EPIC! PewDiePie Saves Villagers in Minecraft!

Good morning gamers god damn it feels good to be back for those who don’t know i’ve been on a little break and i’ve been mainly just playing minecraft on my off time so it feels really good to be back from playing minecraft to play minecraft hey remember oh wait now that i don’t

Have face cam i got to do this hey remember remember when i play minecraft ironically yeah i mean either yeah anyway we’re back yeah so anyway guys sorry this is annoying uh i actually learned a lot playing it on my off time for those who haven’t watched it in live

Streams by the way we did 12 hour live stream trying to build a [ __ ] meatball and i almost died my gear is just it’s just terrible to be playing hardcore on this level with this kind of gear it’s just not okay so i want to i want

To get my frick chamber back in action do you guys remember that I want to get it back into gear and to do so we got to find a village and uh one thing i learned while playing minecraft offline is maps are actually very useful i never really pri i don’t know how i always play without using maps but they’re very helpful

No one told me god damn it so we’re gonna start off today by heading out on a little adventure isn’t that right is he alive he’s alive he’s fine he’s fine guys you’re good i missed you mate i missed you how you been mane i missed you guys too

Are they flaunting their asses to me stop it i’ve been watching b stars on netflix and it’s just changed things in me i apologize so i need to exit this map create a new map and i think there’s a village somewhere this way feels good to be back man god damn it’s

Time to go to sleep all right can i sleep yeah again my god why can’t i sleep with my horse jurgen go to bed you’re gonna go to bed now there you go good boy that’s a good is my armor not enchanted like what am i doing

Why is no one telling me off for this i can’t believe just how much i’ve been playing everything wrong is the map glitched what is this shouldn’t it point where i’m supposed to go i’m already out of the map that’s what’s happened okay cool now we can use this map

Boom we got a new map looks sick actually and we’ll upgrade it boom and let’s just try and find a village so then we can bring back people in boats i don’t think that’s too much to ask what is that is that a swamp see i haven’t even explored my area

I’m so scared of everything in this game damn it looks good forgot how good these shaders look like 368 oh [ __ ] god damn it you’re again just go up just go up oh gosh there’s so much water have i been here uh what is that oh a portal

All right stay away jargon you don’t go near portals remember ah jesus oh okay all right i’ll take it gold oh jesus pretty cool area here i’ll remind that what’s the coordinates actually i don’t need to cheat now i have a map all right there’s over here got it we’ll bring you

Back man we’re gonna be friends trust me this is good this is good but i need a village first and foremost what the f why is there just a random cigarette in the sky oh god i hate riding with a horse in these areas parkour here again come on let’s get it

Show those 360s he’s literally stuck isn’t he all right there we go my man ah dude it’s way too dense i forgot how fat this guy is well this is going fantastic by the way so good i can’t even kill a pig dude i’m so weak i swear there was a village

Here somewhere come on i need fricking is that a temple have i explored that one i don’t remember this looks a bit weird but i’m just pushing him get your fat butt over the leg here again get your blocky ass booty over there come on

There it is yes i knew i wasn’t crazy yes you’re again we’re gonna frick tonight not you and me of course [ __ ] yeah oh they already have an enchantment guy nice what do we got fire protect you’re gonna come to me and you’re gonna make a lot of babies

You understand you’re gonna make a lot of babies for me gonna make me very happy a very happy man all right let’s do what our uh forefathers did right let’s get out of this this is mine this is also mine i’ll grab their beds okay we need potatoes please tell me

This is [ __ ] fine oh they got potatoes yes now we can make them frick the gods smile upon us jurgen they will be freaking tonight it’s kind of a small village but we only need to to abduct i mean to kidnap i mean to bring uh involuntarily to our place but they

Will like it it’s not kidnapping if they like it stockholm syndrome remember it’s a swedish thing they like it right you’ll you’ll have a good time trust me you’re going to have a good time oh my god there’s a little baby you’re so ugly you will never win hand

So much face 20 20 [ __ ] sorry too real all right oh my god stop you’re ugly get a hint stop you’re a child respect such a peaceful village it’s a shame if uh someone puts them all in a bow what are the coordinates the whole map thing uh makes no sense because i

That this is not on the map is it no god it’s like just off If this is the ocean maybe i can just put him in a boat he’s fine get over it yeah again yo we got in the desert what i knew i wasn’t crazy all right we’re gonna abduct them like my forefathers did in boats okay i need a brick chamber

It’d be cool if they stayed in here actually maybe i built in the villagers in the pyramid now let’s go abduct so i mean let’s go kitten i mean let’s go let’s go let’s just go i’m super excited for this playthrough there’s so much that i want to do

I hope you guys are ready because it starts with the freaking chamber that’s where every legendary story starts everyone knows this feels like i’m about to lose my virginity or something i’m so excited where are they good good come on come on for good old time come on

I know you want to we’re going to be best friends you’re going to become the mother of many children just get in trust me it’s gonna be epic yeah so can i put a leash on this i thought i could put a leash all right well you’ll ride with me that’s fine

All right there’s another one hold on one second sir i if i can avoid doing this twice then i will avoid doing this twice all right so i can put a leash on a boat right oh my god i thought you could put a leash on a boat

Do not go in the boat i thought you could put can you put a leash on boat minecraft in bedrock all right you stay in the boat you understand me you stay in the boat all right here we go are you serious it doesn’t float up it

Doesn’t float up why does he not float up get in the [ __ ] boat i’ll kill you it doesn’t float up i thought boats float all right fine i’ll abduct you i mean i’ll you’ll go with me first here we go it’s working oh yes we’re gonna become friends trust me

And nothing bad ever happens to my friends that’s the number one rule god why are you so fat explain this don’t worry about your friends you’ll make new friends your own children you can be friends with them how about that trust me you’re gonna be more safe with me

You’re really sick what should i name you chiquita bonita You look that that’s what you look like dude once you see my landscaping you’re gonna want to stay trust me it’s like five star hotel over here uh if i can just find my way there and it’s dark okay i can i can make it back it’s fine

This is kind of romantic shikita bonita ah beautiful should we kiss in front of the meatball shikita bonita i don’t have a minecraft wife you know i’m just saying all right so that’s one nice how do i get him up do i have to use redstone ah did he already pick

Chiquita bonita you can’t just pick a job i decide oh he loves zay look how happy he is okay i don’t think that’s gonna work i cannot be bothered to build redstone i think i’ll build their little house in here if you’re wondering why there’s water

Here uh don’t worry because i have no clue okay this is gonna be their house so i’m gonna place this down and this down in hopes that he will just go there that would be the ultimate please go please go enjoy your new home that’s right he’s going for it

No no no come here no no no wrong way wrong way please please please please please go this way you’re going to like it you’re going to like it you are going on my nerves all right guess i will have to abduct you chiquita bonita make this bigger

Chiquita bonita look at your house dude oh my god you’re gonna live here you see this i put lights i installed lights for you chiquita bonita yeah you’re gonna i think you’re gonna really really like it i’m really excited about our relationship together you and me chiquita bonita

So i’m i know you’re gonna be lonely right and i can’t be with you all the time so i’m gonna bring another one i’ll be right back i’m just gonna close in don’t be i’ll be right back chiquita bonita all right let’s go number two there’s one let’s just sneak

He sees me [ __ ] all right here we go he doesn’t see me he doesn’t see me he’s just farming he’s just farming he doesn’t know he doesn’t know he doesn’t know he missed he’s just farming he doesn’t know he doesn’t know he doesn’t know let’s go be quiet just be quiet just be

Quiet oh there’s potatoes don’t worry i’ll bring your precious potatoes let’s go don’t ask ask questions later your life belongs to me now what’s your name chiquito bonito oh my god is your wife named chiquita bonita oh this is great this is gonna work out great i have a great feeling about this

Chiquita bonito you can forget about your old life you’re all children your own goals i got you now you belong to me welcome to the land of the free i think you’ll like it here i think you’ll find your wife in quite the predicament get in he almost went in on his own

Volition that must mean he wants it guys big surprise in here that’s right that’s right you two knew each other right Oh he did the little head jig that means yeah where’s your face where’s your [ __ ] oh there you go all right let me get you guys some new bed sheets uh anything else i can do you want the door open or door door close okay no problem you guys catch up

Hey we got some new friends all right so we need three beds excellent all right so here’s one bed fresh bed sheets yellow very matching your hat and there we go okay i’m gonna just leave you guys alone for a minute and then i’ll come back with the potatoes

With the potatoes this is gonna go great have they grown we’re gonna have to get some bone meat have i had my frame there the entire time there we go that’s better all right which one is the potatoes there we go all right let’s witness the miracle of life guys oh they’re already

Talking can they see me oh my god this is so great okay so we’re going to throw the potatoes on them while they don’t notice Oh geez what have i done throw potatoes on him yeah yeah yeah you feel that side cute sexy music sexy minecraft music it’s working they must be irish Yes oh my god make the baby make the baby make the baby yes yes yes you two you too don’t look at me don’t look at me look at cindy bonita look at punita look at her look at her look at her she wants you

She wants you she wants you do it i’m not looking just do it just do it All right let’s get one more bed in let’s get one more bedding make another one make another chad guys i’m gonna leave you oh look at that ugly little [ __ ] i’m gonna make you work until you die idiot Sorry all right great this is a great start why is he still a farmer though so i would like to get fortune enchantment or mending on that would just be no just fortune at the moment would be amazing an unbreaking i really need i’m breaking if i can get that then we’re gucci

Oh that’s so [ __ ] all right fine i’m fishing in my own swimming pool at this point does it even work amazing how we doing in here fellas why haven’t you picked a job yet you’re not a farmer pick a new job what’s going on why isn’t he not picking a job

Make another child freak in front of the child for all i care what does he think he’s a farmer all right how are we doing in here should keep that one why is the baby yes you in yes this is good make more babies now okay to make more babies we actually

Need a sheep farm all the stuff i should have done long ago i am now paying the price for someone needs to pay the price there we go now i feel a little better by myself there used to be sheep on my island but i killed them all

Is that a sheep oh perfect guys listen up i got a great place back home you guys i think you guys are really gonna like just follow me back oh my god go back in oh my god i’m building you a house of freedom go back in go back in the house of

Freedom go back in the house of freedom i go back in the [ __ ] house i don’t [ __ ] around all right now you come with me this is freedom god damn it again the god damn boat god damn it all right listen up [ __ ] i will [ __ ] you all right i don’t [ __ ] around

If you don’t do what i say there will be problems you understand me that’s what i thought yeah i think you’ll like it it’s quite contemporary some say what’s that you think it’s modern contemporary it’s not modern you [ __ ] idiot do you know anything about architecture

Don’t piss me off twice now get out of the boat follow me follow me let me do a tour that’s where the humans live and they have freaking this is where the cows live i think you’ll like it what do you think what do you think about the cows

So i was thinking i’ll say i’ll hook you up right here next to the next to the couch cool so i’ll be right back and i’m getting your friend you’re gonna die here do you understand all right i’m back how was your time alone follow me Oh look they’re already making babies that’s excellent well done guys proud of you i only have one wheat so no one gets it because it’s more fair that way all right let’s see if they have grown up the kids i think it’s too early still but

It’s worth a shot yes perfect it worked excellent pick a new job looting two ah i want looting three though i’m just going to keep doing this until that bla that’s pretty good until i get what i want is this cheating this feels like so lame

All right let’s make it a little nicer for the sheep’s really quick i don’t know why i said that unironically i feel disgusting go back in go back in or i’ll kill you all right it’s gonna look nice i think yeah yeah it’s gonna be nice

You guys are gonna love it all right great start fantastic start yes oh oh let me kiss you oh [ __ ] yeah cool let me get my wallet mom get my wallet oh that’s beautiful i’m broke aren’t i [ __ ] all right we’re gonna need to make them

They need to make more babies that’s all right i’ll see you guys in the next episode we’re going to get some more babies we’re going to get some more boo boos subscribe to happen what’s going to happen to chiquita bonita and i’ll see you guys tomorrow bro fist