EPIC!! UberHaxorNova and Deandre: Minecraft Island

I’m going to go check on the bees yo look at this production hell yeah 400 all the modium 200 on tianium okay all right oh look at the dust they’re actually producing this is good just takes the whole night we got some 1% Redstone Jean samples 4% ones 3% ones

Nine 3% ones not bad not bad good morning man good morning I see uh things are things actually progress pretty well with the bees overnight here I actually I haven’t even yeah I didn’t even check them take a look I also I I couldn’t so

Last night before I went to sleep I was going to try to make that be that you wanted the flux one but you have to like pull jeans out of the bees in order to make that one specifically and uh I had one it was a 1% chance of me getting it

Yeah yeah you told me about that and then some on Reddit said like to right click on a b with it and it didn’t work so uh oh [ __ ] I had to re-extract more jeans and it didn’t work like I was getting like 25% chance and like it it

Just kept failing I killed off all the Redstone bees to make it and it didn’t work TR again ma’am think maybe why did just stop did you do this what the Boss music yeah I was like entertaining myself as I was trying to get a 1% beat Jesus Christ

Man that was so thought the [ __ ] boss was about to roll up God yeah it’s Boss music that was blaring all the way across the island I scared goose and Danielle with that last night I was like walking up behind him with that Plan you something what is what’s going in here did you summon something guys what’s going on what is happening do you guys not hear Boss music Marco Marco do you not hear Boss music hey what’s up guys it’s just me what the [ __ ] was that where’s that town

Hall I’m going to I’m going to see what happens with this you’re able to create a new Colony here Colony beware penguin just entered the colony beware the [ __ ] James what’s up man did you make a [ __ ] Colony yeah can’t access the [ __ ] storage now wait what

You have to add them with the town hall yeah can I just add you they’re in the water yeah for now is every is everybody locked out now oh wait I can’t add you uh everyone in that’s inside the square on the on the map you [ __ ] spell this

Guy’s name you’re making them live in the water man what is this no they’re going to [ __ ] get put to work and they’re going to build the town hall you’re making them work Everly Coulson [ __ ] they’re all going to get to work man they have like they have like Sims

Like [ __ ] like if they’re hungry or not why are they all socially inept what it is I have to give them stuff I think they like oh we can hire mercenaries how much money you guys want hire at your own risk yeah what the E what was that did

You hear that yeah he’s like oh yeah yeah e yo they’re mercenaries oh yeah e what the hell oh yeah like that’s the leader I think yeah what the [ __ ] yeah don’t [ __ ] with these guys man oh yeah yeah okay I need a builder’s Hut I’m

Assuming I can’t put this like in the same spot I probably have to like put it out here somewhere or something I doubt this is going to work here but I’m going to try to like see if I can get it out of the way let me do it there hey all

Right great job however that’s not enough you need to access it and click the build button soon your citizen will be creating new structures whoa pick up already in progress Everly get your ass over here and [ __ ] pick up this stuff where the [ __ ] wait was that Everly right there is she [ __ ]

Everly’s right here what are you doing what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you want to get [ __ ] [ __ ] canned ah he needs tools how do I put how do I [ __ ] put that in her inventory why is that not actually showing any any of that oh there’s her inventory she want some

Diamond tools I could give you I’ll give you some stuff he has tools now what can I do for you uh well I’d like you to go [ __ ] build this this builder hut so we can get started here that’d be nice you know they don’t work at night that’s a

Problem she’s unhappy a mercenary took their lengthy yo I don’t know I mean got doing the uh M Colony stuff I don’t know if he yeah I’m trying to looking sick is this always going to be here this [ __ ] no they’re supposed to build but I think my Builder just got

Robbed by a mercenary what yeah it says that in chat that she’s unhappy CU a mercenary took her shovel what the [ __ ] you got [ __ ] rob you got to [ __ ] like you have to [ __ ] like do something about that I’m trying to give them the materials but they’re not like

Actually like like people are saying they don’t work at night so I don’t know if like if I have to [ __ ] wait or what you have penguin hit his [ __ ] day switch tell him to hit it all right I don’t know where he is that’s literally what I’m trying

Trying to get her to [ __ ] build man oh [ __ ] I accidentally picked this up oh no no what the [ __ ] did I do now all these guys are here all right he said he’d hit it oh it’s a Blood Moon too might be taking advantage of that I

Have to place it back where it was I’m not going to be able to do that I don’t know where the [ __ ] that was I’m going to I’m going to have to delete it whoopsie I will not break that again I guess hire more mer there’s more of them

Now oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah there’s going to be like all these mercenaries [ __ ] all over the place until I can [ __ ] figure out how to do this Builder head okay start building I I mean I did do this it’s build building

Requires Builder’s Hut of level one or higher to be upgraded repaired or deconstructed they not even [ __ ] like doing it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] why did I do that again oh my [ __ ] God oh my God you dumbass get out of here I accidentally [ __ ] hit that no

Bro oh my God where’s this get the [ __ ] away from me I’m going to [ __ ] I’m going to I’m going to murder you guys [ __ ] have to murder these guys I guess Why will why will you not [ __ ] just build why don’t just [ __ ] build just

Build build oh wait now she’s okay now she’s doing it I started work on the Builder’s Hut here we go okay now we can now we can get her the stuff holy [ __ ] this is this a lot of stuff here but I’m pretty sure we have most of this thank

God dud at least starting this so late I already have like we have so many [ __ ] materials that this shouldn’t take long or I mean I guess it shouldn’t take long to grab the stuff that they need goty there you go 100% supplied get the [ __ ] work man pick it up now pick

Up pick up pick up pick up pick up oh he [ __ ] needs tools so what will it be for you oh you need shears with minimal level that’s all you need need his shears you don’t even need the other tools all right let’s go come on get on it yes yes yes DeAndre

Get the [ __ ] work look at him go how’s he able to do that from all the way over there that’s kind of cheating oh he needs something else now oh yeah he does need the [ __ ] now he needs the tools all right fine I’ll get you your [ __ ] tools God

Damn it he he’s breaking like one block every [ __ ] like 20 seconds there he goes oh oh my God DeAndre see you mate what do you mean you need stone bricks they’re in the [ __ ] thing look you have them on you you [ __ ] troll he literally already had

Him on him there’s literally three other [ __ ] people a part of this col that literally cannot do anything until your [ __ ] ass makes this building oh there he goes going need to stand outside this area here give him some space there he goes there he goes look at look at this

Look at him working his magic oh my God he’s like a [ __ ] he’s like a Minecraft beginner man he’s he’s but you uh what you making over here huh you think I’m making it what’s this guy making Deandre is making it he’s making the Builder’s Hut

Right now oh there’s a bunch of mine Colony stuff in the wireless stuff if you haven’t seen it I mean they they still have to build every building like kind of like this you know like by hand yeah so he’s just you know what the [ __ ]

That’s him yeah he’s doing it he’s using wood tools to do it I mean his hands are going to be [ __ ] splintered up you never know I mean maybe it’ll just look more like everything will look more lively you know it’ll look like an actual City here on the island and

They’re done instead of just like a sewer and two houses and a a church church yeah yeah he’s making pretty good progress here he hey don’t cross the [ __ ] line what are you doing man this guy’s working what are you doing I just I was just interested to see oh I can’t

Oh hey oh a little excited for the building huh oh God sorry about that DeAndre where’s he going I know he’s not clocking out right what what the [ __ ] Eli it’s night bro the Sun is setting yeah it’s night time Eli I need you to

Make a day make a day make a day Eli it’s overtime for the workers hurry up these guys do not get the clock out right here right here right click this thing this yeah he he walked off the the the build site all right this is good this

Is good this is fine he’s coming he’s coming he’s coming back he’s he had like a 3 minute break get the [ __ ] back in there this guy went into the break room sat down and then got told to go back to work these guys aren’t getting any [ __ ] break they’re

Going to they’re going to build an entire town an entire [ __ ] Village I want this [ __ ] done I need at least three full buildings by the end of the [ __ ] night wow look at that little decoration he has a little shelf in the corner I need like a like a like a place

Where I could just be like an overseer and just kind of like you know like a little stand like a stand that I could [ __ ] be on top of where I [ __ ] just yell at him what’s the can you zoom in on the camera like the camera mod like taking a

Picture of him [Laughter] oh what the [ __ ] if he starts to slack off I will [ __ ] see it actually where’s builders oh my God wait where’s Builders with the cameras hey man I got a job for you oh my God Jesus [ __ ] Christ what I got

Some use uh for your cameras that you initially remember the the first cameras that you were using that you couldn’t do anything with yeah I want you to rig up cameras on my workers so I can make sure they’re not slacking off okay I can do that oh look at this what’s up

Man here I got a camera so I could just like you know make sure that everything’s all good he’s inside where exactly do you want them to be pointing at wow you got a bench up here well look I mean he’s he’s kind of done with this

One I well he might be close to being done with this one here on the left but uh I can get cameras on this is yeah I mean like just this general area like I’m I’m just going to have them building [ __ ] pretty much all over it’s done grand opening there’s

Fireworks nitw Ned’s Builder base you didn’t even like make a walkway here in the front what the [ __ ] he just has dirt on the [ __ ] roof too what has dirt on the roof what is this why why does he have dirt here like that locked all for an upgrade oh it’s

For it’s for future expansions I’m pretty sure I have to build the town hall now DeAndre get over here and start building again here he comes yeah my man get the [ __ ] over there don’t worry about the sun going down because once the sun goes down I’m

Going to make it come right back up don’t you worry all right here’s your monitor man I think should all be there let zoom in was this get the [ __ ] back to work back to work what are you doing oh are you leveling it out right

Now Jesus Christ are you kidding me this is how [ __ ] fast you’re moving a mercenary what the [ __ ] he stole from the building no shot [ __ ] did that hey one second hey hey this [ __ ] mercenary stealing [ __ ] yeah I know I don’t know is it this one

Is this mother [ __ ] right here yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] kill him is he did you drop it he had pants and shoes I didn’t drop any stone bricks [ __ ] I hope he didn’t ruin the process here oh hey hey Z what’s up he did he took five chiseled Stone and set us back

On the [ __ ] build [ __ ] what the [ __ ] well I’m not hiring these guys anymore he’s stealing from the [ __ ] company man you’re fired terminated terminated terminated you’re no longer needed your services are no longer needed I’m going to hit you with a black hole hi

Oh what the [ __ ] is that I was getting rid of the mercenary don’t worry we don’t need mercenary we’ll use in-house labor I’m going uh [ __ ] quick put see if I can get that be real quick while we’re [ __ ] waiting on him and I’m here we go at least one of these

Will make it somebody must be born I don’t think this be is going to happen and we don’t have any regular eggs anymore God damn it man that’s so stupid Oh you need chicken eggs H yeah come with me you can see the restaurant I

Just got it done today what the [ __ ] is she doing over here I guess they’re making the place seem more lively the first door right no no no the door follow the sewer yeah oh in there yeah come over yeah it’s back yeah W what the [ __ ] oh my God he grew

Up that’s right you haven’t seen anything yet why is he so big so right here this is a head chef uh is that his this is his worker this is the Sue Chef yeah he uh he’s the one that fetches the milk in the back room watch this he’s the one that fills

Up the curdling station for the cheese oh now you mean ask where does he get all this fresh milk let me show you is he milk is he milking something back here oh my God he’s milking he’s milking the cow we only have the worst animal conditions possible back so uh go ahead

And get your eggs like yeah but no snitching to pea man no snitching yeah don’t don’t tell Nikita oh yeah of course oh it’s getting dark again wow look at the progress that he’s made I’m going to have to get him to make another building I I’m assuming to

[ __ ] wait that’s going to be wait he’s he didn’t clear this chunk out right there what the [ __ ] is he going to build over that what is it work faster oh my God is my gun making noise yeah [ __ ] put a gun on him he’s so slow

Man oh you guys doing the mine Colony stuff I thought I thought it was poo poo it is probably poo poo but I don’t have anything else to do so I mean I’m this is what I’m doing oh okay have you guys done the exploration stuff like the T

Highight stuff and stuff like that I mean I did that last time when we [ __ ] did the mod pack and we we beat it so it’s like I mean I could go back through it I guess and [ __ ] yeah you did you did blue skies

Too no how do we get to we have that may we blue skies is kind of cool uh I need to find an everdon portal cuz there’s two different dimensions you can go to but we got one oh do you guys have an everdon portal yeah come on is that the

Pink one yeah it’s the red one I think so oh yeah there’s like a tower in there that has like bosses that with the keys and [ __ ] is that what that is yeah this one oh you need lunar stone bricks okay how do you get the blue sky where we

Don’t have one of those do we the ever Dawn and the ever bright are the dimensions from the blue skies mod oh so I have an everbrite portal at my house but I think I have blocks to make another everbrite portal one’s like a tundra and the this one’s whatever this

Is your hands what the hell my what the hell sorry that’s an enchantment on my boots what the [ __ ] I’ll be back what the [ __ ] was that what is that what the hell that’s what that sound a [ __ ] tentacle yeah I know but like that’s that’s yeah man that’s

Really weird ah I don’t like that hands up oh what me to do to you sounds like jello the first half of hydrogen I have it I just I need no I use jetpack I use a jet pack that uses electricity if you hit me there’s a

Chance that you get hit with lightning you get smed if you hit me e how I have a CH you guys have lunar Stone I don’t know oh my God you’re about to die you have spare lunar stone bricks it’s the bricks to make the ever Dawn portal oh

It’s these right lunar stone bricks uh oh yeah yeah it does work it does work okay make sure you make make that other portal over here that room here I have the I have the bricks for you make the allo yeah yeah look at these things whoa these things are the

Best e what the [ __ ] yeah by the way I don’t know if it’s like this in the everdon but you need to like get the Cobblestone here because your pickaxes suck in this like Realm I I I just flew around and went to a tower I think in

That other one and I fought one boss and got keys oh there should be two bosses is in both so you probably fought the first boss you need to fight the second okay so what am I looking for in here oh wow it’s right here it’s the

Same [ __ ] thing you need keys again it’s the it’s the same [ __ ] thing what oh my God it’s a Summoner oh you [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] he’s actually almost dead I I [ __ ] him up with this combo is he dead oh what the [ __ ] he’s

Alive he walked into the fire is he dead now I can’t move a [ __ ] bro I can’t get the last spell and my [ __ ] is still backwards [ __ ] I can’t get the last spell off you son of a vit they [ __ ] hit me stop hitting me stop there he [Applause]

Goes whoa I don’t know what you do with any of this [ __ ] whoa I can make music with this one I can make a new track that’s good can resummon a boss at a higher difficulty using a keystone over over the pickaxe icon with the little

Tab and you can wait what next to the pickaxe oh this I want to use it to like resummon though we got a new Music says you need a keystone but like oh there we go I did it I figured it Out he’s dead ooh look at that I got a gold trophy now do I get like another one now and like a higher ooh this one’s a rare one this is 20 20% hey what you doing seen what you were I’ve seen what you were doing I’m farming this boss in higher Rarities

Actually and I can keep spawning it in and it gets harder and harder and I get a new like buff each time the Starlit Crusher is the next one whoa how many how many bosses have you fought already there’s just two in each is what spec

Said oh okay so this is the first one yeah the first one Village it’s not loading yeah it’s not loaded for me either it takes a while bro it’s still 400 Away oh there it is oh I see It I don’t know if we just break in or if if there’s an act ual like entrance to it still not loaded on this side holy [ __ ] bro this is deep what the [ __ ] I can see the inside of it kind of cheating a little bit oh that’s cheating

Yeah this is massive what the [ __ ] oh found it here’s the entrance yeah it’s in here we can’t break anything so like we have to somehow get through this [ __ ] maze this is like hun here look at it what do these spawn uh Stone lits [ __ ] broke it yeah I broke it

Cuz I mean that’s dangerous I want to see what a ston lit was there’s nothing in here I mean it’s probably those [ __ ] enemies at the Summoner guy was spawning oh there you go never mind it’s some ugly thing we need to find uh all the modium all the modium [ __ ] like just

Is weaker here I don’t know like why why why did they make all the modium [ __ ] weaker here this pick or whatever is [ __ ] chunking them though maybe try using your pick oh I got one I got one I got one key oh [ __ ] hey I found a way to get

Upstairs to the next [ __ ] floor there more oh my God what the [ __ ] o crazy crazy how many keys do we need I have no idea I have just a assuming four from the last one can barely even find any chest yeah I’m not finding a whole lot

Either there’s two in this room oh there we go I got one I guess we can just go up Fu it well this might be it oh yeah there’s a keyhole there I would imagine probably oh it a tree I [ __ ] told you it was a

[ __ ] tree oh my God it’s got a [ __ ] is that a dick oh it just blocked itself in there oh whoa hello ah he’s hitting me ah you little [ __ ] ah what is that he’s not taking damage right now oh maybe we it says we have to use

An axe on the on the [ __ ] thing there there the pillars front of it I don’t have an axe I didn’t bring an axe there we go I did nice all right this is fine I got it man don’t worry we’ll be here for a bit but I got it why does

Magic Missile do more damage seemingly than anything else oh uhoh why did everything stop what why I don’t know it’s not stopping for me I’m I’m stopped are you can you still hear me might yeah I think I might have been scuffed what the [ __ ] happened there oh oh hey I’m back [Applause]

Hey oh he shrivels up oh he turns into a little sapling so in order to do that again we have to like where wait where you didn’t even get the [ __ ] Loop bag there was I got a bag I didn’t get a bag what the [ __ ] got a nature a nature Arc

That’s where you use I think to spawn them again uh so resummon the boss at a higher difficulty yeah using a keystone let’s go out and then we go back in try try using that item like the Rune thing on this there we go now this is

Hard now we got got to cheese him again oh oh he’s outside he’s what the [ __ ] is that he’s almost dead oh he’s dead all right now I get a [ __ ] sack I can see it what does this do provides one extra heart wow that’s crazy it should say on the nature Arc

What what’s the Rarity of that um did uncommon okay so it’s not rare then we can go to the other one and beat the other boss the second boss in that one I beat the first one and then there’s a second one for that too I haven’t even fought the first boss

In the oh we can do that too I got I got another one of those we have keys for that go do that got to go to the other one though well well well DeAndre look at what you’ve done it’s not done yet though what the [ __ ] is going on here

Such a strange building this [ __ ] like side area is just like for decoration I guess it’s like a lot it’s like a lot of like outside border area and not a lot of room inside I’ve started work on top wait what you just started what the [ __ ]

Were you doing while I was away you [ __ ] you slacker was he not working while I was gone get to work [ __ ] he probably didn’t work cuz the [ __ ] chunk got unloaded cuz there’s no one here oh no one’s awake where’s builders I don’t know what is

This are they having a meeting what’s happening here so what will it be for you is there a problem everybody wants a house to live in huh how the [ __ ] do you think I’m going to get you a [ __ ] house you [ __ ] [ __ ] you haven’t finished the [ __ ] town hall yet finish the

[ __ ] town hall and then you’ll get your [ __ ] homes waiting on him you know just waiting What why did he spawn what the [ __ ] F you doing he he’s like here somewhere his health bar just appeared and I heard him teleporting around I just went up and clicked on the stone thing and I’m fighting him I guess I don’t know if someone

Spawned him or what I didn’t even touch it ah what the [ __ ] don’t worry man he’s dead as [ __ ] he [ __ ] suck at me into your [ __ ] black holes yes yeah [ __ ] him up boy oh that was a pretty good combo he he’s dead he’s dead now we have

To get the other version of him yay we did it again oh common common Rarity again this one’s uncommon I got uncommon uh the structure that the other one’s in is like a what is it a [ __ ] poison dungeon so I got to use the structure thing to find it 1,00 away all

Right I’ll meet you There this is it oh it’s a spider course it’s always a [ __ ] spider like any Souls like you know there’s always got to be a spider boss break into this or what oh well this is It oh it’s over where the [ __ ] is he oh I bet this one’s a spider it is a spider where are the chests even at oh one key oh oh that looks like an entrance at the end there a Giants Dark Souls spider who how many do you have you need

One more right see what happens oh you [ __ ] it won’t get grabbed by that I have to try it black hole sucks man never you never use you mean it works for me oh there he’s up there oh but he get he got himself up there never

Mind fire is doing big damage to it oh my God he’s like drowning what the [ __ ] was that sound oh I got a I got the rare bag [ __ ] I got a common bag what the heck man well now we can we can respawn it though let’s do it

Again this music disc here you go oh oh oh yes oh what track is this venomous encounter take a little listen all right we got to fight it again while this is Playing oh my God oh my God oh my oh this poor thing it can’t even move crazy Damn music hasn’t even like ramped up yet I got the uncommon bag again my life my luck suck well that’s it those are the two bosses in each I guess it’s over in these dimensions now it’s my bedtime oh did they even do any more work did he

Even [ __ ] do any more work what the [ __ ] is going on here a fine morning remind me later is what I said work go to work look he’s got all the supplies on him what the [ __ ] are you doing finish this goddamn Town Hall already

And then I will make you a home they’re they are probably going to [ __ ] they’re going to revolt they’re not going to stand for this and they’re going to [ __ ] they’re going to try to kill me