Ethereal D.T.V – Ethereal Minecraft HC #5 – Episode 2 (VERBAL ABUSE)

I don’t have any bones perverted in horny you awful person i’m ready to die again yeah we’re kind of screwed serves you right top down trees and kill people i won’t kill you right away no it just finished this place spells death this isn’t good why did you do that help me

Right now Sticks all right yeah take take david’s sticks everyone likes this there you go guys but no one asked for your phone sorry sorry that was complete what do you mean no one asked i was uncalled for what you said wow the truth all right so okay you’re saying that

Like when god delivered his his revelation in scripture he needed to ask for the israelites permission i don’t think so it’s a non-sequitur no it’s not i’m just using your own logic against you what i’m just mining over here and you said something oh okay sounds contrary

No i didn’t speak english i literally said everyone likes your sticks what’s contrary about that guys what is this stuff and why can’t i get out of mind what you said elijah was that everyone likes david’s it might be it might be offensive to some people well is it okay

Who is it offensive here well i don’t okay now that’s something i would not know that’s something i would not know elijah for a very good reason well i just mentioned to his phoenix what okay i didn’t say anything about rock bottom oh this is uh okay

I’m digging up i’m digging up because i feel like we’re too low to find any like caves just for quick iron i hear lavas watch your tongue watch your tongue uh you’re still on death row don’t get you i think that they’ll get your uh neck in the news is that wait is

That a threat mystery or they give it give it the guillotine yes choose your judas choose your way out my only way i was through the father-son and holy spirit what level are you on one Okay what are you on david that would be really cute except you just gave it away wait what love how are you how i’m on three i’m like oh okay i thought i thought you said you weren’t like level seven david i was like we’re in the same barren

Wasteland how are you finding that much more what level are you one three whoa okay guys lava foot that might be a good sign lava i’m coming firefighters here i just realized i have a resource pack on from the okay so i did not know i hit bedrock because i had the

Resource pass the resource package careful yeah i’ll turn it off this is stupid there’s no caves here there’s no nothing i’m kidding just just good things come to those who wait yeah like the victims of your nine days murder spree came to you don’t knock it until you try it

What are you talking about that is not how that life works you definitely have things you cannot i almost suffocate like i found carrots in the ground uh to quote ted bundy don’t knock it till you try it what is raw copper for oh give that to me give that to me give

Me all the raw coffee you have i need it dude they look like carrots Well i’m doing it again i’m doing it again Okay i’m going back up to the surface because i have no wood and god is not can you bring us somewhat down here to a slowly being i think you guys should come up and join me and we find a better cave this place is guys i literally no

No i don’t know i i literally just i literally just found iron too oh i just i literally spotted iron pulling i think you’re a wet blanket what do you mean what are you guys so mean to me for well maybe maybe you be long away from here Okay okay i’m about to see boys i’ll see you later yeah i literally i’m just hiding in your vein of iron right now i will not be judged by a serial killer guys i smell something in the air sorry that was an accident oh there’s your skeleton horses attack

You or is that just yeah they’ll kill you no no the horses themselves well only if they have a writer on them is it sparkly and blue yep okay you know you’re you’re just trying no david it’s called peeking too early it’s called peeking too early

I’ll find more no you know how many diamonds yeah i just find eight diamonds i just got up to the surface okay wait david okay at least make a pick make a pick for the uh whatchamacallit the we need to get obsidian for the point you wanna

Yeah i wanna pick a bone with you bobby you have to watch it i think you guys are just a little too laschivious in your interpretations of my words yeah what does that mean uh sorry go to the bedroom well okay so matthew is la chevious that’s that’s kind of the best

Way i don’t even know what that word means it means kind of perverted and horny hey that’s definitely a caleb what okay yeah i guess it goes yeah you can go on both ways yeah so just imagine caleb and matthew there you have it oh and elijah i just found a mind really

Oh wait i’ll come down to you i’m just picking up someone and you’re trash at least god loves me these are all things that are true uh ian i’m gonna borrow the blasphemous for a moment to pick up this iron i’m about to go down to the depths of the earth

Bring us some wood please i ram don’t worry bring me like a lot of wood oh i don’t i’m packing it should we go to sleep uh we there’s some people who are still in the bowels of the earth i just placed a whole bunch of beds

Everybody has beds there oh no that’s what i’m saying is that like no but some people aren’t here some people are there if you know what i mean you catch my drift you really that was a nice slow note there hey matt uh alec can you just talk like that for

The rest of the season i like that yeah what’s alright what was that again hey guys only talk like this how do you do this i like i like the new alley a lot it’s a very nice base note there i look from texas here

Only way i was able to do that because i randomly had phlegm going on just in the right place when uh elijah said tmi about me going to the bathroom i think he was talking to everyone not just me yeah i found a cavern of your wildest

Dreams i’m coming david i want to see this this choice i need food i need food someone give me food honestly you know oh i just i’m i’m doing yourself endeavoring without you hey first it’s on you oh you should bring me actually i need food i need food who’s

Eating food just give it to me oh bring food for me too please all right no you’ve been smack talking to me we’re friends we’re friends with your friends i’m you getting nothing hey i’m helping you helping opportunistic this place spells death okay guys please elijah come over here please come

On i i don’t know where you guys explode i mean it’s funny how your melody how your tune changes when you’re in trouble david how are you about to explode well not me exactly i’m kind of caught up in the he’s speaking in that crossfire david i just thought you’re dead

Don’t mind me um oh yeah this place is very extensive okay i need food does anyone have food please i got you a little i have a tiny bit but i’m also at the bottom of the ocean oh well that’s going to be perfect david i mean kale can give it to me

Yeah i guess so thank you caleb you’re the man i’ll starve that’s okay there is only the fit shells all right i’m coming david all right i’m coming we need to build a furnace here patient’s patients no food do you need help yes i need food hello i haven’t eaten this whole hardcore

How much do you need uh uh-huh i like where are you wait okay good oh hey uh caleb there’s a new update came out if you hold shift and walk on lava it won’t kill you just try it yeah oh let’s try it you’re just gonna try no wait don’t do

It don’t do it please one two all right what no elijah hey uh i think i took a wrong turn and now i haven’t know where you guys are wait what do you mean i’m a loser what i’m going to try what level are you on ten well someone’s been freeloading well

Nine we’re almost on ten okay dude i have a oh water so i have a bucket of bread i’m gonna get you’re one of those people who’s like oh yeah i’m uh i’m just like point uh i projected to hit 10 pretty soon here yeah you’re okay you’re the type of guy

Who’s like you’re a five foot two but you claim to be six foot just because you’re within a foot of it yeah i see how it is i bet you i just hit 10 before david think what you like i don’t know man i don’t know okay i have a quota

Okay okay i’m about to hit 10. don’t lie to me you lose i oh i found some diamonds matthew where did you go i went down here to get water david i don’t remember how to get to you good oh do you want me to help you or not you

Too people matthew came matthew yeah i think you know there must be a mine shaft this way it’s coming from over here yeah oh i see you guys oh yeah i see you too oh watch there’s lava all over here so don’t just think to us no i’m gonna

Follow like the caves it’s actually a good good amount of damage too this is actually a very fruitful map i’m glad it really has been so far honestly no one’s died yet how do i how do i get to you guys you know this this these horrible kills are

Coming from up above hey matthew can you come and show me and caleb the way to you guys um not particularly now uh can you particularly do it please can anybody over there like find a geode i’m not really looking for one either i found the death

Well if you by chance happen to see one can you tell me how did you guys get over there oh man okay i’m thinking give me iron david five yeah caleb if you come to me uh i can lead you to where we need to go yeah no who did that

That could be really useful because it can help us get the roles we need in another so wait what do we need what does i can’t mine it i can’t mine it and i was gonna throw it in here i found redstone a while ago i found a whole new cavern

A whole new cavern what david sees is a cavern it’s really big we always lose at least one person careful that uh creepers don’t fall from the ceiling i know oh that was fun that was the best hardcore we’ve never had there’s a um there’s caverns there’s

Like the actual ones you know oh well this thing’s massive places uh hello yeah boys elijah welcome to the party thank you thank you i’m here to i’m here to serve i am at your disposal okay then go go down there you’ll be digging what’s down david

Can you guys uh spare some iron for a lad who needs an iron pickaxe i kind of used all mine i don’t know it’s fine well you’re also a million miles away for you so it’s okay oh i see you’re doing uh stuff yeah oh what the heck is that sound that is

Somebody playing with lava matthew what are you doing matthew what are you doing i fear for about you safety i see what he’s doing it’s just it’s super stupid oh it’s your face alec is still that one before assistance speak speak what what’s down i saw phantasm multiple phantasmagoria um okay over here

A jabberwocky yes lots of it look wow careful there’s a skeleton yeah yep yep there’s a there’s a two baby zombies and a skeleton right here oh it’s raining again let’s kill them there’s two baby zombies yeah right don’t you see them oh another skeleton good i’ll kill that freak there’s a spider

Right out there yeah i i need i need more uh whoever that is what did she love at you i don’t know oh wait wait matthew can i show you like a magic trick uh we need more iron matthew matthew hey matthew we are meeting the demand matthew okay get in

There get in here matthew matthew matthew matthew we can’t hear you do you have any stream or here david can i show you something you’ll do there’s string in this chest here yeah hey david do you have any more string though oh wait no i don’t david elijah what do you want

I’ll show you a cool trick to farm arrows the cave is a death trap here come here david my apologies trap all right okay go into there that little hole i dug oh why did you freak no no no what what what no the arrows despawn

Shoot i saw what you were going to do what what you’re going to blow me up with like four arrows there you would have been following me what did you call it wet blanket all right well is there anything else in this cave because i saw it back there yes the

Ravine goes on and on and on all right let’s check it out uh zombie just dropped oh on me anyone finds any wheat there’s like five six cows over here matthew legit a creeper can drop down on us at any moment yeah and end it all yeah

I don’t want that to happen again is the cave going over where you are david no i was just mining um okay well i’m following matthew because i don’t want to die yeah i’m going along too mine shaft mine shaft up above up above here we have to be careful with those things

I know i’m just gonna bridge up to it careful yeah yeah for sure hey elijah starts over here it starts over here come here well i don’t want to bridge up right on next to it or us getting killed yeah but i’m saying come here because it it can start right

Over here okay place down the water oh oh oh oh there’s two creepers place down the water quick please please please please elijah matthew place the water please place the water creepers creepers where oh it’s dropping it’s dropping shoot oh dude that way you don’t know that no i didn’t okay do you

No i’m fine i see the creeper look i might have just saved our lives look david i need you for this game look right straight look right where i’m looking see that creeper right there it’s just standing on the ledge oh yeah it is oh shoot wait is that it

Can all three of us die at the same time yeah to a creeper yes i mean we’ve had two people died at the same time here’s some empty bookshelves okay let’s get this iron what do you have any extra wool alec no i don’t is it nighttime no it’s just

Raining why is it so rainy this map washington Just don’t risk it don’t risk it yeah no i i agree with that idea you guys are a drought that’s a drown uh don’t drop to trident if has a trident i’m just skedaddling oh oh okay there’s death where what type of death of what nature no yeah the same one

Wait where are you guys all right let’s go here let’s go ahead and drop down one level wait oh wait there’s uh above us matthew this is it goes above us wait really yeah look oh you’re right let’s go to there right yeah i think that

Would be a little more i’ll just follow okay okay well i just and i have 40 torches now okay good nice um okay this place is a little weird okay oh we can go kill that creeper that’s over here just be really careful dude we should build a boat do you have

The ability to make one i don’t i don’t know whoa okay careful here guys yeah don’t be shoving it don’t push people off the ledge oh i’m an idiot look at that holy moly okay oh okay careful i wasn’t predicting there would be that much i hear a skeleton

Somewhere i don’t want to shoot you off [ __ ] There’s the creeper oh skeleton skeleton where wait what are those like changing stuff what chain things uh it looks like there’s a bunch of chains dangling from the ceiling over here stalagmites are they slag wings they don’t look no they’re like part of the uh mine

Shaft i’ve never seen it before oh wait no there might be chains break one yeah wait what what are chains new yeah they are they came in another update i didn’t know i didn’t know that hold up hold up guys okay guys how do we how do we deal with

These creepers i’m gonna deal with them and shoot them okay i need i need somebody to build a crap and i have a two strings okay i have one i have two string in here are you gonna make a crack i’m gonna finish my armor okay that’s probably smart i don’t like the

Skeletons over there they’re worrying me where just off off the distance oh that that was freaky good job and i don’t have any more arrows so oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait here here i got a and arrow but it won’t be enough to kill anything so just hold on

To it okay what we should try doing is maybe Detonating the creepers okay it’s not quite oh i’m all out of wood i can’t reach it oh uh here i have some you know i’m just trying to figure out what to do about this creeper this might be super stupid Well it worked it got the blast okay careful it knocked the other creeper down to the ground so don’t fall how are things on the surface that’s pretty good that’s good oh my axolotl almost killed me how uh because when i went to hold my shield it started placing the actual arrow on

The ground hey oh nice uh oh here matthew dig straight you dig straight we can go to the all right my armor’s finished we’re good you wanna place the torch behind me yeah yeah yeah there you go all right it’s going straight place is pretty groovy yeah so they’re nice and careful You