Fiend Crushes All 110 Hardcore Advancements

Yeah we’re for sure going to die yeah that’s me you’re probably wondering how I got here you see last time on this series I set the world record speedrun for Minecraft oh my God it’s almost dead I just need it to purch one more shot yes but it somehow got

Rejected there goes that dream hi no not that one you idiot but I don’t give up so easily as it turns out Minecraft has 110 advancements you have to complete before you’ve even beaten the game for real including a couple of super sus hidden advancements you’ve never even

Heard of including this one that almost killed me how did I get here you might ask well last time on this series I set the world record for y he’s already done the intro just start the video fine fine so we’re doing advancements you get the

Idea you’re not dumb well most of you aren’t hopefully first things first let’s knock out the easy tasks with a montage because it’s never too early for a montage All right with most of the easy tasks out of the way there’s only a couple things we need to do before we’re ready for a big adventure but first I have to admit something to you you see I lied and I’m here to apologize to you in my

Last episode I set out to get Max enchants on my armor but I didn’t do that I neglected one enchantment on my boots so to make things right that’s awkward uh one Second all right now what why please Mojang why tell me what I have to do why is this still a Mechanic and just like like that we got the boots without issue now that we have our boots it’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for so let’s take a look at these advancements while I clean up the base I’ve split our objectives into two categories long and

Hard hard advancements are the fun ones they require a lot of planning and are probably going to kill us the long ones are more like your math homework just a bunch of menial tasks will passively complete without any real need to remember them just so we can Define our

Selfworth with a hollow and ultimately meaningless achievement that we won’t remember despite the mental scars of depression and self-determined feelings of adequacy we experience in those small moments when we question our intrinsic worth as a human being suffice to say we’re going to cover the long ones in a

Montage at the end of the video oh and I built a villager trading Hall all right now that we know what we’re doing in the Basa cleaned up I figured we could start with one of my favorite advancements The Sound of Music play a music disc in a meadow and as it happens this whole mountain is a meadow so let’s sit back relax

And all right it’s time to knock out another easy one and all we have to do is stand in front of this machine and slurp up the juice uh why didn’t I get it what am I missing oh don’t mind me see that wasn’t too hard nothing

Wrong with some good harmless fun do you know what goes into a potion of Leaping rabbit’s feet studies say 99% of the population still aren’t aware of the truth that’s right every bottle of Leaping is brewed with the foot of a maltreated Rabbit still a fan we didn’t think so don’t support big Brewing don’t drink potions of Le sing this ad was sponsored by rabbit are people to and broadcast in partnership with stev against Haring pets now we need a load stone and you know what that means so prepare for [Applause] impact bro who are these people thank God that’s over with now we can make our load Stone that’s one small step man load stones are pretty good because if I die I’ll know how to get home wait a minute so this next one’s pretty easy we’re just going to take one

Of our villagers put them in a boat and send them to World height oh okay wait we can fix this we can fix this just don’t Know and he’s gone o I have a bad feeling that fast moving Shadow hurling to the ground was our guy trust me you’re not that guy okay take two looking good all systems nominal nope never mind well I think it’s safe to assume he’s Gone nope there he is third times the charm Right nope okay I think I’ve realized we need to change out the scaffolding Bellas this is the one no no I swear of course the only scaffolding I have left he goes through anyways why why can you walk through the scaffolding now okay no more scaffolding now if we still fail I might

Take a ride up the elevator myself all right we do the trade before you kill yourself and now a Lista after all that I’ve decided this isn’t worth it I Quit no more videos no more hardcore world I’m going to go be a monk in the French Alps so Long that’s right I still have my totem on I guess I’ll keep going but only if you subscribe according to YouTube analytics 0% of you are subscribed because I literally just started my channel so if your name isn’t Joshua please sub cribe to join forces for the upcoming Joshua

Wars everywhere I look I’m reminded of her I I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean but uh okay I know I’ve said this a few times but this next task should be one of the easiest ones yet all we have to do is get a Bullseye from

30 blocks away so I line up my target I shoot my bow and what do you know we get a bullseye easy peasy right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right

Right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right so you’re telling me not one of those is a bullseye really I lit a barnfire with my bow so thinking I could outsmart the system I built up 30 Block

Lined up my shots and let loose with great success just kidding after confirming we failed I did some research apparently we have to stand horizontally so let’s try this again and wait is that oh my God okay this is 30 blocks perfectly horizontal and and I can’t see anything dude how how is this the hardest advancement in the game that one’s touching I think it’s time we change our strategy turns out there’s a workaround all we have to do is Spam our arrows onto this

Block what 30 blocks away and release the arrows what wait how not a single arrow in the middle oh right the Piston blocks the middle okay we rebuild the system we fire our arrows we walk 30 blocks away and I swear to God if this still doesn’t work

I might actually pivot to roadblocks we hit the button thank the Lord unironically the hardest task yet and with that finally out of the way we get to do a fun task all we need for this one is the most useless but most entertaining tool in the game the spy glass because we’re

Going to do a little bit of bird watching but wait first we sneak into The Nether and we just creep on a gas then we travel to the end respawn the dragon give him a good look see from below and while we’re at it we can collect some dragon’s

Breath for yet another advancement H I’ve noticed a disturbing Trend that I tend to collect the bodily fluids from those I have spied on I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m not going to try to find it all right I guess I have to kill you Now being back in the end brought up a lot of memories for me it reminds me of all those we lost and I think it’s only right that we honor them in memory of our Valiant pets who fought alongside Us in the end as modius Gertrude and your

Mom whose bodies were lock lost to the void I like these Effigies of flame and bury their ashes in remembrance so that you may find peace wherever you are huh I didn’t expect to feel so attached to lifeless Effigies maybe it was that howling wind though I am beginning to think we

Need a second Memorial rip to those guys am I right well I don’t feel any better but we are perfectly positioned to get another advancement that cured my depression next up we’ve got some froggy tasks to complete so uh yeah let’s get bus in am I am I using that Correctly Now that we have all these lights we can hop on to the next advancement boo so there I was flying my way back to the base and I spot a village but as I’m swooping in I see something yo is that a pink sheep is that a natural pink sheep no I

Don’t know if you guys know this but pink sheep they’re pretty rare hey you’re pretty rare aren’t you butd and you must stand out with that pink fleece you know I I wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to you so I promise this is for your own good and

Not because I plan on building a zoo of rare mobs like every other Minecraft Youtuber BR so I don’t know if you guys have noticed but between the funerals and my incessant desire to kill I’m lacking for some friends so what better place to make some than the nether

Excuse me sir what do you like to no yeah me neither hey if you don’t mind me asking what’s your name oh what no I I was just talking to myself don’t mind me just going to just going to check on this uh Netherrack here very red uh hey

Party of my place this Friday oh hey guys he isn’t running away I think we might have made a friend yeah yeah just uh hop in the mine cart I’ll give you a list just uh yeah take a seat right there guys I don’t think he’s that Chill we might have to break up with him wait he’s moving very Slowly finally we get him through it’s all right I I think he was just nervous yes our new best best friend man I’m so happy we’re going to go on so many adventures together just me and my guas wait wait no what is that what does that say no

No we can’t the hardest choices require the strongest Wills you’re right purple daddy we Must don’t worry guys we still have one involuntary friend although he doesn’t look too excited to hang out can’t really blame him though after he watch us murder the other one but we’re cool we’ve been friends for well I don’t know must be years at this point decades even

Hey nice to meet you I’m just going to climb right on top of you freak bro chill chill bro best friends forever I’m in my mom’s car broom bro all right you served me well Mr bippy best friends forever huh I think I figured out why I don’t have many friends all right the time has finally come to rip off the Band-Aid as annoying as some of these advancements have been

I’ve been putting a couple because they require a Trent and I’m lazy so I sucked it up jumped into the ocean and got to killing turns out drowned don’t spawn in the ocean when you want them to so I figured I’d make a ridiculously overpowered drown farm this one works by

Pack spawning zombies in the end and converting them turns out converted zombies can’t drop Trident but that’s okay I hardly spend any time at that farm so I had to make a drown Farm which is basically a big box of water above a river Turns out I don’t know what I’m doing and hardly any drown spot but like I said I’m lazy so I spent 3 hours afking just to get a trident but now we can do this and this and I get to look at this ugly Red Cube every time I go to world

Spawn I figure it’s time to tackle another hit in advancement this one should be pretty straightforward we just kill four mobs with a single Arrow so we get a crossbow we put piercing on it we line up our mobs we soften them up too soft that’s all right we get a

Replacement Mob We soften them up have I learned nothing we get a replacement replacement Mob We what why was he one shot we get a replacement replacement replacement mob Thorns why okay we get a replacement replacement replacement replacement Mob We soften them up and we send them to the great

Big farm in the sky why are you alive we try again with four new replacement mobs all properly tenderized all ready to die how get in the boat just hop please hop okay we find four new replacement replacement mods we get rid of the boats cuz I think they count towards the

Pierce cap I don’t know I’m just guessing at this point tie up these criminals and we sentence them to death for being annoying why why are you alive you know what comes next four new replacement replacement replacement mobs we beat them within an inch of their life and we annihilate them where they

Stand guys I don’t know how to say say this and not that it matters because I failed every attempt but I just looked it up and we have to kill five mobs five I’ve been lining up four this whole time so I got this donkey right but not

For long because he’s going to the Grave thank not piece of cake wasn’t even a struggle this next one’s as straightforward as it gets so let’s just knock this boy out we go to the end we build up and we go up and that’s it and we’re getting out of here

Goodbye and before I forget we had some random advancements we completed along the way so I’ll give you a quick rundown so far I hadn’t Enchanted anything because vill are dummy thick or I I mean uh op they are very overpowered I went Fishing got to go fast is a SE taken oh and I frecked up this Pillager this happened at an ocean Temple then we redirected lightning and I picked up this fancy new black ho H congratulations we’ve made it far enough into the video that we can unblur what’s happening in this teaser

Clip what’s it going to be I’m so excited what that that’s not the climax of the video that’s that’s a detailed report about how slavery persists in the United States due to a loophole in the 13th Amendment it’s time to stop it’s time to stop okay oh America okay

Everybody put your hands together for another hidden advance all we got to do is give a cake to this La yeeh um where you going bud oh okay I didn’t realize that was missing please come home just just get the cake just there you go that was pretty

Boring all right on to the next thing then we had to capture all the cats oh God that that was bad wasn’t it well I’m not sorry roll the Tape God that is an ugly cat and it looks like you Joshua that’s right I didn’t forget why are you still watching this video we’re coming for you there’s an advancement to get all the armor trims in the game and I have most of them already but the ones I have left

Will take a lot of killing the first one up is Riv it spawns in Nether fortresses so I walked into the first one I saw opened a chest and licky split I had it just like that yeah no this took me like 2 hours and eight fortresses the next

Trim on the list is tied it’s a fairly common drop from Elder Guardians so we’ll just go for a quick dip and catch some fish oh [Applause] [Applause] oh there she blows will I ever have an episode without causing a mass extinction finally we have the Vex armor trim it only spawns in Woodland Mansions which I wasn’t complaining about because you know what I actually like committing genocide in Minecraft now let’s put it all

Together so anyway we have to kill one of every hostile mob but I’ve checked the list and it turns out my terar of Destruction last episode was pretty vicious we only have four mobs left the Stray is easy enough I just put a block of powdered Stone my Skelly

Grinder he spider was similarly easy I just went to the nearby M shaft and I thought the zlin was going to be easy all you have to do is take a hoglin to the over so I built up my portal and I tried to lure one in turns out they’re

Afraid of portals why are you running so I dragged him screaming and squealing through and put an end to his misery last but certainly least was the endermite so I spawned one in and he’s weak you’re strong crushing with that out of the way we can do a

Complete 180 as I also have to breed every Mob so it kind of cancels out all that killing right perfectly balanced as all things should be finally we just have to visit every biome before we get to the crazy task at the end of this video so we’re just going to kick back relax and let our elytra do all the hard

[Applause] Work All right now that we’ve done that I think somebody has a special announcement for you guys all right boys and squirrels we made it to the climax of the video the big chungus The Rapture of fiend the moment you’ve all been waiting for the final advancement that is almost certain

To kill us where we stand how did we get here basically we have to get every effect in the game at the same time so that’s all the potion effects but also dolphin’s Grace wither glowing bad Omen hero of the village levitation blindness conduit nausea mining fatigue and

Darkness first things first we need a warden so in my Infinite Wisdom I went to the deep dark cave next to spawn built a noise machine so I don’t get my insides rearranged and placed my Shrier yeah apparently warden’s only Spawn from naturally generated shers in ancient cities as you can imagine I did not think that was very cash money so I went the minute distance of 4,000 blocks away to the nearest ancient city I summoned a couple of boys and like a man

With a van I lured them into my trap with the dulet tones of a note block now all I had to do is jump into The Nether and get him to chase me to Spawn on the other side we locked up our sussy Baka in a very Kawaii jail cell and believe me when I say this was the easiest part of the experience for some Godless reason I decided our next best course of action was to get an Elder

Guardian so I ventured a nice and easy 3,000 blocks away to the nearest ocean Temple I shoved a large fish through a small hole and I was planning on capturing Mr squishy here in this net of pink planks so I spent the next half hour wrangling

This guy into a corner and into a mine cart I sent him to spawn and I moved on to the next migraine shulkers this actually wasn’t too bad I went to an in city I built a canal I dropped into murky Meer with my new squadmate stole him from his family

Friends and the only home he had ever known and trapped him in a different dimension from which he has no hope of escaping except through death the last thing I had to get were Dolphins so I went from The River To The Sea scooped up some Saucy boys and drag them away

From the only home yeah he’s already done that bit fine I tied him up as spawn and then the last few things on the list I stay to the area for the advancement I cooked up a sussy stew I took out my doubts on my favorite punching

Bags and now we’re ready so a quick rundown we’re going to flip this switch to dispense the potions we flip this one to get shot with a glowing Arrow we eat all the poison food on our hot bar we jump into the water for conduit power

And dolphins Grace we we break the Slime to reveal the Shuler to get hit with levitation and we swim into the Wither Ros for wither then we win so let’s get to getting oh don’t mind me this is my first attempt I Promise Thank God now we just have to make it out alive and we’re good well that’s it that’s the video get the heck out of here waa that sure was a crazy video huh little bro we did all the advancements and we made it out alive death is no

Bueno that’s why next time I’m going to become mortal and now I’m going to jump from World height into a pit of wardens oh while you’re here don’t forget to subscribe and spam this video on all your Discord servers to recruit soldiers to put an end to the joshuas