost uh well looks like we’re in the right to be fair yeah it’s telling us to go this way so okay hopefully this is actually where we’re supposed to goz O money money money money money Mone money money so I got the last key this time so you’re going to have to get this bad boy okay and then I have to cover for you to make sure you don’t get like beat up you know oh yeah that that would be bad all right we’re just doing a lot of backtracking so I think we’ll be right back when we find the the key guys guess what it was in front of us the whole time and I was right when I said I heard something guys YouTuber blindness is a thing I’m just saying it’s a thing oh wait no Justin get your child uh it looks like it’s kind of attached to you right now so oh God damn it I never wanted a kid oh well now he ran away now I got him the bullies are coming you got to protect me while I’m holding our child yes he’s kind of crying out for his daddy right now daddy what’s going on just some zombies kid just some zombies you’re about to die [ __ ] you’re some ra thank you did yeah all right I’m just going to uh I think I may be engaging in some death at the moment oh no we’re good how about a little bit how about you have some ra work to fix those problems oh yes fix problems pork where is it oh hello no no no no no no no no no no no oh it shot me it shot me and the key running away this is a quite a quite a bit of a lot of stuff at the moment that okay all right nope there’s still that thing right there oh that that’s that’s that’s a blaze you can still kill it can’t you there we go all right so where’s the where’s the gate uh it’s down this middle path I’m pretty oh my God they just constantly you might have to just like no I don’t want to let go of the key I I feel like this might just be indefinite okay all right oh you got our kid yes oh [ __ ] our kids’s running away all right let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go get him Iron Golem get him okay there we go that’s all we needed to do open the gate ooh this is not sussy at all kind of is actually I think there’s another one right I have a feeling nope that’s just survive the fight well I was not expecting that neither was I not to be in a pit of fire or anything but okay it’s just that’s super nice super fun Super Fresh it’s like for real double the fun wao are all these blazes going to have like a bunch of [ __ ] going on with them oh iron go get out of there there’s fire everywhere every single one of these blazes are enchanted I’m noticing uh Chain Reaction levitation shot I don’t uh I’m currently yeah dead where in the middle like right in the middle that’s not really Cash Money Justin how am I supposed to save you I can’t save you when you die in the middle of the [ __ ] fire I literally stay away from the middle please like it’s it’s it’s really not that hard to stay away oh my God wild fire wild fire wild fire just going to throw raw pork in the corner and if you are low on health please take it fair enough where’s the this stupid [ __ ] there it is don’t get your Shield back please just die thank you awesome I really appreciate that okay all right goodbye good times guys we made it Jesus we only had one life left but we made it that was that was something well guess who died every time Justin typical all right all right see what we got something good please ooh flaming quiver power Shaker well all right guys so that was the nether fortress next time we’re going to be going to the Crimson Forest and the Crimson Forest has a secret I’m pretty sure to unlock so guess what that means Justin’s going to look up a guide so we’re not wandering I’m pretty sure that it’s just on the way like the other two have been okay that better be the cas and if it’s not then I’ll do it off camera all right anyway guys foring uh if you did be sure to hit that like 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