EYstreem – I Fooled My Friend by Stealing HEARTS in Minecraft

I gave my friend ethan but he’s terrified of doctors so i became one to swap his body parts with fish guards and even creepers legally oops even though i look like a doctor for some reason eden still won’t trust me do i have training not but i do have

A lab coat so i obviously know what i’m doing no doctors i am not scared of doctors totally legit and totally not overpriced or a legal hospital with things like end of stomach fireproof spine herbivore stomach the abyssal muscle like those are just ordinary every day of body parts he’s trying to

Sell me a rip-off heart me all right i’m gonna make you so unhealthy you ain’t gonna have a choice all right the jordan sucks at parkour and i know more than anyone that if i do a little lava mode here because jordan is actually that bad at parkour i need some sort of

Distraction and i know just the thing all right the night terror is ethan’s second worst i met the phantoms back i have my lucky pants why there’s so many out out back e5 beasts back oh yes yes okay this is perfect okay getting psyched inside fine fine i don’t even

Want to deal with these guys bro he’s gone into his house okay quick open him up i need to put the trap door in yes now that we have the trap door in him he won’t take any damage if we open him up again i actually i took so much damage

I’m the bot but you know what we’ll really make ethan’s blood boil if he can’t sleep all right let’s grab ourselves a spider pop and close this up okay i’ll just go to sleep bro broke asleep and he can’t sleep can i rest your mom’s a monster

Oh bro i already know he’s absolutely furious and now we’ve got to figure out what’s the best way to convince him to come to my scam i mean real hospital all right what do we got obviously a bunch of rotten stuff oh a little bit of a rotten appendix some rotten heart yeah

These are all looking very very nice i don’t know what a sausage is that seems a little sub but that should be good now i just need him to go to sleep there’s a cave under my bed there’s not but how did a spider get there took your long enough mate

Oh we found the absolute bot place that back up dude i play minecraft to get away from spiders fine whatever i’m going to bed and now that he’s under this is the perfect time to begin my surgery let me in so you know what we’re just

Going to give you some nice rotten lungs don’t mind that we’ll keep all of ethan’s healthy stuff here and mainly so that we could scare them for it later and we’ll switch out all of those uh you don’t need a functioning stomach and of course you don’t you don’t need real

Muscles do you bro the rotten ones are absolutely fine my dude anyway stream is taking care of you my boo alright i reckon his ribs are definitely withered and finally guys to wake him up let’s put in the rotten level all right and disappear oh man adam and listen to that

The beautiful screams of phantoms and why am i poisoned is there a witch in my house why have i got bubbles i’m not under i forgot bubbles i’m not swimming minecraft well you know when you don’t have a functioning liver you can’t really process toxins that your body

Produces a little bit of a health lesson there for you guys but unfortunately that seems to have hit ether to minecraft real real bad what is happening why am i getting random poison is this lag milk bro what it didn’t change anything you know

What i think it’s time for me to uh come to the rescue here guys give doing a little bit of a fake joint message oh great if my troubles weren’t enough now mr fakie fake doctor’s here walk through the door in my nice lab coat oh ethan what’s up with you

Something’s looking very bad right now i’m i’m fine go away why you poison huh not bro he doesn’t want my health at all he’s so terrified of dogs all right we need to gain eden’s trust prove it your scam honestly got pre-run poison you can fit ah no no no whoa see there’s

This tool i i got you bro let me just have a look inside no no torture we are not doing the whole torture thing we’re running away from oh man this guy’s a little girl look at him cut stay away no stay away stay away

Stay away do it i’m gonna die i’m gonna die my half hp let me have a look now ethan now i don’t want to fix everything guys because we got to get him to come to our hospital please click on me let’s just get rid of the poison here all

Right see wait i’m not poisoned but i’m jordan uh i thought you fixed me but i’m still slow i’m still slow but yeah i know you are i only only fix it hospital yeah you’re my friend right so i gave you that for free but if you really want the

Restaurant you’re gonna come and uh have to pay full price what do you mean i only fixed the hospital i’m not going to rip off sham artist dead fine i’m heading over this dumb duck this isn’t even a hospital he’s literally just made a shack and he’s put legit hospital

Legit that makes it so much less legit okay whatever we’re going in here you have cobwebs what is that oh no i missed one of the cold weather don’t worry about that i have a health potion really for one diamond four stacks of diamonds bro i literally can’t spell what i buy a

Bot he’s got a human head yeah no don’t look at the price don’t look at these prices all right it’s the new prices down here that we’re following 64 near the right he gets no i’m calling this bot this is a scam bro wait guys if

It’s calling me bro all right you know what let’s add some welcome bro this place your hospital is moldy i’m not your dear friend you’re trying to rob me for everything i own uh uh bro look you’re at the hospital let me just help you out i don’t know what you’re

Talking about all right hospital this place is just walmart it has really webs on it and you’re just looking at your body’s shape right now i’m saying you maybe have uh 48 hours to live how much is gonna cost me all right well see what kind of uh parts we have

At the back all right body parts what do you mean i gotta confirm guys all right so i’ve just checked with the staff what do you mean you have a llama you have a donkey and a sheep it’s gonna surgery is expensive these days it’s gonna cost you

Give or take one stack of gold ingots three stack of binding gets two stacks of diamonds and your pants excuse me that is literally illegal that’s public indecency jordan i will not pay those prices oh no your condition is worsening things are just not looking good for you right now

Poisoning me i’ll pay you i’ll do it i’m fine whatever i’ll go get my finger prices and i’ll fix it all up for you okay whatever i’m out of here but i’m done you just stuck up on me you know what maybe i should be a doctor

In real life actually probably not i’d probably get thrown to jail thank you stupid payment i don’t need it anyway that is actually falling for my scam i mean oh my lucky pants fine cake and fix me now you butt but if i want to get

Away with this i need ethan to believe he’s actually fixed all right we’re just going to go chest cavity reset uh violet i’m dying here oh i can breathe quick and borrow the lung from my llama perfect my goodness this is the best day ever no no he’s not completely done yet

I’m just gonna borrow that llama long very very nice man why are you hitting me man you’re meant to be a doctor you’re not mean to punch your patients i put another trap door on him guys so i can keep accessing him just have a look stop punching me boom you’re absolutely

Healed by dude oh g2g i can just get all that stuff back i can just upgrade myself jordan’s the one that got scammed now here’s the thing about the llama line guys first off we’re actually in hardcore mode so uh normally you would die but by using other animals since

Animals don’t die in hardcore as long as he has those body parts he can die and he will respawn i can do anything i can move again but it’s gonna be so confused nobody responds in hardcore the other thing now he’s gonna start spitting uncontrollably at least once his lung

Starts kicking back into action and he’s going to the nether that makes things actually perfect right now guys all right it’s gonna be tricky okay we’re gonna go in and then i’m immediately gonna turn to the spectator easy clap near the trip did we get it i don’t

Think he saw us oh thank goodness guys i thought we’re gonna be busted down for a second just lucky to be alive yeah we got a new positive mindset now why did i say that’s perfect because once you start spitting uncontrollably he’s gonna inevitably hit a piglet and those things

Are gonna knock him out guys all right it’s just gonna be a long walk this way all right he’s coming down this direction let’s uh let’s let’s get a couple of piglets ready for him sporting in so many of them you know what the game just lagged that’s that’s

My explanation for that bro what does he do why is he coming to the nether he literally just gave me all of his stuff we haven’t been busted just yet now just spit on one of these guys just one of them all right we’ll just trade very carefully through the zombified piglens

We don’t wanna his lung is gonna kick in at any moment there it is nice supply oh what was that why are they attacking me why did he take damage no no no okay up up no whoa she goes he’s gonna hit the lap oh oh oh they okay owed him so

Quick bro what just happened how i don’t even know how i’m alive but i’m glad i’m alive i think jordan’s thing just broke the serve which is fine wait what is he doing up here i don’t know what he’s doing he’s blaming his llama what did

You do what is this spitting oh okay i didn’t mean to spit maybe something from the ender dragon dragon appendix has dragon bombs don’t know what that is but i like the sound of it okay and open him up and put in the dragon appendix boom and disappear

Oh guys i’m sorry i’m sorry are we chill or we breathe just breathe next time he goes to spit it’s going to be a little bit more explosive because i’ve joined it’s all joy ah wow what dragon fireball no my animals no no no bro and full on

Murder these animals oh he’s gonna feed them some food well i wonder what would happen if he was like a spider and he actually had a venom gland let’s switch that out oh all right let’s see yeah feed him some food whoa bro he keeps battering his lava right

Now come on come on feed him some food let’s see what happens right now and boom feed you yes yes good what no what what is happening why are you dying why are you dying that was murder it was cold blooded murder heat up his toes a little

Bit guys with a little bit of blaze action um what do we got functioning blaze rock and let’s chuck this inside of ethan all right we’re gonna heat up his toes open him up and put a functioning blazer on replace that venom and bob out we go i don’t understand why

Ow ow ow any minute he should start spewing fire uncontrollably guys right unless aye there it is uncontrollable wait what fireball oh yeah why is there a fireball huh excuse me he’s gonna want to put that out with some water but what if it was like an

Enderman and couldn’t stand in water ah hydroallergenic now if you’re a scientist like me that actually means afraid of water or open them up and put in the end of liver go bang swap guys all right ethan you want to use a water bucket now please okay good water there

Got some water up there keep doing that why is the fire burning me and give me those weird hearts dude jordan has absolutely cooked this well look at that guys it’s absolutely taken about yet what am i an enderman or something he should be able to respawn though right

He has animal stuff in him this server is so cooked my dude you might want to do something about that yeah he’s already lit himself on fire this is all jordan’s fault no i’m gonna go see him at the clinic that butt is going to pay he better fix this bro

Where are you going my dude this man is heading out to my hospital oh quick everything’s actually fine um yes one yes oh wow my patient ethan showed up what a surprise i’m back baby what’s going on huh huh i’m calling this bite oh whoa bro ethan’s calling me um bob jordan what

Did you do to me i’m literally burping fireballs there’s spit dribbling out of my mouth like a baby i can’t walk and then i drown in water and then it burns me like an enderman uh well i’m not really seeing any of this stuff that you’re describing ethan like this bible thing

Yeah well your fireball thing where where is that like my bible thing just take a look all right i have a look at you all right i think i think we might be fixed here ethan let me just double check for you real quick yeah it’s looking very good

Yeah i think it’s good try jumping in some water bro like i think you’re a okay man you’re fine ready don’t gaslight me i know what i saw i’m out of here i’m blowing this lamination i’m done with you and my house is still on fire no i may have put a creeper

Appendix in him please please what What just happened oh yeah and he’s just discovered what that does curse you jordan