Facebook Moms Think I’m Jesus

I’ve got a wacky situation i really want to share with you all today so for about two years now people have made the same joke about me saying i look like jesus charlie looks like jesus hey charles really appreciate the time you forgave all of us for our sins takes a big man

To do that fist bump [ __ ] like that and they also used to say i look like keanu reeves which i always took as a compliment because i love keanu reeves i’d suck a fart out of his butt i think he is great now that’s not to say i was

Ever offended to be compared to the looks of jesus christ i mean he seems like a pretty cool guy he would have slayed [ __ ] back then if he wasn’t the son of god he would have [ __ ] and he did some cool [ __ ] too like he flipped

Over a table one time so it’s not like it was ever like i wish people would stop saying i look like jesus it’s just a joke we’ve all heard a million times by now but what happens when you take a joke and bring it to a place where humor doesn’t exist

Facebook so it all started a couple months ago when this facebook page was made over the last couple months a lot of people sent me this page and asked if this was legitimate or if they’re impersonating me or if my content was stolen no i gave this group full

Permission to make this facebook page i said they could do whatever they want with my content and post it on facebook totally fine by me and they’ve done a great job i’m never on facebook the only time i ever go on facebook is to read comments from desperately horny dudes

Trying to get laid so they’ll leave comments on girls pictures all the time saying weird [ __ ] like can i see your boobs do those boobs milk and [ __ ] lasagna other than that i just never go on the platform so i just told this group that they’re welcome to do

Anything they want over there get get wild with it if they’d like and while they did get they made a post this naughty little picture right here and it set the facebook mom and grandma community on fire for about a day it’s clearly a play-off of those silly things

You see on instagram and facebook where it’s like just a picture of a bible they got from google images and then it just says if you scroll past this you go to hell up doot and you go to heaven and win a million dollars tomorrow and that

[ __ ] usually flops no one ever really engages with it but for some reason this one popped off in like the 50 plus year old mom and grandma category so just as sheriff you love jesus 99 of you won’t and it’s just a crudely photoshopped picture of my face on a holy person it

Looks like a goddamn album cover and for some reason the facebook comments all truly thought it was supposed to be a picture of jesus so all of these facebook elderly women are just like repenting for sins and saying amen and we love you jesus we love you thanks for

Being our friend it’s absolutely adorable it is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen now please hop into my van real quick and let me take you for a ride through these comments here but before i do that jesus might forgive you for your sins but i won’t i’m doing a

Massive charity stream right now at twitch.tv moist critical where we’re going to be eating some of the spiciest peppers and the spiciest hot sauces on the planet all the way up to seven million scoville one of them actually is questionably nine million scoville but depending on who you ask it’s seven to

Nine and we’re going to be playing some of the hardest games imaginable like jump king alt f4 and [ __ ] like that it’s for a charity called cure rare disease we did another big charity stream for them earlier this year because it’s a charity we strongly support so i’d

Absolutely love to have you stop in it’s going on right now twitch.tv slash moist critical i’ll put a link in the description as well even if you don’t want to donate just stopping by and having some fun is great too now let’s check out these comments it

Should go without saying but i’m gonna say it anyway please don’t go out of your way to harass any of the people here these are just good god-fearing americans they just they love jesus now i’m of course gonna be blanking out all of their names but trust me when i say

There’s an incredible amount of beverly’s gertrude’s muriel’s names that i don’t think have been used in the last 60 years so it seemed like the post really made them excited there’s a lot of caps lock here i love god with all my heart and soul and always and forever

Amen i love my lord he calls me friend that’s super like that’s just so god damn sweet that is just heart warming i’m not actually jesus christ but i’ll still call her my friend people just got real fired up in the comments here it’s like you go into a biker bar and just

Start chanting usa and then everyone’s cheering and butt chugging beers by the end of it like everyone just came together and it’s like we love god amen thank you jesus for everything you did thinking for some reason that a picture of me photoshopped was a picture of jesus

Good lord things started to get a little wild in the comments like i said it’s like a 100 something pages and it’s all kind of like this so there’s a giant heart there at the bottom says love you jesus 100 you are my father now never had a father amen

That’s a little sad and it made me feel bad because they’re saying that to a picture of me but you know things kept getting wilder so in the middle there you’ll see amen yes i love it praise the lord amen and amen then they dropped the random link

To something and i was too much of a [ __ ] to click it because i thought for a second they might have just dropped some malware in there you know i love you jesus but [ __ ] everyone else in the comments section here here’s a bitcoin miner you know but guessing by how

Wholesome everyone was here there’s probably just like a photo album of whoever this is in their family at church or something but i wasn’t gonna run the risk they had this crazy streak where it was nothing but amen until in the middle someone broke the combo by just saying

Of course but it was like 10 straight pages of nothing but amends which was extremely impressive then eventually someone finally got me they said why do you post a picture of a model or actor this is not jesus you do not know how he looked as a human being

Gs i don’t know what gs stands for perhaps good suck maybe i’m not really sure but they finally caught me red handed they knew i wasn’t actually jesus but i was still flattered that they called me a model or actor honestly i was expecting the next sentence to start

With in fact i think i recognize this man from the hunger games franchise this isn’t jesus at all i was actually i was actually blushing when i read that and then at the bottom someone just said beautiful picture oh it’s it was so wholesome reading these i won’t show anymore but it goes

On for a hundreds all saying i love him i love you jesus thanks jesus let’s go jesus thanks amen it’s [ __ ] awesome it is so cute it is adorable i love to imagine a world where jesus is out there like the real jesus christ and he has a

Facebook account but his [ __ ] is getting no action like he’s not doing any numbers he’s like where are my followers at you know like come on like my post [ __ ] but they’re calling him a fraud and just liking a picture of me that’s photoshopped like that’s jesus not this

Guy this guy’s full of baloney uh it’s obviously it’s just a really wholesome situation here that i just thought was fun and goofy to share really that’s about it see ya