EPIC TITANIC MOVIE – DANGER AWAITS ON THE SHIP!

Wait a second did you just bet your ticket to the Titanic I could win this I’ve got four aces all right bro I call four aces you cheater now I can never go to America oh my god I’m going to America I can’t believe it but wait

Isn’t the boat leaving soon don’t miss the boat yeah you’re right I better hurry but I can’t have to go to the bathroom I don’t even know where it boards all right I’m an SS dude hey man how do we actually get on the Titanic I had no

Idea I was gonna be going there today the board the ship is up above I believe it is leaving in a few minutes so you better be fast you think I have time to go to the bathroom I have no time to talk it’s right over here

Oh my god this place is disgusting hello just gonna go right here oh dude dude that was not me what are you doing what are you doing that is gross excuse me good sir I am not feeling very well I can tell I can tell that it’s

Nasty and what happened to the sink so just water everywhere I don’t know how to splash my hands in it and get going this is this is disgusting I have to get on the Titanic I’m going to America itself above or ever hurry all right let

Me get my ticket ready okay so oh this way he said oh I can see the ship I’m gonna make it it didn’t leave yet hey man did I make it in time I’m here I’ve got my ticket I’m sorry sir this is the entrance for first class you have to

Board at the bottom of the ship only two minutes until we take off you better hurry I can’t just enter here I’ve got the ticket oh man oh this is gonna be so close oh I smell awful after going to that bathroom that was the most disgusting place I’ve ever been in my

Entire life all right where is the entrance it’s got to be this way well that’s gotta be it hey hey I’m here I’ve got my ticket I’ve got my ticket please present your ticket up ahead in exchange for your room number all right I’ve got the ticket man

But what do you take it take the ticket thank you room number 72 I’m so glad I made a long time this is the biggest ship in the entire world I’m going to America oh this is so nice oh my god this clock is beautiful this place is awesome

Oh hello oh hi there have you ever seen a clock this fabulous before yes you’ve never seen a grandfather clock before is that what they call Bo’s yes I’ve only seen really tiny clocks you know the ones they put on your hands ah watches yes I don’t have very much money

I can’t afford much all I have with me is two stacks of $1 bills it’s only eight dollars in total how did you even get on the ship I wanted gambling four aces for some reason I forgot to give back the cards I have them with me right here oh yeah a

Little awkward I’m so excited together Titanic yeah I was just about to leave you got lucky I know I thought I was gonna make it on time I had to go to the bathroom it was disgusting it was horrible I don’t want to talk about it yeah I’m sorry it’s not a good

Way to meet a lady we don’t have to go that far yeah you’re right so are you rich you look rich you can say that who’s this guy oh this is my fiance Cal oh hey Cal it’s a pleasure to meet you uh but you even look at me long look at

The man my god it’s nice to meet you sir Jesus hello there it stinks down here Jed let’s go back to first class don’t bother talking to these peasants have more money my pockets in this whole Florida scene in their lives that’s not nice Cal this is a very nice

Man this guy is he’s not he’s not that nice I’m so sorry you want to sit with me for a moment I’m sorry he’s in a bad mood I wanna sit down with me here okay a sit over here I mean this is just it’s ridiculous I I

Never get any appreciation wherever I go that must be tough I’m very sorry you know this place though it’s beautiful I have never seen a couch that was this soft so where’s your room I am room number 72 do you have any idea where that might be I think that’s on the

Bottom of the ship oh it is yeah we’re staying in the first class suite oh of course you are you I’m really struggling here I’ve never been in a place so big maybe you could help me find my room okay cat why don’t you just wait here

I’ll be back shortly I’m gonna help this poor man out it was great meeting you bye what the heck all right I’m just gone okay come with me all right let’s go okay you you really you’re gonna marry that guy well I don’t really I don’t really want

To marry him my mom she wants me to because he’s very very wealthy he won’t even look at me I know he’s not very nice Cisco I mean is it because my boots are old I think that’s why you should probably get some new boots

I mean these are all I had I didn’t even have a jacket it’s chilly out today so you have no clothes with you I don’t have much just what’s on my back what are you gonna wear this whole time I don’t know I I just want to check out

This ship though look at this this is awesome look at all these different rooms all right let’s find your room did you know that they said this [ __ ] could never think really it could never sink it’s impossible so this is just this is amazing I’m a little nervous though I

Get very easily seasick oh you do I don’t think I don’t think got a ship like this I think I’ll be just fine worker dude where can I find room 72 can you help me out with that bro your room is down that way be careful of rats

It is pretty rough down there I think I’m gonna stay up here how you are I think so seriously what’s your name James Jim my name is Pat it was so great meeting you maybe we’ll see each other another time this year yeah maybe I’ll see you around I should probably get

Going back to cow before he gets too upset I know he really no honestly he doesn’t seem like a good guy no he’s fine he’s just in a bad mood it’s a beauty is it because you’re down here on the lower level yeah yeah tell

Him I said um tell my said hi maybe we could play poker later I’m really good all right I’ll tell him oh by the way before you leave yes are you hungry um no cuz I brought a bunch of cookies with me in my sack well I mean backpack

Sorry sorry sometimes I call it my sack that’s what you want I want to go around telling people that yeah down where I live we call it the sack people might get the wrong idea would you like a cookie I just throw it over to you

Thank you these are good I’ll save that for later I baked these myself I’m I did it on the back of um an automobile not exactly oh yeah it was really nice meeting you I’ll see you later I gotta find my room all right goodbye all right bye-bye

All right room 72 Oh 66 I must be close hey do you know my room is be careful there are rats around this place is beautiful though this is the nicest room I’ve ever stayed in always that me right there 72 awesome oh this is my room oh

It’s a little bit cluttered alright let’s see I’ve got my own lamp oh this is beautiful now the way they said two lights this is the nicest place I’ve ever been but is this in the drawer Oh Paul my god that’s disgusting at it oh

It must be rat meat or something oh my god a rat must have died in my drawer well I don’t feel so good I’m not putting anything in there let me just put down my money should be safe in here is that noise what was that oh my god

They’re all rats are you okay you’re killing the rat with your hand this is I I’m just gonna say it close the door I’m not coming out oh my god this I guess off I’m gonna put this in here and I’m gonna put my cookies down all right

Let’s see what I bring with me for the trip see I didn’t know that this was gonna be should’ve brought more stuff got my paint supplies turn on the radio oh yeah I think I’m just gonna rest here till later and then go check out the

Ship oh wow it’s a beautiful day out I can’t take this anymore what’s he doing man what are you doing leave me alone Jen you can’t do this oh it’s you if you jump I’ll jump no I can’t take this anymore what happened I don’t want to marry him don’t move I’m

Taking off my boots if you’re gonna jump off this then I’m gonna jump off this – all right let’s do it we can’t we have to be both have too much to live for no weed oh you’re poor and I’m forced to marry man you know that kind of hurts my

Feelings I’m sorry I’m just speaking the truth you don’t have to marry him you don’t have to listen to your mom I do if I don’t she’ll disown me it’s okay you can live without all that money and glamour come step step off you have to come back you have to come back

It’s not worth it talk about this alright fine but if you can’t convince me I’m jumping off okay fine all right let me try my pass right now okay we’re on the best most beautiful ship in the world right now it’s like a vacation you could just enjoy this

I don’t know I’m starting to feel nauseous you it’s huge how could you be feeling nauseous it must just be because you don’t want to marry him and he smells awful I’ve smelled it before I’m gonna be honest it might have been me I came from the bathroom before but I’m

Not really sure I think that was your shoes okay maybe you know what I don’t even want the shoes anymore I don’t want him anymore yeah that’s probably a good idea you can’t you can’t let someone control your life though you’re right you can’t it’s just not right yeah I’m

Gonna go slap him in the face right now don’t don’t do that that’s wrong let’s go for a walk and talk about that okay come with me let’s enjoy the show let’s go Oh who’s that guy I don’t know oh that’s my friend Ronald hey what’s up man

Wow did you just saved Jenn what was she doing up there anyways it is good to have a poor man doing some good around here you guys are just rude what is with your friends I’m sorry they don’t have good manners oh well anyways I mean I don’t know much

About you want to tell me something about you you want to know so what do you like to do I don’t to go fish you go fishing yes you think if you like to go fishing you wouldn’t get seasick or you just fish off a dock yeah oh you

Do I do you’re rich you probably just have people fish for you and call that fishing no yeah and then I just eat the fish I say you know what I like you what right come welcome me this place is ridiculous look at this this is

Beautiful is it a cow on the ship it is what is it doing here do you think what are the rich people brought this as a peg maybe that’s what’s for dinner later oh that’s terrible maybe we should just leave it yeah let’s just leave it alone should we throw it over

I’m not throat okay what’s with you and throwing everything overboard I want to save it either way it’s gonna die and you know that the water is freezing cold if you were to touch it your feet would just turn into icicles oh you can’t do that okay

Oh by the way I wanted to tell you a little bit more about myself oh yes tell me I am actually an artist oh you are I brought some of my supplies with me are you well-known I’m not well known yet but I do paint a lot of women did I

See can you pay me I might paint you I will paint you if you would like me I would like to see your other work that you’ve done I actually have one with me right now oh you do it’s not the best it was of a sign I saw because usually when

I ask women can’t I paint you they say no and there was a sign there and it said RP okay you like it well it’s a very nice RP thank you I look at the lines that those are straight lines like I could draw people to it I can

Definitely see the technique you use thank you it’s nice by the way you know as a rich woman I feel like you know you got to really get out there you need to you know what wrong with me okay what are we doing come over to sorry going on

An adventure I love adventures what I want you to do I’m gonna teach you how to spit – spits yeah you’re – you’re – like little little bo-peep ish you know what I mean – Richie – – all right try this that is disgusting I will not do that all right oh my

Y’all have a disgusting see I’m not Little Bo Peep ish phallus lil L is the grossest I’m attracted to you I’m sorry I know I know you’re I’m almost a married woman I know but you don’t like him I know maybe we should kill him won’t kill him we can’t do that that’s

Wrong okay you’re right that’s wrong that’s wrong that’s wrong you know what you should probably get back to your people okay I’m gonna go along explore the ship I’ll see you around soon maybe we can um you’re gonna have dinner or something sometime yeah that sounds good

Yeah I was great meeting you I will see you later thank you for saving me not a problem I really want to paint you sometime oh yeah we definitely have to get to that oh alright goodbye bye Ah what a beautiful day I can’t take this anymore what’s she doing oh my god ma’am what are you doing leave me alone I’m good a job you can’t jump I will if you jump all job I can’t take this anymore what’s wrong I’m taking off my boots

Right now I got into a fight with cow if you jump off the Oh God cop I’d won [ __ ]