Escape the Most Terrifying Minecraft Rooms!

I never understood the appeal of Escape rooms they look very stressful and there’s a lot of people screaming at each other that’s mainly why I don’t leave the house too I wouldn’t also try it in real life um because me is scared and even when I see Minecraft Escape

Rooms and shorts I just scroll past them because nine times out of 10 they’re fake but let me try a Minecraft escape room just for change you know how hard can it be blah blah blah I don’t want to read eight iron oh [ __ ] why did I do it there’s a bit

Dumb okay what should I do a trapo I literally have no idea oh my God why did I do that it was so dumb [ __ ] so that was hard today I will attempt to see if Minecraft Escape rooms are actually worth it can I win without

Cheating or losing my marbles oh and um stick to the end to see if I can escape a prison m especially for me with the game master there to Taun me and and just like that my quest started I took a dive into the darkest parts of the

Internet where all IQ and rational thinking Goes To Die YouTube shorts I watched every one of them about escaping a room a prison whatever it is even your grandma’s basement and then moved to much longer videos that’s when I pulled out my notebook and I learned a lot and

Basically you need three key elements to be able to escape any escape room out there having knowledge about the game I’m talking learning crafting recipes parkour and some game glitches like how to clip through walls with a boat and stuff like that it’s not really a glitch

But please I learned what I could you know this isn’t a math exam and by the way boats are kind of your besti when playing an escape room boats can negate fall damage do that teleportation thing and you can jump through Lava with them other important items to look out for

Are ender pearls bones bone meal because if you see any of these you’re either going to clip through a wall or you’re planting something and then like Hoppers hidden in lava usually or anywhere which leads me to the second key perspective and environment but then I had a very

Good idea I need to take a good look at the blocks around under and above me are there any traps or hidden blocks the human body when alerted in moments of danger becomes hypervigilant and so aware of the environment around it that’s why when you’re anxious you

Cannot sleep cuz that would mean you could get in danger basically I need to use all that to my advantage enter the F5 key I used F5 see using F5 give me a whole new perspective is the secret solution to any confusion in the game all the other successful YouTubers use

It they get a lot of views might as well do the same you know but another thing none of them do it’s conserving resources oh my God I think that’s pretty dumb so I won’t be following their steps on that one and finally the mindset and there’s one thing I learned

From Escape Room videos where friends attempt to escape each other’s Maps is that it is fun and I’m very lonely it’s that keeping calm is a key component for sucess no need to pretend you know the way out because if you did you would already be out you know don’t tease the

Game master focus on the game so you don’t lose time and remember when stuck stop assess and then try your best I call this the SAT method [ __ ] that’s another education related joke with all that in mind I started playing all the Escape rooms I could find to get ready

For the final one wait that does sound like I’m getting ready for an exam leave me alone okay what is this box ass situation this is giving me anxiety reminds me of school I to read these didn’t have to do this like okay okay rules rules I’ll

Read them okay every level will be harder and harder so we have a chance of actually playing the game we’ll just play normally the bedroom anyway this is what are we supposed to do what did you do this to me break the table what the [ __ ] is

L l it’s the painting I can’t reach it oh I can apparently it’s a car can I slide it can I get it back I can’t you didn’t have to do this you really didn’t have to make it all scary you oh look at that you need two keys Easter

Egg oh there’s something here this one is empty why Loki having fun oh this one is empty what else oh two keys [ __ ] I threw it okay I’m still looking around I don’t even want to know is that a be how did I miss this

One okay stop it why are you giving me these Indies you’re like ruining it for me okay what am I supposed to do with this see something that’s broken that’s all I know okay I have to find a way to restore the electricity it’s dark okay

We already know that it’s wires okay so the same problem H there’s literally nothing to see here there’s a broken switch and wires see where the switch can be placed place it and repair it with wires where shall it be placed oh here right come on oh there’s a key there key

I don’t like being here please no no jump scares please oh okay let’s go oh the this thing the ladder ooh oh up here oh perfect I love when things are working out for me oh room have you seen a lever yeah I did I have seen one [ __ ] I can’t take it

All I hope we do it like this hold it open oh no I messed up I have to redo this I thought it would like open this one okay this is me restarting by the way oh no way please this is a long hallway Stone shovel don’t even know how

Scared I am Des by being here oh I need to find this little thing oh that’s interesting oh I can’t pass by here what am I supposed to do stone shovel oh the bed’s here oh God we have di trying to escape it’s terrifying I won’t do I get this I can’t

Really what am I supposed to do no I must through the sand it could be useful okay I can’t throw it okay as the old computer suggest find the floppy disc maybe look in the air vence those stupid could have just clicked it looks like a door has open somewhere let’s see oh

Here okay okay so I don’t get to choose where to go now that I know enough about the game I have the right mindset and I have the power of God Ane and F5 on my side I’m pretty sure I can Brave this last escape room that is especially made for

Me to lose but one key thing I’m very stressed about is I have another person in the room aka the game master and he knows the way out and he’s making a mockery out of me this is going to be stressful wait a second it’s dark and

Scary what is this I made it to it looks intimidating and scary how about I break this no you can’t don’t break anything either okay is this the first escape room or no what is read read read I want to don’t break anything [ __ ] you read okay

Okay okay I’m going to come back read welcome May to your final challenge here you will be tested for all do I have to do a dramatic reading or is this just a normal CH Wonder use all the knowledge you gathered so far good luck you will

Need it first is a test of friendship in front of you are multiple pains but only few will let you through to the first test only your true friend of you knows which paintings are right choose carefully you are so cringe just cringe why why why was it

Pleas is it because you fear spiders no because I love near so much why because what does have your what does your cat have to do with this this is not a cat this is a spider what it’s a spider oh so the resource pack is not working oh I

See I see it’s a picture of near a I see it now looks the ugliest in this one by the way [ __ ] you don’t say that ever again that was a joke right yeah don’t break anything you call yourself a escape room Pro don’t break anything it’s a rule I

Never said that what what you’re talking about you did Welcome to your first actual test you need to pay good attention and have good awareness this is not how you spell awareness game continue I’m not an English major to pass this room unlock the gate to go to

Your next challenge light the candles to move on good luck this going to be trap right I don’t know you [ __ ] is it what are you doing come on what why did you break it oh my God come here you’re so annoying I told you to not break anything I was conserving

Resources it’s one of the things you have to do didn’t see you get anything yeah I got a flint and steel oh okay what’s going on your head right now I have no plan whatsoever sounds about right for a escape room Pro shut up wait this isn’t

M don’t interfere it’s annoying it’s not it’s copyrighted also why did you choose to put it there then look at be flinton steel carefully yeah I know I can only use it once I wonder where shut up what this supposed to do something I don’t know is it

Good job one more to go at this point I was desperate and I was making bad decisions are you stuck certain an idiot didn’t think about that I tried to remember my training but nothing really worked out I you wonder if you missed anything in the room look at her

Working working hard can I get a hint game Masters can give you a hint actually here is your hint it’s in this room somewhere yeah idiot I know you want to play the game of warm and cold yeah yeah please go on start warm colder colder cold cold cold come

On oh war is that you or the game the game warmer or you’re looking at it what do you mean you’re looking at it there’s nothing go back left do you see anything oh my God finally I couldn’t reach it congrats you can pass good job on your first room in this

Room you will have to repay your sins [ __ ] you’re supposed to be reading in these not me you’re the game master no is this also part of the experience to torment me we all know the torture you made the villagers go through help them out this time and maybe I see what you

Did there very smart they let you pass to the next room I don’t think I care enough to help him out do you have a choice what I didn’t know at the time is that this room would be the biggest pain in the ass I’ve ever had The Misfortune

Of going through and it’s not even the way that the master planned it to be our internet was worse than my mental health in 2020 and I was getting absolutely pissed I got too sidetracked and at first I thought the answer was to plant the seeds you know especially since the

Virgin game master said this I would give you an advice is look at the map first analyze it but then I got sidetracked and both of us were disconnecting and reconnecting again and it was just pure chaos maybe technology was the true enemy all along don’t break

Anything what do you mean you gave me a pict pickaxe is there a farming villager a farmer no stop annoying the villagers they’re not here to help you are here to help them no stop oh [ __ ] stop come back why did you make the wall the same

Color as bone meal give me my bone meal the game master really started losing it at this point too and just succeeding at pissing me off is that all you have you can girl can’t you grow a [ __ ] something what the [ __ ] are you talking about even

I started losing it I tried growing a tree and getting wood for some reason like girl why what are you going to do with wood I am looking back at these footage because we filmed this a couple months back and oh my God I actually couldn’t edit it or do the voice over

For this part because I was too pissed says who me why did you do that I swear that wasn’t mistake I swear to god wow very scary game master hey I am being nice before any game master apologists come for me being looked up for too long and

Dealing with lag does mess with your head a little bit okay let me have it so what are you going to do with that wood your mother I think you your maps are lame yeah that’s what a loser would say no they are lame it’s just an objective

Opinion it’s boring as hell what do you want me to do there there are no actual what the [ __ ] is that what is that I don’t know but don’t break it what all you needed to do was to oh this and this to open the door are you

[ __ ] with me right now yeah the Villager couldn’t do that they can Farm but they can’t to oh yeah Minecraft knowledge [ __ ] off it’s the purpose of the video stay away from maybe don’t use innocent souls for your pleasure go and see what it’s like to fall into hell and

Move to your final room you are the least scary game master I’ve ever seen get the [ __ ] up and go on continue fall into house no I didn’t care no escape room is complete without some Parkour oh oh my God not the parkour bit retrieve the

Lamps from each side light them at the end to officially complete this room and be victorious like the show set your spawn okay shut the [ __ ] up set your spawn and start jumping every resets everything oh my God no I actually I actually dissociate it when I was

Reading so can even explain what I have to do again yeah let me tell you what happens here may aka me jumps over lava with boats to get the first lamb don’t worry I got it done where must I place it you ask here oh my god you’re kidding me wait wait

You need to go retrieve the other one from this side no I’m going to put it in the chest oh it’s SM don’t touch it you didn’t think about that it’s why I made it but I didn’t think you would know you don’t need boats here what do you think

I’m a [ __ ] idiot what the [ __ ] that’s not how you are supposed to do it well I don’t care I’m using my brain I cannot believe I just did that okay I can’t do that that way no no yes yes no I’m I am the game master I’m

Saying no no build the head block jump no if you die restart no okay try it you [ __ ] I’ve lost all of them [ __ ] don’t don’t you dare touch my chests okay I’m not why did you touch my boat put it back I left a boat here it’s my map my boat [ __ ]

You [ __ ] you absolute [ __ ] stop no actually put it back I’m I’m not [ __ ] with you put it back it’s not how you are supposed to do it I don’t care I’m using my brain I’m not stopping you put it back it’s my back put it back it’s my

Boot I said so go on shut the [ __ ] up I’m going to pound your ass so hard you [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah I going to give up because you don’t want me to use my brain I didn’t remove your are rigged and your game is uneven I was

Simply at my limits here but I had to give it another shot a final one I had only two boats in my hot bar and that’s all the chances I could get if I lose this maybe I wasn’t destined to be a pro escape room player finally the cold redstone lamp in my

Hands maybe I’m not that hopeless after all now all I have to do is go back take the two lamps place them where they belong oh my God my precious redstone lamp burned and with it died all my hopes sometimes things just doesn’t go as we plan well maybe these game rooms

Are about the friends we made along the way definitely not the game master that will tell you that much like And subscribe if you enjoy the video bye let’s go where’s the L you broke the chest it’s not my put it in the chest put it

In the chest no put it in the middle put it in the middle here you go you’re such a bad game no no I’m not doing it again I don’t [ __ ] care