Exposed: Illegal Minecraft Crafts Revealed

Today we’re testing some of Minecraft’s most illegal crafts to see if they’re good enough to defeat the dragon okay are there any cops around no just a village wait a second no that guy could be an FBI agent he just turned into a farmer before our eyes okay I’m not

Going to lie that’s pretty sus but not as sus as our first craft so let’s grab ourselves a crafting table and some hay bales because normally you craft bed bread bed huh like this wait how do you craft bread again is it like that wait

What how do you craft bread am my dumb doesn’t that normally work okay wait hold on no no no no this is actually kind of scary Hey kid how do you craft bread bro no I’m not crazy no I’m not falling into your house no you can go

Inside your okay all right he’s actually just running for his mom now unless we craft bread like this oh my gosh what is that guys this is illegal bread I don’t even know what this is how are we supposed to defeat the Ender Dragon by the end of the video with this illegal

Craft I have no idea what this does it actually gives us no effect it just sucks but I think this actually helps us craft another thing if we search up bagette oh my goodness we get a be a baget bagetti blade we need some more of this bread and then netherite wait what

Okay you know what it lowkey looks sick we can just spawn in the netherite and you’re telling me with these extremely weird like materials we can make oh wait no it’s too short we need another sharp bread that’s basically what that is no it’s a sharp bread maybe if I was in

Survival I would have died by eating it who would have knows who would have knows but I don’t know what that means because we have our baguette blade holy crap dude this thing I’m like stabbing the camera this thing is massive that’s not what she said until she saw my

Baguette blade baby dude okay wait how powerful is this thing 10 attack damage wait it’s like better than a netherite sword where’s the Golem hello bald man yeah that’s right he’s running away from me yeah you can’t run away bro that’s right I got the wait actually I’m not

Going to cheat for this there you go I got the B oh my goodness all right he’s on me he’s on me he’s on me but oh wait this reach is actually looking crazy bro can’t even touch me I don’t even have to

Build up yo oh yes I do yes I do I’m actually dead oh my God oh my nuts oh my nuts go up go up go up go up yeah that’s right you nerd can’t touch me but I can stab your forehead with a baguette blade

Baby just like that he got bag getted yoink okay wait now we have four iron ingot I don’t know what we can do with this usually we would make a pickaxe but why would you make a pickaxe out of iron ingot that would be logical guys why

Would you make an iron pickaxe which doesn’t even let me I don’t know why but instead you could just use more sticks okay what is that dude that looks like an armor stain it’s a stick pickaxe bro what two attack damage okay wait this might actually be really trash hold on a

Second oh my gosh yeah this is painfully slow gamer oh my goodness this thing definitely cannot mine iron or anything what the why are the Torches like that wait what hold on I’m going to give myself a piece of coal you’re telling me if I just go like this I can’t craft a

Why can’t I craft a torch what is this upside down torches no no it’s hideous it makes no sense okay so far the only good illegal craft we have is this freaking pickaxe or I meant the baguette sword bro I can’t even speak today what

Is going on oh wait no I’m lying we also do have sharp thread and by the end of the video with these illegal crafts we’re going to defeat the Ender Dragon we definitely have to get more stacked and so let’s get our stick pickaxe to

Mine some leaves to get hey come on any day now how rare is it I have a stick pickaxe it should increase my chanes come on oh my gosh wait yes we got the Apple that’s that’s literally all I wanted but it’s not because I really

Want the Apple it’s because oh my gosh yeah that’s right I would to make an apple Ingot what is this I thought I needed one apple but we need nine or eight I I think that’s eight I can’t count okay no with the power creative mode boom done now let’s craft ourselves

Our Apple Ingot dude there’s no shot this thing is good oh my gosh can I actually eat it I can actually eat it I don’t know how good this thing is but I’m really scared to try here goes nothing wait what poison poison I don’t want this thing we need a better thing

The Apple Ingot sucked okay we need actual good healing if we want a chance no why did I pick it up again okay it’s cursed but I think yes there’s some puffer fish right here hello Mr puffer fish I need you for the next craft okay

This is kind of evil I I feel a little bad yink okay so now that we got a few puffer fish what we can do if we search it up oh my gosh Diamond puffer fish yo with the power of creative and and science yep I just spotted a bunch of

Diamonds and then what we can do is just grab 16 puffer fish and make make 16 Diamond puffer fish okay wait dude I swear if this thing isn’t good I’m going to be so angry okay wait it’s good it’s it’s like a golden apple but it’s made

Out of diamonds and it’s it’s a buffer Bish honestly Minecraft should 100% add this I I really like it because when you eat it it Go glub glub and then it poke your stomach and I like it and now we need to make some illegal armor because

Well we got our weapon we have our healing okay what I don’t have is a pickaxe I mean yeah we can make another stick pickaxe but that’s not going to get us too far but actually we have four ironing it and normally you would just make some boots right but you can’t

Because now why would you need two pairs of boots when you can just get an iron boot what is that bro it just looks like a singular airpod bro dude this looks so stupid I honestly hate it but I also love it two plus armor is that is that

What normal iron boots give you I have no idea but if we put it on wait what how illegal is that we only have one shoe how do I have two on my toes okay well we got some armor which is good but if we want the rest of the armor if we

Actually want to go mining seriously we can’t just have a stick pickaxe okay the stick pickaxe sucks what if we search Up pickaxe what in the butt crack is this diamond pickaxe wait are you are you kidding why why is it just shorter I I’m so confused wait no I want the netherite

Pickaxe it’s upside down Gamers close your eyes I don’t want you to witness what I’m doing all right now you can open them yeah guys I just uh went to the Nether and there you go we got the netherite pickaxe listen this is a testing video we don’t need to do things

Legit that’s for like Minecraft butts the real question is is can this netherite pickaxe help you mine diamonds yo okay wait it can so this is a legitimate pickaxe okay now we can get blocks we can only use our illegal stuff though so we can’t even use like hay

Bells we need like an illegal block all right hold on let’s see what can we get what is this bake torch okay I think we know what blocks we’re going to use you’re telling me we can make a thick torch and we just mine some coal and

Then mine some wood dude this just shouldn’t be allowed block of coal and then the oak l no no dude oh my gosh what is this block bro dude that is so stupid it looks like such a short block dude I actually can’t that looks so dumb

All right but you know I’m just going to give 64 of of it there you we go yep oh my God wait imagine building a freaking house out of this dude this looks so stupid Oh My Gosh and then the upside down torch what am I looking at right

Now we still need a lot of armor Gamers so hold on a second let’s mine this stupid red concrete cuz if I’m not mistaken that’s what we need to craft yes Tee we need six red concrete and three iron nuggets bro what is this I’m going to look so bad okay please just

Just guys cover your eyes or don’t cuz you need to watch this video I don’t know how we’re supposed to defeat the Ender Dragon with like these illegal crafts bro but like oh my God there we go we have the tee dude this is so stupid I don’t even

Have like close to full armor bar I’m I’m actually so weak oh my gosh guys if you don’t subscribe right now I’m going to kiss you with the big stupid teeth lips of mine yeah that’s right you better sub and if you’re already Subs you’re getting a fat kiss bro I’m just

Kidding that’s illegal oh my gosh wait a second we can get water hold on we’re right next to water right here let’s get ourselves a bucket yo and now just like this we can get water this is how we’re going to be able to clutch gamers is is

I don’t I don’t know if that’s going to really work but screw it man we’re going to try wait we can actually just keep getting infinite and wait I’m so stupid I don’t even need to like wait this this is so easy I’m just duplicating water

Block okay wait what is going on I’m just going to give myself a stack of water block and then there we go I’m going to have a water bucket just in case cuz I don’t think the water block is actually going to help us clutch but

It still works it it looks pretty cool it’s a fake water block I’m pretty sure the water may not actually help us clutch no it it definitely won’t I mean we can try it you know what yeah I’m actually just going to straight up try it I don’t want actually die though so

Ye and okay that is just no that’s a scam but you know what’s not a scam Gamers which we’re going to test right now to see if it actually is a scam is if we make an iron boat wait what is that pack of iron nuggets what the no

Wait huh if I just go like this and I go like that you get a pack of iron nuggets what does that help you with what what even is this I’m so confused I can’t even do anything with this can I can I turn it back into okay that was that we

Actually just got scammed we actually just got scammed bro what okay but if we make that that’s a mine cart but we don’t want a mine cart we want an iron B boat it looks so stupid oh my gosh it actually worked wait can I drive it oh

My gosh we actually can drive it okay okay this is sick this is sick so we can actually clutch with an iron boow and you know what I’m just going to try it like straight up can I just oh wait we need to mine it oh that’s pretty cool

Let’s test it out we oh my gosh okay wait you can M oh yes you can clutch with it perfect now I think we are ready Gamers and normally if you’re cheating like me normally you have to build an end portal like this but no we ain’t

Doing it the right way we can just simp we build it vertically okay that was really cool but also very terrifying all right well let’s go kill the dragon I I honestly highly doubt bro has ever seen anybody looking like this go to the end to try

And kill him wait why doesn’t it work huh does it actually not even work okay wait there we go yes it did oh my gosh let’s do this Gamers we can only use our illegal item this is actually going to be so tough wait yeah I can’t even use

The water bucket wait yeah yeah yeah no I’m an idiot let’s build up with our thick torches all right let’s do this I’m actually going to eat a diamond puffer fish right off the bat be scared you Mor I am the illegal bunk I have my

Iron boat just in case all right I’m going to stack up with water blocks yeah that’s right we’re just stacking up with the water blocks behind me me water protect me please oh my gosh oh my gosh I’m so scared I’m so scared wait wait

Wait maybe like that oh my gosh wait the water absorb the dam I I took no damage all right let’s go ahead speed rdge with our freaking thick torches oh my gosh okay that was so close can our torches oh my gosh absorbed the damage yes it did okay we

Got this we got this we got this watch out Dragon I got the baguette blade I got the get Blade baby speed Bridge our thick torches thick torch for the win okay wait can I just go like that oh my gosh I can okay Diamond puffer fish

Diamond puffer fish go go go go oh my gosh oh my gosh nope that’s not good go go go go go go go the End Dragon is distracted we must hurry sharp bread take some of this you nerd easy boom we did it I think that was all of them iron

Boat iron boat yeah oh my gosh okay that was actually sick wait what the heck we trapped them in an iron boat what a bot yeah that’s right you don’t want to kiss me nerd I got the I Ed tee okay he’s coming out baget blade baggette blade

Bagette blade oh my gosh oh my yo did so much damage he’s already coming back yeah that’s right you kind of like the baguette blade it tastes good doesn’t it you bot now die oh my gosh wait Ender Dragon was petted by B yeah huh what did we learn in today’s

Video guys that even though the illegal crafting is terrible it can still help you get the Ender Dragon egg subscribe see you tomorrow baby