EPIC TWIST! ROB’s DEATH! Minecraft Factions #3

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No good good three two one hey what’s going on guys it’s preston here with rob for some more factions episode three ladies and gentlemen we have we have decided that today we are going to scourge the the area of factions for resources kill some people raid some people and

First of all i’m going to start raiding this place i want this iron did you see there was iron in the roof i took it yes take everything i’ve been thinking i’ve been thinking i love like stand next to me and go into third person mode i don’t know if you look

That cool just because you got your hair sticking out and i mean like you’re not really that scary you’re like you know what i remind myself of what poker face pop pop poker face oh my god that’s right i had to put you out you were too hot i mean too cold i

I don’t know how this works but get out of your water seriously up here come on you’re going to die dude oh man dude you should have just died you cactus because i wasn’t rejedi resources are required this way come here for resources rob we need okay i actually have a ton of

Arrows that’s actually not what we require we require okay are you about to sneeze no no i commit i can make bows oh okay okay well rob we need to find a place to mine we need to get some resources i think this is a good place dude but what we need we

Need to go do i have fly on don’t fly on i just got epic boots i guess i don’t know um bam bam bam do you need a boat dude uh yeah yeah i don’t have one right now i got one for you whoa oh man i found the uh

Reach the world border oh come on but there’s there’s resources right there no wow always was yeah yeah yeah whenever you reach the world border you get like smacked back i’m like no there’s legit iron i can’t even look this is the saddest day of my life

I have an idea i’m an idiot i’ve never you ready for this look mine it mine it all mine at all okay and then what we’re going to do is we’re going to sneak up and place place blocks yeah oh that’s not a good one messed it up

I got it yes yes closer oh man dude that was some next level iron gathering right there rob all right let’s let’s do some more venturing out rubble no this is a bad cave we don’t want to go in this cave because everything’s at the end you know what i mean

Like we should probably start like heading more i don’t know how to head towards the middle though we’ve ventured really far to get here man i know if we i can’t believe we had to go all the way to the edge of the map to find this this malphas gap anyways

Let’s get resources so what are we looking for well i need boots but i have enough iron to actually do that we need diamonds because you don’t have a diamond sword no but you don’t have diamond boots uh oh yeah you have the diamond boot the implants

Man they feed me they feed me they don’t feed me they feed me good but they’re only in plants once they don’t feed me a whole lot so if i’m just idling at like low hunger they’ll feed me just fine but if i’m like running around

I have to eat every now and then interesting okay okay hmm well i am um i’m running around looking for a cave uh i feel like if we do slash fmap we ain’t going to see nobody no no no no do it rob do you rob dude let’s do it

Okay i was gonna do what i’m gonna do now f map yeah there’s nobody here nobody like we are legit in po dunk wasteland right now man oh no what’s that hold on you never heard podunk before no girl i have not pole dunk is like talking about southern texas

Like southern real southern it’s the podunk and before people think i’m racist again during our texas during our texas pvp people like preston’s racist i’m like yo i’m from texas man i can say whatever i want from downtown okay yeah uh jews like pennies yeah exactly because okay

It’s jewish see it doesn’t work that way dude it does yes it does have you okay i completely disagree i think the viewers will disagree as well because they take my side because they will agree on lucky blocks all right we’re lost no we’re not i’m i’m in the

Area of the vicinity right now of lots of diamonds so i don’t know if i’m sure you are buddy sure i am dude i even got a cauldron what are cauldrons even used for cauldrons they like put water in it and then you can fill your water your bottle of water bottle

Up that’s it that’s all they’re used for yeah like that’s it can i just like place down like a water source and then scoop it off no no there no pretty cool thing to ever be in the world embrace your cultures have absolutely no use whatsoever that’s okay

Pretty much all right dude can you and look if you can’t find diamond if we could just sell enough money to make diamonds sell enough money to make diamond sell enough stuff we can make the diamond this is how rob’s world works also rob milkshakes man milkshakes

Horses we have saddles um i do not have a saddle but i could try to ride you if you wish get over here come on bend your shoulders down let’s go where are you here buddy dude you don’t have to have i don’t know where you’re at i’m lost in

The jungle but you ever played chicken fights in the pool yeah yeah it’s like it would have to be you and me versus like lachlan and mitch you’re with me baby so let’s do it like they’re doing the f action so let’s play but i found a sick

Cave if you want to tp to me but what i’m saying is you and me versus vic you and me versus vic and lachlan just vic yes they i just picked one no no no let’s listen come on you could be on my cave too what do you

Mean i found a sticker cave okay okay okay okay okay okay you’re ready for a oh okay i’m gonna come back is so sick it has the flu man all right stop stop stop stop right now oh look at that wow chunks didn’t render so it looks really

Pretty okay so stop hold on don’t mind that don’t mind that don’t mind it don’t mind it don’t mind it don’t mind it don’t mind okay let’s just do something real quick right here okay just for fun okay all right i’m not doing anything how much money do you have in your inventory

I have fifteen hundred and seventy six dollars um what we need to do is we need to go to the store right now we need to sell everything okay everything yeah we need to sell as much as we possibly can and i’m gonna oops i’m just gonna i’m just gonna set

Up some chests here and what we’re gonna do in this episode to make this interesting is because i don’t anyone’s gonna come here so put all your stuff in okay all the stuff that can be sold for money i’m just gonna hold on to my golden

Apple uh like this hold on to that just in case i run it to someone and i need to defeat them uh and then what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna go to the shop i’m going to spend all my money on something useless what

What oh i see i see what you’re saying or not or not useless maybe i can buy some tnt with my eight thousand dollars what we’re gonna do is we’re gonna see who can make more money in the episode so we’re basically just gonna go waste a lot of money okay slash shop

And okay let’s see shop i’m gonna just buy everything i’m gonna buy a bunch of interpols and just throw them how about that rob i’m gonna go buy tnt so we can actually use that in later episodes oh well all right it’ll bro i just wasted

Like five i’m gonna keep a couple how about that i’m gonna keep a couple i don’t know where uh oh god rob i have completely lost our place where we were no it does slash back didn’t work did it work for you um time to scroll up boards and look for

Why didn’t we dance i was gonna say we’re gonna sled home and we never did i feel like i feel like slash back work we just need to like dig down and find it no it’s it’s not because like we’re like i’m i’m in the same way

I got slashed back into a sand ice water biome oh my goodness so i know i didn’t go i didn’t slash back to the right place we were in a forest with trees rob do you remember that trees tree that’s where i am right now tp to

Me i feel how are you yeah yeah yeah oh yeah this is this is yeah wait wait okay where’d you tp too oh oh oh oh oh oh oh is that it is that it wait wait i don’t think this is it rob i don’t know if i see torches is this it

[Applause] oh thank god my lord that could have been scary fudge me why did you teleported the sand freaking whatever man right now we’re gonna set home right here i’ve got a hundred i’ve got 100 yeah set home cave jeez man okay all right my balance is five hundred dollars i’ve got 176

Bucks just buy like um i’m gonna buy some string and then what else can i buy we’re gonna buy ink sacks what’s cheap what’s really cheap right now no i guess like no i’ve got i’ve got forty six dollars left i gotta get rid of two window i have forty six dollars no

Way yeah yeah i swear okay do you wanna just start causing envoys nearby supply crates can be seen falling over the war zone robbie and i’m just putting everything in there i’m not losing my stuff man i’m sorry okay here hold on my home set up messed

Up again it’s like keep on sending me to the surface slash beta hashtag beta all right rob let’s go you ready oh my god someone gave me the diamond helmet of waffles where’d you get that at oh i won’t use it yet oh yeah that’s about to say hey

This is why when you put yourself in your chest you’re just the bottom chest whatever uh warp spawn let’s go let’s go all right let’s go i’m going in no it’s just last spawn rob slash bond okay um if you’re a con a cosmic envoy where would you oh

Rob you have made so much mistakes going out there in your full armor you’re done you’re gonna lose that sword by the way no dude i’m go i got this come on present tp to me i’m going about to kill someone i [ __ ] that dude i’m going for the

Envoy yeah you’re you’re gonna get boys in the war zone man yeah you’re gonna get killed i’m looking at specialists that are just hunting you down right now just kind of an fyi oh it doesn’t matter i got i got vampiric owned oh yeah you’ve got iron these guys have

Diamond there’s no way you can wait tell us someone i gotta kill someone rob i have literally four pork chops i don’t know what you want to do i’m not gonna beat him with my meat i’m looking for these envoys oh this guy’s weak i can kill him

Oh my god i think i just picked up his and you can kill him and pick up his diamond that’d be huge dude i’m killing everyone man this sword is insane all right i actually have time i’m gonna put on these boots no this is good listen listen you do

That i’m looking for the envoy okay yeah well i’m looking for the envoy better no i’m the one who’s looking for better i’m the one who’s running around you’re playing with your stupid back resort preston i think that’s a cosmonaut where oh god in the war zone oh no that’s a cosmonaut

And a specialist i am running the other way yeah you’re dying oh boy oh boy i mean they only have just it’s a decent diamond gear but it’s not something that we want to mess up around oh my god this guy’s got a stone sword he’s trying to chop me up rob show

Me the tpd yeah tp kill him he’s just freaking being a cactus about it he’s behind us he’s behind it where’s all your stuff dude i told you wait did i find a chest no it’s an orange block i told you i dropped everything because i didn’t want to lose

Any of my goodies oh dude i have stuff for you then come here all right come here all right all right let’s see what you got oh you got enchanted gear yeah dude here ready look uh cute all right he’s coming from behind you rob he’s coming from behind

Oh no i switched to awkward third-person mode kill him dude he was trying to chop me up he was like no mercy then as soon as you show up he’s like i’m a good person i’m like no you’re not tim tim alright dude awesome and uh anything from the convoy i’m not

Seeing any any chess anywhere like we’re pretty split up too right now oh wait rob there’s a guy in full diamond come here come here i think we can take him out dude yeah oh what did he found a boss oh my god there you go is that prince blaze

Yeah but robbie’s down here robbie’s done there’s two of them down here do you see him oh yeah it’s prince blaze we’re gonna get the diamond guy we’re gonna get the diamond guy one is gear right let’s go get him get him come on we can do this rob oh prince

Please dinner don’t shoot us help us come on and this place on one bank do you see him oh he just popped his little apple we could take him we could take him oh he’s going all the way back to spawn i’m gonna snipe you i’m gonna snipe you into him oh go

You got me but rob now we’re like right in spawn with everybody oh my god back up back up we have to we gotta man mode this come on don’t you back out of me now are you here yeah i’m behind you good he’s gonna i’m about to make him bleed bleed [ __ ]

Bleed he’s bleeding oh he’s dirty he’s fighting oh my god his sword is really strong rob what are you at hey i’m dude the guy hit like a truck like one hit did like four of my hearts i got shrek done oh no preston i’m gonna die

I’m sorry rob i’m sorry we just we’re not cute enough for that man he’s too strong oh my god i’ve been disarmed what my sword oh dude yeah if you don’t have a sword in your hand you can right click and disarm people you just got disarmed son no the mouth is slayer

Oh my god did you lose it rob well that’s what just that’s why i got this why would you why would you even oh my god rob why who has it wow rob you lost the only thing that malphus gave you i can’t believe you man there’s this guy no

Well will rob ever make it out to live for the mouthful no i won’t i’m dead i’m dead guys that guy’s armor that guy has anvil armor i got wrecked oh no worst engine ever to go up against man if you don’t have a really good armor on

Yeah oh wow rob my my hunt’s going really good i found a zero invoice out of zero okay well i think we should just head back to our our home and uh we tried man and we cried like i looked all over for this envoy like how many of them dropped red

Time rob four no more than that really well i freaking looked for ages and there’s no envoys i i think we were just we were just late that’s all i think i think what i found one oh what is it what is it oh oh it’s empty

This one has been loaded does this one mean this one’s looted too oh no i found but don’t when you pick up an envoy rob don’t they like disappear right it should they should they should hey rob what is this rob what what what is this

What is this oh dude another chest right here where that was that’s the first one i looted isn’t it oh yeah no no all three of these were here oh oh what is this what does this do i don’t know it’s scary it’s why is it here if it’s whatever man

I want to find the zombo i have to find it this is like the mew hunt okay on the second to last episode of pixelm island you guys like you’re not going to find the new press and you’re not going to find it before i can find it with like minutes to spare

It was epic sausages yeah all right well i’m i’m following you i just i have a bad feeling about this oh wait wait i’ll do i kind of want to punch this guy because we got mad fists you know what i’m saying boom mad fist eat it eat it yeah boom

Did you see that rob there’s a specialist right here oh dude you want to try to throw on him and fight him rob where do you at where i am oh he like one shot me out man oh is that captain sponge the star man wait robbie i’m going in rob rob there

Was diamond armor on the ground who’s this is this yours oh this person dropped all of his stuff and gave it to me like oh i can’t pick this up this is somebody else’s gear oh it’s pilot gear too oh wait we can’t do this to captain cat

Hey rob this guy this guy you see him he had a diamond sleeve some diamond dude he’s running away get up disarm him oh he’s taking so much you see rob hit me fix me into him come on uh oh gg all right we got some gear oh you can oh

You have to pick it up rob you got it get it rob get it get it give back this guy all of his stuff because i don’t want it you can’t yeah we can’t just want your handouts this guy’s stuff wait can i have some of it please

Dude he had uh he had something he had feather falling to flying diamond chest plate of epicness oh rob do you know how much damage my fist did like he went from 15 hp or 20 hp to like seven did you see that dude the fist the fists uh need nerf

No dude this no nerf we’re just too strong hey guys you gotta give me something i need i deserve something i don’t need boots are you gonna oh oh i guess what are these up yeah yeah give me a broken helmet and almost a broken just like rob i see how

Much our friendship means to us you have to dive and you have the diamond i i know what i demands the diamond legs since we got the chest plate and the boots okay fine yes that would be fair trade thank you see cuz like these aren’t even enchanted right here there’s someone

Right here i’ve been going for him oh oh rob he’s got those disappearing i got your back oh my god well i guess it’s safe just okay listen captain sponge is scaring me rob i say we go back to our cave yeah yeah yeah oh that lightning though

We have to have our little our little competition yeah yeah i know that’s gonna be in the next episode though we can’t do it now man it’s too late it’s too late we spit we spent this whole episode we were scourging the war zone looking for those chess we didn’t find them but

We did pick up some good loots i’m happy about that oh no oh no what did you find on boy absolutely nothing oh okay i kind of want to see how much damage i do to this guy that’s a chest yeah what is it what is the wrong oh

It just doesn’t it did that was that don’t tell me that was the envoy yeah because if if it’s not open if it’s not open oh my god 120 seconds they despawn no no so sad right now i saw it too on the clip of my screen

I saw the odd void it just it just started to finish right from my very eyes i was so close to it too i was almost in and clicking yeah you’re probably about five blocks away all right before we end this episode we need to kill one valiant

One one interesting fighter and one interesting fighter okay so we’re just gonna mess around in the wards though we’ll have to go back to spawn and do that rob but then we got a bunch of people who just disarmed the fudge out of us and wrecked oh here here’s spawn right here dude

I’m gonna go back to cave then all right so warp okay why why why why go back to cave because i need i have no gear how am i supposed to fight oh man it just tp me on top again okay uh yeah give me a second rob i

Gotta go where’s the cave at what oh here it is i think that’s on it yeah rub this for someone to slay this wharf is so silly it tp’s just a top i know it’s weird we gotta get that fixed yeah buddy i found i found it okay come here tafe

I’m so glad your warp took you back to here imagine if you should we should have fought the boss preston no no no no no that that because like there’s no way rob with our gear we could have taken it you got to know that if if we combined our efforts with the

Group that was there we could have defeated the boss yeah the efforts of them killing us that’s what would end up being you know that come on well i’m in the war zone right now i’m going to kill him don’t do anything don’t do anything hasty okay

I want preston all right rob what are we doing wait for you hey rob get some food all i got is spoiled meat can i have oh thank you okay so who oh wait rob here i got some inter pearls come here oh yes yes

Yes there you go i got the hookups dog okay so we need to wait rob why don’t we just go back to the spawn and see if we can pick up a couple people oh god i’m yeah oh dude someone was frozen right here oh is that what that means

Oh oh my god that’s freaky man that’s pretty key okay i mean someone someone with high gear has been running around somebody’s somebody we could totally take with our uh our iron swords man yeah let’s go let’s go i believe we can do it we also have no sharpness on them are

You wait you have sharpness one don’t you i have i’m breaking two on mine oh well never mind then they have the exact same iron swords you have to see you have the intimidation factor though i don’t have that they’re like oh it’s sharp and i go

Yes it’s sharp and it’s ability not to break and then it’s like awkward and then i die and then i cry and then i fly away it’s kind of like exactly what happens when like you know they see your like your linkedin picture and they’re like wow he’s cute they see him

In person it’s like what does that ever happen i’m not i’m not talking about your specific oh my god i found a chest please be a cup why did chess here rob why are they here these are just troll chests i’m gonna burn it you’re gonna you’re gonna burn they

Probably are troll chests actually yep they literally get my hearts up man every time i cry every time rob i don’t think we’re gonna pick off this episode i think i think it’s time to call it quits and just go back to our uh our challenge for next episode oh man i

Don’t i i want to think so but i don’t think so well you know sometimes you just gotta think so things so you know what i mean i think so when i’m not something so you know what i mean i think you think you can’t just think so not so think so it

Just doesn’t work that way who do you think you are you think you’re wrong i’m going to find someone to kill you’re not going to fight anybody robbie’s i’ll tell my breath i’m not going to make it i don’t see anyone no no president please hold me up and

Find anybody i have failed everyone see rob i told you listen listen listen it’s all right maybe next episode you can get a job we’ll see because like whoever gets the most money gets a job at mcdonald’s and i’m gonna oh my god i found a commander oh

Dear let’s do it no oh i’m almost dead i’m so out of here jesus jesus take the wheel no i’m dead yeah commander is just like 2 0p this is what happens rob i said in the episode you were like no rook in the episode and now i died because you

Don’t want to end the episode you cactus it’s okay i die too pest and we could be dead and then right when we died someone had runs by i slashed back and he just spawned kills me all right i’m not gonna lose any more power fudge that guy man

Slash home cave nope slash home cave that’s it going back to my cave where i dwell sorry Don’t even try dude just go back to our cave where we belong let’s get back to our cave it’s not where’s it’s over here somewhere i know it where is it there it is rob no not there it’s not oh god okay over there it’s right here it’s right

Here it’s right here and then you go right hither and then you go right below here and then you find it a lovely cave this is actually a pretty beautiful cave but rob it’s your turn to take us out buddy i took us in you take us out for

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