EPIC US Presidents on Survival Server?! Insane Pixeled Journey!

Hey bros I’m just starting a new Minecraft world you guys care to join me finally this bozo has a good idea for once yeah I’m down all right I’ll work on getting the food Donald you mind and Obama you build the house sounds good to

Me wait I want to build the house fine Donald you can build the house let’s go thanks baby what this Farm is coming along pretty well come check it out Donald this is a sad excuse for a farm sleepy Joe I’m not vegan where are all the cows take a

Chill pill Donald this is just the start you better get some cows or pigs in this Farm soon Joe you know how I love meat what you mean by that hey Donald how about I come check out the house I don’t think that will be necessary Joe where

Is that thing I want to see it LMAO no way bro has the Green Top Donald has the green top that’s embarrassing AF you two hating on the Green Top I’ll give you all Green Top that’s for sure what the pause hey Obama how’s the mining going it’s

Going pretty good so far I’m about to whoa huh what happened I just found this cool underground city thing and there’s a few diamonds that’s great news mind them and bring them back wait Obama watch out if you make any noise oh what the what what’s going on what is this

Thing it’s a warden one of the strongest mobs in the game don’t make any noise it can’t see you Obama run what do you think I’m doing good going Obama now we’re back to square one it’s all right you know what they say second time’s the charm you

Must be an expert doing things the second time Donald after all you were impeached twice shut up Joe Donald this house that you built us might be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen I guess you’ve never looked in a mirror Obama now Obama has a point we need to demolish this decrepit looking

Hut does this mean I get to use TNT yes Obama you can use TNT I swear if I come back from my adventure and the house is blown up you guys are never going to hear the end of it don’t worry Donald I was just joking the house will be fine

I’ll stay here and make sure Obama doesn’t do anything wacky and uncharacteristic foreign guys I’m back I found this cool Village a few hundred blocks what the hell happened to our house don’t get your knickers in a Twist Donald we can build it back better yeah it will only take an

Hour or two I’m done playing with you guys you think Donald will like our new house I hope so building this house really blew my back out Joe that expression doesn’t mean what you think it does oh uh well I’ll invite him to the call hopefully he likes it all right I’m

Hopping on what do you two bozos want Donald we’re sorry for blowing up the house you built us even though it was ugly AF so we built a new one we think you’ll like wow this house actually looks pretty nice yeah it’s great we all have our own separate rooms this time

Yeah now we won’t have to deal with each other taking our diamonds hey sleepy Joe you mind if I take a look in your room yes I do mine don’t go in there I’ll just take a quick peek it’ll what the hell I uh I can explain

Hey Obama what do you want now I’m busy mining for diamonds when Joe joins the server I’m going to change my skin to hear O’Brien and prank him LMAO that’s the best idea you’ve had in a while damn that was pretty passive aggressive all right let me tell him to join what do

You guys want I just woke up from my nap Hey Joe you want to see how I decorated my new room not really but I’ll take a look I’m mining right now just let yourself in all right ah here O’Brien I got him not funny Donald sorry Joe did

I almost give you a heart attack hey Obama he’s not going to fall for the same trick twice you can change your skin back huh Obama I see you with that hero Brian skin what are you talking about Donald I’m still mining sleepy Joe run Donald is that really Herobrine outside

Our house I think it is Joe oh crap what are we gonna do guys go under my undermine in my room and look in the chest what don’t question it just look give me a sec holy crap Obama where did you get all this why do you think I’m mining all the

Time it’s my secret stash use it to fight hero Brian all right I’ll go fight him Joe you stay back and keep guard sounds good to me all right I’m sneaking up on him you got this Donald I believe in you all right I’m going in for the kill wait stop what

Who is that it’s me Drizzy Drake your old pal what the how did you Join This Server that’s not important I was so sad that you guys didn’t invite me to play Survival I created a stupendously diabolical plan to infiltrate your game is this guy for real all I wanted to do

Was be a part of things hold on guys give me a second I’m Banning this kid wait Joe don’t LMAO got him hey guys I’m back at the Village you guys need anything yeah yeah if you could get some crops that would be great I’m trying to expand the farm sounds

Good Joe I can do that I don’t need anything from the village but if I could get back my diamond armor I let you borrow that would be great sure Obama when I get back I’ll give it to you thanks dog holy crap this is a hell of a

Deal huh this villager will give me three emeralds for each piece of diamond armor Donald don’t even think about it Obama I’m the best businessman in the world I know a good deal when I see one I have to agree with Donald on this one

We could do a lot with 12 emeralds what the hell can you do with 12 emeralds uh making emerald block in a third Joe that is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard Donald don’t make that deal too late Obama I am now 12 emeralds richer I

Can’t wait to make my emerald block in a third I hate both of you guys I just got 10 obsidian you know what that means we can make two and a half enchanting tables what the why would we want to make two and a half enchanting tables I’m going to make a

Nether portal I simply just love the nether you can get so much gold there right you are Donald but we can also get wither skulls and eventually get a beacon that sounds like a superb plan Obama guys I’m gonna be honest I’ve never been to the nether before don’t

Sweat it Joe Donald and I can teach you the basics why did you have to drag me into this all right the portal is done you want to go in first Joe I’d love to whoa I’m getting dizzy don’t fall over again shut up Donald wow this place looks sick Hey Joe make

Sure to set your spawn in a bed if you die you want to be able to get back quicker oh good thinking Donald you’re a great friend wait Joe don’t listen to him it’s honestly great that we have another portal now yeah now I can get so much

Gold this place is wild so much lava and pigment yeah it’s a real vacation spot get all the gold you want Donald but I’m here for the real prize netherrite there’s no way you’re going to find enough for a full armor set that’s stuff rare as hell oh crap a gassed just shoot

It they’re pretty easy to kill what do you think I’m trying to do you sure you know how to work that thing uh what the huh what happened I accidentally shot a pigment now they’re all after me Donnie you’re such a bozo don’t worry I got this all under control

Guys I’m tired of the nether is this guy for real Joe we’ve only had another portal for like two hours calm down I was watching YouTube and I found this much cooler portal we could make not this again I saw that if I placed 14 glowstone in a rectangle then Place

Water I can make an Ether Portal Joe that’s not going to work the video you saw was lying you’re wrong Donald why would anyone ever want to lie on the internet fine Joe give it a shot and see what happens it’ll work guys trust me

See we told you ever since I was a little boy I wanted to build an Ether Portal in Minecraft now my dreams are crushed Joe you learned what an Ether Portal was 10 minutes ago guys I finally did it full netherite armor that’s crazy I still only have

Iron Obama I don’t believe you for a second let me see this armor I have it all right here Donald let me take a look I would never trust Donald with that armor what’s the worst that could happen here you go Donald wow this is some nice

Armor would be a shame if someone burned it take that fat L Donald yes Obama you can’t burn netherite armor someone help I’m half a heart with no food and zombies are chasing me sorry Joe can’t help I’m busy yeah Joe I’d help you out but uh I really don’t want

To just build up a few blocks and wait for daytime great plan Obama thanks for the idea no problem Joe it’s really just common sense which is something Joe lacks would you just shut up man it just turned night you might be up there for a

While Joe that’s fine I just hope I don’t die up here due to any unforeseen wacky circumstances guys I finally did it outside and see it I’m gonna be honest I don’t really care I’ll take a look Donald where is it just walk outside and look at the mountain behind our house

Obama this is just a big waste of time all right Donald I’m out here what the do you like it yeah you built uh uh I’m not really sure what that is actually it’s a statue of myself oh what do you not like it no it’s just I think you

Should stick to villager trading building really isn’t your strong suit hey fellas I just found a desert temple there’s even a little piggy inside your mom’s inside shut up man you know how to loot one of these things no not really there’s a hidden room below the middle

Area of the temple which has a lot of good loot watch out Joe the bottom room also has a pressure plate trap connected to TNT why’d you have to tell him that it would have been funny to watch him explode thanks Obama I think I got this

All under control hopefully you get some good loot I know you’ve been struggling to find diamonds wow this is so cool I got a bajillion diamonds down here that’s great Joe just be careful coming back up or don’t don’t worry Obama I’ll be careful uh-oh