GarryCrafts: Unbelievable Minecraft Glitches!

We all know Minecraft isn’t the most realistic game out there so today we’ll be looking at a bunch of Minecraft features that don’t make sense like have you ever seen a spider in real life pretty scary right but they’re not that big if they were the same size as they

Are in Minecraft they’d be running the world that’s a scary thought but how Minecraft have decided to add or ban some mobs is pretty frustrating they said they don’t want to add sharks to the game because they’re endangered and they think children would go out in the

Ocean and attack sharks or feed them harmful foods but then go and add polar bears which are even more endangered just because one of the top Deb’s wives likes them real cool Jeb not to mention endangered turtles by the way which Minecraft actively encourages you kill

And harvest for a fun helmet that makes no sense TNT is one of the scarest blocks in Minecraft because it can destroy literally everything in its path except for obsidian ancient debris barriers Bedrock or blocks underwater how does that make any sense I hope you’re not playing with TNT in real life

Though because there’s really nothing that can fully withstand it unless you go hide in a nuclear bunker or something but I’m going to assume you just don’t have any of those lying around your house you may not even know this one but it really makes no sense if you place a

Door underwater and get inside of it you can still breathe I mean it’s already not realistic that you can carry a door in your pockets but now it’s a SCUBA tank huh while we’re talking about water it’s a known fact that you can jump from any height even all the way up 200

Blocks as long as you land in water you’ll survive every time even if that water is only one block deep I wish I could do that in real life I’d be doing some crazy cliff diving this YouTube commenter disagrees and thinks that Minecraft is super realistic he said

Just like in real life I usually Yeet magic green eyeballs in the sky so I can follow their Direction dig the land with my bare hands 40 m down so I can find a hidden cave buried in the ground with Undead creatures to enter a mystical portal that teleports me into a floating

Island in space where I can kill a dragon-like reptile after exploting crystals on top of towers I don’t I know where this guy lives but I just want to stay far away from this guy if possible he sounds crazy have you ever stayed awake for 3 days straight binging your

Favorite TV show just to be interrupted by those pesky monsters flying through your windows and attacking you no just me okay but this actually happens in Minecraft Phantoms attack you when you haven’t slept for a while so make sure you get your quality sleeping people on a surprisingly accurate note the height

Of a player in Minecraft is 1.8 m or 5′ 11 in which is actually pretty close to the average height of an American man but having every Minecraft character be exactly the same height is a little Annoying now I can’t lie about my height to impress people what’s also crazy

About player measurements is how far you can reach to break a block if you convert it into real life it would be like breaking something that’s almost 10 feet away from you theve must have some Slenderman arms golden apples really don’t make sense each piece of gold is a

Cubic meter you can put eight around an apple to make a golden apple in real terms this would weigh 3 4,394 lb how the heck are you going to bring that into your mouth to eat it unless you’ve got like giant iron teeth I don’t think you’re chomping to that

Anytime soon and don’t even get me started how you wear a full suit of gold armor to run around in have you ever noticed if you shoot an arrow at a mob it basically just disappears inside of them but if you get hit with arrows you

Start looking like a porcupine if I was hunting in real life at least I’d be able to get my arrows back but not in Minecraft most people think floating blocks in Minecraft don’t make sense but at least sand and gravel fall right nope all you got to do is put Vines under it

This makes sense you know a skeleton is made of 206 bones or a human is at least but in the game you usually only get like zero to two bones when you kill a skeleton so what’s wrong here this one’s a real head scratcher if a zombie piglin

Is swimming in lava it doesn’t burn okay it’s a nether mob sure that makes sense but if you put a zombie piglin in a cauldron with lava it burns what the heck we all know creepers have no arms right yet they have no trouble climbing up ladders I wish I

Could do that it made carrying stuff up to my attic a whole lot easier oh man not again now how can these mobs come to life you go underground find a strange box with a tiny skeleton dancing around in it then the Box magically brings a skeleton into

Existence out of thin air and can somehow shoot an arrow and bow even without muscles or eyes oh and when you kill it strange green orbs fly into your body which make you be able to use tools of magic this is Minecraft the most realistic game on Earth you know how the

Weather works right you don’t just go to Arizona on the hottest day and walk two steps left and suddenly you’re in Alaska with multiple feet of snow but Minecraft has decided that is fine you can have a desert and right next door to that a

Snow biome I think my body would go in the shock this next one is a bit of a hack but if you spam your space bar when running under a two block tree you will move much faster than if you were just running and jumping normally use this

Trick to make sure you never lose a game of tag again you know about all the historical Kings getting poisoned and killed right well in Minecraft you don’t have to worry about that the worst it can do is drop your health to half a heart the poison effect alone is never

Enough to kill you which is pretty cool but not realistic we need to ask the devs why diamonds work the way they do cuz if you think about it a diamond is super tiny but in Minecraft you can make a whole chest plate just out of eight

Diamonds now if you try that in real life it would have to be the size of like a mouse or an ant to fit into that suit of armor zombies burn in the sun right doesn’t really make sense but that’s not the point if you put a zombie

In a cobweb it doesn’t burn in the sun that’s not even shelter and speaking of fire you can entirely be engulfed in flames and all you have to do is dip your toes into a puddle of water and just like that you’re no longer burning

Lava can burn you too and in real life it can burn everything including iron so does it really make sense that lava can be picked up and stored in an iron bucket in Minecraft wouldn’t it just melt right through it one of my favorite things in life is a mid-afternoon nap

But Minecraft took that away from us when they decided you can only sleep at night or during a thunderstorm Steve must be drinking some seriously strong coffee to keep him running all day did you know that thunderstorms can transform some mobs and it doesn’t even make a whole lot of sense a villager

Would turn into a witch if struck by lightning Creepers become charge creepers if struck by lightning and pigs turn into zombified piglins I wonder what happens in real life if I get struck by lightning will anything cool happen to me probably not I don’t want

To know what would happen if I ate the amount of food a Minecraft player eats in a day let’s just say I would seriously need some fre breze and a really good toilet and it doesn’t even make any sense that a Minecraft player could just eat Stacks and stacks of food

And never have to take a bathroom break boats are pretty cool though right you would think the fastest way to travel on a boat is the water wrong Minecraft decided that using a boat on ice is faster should we get like ice skates or something I’m going to need some new

Legs if you want me to run like Steve I mean that man Sprints all day long and never has to take any breaks except to eat of course but he doesn’t ever run out of energy talk about marathon runner we’re not talking about obsidian but we

Should be I’m sure you didn’t know this but I’m going to drop a truth bomb obsidian in real life is as tough as glass that’s right so why did Minecraft decide to make obsidian one of the longest materials of mine resistant to TNT and only minable with the diamond

Pickaxe your guess is as good as mine it’s cool to have passive mobs in Minecraft that like you but how come if you’re collecting steak pork or chicken they just all stand there and take it you think if you went on to a cow field and just started hacking away at it with

A sword it wouldn’t charge you or try running away think again you heard it here first guys make cows fight back if you’ve been fishing it’s actually pretty difficult and you can find a good spot but you’ll soon have to move and fish somewhere else in Minecraft you can just

Sit there in the same spot for hours and catch endless fish and treasures like enchanted books where are they all coming from and don’t get me started on those waterproof books energy is really strange in Minecraft too like you need coal to power a furnace to cook but

Redstone just worked on its own without any other outside power source and torches just magically burn forever not to mention you didn’t even need to light them yourself that’s enough dumb Minecraft Logic for today if there’s anything else you find strange in Minecraft leave a comment and don’t forget to subscribe