Every Minecraft Player Ever

Okay I finally finished my house dude let’s grow what the hell oh my God guys we just found the nether fortress in the Overworld this is so rare guys let’s just kill some Blazers and oh my look at how many blaze rods we’re getting okay guys this tree looks

Kind of weird I’m gonna break it and oh my God look at how much stuff we’ve just got okay guys let’s just go to the nether real quick oh my God we’re in the end do the chance of that happening are so low guys okay I’m gonna give this

Enderman some Ender poles and he should help me now let’s go let’s go let’s go guys there’s a random button on the ground let me just press it and oh my God this dragon has no chance but what let’s go dude let’s go I knew I could do

It man my mom never believed in me yeah I’m sorry mate No One Believes In You dude where the hell is my dog oh my god dude dude I’m gonna go Rescue It come on come on come on oh my God okay where is he going okay

Did I see him come on come on come on oh my God okay get back here bro you better get back right now I swear oh my God okay bro where have you put my dog what the hell is this your baseless whoa bro you better die

Let’s go dude it’s my dog hey you’re safe with me man wait a minute how am I supposed to get out of here okay guys it’s time to go dead Bush collecting it’s my favorite hobby okay guys I’m gonna make sure that never happens to me again like only an idiot

Would fall inside but what the hell is happening dude please help me man I’m stuck no way guys I just found someone’s house oh my God this is so cool okay let’s just go down here and whoa I’m not pressing that only an idiot would fool

For such a simple trap man no way we got a Notch Apple guy what the hell wait a minute how did I survive yeah maybe I’m not a new bathroom what oh okay so let’s just go mining and oh my God what the hell oh dude what the hell is

Going on to the wardens tying in the Snowman what this might be the fastest Wards and death ever guys let’s go dude we just killed the warden in like one minute thank you bro you saved us from the warden um yeah I didn’t really know you existed

But hey I’ll take your guys’s diamonds let’s go dude okay guys I’ve gotta get over there but I don’t have any blocks apart from I’m the bills well just watch this uh now we’ve just jumped down over here and come on let’s go looting three holy moly guys oh

No guys I’ve gotta get out of here quick man let’s go dude my fake water worked sometimes in life you’ve just gotta be smart let’s go till I finally found an end city with a boat I’m gonna be so rich man okay let’s see what we’ve got and

Dude what is all of this this is the most garbage chest I’ve ever seen in my entire life man okay well at least we’ve got a boat over here we can go to come on and uh um um dude you’ve actually got to be kidding me dude I’ve had enough of this

I just want to kill myself and get it over with I said I just want to kill myself and get it I said I want to kill okay I’m just gonna jump into the void there’s no way I could possibly not a what dude this game freaking sucks

Oh what a lovely day to play some micro what the hell dude what’s going on man dude what the hell have you done man dude can this guy go away man please Hey where’s he gone man what the hell no no no oh my God okay I’m leaving the computer

Guys I’ve had enough of this stupid dude what is in my house okay guys let’s start the speed run and let’s get on here and get some loot okay come on come on come on it’s quite simple to find the buried treasure if you can’t do it you’re just an idiot basically

Come on come on come on come on come on let’s go dude oh my God looting three we’re getting such good loot guys okay I’m out of here okay let’s get some blaze rods now dude there’s so many of them okay I’m getting out of here man okay

Guys according to Einstein’s fifth floor the stronghold should be about uh right here come on The postal already had five eyes okay come on come on come on Let’s go dude world record wait the odds of that Speed Run was one in seven point five trillion nah that can’t make sense okay guys this is day one of being a builder so we can just put some wood over here and make some wooden frames

Okay guys this is day two of building looking pretty good okay guys it’s still day two don’t worry I just got a quick break to build some stuff just a quick you know five minute just the building session you know to clear my mind quite simple really okay anyway let’s just

Continue with our building and dude are you kidding me what dude this is absolutely horrendous what am I supposed to do tally ho okay bro I’m holding you hostage there’s no way you could possibly Escape man uh how about no oh dude two dude come on

Let’s go dude okay get me out of here I’m gonna do the hardest Minecraft clutch ever oh my God I did it let’s go dude oh my God I didn’t think I could actually do that man that’s literally the hardest Minecraft clutch in the game okay so I’m new to this game I think I’ve just found a creeper let’s go diamonds but wait a minute there’s too much lava dude I might burn to death if I go too close to that yeah I’m gonna run away okay I’m gonna just dig straight down because why not damn this

Block’s taking ages to mine maybe if I just keep mining for five years it’ll break no I accidentally stopped binding no oh well here we go again did you guys know the only 10.3 percent of people are subscribing I was actually kind of crazy shut up bro no one cares

Dude how else am I gonna get subscribers man uh as you know bro maybe be a good YouTuber oh I know I’m gonna be hosting a ten thousand dollar gift card giveaway so make sure no one wants it bro so I’ve been working on this world since

25 BC and I mean hey it’s coming along quite well like I’ve made the entire world into these blocks unfortunately I missed my child’s birth but I mean it’s okay I’m sorry but I’ve got to diagnose you with clinical brain problems guys what a lovely day to do some mining

Let’s just go down into this cave over here and we’re looking good okay guys let’s just go over here real quick and let’s go we found some diamonds guys let’s go dude we are doing pretty well okay guys let’s go do this biome is just

So nice I do have to find the Fortress though Armor’s kind of overrated I can just kill the places of my fist Okay okay guys come on come on come on What the hell dude this guy literally glitched my game so I couldn’t clutch like what the hell is this bro I didn’t do anything man I promise oh man what a lovely day to be walking around huh dude it’s literally Zeus from Greek mythology he’s literally killing me of

Lightning man it’s not fair this game just isn’t fair man hello chaps and welcome to ice to Blended little Redstone world as you can see I have made a note block piano dude this is so cool basically these rails are imperative to the function because these Pistons are

Actually enigmatized to the bisectors of the Note Blocks moreover shut up I have said to lovely little atomic bomb to your house and it should be blowing up right about now wait what oh my God guys dude before to be really careful here man oh my god dude okay

Here we go oh my God okay I think we’re good okay we can keep going there might be sharks in the water so we need to be careful over here we have to go across the ocean like this guys do the nether’s way too dangerous we can’t go through

There uh oh guys we might get struck by lightning we need to build a roof ASAP yeah this is how Minecraft was supposed to be played okay time to play some Minecraft and what the hell dude why do I have so many what the what the what’s going on Mom

Dude what’s going on man what we’re looking good today I can’t do this voice anymore man I’m sorry guys you have your stuff back bro I was lying okay so I’ve heard that this server has the greatest Minecraft players ever so let’s see what happens as you can see in

Tab we have some strong competitors Oh no man Why didn’t it work it’s kind of even see me man okay I’m gonna bridge over there you can do the bed defense okay come on what bro is this guy like an admin or something what okay guys I’m sorry but I’m gonna become an arena Brew

Channel it literally has one player uh what the hell dude that’s not what I meant by minor man here’s five million dollars man here you go we Mr Beast I’m from Uganda we don’t use dollars over here man haha yeah I know Manny don’t worry don’t worry about it hey thanks for

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