Ethobot – Running an ALL MOB DAYCARE in Minecraft!

A e though we’re broke again we have no money wait is this a new daycare Daisy who okay about a stupid dayare we can barely afford food but think of it Daisy if it’s new there has to be new job positions available here right we could

Get a job make up our money and not be in dead anymore you’re thinking too highly they probably already have workers they’re probably fully stad oh come on Daisy it doesn’t hurt to just ask at least look there’s a daycare attendant out there right now let’s go

And ask her okay oh my goodness I hate this job I can’t control those babies uh hello we me and my sister were just walking by and we just wanted to know uh do you guys have any job positions available job openings you actually want

To work here uh yeah come on uh I mean yeah why wouldn’t we want to work here it’s just kids right what what big deal could it be yeah they’re just kids come on I’ll introduce you oh my gosh Daisy we got a job we did it isn’t this a bit

Sketchy they didn’t even ask for a job interview or anything it just goes to show how professional we are we are just ready to do anything we don’t need no portfolio let’s do this come on all right here we are um where are the uh so

Where are all the kids what is that is that a zombie yeah we have a lot of kids here come this way this is the baby spider kids wait a second I thought we were working with humans not mobs well our daycare is very diverse I can see

That uh oh my gosh is that a creeper don’t look at me man I can see you met our baby creeper uhhuh yeah very explosive Daisy Daisy I don’t know about this I don’t like here I told you there must be something wrong with this place

Uh uh maybe maybe this is a bad idea maybe we should get out of here oh gosh wait you look Vaguely Familiar you wouldn’t have happen to be someone I know would you you know maybe this wasn’t the best job maybe uh you know upon further thinking maybe it’s a

Good idea if we don’t you guys are such a great fit I’m so glad you guys are happy here we’ll have fun with that I’ll be right in here if you need me Daisy she locked the doors we stuck in here wait do you have your phone call

911 uh a phone I don’t own no phone I have this though okay okay okay that’s good that is illegal if we call 911 and they see you with that we are going to serve sometime okay Daisy I think what we’re just going to have to do is just

Survive one day as a daycare attended for these hostile mobs and hey we will get paid for it so let’s just try our best okay are you sure last time we didn’t get paid uh I mean I mean you saw her she didn’t seem sketchy she just she

Locked us in here maybe it was an accident maybe they just automatically lock so the the the the baby mobs don’t leave right BBE okay well let’s just pick a mob and start like one at a time okay which one do you want to start with maybe that one the spider

Okay hi little spider how are you today hello uh you know maybe you should get down from there it’s kind of dangerous hanging out on the walls like that but hanging out on walls is very fun yeah what happens if you drop down you’re going to get hurtt Daisy we first

Off we got to get this guy down what do spiders like uh uh uh uh do you like uh steak oh uh uh uh uh uh sure it’s a it’s medium raw so it it looks the inside is completely raw but the outside is cooked you know a lot of people people like

That it’s very um um French sure yeah why don’t you just come down and try the steak CED huh come on if you get down we’ll give you more trats okay what come on Daisy do we have anything else um um I have this fish fish yeah yeah yeah maybe it’ll like the

Fish this this raw fish it’s very very raw I caught it like 3 minutes ago yeah it’s very raw fish h maybe if you uh maybe something more metor not for the sea you know dais Daisy do you still have any of that raw mutton you had on

You you know maybe that could help I mean I got ground mutton or I got raw mutton which one you want oh definitely the RAW button here give it to me give it to me okay I I thought you only had one but you know this will work too come on

Little spider come on I got the wrong button clch oh my wao that was kind of dangerous hold up let’s get rid of this my sign is danger look little spider I’ll give you the mutton but in return you’re going to have to learn that you can’t climb up beak surfaces like this

You could fall and get hurt and your Mo your mother wouldn’t like that would would she but it’s so fun yeah but you need to grow big and strong in order to climb on walls like your parents so how about you eat this and instead of climbing up walls you

Learn how to climb up smaller things like uh these blocks like Daisy see that yeah I I I’m so I I I I so big but so boring well if you get hurt then you’re not going to be able to climb up big surfaces like your mom and dad you don’t

Want to stop climbing up walls right that does sound really bad try climbing up this one first there see wasn’t that nice I I guess this could work yeah all right then now that you practice on this one we can help you climb up bigger ones

Like um like this one up here come on you know over here over here sure we you want to up there look you know maybe it’s not the best idea maybe up to the sink you know yeah yeah you want to wash your hands right yeah go On hey okay here Daisy I’ll let you deal with the spider uh try to make it make sure that it keeps practicing keep it on the ground I’m going to go talk to one of the other mobs okay your leg okay let’s check out the other mobs real

Quick hey little zombie how are you doing yeah e yeah yeah yeah this is this is like the beginning of my name too is that your name are your name is your name e hungry oh okay okay well first you shouldn’t punch your seniors like that if you’re hungry instead you should

Okay yes you know but you should probably oh whoa wo wo wo wo wo wo W hey hey chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill flower yeah that is a flower okay look listen yeah I’m standing out here you can’t get out here you know what happens

If you stand out in the sun right yeah yeah so this is how we’re going to teach you okay look if you want food you have to ask nicely you can’t just say hungry you got to say something like can I get something to eat maybe you know maybe

Use a little bit more vocabulary eat eat yes that’s better that’s better but you should be more polite right you should say can I have something to eat come on say it with me can can I I have something to eat close enough here you go see there

You go now you got the whole steak for that so remember that whenever you’re hungry just ask nicely and you’ll get it in return yeah and if you act nicely people want to act nicely too so ask again can have yes you may here you go and because you

Asked so nicely I’m going to give you a little gift you know I was saving this for later but I thought maybe this is a good gift for you you know I’m sure you’ve been wanting to play out here in the playground but it’s been kind of hard for you right

Give yes it’s a gift for you have this put it on and you should be able to run outside as much as you Want helmet helmet go play on the playground have fun with that outside outside outside outside outside yeah see this isn’t that hard okay let’s check on Daisy real quick Daisy how are you oh my gosh get down here oh my go he daisyyy stop stop stop

Stop stop are you okay spider are you okay I didn’t have enough W to you okay I oh no no Daisy he broke his legs come on we got to help them okay okay here here have some more M looks Mr spider do you see what you did

Huh you went up there and fell now one of your legs is broken I even tried putting up these safety signs so you wouldn’t climb up there you can’t be always cheeky like that you’ll Hur you put those up while I was on the bathroom

Do you you get up there and you fall again and you might not be able to use that leg ever again you understand what yes yes I understand I will I’ll just climb on blocks perfect I’m such a great teacher I as much as I think that was a

Good lesson for the spider to learn don’t you think that was a little extreme nothing’s too extreme okay listen Daisy we don’t want to give trauma to these kids okay we’re trying to teach them lifelong lessons let me talk to but it is a lifelong lesson if

You break a bone too many times it just won’t heal anymore uh maybe that’s true but look we just need to we need to be a little bit nicer about it look little spider oh you are actually learning okay well I guess that’s two out of three

Look Daisy see the zombie all helping is learning how to go outside and play on his own too you kind of seems lonely not going to lie oh maybe the spider should play with him and they can play together spider go out there go out there hang

Out with him make friends okay make sense go okay Daisy you know I’m starting to think maybe I should start parenting you a little bit too we got to treat me this is how I was raised well we’re not raising the mobs the way you were raised we’re going to treat them

Nicely but with discipline okay not traumatizing do you understand yes sir good all right now let’s talk to the creeper I’m sure the creeper has its own problems too come on little little creeper hello there don’t explode now don’t explode explode I I don’t explode why

Would you say that I I didn’t mean it I didn’t I don’t think I’m good with creepers okay I I’ll I’ll talk to the creeper hey little creeper we don’t want to have another little accent Hey Hey listen it’s I’m friendly it’s okay are you okay why are you so

Scared I I really don’t want to explode oh well it’s okay little creeper you know we have accidents sometimes how about I teach you how to control your emotions so you don’t explode uh really no no one ever wanted to help me hey they’re too scared of me well I want to

Help you because my paycheck but you also I really want to make sure that you’re okay all right okay man all right come on out how about you introduce yourself to me huh hello my name is uh creeper but people call me oh really uh Hey Daisy how about

You whoa what is that what why are you holding those Daisy that’s not good visual teaching I found this in the corner though uh uh put that away put that away put that away why is that even in the corner okay okay I I found this like right in the relax relax look

Little Creeper you see the kids playing outside right now yeah they they look like they’re having fun yeah how about we play with how about we go and say hi to them and maybe you can play with them too oh I don’t know if that’s a good

Idea what if come what if they like step on my nub and I explode or something I they won’t trust me I will make sure that you’re safe and taken care of okay oh man okay all right come on Daisy do not do anything stupid okay what you me me I’m parenting a

B hey Mr hey little zombie hey little spider come over here I want to introduce you to your new best friend oh man oh hey is that that’s not his name his name is creeper okay how about you guys introduce your hey little zombie how about you practice your politeness to

The little creeper Huh cheese steak cheese steak I’ve never had cheese steak before Chee steak cheese steak cheese steak cheese steak cheese good trust me I love these try it you should eat it maybe if I was hungry we’ll save it for later for lunch then no hat wo wo wo W

No just take it back man I I mean chees sake cheese how about little zombie zombie how about you share it later with him at lunch okay I’m sure he would love that lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch L all right cool now little spider how about

You go say hi to him make sure remember maybe you should teach him what you learned today okay oh oh well I mean okay so your name is that your name is creeper yeah yeah okay okay okay uh uh H today I learned from e though yeah that I could learn uh how

To uh climb on building blocks wow that seems really just something wow wait I like this oo this is very nice you should try it too little creeper okay look at you go oh oh careful careful it’s okay it’s okay take a deep breath go Daisy are you going to

Exhale daisy daisy daisy oh my gosh you exhale go wake up wake up man I almost died sorry I was trying to teach them the way you told me to do it okay it was a joke before we don’t teach the kids that okay but that’s how you always saw

Me to do it well maybe maybe I’m a bad parent too but you know maybe I’ll go through my character Arc next next episode okay but look look at the kids they’re having fun together they’re getting along we did ity me what is that what what is

That flash you know maybe maybe we need to have a talk with you about your parenting skills later how about that but I everyone loves ground beef right uh usually when it’s cooked maybe we can cook it for lunch later during lunch period okay wait you mean she’s not part

Of the daycare either oh no we’re just attendants speaking of we should probably talk to your head attendant so we can report our work okay so how about you guys keep playing outside and we’ll be back in a bit all right let’s go Daisy all right let’s go see if the door is

Unlocked hey hey open up we we did our job oh hi guys thank you so much for taking care of the kids you’re doing a great job so far yeah look at them see they’re finally playing around you know we parented them we taught them everything that you you didn’t really do

But hey we did a good job am I right yeah you guys did great I could have never done that myself but can you ran them all up please oh sure what’s going on oh I just have a surprise for everybody oh a surprise oh okay sure why

Not yeah um um one one quick question uh we we are getting paid right oh my gosh uh yeah of course uh of course you are Daisy Daisy put the chainsaw down daisy look we didn’t get paid for our last job and we almost died I have to make sure

Okay we get paid but you don’t have to threaten her I just got to make sure our last boss was a lunatic okay but okay sorry she’s not always like this uh we we’ll go round up the kids real quick my gosh Daisy you need to learn to stop

Threatening people look okay yes yes I heard dead I couldn’t I can’t get any more cookies yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay okay hey kids we’re going inside we’re having between my Piggies oh we’re having class yes yes yes that’s me come on follow me hey

Little creeper hey spider come on we’re going inside oh man what hey don’t break the windows okay we’ll talk about that lesson next week all right all right line up everybody line up right here on the blocks please side by side okay whoo wo whoo chill out parkour man all right

Don’t worry I fix the window I I I don’t think that’s very safe could you it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay here can we maybe put it something else more know less explosive does that smell like my dad here I’ll hide it I hi I’ll hide it I’ll hide it oh good put

TNT yeah that should work okay line up everybody L honestly thought there was TNT right here I can’t read oh uh hey hey uh I got the kids round up all right everybody are you guys ready to meet a new friend no oh man let me just get him all right this

Way why am I even here Squidward what bald sh these are people you telling me about guess all these people are going to be your new friends in your dreams lady uh hi has wo whoo W back up back up back up what is that uh are you sure this is the

Right person or if it’s even a good idea yeah of course this is the baby Vindicator I’m sure you two will have lots of fun anyways I have to go on my lunch break bye did she just call me a baby um I I mean you are right that’s big V to

You whatever your name is your name sounds like a bing machine did you come out of a chicken cuz you look like an egg what are you you’re green what what’s your name g what’s going on you’re not one to talk you have two legs I mean you have four legs hey I’m

And be dious hey what what’s even your name huh Cal you want to talk that’s not that’s nothing come on you’re so weak me all you want to talk about oh yeah oh yeah you want to talk Daisy our job our job our job da Rel relax just let the kids sort it

Out I’m sure they’ll talk okay just go in the corner go in the corner go what wait that’s not hey that’s that is that that better be toy you come here you disrespected me I’m to exp I’m going what are you doing Hey listen listen listen listen listen let’s calm

Down let’s calm down spider spider spider remember remember what I taught you right right you relax take baby steps my go hey little zombie remember remember we use our words okay use our words how do you feel angry okay okay just go in the corner with Daisy okay just relax little spider

I know you seem stressed out but remember what we do in stressful situations right we slow down we think Right good good breathe okay Daisy go go with your go with your big sister Daisy and just relax in the corner all right don’t want okay listen here kid you realize what you just did right you just murdered another child Hey listen he deserved it okay Hey listen what you you

Know what’s going to happen here right the police are going to get involved you’re going to go to juv you’re going to go to juvenile you you’re going to make your parents really disappointed you do understand the gravity of what you just done you know he deserved it so

I didn’t do anything wrong it he called me a bad name and I killed him it’s it’s not it’s not that hard Len kid listen to me kid violence is never the answer you saw you saw my sister of where’s my sister okay well you saw her with the

Chainsaw right you want to end up like it’s a long story but you want to end up like her a like a freaking lunatic crazy violent younger sister going to what found what found who oh my gosh he responded what okay listen what did you all right now give me that axe give

Me that axxe right now it’s it’s mine though you lost your rights to that when you killed someone someone with and you got them hurt give it to me or I will tell your mom thank you I don’t have okay your Dad oh gosh okay all right listen to me we’re going to make things right and we’re going to go apologize to him okay fine not because you told me to though yeah whatever sindary all right hey Mr creeper sh it’s okay it’s okay look The Vindicator wanted to talk to you he

Wanted to say something can you give him a listen it’s okay it’s okay all right just go on go for a second okay well you can talk about that later over lunchtime oh man what do you want egad hey hey hey hey he that wasn’t very nice now you got to apologize for

Calling his parent a bad name I’m sorry and what do you say I’m sorry good yeah that’s what I thought that’s what I thought hey Okay all right kids we all learned a valuable lessons today all right communication no violence all right are we all good everyone’s okay with each other now what what what’s with that what’s with that face no VI violence but but but but violence solves most answers

Doesn’t it you know maybe I should admit her into this school that so she can learn from you guys okay you know how about you guys go go play outside Daisy you go with them too I’m going to talk about having you join them later go play with come on Mrs Daisy

Let’s go okay all right Hey listen oh the door was open uh what have you been doing what I’m on my lunch break what do you want you what lunch break what are you eating the air hey I’m watching my calories okay okay well um we sorted out

The parent like the the new guy situation look see they’re all playing together oh awesome thank you so so much I really did not want to deal with that yeah do you mind if I admit my sister here as well she doesn’t know about it

But I think she needs to learn a lot of lessons here as well yeah sure as long as I don’t have to deal with it then I don’t care uh sure sure whatever just make sure you know you just just don’t don’t give her any uh Mercury or uh any

Bad chemicals okay anyway can you just get can you just pay me so I can just get out of here all right fine thank you for your help here you go oh let’s freaking go okay thank you oh my gosh but Daisy outed the picture too I can

Finally start my business yay wait are you going to come back next week uh I don’t know I mean the last kid you admitted was kind of a juvenile I’ll pay you double if you come back next week double M okay well it depends are there any new kids being admitted well yeah

There’s just one new kid but I’m sure you’ll love him this is D hello what was that by