From Rags to Riches: Caine’s Minecraft Transformation

Ah I have no job and I’m so broke I just wish I could get rich but I can’t seem to find a job you know what that’s it I’m getting so hungry I’m going to go over to my friend’s house and see if they’ll give me any food well they’re

Kind of my friends but all right here we go ring ring hello but guys can I please have some food sorry we don’t really have food right now you can eat a book I mean it’s probably edible ew what a book are you serious right now filled with

Knowledge I mean why don’t you just get a job Kane like you have lots of talent I’m trying to get a job but no one wants to hire me please I’m so broke I have no money I can’t really help you there I just like put together a resume or

Something hey you just closed the door on me are you serious right now fine I guess I’ll go over to my other friend’s house I’m literally trying so hard to get a job and some food you know what that’s it I’m going to go over to my

Friend cfo’s house kfo please hey what are you doing here I’m really hungry and you know how I lost my job and I have no money I’m literally living in the tree over there can I please have some food or like a job or something of course die

You probably got fired cuz you were a terrible employee hey that’s really mean that’s what happens when you don’t work hard enough get out of here oh my goody goodness all right that’s it I got to go over to my friend Kane’s house well he’s actually my cousin there’s no way he’s

Not going to give me food or a job hey hello uh Mr Kane ah how’s it going Kane can I please have some food or a job please no you little broke boy now get out of my house Hey Hey Hey ow oh my goody goodness everyone so don’t mean to

Me all right here’s my last resort I guess I could go to this really fancy restaurant and try to get a job there but there’s no way they’re going to employ me I’m just a broke loser I guess well I guess I’m going to have to try

But I just wish some of my friends would like give me some food or a job but I guess they’re not really my friends all right here we go hello everybody oh it’s a full restaurant right now hello sir what do you what do you want today uh I

Don’t want any food I was wondering if I could get a job here you know I’m I I don’t have a lot of money and I I was really wondering if I can get a job because I’m I’m really hungry and I need

Food and I need money m a job you say h Let’s see we are a little bit low on stuff wait wait wait wait wait don’t hire this guy I’ve heard of him this is the cane that can never hold a job down hey uh what the heck is wrong with you

No you just ruined this job for me bro wait now don’t listen to this baby I don’t even know who this guy is what do you mean never could hold a job is he really just really bad at working no no no no no no I don’t know what this guy’s

Talking about hey get out of here kid whoever you are of course not get away from me you loser I don’t I don’t want your porness to get on me I can’t have somebody with that bad of reputation being my store please leave what oh my gosh are you serious right now maybe

Come back when you’re not to Loser okay hey what is wrong with everyone this is so messed up oh my gosh you know that’s I’m just going to leave this town cuz there’s literally nothing else I could do and uh why is there a ladder right

Here but I guess I’m just going to be broke forever but why not go climb this maybe we could have a little bit bit of fun but um it says do not enter what in the what does that mean Kane what in the world are you doing up there uh I don’t

Know I’m so bored I’m getting rejected from every job I try are you trying to rob the restaurant just get a job or something or stop being broke it’s not that hard I mean I’m no millionaire but I’m not broke like you either so it’s

Really not that hard just like go get a job or something if you need tips or pointers just like look it up online I’m literally trying to get a job but no one’s hiring me oh my gosh I’ve tried everywhere I’ve tried this place I’ve tried this place I’ve tried literally

Everywhere in the whole entire world I don’t know maybe just try getting off the roof you know what that’s it I’m getting really sick and tired of this all right it says do not enter for emergency use only you know what that’s it should I just go jump down there

That’ be pretty funny wait a minute is there somebody on my roof let need get that Ras skull out of there it’s probably the squirrels I’m going to go check it out what in the what no okay I you know I might just have to go if he’s

Literally going to walk on over here but you know what wait maybe he’s not these rabbits always get on top of my roof somehow Oh no I got to go oh gosh okay I just got to make sure he doesn’t see me but oh no where am I right now right

Let’s go out through here and uh what in the what where in the back of the restaurant no this is so bad I guess it was nothing I’m going to go back inside well well actually there’s a chance they may have gotten in my storage area let

Me go take a look oh my good good she right there oh no I got to hide okay all the produce seems to be okay I guess they couldn’t have gotten in here oh it’s it’s fine my gosh no way right now and wo it looks like there’s a far jump

Do I jump down I mean I don’t have any other choice do I oh gosh this is really bad if I get caught I’m literally going to go to prison forever but you know what that’s it I’m going to jump down oh gosh wo is this gold oh my gosh all

Right let’s go this way and wo there’s all these chests what in the what golden swords golden bows arrows and golden apples oh my goodness this is amazing and wo there’s all this really good armor too this is actually fire wo there’s so much of it too I’ve never

Seen gold ever in my whole entire life but let’s just keep going through it oh my goody goodness what even is this place oh my goodness and wait a second the door just closed what in the N that’s crazy we’re cook hey who are you

Are you trying to steal the gold too uh what in the what who in the who are you bro are you trying to steal the gold well who and the who are you bro what gold are you talking about I mean look around you uh wa there’s go everywhere

Oh my gosh wait are we rich now watch your step though you don’t want to fall in the lava are we rich now yeah pretty much no I’m just kidding not yet what I’ve been chapped in here for ages due to the security system locking me in here security system what are you

Talking about bro I have no clue what you’re talking about and what is that those are the monsters they’re going to kill us all oh no there’s all these monsters oh and the really powerful are you serious right now oh no fight these guys oh no I’m so confused where I even

Am right now now though this is so weird whoa wao waa if we can just kill these monsters we’ll be rich rich what are you talking about bro I’m so confused like we’re literally at a restaurant right now and like we just teleported here I don’t even know what happened I don’t

Think you understand I’ve been down here for years years what are you talking about dude I’m so confused and anyway you’re a cane too right you’re only a Kane like I’m a Kano I’m a Kane I’m just a little uh I’m a little wild Kane you

Know what I’m saying I am so confused right now like I don’t even know where I am like I’m still just poor and I have no job I really need a job well then why don’t you uh look for a job I think this restaurant’s hired wait actually you’re

Not even going to need a real job after you get all this gold stash oh my goody goodness what do you mean gold bro I’m so confused right now anyway there’s more monsters I’m really scared oh wait and it just opened up we can go back we can go back what let’s go

We can leave this place oh thank gosh I’ve been stuck down here for years oh my goody goodness come on let’s go and wait what is your name by the way I’m Bartholomew thei nice to meet you uh nice to meet you bro but anyway where

Are we supposed to go from here wait it looks like there’s like a little underground passage wave right here but how do we get inside of that I got you I thought that was going to work didn’t work bro wait I have a lever I just

Realized oh and there we go okay there we goo all right oh my gouache who is this parkour W dude this looks insane I’m not even going to lie to you by the way Kane when we find this gold I’m taking all of it I mean I might give you

A few pieces and stuff but you know it’s my gold I’ve been stucking there for hey yo what do you mean you’re taking all the gold bro I mean if it’s going to make me Rich I’m getting the gold I’m getting there first bro well bro you

Were only trapped in there for a minute bro oh my goodness there’s no way he’s going to get there before me and oh let’s go I just opened up this lever come on no oh my goodness wait there was a lever that just spawned right there

What in the what so that means we could probably go back in oh no there’s lava oh qu run lava oh no I’ve been stuck around lava for the past years run run run run run run oh my gosh that would have killed us bro oh thank God we made it

Out of there bro but anyways I mean you’re not taking my gold you understand that right like seriously all right well I saw the gold in there so you know I’m going to go in there I don’t care about some pesky lava I care about that gold

Dude what in oh it just closed too what the heck uh oh no oh my gosh did he just die oh no what what am I going to do wait means I get all the gold let’s go I’m joking that was really messed up but uh there’s no

Way he just died but maybe he was lying like this whole time there’s no way there’s actually gold oh my goody goodness where am I right now and oh my goodness I’ve never seen this much gold in my whole life and oh who are you you

Were blending in I am the guardian of this gold this gold can make anybody be able to live their lives without working for a single day I don’t know why you want it but I’m not going to lie let you you’re too weak to get to handle all

This girl you’ll just go mad with golden Power that’s why I’m going to kill you here and now no no no don’t kill me please please please oh my good goodness no there’s more gold mobs but maybe if I can kill the mobs and kill this guy

Maybe I can actually get all this gold and become rich but oh no this is really really scary oh look at you struggle you’re so weak and pathetic oh my goodness you’re actually so mean dude let me kill you right now ah what the heck you can’t hurt me as long as my

Sentinels are out to watch out no no what is a sentinel is it these guys you better run and hide cuz you can’t run there’s no point in hiding it you know you’re going to be broke forever you’re going to be broke and hopeless no I’m

Going to be rich one day but maybe if I could destroy these monsters and grab all this gold I’ll be rich I’ll be able to buy a mansion and do all the fun things that never will like me in your dreams oh my goody goodness come on fight these monsters oh they’re so

Powerful too oh no are you serious serious right now come on oh gosh you actually are killing quite quite a few of them I’m surprised but you still a win oh no and maybe this is really good but okay you know what I have a really

Really good idea I’m going to use all my force and oh gosh oh no wait there’s chests all over the place but the chests have literally nothing in them are you serious right now exactly I have all the gold in my inventory because I knew you were coming oh my goody goodness that

Means I need to kill him then okay there we go and I got him oh my goody goodness I’m really scared right now this guy’s getting really powerful but there’s got to be something I have in my inventory that I might be able to detect with him

I hit me with anything I doubt you could even lay a scratch on me I’ll at least give you one free shot maybe it’ll make you feel better as I’ll I’ll do this as some kind of pity hit you know what that’s it maybe this poison will work

And it will destroy him wait you got poison no no oh what in the what no way way right now oh my goody goodness all this gold wo this is actually insane wait does this mean I’m actually rich oh my gosh oh oh this is amazing this is literally all

The gold I ever will need in the whole entire world and now I’m rich but uh I got to figure out a way to trade in this gold so I can buy a house I can buy boats I can buy everything oh my goody goodness finally I am free and I am

Actually so rich too but I can’t tell anyone yet this is literally the best day of my life I’m never going to have to work a job ever and I can buy the biggest mansion in the whole entire world but I got to go find the guy who I

Can buy the mansion from all right it should be right over here and oh my goodness wait is this the homeowner all right let me go ask her if she’s selling this house hello are you selling this house oh H yeah actually it’s for sale

We just got it recently buil can I help you but can someone like you really afford a house like this I mean this is one of our top selling houses it’s the most expensive and you don’t look like the type to be able to afford this what

Are you talking about here you want some gold blocks look at this oh I may have stand corrective yeah well I’m really rich so can I buy this house or what here take everything okay okay yeah of course uh the house is yours uh let me

Get you the house key oh my gosh I have this house no way I can throw the coolest parties and everything this is so awesome I’m so glad I’m actually rich now wo this place is so big okay so before we get started with all the paperwork and stuff let me show you

Around a little bit just so you know what you’re getting into in case you have any decisions to back out okay so over here we got our main bedroom this is where you will sleep at night it has um a computer it has a king-size bed it

Has these two drawers they’re very nice they’re made from the finest quality of wood and over here this is just there’s just two doors to enter your bedrooms that way you have like options you know cuz rich people just love having options they just love having useless things

Around anyo um this is the balcony so this is like a nice view I mean I guess it’s okay I mean we could get rid of all this nature stuff or something like that we’ll probably have to like burn down the trees or something um what hey hey

Why are we burning down the trees bro well to make room for more houses don’t you want like Rich neighbors or anything no not really I don’t really care okay well this is the other balcony still a lot of trees I don’t know if you like

That stuff we can we can get that removed if he wants to okay uh second floor so Second Story let us go up wo there’s two floors I’ve never even known that was a thing oh yeah in fact some houses have three three stories four stories five stories even uh wait by the

Way is there a way I could pay you guys to build me a secret room I’m trying to hide my money oh oh secret Oh you mean a vault yes yes of course don’t worry the house comes with a vault we know for you rich folks my bad uh here’s her key um

If you have any questions don’t feel or feel free to ask me any um yeah uh good luck and have fun oh and don’t throw any wild parties okay this house was newly built so like some of like the stuff holding it together is still like like

Drawing so just be careful you don’t want it to come crumbling down all right there we go I just put all my gold blocks in here so now I’m going to have a rich area and no one’s going to be able to come inside of here let’s go now

I got to call all my neighbors and we’re going to have an amazing party R you want to come to my party oh I I advise well as long as it’s not a crazy party sure but isn’t that weird since I’m the one who sold the house to you we don’t

Quite know each other yet we’re technically just business partners you’re my client and I’m come on it’s going to be fun let’s have a party all right party at my house and in 6 hours Let’s Go woohoo I’m so rich okay okay H have fun I can’t believe this is all

Happening to me this is the best day ever this party’s popping let’s go we got everyone in the whole town here let’s go this is lit man what I’m surprised that I didn’t even know there was a house here did you pomy no it must have been newly constructed or something

Hey guys wait what oh hey I why would anybody invite you to this party don’t say that that’s me excuse me I’m the party Host this is my house the host I didn’t know April fools came early this year that’s a good one Kane that’s that’s a really good one well actually

It is Kane’s house he invited me yes speaker man that’s what I’m saying dude what it is my house wait you’re not joking no this is my house bro what are you talking about oh hey here’s some golden apples here’s some golden apples if y’all want some oh oh thank you um

Wait those are worth like these are like worth $100 each where did you get all them well uh let’s just say I uh I I got a job oh yes what job could make you this much money this make I bet this is all ruse I’m going inside well um thank

You for inviting us uh congratulations on your new job yeah yeah even though you guys didn’t let me eat food earlier but anyway have some fun let’s go everyone party just don’t go on the second floor anyone okay no second floor hey hey what are y’all doing on the

Second floor what do you mean we’re just chilling here I was just telling ja about how like I recently sold this house and like how it has a secret room in it yeah um I was telling one of my friends about the secret house house I

Called him up it it’s pretty cool who’d you call bro what are you talking about there’s no secret room what are you talking about R why would you say something I’m sorry I was just very proud of myself for being able to sell this house oh my gosh don’t tell anyone

Else about the secret room okay that’s really dangerous that’s where all my gold is okay okay okay understood wow everyone’s here even my sister that’s really awesome honestly yes sir everybody’s here this is so lit Kan I’m sorry I didn’t give you a chance honestly this party is pretty lit yes

Sir it is so this food is amazing it looks really expensive too is that are those gold flakes in the cake yes sir I am literally so rich this is so cool but honestly it’s not even I don’t know I guess it’s it’s kind of cool I don’t

Know yeah I guess you have money now but this is you need to learn how to throw a better party yeah I’m not saying it’s exactly a bad party I’m just saying the people you invite you should be more careful about because there’s some really creepy people around here what

Are you talking about there’s no creepy people here Kane where’s my god oh no um Kane did you in fight these frightening looking people I don’t know who these guys are well I know this guy I know you from somewhere how did you how did you uh no find me ah gosh

Because you took my gold who are these guys kick them out kid you have like some defenses or something right defenses yeah I have defenses oh no my sword isn’t working and my bow isn’t working either oh no I don’t know what to do I’m getting attacked I’m going to

Make my myself very clear here you better give me my gold everyone on the ground this is a RAID okay okay okay oh gosh no no no leave me alone where’s the gold ow ow okay okay please don’t kill me ow ow okay I’m sorry I’ll give you

The gold uh it’s in it’s in it’s it’s in here it’s in it’s in here it’s here shut up I love gold I love gold all right Kane if you ever try to cross me and rob me again I’m going to take more stuff and I’m going to also

Take everything from your house and this is why I have to take the gold yes empty your inventory right now we’re going to kill you oh my goody goodness fine okay just take everything I don’t even care anymore but good thing I have some extra

Gold cough it up Bozo now get out of this house now what in the what why I thought I was going to live with you guys I thought we all were be friends of course not you’re lucky you’re alive oh my good goodness okay good thing my

Friends are all still here and oh my gosh no oh thank you guys so much for watching this video subscribe and click a video up on screen I’ll see you guys in the next video tomorrow don’t subscribe to that loser yeah don’t subscribe to this loser don’t subscribe he’s poor we hate poor

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