EPIC! The King Renames Minecraft Updates!

Hello welcome to today’s YouTube video you saw the title so you know what we’re doing I did try to attempt this about a year ago but uh it didn’t work out so today we’re actually going to officially do it first up there’s cave game but since it’s not really an update I’m just

Going to leave it the way it is and then if I move on to early classic creative I’m just going to call it the um um let’s see what was I going to call it again like the O like the general terrain update part one there’ll be more

Of those later um then we got multiplayer test which I’ll be changing to the dec test in my renaming journey and just so you know I’m on a Minecraft Java Edition version timeline I recommend you go check it out yourself so now we go on to

The survival test which I’m going to be renaming the mob update and then we got the block placement controls update for this being the only reason they or like the only thing they updated in this update so now we’re moving on to indev 0.31 which I’m going to call the diamond

Update I think yeah we’ll call it the we’ll call it the diamond update or the defining Minecraft update one of those two and then we’ll go on to Minecraft infdev and wait no wait Minecraft inev this one not infdev inev and we’ll call this one the nighttime battle update no wait the

Nighttime defense update cuz this added the day night cycle and armor so I think that’s pretty good in Minecraft infdev will either be the dungeons update or the infinite World update one of these like two defining things right here right here it’s one of those two defining things I’ll just turn into the

Whole name for the update a lot of these might be a little bit optional then Alpha 1.0 I’m just going to call the Redstone update cuz that’s literally what it added and if we move down here to Alpha 1.1 what is caught something something simple like the

Navigation update and then if we go down here it’s already pretty like the Halloween update it’s a really fitting name but I’ll just change it to the spooky update because that’s what the point of this video is and then we come over here to Beta 1.0 we’re going to call it the

Completely useless update in beta 1.1 is going to be the completely useless update part two like honestly this should have been the same update like it could have been delayed like a month or something thing and then they could have just added it together it would have been way easier

But that’s what they are now so then we come over here which is going to be called The Happy update cuz note blocks and Cake Man and sugar and Squids wo d man this is the happiest update you are ever going to see on Minecraft until

Axotal are added now we go on to Beta 1.3 which we will call the good night update or the graphic update part one graphic overall part one might be a good update name I don’t know then we go over to Beta 1.4 which we’re going to call added wolves and

Cookies uh we’ll just call it the best friend update cuz a wolf is a best friend then we’ll go over here to Beta 1.5 let’s see what this added achievement power rails rain snow thunderstorm and saplings we’ll call it the weather and rails update pretty

Pretty fitting I’d say now I go over to Beta 1.6 which would be called the pirate update cuz it added maps and trap doors and dead bushes or maybe the minor adventure update something like that then we’re moving on to Beta 1.7 which is going to be simply the Piston

Update then the adventure update part one Enderman hunger creative mode villager stronghold melons cave spiders swamps is there anything else oh more World structures farlands we’ll call this the structure update cuz Farland structures in general strongholds like creative mode this is a pretty big update so it

Also added Enderman but we’re just going to call it the structure update the adventure update part two is going to be the magical lands update cuz it added Nether fortresses mushroom islands and the end so that’s a bunch of magical lands if you ask

Me no one ask today okay um 1.1 this is going to be the spawn eggs update just just thought it fit well not sure why I’m calling it this sarcasm alert point two let’s see here zombie zombie stuff Minecraft M shaft well let’s see M shafts and in

Jungles we’ll call this um what was that the minor adventure update before which what we’ll call this the minor adventure update part two and if we come over here this is going to be the let’s see probably something like the not the desert update maybe this is going to be like let’s see

They added emeralds Ender Chest villager trading desert temples that desert temple jungle temple and trip wire Hooks and adventure mode so Adventure Mode here the adventure temples update we’ll call it that then the pretty scary update what are we going to change this to Withers anvils command blocks beacons

Bats carrots pum potatoes pumpkin pies item frams flower pots well we kind of got two sections here we got this one which can be the uh block functions update cuz it add command blocks beacons and anvils or we could call it the thing Thanksgiving dinner update with potatoes

Carrots and pumpkin pies so one of those two maybe just the November update Redstone update we’re just going to change this to either the Redstone update part two because we already had a Redstone update well let’s see daylight sensor yeah this is just the Redstone update part two that’s literally what

This is or the quartz update if I want to have to be creative but I don’t so it’s the Redstone update part two horse update yeah this literally is the horse update but it also added coal blocks maybe the um what’s another word for horse well uh think of another word for

Horse that’s what this update’s going to be called um the update that changed the world custom Nether Portals 11 new biomes stained glass we’ll call this the world overhaul update part two then we come over here the Bountiful update let’s see Grands and s and diorite they say it’s Bountiful but

These are like those one blocks that like almost no one uses ever they did add Ocean Monuments let see slime blocks corer iron trap doors banners we’ll call this the the we’ll call this like the mega Monument update since it added Ocean Monuments and it added like quite a bit

Of stuff here okay then it says game bought by Microsoft this is an event that I don’t care about let’s move on um the combat update n City’s elytra combat changes other n stroker Shields includes yeah I think we’ll just call this the end update and if they add

Another end update later we can call this one part one frostburn let’s see frostburn is a pretty fitting name but also added a little bit of stuff to the nether so we’ll call this the fiery update cuz you just ignore polar bears and like stray this is pretty like mostly has to do

With fire exploration update this is like one of the first updates that they kind of tried to do a trailer for I think Woodland Mansion Sher boxes totems of undying llamas nitwit and cograph for villagers let’s call this the nitwit update cuz added the nitwit should I just dedicate this whole

Update to one feature yeah just make this is the a joke update the nitwit update boom now moving on the colorful update yeah just added a lot of color stuff we can call it the colorful parrot update just to try to add a bit of a change to it let’s

See here the Aquatic update kelp and seagrass fish mobs Dolphins Turtle let’s see we’ll call this the they added the phanto they added the Phantom which we voted for which was a bad idea update or just ocean update instead of aquatic ocean I’m clever now Village and pillage

Update pillagers o with the village overhaul pillagers raids updated all textures of the game foxes pandas bamboo and new crafting stations we could call this like the village overhaul update or the new the friendly textures update or something like that or the war update cuz the rage some something of the sort

You you choose from my options and decide which one is the best and tell me what rename you like best in the comments please now the Buzzy Bees update we’ll call this the bug fixes and bugs added update because they fixed a lot of bugs or like the honey update

Because honey tastes good getting stung by a bee is not fun though let’s see the nether update yeah we’ll call this the nether biomes update because that was the most fitting update Title that Mojang ever did now let’s see the caves and cliffs update this is going to be the Lo this

Is going to be the um let’s see what did they add here exactly oop something’s wrong with my screen here it’s like bugged out here we go various cave plans Axel glow squids goats copper amethyst diodes raw orc candles more stone blocks improved various textures light powdered

Snow so they called this caves and cliffs but they didn’t really add the caves and cliffs so we’ll call this the um the beautiful update cuz it added things like Axel glow squids uh copper which isn’t be really beautiful but like it’s kind of a cool ore that no one uses

Too much amethyst geod candles and more stone blocks and light textures light blocks powder snow yeah the beautiful update not beautiful feedback though as what I’ve heard uh this is going to be the C and cliffs update surprisingly and then Moving On The Wild update they added a lot of skull stuff

And then mangr we’ll call this The Groovy frogs update or was C the um what it should be the skull update you know then we move on to the newest trails and tals did this update come out this is the new one okay this update came out

Wait no this this one came out the trails and tales update which I’m going to call the ancient update because we got Arch archology bushes and suspicious sand brushes and suspicious sand ancient seeds pottery and like cherry trees armor trims this all feels very ancient cultural update the ancient and cultural

Update trails and tales I’m not entirely sure what that’s about and this new update based on what I’m just going to guess what I think I’m just going to say what I think this should be called it hasn’t actually been named yet as far as I know so let’s see

Trial Chambers autoc crafter blocks many new copper blocks the breeze many unannounced features we’re going to call this the copper update or the um random overhaul update something like that we’ll go yeah we’ll go with that and um that was um it for today’s video please

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