free history lesson but it’s taught by an idiot playing minecraft

Welcome guys Dylan Phyllis Kyle where’s there’s like a week left in the semester and I’m just gonna get owned for like this entire week but after that I’ll be free let me tell you guys how it all started examined made a video and like the last century so basically right

Before Thanksgiving break I was writing a history essay and okay I think about our history essay is that we’re not supposed to do it unlike some any European or American based event because they don’t want our education to be too Eurocentric or whatever is what they say

On the surface my theory is it’s because they hate us and don’t want us to be able to find enough sources I say this because there are some very very visible differences in record keeping a number of sources depending on what era and what place it is and there’s actually

One of my favorite things in histories when there’s like a very obvious difference and I first became aware of this when we were studying the mexican-american war in high school because it’s like I don’t want to fall off all right because like okay you can look up the Wikipedia page for the

Mexican-american war to see what I’m talking about because well I’m like one side it’s like yeah ten thousand people died or maybe twenty-five thousand no one actually knows for sure and then you look at the Americans and it’s like 1733 people died 70 hundred twenty-one of them were soldiers eleven were Marines

And one was a sailor also Jeffrey stubbed his toe write that down I mean it’s hilarious it’s like one side is sitting here like 15,000 people may or may not have existed we’re not sure and the other side is written down the full lineage of every soldier and his horse it’s just

You you know at least that’s a historian flexing on us from the past okay like 150 years ago some historian it’s like I’m gonna flex on the future so hard when they see these numbers basically I was trying to do my paper on the Battle of Catan Bo ketone well I don’t

Pronounce it it was during the civil war in the Congo Kingdom in the 17th I don’t want to say century this is this is a History Channel by the way now you’re you’re learning prepare to get an education with techno blood all right and I was trying to do it and it’s like

10:00 it’s 10:00 p.m. it’s due in two hours and I haven’t started my essay because I have searched far and wide for sources and I have found three sources one of which is only written in Portuguese another of which is behind a 100 dollar pay wall oh and by the way I

Need I need five sources so that didn’t work out and so I had to turn to my trusted friend when you’re a history student in a time with me there’s one friend you can always trust to have enough sources it’s the Chinese okay the Chinese invented paper when stuff happened

They wrote it down okay they can be relied on so I ended up doing my paper on the second Mongol invasion of Japan because that’s that’s the thing that happened and I watched anime about I think it was the first one actually but whatever and I probably just completely

Left me alone to do this to them yep I’m still here Oh what oh I’ve played myself place myself don’t mind me sir oh whoa no oh no no I want to win get back here get back oh god how am I supposed to

Catch up to that he lost the 1v1 the man could fly but he couldn’t win oh okay still a big deal with the second Mongol nation of Japan was that they had massively outnumbered the Japanese and then they lost anyways because they just they split their fleet in two and they

Took their sweet time about things until I got hit by like a storm and they all died and the survivors went home and it’s just a huge embarrassment for everyone involved because apparently a massively outnumbered the Japanese and it’s like so they keep bringing up how

Much they outnumber them so I think oh well how much did they outnumber them tell me that source this and they’re like no we won’t tell you like what but but you keep you keep talking about numbers like yeah but we don’t have those numbers like that what how many

Samurai were defending the ant well we don’t know how how do you okay do you at least know how many Mongols there were it’s like oh yeah sure we got that there were uh there were 2 million or maybe less than 200,000 we’re honestly not sure I just can’t believe that after all

That good talk about numbers the number of sources would actually give me would be a question mark and an estimate so vague it might as well have come from social blades estimated earnings how can you do that to a man how can you do that

I mean I got me wrong I believe them I mean Japan is a tiny island with like 12 and a half people on any given point whereas the Mongols I I guess they’d like conquered half the world at this point I’m time exaggerating slightly but there there

Were a lot of Mongols all right I get it it’s just saying well I mean probably outnumbered them its way away weaker sentence to put in your essay not even close subscribe a techno blade that was a fantastic jump there do I have like healing items that might be used so I

Don’t get killed by this dude video games video games and subscribe a techno blade thank you pick up leave me alone thank you I really think I’m just gonna let you bridge all the way across with no repercussions but you are absolutely right I have nothing better to do with

My life and hit you off my OOP I was I was some delayed knock back almost as delete it’s the southern mongol fleet which had delays after the commander died unexpectedly that was an incredible jump almost as incredible as I don’t actually have a reference for

This oh it’s coming back in oh he’s going in going in and it’s over I’ve seen more climactic battles like the Battle of Catan bow after racin to finish my essay on time I barely managed to turn it in only six hours after it was originally due I’m just I’m a great

Example you should all learn for me okay hell I brought me a shirt how nice of him look there’s not enough nope there’s not enough made loop here for the both of us sir sir bro Oh what did I do to you people look you guys all fight to

The death and I will swoop in and get strength killed all right I’ll just be over here I guess by by mid belongs to me no more questions thank you all for attending my TED talk and there’s more they all got full diamond and there’s another dude on the horizon just waiting

Where’d he go he’s down here hello that dudes gonna show up he’s there’s just no one left no escape oh I guess there’s no escape zombie was waiting for him I’m getting helper I applied and it said accepted my condolences I’m actually home for two in

Terms of turning and si is on time the semester however however I have a chance to redeem myself because there is a third essay that is due in like twenty six hours and obviously I’m gonna turn in that on time I mean look at me working on it right now like a good

Student okay leave me alone I’m actually like a huge nerd I’m just failing at this one specific type of assignment because I just like exams man exams are great okay you just show up you fill in the bubble and they just give you like all the points it’s fantastic essays

Oh god no which is a very very bad opinion to have if you’re an English major but leave me alone now I just need a hat yes buildup he has exactly what I need a hat and hat that was just convenient alright who’s next we got three clowns this dude’s afk

Accidentally knocked him to safety killed him anyways a marksmanship added at level of power to my bow power six get the clickbait stand back I have a power 6 PO it’s marginally more strong than a power five stand back stand back it’s a melee weapon finish them off

Silverfish yeah get him yeah okay fine Oh No turn just waiting for him to show his face out of here I just want to point out that the build team made Christmas versions of so many Maps and then they got to this map and they were like Matt

It’s the map with literal Christmas trees it would have been the easiest Christmas first themed map ever just throw some ornaments on it in like half a minute and then call it a day cash in that paycheck and they were like nah we’re just we’re just not seeing the

Christmas on this map we’re just lets go Christmas if I tribute that’s that’s the real Christmas map their thought process is just too advanced for ass mortals to understand also we’re playing normal mode which definitely has nothing to do with the fact that I wanted to make that

Joke and there weren’t any servers with this map and insane mode left and I got bored of waiting hello get back here or do you think you’re going die he had 25 lava buckets all of which I’ll take don’t mind if I do they’ll ruin that guy’s day get back

Here get back here get back here alright cyberbully that dude just another Tesla that caught on fire here’s the plan we’re gonna go like this and we’re just gonna ruin his life I don’t even dare perfect nope stop that stop stop you had one job one

And that’s what you get that’s what you get for having like more than four brain cells how dare you everyone knows that’s not allowed in sky wars that was some of those cars guys hope you guys enjoyed I’m gonna go back to getting wrecked by college but in the mean to really limbo

I’m just gonna interrupt my outro like how am I supposed to plug this bed worst video if you just send me the limbo what what how will people know to click on click on the bed worst video link and see how much bed wars hates me how will they know