Everyone Got 100% FAT In Minecraft!

What if you could eat every item in minecraft thanks to the thick mod now you can when this mod is added to our server crazy things begin to happen from eating any items to having the ability to roll over any objects we’re about to see what this mod is all about

Let’s go oh hey do me a favor and hit that like button and subscribe uh what did ian call me over for today oh you’re here oh perfect you made it thanks for coming over uh finally finally the ancient stick mod it’s been installed without asking me absolutely anyway

This is not just any mod the ancient stick mod has been around since times of old or or you know sticks have participated minecraft silence you cannot speak it in the presence of the stick okay i won’t speak in the presence of the stick bye

Wait wait no no no no no no hang on hang on hang on stick around and watch please can we do cool things please come on let me do it let me do it let me do it stupid Oh yeah okay okay so i take the stick the special stick from the stick mod um Wait hang on maybe i’m not doing it right okay okay hang on maybe maybe uh maybe uh i i jump on it uh Did you just eat the stick huh oh yeah it’s tasty i’m i’m gonna have another one Oh my god i like this and okay like adam what’s happening give it a stick give me something i want nope Why do you ask and you’re you’re a little um uh you changed with that stick mod what does it do what do you mean i changed uh uh look at yourself um i i don’t have a mirror let me go look for one all right let’s go over here oh my gosh

Hang on can’t get away from no i don’t think i don’t think he’s got a mirror hang on excuse me thank you Zayn’s house come on wait what get over here oh my gosh fine hang on freeze come on the stairs hurt yeah well i’m trying to push you so give me a second okay all right i got this don’t worry just stay right there okay just stay right there

You gotta handle this calmly i’ve got this a big problem okay okay well lay it on me i mean no problem’s too big for me oh my gosh look as much as i would like to take a sword and you know this is ian we’re talking about who steals all our stuff

All the time uh yeah sure you don’t want me to take a sword to it sword to ian all right look he’s fine he’s just something happened zayn all right here get give me give me the stick give me the sword here look give me this whole gold collection

Just chocolate i mean oh my god i really look at you not this time zane ian said that he installed a stick mod okay and he installed it without a throwing i know i know we’ll discuss that later but look he’s installed it and now he has this stick mod can you

Tell me what’s going on with it a stick mod okay let’s see here oh i see your problem you didn’t install a stick mod you installed a thick mod take a look at this how many c’s are in this coding language i don’t know because i can’t read oh god

Admin permissions on the server i don’t know because we’re done okay listen i i could you know i can’t read very well someone help me up as much as i’d love to get you out of here i’m afraid you’re going to break through my floor before i can roll you out

All right we gotta figure out how to fix this mob before anything else bad happens uh you know what i i’m gonna help you let yeah yeah no it’s fine i got this don’t worry all right yeah i got this oh no no oh no he just blew up your lap didn’t he

Yes he blew up my lab did he hit anything else when he was rolling around i think he won’t explode anything else anymore i’m back i didn’t know i could feel any flatter why am i still here because i need you to watch this oversized blueberry while

I go into the village here and trade with the villagers i need to get wood so i can fix the lab so i can do things hungry just make sure he doesn’t move please fine go do your villager trading or whatever oh thanks you ah no

But whatever it is no go zane hurry because he’s done no one’s doing it I’m not doing anything i’m not going anywhere i got my eye on you i’m watching you i can see you behind me i’m first person uh uh no no um just uh coming over here to this crafting bench and uh and i took my what are you doing what are you doing

I was hungry why would you do that zayn helps me to watch you well yeah but it looks so good and you know with the stick mod you can totally eat that crafting bench too i can eat that crafting bench yes oh well how was it zane how’s it going

You are a terrible influence and a menace to society oh this is worth it oh yeah [Laughter] You smell that what is it i smell something sweet like like bread oh and sugar and sprinkles we gotta go i can tell i can tell we’re close oh hang on what is that it’s a giant donut i want it i want it oh my god

Look at it it’s beautiful so much tasty food i am hungry i feel like i haven’t eaten in weeks oh i just ate a crafting and is i see watermelon i see carrots i see a broccoli what what is that it’s potato okay okay all right yeah yeah let’s roll

Over there and introduce ourselves Hello food hey little guys they look friendly i know don’t there’s a potato oh that’s so much good food like cake and honey and jelly and watermelon and i want to eat it all you know what let’s do it what oh oh oh they have swords too they have swords too

Oh okay okay i’m on it oh my gosh okay i’m really sorry potato look oh oh no we’re not gonna get out of here yeah we gotta get back keep it happening i’ve been rolling for so long oh we gotta get it i need a restaurant

The first thing we gotta do is just just find them quick all right we get some help uh okay long story short uh the mod has this like vegetable garden you wanna garden it’s right there it’s all right but it’s delicious all right but but listen yeah it’s very delicious though there’s

There’s these vegetable monsters chasing that’s all right they’re big and one’s broccoli the other one out is potato but that’s okay uh weird modest vegetable monsters chasing you i uh i told you it’s vegetables it’s a potato and a broccoli they’re coming i see them what no they can’t become

I was making a super sized poaching to fix you guys wow this is a big potion all right time for cooking with chef noyes are they dead are they dead well yeah they’re in the pot but we need someone to eat them oh oh oh well i mean it’s a

Vegetable what do you think you know gotta say zayn it actually smells pretty good what noi noi no joy Is he okay i don’t know did he make it Guys why are you looking at me join us noise all right everyone roll out yeah sorry zayn goodbye what are you doing now wow gotta say this it’s actually kind of fun and catch the fish i haven’t caught any fish you had a fish and you keep eating the fish

Oh yeah would you all just stop it this was your fault how is this my fault no i said i i said it was zane’s fault because it says we even give you permissions to the server yeah it’s your fault you give me wait what what i don’t

Even have permission from your server i want to put a mod under sir here ian you hold a fish don’t let him walk stop eating i got i got a fish i got i got i got two potatoes too yeah well we can just work it off huh

What can we do what is it i don’t know guys no i don’t know it’s too strong wait wait we can barely move i mean away from me made of food i’m glad it’s gone but we gotta figure out how to get this mod out of your system

Yeah i think i’m just gonna snack on a cookie for right now no i don’t roll a little fork in your hand it’s dangerous hey where are we going We are going to a camp that’s going to help you guys out watching me i don’t want everyone’s touching you okay we’re here okay where’s here everybody out um hank yeah it was kind of hard to get in here how are we gonna get out i don’t know figure it out

Hey that worked hang on okay did you just eat my car uh sorry Okay look listen we gotta find a way to make you drop this weight so i i brought you to this camp here so maybe you could do some activities like you know swimming or running around or swim all right i’m gonna lie down i don’t know i’m out of ideas

You know what while you’ll go swimming i’ll go uh make us some snacks how’s that sound healthy snacks right oh yeah very healthy totally probably finally some health cooperation healthy snacks probably won’t taste that great but oh well yeah so what do you want to do just

Be active go swimming or something i’m swimming i can’t swim okay we’re rolling that’s active all right all right sure just keep doing it yeah okay i’m gonna touch the water all right oh that’s not too bad that’s good okay try going a bit further

No i’m good here thank you and why don’t you give it a shot um hang on hang on i i think i left something in the cabin i’m going i’m going to go again wait no where are you no get back noise how those snacks coming along oh

I’m nice and ready to go all right all right excellent come share with everyone yes max that’s a long walk okay so i got some cookies and more cookies oh give me some no you said you were gonna make healthy snacks in them chocolate chip you sit at a throne of lies

But i can’t keep up with this all right guys i’m ready for my trick where what are you doing oh more cookies for me oh i’m ready for my big cannonball into the lake wow you okay that was awesome although that that took a lot out of me to climb up that tree

Kind of thirsty yeah this lake looks pretty good give me a second i mean it is fresh water but i wouldn’t prefer to give it wow did you guys did you guys get smaller oh you’re big can you roll i uh can you roll not towards us yeah let me let me see

You haven’t figured out how to stop this well you all are making it very hard on me maybe a little sugar will help your brain yeah you’re not making it very fun all right i don’t need sugar please hey hey hey hey guys what do you think do you think anyone’s eaten

A house before oh because zayn’s house kind of reminds me of a cream coat don’t you dare i don’t wanna eat it don’t you do it i’m gonna give it a shot Do it do it do it he’s actually eating your house why why did you all get so small always been oh when did you get so big i’m so hungry was it delicious oh it’s totally delicious i could go for a lemon flavored cookie no

Um guys i think i think the house can’t support my weight no okay all right i’ll help you fine just put it into these shenanigans yes please Take a nap all right i think we gotta pop him at this point i’m gonna try anything i’m gonna use this fork to pop him yeah all right all right i got him i got him just give it a shot oh i have a cheeseburger at the end of this fork

Yeah yeah catch it ready throw it right in my mouth [Applause] just do it huh is it working oh are you wait what how you going what what’s happening what’s happening we hit him i mean you look better but better what are you doing stand back oh jeez

Wait a minute i think i got a little gurgling that was easy back to normal really i mean whatever works you try let me try let me try let me try hey it finally worked thank goodness that was fun though it was not it was fun that was really good

But i don’t have one oh yeah that’s uh that’s my bad um We just solved this i’m done