“EPIC Space Adventure – Minecraft with Friends” #minecraft

Oh we’re live in here so we better we better put a little status on this channel to say that yeah hey we’re live hi we got uh we got the state of Wisconsin up in the chat state of Wisconsin my God the whole state the whole state that’s a lot of

That’s a lot of views for you I know dude there’s only four people there’s only four people in Wisconsin yeah oh and uh Sydney’s Sydney’s brother is one of them oh there you go and the other you know a quarter you know half of the people in Wisconsin I know half of the

People in Wisconsin it’s Wisconsin was that’s a weird way to spell cheese where is your gold I need a piece of pants you’re not getting in my pants no I don’t want I need them I don’t want to get in them just let me wear them I’m [ __ ] the

Chickens hey k k you still in here yeah I’m still here right jump into his [ __ ] chat so we can actually make you a moderator of the [ __ ] Channel make a comment can do I don’t know why you have two pairs no I gave you one you were wearing a

Pair did you not know that you were wearing pants yeah God sounds like Walter it does hey I can I can also stream Minecraft yeah I might as well get some content put some shorts out or something might as well be useful uh yeah like okay I don’t know

What I was going to build I know I built that we did a little building off screen um built that giant [ __ ] Barn over there it’s cool oh God it looks bad I want to do something different to it but I’m too lazy just add to it that’s all you got

To do just add to it light it on fire oh it’s functional if there’s Corners to it if you have a like a hard Corner get rid of the corners it’ll it off a little bit J what’s going on Nicholas your CH it is yeah SpongeBob this conversation is being recorded

Yes hey picolas how are you [Applause] buddy if it wasn’t Monday I’d get drunk freaking ass stupid ass Dennis I was I put in your chat I got you I got you your mod now holy hell these animals shut the fudge up I’m coming I will [ __ ] each and every one of you just calm down that’s insane

To say no I you got to make him have sex you said why is that sheep back there you don’t make demands for oh my God you’re so loud all that’s not C oh damn I guess guess I guess Mike doesn’t want you to be a moderator he removed the message

Yeah you just Comm in making demands like that Mike just doesn’t like him Mike how dare you excuse me sir how dare you excuse me make little sheets oh orange Kyle go comment on mine too and I’ll make you a moderator [ __ ] the red one okay pig is wearing all the [ __ ]

Armor how’d you get all that armor you [ __ ] you already in the nether I just need to get some quartz and I’m getting the freak out of here no we’re not I have nothing I have I have nothing I but with Channel again right y I won oh Jesus oh my God Mike

How the [ __ ] Mike just gambled all and he now has I don’t know something in the [ __ ] how many he still has less money than he has in real life so I can’t count that high at least two there’s more than one I can’t what a gamble folks the

Excitement in the Stream is high that was a highrisk bet that was ridiculous well I’ll just give you more points if you lose them all yeah I think I can give myself points it doesn’t matter com what’s up Phoenix how you doing thank you got a whole boatload and a half of

Folks hanging out here apparently four I game I I won a trillion points and I have something like two trillion points now damn nice yeah that’s accurate once you figure out how to turn that into real money will all be [ __ ] sorted all right I’m get oh you just got

Here are we really staying here you know what hold on no hold on hold on let me go put this [ __ ] quartz on the other side is there a chest over here oh this is a there’s a stone generator we are live no what what are you doing get back

No why are you leaving me I’m putting a chest out here so we have freaking I’m just going to leave the [ __ ] that I don’t want lost I think John’s cobblestone generator is either broken or I broke it you probably broke it and turn it on I I

Did there doesn’t seem to be any lava um hold on any of these Minecraft commands work yeah no no think I think I don’t think I haven’t done commands yet well I tried one of them it didn’t work only added is Andy right now I was

Going to add one that was Frick just just for Mike but yeah he never told me what he wanted his to say so it’s just freaking freaky freak freck or something along those ridiculous lines I’m still thinking about it huh oh wait you got to wait for thing

Well the Andy one works wa where’s the is it on yeah okay yeah I don’t know it doesn’t seem to want to work so see how my farm is doing down underneath my house down under yeah I think it’s broke I don’t know what happened all right I’m coming back s

So Dennis yes sir I just watched back your stream you screwed up his uh invention oh how uh you weren’t supposed to mine all the way to the Piston oh uh yeah so if you sit there and flip the switch on and off it it will manually uh push the Cobblestone out

Into that long weird uh know that sounds like that sounds like above my pig you flint and steel right no okay I’m going to is that not working yeah cover this [ __ ] oh good I don’t have Cobblestone you do that this is all I have though eight pieces I’ve got 13 pieces of

Cobblestone good enough we’re fine so how do I unfuck this [ __ ] holy [ __ ] lava yeah I don’t know what you did so crap scared the hell out of me oh Jesus these are just farted and it’s toxic it is toxic Sydney we got to go to

Y2 how do you know cuz Y2 is where we get all the ancient debris I think he [ __ ] it up I think I just fixed it yeah let me I’m going to go jump on the computer and see what if I can all right oh so you are getting on

Yeah I’ll get on maybe I’ll stream good good yeah you need some content good content look any content with me is good content all right oh is that yeah you’re Michael Michael how many subscribers do you have I don’t do [ __ ] YouTube what’s that what’s your

Little [ __ ] sorry my my mic was in the way of seeing the screen but I fixed it it it happens uh a lot of people accidentally click on subscribe on a YouTube short and they realize later they’re like who the [ __ ] is this guy in my like you know subscri [ __ ] that [ __ ]

Yeah I mean it it like rattles me to my core and makes me hate my life but that’s okay me Milos do you have food I have six pieces and 29 carots you have steak 29 I wasn’t prepared of course you’re not she never dude this is her in real life

Too here I’m gonna yeah don’t take my carrot you’re having carrots all these beautiful viewers helping my watch Hours went and play cops and robber instead got a decent am of people in here oh I’d be down for that but I already called this Minecraft oh where trenas go he was in here now he’s gone no good no good sure could drag him back in here for some cops and

Robbers where are we going y 12 okay uh just trying not be surrounded by all of the lava yeah oh well we should be underneath it if oh I don’t have a diamond pickaxe though I do okay cuz you’re going to have to pick up the ancient

Debris you got it buddy well are we what are we what are we here for right now you’re so you’re so little Point how do you survive how do you feed yourself and your family with only that much well ancient debris is going to be

A pain the dick to get son of a oh what went [ __ ] lava nothing but lava around here this place sucks dick let me find out that’s my bow I’ll kill myself n i see the bow nearly dead golly hit the wrong button almost died

In the lava again I hate this place I’m leaving damn let that llama [ __ ] up Chuck something at one more [ __ ] time 41 damn we’re nowh near this 36 yeah J oh was it my fence posts okay I can live with that where did we come down here over to the left

Yeah oh was it my Stakes too not I’m pissed maybe if we go that way I think it was all my steak oh my God I lost like 40 something Steak oh man [ __ ] Me what do you got buddy okay why’ you why’ he give it to you I don’t know I lost my chicken brick can we ride those things yeah we need to get um the fungus yeah Saddles fungus and put the fungus on um fishing pole and we can cross the riv the lava

With them I want to give the baby one the baby hold it I think they just steal them look at him yeah he gave me eight Str oh wow oh what if we what if we try that way over here yeah like right here just yeah God Minecraft sucks you

Suck wrong game is the bee’s knees put diesel on the phone I just fart into the mic probably snore there it is I’m at 22 right now what don’t you turn her around and go the other way like go back like maybe just do this do a staircase off the side yeah [Applause] [Applause] yep oh this is Black Stone Black Stone oh this is what I lost last time so I’m going to collect some of it 15 14 oh Nicholas Peele is all out of points hear that you said Yep this is 12 okay start digging there he is come to the Nether and bring us food and pickaxes don’t do it do it do it no no you have betrayed the Jedi Order prove

It damn there it is broke my only pickaxe all right I’m going back I’ll keep going oh no I’m about to break mine too yep yeah all right let’s get out of here I have my diamond one but I’m not going to use it to this don’t waste it

We need to use like Stone ones to be honest honest yeah we need you have a crafting table not here plus honestly uh we need to come back when we’re more prepared and we don’t have any [ __ ] diamonds so what do you give me black stone

Pick it I’ll I’ll I’ll I’ll take it from you I got F50 oh [ __ ] what oh I heard that [ __ ] Karen over there didn’t want didn’t want me near her she doesn’t like Janessa no B has been unived oh be hey I was in the nether what’s up how you doing Cameron

Get Cameron up in the chat y’all what’s up I just watched that tree grow did you prove it yeah is that how old you are you watched an entire show Jesus H you know what I’m going to let you run off by yourself then screw you

Wait am I not going the right way no are you for real yeah no I’m joking oh damn know you’re right i k i k damn we need Rosalita to go clean the uh the nether oh that’s a creeper I clean uh hey Andy got the

Shears oh my God I think Andy’s doing a intro or something right now ah only ner how many cars he hit today today yeah so the two things that went into the lava were my uh my 40 something odd steak and like 15 chicken oh man so all the protein yeah

Hey did you want this black stone yes please and thank you ow okay I have a stack of 64 wow I shall take I’m going to go put my nether stuff upstairs actually well Nicholas finally uh won some points [Applause] Wow What about you Milos did you hit any cars on the way home no [Applause] no you know I I thought you would have why would I hit a car my way home JY I’m not a bad driver my record is squeaky clean mine isn’t stick yeah I figured you could use it on

Yourself oh thank you oh oh my uh then I shall do things to myself that is a lot of pickaxes well I need them all excuse me why aren’t you live right now me yeah I don’t know failure didn’t feel like a live day everyday is a live

Stream day you’re live to here come take your carrots back I only ate a few no you can have them I don’t want them you I don’t want them you threw them on the ground I wouldn’t touch anything touches no thank you I’m okay I used it because I got explosive

Diarrhea from Taco Bell you know it’s kind of like one of those chocolate covered carrots you get for Easter oh there it is some some somebody send her somewhere she can’t come back from therapy oh let’s try there first I all my carrots oh okay then you want these I’ll yeah I’ll take

That thank you do you want these pants back no I’m good uh thank you though look at all this sand you need a torch up here do I no it’s here not over here no it’s good I I don’t need it to what the [ __ ] was that Sydney language my Kel Farm English

Early you’re supposed to say Frick come on now yeah what the frick oh and it begins no Sydney you you are the freck what the you what the me what the freck bless you I’m revoking this tree’s right to live hey hey hey hey hey that’s private eyes

Only S I thought we talked about this you’re not doing only fans he said he said he looked at it like am I not in the public that’s your house oh now you want to be friendly lighter on fire oh thank you no here’s some gold

Pants I’ll pay you to go like Dennis on fire take the gold pants that did yall see that did y’all see that [ __ ] shot I just killed the [ __ ] out of that cow it was alive and then I unived it he broke it again where that dead [ __ ] at there he [Applause]

Is just in case I uh get lost in the nether I oh yeah Cameron says this is a Christian Minecraft server there just no no no words here I’m not a Christian I’m in trouble oh yeah I’d say so did you did you light yourself on fire oh big

Trouble did you light your house on fire no what’s over here here I just uh oopsies did you fall in there yeah in in the lava you lost all yeah oh my God how did you do [Applause] that got saw Contraption you know what

To be honest we need to give him an word I I don’t I didn’t I didn’t know that was possible yeah we used it a lot in previous worlds but there goes piccolas Neil gambling all he lost it all what can I have some of that oh there’s like a full chest in

Here I didn’t want to run over there but I need it I’m going to go build in the nether please don’t here look see I know where it is right here yeah there you go you walked back you by the time you walked back to me you could have walked

Down there a be quiet Sydney I second the motion wow what are we second them Sydney shutting the hell up oh nice I’m out Gathering all those Mossy don’t I I have what what are we in favor of Sydney shutting the [ __ ] upell oh freck hi

Damn all right guys this is going to be a silent stream thank God when John gets back on he’s going to have to look at that I don’t know what the [ __ ] I just [Applause] did hello Phoenix uh I’ve only got like a th000 watch hours left until I do membership and whatnot

Nice I just gave myself an infinite water source mother [ __ ] God Bless America I’m not of [ __ ] pickaxes yeah not sure why it sorry about that Phoenix I hope it is fixed what’ you do uh for some reason Janessa uh well that too yeah for some reason it didn’t unmute the Discord I

Don’t know why but interesting get off I’m doing good uh I don’t know how are you [Applause] doing uh we got the I think the Irish in here we got the Canadians in here uh I think a part of Mexico maybe posibly I don’t know there’s definitely

No Canadians in here you have no idea what you’re talking about wait Sean left oh [ __ ] Sean left sorry there’s no Canadians left in here false information I’m recoring you ah just report it right I’m up in the chat he should just get [ __ ] in here he can see the channel

In I’m pretty sure who camon he’s in Dennis’s shot oh um yeah no Cameron there’s if I’m around we’re going to say bad words it’s not a question it’s it’s just happening mhm it’s not if it’s when it really truly is [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it’s all the time

Like I actually I don’t the vocabulary to to not swear doesn’t exist to me yeah military does that thanks glad to hear you’re okay what is that private pile your mother’s ass hair oh [ __ ] me okay where did the chest go with all the please don’t die please don’t die and he

Died oh I don’t know where I was he did hey you don’t belong down here what are you doing oh there’s liing going on that yeah he’s getting ready to lose a case against me actually we we’ve settled the case already it’s pretty much over tools look at the tool chest boom boom

Boom just dreamed so hard she woke up into [ __ ] I hope I can get back over there fast enough you ever sleep Wayne cuz da sleep WIS sometimes he’s having a particularly Vivid dream he’s just sitting there [ __ ] whining taking all these weird breaths and [Applause]

[ __ ] oh Phoenix she should roast me no matter what me she doesn’t need to you roasted yourself alive earlier oh speaking of kisses what’s happening with the one k Dennis that I have with you what what’s happening there still [ __ ] sitting with an open ticket in my Discord there

Just have wait the next court date to like finish up for what done isn’t it yeah settlement’s done we’re waiting for the next court date to uh do pay out oh a judge still has to sign the order it’s something that could normally be done administratively in real life but uh

We’re going to play it out it seems in court wonder when the next court is it’s been ages now te’s been sitting open me Discord a long time well maybe next time don’t get shot at that’s not my fault I know that’s that’s why we got the settlement yeah 50 here

Boom that character’s going to buy himself a nice new car and get get get a one yesterday I don’t know if I can that was a that was a or was it yesterday Andy when did I roast you uh the other day it was the last

Stream we did [ __ ] roast oh it was funny yeah I I recorded that yeah oh it was funnyy did you graduate high school yeah so you took a benchmark yeah so you know how to read what’s going on N 34 why you reading your CH hey um what are these uh the uh

Yesterday’s Patrol went pretty good we got called in at the end of the night to go work as a detective which is something we used to do in the server and had since left we went back in did a stellar job as a detective as I always do and finished out the night

Strong can you look at my stream no Sydney that’s for the bathroom Yes actually I should be [ __ ] watching what am I doing I am doing good thank you sir for asking do you know what this is hold on I’m loading it up right now any day now [ __ ] thing come

On I almost died there oh definitely Phoenix she definitely said it for a reason what did I say for a reason the uh when you’re roasting [Applause] Me my my so many people alive right Now [Applause] um where are you where’s uh Sydney and M I’m in the I at my house oh why are you in the nether why can’t I find you here [ __ ] [Applause] oh I’m sorry to hear you having PC issues they’re uh Noob 34 it feels wrong just call you a

Noob I mean you know it’s your name so [Applause] I’m Excavating oh that is uh ancient debris congratulations so I need to get it with this pick uh diamond pickaxe God damn it what for why are there so many creepers in the wild you’re a creeper did you get is

There three in there no just too okay that’s why I was Excavating yeah that [ __ ] is uh oh what’s this on the side of the house it’s just like Vines what on my house yeah I’m coming up my chat bragging about your dead lifts get it I don’t actually don’t know

What I can deadlift I hate deadlifts oh yeah those are Glo Glo or glowberries oh [ __ ] yep and you bone meal that um you hang it and you can bone meal it to get more glowberries does it have to be on a specific block it can be on anything um except for leaves

Okay you might be stronger than my GTA character but I don’t know if you’re stronger than me hey Andy Hey Sydney you were left something in your chat oh my God I wasn’t subscribed to you Sydney [ __ ] Jesus that’s unacceptable my I’m unfoll you I’m admitting to it

Okay really Phoenix the son of a horse [ __ ] [ __ ] mugget mugget nugget I don’t know wow getting roasted by my own chat hello that’s how you know your chat loves you my chat donates your chat roasts you it’s it’s the [Applause] same yeah know what do you leav in your

Chat we all know Jersey is the worst Joy new joisy I have a disease from just thinking about it it’s okay swe I see I see this nice little witchcraft house over here and then the Creeper following me um excuse me excuse you yeah it seems that the

Creepers follow you a lot that may say something about you oh my God why is it over there prick off bro I have an Axe and a a wooden hoe you are you’re a ho wood that cannot be comfortable too far off that [Applause] was wow Milas

What’s up I think if you went over five maybe six hang on that’s where you were what’s uh what’s wrong with my mic got is something wrong with my mic no I hear you no my my chat asked like she said uh why the [ __ ] is your mic

Like this I don’t know why is uh why is my mic doing what the mic is doing it might just be my voice I don’t you might just hate how I sound that might be might be a you problem uh Phoenix what what’s your no I just checked it and the makes

Fame whenever Mr checked on the stream and you sound F to me see what you started hey man I’m sorry you call me Jersey I call you Connecticut all right all right Jersey right they might just not like how I sound I don’t blame them I don’t

Either y trying I’m trying to figure out my kelp farm right now your kelp yeah my bone meal SL kelp [Applause] Farm bone me are you eating bones you dirty [ __ ] yeah dude someone’s got her right Janessa loves eating bones oh yeah she does oh all sorts of Bones oh you don’t say

And’s getting excited Andy do you you have a pickaxe you can break this block that I placed somehow behind me wait what this yes thank you oh sorry the streams are a little loud around here the streams or the streamers Andy can you break break that block for me

Again which one this one yeah they said the stream it definitely it could be the stream could be me could be everything can you can you thank you you need a shovel no I think I should be fine there we go Nicholas trying to say I’m famous in here no sir absolutely not

Although PR link I don’t honestly oh my go freaking oh God don’t mind that H I don’t recall having seen you in my streams before so that being said welcome to the stream so happy to have you here just muted everybody else and the rain stopped simultaneously it’s

Nice and quiet up in here now so I always try to greet everybody and I didn’t do that this stream so happy Monday everybody it is a Monday which means it’s shitty and you’ve made it to the end of the day though so you know that’s that’s a pretty good

Thing again and happy Monday happy Monday indeed trying to build a little house over here away from all the uh the folks I have my own little hidey-hole St I don’t have a pickaxe holy [ __ ] now what are you g say what are you

Gonna say h get me the [ __ ] out of here what are you gonna say you son of a [ __ ] God you can’t go that way no godam what are you gonna say JY what do you want me to say to you huh that Connecticut is not a pass through

St it is oh thank you I’ve never heard someone say my voice is nice and I’d have to disagree with you but thank you for the kind words so funny they’ll nether find your body right exactly shut the [ __ ] up oh I hate you oh my god jackass but instead it’s

Andy speaking of butts he’s still roasting me I’m sorry I’m sorry for uh I’m sorry oh no don’t be sorry I couldn’t even Place Connecticut on a [ __ ] map because it doesn’t belong on the map really let’s just turn it into parking lot neither does Oregon no

You’re no [ __ ] this place no Oregon has some of the best flower out there ever hey no would you like a nugget I’ll take your word for it Ingot what you going to give me what you got there we go have a good night bye to everyone yes I am from the US

OFA oh God I’m sorry Andy I’m sorry on hand spectral arrows nice here take Spectrum arrows you’re on the Spectrum you have arrows I feel like I’m on the Spectrum lately you are a bottle of water and a fire charge you here have some more yall are lagging damn I should have been

Recording that would have been good clip right there what Kyle said to Andy what’s that goodbye goodbye to everyone except from Connecticut oh I muted deaf and I missed it too damn it oh damn yeah I’m saying hi to the chat I got quite a few [ __ ] up in the chat is that

Jess I didn’t I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jessup in my chat I don’t hope he’s not familiar with the uh [Applause] username do I have a third oh wait I got all right who else is Dennis is streaming so I’m going to pull up YouTube on my computer and stream Dennis

I got Sydney on my tablet and Andy on my phone I’m mobile you can take me with you to the toilet ew damn what do I think of the EU um I mean that’s that’s a loaded question they’re okay Clementine is it is Clementine I have Clementine up in my

Chat that’s fine I okay that works for me oh that’s [ __ ] wood not dirt no I have no EU is just fine I got a couple uh couple buddies I play with one is from the uh UK there’s an Irish guy who I don’t think is part of the EU cuz you

Know they’re terrorism anyway buddies he plays with they don’t have enough potato if you’re not careful I’m play with your butt e wait a minute reported can’t do that can I do black stone stairs hey go go in there and check your uh check your something what did you

Do check my what what’s going on Thomas how are you the sign the sign uh in slrp I’m a deputy three jersey lives here Joy it’s Jo then I was that would say juy oh don’t do that yeah no man thank you monetization gone yeah I don’t know how uh how you

Could translate joisy yeah and the Bel tell everyone that I clip the Connecticut roast and I would put photos in the Discord oh what kinetic the I’m glad everyone’s roasting me being de on time and it’s like all I’ve been doing is getting no the you

You can roast me you can roast me if you can come up with any good ones I’ll let I’m sorry no I’m sorry but I ain’t doing it hang on you’re from Arkansas that roasts itself Thomas come get in the [ __ ] Discord my guy or the whatever I don’t

Know the thing the do hickey where we’re doing hickeys whoa yeah shut up you like it I don’t know what I’m building over here I’m going to unbuild it everyone’s giving him two hickeys it’s just Denis stand the mic up closer to my face

Here so I can get a ball in your ears oh my God God boom I’m ready it makes me so wet oh that’s a weird way to say [Laughter] crusty quick somebody get Janessa’s sock I need an adult we don’t have one oh Clementine wants to join in with the

Hickeys do it you don’t need permission actually I mean Clementine could join up in this chat too because she’s uh part of La Familia the family the family that’s what that means uh thank you hey thanks for hello oh God okay Noob you you go in the corner and hickey yourself

Okay oh my god get the vacuum take the attachments away from him oh boy Sydney Sydney what Sydney you got a spider ah you all right I don’t I was going to build a house over here but what’s up Thomas how many houses do you need can we get a picture of us

Before the Discord waiting for to uh drag me it wasn’t me oh god I didn’t even realize you messaged me privately I only just did it I thought you guys were near the Discord I’m sitting there like [ __ ] GNA drag me I’m not yeah we hide in

Different places you can’t be too safe yeah ah Phenix it’s all good I’m a big boy I could take it you make a new world you can take ity Sydney Hey Sydney all right oh God that was that was a bad qu she’s playing

With fire I heard it I heard it it was him when did SP get here hello spludge hello hello where are you at right now can you do the general Kenobi thing wow Sydney I just saw you light it on on your stream you lying son of a [ __ ] wait Sydney

Streams now yes bu this you want to beator do I have a stop teabagging me wait why is Sydney light next to me I gave you all my bone oh we don’t have yeah give it to me yeah yeah oh yeah I’m done all right okay it’s okay I have

A I feel sorry for you it doesn’t last long I have a I have a bed oh I have shears I can make a bed just go Shear the the Sheep why why are you leaving my front door open uh Hey a sheep I do not know any uh

German folks to my knowledge is there anyone is there any uh German folk up in slrp oh Mike knows German and he’s muted right now I’m sure knows everything he knows at least a couple of words German I thought M 32 different languages but I also how many come on

Spanish is the main one he knows Thomas did you hear it Mike somebody in uh onol said we need a Spanish translat 6 to do it BR down bring down down near the beach bring in here yeah just yeah but [ __ ] Miguel’s character is supposed to be my brother then created more of

Headache a conflict so they had to have like got a name tag I got one feed me question put it on the Anvil and name it whatever you want my god there are so many people talking how yall doing just come and chat with you guys

For a minute uh so no off the top of my head that’s a good stretch off top of my head I don’t know any German folks not for lack of trying though and then uh what we got here I got Phoenix said you’re part German very well very interesting

And Clementine next time next time you come join us come play some Minecraft with us I’ll get you uh if you play Minecraft normally you can just send me your username I can get you an invite to the uh the realm somebody’s in my house I hear

Him but it was like you know he was like wait what cuz he saw my name in the RP chat too he’s like this mik ass guy I named it Clementine yeah he was he was five minutes while they found somebody who could understand him what’s this m what’s this someone’s putting

German in the chat what what’s that say I know I okay well John Clementine says that the vanilla Minecraft is gross so but iag after what does she want guns or something what does she run I don’t know we’ll have to uh she heard the question I have no doubts so we’ll wait

For the answer open the goddamn [ __ ] chest Jesus Christ you never realize how rainy the Minecraft rain is really like strong hello [ __ ] s your yeah go ahead [ __ ] all right we’ll use it on we got to get the splash that the splash potion do you still have one of

Those or no I used it but I can make one okay we need that spash potion of weakness uh Spider Eye some sugar and have a kind of on get all those hang on do you have Golden Apple you have yeah I have one do you have a spider ey there’s so

Many voices in my head right now yes I know us here I don’t what you’re talking about for got a spider over here is just having a completely separate conversation about the actual game like like complete shows I I literally can’t understand or hear anything happening around me at this

Point I’m just here oh we got a villager so have shears I yes in one of my chests the [ __ ] out shovel that’s my B oh got more G in the chat to sayle or an enchanted golden apple I only have an enchanted Mike come translate the German

Yeah what into Google translate oh that means I’d have to do work so you didn’t understand me I think oh I don’t understand I barely speak the [ __ ] English language it’s really it’s not you it’s me oh you don’t put it in there it’s fermented in here oh damn that [ __ ]

Hurt are you two actually playing the game properly yeah they’re actually doing stuff they’re trying to cure a zombie villager I’m over here just making all the cows [ __ ] I like to watch the cows make other cows I just contining with the talking you need a what he’s getting

Ready to start another rake that’s what he’s doing excuse no no no bad I can only imagine that’s actually very offensive to German people yeah I have my I have my German have to be used to it what so many voices what thanks for typing that in my what do you mean

What second M I have a German passport because my grandfather oh your grandfather you no he was my grandfather was Jewish and he had to leave Germany in like 1939 come on like years old got he did he got out of one of the last he actually cool story he like

[ __ ] his dad faked like an invitation to a business York go us yeah I want to hear my story I I would like to hear the story but I really can’t hear anything with all these animals [ __ ] we got to go into your sets and turn the game volume down or some [ __ ] that’s what I should do oh [ __ ] up God damn it Mike it was it’s a cool story though because like they weren’t letting people think that English is be F this

Question I don’t have a single Brown mushroom oh I have a fuckload he’s [ __ ] trying to play Minecraft over of brown mushrooms yeah like I have like 40 oh my God we’ve been trying to look forever I’m coming to your house and stealing them it’s up it’s up in the

Chest he basically on us steal them they’re free oh you’re [ __ ] on us in German that’s acceptable I don’t blame you I that’s he’s like English is like the easy I think English is the easiest language we’re just simple so yeah yeah ID I know you just called us a [ __ ]

Idiot mhm like some some words in Spanish I understand when I hear people tell them Dennis come on that was clearly ger obviously the I’m the point I’m making is I can understand some Spanish something about beer jman does not sound friendly German SS angry think that NE is doubt yes bless you

Just what he I think that Dutch is like friendly german yes and then and like Swedish is like gay German said gay German have you never heard have you never heard like on any any TV show if there’s any Swedish person they just sound like a gay German

Person okay guys if we’re all around can we get a group shot yeah I’m coming down right now wait don’t you need blaze powder to do where we going for this group shot my legs blaze powder for what your [ __ ] mom’s house that’s where mate is it GI ugly [ __ ] puke house

The Brewing stands I thought you had a brewing stand oh M I love I love the cheek of Y Patrol last name Mark and Thomas you [ __ ] dick face okay well he’s I was cheerfully saying good night in front of the entire shift on the

Radio and in front of all the streams as well so yeah that’s where I seen it I think I’ve seen it in ggs or or something but you had the perfect response Thomas and with that shi will be taking over where’d you go SP ey in my brewing stand it’s like

What Clarkson used to say on that terrible disappointment thank you for watching good night you guys want to go outside I don’t want to do it duster you the da sandero oh my good it’s been delayed oh no such a shame oh no anyways you guys want to go across the

River take a picture what we do the picture yeah we’re going get group shot yeah we can do that yeah inside doesn’t really make sense oh I have a why why is this is this house finished no absolutely not why is the inside covered in puke I know right covered in

Puke where’s and you have flowers going through the floor the [ __ ] this is in the corner there two Bells over here there’s basically a bell end over here where’s your house there’s the big glass one over there in this side of the oh okay that that empty one over there yeah

Thomas how’s your health my health yeah you full health mentally not well no why Crossfire Crossfire ex you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he’s got diamonds get the diamonds Diamond holy [ __ ] it’s right here oh God I love this bow you [ __ ] dick yeah I just had to test my [ __ ] of diamonds sword right

There so now now I’m kind of thinking I’ll do it again sword right here this syney can I kill den no no my other sword this is going to remind me of 1775 who’s got my um iron sword not me I’ll St I don’t is it you

No I have just my iron sword and a bunch of nothing what in the mother [ __ ] [ __ ] was that it say kelp that’s my ke Farm pons that should be [ __ ] illegal so it’s running off of redstone who took all the mud out of my freaking

House ow ow ow what the [ __ ] [ __ ] Connecticut looking ass [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did you shoot really uh remember bow with power four and Flame M yeah God I’m sorry I thought I thought you you [ __ ] [ __ ] you have my [ __ ] wait that all did that all come out of it’s

My [ __ ] you can have your [ __ ] no snap huh did this all this kelp come to this spot here or did you pick I don’t want kelp it it came up here uh it sounds like Thomas has the kelp I do not have the CP yes he does I will turn them

Inside out finding out do you want wait you want all my Stu I just need to know if it came up I had a pickaxe that pickax fine you’re good you have our red stone this is I don’t have your Redstone I can just murder you both and you can sort it out

I didn’t have your Redstone there there’s some eggs over there just beautify the place oh hell oh hell SC sh where are we taking this fire what’s going on uh I guess outside the on the other side of the river sure oh my God we actually like

Pumpkin farms and like Coco Bean [ __ ] you guys have actually been doing things that’s such a surprise here a fish I want to kill you for your food you want to take it with the Birch Forest being in the background sure oh my God the Pyro who let her in I

Can I can it’s for background Aesthetics okay that’s what you think I can light you on fire what are you doing everybody on fire who wants to become fire oh boy no you walked into it I did all right let’s get this picture we’re losing losing thought the one benefit of

John not being here is there wouldn’t be any fire [ __ ] I don’t know he’s probably in bed yeah being a b no early morning I took it off loser well we have the same skin so just copy and paste it just yeah cut you out and add add a

Duplicate next to you yeah just I don’t know where we where are we looking hold on I forgot how to change Jess said to have Thomas get on a bed and then everyone everyone stand around him with white flowers um no CH what’s going on all right look

Look towards I guess that big tower over there we’ll get some pictures with the water oh [ __ ] me oh [ __ ] who built that I did why do I join and like this immediately we did a little building off screen little building Andy why are you in the center Dennis and I are

Together no I will turn you into pink [ __ ] Mist come on how about we turn getting in the middle yeah that’s my wife he’s just huh this looks like this looks like a casting couch yep there he go stay right there perfect done what the [ __ ] Sydney look up what

Are you doing you’re looking down no that’s too high up your neck’s broken that’s too far down yeah there you go the [ __ ] Tower Pro makes a pro makes a habit out of talking [ __ ] in German mhm anybody else get pictures or am I or

Was I I think I think I got something what in the [ __ ] oh oh my domestic violence that bow is one powerful where the [ __ ] did you get this bow give me my bow back I don’t want to give it to you anymore it’s not even

Your bow it is my bow i i i farmed took you long enough holy crap the [ __ ] you get this bow from Sydney built it for me if that isn’t true love what is now Sydney picking up all my stuff wait what is your stuff oh I’m not going

Through this again probably this and probably that cuz I don’t remember having it probably this dirt probably that don’t remember having it she’s just going to use you as a garbage yeah uh that seems about it oh on you did youw here M your cup shipped

Finally yay hey y’all go check out the merch store link coming up in the chat gu a pretty lit [ __ ] that’s what the kids say these days lit lit like a TI something like Phoenix says I’m glad I’m wearing headphones so my wife doesn’t hear this [ __ ] [Laughter] so then I need

To drop your pants what what H expose your dick of ball balls full frontal what listen Chief Hey listen Chief who says oh oh [ __ ] she punched me in the face you deserve it though Andy and hello my baby hello myab oh my God somebody gave never trusts

Right someone gives him a power weapon all of a sudden him going over here oh did I lose my freaking i l sto my levels yeah it’s bucket anymore how do you that’s the way it works all right any who’s wait your mom this chest here I lost all

My buckets H my mama’s chest oh I know where your bucket went where you where the [ __ ] did my buckets go my Dennis I’m not gonna ride him out damn it oh Andy you [ __ ] you said John took him are you talking about me John took

Him [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are you I’ll fighting John I’m not John thought you talk about me cuz you John like AR Swifty took him no you’re not going to confuse you and John going to [ __ ] say I was about to [ __ ] say oh um I’m on the wrong side of a

Fence well that’s trespassing it’s my fence no maybe you should have thought about that maybe you should stay on your side of the honestly it’s my fence hey why are you guys in there with my chickens I [ __ ] chickens guys not the chickens oh my God uh sydne I’m I’m make I need

[Applause] food why are my chickens your food because they’re high in protein low in fat what they usually are they also give me more feathers for bow arrows yeah that’s what that’s what everybody needs you have more bow arrows can you eat blueberries yep you can they make your

Kiding he keeps coming at me I’ll be right [Applause] back Bang [Applause] why did I do that twice I feel like that [ __ ] episode of SpongeBob Andy how many times you got to teach you this lesson old man the [ __ ] out of here you little chicken looking ass

[ __ ] wow well maybe you should have thought about that oh my God all right I need to go cook all these [ __ ] I’m sure that’ll be very problematic for you oh [ __ ] I just made two chickens did you make the [ __ ] no they that’s what happens no they were

Already when Mommy chicken and daddy chicken one of them farts the egg out the cloa god CLA that is a word I haven’t used in a hot [ __ ] minute and it is by far one of my favorite words on Earth I don’t know what it is uh oh the CLA

That is a bird’s uni hole it is literally a un hole we used to have a a uni hole like one hole it poops it pees it bursts out of the same hole yep yep cloa we used to have a a Facebook messenger chat with our friends called

The CLA CL mhm solid all right that yeah and nothing can go wrong with a little CLA ayy and then if you didn’t want to do anal you’re already doing it so exactly oh God too late baby too late we’re doing front back side and even the urethra the

CLA it’s uh really is one size fits all what’s up chat how’s everyone doing hanging out listening to CH a lot Thomas a lot you don’t know me well it’s things are not [Applause] Okay what’s That yeah I um I hacked I cheated the system I’m on on air bubbles so I can stay underwater Oh that’s how it works where you at you moo and [ __ ] I’m going to kill you so [ __ ] hard what now I murdered a cow okay in my defense

You look kind of fun you get that message your honor in my defense he had a gun ignore that you can say [ __ ] all you want you can say [ __ ] all you want I don’t know why it said that I think I your chat apparently well that sounds

Like uh what is it second amend First Amendment what are the amendments well the second protects the first to avoid racist words bless you racist I don’t know what you’re talking about there are racist words no I got presents oh god oh wow you got pregnant congratulations man oh he just cared

Me all right I didn’t kill Andy I thought about it I was reading the chat read the chat faster everyone work what the [ __ ] maybe you need to work on your ability to read no I told everyone I’m from Arkansas headphones what are you doing leave me alone how do you make the

[ __ ] I gots uh bamboo and spider webs yeah freak off man I’m staying under water ow oh piccolas Neil lost all his points and that’s why you don’t go to Vegas and gamble yes gamble kits hey you oh it won’t let me read that pardon yeah it it it it blocks it all

Actually here let me see if I Can yep I can’t I can’t see what you was banned you why you’re just Banning your [ __ ] streamer or your uh app apparently said a bad word and streamlabs said absolutely not oh [ __ ] naughty naughty wow yeah I you saying a racist yeah come over to my chat you can

Say anything you want as long as it’s not racist don’t don’t be racist what what he said probably will uh affect yours too cuz I didn’t change any settings in mine oh all right then you you don’t want all right all right all right oh it’s not picolas it’s Nicholas sorry I

Thought I had been pronouncing it wrong the whole time as Nicholas so it’s it okay it is Nicholas everybody it’s not piccolas thei told me it’s piccolas so well if stou said it how dare you blame me you told me oh oh I heard that from you that was are you [ __ ]

Kidding me oh my God you do that you got that you can do that that’s what oh this was open oh wait no okay it didn’t do anything that bad what no I want that back tell me this say really 94 wow 64 likes and four dislikes on the new short that’s not

Bad I disliked it be you well I dislike you being alive come here I’m going to find you and un alive you I also like I also just like being alive sometimes I mean just do it M as well huh talk about it yeah don’t say that me Sydney

Shushy yes it was anyone speaking to you is anyone speaking to you see I was hoping that someone would say yes and I say oh I’m sorry but no one was no one actually was talking to her no it didn’t oh my god oh ID oh okay so the

Word that they muted was idiot um wow so operative says I’ve been non-stop laughing for the last five or or so [ __ ] minutes because you chaotic idiots are funny as [ __ ] I mean it’s kind of just the autism sentence was idiot oh yeah because it’s offensive not Idiot don’t worry about

That it’s fine Dennis I have nine arrows do you want them ah where are they in my hands don’t give him more give them to me now or I’ll kill you and take them by force not if you have any ammo I’ve got a creeper I’ve got the one saor wants to

Talk to you splooch you [ __ ] better not now what do you have that I want I’ll give you a steak where the [ __ ] is it don’t you [ __ ] dare get him the [ __ ] out of here can I have can I have get him the [ __ ] out of here I’m killing

Him I’m kill oh you [ __ ] C I guess I need books yay I’ll take half well you can take all of them if you’re G to make books cuz books means enchantment and enchantment means Infinity you know that he already has an enchantment table down there right oh

Neat this is this is oh hello chat again I’ve muted everybody it just gets really chaotic in here props to everyone for sticking through it God only knows why y’all are still here this is just a bunch of a loud sorry a bunch of loud annoying just absolute craziness so

How’s everyone doing though hit up the chat let me know how you’re doing let me know how you’re you’re feeling if you’re not in the Discord already uh I would love to have you there I put a link up to it earlier I can throw up another

Link if uh anyone missed it but we’d love to have you and uh hopefully everybody’s having a grand old time hanging out here with me during the stream more than happy to have y’all folks here I think we’re going to probably go for maybe another half hour

Or so I got to wake up 4:00 a.m. oh [ __ ] uh 4:00 a.m. to get to the gym so can’t stay up too late but uh but yeah and I already I already forgot you said you love it I don’t even know what you’re talking about anymore I

Think I’m old I’m old my brain doesn’t function properly Fu the bedet that’s what I didn’t want doing for the bees the bees for the bees bees [ __ ] don’t don’t tou don’t I mean if it’s fitting inside a be probably want to see a dog do you have any sugar can

Or is it all planted it can fit anywhere it just you know I think it might be in you know I don’t want to talk about this anymore uh yeah it’s in there mhm oh the chaos in the Discord yes I do I do enjoy the chaos in the Discord and then I

Think about what you guys here are watching this and I’m like man I’m sorry this is this just a bunch of loud garbage why are the people in my house get out of my house I’m going to make it my house if you’re not careful there’s a

Zombie in here it’s about to kill me well oh my God I did it again Andy oh Milos I keep ruining the [ __ ] Redstone cuz I’m a Riri over here Riri you keep letting water in is that what you keep doing yeah you [ __ ] silly and he keeps let his spray everywhere oh

My God everywhere okay I’m listening course you’re always water boarding if you know what that is all right I think now I’ll show you water sense of the term what no no break that block again over here I think now no Denis bro I’m I’m on four

Hearts got here have some food get out further I don’t have any food I said here have some you give me okay hold on hold on hold on do it this [Applause] way why am I I’m like literally you struggling right now with this no they’re [ __ ] it’s potatoes steak and

Chicken it’s potato potato did I sayi chickens oh everything is in bread 18th generation dude it’s like eight Wings on them at this point like the eyes used to touch now they they’ve devolved to just one eyeball just it’s one moderate sized eyeball one [ __ ] eye it’s just an eyeball with wings on

It that’s what you’re eating dude they don’t even say Bach anymore yeah just kill me existence is pain we I am working on teaching them the English language specifically so they can voice their displeasure the chickens sure why not if that’s what you can [ __ ] call them the

Abominations all right so this is done wait let’s test it you want to get [ __ ] dead what I said you want to get [ __ ] dead you killed me like 10 times tonight I know [ __ ] it one more time can I borrow a bucket sorry you in the way Andy uh yeah

It’s my last bucket though I’ll bring it right back where is it she won’t she won’t she’ll steal it she will she is a thief tennis you pushed them down I have it on me I’m I’m making a sugar cane Farm oh nice you can Farm my sugar um let’s see hi all

Right holy [ __ ] nuggets cool oh wait that’s Andy I just gave him the the bucket oh I don’t need this I’ll take it all right Andy can you just step away real quick in other words we don’t want your kind here I want to see and I’m de wait why

Am I demonetized what I say what didn’t you [ __ ] say I don’t know I remember you’re from Arkansas it was probably something about breeding with your own blood relatives I had a I had a okay hear me out I had a [ __ ] patient call me today and she’s like oh

I talked to you last week I speak to like 200 [ __ ] people a day yeah I don’t remember I get that all the time people are like oh I spoke to you uh like four months ago I’m like what am I a computer like come on dude like uh okay

Do you have a number in your voice voicemail that was left yeah uh I didn’t listen to my voicemail oh it’s not thank you that’s great it’s fine oh well figure it out me that’s because that water is not problem is it was before I mean I guess I didn’t need to do

That cuz this this block this this one right here is doing it right I other ones aren’t yeah I need this one here too oh my crazy husband what’ he do the [ __ ] did I do I don’t know what didn’t I do well glad I wasted my food on you Rest

In Pieces Thomas oh that’s one way to get rid of the British [ __ ] you you were doing a pretty good job that in their own he tried to jump after his tea it was already floating down the [ __ ] Harbor must consume tea I like tea too yeah well we didn’t have to kill

You you don’t have to be British to like tea I love tea I have tea every morning I have spearmint tea no nothing I it’s it’s good for oh say it’s good for the soul no it’s it’s good for my medical issues I was say he he takes after

John what is that a compliment or an insult that’s up to you both you you tell us what you think it is insult well there you go must be an insult if you are offended I am offended I want to raise a complainant Dennis I’m offended okay wonderful do me a

Favor oh I forgot it doesn’t make the sound when uh when we’re streaming I was just going to boot him off into a different Channel and all you’re going to hear is a Michael do Michael do it well how about how about if we just do user in

Your channel was banned from the server I’m glad I can rely on you Michael oh it’s Nicholas what so Andy how am I supposed to fix this you’re not you’re supposed to deal with it uh operative I haven’t really done anything um where the [ __ ] did you go

Guys [ __ ] it’s like I almost have to P he something funny no [ __ ] go get the bow go get this is my server I will ban you if you have my bow where is it Revenge that was that was actually pretty good Andy you got it didn’t you uh

You got it didn’t sorry Dennis muh who has got the bow it’s Edy Andy has the bow oh [ __ ] silence is defining look at [ __ ] guys three of them chasing each other meanwhile build a [ __ ] house why is over this boat oh my God God damn

It oh I got Enderman upstairs if anybody wants to take out an Enderman give me the I have the bow your your wife has it your wife has it your wife has it the [ __ ] is that sound Enderman it’s not normal bro you got checked the [ __ ] is going on where is my

[ __ ] bow has it Sydney is no longer with us Sydney has it she is I’m looking at her right now hang on I missed give is why did you murder your wife wow you she my yeah no I will find a weapon where is the [ __ ] bow Sydney

There’s that one episode of sth Park where they love killing each other ah you touched water stupid you hit me get Away hey hey hey I’ll give it back I’ll give it back please don’t I know what you’re doing I in Creative like why is that is flying really wants that bat right Milos yeah we got to get this block of section of water flowing this

Way right and that’s why I put the signs there thinking it was going to hold it back but I don’t I don’t Can’t Hide can’t have these so like if I try it in front of him you know this is what happens it just FS back up interesting he’s and I thought well

You know what maybe if I do it like this I can’t believe I just got bullied I got bullied so hard oh [ __ ] is in there floating in front of me just looks up he go it takes him like a second he goes oh [ __ ] where you at Andy leave me alone

Please oh do do you do you do you have another uh potion oh no do you have another Potion No you have another potion Thomas it’s a nice house be a shame if somebody you know drown that’s a drown it’s a different different mob [ __ ] times then just going around killing

People no I’m going back into survival now uh uh there there’s a creeper below you just need multiple creepers just needed to re aieve myow actually push them out Sydney I think Sydney’s harboring my stone tools I I don’t have anything no it’s all right I just all I lost was my

Generic stone tools I like to oh thank you have on me I have a pickaxe a stone sword no I had no I had well I had an iron sword I should also have a stone I also have an iron sword but I also have an iron sword I’m assuming yours is the

One that’s pretty damage yeah and then it’s just a stone axe pick and uh shovel okay do you want it I do you going to come get it I am hand it over how the I’m behind you you died oh my God all in the creeper [ __ ] oh that’s what I

Need thank you thank you yep yep yep yep yep yep another one oh oh look at them all down there I got to hear zombies really close to me meat wash MOS you can bring them to SPO she loves having the creepers yeah no [ __ ] off isn’t my name right it’s splodge SP

Sorry I made the name before I even knew what splooge meant come stain whatever I mean it’s all the same also splooge isn’t really a word okay so I didn’t the first guy who told me I didn’t believe him so you named yourself ejaculation and you just were like damn that’s

Crazy he was like oh do you know what this means I was like no not really I didn’t believe him so I to Google it it’s all your stuff I don’t remember what else you had oh if you don’t want it I’ll take it I

Need food no I needed the I needed the leather I’m sorry I didn’t need the [ __ ] rotten [ __ ] I I don’t know Jess says it’s splooge so it’s probably splooge I don’t know you know someone like Jess can go [ __ ] us so wow know I don’t know what you guys

Think but yeah have a good rest of your night Nicholas Intruders back door Intruders all right all right M here you want a dog treat I’d like some dessert I’d like okay here Michael Michael I’ll share my sake I’ll share my screen or my my camera turn on my

Camera turn on my camera Oh wrong side I see Jess typing in the chat and I’m very nervous she makes me nervous too she makes me be like tasing her give that last comment I agree there there [ __ ] coal around there spin my what Jes you got some [ __ ] coal fam hand

It over you get stab run me your Co in it run me your coal it don’t know what you’re talking about it’s going to get long for you run me your Co is it you’re going to get long for me God damn dud rela looks like it’s

On fire long sounds bad isn’t it yeah that’s yeah sound kind of [ __ ] homophobic you know Michael can can I had some someone genuinely said that to a robbery victim they motioned they had a knife in their trousers and they were like fam if you run it’s going to get long for you

Longer gonna get for you mate and the dude’s like I don’t want to get raped him out of here here you go come on you’re jumping for it get off of me no even nope all right Sydney we need to get ready for the gym

Tomorrow you bit it back I got I got to look it up get ready for the [ __ ] gym have to do some research on it yeah cuz the way I’m building it is with all righty stream I like I said I wake up at 4:00 a.m. it’s damn near 8:00 p.m. which

Means if I want to have any chance get any sleep I do need to take off get my gym bag prepped and all that good trash so I’m going to call it an end of the night thank you all for coming it was actually a more much more lively stream

Than the Minecraft uh ones usually are it was a pleasure to have everybody here including some new folks who include Jess I don’t believe I’ve seen you in my streams yet pleasure to have you and the same thing for I’m not stalling cuz I can’t remember the name um prink obviously

Pleasure to have you as well and we’ll catch everybody for uh tomorrow’s Silver Lining roleplay on patrol and you guys have a wonderful rest of your night