EPIC PLAY: Aphmau’s Enderman Life

This is a minecraft enderman and you’re invited to watch us live in the blink of an eye watch this adorable little one grow from a curious baby to a beautiful enderman from birth to death she’ll have plenty of adventures with her friends and family facing all the dangers minecraft has

And learning how to be the best enderman ever join her on this amazing journey from the beginning to the end in the birth to death of a minecraft enderman let’s go oh and don’t forget to pick up a minecraft vlog and hit the subscribe button huh no wait i was kidding

Why are you taking me under dragon oh what is that oh i can’t wait for our baby to arrive i know i think i see the eggs falling First but yeah yeah yeah it’s going to be cool what are you shouting about hold on come on out hi gotta meet your baby sister come take a look that’s not a baby sister that’s a that’s a blue it will be a very nice block actually i’m going to take this out yes

What have i told you about playing outside of the house i’m outside of the house Put the baby down wait she’s my baby’s sister yes yes silly but that’s what we were trying to tell you but she’s so scary-looking oh no Oh i was thinking goldeen but you know aphmau’s pretty good that’s a silly name i don’t like it i don’t like her i don’t like any of this you didn’t consult me when you say you’re gonna get a new genuine baby [Applause] this is so annoying why can’t she do that we all learn at different paces and you have to learn how to love your family and you know you can’t throw her in the water but we’re supposed to support each other and love each other maybe you guys can go hunt some human

Players together that’s flint and steel before you know it the two of you together will be like fire ah can i have it can i can i can i can i have to still show how good my sister and i together what do you say honey uh

I suppose oh what can go wrong there we go that’s my boy take this clinton steel and set fire to the world she took the flight steal from me hey oh [Laughter] hey [Applause] i can’t get this block all right baby sis what you up to i see you try to still pick up blocks huh oh you’ll figure it out someday but uh you just can’t depend on your big brother yep there you go [Laughter] how do you do that i can’t have my hand

I can’t yeah you’ll figure it out it’ll only take you a couple of years i can’t believe you’ve done this get over here get get oh you’re just gonna blink away again yeah i don’t even want to talk to you anymore i’m gonna go over this way and i don’t

Want to talk to you okay okay i didn’t we would talk to you anyway i’m gonna talk to you anyway i’m gonna go find out how i pick up blocks and i’m gonna learn Put it down and then up Oh hey what’s your name uh it’s that bout how do you do that i can’t i can’t pick it up oh i’m zane hey it’s not too hard it’s just it’s just here you got your hand and you just gotta focus real hard and

There it is and if you want to set a real height yay come on try it come on come on it’s not working i don’t know what it’s like to be an enderman who can’t lift blocks my brother makes fun of me all the time my parents say it’s gonna happen soon

But i can’t i can’t pick up things more hey what’s all this racket over here are you still not oh oh hey my brother yeah i see you found yeah i found a friend and he’s taught he’s better at twirling blocks than you are yeah well we’ll see about that

You said you couldn’t you cried yeah we’re friends here here’s a gift for you yeah that’s just for you a token of our friendship we’re gonna be friends forever hang on a minute no no no no that is not for you this is such a great walk it’s a shame

If it disappeared somehow oh no would you stop at it oh you want the block get back here you want the block huh okay like he’s going to block all the way down there [Laughter] are you chickens no i’m not chicken are you human no you’re you’re human you’re

Okay i can probably do this give me a second okay here why don’t you go get it so that way she doesn’t get hurt there you go what no it does ah you came down here to save me i did and don’t worry i’m good

Yeah and you’re really good at it i did it i did it oh great what a good lesson so wholesome now get back up here before i get into trouble thank you so much ab i’m calling he appears to ha i don’t know okay it was kind of

Impressive but i mean it wasn’t it wasn’t that impressive i feel it i’m getting taller ah well we’ll see about that i don’t know if you’re ever going to be taller than me for example wait think you took my pig yeah just holding oh fake tears so great i love it so

Fun no i i i don’t they’re fake anymore because i think i think we’re lost no i’m not lost i know exactly where i am in the middle of the farm where there isn’t any other landmarks our house yeah right behind you okay but where do we go

Oh no i’m not that i’m scared after i don’t You found me oh i thought it was good i was thought i was gonna die in the rain i didn’t like it um let’s use our big brain all right we oh wait a minute these these dirt blocks oh what i have if you put it like this guys you can

Just do something like this see and put it over us oh oh that’s pretty smart thinking for my little sister yeah i know right all right so oh oh look and then we could be protected from the rain yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay now the rain can’t get us

Okay okay okay yeah yeah this could work this is great so now we can walk in the rain but where do we go now uh i don’t know let’s go look around uh pierce you ain’t the way you’re sometimes good at looking for stuff there’s gotta be some signs of a house

Around here right i think that may be the first compliment you’ve ever given me all right now let me see if i can find something uh wait wait what’s that yes i i did a thing i did good no but it looks like oh it looks like an

Actual minecraft player used to live here oh my gosh whoa there’s nothing in the chest to take it’s super dark in here wait a minute it’s pretty dark wait a minute watch this oh so much better tell us the story tell the story pierce you’re like yeah

A lot of things okay uh yeah uh oh oh i know this one yeah yeah yeah try me i can take a scary story yeah yeah music sure yeah okay well just you wait all right so one night on a night just like this one the rain was pouring down from the sky

And there were three kids all laying down to sleep in the middle of the night when suddenly hero bride appeared at their window but he won’t come here right how do you summon him do you think usually in order to summon him you need to have at least

Three kids in a house all by themselves and you have to light a fire in the middle of the room and you have to say herobrine three times did you hear me herobrine herobrine and then one more time you gotta say Oh Oh It appears it’s dad it’s okay yeah hey i’m so glad i found you guys what’s going out here oh dad hey hey how’s it going we were out blinking and then we got lost and uh oh hey just in time the rate’s so much better yes we can all go home now right

Oh thank goodness come on kids let’s go home i mean i knew it would i’m gonna take a block oh my gosh okay so so casey and mac are the popular girls okay they’re coming over today and can you believe it they gave us the time

Of day oh my god casey’s coming over yeah she’s coming over okay this is your chance oh that’s right i mean i don’t know if i’m ready there’s these things i want to say to her but they’re just words that don’t come to my mouth and it’s just can’t form

Proper sentences get it together we’re teenagers now okay all right we are going to be popular because we’re we’re making friends with the popular girls okay so we gotta show them ourselves you gotta show them like okay it’s fine you didn’t need those books anyway pop your kids don’t read books right no

We don’t read books we don’t even read it’s fine okay um they’re staring at me anyway let’s go talk in the kitchen okay you too steve get over here yes this is your wood chips again with the popular girls you understand mom stop you don’t have to funny don’t be

Nervous now i was a popular girl back in the day so i know you won’t fail me what uh miss kim since you were a popular girl do you think casey might like me i’m not a chance to be a little bit more supportive of your heart maybe you’ll get lucky

Wow mom you really were popular girl making fun of come on come on come on over here i heard the doorbell go up hey what’s going on hey casey hey max it’s good hi good to see you sorry i’m trying to respect you by not staring too much he’s kind of weird ladies

Hello fellow popular hello it’s a good day to be popular yes you’re speaking really loud when i get nervous i talk loud it’s not getting louder it’s pretty weird but yeah it’s kind of cute why don’t we leave the house yeah somewhere it’s cute in a weird way

Oh no she thinks he’s cute like a pet you know oh my god why not that works great for me what are we going to do well how about we kill someone that’s not here you want to do something really cool i should go pick on old man noi

I bet you somebody wait wait are you you mean like a human yeah i mean like a human we can always go like yeah we can get you a really cool block while we’re there oh whoa a really cool blob yeah i’m sure old man noy’s got all sorts of cool

Things we could take oh that’s really cool cause i mean i’d totally date somebody who would give me a really really cool blog you want it i got it oh that’s really specific but cool yeah all right okay all right uh let’s go come on teleport whoa

Uh pierce are you sure we want to go to open noise house oh yeah of course of course i’ve done this all the time it’s so easy he’s he’s like it is okay he can barely hear anything anymore it’s gonna be fine all right just take some stuff we’ll be on his way

I kind of feel yeah therefore makes him vulnerable which means it makes our jobs easier okay do you want to be cool or not i mean whoa that’s so new i’ll get you that block casey oh any block you want i will get what kind of block do you like

Uh um um casey um you know what i kind of like the purpley looking one That no old man likes to keep some perper up on the top floor of his house okay you just got to get in there grab it and get out but he does also spend a lot of time up there so be careful uh what are you all whispering about it i’m

Not saying let’s go popular kid sorry i got a block He doesn’t need the corner of his house right now look guys they’re amazing oh Who’s there nobody just a spirit come on I know the game you play oh my day’s back fighting in the end all are that work i did to get that purple block the only thing left of the people i knew uh jesus i recommend you wait wait for your lives hold it right there

And come in why you remind me of someone an old comrade oh that’s a good thing right to fight together yeah yeah good old times right buddy he was a jerk do i know you yes zayn it’s me it’s me uh i’m just kidding i know you

I had kids with with with my husband and did you ever get with casey everybody know i can’t remember oh i seem to remember being confused about certain emotions and such oh it’s all good where we are at the moment now that he’s gone away to wherever he went it was a nice

Brother i love him oh it finally works Okay so maybe for you being old is yours i’m young and surprised to spring chicken you made me look bad in front of the cool kids long ago you haven’t been giving that up your food i’ve never ever given up because you ruined my life i was supposed to be

Cool and young and hot and then all of a sudden look at me you’re like 100 years old i’m escaping i’m the best blinker we’ll see about that Hold on Oh you can throw it at me now all you want there you go and okay no now i see this sorry about that please give me a little time to get away before you do it it’s when i found an old memory oh ah yes time to die now it’s death time

Goodbye oh yeah take this cause chaos honey you got this you you go girl you you you caused chaos could you at least not burn us into this moment good night give this surprise to someone you have feelings for hey you finally said it i’m proud of you