Epic showdown: Better than Minecraft? Live gameplay🔥

Okay Wait I’m Fting fighting ins I’m Fighting I’m fting some days I’m I’m Heart There’s always Time my my heart heart heart Heart Time Heart heart heart the heart the heart heart To I I Want I I I I I’m fighting I’m Yo what is going On what’s going on Boys I’m working on my document writing up what I think makes vintage story special and Whatnot The T off video was good as [ __ ] yeah what up scoob what up Nightwolf what up Maz what up Jesus what up C Gamer how you guys doing today Boys I don’t know how to word this [ __ ] sentence I’m trying to word I think other than selecting what interest you in the game I think I would just like a More I would like a still challenging yet [ __ ] never mind do the Boogie Down dance okay I’ll do the Boogie Down Dance what’s up brother nef whammy dude I’ve been so in love with this game there’s so many solid [ __ ] things from this game that just make me make me so in love with it um this is not difficult it’s just depy this one gets a [ __ ] triple plus what Blinder you finally upgraded

To Windows 11 I’ve been upgraded to Windows 11 for a little bit CH I got a question in a way you got a Google doc on how good the game is yeah I’ve been doing this for the past few games that I’ve played I don’t know if this is the best way to

Organize this information but it’s here been out of your streams for for a while so been out of the loop man’s Ro of thesis what’s good Zeus you been good man yeah I’ve started I’ve started doing this and I really enjoy doing this for games what do I do for points that are

Like do I do a dash uh I forgot I had a marking for I guess I’ll just do this as in like not positive not negative I’m about to get hired next month officially dude congratulations man Chad if any of you guys played hell Divers I was wondering if any of you guys played that game thinking about playing a little bit of it today we shall see I was watching a YouTube video on it and it seems like a [ __ ] sick game sick game it seems like a game i’ really enjoy

Do destroy you have a multiplayer option um it does yeah I’m playing on a server right now actually with like a bunch of my friends that’s how we’ve been playing can’t even get on the servers are full for hell divers damn it’s that bad huh well not bad but you know what I

Mean how’s my weekend it was good man it was good we chilled we learned I started learning uh some Unreal Engine which has been pretty fun I didn’t notice that you could at a waypoint from here it’s pretty neat actually my game is so quiet hold on there we Go I a nobody on buddy okay so our mission for today make [ __ ] full chain mail iron armor want to turn off bobbing how the [ __ ] did I turn off bobbing is he here bobbing bobbing bobbing bobbing bobbing bobbing bobbing bobbing bobbing view bobbing there we go oh that’s going to be

Okay not going to lie this is about to be uh one hell of a stream and I don’t mean that in a good way I mean that in a very bad grindy way all right let’s get up this time plate and then we shall make some armor

And then we shall prosper and then we shall Thrive did I found this art is today he kind of collaps I should probably lower the audio on this actually it’s going to get very annoying very fast Hey bro made some changes I missed a lot yeah we got this [ __ ] thing going on we got the uh the town hall is like like pretty much almost Done we got [ __ ] chickens look our chickens look at my [ __ ] chickens look at the little chats a Broody hen is needed got some eggs yummy wait how the [ __ ] do I cook these what do I do with these like how some things just AR in the game oh wait raw chicken

Egg oh I can make egg stew first two slots must be eggs optional additions Cheez oh I can make scrambled eggs cool as you reach end game does technology get more advanc or does it say pretty medieval uh it Advanced a bit more I would say it gets like steampunky

Maybe there’s like dude there’s like these items I don’t even know what they do but there’s like there’s like night vision mask you see there’s like fuel for something there a base teleporter realignment python and a base return teleporter some [ __ ] it gets pretty crazy a terminous teleporter whatever the [ __ ] this thing

Is you know what I mean like there’s so much weird [ __ ] I try P world yeah I tried P world yeah really want to say I need you I need you Here this is what we’re going to do today till we get [ __ ] full iron armor no I [ __ ] that up wait is that just [ __ ] now oh I think I think I actually just [ __ ] that entirely there’s no way to repair that is there unless there’s no way to fix that

Okay now there is don’t [ __ ] this up please there we go one iron chain so now that we have four iron chain I think we can make one two three four we need six we need six for the the iron chain body oh I need to make you into a plate never mind

Uh [ __ ] oh you’re such a [ __ ] idiot mythical we got a chisel okay look I I don’t want to I don’t want to deal with that right now so we’re just going to put that there and we’re going to act like I didn’t do that all right

We got to make plates out of this [ __ ] let’s go make some scrambled [ __ ] eggs you should do this job Barack Obama three servings of scrambled Egg how’s life what good Man oh yeah good [ __ ] protein man good [ __ ] protein yum that is not bad that is pretty good all right let’s go back to work you seen the order TV show it’s not random uh no I have Not okay make you you go and turn to Plate [ __ ] [ __ ] and then I think I could just slam it slam slam slam slam all right now we actually got to help it Along mother [ __ ] just needs two more chop these off let it finish that bada bing bada bom we got a plate I got to remember to heat up more [ __ ] been addicted to this past we it’s so [ __ ] good you might like it what is it About I guess while that’s heating up I could always do This sh two more of them bad boys now maybe I should heat up another one just to get it [ __ ] ready actually we can speed this up a little bit play poppy playtime chapter 3 no it’s a university based theme with a secret society and a Magic based kind of theme so like

Hogwarts I [ __ ] say like Harry Potter I feel it though sounds pretty Cool let me [ __ ] help you [ __ ] there we go oh now you’re speeding up huh damn the window kicked in that [ __ ] Hammer go what is it on uh Zeus dude please win stay this fast dude it is pumping right now oh it is absolutely pumping look how fast that [ __ ] shit’s

Going oh my god oh hell yeah you [ __ ] going Mills Netflix that’s what’s up so afraid of [ __ ] this up B should be enough chains for the legs and now we got to got to make some more though for the other [ __ ] good slapper Curtis do you remember Cosmic PVP we

Used to play together I do not fortunately man Minecraft looks insane dude it is insane hop on dude the fact that the wind is going so fast right now and it’s speeding this all up huge h I [ __ ] it speed run it speedrun it speedrun it

Speed run it speedrun it speed run it speed run it speed run it speed run it speed run it speed run it speedrun it speed run it speed run it speedrun it oh almost [ __ ] it up speedrun it yeah all right is it a tedious process yeah you

Got to put in more effort in this game for sure and this is it with like medieval forms of automation yeah it’s pretty [ __ ] but this is what it takes man this is what it [ __ ] takes inside ever done any hard drugs in my life all of them I love

Coke the extra efforts part of the charm yeah yeah see like now I can make these leg Armors to make plate armor one day dude I just want to be plated up in armor I just want to be wearing full plate just [ __ ] talking to him you [ __ ] [ __ ] move I’m fting dude this [ __ ] is pumping right now I got to take advantage of this while I can

Dude when the wind is blowing like this and it’s just pumping metal out we just got to take advantage of that [ __ ] if the wind wasn’t absolutely zooming right now I probably wouldn’t be doing this casual dad I play finals Apex never stay away from that unless

Six what else do I need oh yeah I needed this [ __ ] leather Jerking oh that wind is Flowing I think [ __ ] God I wish I had Another All right let’s make this armor um how do I do it think it’s like this and then oh [ __ ] [ __ ] y’all know about that iron chain leg armor [ __ ] yeah okay so then how much do I need for for the chest 24 6 8 10 11 [ __ ] oh let’s get to

Work I [ __ ] it take that little bit no wait did I put it [ __ ] me I can fix it I don’t think the wind is going to keep up which why I’m trying to [ __ ] speed through this I really need I need to make another black black bronze Anvil can I

Make an iron anvil some light in here but this is not pal world you’re not wrong so true sh through King you have to count for the wind too uh so you see how it’s going like so fast right now it’s doing that because the wind in game is like

High we have high wind so the windmill is turning faster causing these gears to move faster causing this axle to move faster causing the hammer to slam down on this faster burning through coal Al it’s going so fast I love it here so how many chains do we need 11 was that

Correct we’re actually pumping through this holy [ __ ] 2 4 6 8 10 11 oh wow you only need four more hell yeah Chad should we make full [ __ ] plate armor and just be a God I feel like I want to do that I just want to see what it’s like to be fully

[ __ ] play Armored up Let play the highest yes so this is what iron plate armor looks like and basically we just need like plates and some leather I think but yeah it’s it’s the best the cool part about that one though is we only need plates so in theory you should actually be faster

Nine all right we need two more that’s it heavy hits Wicked nor the wind I mean I think we finish right now actually cuz this was the last one we needed cool mean I guess I’ll just make this one make me a PL cuz like why

Not you have a headphone de and your head L just curious I do actually not my head but like definitely on my Hair need eggs need eggs hell what up water make me [ __ ] scrambled eggs so my guy what a Mr nutmeg Mr nut Mega Man up zero thank you Man it’s crazy that people don’t know this is Minecraft this is not Minecraft eat eat eat this one on me it’s time it’s time to ascend ow there’s are hat F there we go was it oh no I need where’s the leather Jurgen ah here it is yes it’s time to

Ascend do you hear that dude I love the audio with the chain mail that’s [ __ ] fire there’s my helmet hold on uh now we’re fully suited up they don’t want it they don’t want the [ __ ] schmoke my character looks Ready for War he looks ready for [ __ ] War that’s so

Cool I mean now that we have this armor I don’t even I don’t know if there’s much we what do we need to do what’s next I think I want to go um explore one of those teleporters that I marked down on the map and probably try to activate

It I think you need temporal gears I think you need three of them I’m not mistaken I think that’d be kind of a fun thing to go do also Among Us Sussy Let’s go this way there we go some random [ __ ] on me that I could go place down somewhere you guys holding sticks there you go sweet I think there might be one more temporal key in here I need one more what the [ __ ] is this take that with

Meas I’ll take this with me as well just in case we need a melee weapon definitely don’t need my hammer though that back oh I get hungry 150% speed that is no good we need to bring some meals with us make some more eggs before we go and then go on that

Adventure that there again all right cool thank you zero Su up it’s going okay man going all right see what dam what type of damage these [ __ ] do to me oh they don’t even tickle me no more oh y’all [ __ ] up now oh this game over for y’all y don’t even

Hurt these guys don’t even [ __ ] hurt easy life is good now there we go take care of him swiftly chicken egg chicken egg more eggs eggs hoop me more eggs got food to make [ __ ] thank you SAR doing all right man excited to play some hell divers today I appreciate that

Zero right nice of you brother can I store this here I could just eat it oh [ __ ] I don’t mean to do that make more food I think we can make one more serving of uh scrambled egg it’s all right though you have any food in the cellar no don’t

Tinure bunch of [ __ ] grain holy [ __ ] grained up we got turnips when do these perish five days oh [ __ ] another Bowl fire all we got food going on to Adventure we got our armor on we’re looking [ __ ] good feeling good go make [ __ ] happen this come out first no so this

Game used to be a Minecraft mod but then they actually went and made like their own game out of it they said eh I’ll do it myself Minecraft was fine with it Minecraft can’t do anything about it Minecraft didn’t invent this type of game yeah Minecraft didn’t invent Block World Games Cube World

Games they don’t they don’t own the rights to this art style frankly nobody does oh you want to know what I want to make I make a [ __ ] bug net what do you do with this thing oh dude I want to make a glider dude where the [ __ ] do we get

This man that’d be so [ __ ] cool I feel like we should be able to make that by now but where the [ __ ] do we even get that D why is my my shit’s all up in my face is it because of the lamp oh cuz the

Armor how does this bow have the [ __ ] [ __ ] it didn’t used to be like that I don’t think meat should be around here somewhere should be a hole in the ground a keave um should be a cave entrance around here ah what up Friend Back here [ __ ] y’all ain’t [ __ ] now feels great man you know I know exactly where we should go explore what we dream metal scraps broken static translocator oh [ __ ] Hopper spear a lot of [ __ ] there a painting let’s go oh I love painting you drop anything no you empty empty empty no more

Loot all right so I think we got to put these into here seem to be missing a couple of Gears I think I’ve seen such gears before is it normal gears or is it temporal gears [ __ ] maybe I should look it up consider playing fighting games I don’t really like

Them PR using two metal parts and three temporal gears oh two metal parts we have metal Parts oh [ __ ] oh I not oh oh oh repaired static translocator space dime subduction completed what oh [ __ ] oh oh it takes us to another one oh [ __ ] we’re in Narnia now oh holy [ __ ]

Metal Barrel looks like it’s filled with rot metal scraps metal junk roin another spear more junk these all empty yo what’s that biome over there okay well we got to find a way out of here now we could go deeper into the mine you know we got to find a way out very

Cool oh that’s just a whole bunch of quartz is there a [ __ ] way out of here there’s a dead end on all fronts I just got to mine myself out I think so that’s so crazy that there’s just some of these that just exist underground with no way of accessing

Them all right let’s dig up all right this is called vintage story you could Google it and you’ll find the link to the website to where you could play it is that a Trader oh that is a Trader over there oh buddy damn I just don’t want to play

Fortnite for the rest of my life why I just told you why hello was I not clear [ __ ] me oh that’s going to Hurt break the gravel first I guess no blooding my [ __ ] Blaze man all right new area new territory new adventures new things to see hopefully let’s go this way floating Rock cool I wonder how much damage nightmare Drifters deal to me now man I really wish there was

Something more to that like nightmare realm but better want to see what this Traer has oh my God he’ll sell me a pup a wild animal that would like to bite you perhaps your Trader would pay well for the companion ship well I I could buy it though miss

Me the bronze Heroes sewing kit recurve bow axes leather bracers sturdy leather belt could sell copper on copper for five Gear not really anything worth selling here or trading Here I check his chest all right all right all right oh it’s like marking Traders feels good to see some some new [ __ ] territory some new land especially this new biome I haven’t really come across this at all yet bu site bucks I think this is the furthest North that anyone’s ever been

Very Cool seems like a neat little biome I really even need the grain or the seeds I’m good on that trying see if there’s anything new in this area I guess not oh is that snow biome no flipping way hold on Limestones more mushroom oh dude I was kind of sorry to second guess if there was a snow biome just simply because like you know what’s the point of a snow biome if you have winter right that kind of comes through but does look like it is getting colder further north we

Get I think this game is more difficult than Minecraft and in return it’s a lot more rewarding not just because it’s difficult because of the mechanics that they implemented into the game feels like something that I can play as like an adult when Minecraft doesn’t really feel

The same anymore it doesn’t like offer much of a challenge or anything anymore that’s just the nature of the game is like it’s obviously like a it’s child’s game so they haven’t really made the game more difficult over the course of time everything is super easy to get in MineCraft nothing is really

Difficult but in this game it’s the exact opposite feels like almost everything is a bit of a challenge which is which is fun you’re into that where am I going [ __ ] Bambi somebody stuck in a hole nice it’s good meat right there good me

I think I know where we need to go if we want to want to get our hands dirty the surface in this game is just so safe so peaceful I know where we must go I know where we must Venture wish go where no man has been very few have

Gone no animals in this game there are we just killed a deer and skinned it alive maybe not alive cuz it was dead but you know what I Mean there are animals there’s just not a lot right now in this biome decent amount of animals actually The little rabbit right there hopping around look at that area what in the World I will say yeah never mind I don’t think I will say actually I’m very in between my feelings on this game feeling a bit Barren sometimes when it comes to Adventure I think my major criticism on this game is that there needs to be there needs to be something to look

Forward to in terms of adventuring and right now there simply isn’t really like yeah you’ll find you’ll find some [ __ ] like remains of civilization you dig them up it’s the same [ __ ] same [ __ ] that remains in all of them and that’s if you find the little [ __ ] Shacks that exist in the world

Find Traders but like I will say there hasn’t been anything that’s been like yo that’s crazy while I’m just running around the world it’s been mostly yeah that’s the best way to put it really that’s probably one major uh one major negative of this game that I think they could do better

At CU that is a major major part of these types of games you know people want to go and explore the world and see what there is and that’s the assumption that Minecraft is kind of put into people’s brains over a certain amount of time is that when you do explore in this

Type of game there is something to [ __ ] see or map appears yeah so like it uncovers the map if that makes sense should be over here just my little hole they In Bloom what was where I break this nothing right okay right let’s hit the teleporter back home I guess nice very cool

So if we want to get into some [ __ ] I have the perfect [ __ ] thing for us to do and this is what I’m assume I’m supposed to do now just didn’t know if I was ready for it but I you know I mean I guess I’m

Ready go back home and then I’ll show you guys what I mean bugs teleporters yeah this game used to be a Minecraft mod then they made it into their own game and they sold thousands of thousands of copies so I think it’s doing really well

As a standalone game as well and I think it was the right decision for them to make [ __ ] All right let’s go to [ __ ] War I love seeing Our Town out in the distance like you could tell that that’s civilization you know so sick mean not summer already it’s May for oh my God it’s so cute all right it’s time you like the Effigy uh did you make make

It where did you find it thought it was funny thought it was cool all right guys it’s time it’s time that we go fight the fight the Forbidden ones handmade yeah [ __ ] was sick it’s time that we go fight The Forsaken the bloody and the damned it’s time that we make our way

Down into the Forbidden dungeon of the god so there is a bell thingy and I don’t know what the [ __ ] to do about it like none of these guys should give me problems anymore right yeah I’m just [ __ ] smurfing oh yeah I’m smurfing actually smurfing Ow I [ __ ] hate these Spiders dead bronze Locust dude they didn’t even touch my armor God bless so now if I go down this way there’s a bell that starts ringing oh No oh oh oh I killed it Exquisite planetary I am that guy okay so what does the Bell do story Bell boss am I Dying any bosses in that aspect I take a step in here and then last time a massive alarm [ __ ] happened Locus Nest oh oh this spawns them okay broke the Nest it’s crazy you get nothing from killing these [ __ ] things that’s it R Lantern oh [ __ ] dropped a bunch of [ __ ] I think metal spikes give me uh more metal and whatnot That That guy’s dead nothing else in here Huh just find it crazy that there’s nothing else to gain there kind of blows my mind go deeper though hold on hello think this leads anywhere some more sulfur what is sulfur really use for powdered sulfur honey sulfur oh you make better meds with that make blasting

Powder oh what is this oh my goodness oh my God ruined coat pile of metal junk an artisian scarf a rosary a tattered Crimson tunic oh some allore it’s a rosary get some more lore bits let’s read these real quick quick blind bat rickart never go into the caves never go

Under the ground haven’t you heard the story of blind bat Rick Hart he was a young boy just like you lot curious rambunctious and ready for adventure simp he was born in one of the villages around here while there wasn’t much to do in the fields for a boy like

That couldn’t be bothered with tilling the soil or gathering the wheat one year as it came to be harvest season he decided to slip away while everyone else was working he knew his father would be furious but rickart was a greedy boy and he wanted Adventure after a long day of Tri

Traing through the heath and Forest young rickart had a great deal of fun and now the wrath of his father was clear in his mind he was terrified of going home so he decided he would stay out for the night and give his father time to calm down and worry about him he

Wasn’t very bright but he wasn’t very stupid either he at least knew better than to be caught roaming around at night by the time the sun was almost gone he had stumbled upon a deep well hidden cave and decided he would pass the night there well the sun went down and he had

Himself a nice fire built just near the mouth of the cave it was safe and hidden there but the rocky floor was uncomfortable and rart was bored B of sitting around he decided to play a little game with himself he would walk into the Cave’s darkness and see which

Gave out first his courage or the cave so he started walking deeper into the cave brushing off all the warnings his parents and Elders had given him since he was born they had always told him that there were dark things under the Earth darker even than the monsters we

See at night rart was scared for sure that was all the more thrilling he felt himself just getting into the real Adventure as he took one step than another deeper and deeper his heart beat like a drum on Festival night but he kept going he was giggling now thinking how much fun he

Was having he was sure it was all just a silly jaunt but the images of torn flesh long hairy limbs scraping metal started to fill his head he could hear his grandmother’s ragged voice as he remembered all the old story she told him about The Drifters and horrible

Ground Lings on the verge of giving up and running he bumped head first into the cave wall he made it to the end he breathed a sigh of relief did a small jig to celebrate his victory and turned to walk back to his warm fire only when

He took his first step back the ground gave out beneath him and he fell through the Earth scraping and tearing his skin all the way down blind bat Rick hot here he [ __ ] lies little [ __ ] I guess we could take all the Bon soil but like do I want to take

All the m not really rip Bozo Andre thank you see I feel like I should be going deeper I feel like deeper means more adventur no feel like I should be going down down under I want to see some [ __ ] up [ __ ] there that’s where it all happens isn’t it yeah yeah

Deeper gra a salt peter does I don’t think it does anything right nothing too Useful what is this way going to starve death soon nothing dead end really yeah that’s it out of this cave just sulfur really this I got some pretty clothes out of it like [ __ ] that’s something I guess lot of good games out there at Water lot of good games let’s go this way

There we Go sh pretty close yeah man look at look at this look at this tunic I Got you can’t even see it really cuz I’m wearing a [ __ ] Coat this fur coat and [ __ ] all this shit’s broken besides the boots but might as well take this off it’s not even doing nothing look how look how well dressed I look now I’m fancy I really got to make [ __ ] can you put clothes on no de’s so full on other [ __ ] need more Storage m all right what should we make should we make some meat Stew three servings of red meat still coming Right Jonas sasan Malay assembly an Exquisite planetary Gear Terminus teleporter trans pressor part of making the tele Terminus teleporter Terminus what is Terminus I don’t know but we need it we need a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] please make the godamn stew Hey holy [ __ ] that [ __ ] owns Don’t Mind If I Do trash another man Str true even if the trash was stuff I took off of their dead bodies beautiful B nck woman follow this guy you know beautiful beautiful woman the know no the [ __ ] he have so much dirt that man’s got dirt One second Chat give me one second guys for for for for for for for for for for for for for for e for I’m back that’s talk about the Trump shoes fire bro fire Immaculate design [Applause] me See like I don’t really understand what my direction is now like what is my what is my purpose in this game now what is my purpose is it to make [ __ ] with metal I think it’s this [ __ ] now I think this is the next [ __ ] what is

Terminus I think I need this thing okay so what the [ __ ] is a Terminus teleporter It teleports you to where you die have you made it to the first story event or made steel the [ __ ] is the first story event the first story event or made steel what would that do go find a treasure hunter Trader and talk to them to find

Out oh I think I know what I need to do okay hold on they got to go talk to this guy he needs something from me I’m pretty sure damn am I invisible H bro really said damn I’m am I invisible what’s up bro how you doing

Man I didn’t see your message bro what’s up kind of getting hungry we get to eat chat am I invisible too dangerous for me but might be able to handle it give me a tin bronze pickaxe and I’ll tell you where to find it trust me it’ll be worth your

While how do I give him a 10 bronze pickaxe like bronze Tim bronze am I invisible anyone we see cuz I’m a free I’m a weirdo what the hell am I doing here I don’t belong here cuz I’m a C I’m a

Weiro I need a tin ttin t t t t t t t t t t 10 bronze ax a 10 bronze ax a 10 t bronze a needu Tim Bron Tim bronze ax bronze X Play Project Era the [ __ ] is Project Era so help me God if you say it’s a

[ __ ] fortnite [ __ ] game I’m going to [ __ ] you up I thought I need Tim bronze said Tim bronze right cuz I’m a creep I’m a weird what the hell am I doing Here I don’t belong Here you [ __ ] with Day Z I’ve always wanted to cuz a creep weirdo what the [ __ ] am I doing here I don’t belong here um guys I’m going to keep it a stack I’m going to keep it a [ __ ] thousand I don’t have [ __ ] 10 luran respectfully please understand the fact

That I don’t want to [ __ ] play fortnite [ __ ] I just want to play games that don’t involve me doing the same [ __ ] thing over and over again don’t want to play the same Battle Royale all my life don’t want to get another Vic Roy tonight I just want to play vintage

Story and try to progress through the story yeah I rhyme story with story yeah you know that I don’t care about the glory I don’t want to fall off a cliff again I don’t want to get to 200 pumped in the head again I don’t want to land somewhere and only

Get a gray pistol I want to fight dragons and curse lands want to wear armor and feel like the man I want to you can buy a ton Trader from another Trader I think oh can I oh dubberly you might be right my good sir go look at other Traders scared his [ __ ]

Ass scared Bo I don’t want to real my again I want to [ __ ] get up on the TR again I just want to find out where I really blow i w to run towards the Traer then I wantan to get off some again I want to sit down and J it all

Alone I want to sit there and and then I’m going to rip fan and then I’m going to have time to sit down on Lo again cuz I don’t want to win I don’t want to sh I don’t want to get pull back where I want R

Around see a chicken swimming in the lake I see big bushing in a praising and I see a traitor all along there all the Way I just want kick back and feel the get a drink and then drunk h got anything to trade Leon you [ __ ] Idiot I just Kick Am I okay yeah I’m Fine bling bling bling bling bling bling bling Bling I don’t I’ve heard that I’m fine way too much in life well guess what we’re not fine we just say we are cuz we don’t want to talk about it so stop calling it out [ __ ] [ __ ] Can You Feel The Silence Can You Feel the dark can you hear the

Silence can you hear my a d hell divers too no but I’m I’m going probably going to today I’m try it out give it a little shly early can you feel the silence Can You Feel The JK can you fix a broken on top of your

Lungs man why you always why you asking so many [ __ ] questions bro Jesus [ __ ] Christ how old are you probably like 16 asking all them God damn questions annoying as [ __ ] I just got a little just guy a little he got a little back back part he’s carrying extra loot I like

That a [ __ ] Furniture Trader oh brother I’ve come all this way this [ __ ] is selling furniture [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] um you want to know what also I think about this game you should be able to just trade [ __ ] on the auction house without using gears I think the biggest mistake this game has made is making it so that I can’t make an auction through Traders by

Selling just regular [ __ ] with other people on the server I don’t know why the [ __ ] I need gears to set auction trades I’m adding that to the document actually one second Can You Feel The Darkness the know you ear stream uh but did you end up going to

The streamer awards no I did not go to the streamer Awards I woke up yesterday feeling very very not into the idea of going um not because of anybody or anything just because of my own self- sabotaging um what is the term uh impostor syndrome [ __ ] mind thoughts thought

Processes and I don’t need any sympathy or kind words for it I just just letting you know just telling you the the truth of why I didn’t go um Raiders shouldn’t require and only be limit oh no no no setting auction trades shouldn’t be limited to receiving and exchange shouldn’t be

Limit to using gears as form of trade allow players to trade materials and other items and [ __ ] when setting up Auction House trades massive negative massive flaw from this game in my opinion not massive but definitely significant enough for me to point out it’s not that big of a deal

Though but you were in one of the nom ations no I wasn’t oh Wild West oh yeah well that’s true the wild west win I don’t think it did Kai won that one right dodal did win let’s go let’s go Creator dodgeball I was second best in that entire event isn’t that

Crazy I was right under l in terms of overall player performance yeah somewhat of a dodgeball God that’s what they say when I’m not around is there something you plan on sending to the the de team no this is for me and my own personal satisfaction I just like analyzing games and

Formulating opinions and finding out whether or not my opinions are correct and if I can identify trends that are successful so on and so forth it’s a completely different game muo should send to the death team cuz why not I mean only if they care not going to send [ __ ] to devs unprovoked

There’s no reason to do that if they don’t actually care it’s not for the devs it’s for me it’s for me first so then if they want it I mean I could give it to them no thank you ghost Can You Feel The Silence Can You Feel the dark can you fix a Broken oh [ __ ] he getting gitty with it he busting it Downy Stu have you tried sealing these [ __ ] pots yet uh no I I think we have better use this for fat yeah but what if it like really adds to the [ __ ] thing or bobber I mean it I think it really adds

But I can just cook a couple and then uh and then you know put them here and when they’re when they’re done I make I make a new badge all right what the [ __ ] you can’t do [ __ ] about it look at me what are you going to do look at me

Hey go ahead try to hit me oh you think that hurts [ __ ] how does that feel don’t [ __ ] with me I got iron armor now I’m not to be Tested for [Applause] can you [ __ ] we got no [ __ ] one bro where the [ __ ] we don’t got an axe do we not have a [ __ ] Ax I’m going to cry bro try out Project Era for real bro where the [ __ ] are all you Project Era [ __ ] spammers coming from leave please please please leave please Jesus [ __ ] Christ play project going to [ __ ] lose It it’s the same three people yo same three people please shut the [ __ ] up or else I will ban you I’ll [ __ ] ban you for my stream chat right then you’ll never be able to talk again here and yeah and I will [ __ ] assert my dominance over you cuz

I’m the [ __ ] ruler here not you nerds I need light the [ __ ] is this oh you’re gold black bronze ion BL real will you do a fit check stream SL video for the streamer Awards like last time what do you think should I do it it’s crazy how well that video did I

Like know nothing about fashion people just want to be entertained for real for real for real for real for real Can You Feel The Silence Can You Feel The N York can you fix a broken heart Binging binging binging binging I need a stick stick stick stick stick not this time jid what does it Mean SE was quirked up worked up and turned up was he hell yeah yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] what happened to my [ __ ] thing in my Babber everything is pain everything is pain throw it very good very good very good very good very good very good get in the [ __ ] Water cool down all is [Applause] well oh hell yeah bro everyone was drunk wait what do you mean I think he was drunk when he time to announce the word you G let me hell yeah I’m a firm believer that every industry is 90% functional alcoholics I mean America as a society

We’re kind of [ __ ] alcoholic which is probably why we’re so [ __ ] it’s humans in general we’re just [ __ ] drunk man Oh yes we now have Meals on Wheels Yum Yum Yum delicious all right let’s go [ __ ] kill some people let’s go make some [ __ ] enemies better than Minecraft take that back nope if you haven’t played this game you simply don’t understand and how could you you’re simple Minecraft man you wouldn’t

Understand the greatness that is vintage story you wouldn’t understand what it’s like out here and you never will CU you probably never will play it because you’re letting your Minecraft mind control you convince you manipulate you that simple brother imagine imagine bragging about being a better alcoholic than an American I mean

I think just human beings like we we we’re just an alcoholic [ __ ] race it’s just the truth we’ve evolved I mean it’s part of our history it’s just it’s just the way that [ __ ] worked out I think I think alcohol will fizzle out in the next 200 years though H

300 I think alcohol will fizzle out and we’ll just start doing shrooms we’ll just start [ __ ] doing micro doen [ __ ] shrooms and LSD every all every any anytime we want to get crazy surely somebody will come up come up with like a three-hour version of

Mushrooms or like a 2 and a half to three hour version of mushrooms it’s just a matter of time six more hours better bang for your bug I mean you ain’t wrong the [ __ ] are you talking about Boyd but I feel like you’re just saying like cool words mushrooms

Xanax ain’t nobody out here popping xanes after they [ __ ] take mushrooms the [ __ ] it’s most wild [ __ ] I’ve ever heard Calvin you should buy the game and play then if you think it’s if you think if you think it even just looks good like look at my character wearing chain mail iron armor

Then I think you should give it a shot all honesty the game is a phenomenal game it’s really good was this the oak tree that I had marked Guys need to mushrooms dipped in liquid melatonin nah bro I feel like once you get it to that point you just you’re not even you’re not you don’t even really appreciate the mushro like what the [ __ ] you doing feel like once you start mixing mushrooms with other [ __ ] shit’s just crazy

T will give me a care right nice like chance space nice oh look at those bors come here you [ __ ] wake up wake up wake up wake up die [ __ ] die on your mate he’s Bleeding damn these boards don’t [ __ ] Around me ah for real yoso soundtrack go crazy for oh AB Abe oh my God he’s here let me in um I’m going to go kill [ __ ] Ray ghost or wanton whichever one I could isolate you want to come right now yeah I’m not Juiced bro I got full iron bro iron chain

Mail you try pull through might be free loot you got some arrows for me arrows some arrows bro when are you going to y’all really just made everything out of dirt bro yo look at my Greenhouse bro oh bro you got the corn automated corn my green house bro

Let me see your Greenhouse I ran out of charcoal bro I got to finish this [ __ ] beautiful no that’s not even done look at the roof it’s [ __ ] no no all you got to do is all you got to do is fill in the blanks with like

Stone does it have to be 50% yeah yeah but this is basically 50% is it uh yeah brother I might every other block no no no you’re good you f put two more glass here and then it’s 50 yeah yeah [ __ ] I need I need to do that all right you got any

Arrows arrows not really I don’t really use range [ __ ] come on bro you don’t got no arrows in the got any copper heads arrow heads in these chests check the chest real Qui copper heads let’s see let’s see Arro heads like extra spare sometimes they

Drop on the ground and [ __ ] you know oh wait hey we do got some feathers some stick yeah I’ll take crude arrows is that it I think all three of them are together right now yeah I know but I’m going to isolate one and then

I’m going to I’m going to take him out look at wanton right now won’s alone on an adventure yeah I think he’s going towards them yeah I’mma [ __ ] kill him kill that [ __ ] I let me out I’m about to go I’m about to go crazy wish me luck all right It’s South oh damn bro this is the original Trader the OG this [ __ ] sell the axe nah [ __ ] sells paper bro seeds and [ __ ] are those mango seeds Saro fruit W I haven’t even seen that [ __ ] yet my [ __ ] bugged it’s time was building a greenhouse in the

South right before summer though uh I think it’s Greenhouse is still help no h M the hearts the He’s separated from the Pack wasn’t he over here where he at now think he’s this way I have no idea where though see his Name it’s time to go [ __ ] kill him oh bro what the [ __ ] he’s bugged out okay I think he was running he’s probably running this Way can’t find him m yeah find this [ __ ] Guy is that him is that him for Finally I found you stop r Running Oh you open my ass oh no oh no I got to go I got to go he has like like a stor spear bro I have a [ __ ] you’ll never catch me I killed him I killed him I killed him kill him I don’t [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I wish you kept your

Bags do iron arrows do better damage than copper oh they do plus two impact holy [ __ ] plus two piercing I need to make iron arrows a lot of them bro I felt like arrows like arrows are lowkey ass bro can I make arrow heads out of plate See I got [ __ ] smoked I’m not going to Lie I got [ __ ] Destroyed I know my mistake Though happy [ __ ] birthday Man hello Hello Arro heads Come on Man nine Arrows wait so can’t you make nine out of one Ingot isn’t it just annoying or is that or can you not make N Out uh I forgot I might need more metal here but we’ll figure it out could have swore you could make nine out of just one Ingot which wasn’t I can’t

Really remember though maybe not oh no no you Can knock these bad boys Up oh my God this Anvil noise holy [ __ ] making arrows never playing Archer again what a [ __ ] task it requires so much [Applause] No Well I solved the [ __ ] thing hold up all that iron gone no I mean we keep our armor though and R die there we go that’s not as [ __ ] Loud o way nine more let’s go I think I could have won that fight if I had the right arrows honestly wonder what Dev was like Hey guys maybe we should allow them to change the volume on this [ __ ] he’s my goat whoever decided that he’s my actual

Goat but that go how the [ __ ] did that go over there bro you guys just see my [ __ ] Anvil posture bro it’s so bad I got to Anvil something in this game my [ __ ] back turns into [ __ ] Golem so [ __ ] bad 27 Heros do yander kind of crazy though

Yeah that thing [ __ ] chunked me I’m not going to lie I can’t deny it I’m a I don’t want to [ __ ] with me for I want to run all the way over there for yeah I think I think having bags empty is kind of the move This [ __ ] starving to Death uh CH I will be right back I’m going go grab my food probably going to take a break as well and eat something watch I water uh whoops whoops pressing buttons you ever just get lost on your [ __ ] keyboard oh that’s me whoops pressing buttons dude people have been talking

About hell divers a lot man hey we’re back with another episode of before you buy Channel [ __ ] DMC me I can’t remember first impressions of the latest games releasing we’ve been playing hell divers 2 since it launched uh this is from game studios of the original G the original

Hell divers this is a departure from the first game’s top down twin stick gameplay this is a fully 3D third person run and gun shooter it seems cool that like the [ __ ] you do actually matters over the top fun simple shooter that we’ve only scratched the surface of progressing through everything but it

Has been an absolute blast the game has the fun factor for sure it’s part like Starship Troopers part Terminator part Earth Defense Force and it’s a perfect recipe for just shooting and exploding everything with your friends online uh the game has had a bit of a rough launch

Though I will say that we got be we got booted a few times uh we had a few crashes uh Steam Reviews are reflecting that we’re hoping these issues get fixed and ironed out quickly because beneath it is like I said a really simple fun time it’s on PC and PS 5 for

$40 and uh when you jump in you go through this brief funny tutorial and then from there you set up your character and your ship the bridge of your ship serves as kind of like the hub for you to upgrade your ship uh weapons and equipment and jump into game modes

Through this big Galaxy map now in this game I love the design and a soldier of super earth that is uh out in the Galaxy fighting against enemies that threaten free freom and democracy kind of like giant bugs and robots the tone in the game is great

It’s like a funny satirical take on over-the-top futuristic patriotism very similar to Pulver hov’s Starship Troopers like one of my all-time favorites and here it absolutely Nails it in the dialogue and the random texts you find uh character chatting and even the name of your ship uh you can pick

And combine words to make silly ship names like mine the profet of patriotism so when you’re on your goofy name ship you access that Galaxy map I mentioned and you jump to planets to drop into and do missions uh all of the planets kind of have their

Own score like a community score where all players online collectively are beating back the enemy forces and essentially capturing that planet jumping into the missions on these planets it’s usually a main objective that may have a few other things to accomplish and then uh if you wander you

Can find a subobjective to take on on and even find some points of interest with extra Collectibles and secrets main objectives are usually pretty simple like you know turn on a radio tower or defend a location or kill x amount of enemies or destroy their nests but the

Further you get in and the harder missions you take on the cooler stuff you’ll see like objectives and enemy type differences and stuff now I still don’t know the extent of the variety really as uh you know this is only First Impressions but what I can can say is

That matches are perfectly paced some can wrap up in just a couple of minutes uh but more can take like 30 minutes or so and feel grueling and challenging but in a good way you know like a desperate long push across a big map your teammates constantly dying only to get

To the Evac point at the last minute and get in and win and get a good ranking that can be really satisfying plus the game does a really good job of ranking and tracking your performance uh your kills your stats uh the way it rewards

You at the end of a mission all that stuff is pretty good but it’s the gameplay Man Gameplay is simple but it feels really great you run and Gun you aim down SES uh you can even view in first person you can Sprint Crouch or go

Prone uh and they all have their own use cases you can also dive onto the ground and then in max pain style or Resident Evil 6 style uh you can have like 360° movement while laying on the ground to shoot stuff for standing up and the guns feel really solid with good responsive

Feedback uh a manageable amount of recoil and some nice aggressive Punchy sound weapons are not upgradeable or customizable from what I can see which is a bit disappointing but you do work your way towards new weapons the grind seems to be a bit long for the weapons

In particular but it’s a bit early for me to judge still there are a lot of weapons and they’re good you know Giant Laser cannon anti-tank missiles submachine guns heavy machine guns full auto pistols futuristic shotguns energy weapons a pretty dangerous flamethrower and a bunch more uh your other bit of

Weapons is actually the ordinance that you can call in on the Fly you complete missions and explore to find currency that lets you unlock more here thing am I going to enjoy this game solo so what starts with like a supply drop and a simple orbital strike later ends up being bombing runs

Nukes napom emps and more and then for supply drops you can get bigger heavier weapons that like require two people to operate uh there are turrets there are automated defenses mines and just a bunch of other things to keep the hordes from coming now you are mowing down

Hordes and hordes of pretty challenging enemies that can kill you in a couple hits uh with cool weapons and uh the gore and destruction really helps