EPIC SHOWDOWN: Dapper meets Ron in Minecraft!

Hey there you go okay go ahead and grab the other way Stone Perfect all right hello hello Ron run hey wow you’re still hanging oh you got you got suits how about that oh look run this is Dapper remember my son who I was telling you about Dapper

Look this is Ron can I keep it Dapper this is this is a a friend this is a friend hello what am I hearing Chad do you hear that hold on do I have like twitch open are you watching TV are you watching TV oh okay can I keep the friends no no

Daer wait where’s the book is this the book oh Dapper did you pick up a book by chance uh Ron did you drop a book Dapper check your magnets make sure you have your magnets off crud is probably one of mine one second Ron okay it’s probably this

One hi Dapper I think you mentioned your son I had no idea what he looked like until now nice to finally be able to meet him yeah Ron this is my sun daer you may notice that he is an egg and um what are you watching is this are you watching

YouTube Ron you know that stuff will rot your brain Ron oh my gosh I guess it’s better than twitch okay what the fud okay Ron how are you doing I know it’s been a while look like hear me out before uh you get too upset I just want to let you know

No I am an overgrown grain of rice no no no he’s an egg he’s an egg before you get little bit out of sorts listen before the Cat video channel it was the spinning cockroach Channel I got a record 17 hours on it Ron oh no Ron Ron oh my gosh you watched

A spinning cockroach for 17 hours oh Lord oh Lord Ron please please tell me it’s not so oh my gosh chat oh no look Ron listen here’s the deal I know I’ve been gone for a while oh yeah Dapper go and check out uh check out Ron’s house

Um weak you need to watch the full 30 hours of that vid oh my gosh you got to a no we’re not encouraging this Dapper listen I’ve been stuck in here for a while I’ve taken up like 14 different hobbies to try and spend the time here

Ron I’m so sorry listen I got kidnapped Ron I got kidnapped and we were taken to an island it was Purgatory okay like literally it was literally hell it was the worst place I’ve ever been but it was also incredibly fun I killed lots of people can I steal stuff

Dapper no this is basically your adopted relative at this point we don’t steal from family Ron is family now oh Dapper you got that book I need that One can I ask him for money then yes you can always ask family for money um okay so now you have oh okay so now you know what being kidnapped is like congrats so how is being kidnapped honestly Ron I feel like out of all the kidnappers I’m probably the best one

Because I give my kidnapped victims free room and board we just got tortured for two weeks straight run it was awful would you say that your experience with me has been that bad give me $1k to bail Uncle foolish out of jail is he in jail oh gosh that’s where

He is oh well oh no I must have left my my money in my other wallet my other backpack oh well he’ll be all right he’ll be all right but Ron look you’re right having been kidnapped now I would say it was probably not the highlight of my evening um

It’s been better I don’t know what incredible amounts of torture you’ve been through but I didn’t get that so I’m lucky I think yeah there you go Ron look on the bright side always look on oh here you go here’s another one always look on the bright side Ron um think

About it you’re in a nice place sure you’re technically a prisoner still but how have these past couple weeks been for you Ron I know I haven’t visited a little bit um I’ve kind of been busy um I know last time we talked you said you were lonely and I’ve been

Thinking about that I think it might be a good idea to get you a friend of sorts I got a sandwich thanks Ron awesome Ron is so sharing sharing is caring is what they tell me but yeah Dapper I may or may not have imprison Ron in that cell beneath our

House so uh yeah this is Ron he was in prison there I kidnapped him while he was in the middle of his day job which I apologize and I have not kidnapped anyone else on this island so well that makes him family because we all get kidnapped yeah exactly see Dapper gets

Kidnapped all the time speaking of which have you gotten the the this your punch card punched for last time you got to get it stamp once you get all of the uh the spots stamped you get a uh a free Smoothie so uh make sure make sure you

Do that do I get to choose where I stay while kidnapped yeah probably there this place is looking nice you got tons of little outfits going on you got cake sunglasses see you’re having fun I hear a gig somewhere a little bit concerned about that

Um oh my goodness okay oh can it at least be a banana mango smoothie yes thater um I’ve tried to keep myself busy living in a tiny space I’ve taken up watching cat videos record 51 hours watching the spinning spinning cockroach record 18 hours chess that can only make

One move need someone else oh fudge uh making suits they’re nice I think I CAU a wild gag he’s annoying painting kind of okay at it taking photos of this tiny confine space okay look let’s not judge the space too much I think I think it’s pretty nice um listening to music favorite

Album super Ghostbusters spinning trying to fight off the void crawling into my soul oh gosh Ron sleeping cleaning existing it’s neat oh gosh Ron like listen like okay Ron listen I’m going to get you a friend okay that can come visit you because I really feel like you

Should not be out here alone okay is there any one of your co-workers that you want me to kidnap and bring here he gave me roses oh that’s sweet oh oh what oh wait yes no more kidnapping sorry I forgot about that my bad yeah no more of that don’t worry no

Kidnapping you’re good um anyway uh how about this maybe I could pick someone up from the island I know you liked uh talking to beira right maybe I’ll bring someone else over you know pack and Walter Bob got along maybe Pac would be a good person h

That might be a nice person to meet no kidnapping no remember no kidnapping kidnapping bad yes yes yes maybe someone else a pet or an Islander coming willingly no kid I get it no kidnapping no more kidnapping okay no kidnapping no more got it okay jeez really tied my hands here

Ron uh someone here would be nice okay you know what I have a friend pack he gets along really well with island workers him and Walter Bob we’re really close I’ll bring him by maybe tomorrow or the next day and uh uh it needs to be

A day when he’s on so I’ll have to work out that with him and then I will willingly willingly bring him by oh oh fudge Hey Ron I got a question how big of a fan of you are oh by the way do you want to come

See my gig that came in sure let’s go check it out you just have you just have a gig come on Dapper oh goop pet gag remember to feed once a week listen buddy it’s been so long can you stop making infernal noises I guess

That’s a no then help I am not gig I know you’re gig oh gosh oh gosh are you just keeping him in here is this an impromptu dog housee this you’re just keeping him in a cage oh gosh Mr Ron can I cook something

For you to make up for my father oh come on look I feel like that’s awfully judgmental dapper G hello gag like I know you’re in a box but it could be worse you could be trapped in a box on an island somewhere think about it oh well eat up gig yeah

Oh Mr Ron can I cook something for you to make it for my father wow Dapper never cooks for me okay oh careful what are you making Dapper rat touille you don’t know if he’s vegan so just in case okay that’s sweet gag shush challenge failed oh poor gag gig look I’m sorry about this but anyway no this is good sebron you also have another little friend a nice little gag a little gag OD Dapper did you get a

Book thank you um owie owie oh careful careful run okay how about this I feel like your yard should be a little bit bigger how about I expand your area a little bit all right give you a little bit more room to work with maybe I’ll I’ll move the fence out

Like one block in each Direction that’d be kind of nice wouldn’t it a nice big yard can you expand it by like 50% thank you I appreciate what you’re doing you doing this for me handshake yes I will make it bigger hello Turtle thing H yeah we can go that way Encompass these trees we’ll go that way Encompass those trees oops and we’ll go that way and that way a little bit okay yes we’ll take care of that run oh just be careful anyway um Dapper careful um but anyway Ron oh Dapper come

Da come see Ron’s basement it’s really nice Ron is a really nice basement come on all right all right so we got yeah check it out pretty need a pool mini bar chest yeah I guess this is this is making me jealous do you also kidnap people down here like

Dad oh yeah Ron have you ventured out to kidnap anyone besides gag no nice nice ow we should probably get you some more water as well what dapper oh yeah I gave him a photo of you and pom and richest oh hello this one of my favorite photos I’ve

Taken if only I still had that armor I’ll find it Dapper I’ll find it he came in I didn’t kidnap him I don’t kidnap people H potatoes potatoes Ron potatoes potatoes look all I’m saying is all I’m saying is Ron I feel like some people would say that caging

Someone who walks into your property is kind of kidnapping but who am I to judge potatoes Potato look it is it is what it is look look I’m not judging I’m not Judging he walked in you took me I think those are a little bit Different okay on a technical point I guess that’s true but so if I bring pack here and you box him in is that not kidnapping Then technical do you mean objectively what the the fudge what the fudge you know you’ve got awfully big muffins to talk to your kidnapper like this can’t believe this okay fine objectively whatever whatever doesn’t matter can’t believe this I’m being bullied by my kidnapping victim life is hard for a bad boy Halo

If you bring pack here he has to be able to leave at any time of his own free will no kidnapping even though I still can’t leave ah fine fine fine fine okay well what do you think Dapper pretty nice place eh some would say this makes up for kid napping someone you

Know I’m not saying I would say that I’m just saying some people would think that this is kind of an awesome way to get kidnapped why does your kidnap victim have a better house than me I think we should call him Ron instead of kidnap

Victim I think Ron is a better a better thing to call him thank you the dove thank you for the Thousand bits hi thank you you know I think that’s fair don’t you Ron Yeah why does Uncle Ron have a better house than me um because uncle Ron was tortured in the cellar of our house and I feel bad so I feel like the least I can do is give him a nice place to sleep I mean answer your son on this

That’s kind of an interesting question there we go I did I tortured him with a soul vulture and I felt like it would be nice I was kidnapped five times and I got a jar of cookies and a pat on the back look in all fairness

Dapper there you go that’s what you you can have those flowers to in all fairness that you getting kidnapped is like probably like that’s an average Wednesday for Ron it’s like he doesn’t he’s only been kidnapped once as far as I know so I’m just saying your tolerance for it

Is probably a lot higher you built up like an immunity to being kidnapped what are you GNA do though like everyone gets kidnapped at some point in their life you know you know the cycle giant mob kidnapped they try and burn you at the steak etc etc holy fudge

Ah what the fudge St horizontally spinning rat Dapper no more spinning videos oh my gosh also I think this is the first time you’ve called it torture here’s a certificate this book to congratulate you fud sh it down copyright what the fudge yes horizontally spinning route this is a

New one you can watch this one later this is a you can watch that one later Ron look up horizontally spinning R what the fudge okay um a certificate awesome why does this feel like a participation trophy look dapper you’ve never been tortured right like by your kidnappers have

You is there anyone I need to hunt down and and murder is this a great value of Ghostbusters gosh darn it no pause it pause it ah I can’t find it what the fudge discount Ghostbusters I mean quackity did kind of leave us on the verge of

Starvation I will if I ever see Mr El quacky again I’ll take care of him okay see see we’re all friends here we’re all friends here no Ron Ron I need to explain to you what copyright is copyright oh here Dapper you got that what in the world is this is to

Clean if only there was an easier way what the fudge is this all clean again what the fudge is this I’ve never seen this kitchen gun oh my God chat I’m canceling our internet subscription all right I’m canceling the internet subscriptions I feel like we’re just ingesting kitchen gun memes new kitchen

Gun that sounds actually really funny all right woohoo so Ron what the fudge what the fudge you expanded the range what the fudge okay little all right you little rap scallions you little rap scallions you guys really are related no please what the fudge this is not meme Monday stop not meme Monday

No it is not meme Monday that is not meme Monday stop it stop it meme Monday was last week come on kids or Ron and child oh see what’s on the TV huh wow this is like so bizarre on so many levels wow this is like so bizarre on so many

Levels I I genuinely I don’t know what to do about this this is it’s so strange it’s like it’s awesome and crazy at the same time oh look at the time Dapper we got to go come on run run no no no Freedom ah what the fudge what is pulling me what

Noie hi Ken do you want no sure can jump in I’m a Barbie girl a Barbie word sounds better with background music stop F langage help thank you Ron thank you oh my gosh I take it back we’re not doing an emote for that zapper you little wrap scallion all right where is

It where is dang it where do I keep putting my here we go yes yes yes aha I win ever I won oh hello I can’t get to it question I found this footage of you what is this um that is just hello bad boy Halo

Hi quacky no my name is not quacky I guess what bad I changed my name legally I legally changed my name to Big Daddy dead yeah I did I did oh you don’t say I do say so now you have to call me by my legal name oh my goodness hello

Bad hi Big Daddy