Every Minecraft Biome Reviewed in 10 Words Or Less!

Foreign I have a ton of new subscribers and I’m not giving them anything new ideas go last time I did a Minecraft video it was my favorite video I ever made I enjoyed doing those 10 words or less videos what if I combined the two not even gonna wait to get into it

Minecraft biomes they’re cool they’re hot there are several subjectively neat spots they make up the game but which are true claims to fame which are just a shame and which are worth no more than a mention of the name I’m sure you know this reviewing Style

By now but if you don’t every biome this time will get a review in 10 words or less a rating from one to ten one being abysmal and 10 being nearly perfect thank you to Joe apocalypse for inventing this reviewing style in the first place which is something I should

Have said a long time ago we’re gonna cap this up with the top three and bottom three biomes list and Dan no that’s pretty much it so kiss your army of dogs goodbye and pack up your chest boat because we’re about to go through every Minecraft biome reviewed

In 10 words or less let’s dig straight down to business foreign they look pretty cool I always love exploring these very ungood just so ungood I’m sorry there’s just nothing to this biome ew no not Birch just water forever why can’t Netherworld blocks be uncrafted it’s like water but deeper

So more fun to explore hey man don’t forget your night vision potion oh no didn’t know temperature was the thing in Minecraft till now okay enough oceans good for sand and green dye literally terrible for wood behold they look cool but really aren’t they like Badlands but you liar

A marvelously dark and Atmospheric boss fight they have entities therefore they are good don’t get me started they’re taking up the whole rainbow thank you for being my home and Pro mountain I’m just anti-eye spikes but this is a neat concept is that what this biome is called silver mobs mobs ground Grew off oh my gosh so pretty I’m super hyped for that fireflies DLC have you ever felt such peace technically this is objectively the best biome Mac in my day this was the whole on the other dang it just kidding these are lovely ew no not Purge the trees here are all

Same things the last basically this is just the whole package the perfect place for a boat race savannahs are automatically ugly savannahs are automatically ugly I mean no disrespect saying this but just why These are nice to go through what’s the difference between this one and the last I like Spruce Wood more

Like sucks turned Raleigh you already know my thoughts on jungles so I’m going into the sky he just appeal to me for some reason these are fine I guess can we get frogs in normal swamps too one of my favorite color schemes for any biome is this where we all go when we

Die okay jokes aside I would take a vacation here since my new Minecraft biomes have lore they look kind of cool but they’re just variations they like Badlands but what here see that wasn’t so bad alright let’s finish things off though I say that with some quotation marks because this is

Collectively going to take out the better part of the video with a list of the top three and bottom three biomes let’s see which ones are well crafted and which ones just belong in a Minefield here we go okay that that sounded that sounded really corny when I said it just here we

Go why number three worst ice spikes if you guys are wondering why I gave this biome a 2 out of 10 but expressed my love of Stony Peaks and jacket Peaks hear me out I have a handful of small reasons and those small reasons are just enough to

Lead up to this being a massively flawed place to be I feel like I should just use three big issues I have with this biome to avoid repeating myself too much in this discussion so here they are ice Spike biomes are well just that they’re fields of ice with several

Upward pointing spikes around them sounds cool right well not really there are rarely any cases where you can just climb up the spikes block by block hope you have enough to build a staircase and even still if you really want to get to the top it’s what a smooth transition to my next

Point this is a biome that consists almost exclusively of ice blocks some snow on the top but that only counts if they’re snow blocks in case you forgot ice blocks don’t drop when you break them they just break unique silk touch same goes for glass or dirt if you want grass

On the top but yeah in that sense ice isn’t great for building because if you accidentally break or misplace even one block without the silk touch pick it’s gone ice spikes are oh look at that another smooth transition I don’t think this needs any elaboration there’s no wood no stone no

Nothing except ice which I already explained why it isn’t good for building you can’t progress your tools or armor there’s nothing to build a good house out of so it kind of misses the point of the game depending on who you ask but Theo I hear you say maybe they’re not

Meant to be lived in like other biomes you don’t have to be in them so often just let others enjoy what they enjoy and you can have your opinions without ruining it for others that’s actually a very good point my friend if I think this biome sucks I

Won’t use it because it sucks no you’re not allowed to like these does anyone ever say oh let’s go build a base and settle down in the ice spikes no ice spikes are objectively garbage just kidding you can like whatever you want but if you ask me would not recommend

Number three best the jungle and all its variants where do I begin this biome has just about everything the trees are tall and grow Vines so what can truly get on the roof of the forest giving players the freedom to explore this vast land from above or below oh and the mobs people

The mobs I love when a Minecraft biome has exclusive mobs which is another thing ice spikes lack by the way pandas are still flipping cute oh slots are useful to have for creeper protection and parrots sound like Monsters okay parrots suck just kidding and unlike some of the

Worst biomes this one actually has a structure one of the Lesser ones admittedly but hey still has some nice loot one other thing that’s a really vibrant and colorful shade of green I love it juggles are also an incredible source of melons bamboo Vines so on and if you wonder what what

Are those things useful with bamboo you can tame pandas so freaking cute with vines you can climb up treason Hills no ladders or self-built staircases needed and melons our food whoa well this isn’t my overall favorite biome it’s quite possibly my favorite to explore I could fly over all the little things

That make me stupidly happy for hours on end but that’s pretty much all I gotta say jungles are like the opposite of ice spikes it’s all the little things overall that make it awesome literally the only thing I don’t like about jungles is that no one likes to

Spawn in them because they’re so crowded and vast and the trees are so tall whiny close together it’s hard to really finding a place to start build a base settle down not without a good amount of deforestation first my point is living in a jungle can be done but it takes a

While to pull off finding one on the other hand is a treat and an absolute Triumph an absolute Delight of a forest number two worst Soul valleys it’s a little known fact but there’s another reason that these are called Soul valleys other than the Soul Sand the

Name is also because of the fact that Soul Valley sucked the soul out of you you set one freaking foot in that nether portal and oops you ended up over here have fun being shot by skeletons continuously until you die they have a slightly Rich attack so enjoy trying to

Retaliate against them while you get constantly shot back while you’re on top of an entire landmaster blocks that slowed down your walking speed oh what’s that you had enough have a bean shop I guess Enderman what are you doing here you have and in your name do you even

Belong here oh hey there’s fire everywhere look oops he fell in love and did you know God freaking now look the nether already hates me I get whacked in the cubes by magma cubes I get gassed by gifts and I get shot by skelly’s wait why are there regular

Skeletons in the nether where did this come from but Soul Sand valleys are the Pinnacle of all this around every and I mean every turn I’m always shooting you into flames blowing you up in Flames getting mad at you for staring them in the face it’s unbelievably overwhelming and I know

These biomes are intentionally made difficult but do you honestly think people enjoy this this game is about exploration building survival Etc much like ice spikes these aren’t good for building anything it’s just Soul Sand only good for regrowing the other wart apart from that it just slows you down

I don’t know why I’m critiquing Soul Sand for being bad to build stuff out of this game is literally about building anything you want out of anything you want if you want to build a structure just for fun you think Soul sander soil would be a good component go right ahead

I’m not stopping you all I’m saying is I wouldn’t but back onto the topic of the biome in question when it’s not the most hellish biome of the whole game it’s boring like I just said it’s floating masses of sand surrounded by a turquoise Skybox nothing exciting no structures other than maybe

The occasional distant Bastion I don’t think you can dig down for another right because it’s just Soul Sand which is usually suspended in the sky no nothing and it is absolutely a terrible place to inhabit because there are dangerous hostile mobs at every look again I know this biome probably wasn’t made for

Inhabitants and if I should just stay out of this biome because I don’t like it instead of complaining about it and saying it shouldn’t exist in the first place you know ruining it for the one person who likes these I’ll gladly stay out of there at all costs and Mojang if

You ever wonder why nobody likes Soul valleys yes I get it the whole challenge of a survival game is to well survive but if survival is this difficult in this one particular biome what’s the point of trying to survive why am I talking to you like this as if

A Mojang employee is watching this honest to the Minecraft Gods I cannot think of a single thing I genuinely appreciate about this pile of sand that I can’t get in another biome and better these look conceptually interesting but I would take literally any other biome

In the game over taking a single step in this textbook example of a hell hole except for one but we’ll get to that number two best mushroom islands if you’re just a casual Minecraft player who’s just okay enough for the game to admit they’re just okay at it sort of

Like me or a little kid who sucks at the game yeah that’s right I said it you’re probably wondering what a mushroom island is that’s because it’s super rare unless your dream you probably won’t find it but don’t compare yourself to him being dream isn’t something to be proud of

But if you have that luck you’re in a really good place before I start to geek let me go over the cons okay that’s it if you saw the video by Mr Cameron 18 you know what I’m gonna talk about like I said all you should be concerned

With is the lack of wood made up for by the shrooms hope you came prepared with some because even if it doesn’t look like it this is an amazing place to live most people like Minecraft biomes for a bunch of cool perks like being good for mining gold or something

But some people don’t understand that as long as you eat and live peacefully in Minecraft you’ll be fine mushroom islands have a rare variant of a cow called the Mooshroom you can share it for their mushrooms which are necessary for fermented spider eyes which are necessary for invisibility potions

Yes I’m the one person who remembers the crafting recipe for fermented spider eyes what do I win you can also milk them for milk like you can with regular cows or stew or even suspiciously if you have a flower and also as stated by the great Karen a

Team there are brown mushrooms too you can breed regular mushrooms but getting a brown mushroom out of that is wicked rare but also if a Mooshroom is struck by Lightnings they become a round one they can do all the things a regular mushroom can do but about the flower thing

Whatever the type of flower it is you can get the effect of a potion from suspicious stew you can get whatever power you want from this one animal fire resistance night vision you name it it’s an awesome deal the last really good thing is about the

Fields of shrooms is the lack of hostile mobs seriously no hostile mom spawn a mushroom islands or even any of the caves underneath this makes for one peacefully isolated location no worries about dying from starvation because you can always get some stew no worries about your house exploding the

Only threats to your life are lava if there is any and of course fall damage clearly this biome is intentionally unique but it’s the best place to live in If Only They were a little less rare but only a little less if they were so common they would lose their specialty

Speaking of which now I’m off to find one and before we get to number one this is because there are just so many biomes here are some quick honorable and dishonorable mentions three of each consider these honorary four through six spots for each list as for the honorable mentions Lush caves

Because they’re pretty cool looking and excellent source of moss strip leaves clay so on and so forth not that those items are particularly necessary but anyway you can still find mobs that aren’t entirely hostile down there they have a light source that is the glowberries all throughout so you don’t have to keep

Putting up torches and all the while it’s still underground so you can go mining either way very nice planes because they have just about everything lots of animals open space for building a base it’s probably close to a water source and on top of all that it’s simply iconic

Cricket they are not so great for trees but they still probably have some here and there plus you can always grow trees so yeah great bio Stony Peaks I don’t know why they just got a rock holy crap I’m just realizing I inadvertently made a pun they just kind

Of rock oi I love when I accidentally make puns I’m writing that one down oh I just did but yeah 30 Peaks are a great place for iron and coal two of the most useful ores at least in my opinion but that’s not all they’re awesome if

You want to hike a mountain I just really love the feeling of going straight up into the sky plus they go to find the ancient cities under I like that and as for the dishonorable mentions beaches because I just don’t really feel anything as I go through them

Just because a bit of sand is next to the grass on one end and water on the other maybe a buried treasure if you’re lucky enough to find it but that’s about it I refuse to elaborate further because there’s nothing else to it Savannah’s because they look ugly need I say more

And basalt Deltas I hate the color scheme it’s still together and the nether hates me I’m always trying not to fall in lava avoiding magma cubes and of course there’s no shortage of Ghasts it’s definitely not fun kind of a nightmare number one words screw up studies number one worst Birch forests

I don’t know if this is a surprise to anyone that was it you may have thought that I blew off all my steam when I talked about Soul valleys and yeah I probably did but Birch forests have beat out the whole competition for what unanimous undeniable reason burst sucks it looks ugly

If you turn merch logs into planks they stick out like a sore thumb in appearance especially if you put them next planks of literally any other wood type I hate birch wood that Cameron guy hates Burt’s wood your grandma probably hates burst wood it’s just not good

Looking yes this is the one biome I’m reviewing in full that I have the least to say about but sometimes one thing sucks worse than all the rest for one inescapable fact even if you do need to seek professional help and you do like these forests for

Some reason we can all at least agree that Oakwood is superior or maybe just about any other wood type in the game if Birchwood as a whole was just spontaneously removed from the game I would not care I don’t know who would but the lesson here is that you’re

Building a house use any other wood Birch forests are the worst biome in Minecraft and I simply want nothing to do with them and the number one best Minecraft biome is warm oceans I know I went off about all the oceans I had to rate as I went on I was going off

All the biomes listed in this video right here and doing so I learned that temperature was a thing with bodies of water in Minecraft but this particular Minecraft biome is apparently called a war motion but for the sake of common knowledge amongst Minecraft players we’ll be referring to

This biome as coral reefs because that’s the appeal it’s a real treat whenever you find one of these all the varied colors really stand out against the same looking blue of the ocean you almost can’t miss it for the colorful environment alone I always stop by and if I come across one

Whether it’s to actually explore it or just to admire it there are sea pickles as an underwater light source plus smelt them for green dye there’s loads of various colored tropical fix which is just one of the few things that makes this place awesome for fishing

Loot coral reefs are a blast overall so come on down there for the party of a lifetime now if I’m not mistaken coral reefs are now rarer than ever because of the occasion Cliffs update they can now only be found in water surrounding warm environments like deserts and Badlands

Which is probably why they’re called warm oceans or at least why warm oceans contain coral and are associated with it according to Mojang the reason that they’re rare is because they’re that rare IRL even though tropical fish and coral make up a considerable 90 of ocean

Life and that to me is a very powerful if possibly unintentional message don’t worry I’m not about to get emotional with just one thing and apply this game for that one little thing alone but this is actually a really good thinking on Mojang’s part and it might even motivate

One to clean the waters this biome to me has so much going forward already that I don’t even care that it’s a bad wood source oh wait shipwrecks are a thing bam problem solved I know the lack of wood is something I nitpicked with some of these other

Biomes but more motions just get everything right this biome is what Minecraft is all about whether that’s exploration Discovery getting new blocks building under or above the water heartlessly killing all the animals pick your poison even when some biomes just suck the life out of myself and others

I still love this game to death mushroom islands are probably better for living in but warm oceans coral reefs whatever you want to call them but I call it my favorite biome in all of Minecraft that’s all there is on this list consider giving a like And subscribe

Thanks for watching probably gonna go play some Minecraft now so have a good rest of your day I wonder how many times I said biome in this video well I’m not sure if that was more or less than I expected