EVIL CRIMINAL Family in Minecraft! – Parody Story

Oh cool nice to have arms again oh we get a house too look at our house oh careful careful careful why you slipping is slippery I can’t handle rain I can’t handle rain we find out which monsters have the best fames and that would be me no it’s going

To be me in your dreams guys please I’m sure we can solve this without exploding at each other and explosion wait no thanks Ian Ian don’t do that oh there we go no we should wait for him to respawn before we start no no I think they should what’s what’s

This are these baby moms oh break it wo hey we’re back in our human this is nice oh cool nice to have arms again oh we did a house too look at our house Ian let’s go see the inside wait that’s work babe we’re mobs we can’t open doors um let’s see I

Guess cuz we’re mobs I huh yeah yeah we’ll just blow up in the back you know or something oh what’s that wait wait wait are those bats what bats oh it must be the babies bat did you look the B falling on us oh make way make way make

Way it let’s see going drop that’s a parachute you know wait wait wait wait is it an egg baby egg oh looks like a zombie egg a it’s adorable why is it an egg what do we do with it I’m not sure how we hatch it I have no idea little

Space here I’m going to look around see if I can find a way wait I have an idea all right some of this torches oh watch out you might burn it no it’s going to be fine I have an idea what are we going to do just need to get some blocks and

There we Goan that’s so close I got block so now we can place them over The Lava where it can warm up it’s okay all right um got this I’ve got you a campfire nice good thinking Ben I want a campfire now uh uh yeah course uh just give me a

Minute here oh yeah my man made me a campfire mine’s working go here maybe find some water I’ve got fire from an explosion even any trees on this I don’t think it’s doing anything a I wonder if this will make it warm can’t H have players in nearby what what does it mean

There’s players nearby does it mean us I think it does there something on this side here wa what was that go yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m getting over there let’s see cut down or something for Block uh I got four blocks of dirt

Beat I need more I guess he made it over there to teleport that’s fine all right now we just got to try and don’t destroy everything I know we need stuff I I need that’s how I mine Kim without tools all right see what is what is it and almost

There all right Kim we made it wait what happened Che what is in there oh my gosh what is thatn of St oh what’s the worst thing could happen they can’t open the doors right um they can’t oh watch out watch they open the door break the oh my

God break it break open the do they can’t open doors my oh no he went into our house hey but he opened the door nice get him out of here Aaron help get out of my house you evil Steve there we go the egg go

Outside go go go go go let me bring the baby inside first inside good job all right get rid of this thing grabing some of these blocks keep knocking them off C oh there’s more in the house thanks Casey the house all right creeper powers activate yeah keep doing that man that’s

One way to do it I mean I did some damage watch out for my arrows Z okay um how do I get them to stay in there they’re just kind of stuck in there oh wait I can pick up J let me see if maybe

I can you guys got this right I don’t have to focus on this almost here we go huh what happened thanks Your brave sacrifice again that’s a lot of explosions I need a break nice job wait wait the eggs hatching the eggs are hatching come on go baby what does the baby look

Like um wait no oh oh o it’s this is so it’s a cute we got a little creep bab adorable I want to see the babies where’s the babies let’s see baby I want to see with your baby end baby little Enderman so cute I’m a little worried that it’s going to start

Teleporting oh it might you should take it inside uh uh yeah I’ll bring it in right now yeah speaking of inside Kim don’t worry I’ll make sure we can get inside our house how do that oh wait no there we go oh my goodness that works look at our little

Thingy oh you have a little creeper a like dad well hopefully he’s not just like K you know that’s true yeah huh nothing nothing nothing we’re bringing the kid inside hey a we should start getting materials to take care of the baby ooh that’s right with our night

Vision we should be able to get far right I hope so we got a little bit of a night time in exactly all right what was that nothing just we’re going to be the best parents on the island our strengths and weaknesses it’s going to be easy or

Hard actually to do this good thing the house was built for us wait what the there’s another block Aaron Aon there’s another block go get it never told me slime was so much fun right are fun and fcy oh what’s that e go check out that block there guys there’s a banana block

Wait Banas break it break it baby I wouldn’t mind a couple bananas yeah let’s find out what it is your ban this banana why is a banana rain banana rain this is bananas oh no careful careful careful why am I slipping that is slippery I can’t handle I can’t handle rain

I go check the baby jeez man I got get the rain I got to stay inside make sure the baby’s okay no bananas got in here oh what the bananas are slippery there is a hole in the roof I I can’t believe I didn’t catch this before how’s the baby doing

All right put that down baby’s good now no bananas will murder the baby good we need to keep our eyes peeled for danger though how long is it going to rap bananas I’m not sure are the other babies in danger wait everyone doesn’t have tools we got to help all right I’ll

Take care of things here oh my gosh don’t explode anything I can’t help exploding every time I slip I explode careful careful W in the house okay let’s see oh baby is safe No Bananas will come and get the baby all right Banas Banas in the house right no no no

No no no this wow this is just bananas it’s not exploding we’re not going to have a house left I can’t help it I try to move x man am I right jeez yeah how do you live with them jeez I don’t can we like trade husbands or something h no

Than so I’m good oh thank goodness it’s that oh and there are finally bananas here W okay not touching the bananas it’s finally over banana should be gone now it looks like yeah good ridd anyway do you have any tools I can borrow cuz he is kind of useless with just

Exploding I mean I do have guys I’m going to explode this new see what the the baby is uh spinning pleasy don’t spin it’s a mob spawner baby wait yeah that makes more sense I’m really confused about what’s going on wait our baby spinning too what’s going on

Everyone’s baby spinning it sounds like really oh I couldn’t tell let’s go take a look outside who’s a cute one is your baby doing the spinning I forgot about the lights a here take this I only have one though I found the leather in the village thanks

Aaron that’s nice I only had enough for one so you take it and I’ll hang out here are you sure yeah you can help out more go for it all right I’ll go out there I will Brave the Sun so what do you think we’re supposed to to do about

These babies I don’t know what do they typically need oh who’s my big man oh he’s a toddler now I know it’s amazing wait you guys got your baby to grow up yeah he blows up just like his father uh yeah I don’t think it’s a good thing

That’s not a good thing oh oh he is of course it is look at that oh I’m so proud little maybe you need some water it’s fine it comes to territory anyway uh how’d you guys do it what do you mean how I just raised him like my own you

Know we a lot of gunpowder G lots of gun powder powder comes from creepers wait where did you get that uh from me oh we dropped our own mom items well uh so just so I’m clear on this entirely Casey needs to feed me to the baby I guess you

Guys set your spawn point right so that’s what I need to do uh great I’m just going to go over here hey get back here no no no no you’re not no you can’t get okay all right okay I responded coming here you go okay let’s see uh I thank

You thank you for giving it to me and let’s give it to the baby and Sh oh she’s cute we got to expand this place have somebody I was testing arrows but the baby oh look at the baby she’s so cute a we’re doing such a good job with

How do you think the others are doing do you think Casey ate Zane yeah let’s go see what’s going on over there is say you good yeah I mean she’s adorable but still oh okay I guess you’re mad it was all worth it speak for yourself but yeah she is pretty cute

Huh good job catching him Casey thank you all right let’s see I guess it’s time to start oh is that what I think it is okay oh what’s that I think it’s a coffee Block it’s a coffee block every parent needs coffee what every new parent

Needs wait I was going to take it back to Aon but you know what I’m going to do that there we go still don’t have there we go there it is where’s the coffee oh a few moments later just got to Wait He He A She he’s a little distracted he knows I’m here So hey uh Aon um actually I’m super busy right now I I I’ll probably help you another time you know uh uh you know actually I’m going to help you a little bit later cuz I got to get going see you later bye yeah okay got his hair okay put his hair here

And then put the kitty cat there and I get the Aaron cat okay let’s see if I move over here I’m going to show him his kitty cat and what it looks like I’m adorable I’m a little werewolf kitty cat where’s his power here uh well let’s

Go show Aaron the kitty cat I’m not going to tell him with me I’m going to woke up and my own torches well oh oh look at you little guy where did you come from oh you know I really dig those colors and and you know and I bet you’d be a

Little bit more useful to me than a right now what this boy are you for real you and me K more helpful than a let me just go get those you know what I’ll show him I’ll show him just how useful this wolf can be I’m going to mess up

This house here we go knock down knock down this chair knock down oh that chair fell too hey hey what are you do hate my offen maybe it’s little oh come on little guy what are you doing Oh wa okay I did notan that to Happ oh I’m on fire too okay so aside from messing with Aaron I need to do something with this power wol speed oh what does it do wa oh that was so cool oh do it again do

It again wao what was that uhoh hold on W oh look at you you wait wait a second are you a wolf you got to tell me if you’re a wolf meow that meow doesn’t fool me get back here he thinks I’m a I

Am a kind of a kitty cat oh I can get away my let’s get up the mountain and that Sharpie little red hoodie isn’t going to stop me wow well at least he can’t chase me up here oh he did Chase me up here dog thing come here you where’d he go I

Think I knocked him off the cliff oh I knocked him back here wow strong that was a liot h let’s see actually I might be able to do this hey hey what did you just take my hair got to go got to go fast oh why are you so

Fast now that I’ve got Pierce’s hair I just need to craft it all right let’s go back to my Norm where’s my crafting table actually who ASO how did you do that were you in my house girl with the um you know you fly around and like put out rainbows everywhere as a

Um I mean kind of but can you teach me have you always been able to I just oh my gosh I might be in trouble if she figures this out please teach me well you know what in order to do this you need a Minecraft helmet you need uh some

Wool you need some uh wo okay I know where to find some yeah go do that you go have fun El uh just get that for now and craft it see how that works okay oh okay I can do that okay good luck oh I got to get to crafting this

Right now uh if Casey finds out she might should I blow my cover completely I’m sorry Casey but I have to get this done you know I can just craft this in my menu but I’m going to go Fancy with my crafting table and get a pierce kitty

Cat oh turning my friends into cat is so worth it is he cute let’s find out if Pierce kitty cat is cute is Pierce kitty cat cute wait actually before this I need to find out if Casey’s okay because Casey Casey oh my gosh casy Pi sheep oh no I need

This W more than you do that’s the sound of cries what are you doing nothing he see where are my she look at him they I really needed wallpers no what you just that what also why did you kill them had maybe I can calm this down maybe the pier sheep

Kitty I can find out if it’s actually cute now need to make this cool thing that telling me what cool thing do is the worth of Life of my oh it’s so cute well never taught me how to actually do it I’m still Learning look at you oh you’re so handsome you might be someone who’s incredibly handsome but uh you know not as handsome as me what are you do it here little kid stay right there come back uhoh uh I did not think I could do that okay well that’s new well yeah this

Is really great Peri little kitty but can you help me out here okay cool I’ll just I’ll just be W where’s Casey where’d she go uh Casey oh this isn’t working what is it working girl what’s up what’s going on I made a bunch of trash

Oh you I’m going to go home wait Casey oh great now I feel bad we need to make it up to her I think I know how to fix this well I’m sure Casey would love a kitty of her own okay and then make some mutton this stuff Cooks so slow which is

Why I need to quickly get the shears and got it got it got it got it what was that noise that was so close that was so close okay now I just need to craft this with ocelot there we go and oh I got a little kissy

Kitty a I’m so cute oh kissy is going to Adore Me A I can make KY day better a you’re so cute and adorable I love you you’re just like me I bet you love some C the casy I’ve come for Revenge here and I you murdered my and he’s here too

Yeah we’re we’re here for Revenge oh no not Revenge yeah what deal TNT and I got it I got it wait all cats com from yeah I don’t know where all the cats came from no thank you I don’t want any gross cats no get them out of

Here out of help they really do not Like I guess I can summon kitty cats to help me a thank you so much you did a great job a here you go I have this one cake ready I bet you’ll love it oh well cake isn’t healthy for cats but I can have them I don’t think I’ll stop at anything

To be just like her okay casy whatever you say Okay all right we’re going to have fun I need to get the next character there he is I should have gotten it before what the heck what are you doing dude blow up my house here coming on my farm dude I’m trying to get some fresh weeds well you

Know I got in the mood for pranking but then my earlier pranking was sto so I got to prank someone stop stop stop come on no get away from my bar see what other Mayhem can I call today oh I just can’t believe you not another cat it’s okay there’s

Just one of you this time I’m prepared I can take you on I’ll take you on myself I don’t need it’s okay I got I got you little kitty he totally deserves that definitely I all right what come on okay I got one I think I got that

One all right kitties guess you’re no match for Ian looks like you’re missing a spot what do you mean what what what are you talking about wait what what’s going on what why do I have a BAL spot on the back of my head think it’s about time

For you to leave oh yeah I think it’s about time for you Toop okay you couldn’t even get noise here in time wait what is that it fell off what oh my God wait is all his hair this is like everything let’s get the Ian Kitty oh so cute okay I got to get out of here now all right time to see what these two

Do di maybe I can get him in the process all righty let’s see what uh this Cy cat does let’s what oh my gosh e funny see what it does what’s happening wow she she needs to light up this cave better but I’m going to help

Her let’s see ‘s see what is this poopy pounce what is the poopy P what oh my God oh my God what was that can’t wait from me you can’t see me what is that what is that what what did I do oh it’s an explosive no why why would this happened

With this cat y y y wa what kitty just took all those Bobs you’re amazing although you’re kind of ugly you remind me of someone I really really I get I get that your mine so come with me little kitty okay we can have lots of fun together oh hey where

You going oh they coming such a handsome cat you get out of here do away for me lady no you I got you I wow she really is trying to get me maybe can I just go in here maybe it’s dark enough where’ you go can I eat

K oh I just E I got you know the Noy Kitty can eat anything oh my gosh get fitting there okay let’s uh move this way and we got to get the kitty now got it got it got it got it got it back

Up kitty cat okay I got got to get I got to find a point to like crack come on come on come on come on where am I going to go uh here okay eat this that uh uhoh what’s happening a there you are you chubby cutie chubby come to kill

Me I did not to you I’m King at least I got Kim there all right let’s put this here put that there and Kim I got to get here though before she comes back all right Zane this my last one and I should be able to have everyone above yeah the mostest just

Come all F and then oh I’m going to be big and adorable yeah yeah don’t don’t touch that all right I can’t wait to learn how to feel Big all right all right I’ll help fine fine I heard enough uh listen uh why don’t you just stay here and don’t touch I want to learn about what other types of cats I could be maybe maybe I cat no just don’t touch anything I’ll be right back F this thing out always

Messing around with stuff here look like we need to make a bunch of 2D cats first so I think this looks like a job for Kim Kitty what a SK oh all right I’ve gathered all y’all here in this spooky forest in this scary mansion for one

Reason one reason only someone here is a murderer murderer Mur is is it you no it’s not why would you suspect me first okay this sounds like something you would do we’re here and we need to go around this Mansion find Clues and maybe find the murderer before the murderer murder murder before

The murderer murders us okay murder murdering murder got it go this way yeah everyone just look for Clues okay that’s the most important thing I found some Clues you did I think they’re glasses can I see oh yeah here I found a pair of glasses and uh oh stinky

Aon shirt here I want that I want that I’ll take that I don’t know why you want that might okay simple enough yeah this library is over here oh some gold in this Library nice huh what do you mean there’s gold in the library yeah yeah there there’s

Some gold in here come on in come on in hang on these are butts no no it’s over here in this corner right library is in you stay back wait wait someone died what happened no uh oh no no no no no no you stay where you are what no what did you

Do don’t look at me like that don’t me like that you like that are you safe wait what what do you guys got we got guns why CU I’m a good guy obviously yeah a I collected evidence so oh that’s nice that’s nice you stay back you stay

Back okay fine I guess you don’t want to protect me it’s okay don’t worry I I see I don’t know app seems kind of sus right about now it’s exactly what a killer would say Aon come on for real listen I’m just saying you know why you acting

So sus because well for starters I would kill you right now if I were the killer the corner buddy whoa wait what just happened Aaron help help oh hey he end on the Run he’s uhoh hey F hey what’s up hey hey that you ow okay you tricked me there was no gold

In the library I knew it was you I was trying to tell you that dude wait where are we can dig this pretty cool guys it’s a c found the jacket he’s Nikki where is he close what you sound excited about that appal no scared but okay all right

Um so I hope none of you are are murderers that would be bad I hope you don’t worry I’m not the murderer at all because I have how many jackets you have oh I’m just a good in suddenly you look so hot oh well then you know just going to be I’m just

Joking oh he’s got a he’s got he’s he’s going to cool everybody I’m going to stay with you I’m going to stay with you I don’t trust you I was just lying to you Ian sorry wow oh Kim you let him on huh follow me this way don’t worry okay we

Can trust each other don’t worry Kim has a gun too everything cover I really want to show you here just keep going keep going this way I think I’m just going to watch this you okay yeah here we go hi no oh my where were you on the guys I was right in

Of you Avenged me Ian listen you decided to follow me okay I got murdered that was totally me I saved the day and I got air uhh wait what happens when you shoot a bander oh that’s what happened cool H okay all right there’s everybody else

Why are there so many books here I don’t like these how dare you what I don’t see you here in the library okay I’m just going to the kitchen to get a snack all right well listen I’m going into whatever you know if I avoid everyone then I won’t get

Murdered I think that I’m going to live my life like that is there a name for that murderer Aaron no you know what I I think I think I trust my friends now yeah but we don’t trust you as well that’s a shame Kim because I was going

To share my library C you or something I don’t know yeah okay nice try wasn’t born yesterday girl well I’m a good friend so I’ll share my evidence with you so we can find the murderer together H okay wait it’s not what it looks like

Wait what wait wait what do you mean by that oh know um it’s not what it looks like Aaron how could you it’s noain wa now listen I is there a scandal going on I think so I just got stuck out here it’s a lovely night I thought I come see

If I can get outside but we’re really high up so I can’t get down from here and now I’m stuck up here Ian how about you follow me I want to hear your full side of the story what don’t was my side of the story no no I bet there’s more

Come here okay eron talking things are like a Cil gentleman can’t believe this what hey uh Aaron you still back here hey yeah what’s up is something wrong um nothing’s wrong actually I was just going leave by myself no no no no no no no no no it’s okay don’t you don’t have

To leave you know what are you hungry cuz I’m kind of hungry I I I I’m like half hungry are you a little hungry okay you know what you’re follow me I got this nice little place here you know come on come on come on come on I I set

Up this nice little room for us when no one was looking and I I got us some nice dinner did do you like toast I I don’t know I like toast Aon um everybody likes toast wait you mean you don’t like toast it’s kind of burnt um

Oh no no it’s perfect and you know what this is just the nicest space because nobody’s going to bother us here can I just go to the fridge and get my own stuff no don’t worry you know what no one none of our friends are going to be

Here to bother us because they’re all just taken care of you know all they’re all okay what happened to her glasses um well they popped off when oh let’s not talk about that um you know I think I’m going to go um I I’ll take the toast

Thank you uh well that’s my toast actually this one was your toast do you want you want this one no well but we haven’t even started where you you know I think I’m fine I think I’m going to go this way um I got to go to the bathroom

The food’s not over there I I got the toast for you come on no there’s got to be a bathroom somewhere I got go there’s no bathrooms in this entire house please no I’m sure there’s a bathroom somewhere uh uh um knock knock can I can I come in

Yes but there’s a bathroom over here and you cannot come in here because I’m over here and um oh oh okay I I will wait patiently outside of the bathroom why are you looking in no let me um uh what do you mean why why is there a window

Here I I don’t know but I’m taking a shower and um a shower you say Well when you’re done let me know hey eron can I show you a few things I found in here sure your your toast do you want sour toast actually no no no no no I found some bathroom

Bread I got you toast some bathroom soap okay oh and this I found this and then uh I found this too no no no no no listen listen you don’t need to do that I spared you and this is how you treat me okay I want to go on some rides

This time oh that’s true um oh my gosh Aaron where are you come here I’m by the ferris wheel you know looking for the roller coaster come here come here come here come here eron thank you thank you so much for bringing me to this can we

Go ride the rolly coaster come on let’s of course we can I’ve been saying that oh my gosh this is going to be so great okay why would you ask me to ride the roller coaster with you oh just cuz you might tell me on it nothing personal oh

Look look there’s a roller coaster over here they didn’t go with the ferris wheel oh look look look also Aaron here here go oh oh thanks sh okay yeah it works let’s go let’s go I want to ride something but I’m worried about getting murder the track oh that’s cool though

That’s cool we’re we’re we’re riding together it’s the the roller coaster of the you know this is wonderful yeah I feel so safe right now now wait it ends wait that’s it love is over a this roller coaster sucks all right fine you know what I’m asking the questions

Because I’m actually the original Sheriff eron all right so here’s it go good cop and who’s bad cop uh where were you on your birthday um totally with all of my friends right uh you all were there at at my birthday party right all of your friends or all

Your I don’t remember being there you have friends I think he’s lying you know what I I got this all right Kim Kim what would you use to cut a cake uh a spatula mhm not a knife sounds kind of sus what would you use to spread peanut butter

And jelly on a sandwich oh you would use a fork for that just so you don’t cut yourself by accident I don’t know about that answer I don’t know anyone Ian what would you use to cut c a steak uh a steak Knife he said knife he said

Knife all right it’s not him no duh okay let’s continue the questions here okay hey hey hey you sit back down okay I on the floor yeah whatever finish the following sentence okay Fork Spoon and Fork Fork spk spoon and and and I don’t know not fast enough

Man uhoh oh man you know what this means good job detective wait I thought it was on your team come on oh but you’re still that was a question no regrets I was punished for no freezing oo guys we’re at Lighthouse woo we’re back at

The H I’m at Kim’s house oh okay why did I have to spawn at Ian’s house hey get out of my house get away no kill her I promise I don’t trust that okay okay all right everyone you guys are having fun everyone be quiet

Let’s meet in the middle of the Hub okay okie dokie okay all right we’re all going to meet in the middle of the Hub nobody better murder anybody that would not be very good this sounds like something a killer would set up I see two people around me I thank you Eric I

Shall watch my back no after you no no I insist okay we’re gathered here today because there’s a murderer Among Us Among Us Prett yes yes so we’re going to live our daily lives in Minecraft uh and we are going to yes Ian we’re going off the

Melon wa no have the melons guy thank you okay so no is the sheriff of this town so everybody let’s live our normal Minecraft Liv and hopefully nobody gets oh okay well I guess someone just claiming everything for themselves wow nobody’s going to replay okay Aon come

On let’s go off together if we’re together then nothing bad can happen right I don’t know if I like this idea I like that I’m going to go to your house oh yeah okay let me show you around yeah yeah show me around I want to see oh

What’s this show give me The Grand Tour this is my day where’ you go okay we’re safe together yeah yeah we’re good for now what yall doing in there huh this this is my kitchen you know where I make all nice foods and here you know here’s

My potato that I got for you oh thank you it’s so nice you’re welcome well I haven’t haven’t baked it yet but you know oh there’s a p here in the closet mhm there’s that yeah that’s my my special painting oh oh what is that what

Is this outside is that the trash did you take out the trash today I see yes it looks like it’s G garbage D the H garbage J yeah want to come and hello garbage yeah get rid of the garbage please done no no no no no I didn’t even

Do anything yet y with the clue what oh that was easy wow I didn’t even do anything yet it was the end really I’m the long arm of the law yeah listen I just wanted to slice up some watermelons and then noi got mad at me for that then

You wanted to slice up the rest of us by staring in the window well you know all right everybody I’m not the killer listen I don’t trust that all right just find some evidence to keep my butt safe one way or the other so I hate to tell

You guys this but saying that you’re not the killer doesn’t really help your um your case a lot oh wait so I should be saying that I am the Killer and and then you would trust me give it think we’re in I mean come on listen guys what’s

More sus admitting that you’re the killer or not I mean that’s not how the game’s played anyway so all right so if it’ll make you guys trust me more I am the killer let me show you something let me show you something look oh I trust you

Man I get lot of these libraries jeez what I got noise clothes and sell them let me show you something wait wait don’t sell that I need that no you don’t it’s mine it belongs to me no no one doesn’t oh hi what do you think this

Chest is here this uh I don’t know why don’t you uh open it uh why don’t you open Ian what are you doing in here nothing no no get out get out both of you both of you get up I I have stuff to do cookies come on I’m trying to take a

Shower should we go yeah well I’m uh I’m busy of I need to get oh I told you to get out oh oh it’s sko Ian you can’t do that someone die no it wasn’t me it wasn’t me it wasn’t me guys think we got was there

A Gastly what happened I didn’t do anything okay all right Ian I know it wasn’t you I know I know it wasn’t you because you were pooping your pants in there he was pooping you no I I had this it’s Kim