Fozo – I Survived 100 Days as a MINION in HARDCORE Minecraft

On day one i spawned in as a minion i couldn’t wait to see what kind of trouble i can get up to out here exploring secret labs stealing high-tech weapons and hanging out with my minion friends but for now i only have five hearts looking around it seemed like i’d

Spawn into a forest i began this adventure like any other punching trees for wood i crafted wooden tools and feeling confident set off to find my new evil leader oh look a snake would you like my help taking over the world the snake didn’t seem too interested in

Attacked this guy’s bite was deadly i was already down to one heart you’re a jerk i was getting hungry i need food ah a village there were pillagers everywhere i had to try to not draw their attention no way i could take these guys on yet guess they won’t mind

If i rummage through their chests real quick tnt awesome and what’s this no way bananas i just finished looting when the pillagers found me hey guys uh friends guess not they attacked chasing me out of the pillager outpost they almost got me but i used my

Small size to zigzag my way through the undergrowth and escaped alone again i realized it was getting late i couldn’t just sleep in the open air so i mined into a nearby hill and blocked up the entrance i grabbed some stone from the back of the cave and spent the rest of

The evening upgrading my tools i guess this is my home for the night on day two i woke up feeling awfully uncomfortable having slept on the floor i didn’t feel like facing those pillagers again so i got to exploring the cave sweet a couple blocks of iron ore and what’s this coal

I’ll use these to start my base huh what’s that noise wait it’s a huge bear no bears i smashed through the entrance wall and booked it leaving the bears far behind geez i needed a place to call my own and fast after a little bit of searching i found a nice secluded valley

It was full of sheep perfect i spent some time collecting food and wool to keep myself fed and eventually make a bed let’s see no hostile mobs in sight no villagers no snakes this is the perfect area to build my base in i got to work using the materials i’d gather

To start on my base i hope i can find others like me and bring them back here after i’d finished i used some excess iron to make myself a sword the remaining coal was used to light up the night there we are perfect i finally had

A place to call home i was about to head in when i heard a familiar hissing you take that haha vengeance is mine last but not least i built myself a bed and went to sleep on day three i woke up wait what was that smell i ran outside

And saw it no way it’s a banana i went to grab it when i saw more bananas a whole bunch of bananas leading away from my base whoever left this trail must have finally wanted to be my friend i followed the bananas around the corner

Where they led me into a pig pen hey pigs are you the ones who gave me these delicious wait it’s a trap the pillagers had me surrounded the pillager started to attack me i know we got off on the wrong foot here i don’t want to hurt you but they didn’t

Listen i’m gonna have to fight they hit hard but i was able to stand against them even taking one down seeing that i was deadly the rest of the pillagers fled they left the pigs i may as well take them too come on guys i returned to

Base careful to make sure that i wasn’t followed i got my pig friends settled in their own pens i knew that these bananas were as valuable as gold so i got to work planting them for my banana farm what it works trust me on day 4 i woke

Up to an explosion whoa now whoever did that i’ve got to meet i ran towards the sound and found what looked like a mad science lab and it was on fire i ran inside and saw a mad scientist being attacked by a group of robot chickens

I’ve got you i drew my sword and left into the fight get back leave him alone the chickens took off running into the wilderness come on scientists this place is about to blow we made it out just in time the whole lab went up into a huge

Explosion oh no a dormsday weapon could cause so much damage doomsday weapon now you’re speaking my language don’t be upset you can come live with me i took the sciences back to my base and showed him around it’s perfect once my lab is complete how would you like to be my

Evil minion yes that’s all i’ve wanted now let’s take over the world together the scientists introduced himself as gru pleasure to meet you let’s get your lab going i can’t wait i spent the rest of the day helping grew by building his own house i even took some time to expand my

Base to house some of his evil experiments finally i have an evil leader to call my own on day five i had the worst nightmare i was standing in a ruined city there was a huge crash rocket in the center of town and from it came purple minions no evil purple

Minions i tried to get them to stop but they didn’t care they started attacking me as well oh my evil minions unleash your inner villains it was a professor he was in a huge mech so you’re destroying the city not just the city but every city across the globe

You can’t do that to us but he just laughed and aimed his mech guns right at me ah i’m awake oh and back in my base man i had too much bananas before bed i ventured out into the forest and found myself picking dandelions wait this

Gives me an idea i returned home and began building a beacon of hope a monoloth to minions everywhere that i stand for their freedom i crushed the dandelions and used the yellow dye to color my sheep i sheared them and armored with my new materials looked for

A place to build it where to build somewhere people can see aha the top of that tree will do nicely i climbed my way to the top and got to work can you guess what this is gonna be on day six i woke early to keep working on my statue

When i heard the sound of a fight i ran outside to see the pillagers from earlier attacking my base hey leave us alone what have we done to you i can’t let them get away with this uh help drew joined me in the battle he had a shrink ray with the flash the

Pillagers were made tiny looks like the turns have been tabled ha with the pillars defeated i leveled up i’m stronger now check it out i’m normal sized and i have 10 hearts wait with the pillagers gone we can finish ransacking their town i headed over there checking

Every house and chest i found some iron in some gold i’ll take that and keep it for myself with the town looted i grabbed the rest of the potatoes and headed back home i built some chests to keep my treasure safe i expanded my farm and planted the potatoes next to my

Bananas on day seven i wanted to continue upgrading my tools i had an iron sword sure but a whole set of tools and armor would definitely come in handy luckily i found a nearby cave and it was full of the stuff there were a few

Zombies in the way but i took them out easily i got to work mining as much iron as i can carry i was about to leave when i saw the distant glint of diamond awesome i headed down to grab it wait what’s that noise look at all those

Chickens my sword swings barely put a dent in them jeez i’ll have to come back for that diamond later with my iron in hand i made it back to my base and got to work upgrading my tools once i had a full set i went to show off my new gear

To gru he was not impressed ah well i know he loves me on day eight i was feeling brave with my iron armor so i went out to explore the nearby biomes i crossed out of the forest and headed up a nearby mountain it was getting cold up

Here is that a tundra i’ll have to check this place out later i was about to start mining into the mountain when i saw something in the distance is that a purple me oh wait my dream get back here but it ran away i chased the purple

Minion down the side of the mountain when i saw it fighting something there was a player there and they were attacking the purple minion don’t worry i’m on my way but i was too late the evil minion killed them weak banana me strong buffing beefy what happened to you who

Did this professor n he best make me strong me mike mike destroyed weak banana it attacked this thing was insane i tried my best to fight back but i couldn’t take those hits i had to retreat unfair good backhand i’m stronger much stronger i headed back to

Base to rest up that evil me worried me though on day 9 it was time to teach those robot chickens a lesson plus that diamond was too good to just ignore let’s see how my new armor handles them i made my way back to the mine and

Cautiously made my way down there they were a few swings in my sword and down they went he dropped something spectral ore i wonder if gru can make use of this with the robot chickens destroyed i began to mine the diamond what only two

It’ll do for now out of the mine back to the base i began to upgrade my armor and tools i crafted the diamonds into a diamond sword before the end of the day i made sure to give gru the spectral ore how curious the energy coming from this

Thing is off the charts thanks for this minion you did a good job that’s all i wanted happy to help on day 10 drew wanted to check out the nearby city and i decided to tag along something’s attacking it we ran further in seeing destruction and suddenly a massive robot

Fell from the sky no not a robot well well well if it isn’t my old pal grew still mata kicked you out of the evil villain society what have you done to my people my serum makes every minion into a perfect weapon this one is just the

Beginning when i have my army nothing will stop me an army so there’s more of me i didn’t get a chance to think because just then he attacked us his robot was tough but slow come on gru we can’t take this thing he booked it out

Of town losing the fario for now at least there was nothing that we could do on days 11 to 12 we were back at our own base gru told me that he would need to find more of me and that we also needed to build a bigger and better laboratory

Anything sir especially if it means stopping those evil minions it took some time but eventually i finished the lab i had some leftover material from the mine and figured what better way to use it than to upgrade my base i got to work turning my house into something much

More comfortable i gathered more yellow wool and put some more work into my statue and now towered over the valley i hope this works on days 13-14 i awoke to the laboratory’s alarms going off are we under attack i ran outside to find a minion he was trying to eat my bananas

For my banana tree hey how’s it going i bet that doesn’t taste very nice he said his name was bob he had traveled very far looking for help and he was starving i gave him some bananas and he felt much better he told me that he was

From a small group of minions who lived in the tundra they’d accidentally killed their last leader and had been hiding out in a cave ever since don’t worry bob i can rescue them just give me directions bob handed me a map jeez that’s a long way i better stock up

Before i left i gave bob his own bed and told him to help grew with whatever he needed what you know it new boss i began my long journey out of the forest and towards the tundra on his map hope he doesn’t eat all my bananas on days 15 to 60 and

I kept going traveling as fast as i could out of the forest and into the tundra man it was cold so cold in fact that my hearts were starting to go down it was getting dark so i realized i need to make myself a small shelter luckily

There was some stone left in my inventory so i quickly built a small hut to keep myself warm after i built my hut i realized i was still cold so i went out and killed a couple of cows and used the leather to make myself some new

Clothes look at that now i should be warm i don’t know how long i slept for but i awoke to something attacking my hut it was a group of strays they attacked me i can’t fight that many by myself i have to run man i hope this map

Is right i can’t stay out here for too long on days 17 and 18 i was hopelessly lost this map is useless how did i even get here is this it is this how i go out frozen and alone and with no bananas wait what’s that it was polar bears well

I got my sword ready and was about to attack when arrows flew out of nowhere and hit the polar bears whoa wait more minions there were two of them stuart i’m glad to see you did you come from the cave can you take me there well

Lead the way the base was warm but surprisingly empty where is everybody stewart introduced me to the other minion who lived here kevin they both told me that there had once been a whole bunch of us who lived here but an evil professor was paying the pillagers to

Kidnap them kevin and stewart were all that was left well i suppose we are minions after all anyway here’s some bananas after all that cold i decided to celebrate with my new friends they wanted to do a dance party ah i can’t resist dance party on days 19 to 20

Stuart woke me up robots were attacking the cave i drew my diamond sword they just turned around and took off guess i’m buffer than i look huh aren’t you kevin wait you’re right where is he we searched all over the cave but couldn’t find him those robots must have

Taken him we have to get him back come on stuart before we left the cave stuart gave me what little supplies they had left a potion of swiftness and tnt we followed the robot’s tracks out to the snow keeping our eyes peeled for any traps that they left behind don’t worry

Kevin we’re on our way on days 21-23 we followed the robots far across the tundra after a while we eventually caught up to them they were camped out in a ruined village wait they have more of us in cages what are they doing we snuck up behind the robot careful to

Keep as quiet as possible stuart and i snuck around the village opening the cages in the last cage we found kevin good to see you buddy suddenly the robot saw what was happening go guys go luckily the robots were caught off guard and by the time they started chasing us

We were gone we were about to make it to the minion town we had barely finished congratulating ourselves when nefario appeared in his mech i order thank you fozo you rounded them all up and now i don’t have to pay those pesky robots before we could attack nefarious fired

His weapons blasting us away no the other minions come on guys we have to save them on days 24-26 we rested up at the cave and we’re heading back to the lab we try to keep an eye out for the minions but they were long gone at least

I’ve got kevin and stuart we’d almost left the tundra when suddenly the robots returned hey guys i’m really not in the mood right now come on guys i could take all of you on i chased them and tricked them they all fell into a ravine whoa

That’s deep how long has that been there suddenly i felt stronger i have 15 hearts now after the fight i gathered my friends i wanted to bring them back to my lab we’ll save the rest of the minions soon i promise on days 27 to 29

Come on guys let me introduce you to your new home drew was super excited to have more minions now we can get to work foso thank you i got the other minions settled in building out some houses to accommodate them some bunk beds some extra chests with that taken care of i

Finished my own home i turned in exhausted for my long journey and i’ve still got 70 days to go what could possibly happen next on days 30-32 i realized we need some more food if i wanted to keep resting more minions come on bob let’s go hunting we got to work

Harvesting our pigs right before we heard an explosion and saw one of our banana trees mutated into a monster it must have been from the radioactive lab experiments crew has been doing the monster aid i left into battle and fought it off it was defeated and bob was free it also

Let out some bananas bob looked injured so i gave him some of the bananas i got back to work on my statue hoping it would serve as a warning to any more minion hunters on days 33-35 grew called all of us to the lab production is going

Well but i need a schematic for the robot’s engine i bet dr nefario has one at his mansion i can scope it out for you guru told me that the mansion was in a nearby force but i had to be careful as it was heavily guarded no sweat i’ll

Be back in time for dinner besides it’d give me a chance to find the rest of the minions he kidnapped i went off after a day’s travel i found the forest is that a sign what does it say no evil mansion here go away i was about to head in when

I noticed a trap door in the ground whoa that’s a bottomless pit someone doesn’t like visitors suddenly i heard the sounds of battle it was the evil minion again he was attacking a monkey i jumped in to defend them but my attacks just bounced off of him weak sauce kill

Trespass no enter i have an idea follow me evil dude i lied him to the trap i hope this guy was dumb as he looked and down he goes it probably won’t kill him but at least he’s out of the way well hopefully he’ll leave you alone now

The monkey thanked me and gave me a bunch of cornflowers thanks i guess with the flowers they’d given me i continued on i spent days 36 to 38 dodging traps and making my way further into the forest whoa a spike pit i knew i’d be getting close to that mansion i broke

Through the tree line and found myself into a clearing and there was the mansion drew was right it was heavily guarded no way was i getting through there they had turrets spike pits security guards and even a row of rose bushes no way we’re getting past those

Thorns i harvested the roses and crushed them into red dye this i crushed at the blue flowers i’ve gotten to create purple i think i have a plan and this may work welcome back henchmen you have a good patrol uh banana huh you said it

Head on in sir i was in now to find the engine schematic i needed but wait what’s that noise i know that sound it’s coming from over there it’s the minions from the village don’t worry guys i’ll get those cages open there has to be a switch somewhere got it okay now please

Be quiet and no i’ve got to be quick before the alarm goes off great on days 39 to 41 we storm the mansion the minions on a quest for revenge guys focus we need to grab the schematic and get out of here i frantically looked through all the chests i could find but

Kept coming up empty history books biology cooking come on suddenly i was attacked from behind it was the evil minion he was back this is taking too long it was then i remembered the tnt store gave me back in the tundra i started to spread some around the room

And once i lit it the explosion went off the blast was stronger than i thought blowing the whole roof off the place i was down on my last heart but it seemed like the other minions were safe wait there it is the schematic it’s a little singed but it’ll do come on minions

Leave that guy alone and let’s get out of here on days 42 to 44 the minions and myself made it back to the lab staying low in case the evil minion wanted to try and follow us we arrived back at base i gave the schematics the group he

Declared my mission as a success and you brought me some more minions now we can quadruple our mining efforts and speed up production good idea boss come on guys to the mines with the extra help we were able to clear a huge section of the mind and found a ton more diamond i

Showed the other minions how to mine for diamond after grabbing some for myself of course i got to work on my base drew asked to help expanding his lab we need the extra space i knew that by wrecking the professor’s mansion it would definitely make him angry so i got to

Work on a wall to keep us safe with the base upgraded i got to work on the living quarters for all the other minions i then continued working on my statue that looks delicious oh hey bob what’s up bob told me that the other minions spotted the professor taking

Some minions away for experiments and they’d come back as evil minions we better get to work on days 45 to 46 i woke to another summon from gru thank you all for your hard work minions our robots are almost complete we only need one last thing he explained he needed an

Experimental weapons chip from a nearby military base and he told us it would be a shame if it went missing missing but don’t we need it for a robot i mean go and steal it for me you dimwits oh got it i figured i needed backup on this one

Come on kevin it’s just a military base how hard could it be we hadn’t gone far when we saw smoke in the distance it was a destroyed village everything had been ransacked burned and broken he found one lone villager who told us a wave of purple creatures that swept through the

Countryside destroying everything we need to hurry kevin if this is what a group of them could do to a town imagine what an army can do to a city we told the villager where to find a nearby city and pushed on we had just made it to the

Desert when we saw a few husks hey guys what’s up wow those purple guys are really messing with everyone we have to stop them and fast it’s gonna be a little tough from here on out kevin days 47 to 50 sauce making our way across the desert after

What felt like days of traveling we saw something strange in the distance is it a mirage no it’s a crashed rocket sort of like the one for my dream what’s it doing out here he ran over to it and saw other minions they must have escaped from the professor in one of those

Rockets nicely done i was about to head over and greet them when i saw him the professor he’d caught up with them he’s shooting them with something slime they’re transforming i want to stop him but i knew that kevin and i couldn’t take on that many evil minions all i

Could do was watch as he led them away at least they’re not heading into the same direction we are i waited for them to leave before heading over and dipping my shovel in the slime gru would probably want to take a look at this maybe we can make a cure we pushed on

Until we saw what we came for the military base it looks like it’s already being attacked i bet there’s an evil minion or two running around here still there were plenty of holes in the fences for us to fit through now let’s try not to blow this place sky-high at least

Before we can find that weapons chip on days 51-53 we made our way around the base careful not to be spotted now if i was a super secret military grade weaponship where would i be right here cool i snagged it happy to get it over with when the most intimidating sheep

I’d ever seen appeared uh stand down officer i’m general foso i’m here to check on this ship uh yep it looks good run kevin go but the dude was super fast and he stunned us the chip uh grab it no i didn’t know how long we were

Stunned for but we got locked into a cage the general sheep just laughed and walked away maybe i could dig our way out huh he took my inventory well sing us a tune kevin i’m sure we’ll find a way out at least i hope on days 54-56 we

Had just exhausted our supply of sing-along songs when the general sheep came back he accused us of being spies and ordered kevin to follow him alone in my cell i didn’t know how long i was alone in there but i suddenly saw something crawling over my foot what is

That oh kill it it was bob how did you get in here he had gru’s shrink ray brilliant come on bob let’s get out of here we shrunk ourselves down and slipped through the bars if we follow that soldier i bet he still has that

Chip it took a bit of searching but we eventually found ourselves back in the room from earlier the general was there and so was kevin it looked like he snatched the chip back and was trying to hide hey you leave kevin alone make us big again bob come on whoa

That’s too big i was huge look out guys i don’t want to step on anyone i think i just killed the general oops back to normal size i opened the general’s chest and took back my gear come on guys we need to get out of here

On days 57 of 59 we made it back to where we’d snuck in to find it sealed off as if this wasn’t bad enough we saw who had been attacking the base before we got there it was a group of evil minions time for us to get out of here

And fast so much for doing this quietly suddenly kevin activated the shrink ray and grew himself kevin they can see you but he didn’t care he made us a hole in the fence creating an escape route we ran through but he didn’t follow me instead turning back towards the base

Kevin don’t be a hero as much as i hated to leave him behind i knew we had no choice come on bob we ran out into the desert come on kevin come on where are you he died as he lived a flash of beautiful explosive brilliance before we headed

Out i built a small memorial for our fallen friend farewell kevin he’s peeling bananas in minion paradise now at least we had the chip with one last look towards the horizon we headed off on days 60 to 62 we made it back out of the desert

I know bob i miss him too but don’t worry we’ll avenge him i promise suddenly the evil minion came out of nowhere knocking us flying where did he come from wait the chip evil minion has it he’s getting away bob head back to the base and make sure it’s safe i’ll

Handle this evil minion even though he was fast that evil minion must have been injured by the base explosion and i was able to keep up i chased him across the bottom and ran into the wetlands wait up ahead is that the professor i decided to

Lay low what are they talking about you imbecile you let that foso get away how much more useless can you be banana and shut up about your stupid bananas that poor evil minion he needs a better evil master the professor teleported away i was about to leave when the evil minion

Saw me hey i saw how he treated you and that isn’t right you did your best here i heard you wanted one of these banana banana yes a banana friendship enjoy it now can i go i’m going to follow your boss he was too interested in the banana

To care i hope he stays that way on days 63 to 65 i was able to track the professor through the wetlands what’s that he’s heading towards it looks like a huge factory it must be where he’s making all those evil minions wait why has he stopped moving he’s checking his

Phone now’s my chance to steal the chip back got it now too but the professor turned around and he saw me uh look uh over there oh no end of the loin hope you like the color purple i guess this is it wait why isn’t he firing banana

Stop it you idiot i don’t have any more bananas the evil minion was attacking the professor now’s my chance i use a distraction to slip away stealthily making my way across the wetlands i wonder if he’s my friend now i was almost back to my base when i was

Illuminated by an eerie glow wait no way kevin he survived uh nice look but why are you all green kevin said he was affected by the explosion making him radioactive bob’s gonna be stoked come on on days 66 to 68 we are almost back at the lab when it’s the professor again

He’s on our tail we can’t lead him back to our base ah i’m hit he has the chip no i wanted to chase after him but i was too weak all we could do was watch him run away we decided to head back to the

Lab and keep an eye out for the village along the way but as we made our way to the base all we saw was destruction any survivors we met spoke of the purple monsters wrecking everything they’d built this isn’t good kevin we need to get back on days 69-71 we made it back

To the base and we saw it was under attack evil minions were attacking the walls luckily the base’s turrets were able to hold them off at bay and we were able to slip inside once back home i ate my body weight in bananas feeling much better there wasn’t much time to rest

Before gru arrived he figured out the spectral ore from earlier he was able to harness its energy and use it to turbo charge the factory with your help we can finish building our laboratory the robots are almost complete yeah uh sorry i don’t have the chip the professor took

It we’ll deal with that in a few days time i might have planned to get it back wait before we do i got a sample of what the professor is using to transform the minions maybe you can find a way to change them back grew got to work making

The cure i got to work finishing the base using the extra energy from the spectral ore to build out the rest of our factory i continue to fortify our defenses into the night on days 72-74 i put the final touches on my statue check it out i might cry [Laughter]

Our admiration was interrupted by an explosion it’s coming from the lab an evil minion and he was in a different mech fossil he has the spectrum get back here but it was too fast no now that the professor has both the weapons chip and the spectral ore what are we

Going to do luckily gru told me that he tagged the ore with the tracking device all i had to do was follow it yes sir on days 75 to 77 we followed the signal a short way to the side of the mountain talk about cardio come on bob keep up it

Looks like he used that mech to tunnel his way through i wonder what’s on the other side we passed through the tunnel and found ourselves in a lush valley and there in the center that must be nefario’s base we watch as the evil minion ran inside jeez yet another base

We’re going to have to break into i’d ask grew for a race but i wasn’t even getting paid i spent some time trying to find a way in without being spotted but by the end of the day it was apparent that this wouldn’t be easy i admire your creativity bob but let’s

Try to blow it up after we’ve stolen our stuff back maybe gru has an idea come on bob let’s head back home and think this one through we snuck back out of the tunnel made it back to the lab well now we know where he is staging everything

And you said it’s in a valley yes that gives me an idea i’m not sure if i like that tone boss but whatever it is i’m going to give it a shot meet me outside flozo and make sure you have a helmet on

Oh boy on day 78 to 80 i was flying high literally don’t let go and don’t look down luckily the weather held and i was over the base before any storms hit just then a bird appeared no get away don’t touch that no ah i should have worn a helmet like gru

Said i wonder where i landed i looked around and saw that i was in a minion prison no look how many there are how long has he been kidnapping us for this isn’t right i have to free them there has to be a console around here i

Searched all over but couldn’t find one i still needed to find the ore in the chip on days 81 85 i made my way through the base looking for a way to free them wait is that the chip awesome it was protected by a laser grid though i

Didn’t want to set off any alarms so i would have to use my platforming skills that go up and over wait i’ve only got 19 days left no time for that i decided to run through the lasers i grabbed the chip and ran things were heating up i

Needed to free my friends i’ve been running around this base for what felt like days where’s the terminal when you need one banana he attacked trying to ram me his mech broke through the wall oh do you want another banana uh here have as many as you want but he didn’t

Care he just kept trying to run me over wait this gives me an idea uh follow me i led him back to the prison and stood in front of a cage stand back guys yes his mech smashed open the cages escape no no no more evil more evil the evil

Minion jumped out of the mech and pressed the switch no it’s that jam again it’s transforming the minions i had to escape so i jumped in the mech and smashed the wall hang on this mech is powered by the spectral ore two birds with one stone now that we had a power

Source in the chip i knew we could save the day on days 86 to 90 i made it out of the tunnel when the ground started shaking and there was a crazy loud noise overhead i looked up and saw it’s a rocket and it’s heading towards the city

If we don’t stop him those evil minions are going to swarm across the earth destroying everything think of the children wait even worse think of the bananas group i got it but we have to hurry but when i got there i saw evil minions inside the lab even here oh man

I decided to fight back kevin stewart help how dare you say those names just then drew ran in he told me to stop these are my friends apparently they found the jam sample and ate it oh sorry for the bruises guys but grew we need to

Cure more than ever i still need more time get that mech into the lab and let’s see if i can reverse engineer it i parked the mech and got to work aiming the minions with tools weapons and armor come on guys prepare for war on days 91

To 94 the antidote was ready time to test it out i gave some to each of my friends and it worked good to have you back guys well now that i know this works we need to get it out of here that rocket i saw that was heading towards

The city then that’s where i’ll start i grabbed the jar of healing jam and headed off by the time i made it to the city it was in complete chaos evil minions are rampaging through it how am i going to give all that antidote to all

Those minions i have an idea i got to work building a small fruit stand now to just smear the antidote on bananas and done hey guys free lunch i know you can’t pass up on a tasty banana banana banana it worked that’s right guys all

You can eat once again the day is saved by a high potassium snack it happens more often than you think on days 95 to 98 i was leading the minions back to the lab when nefario appeared in his mac how dare you those are my minions we choose

Our own evil leader nefario and you’re not it you think you’ve won huh all it takes is one press of a button and a rocket will obliterate your pathetic base my base no i’ll stop you suddenly someone attacked nefario from behind it was that evil minion he knocked him out

Of his mech but he teleported out hey thanks for what you did back there why did you help us foso friend here banana you’re still a minion at heart still i don’t like the sound of that threat come on guys back to the lab and for you evil

Minion welcome to the family on days 99 we return to the base i got the new minion situated and met up with gru so he’s going to attack us is he well i do have a surprise for him behold the banana launcher this is awesome if i

Fuse the bananas and the antidote we can cure evil minions like never before it was time to get prepping we geared up the new recruits and started harvesting the bananas from the farm to use in the launcher the day was already fading fast hey do you want me to turn you back by

The way change no happy as me are you sure life not problem but experience banana oh okay well i can’t argue with that it was finally here day 100 true to his word the professor arrived with an army of evil minions alright guys let’s go the banana launcher was awesome every

Minion i hit was transformed back i needed to think bigger and what’s bigger than an explosion i coded some tnt in the antidote hope this works any evil minion caught in the blast was transformed back we did it but that just left me with nefario come on let’s do

This you’ve been nothing but a pest fozo eat liza i jumped around dodging his laser blasts and firing bananas at him suddenly the evil minion appeared driving the mech we stole he’s crashed into nefario nice work okay fozo aim for the engine no and boom since the professor was finally

Defeated time for a banana party